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could your country of origin repel a British invasion or would you be conquered?
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>>679896994
Easy to repll a bunch of politically correct morans
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>>679896994
There would be 51 states
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We were able to defeat the British the first time, and though the second time didn't go all that well I think we've more than made up the gap in the past 204 years.
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>>679897196

>morans
We meet again Ameritard
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>>679897719
Kill yourself, britpig.
How does it feel to have been saved twice in both WW, and be at the mercy of the USA, Russia, and China?
Britpigea is such a cuckold land.
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>>679897376
Zing!
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>>679896994
wouldn't make any difference
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>>679896994
>mfw my country is already part of the commonwealth

>Canada is good. Canada is life
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>>679898212
Stay safe loyal citizen of the crown.
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>>679898212
>>679898345
God save our gracious queen
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Even if every man, woman and child in England took arms and came to my country, they still wouldn't be enough to conquer it simply on the grounds that it is too large for such a dwarf nation to conquer.
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>>679898212
Canapig. Your nation is so irrelevant and worthless.
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>>679898587
Found the Amerifat
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>>679898212
Yeah, it must be a great feeling to have had the British government basically say "you know what, you're not worth keeping."
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>>679896994
>implying the British military isn't already the Eurabian military.
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> I'm sure cornwall would be fine
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>>679896994
i used to cum inside of a russian
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
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>>679898719

I don't think Americans usually think that.

Sounds like a Brit to me. Maybe a frog.
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>>679898587
We managed to burn the white house.
>1812
We've come closer to destroying America than any other country.
Irrelevant my ass.
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The colonies were such a missed oppurtnity.
Imagine how glorious it would be if we were all united under one nation.
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>>679896994
Already did.
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Britain can't be beaten. We are Australia and Canada. It's no accident those countries are part of the common wealth...
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>>679899010
this will literally never be funny, faggot
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>>679898212
So are you counting U.S. dollar equivalency by the thousands yet, or is that tomorrow
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>>679898719
Found the britpig. Enjoying the muslims, inbred sheep fucker?
>>679899144
"we"? Who's we? British soldiers attempted to burn down the white house. Not useless canadian shits. Your 3rd world shithole must have very bad education to be brainwashing you like that.
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>>679899144
Before you came crawling back later begging for our help and guns in two world wars.
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>>679899332
France, is it you?
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>>679899536
A couple hundred french Canadians BTFO over a thousand Americans stfu
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>>679899536
"We" as in the native population of North America. The ones helped the brits. (Even though sickness and shit )
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>>679899740
Are you retarded?
Why do I even ask, you're canadian.
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>>679900117
No you're obviously autistic, besides stop with the "canada is irrelevent" meme, it's pathetic.
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>>679896994
>Turkey

We repelled British, Aussie dudes, Greeks, French fgts and a lot more AT THE FUCKING SAME TIME during Turkish Independence war so yeah, it is easy
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>>679899536
By that logic every American that fought Britain when America was still a colony was a British soldier
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>>679900665
> turkroach
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>>679900665
But you got stomped by russia, a superpower a little less super than america
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>>679899631
I'm confused, who took Japan?
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>>679900780
British, Spanish and French decent. They wouldn't of been "American" citizens. They'd of been "of the new world"
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>>679900537
It really isn't a meme though.
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Any country on earth could repel a British filth invasion by simply asking their dentists to step outside their offices. The very sight of a dentist is repellent to Brit filth.
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>>679901025
Then Canadian soldiers wouldn't have been British, now would they?
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>>679896994
America, fuck yeah.
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>>679896994
This is the 21st century Britain cant invade shit anymore.
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>>679900537
>Hurr durr no YOU'RE retarded!
Autistic canapig. It's not a meme, stop trying to delude yourself. Every country hates Canada, the rotting hellhole. Enjoy being the citizen of such a shit, valueless country.
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>>679901300
Touché, bitch
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>>679901357
Turncoats and traitors to the crown.
You have debased yourself before god.
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>>679896994

Frenchfag here. I'm afraid it could get nasty if some morons here wanted to play the heroic routine.

But I'd be the first to collaborate, easy choice. I like the idea, actually. Won't happen, unfortunately.
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>>679896994
My country would frown upon it and wonder why you are attacking a member of the commonwealth.
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>>679897196
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>>679901527
Fuck your crown, faggot. Death to Britain.
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>>679901740
Amen to that!!
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>>679901616
A union between england and france would be great. Its a shame we fought so much.
If we could then unite our former colonies and yours we would be set.
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>>679898587
ameriswine, you cross our borders and wreck havoc on our health system. Mr. Trump is building the wall on the wrong border.
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>>679896994
Finland has double the reserves and mandatory conscription. While we cant do shit about UK's nukes, and expect the attack to come from the East.. I think we are in a strong position to win.

PS. Finland was invaded by the brittish before, we won.
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>>679901740
> proud of being a traitor and a heathen
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>>679896994

I dont know. Weve repelled USSR so maybe we could. Also attacking us would be a logistical nightmare for britbongs
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>>679901527
Rather drink a boiled bean than your shitty taxed tea.

And we did.
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>>679899536
The amusing thing is as a brit I don't know any Muslims and don't see any anywhere in my county.
just to point out more live in America also...
Also the sheep thing is the Welsh
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>>679899144
Actually it was Canadians who burned down the White House under a British flag. Mighty Canada is the only reason the Amerilards haven't subjugated you. God Bless the Queen.
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>>679896994
>>679898212
>>679898345
>>679899144
>>679899313
>>679899386
>>679901527
>>679901680

Long live the comonwelth

Long live the queen!
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>>679902058
>believes willing submission to a monarchy makes sense
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>>679897376
There already are. The britbongs are our bitches but they're too proud to admit it
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>>679902313
> believing betraying your country and god makes sense
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>>679896994

MFW My country is already art of the Commonwealth

Australia is live, Australia is life
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>>679902017

One ship doesnt really count
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>>679901503
Amerifat detected, what's it like being 90% lard and 10% faggot?
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>>679899536
>3rd world shithole must have very bad education
Are you still booty-bothered about having a shit-tier public schooling system?
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>>679902294
but god doesn't exist, brittard
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>>679902439
refer to>>679902709
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>>679902540
Realistically, do you think UK can afford to send much more today?
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>>679902575
Britpig detected. What's it like to have sheep in your family lineage? Or being afraid of the dentist? Worthless little britshit.
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>>679899536
Amerifats get a 6 year education extended into 12, I'm surprised you can even type full words.
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>>679902709
>>679902758
Heathen
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>>679902294
Canadian sucking the queens cock. We could conquer your polar bear raping country with fucking FEMA. Get up off your knees faggots. You're an embarrassment.
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>>679902823
Its the welsh that fuck sheep get it right
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>>679901503
>>679902294
>>679902296
>Canada was briefly relevant because of health care, education, and reputation for peacekeeping work
>All of that went in the shitter more than 10 years ago; we are essentially useless
>America is so far up its own asshole these days that Bernie Sanders actually seems like a good idea
>The "commonwealth" is irrelevant
The future pretty much belongs to China.
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>>679902773

Realisticly i dont think they would ever try to invade. So we dont really have to think about realistic situations.
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>>679902585
>>679902837
Britpigs are proven to have some of the worst education in the world. Use the internet (Gladly provided to you britpigs by America) to look at the facts. You worthless sheepfuckers need to get nuked already.
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>mfw we already did thrice in 1806, 1807, and 1845-50
the Malvinas are small change
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>>679902866
SCUM.
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>>679896994

Commonwealth master race
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>>679902823
Amerifat scum, I am from the Mighty Canada, we bask in wealth as our resource corporations plunder the earths resources and your lard military dies for it. You are irreversibly cucked. Free to serve the queen and common wealths.
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>>679902439
But of course- for only holiest liberty would have the strength to defy a god.
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>>679903101
Wasn't it stolen German scientists and a coalition of peers that started the internet in the direction it is going? Do research bitch
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>>679903192
>Notice how any important or non-3rd world shitholes are not in your commonwealth
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>>679902017
>Finland would beat the UK.

Are you on fucking drugs?
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>>679903233
>bask in wealth
>Canadian dollar currently tanking

lmao
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>>679903101

>Amerifat calling other nations education shit
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>>679903378
But as always, it took the mighty shores of the United States to perfect and put to use the Promethian technology bestowed upon others.
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>>679903314
Betraying a nation ordained by god is the work of lucifer in order to diminish the resolve of the faithful.
As proven by >>679903183
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>>679903101
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/global-school-rankings-interactive-map-shows-standards-of-education-across-the-world-10247405.html
>http://www.oecd.org/edu/universal-basic-skills-9789264234833-en.htm (article's source)
>Canada is 10th
>America is 29th
eat shit
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>>679897916
Nice meme faglord
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>>679903074
Delete this
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>>679903233
>>679902294
>Mighty Canada
Brainwashed little canapig. Canada is a weak, puny, 3rd world shithole of a country. You could conquer it with mall security. Little cuck faggots. The Queen owns your bitch asses, and you do nothing to stop it, while you rely on the US's military to keep you safe. Fucking worthless disgrace. Catch a nuke, canapig.
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>>679901914

I agree. But I'd prefer that this union be lead by the UK. For the sake of true, effective democracy, no kidding. Beware the French burocracy, trust me...
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>>679903595
Hm, then perhaps reconsider your allegiance. A corpse cannot worship their precious justice any longer.
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>>679903578
Because you pilfered technology from a broken country and the Reds swept in to try and get it all first
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We did it once, can't seem to fathom why we can't do it again
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>>679903464
Not him, but
>talvisota
>boris, thinking he would stroll into helsinki in a couple of weeks, got his shit kicked bach in and had a pyrrhic conquest of a small strip of karelia after several months
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>>679903666
Well when you have ten times the population of another country, of course your standard will be lowered. We have the niggers, you're fucking lucky to go without them. Lucky to be 29th with that burden.
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>>679903721
Canada is a first world nation surpassing the US on healthcare accesability, education and also freedom index.

Brutal.
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>>679903192
The commonwealth. Indians, pakis, niggers, convicts and North American French fags. And you're boasting???
FUCKING KEK!!

Cringe post.
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>>679903563
>Britpig thinking their worthless nation doesn't have one of the worst education systems on the globe
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>>679896994
You guys cant even stop the invasion of muslims in your own country. Take care of your own borders first then we'll talk about others if theres anything left of your soon to be economically destroyed refugee campground of a nation.
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>>679903666


Vietnam is 12
Ameripig is 29

These fucks cant even wreck a country
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>>679903796
Yet, here we are.
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>>679903756
The glorious british and french coaliton empire.
The united states
Canada
Australia
And all the other former colonies brought together in one holy union
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>>679897196
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my free healthcare.
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>>679904058
Canapig butthurt cause his country is a worthless 3rd world shithole :(
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>>679904120
It would be glorious
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>>679904058
Shots fired
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>>679903705
Not a meme, britpig.
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I would line the border with dentists and they worked run the other way.
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>>679902017

Hey, Finland would be a nice country to invade. Hhhmmm, if UK and France could unite, that would be a piece of cake.

We could send the foreign legion first, they're quite good at raping anyone standing on their way. Or make believe they would. Hhmmm, Finland....
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>>679904035

Finnish. Sorry you werent thought basic reading comprehension skills in school
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>>679896994
your thanks wont help against islam. you are already in it, your clock is counting backwards
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>>679903478
Our Canadian dollar doesn't matter a much for we take care of our own, free medical, free education, freedom from all the corporations that have cucked your lard filled existence. Our wealth is our lands and passports that allow us to travel any where in the world and be welcomed as heroes... for we the Canadian people are loved by all, while the US lards die in droves and beg mighty Canada for mercy.
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>>679904095
And here. We. Are.
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>>679904215
The termThird Worldarose during the Cold War todefine countriesthat remained non-aligned with either NATO, or the Communist Bloc. The United States, Western European nations and their allies represented the FirstWorld, while the Soviet Union, China, Cuba, and their allies represented the SecondWorld.
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>>679903968
You're joking right?
Canadian healthcare is a joke. Takes months to get a scheduled appointment, and when you do, it's shitty care. All it is is hiked taxes.
You canapigs sure are easy to brainwashed.
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>>679903710
Truth hurts, don't it?
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Slowly but surely
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>>679904519
Americans still think they have the greatest country on earth. Kek.
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>>679904385
>thought
Finpig, shouldn't you be begging Russia not to nuke you? Worthless 3rd world shithole.
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>>679903968
Yet you'd need to wait months even for life saving surgeries.
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>>679897916
I'm an American and your lack of historical knowledge saddens me. Kill yourself. Well u know what, this is /b/ so nvm your already dead inside.
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>>679903968
Everybody loves Canada and hates the US, and our women look better.
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>>679904703
Cause we do!
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>>679904575
And you know this how?
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>>679904703
Britpigs still think their country is even relevant. Kek.
>America 1st world superpower.
Off yourself, 3rd world shit.
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>>679904376

>if uk and france could unite

That day will never happen
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Guys why are we fighting?
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>>679898719
Lol it would take 1 month to take Canada by force, we could walk in with our military and just take it, know your place cunt.
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>>679904575
Yet all the global indexes say that Canada's healthcare is far above the US, our education is rated higher and we ate higher on the global freedom index.

You can toss around brainwashed all you want but the facts don't lie.
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>>679904825
Because I'm computer literate? I'm suprised you 3rd world fucks even have phones.
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>>679904818
Really, please post some supporting statistical information to prove this. You're the brainwashed one.
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>>679896994
We don't even have an army, so no
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>>679904863
Dude do you even know what third world means?
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>>679896994

Butttt can the British stop an invasion of their country?
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>>679904376
>mfw the french got their shit kicked back in by the nazis
>mfw the nazis got their shit kicked back in by the commies
>mfw the commies got their shit kicked back in by the finns
>mfw you expect the baguettes to take on the finns
good luck bro
protip: take a blanket with you
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>>679905025
France got in once, and the danes took the north.
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>>679904983
I am not brainwashed. Mr Trump told me so.
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>>679904788
Everybody hates Canapigea and loves the US. Plus we don't make love to mooses.
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>>679904332
Is that a Sherman?
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>>679904715

>missing the point by this much

Nice 3rd world comeback thou
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>>679904884
Because Amerifags can't see their dicks so they have to compensate on the web
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>>679896994
Both countries would probably be destroyed.
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>>679904757
Unlike the US where you need to start up a crowd funding campaign on GoFundMe just to afford basic surgeries.

I would rather be on dialysis for a few months waiting for a kidney than dieing at home before I raise enough money to pay for the surgery.
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>>679904775
Lack of historical knowledge? Have you ever picked up a book before? Autistic faggot. Kill yourself.
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>>679905150
Honestly a lot of people see america as war mongering and obnoxious.
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>>679905182
tiger*
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>>679897196
Damn it Moran.
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>>679896994
OK so unfortunately the asshat American that replied first kinda put a sour taste in my mouth.
As an American myself I know we would repel but I'd happily surrender myself to fight with you.
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>>679904961
>Canada
>third world country

You don't sound all that intelligent but I'll give you a (you) anyway.
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>>679905150
You clearly have never left the US. People will treat me better in foreign countries if they simply know that I am Canadian
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>>679905182
Tiger 1. Superior tank
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>>679905201
Wat country?
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>>679905292
Yeah, the shitstain countries and their brainwashed populace (Afghan, EU, etc.) Honestly europigs are no better than the sandniggers.
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>>679904923
Canada is loved by the world, our country is bigger, and our military is superior. We let you Amerilards invade others and die then we sweep up and profit from the backs of your corpses. Try invading us and that'll be the last day the United States will have on this Earth. We are the mighty Canada and we have allowed you to live, do not forget you place Amerilard.. you exist to serve us and all other common wealths.
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>>679905201
what country?
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>>679905250
More than you have kind sir. May you find harmony and peace.
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>>679905397
>>679905438
France.
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>>679896994
Yeah, the USA could take you cucks a few more times
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>>679904923
Hour many of your fucking cities are going bankrupt, how about the widening divide between the wealthy and the middle class, not to mention are the poor fuckers in your country that don't stand a chance. It's time for you fucks to wake up. You're being boned in the ass and you don't realize it. At least we all know what's going on. Stop watching your filtered media.
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>>679905419
Why are you being so aggresive?
Does someone need a hug?
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>>679905217
>dieing

Simply retarded.
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I'm Scottish and I could defeat the British army with my bare hands, bunch of pansies.
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>>679905425
>Being this brainwashed
Holy shit, I kinda want Canada to actually get nuked now.
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>>679905540
Cucking to us Americans, as usual.
Europigs are all the same.
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>>679905342
I would gladly fight beside you, even if you are a turncoat
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>>679905586
Were not all like this...
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>>679905509
Kill yourself, autistic canapig. Brainwashed little irrelevant shit. Happy nuke.
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>>679905389
You mean a T34 is a superior tank. I got you fam.
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>>679905578
My nans from scotland
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>>679905586
Canada could destroy the entire United States with one regiment. Your land is our yard and your people our dogs. You live to serve us and nothing more.
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>>679904923
You'd have the cities, sure. But then your asses would all freeze to death chasing us into the frozen north. Then we'd all keep warm by making a giant bonfire out of frozen Amerifuck carcasses.
>Lots of fat means the bodies burn for fucking ever...lots of fuel
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>>679903233
Hey mighty Canada, which Canadian team is gonna win the Cup this year? Oh wait, that's right! None of them made the playoffs so Murica is gonna win the Lord Stanley's Cup, again!
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>>679905509

Actually, most of us DO realize it, but we also realize there's no point in trying to fight it.
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>>679905380
No, they will not. Go to Britpigea and the cooks will spit in their food. Canada is the worlds weakest and hated country,
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>>679896994
I think I would be the one invading and conquering, if you catch my drift.
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Britain is still relevant? The only invading they can do now is in movies lol
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>>679905586
The fallout would fuck up the world. Not to mention that a good 1/8 of the landmass on earth would be gone
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>>679905788
I rest my case. Typical American response when faced with a rational argument, act like a 2 year old.
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>>679905774
Fuck off to Toronto you Amerilad sympathizer. Even Quebec, our weakest province would take on the United States.
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>>679905956
Those islands are ours.
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>Population - Hundred scientists
lolno antartica got no chance
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>>679905791
Agreed. I retract my previous statement
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>>679906083
Is it even a country?
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>>679905956
>>679906082
Calm the fuck down, you two

Sincerely,
>>679903182
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>>679906082
Of course they are.
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>>679905934
>doesn't realize how many Canadians play on American teams. Kek
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>>679905945

Even you have to know this just isnt the truth.
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>>679905692
Hey I'll tell you our weaknesses n everything. Just get em enraged by calling them racial slurs and insulting god then let then charge forward into artillery fire. We all know brit rifle and arty fire is the best in history 2nd only to the French b4 the great war.
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>>679905840
Canadian active personnel: 68,250
American active personnel:1,301,300
Worthless brainwashed, autistic canapig. The day Canapigea is nuked, is the day the world unites with joy.
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>>679905840
Think you got that backwards bud. Canada's entire army is the size of one US regiment. They don't even need guns, they could charge at us with sticks.
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>>679905934
How many Canadian players you got? 60%? 70? Gtfo
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>>679906156
No. It's a Russian Oblast.
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>>679896994
We did already.
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>>679906377
Whats an oblast?
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>>679905942
>no point in trying to fight it

That's what the mega rich are counting on brother.
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>>679906156
Maybe
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>>679906221
Small reminder that even when you had to cry for help with the French, you got your shits kicked back up your arses
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>>679906459
A 'state'
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>>679906051
I rest my case. Autistic britpig thinking his backwards logic is "rational". Britain's education system, everyone.
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>>679906312
We have 68,250 active personnel because that is all we need.
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>>679904527
kinda busy infusing graphene, developing a functional warp drive, and landing rockets on autonomous ocean platforms, don't have time to talk about decades past chum
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>>679906312
Enjoy the fallout on your own country dumb ass. Lol
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>>679906459
semiautonomous republic/state/province
>inb4 zlad
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>>679906066
This post is a train wreck
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>>679906066
Autistic canapig strikes again. Refer your brainwashed, deluded ass to:
>>679906312
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>>679896994
We already did bitch
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>>679906669
You don't understand how many of "your" scientists aren't actually yours, do you?
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>>679906701
Ohh cool.
I was thinking about visiting russia sometime my dads wife lived there and she said iy was cool.
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>>679906698
>Implying America doesn't have the technology to prevent that
Kill yourself
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>>679904159
You're gonna need it with the rapefugees kek
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>>679906658
I'm Canadian, therefore the IQ of my penis far exceeds the combined IQ of your entire American family.
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>>679905840
Don't talk back to your betters that way. We'll take back the jets and keep the money you paid us for them. Who are you going to run to, Mexico? That worked out REAL well for Germany. China? They'll never turn on their biggest consumer and economic dependent. Russia? They're hardly in any position to either gain support from, or execute an attack.

You'd be alone in a war you cannot win, with only pine, ice, and ocean to turn to.
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>>679906669
>private enterpreneurs with whom you have absolutely no affiliation besides having a small fraction of your taxes being fed to some of their customers
>we
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>>679896994
Well my country of origin already repelled the british twice and bailed em out in both world wars...
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>>679906662
No, you have 68,250 personnel because it's all your shit country can afford. We could invade and conquer Canapigea with mall security. It's like USSR over there with how brainwashed you are.
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>>679906844
Lol, leaded umbrellas perhaps?
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>>679906830
well, cool it indeed is
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>>679906830
Yeah man Antarctica is prime Russian real estate, you should visit.
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>>679906827
Strange, they're on our soil and doing our work.
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>>679907067
fucking kek
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>>679907154
Then Pablo, Martín, and Ramón are part of "you" too, are they?
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>>679896994
Germany here
My country could be conquered by ISIS at this point. It's kinda already happening.
I'll go and cry now.
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Please come and conquer us. Sincerely, New York
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>>679907033
Within our territory, citizens of our country, operating within our economy and legislature.
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>>679906892
I'm American, therefore the age number of my nephew is larger than the IQ average of Canapigea.
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>>679907354
Europe is just fucked as it is dude.
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The only honest question you have to ask yourself is.....if your country was occupied which country would you most hope came to your aid? Honestly...if your life and your family counted on it.
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>>679907354
I feel bad for you guys over there, too bad Trudeau is going to bring us right down the same path of self destruction

Fucking traitor
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>>679907081
True...if there's one thing America is good at, it's throwing money and personnel at a problem until it goes away. Doesn't matter if every one of your soldiers has their eyes too close together when there's a million of them.
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>>679907497
Keep posting, you reinforce my argument with every addle minded statement.
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>>679907307
As the great Melting Pot, we take all those who wish to be with us. Even though they are below us and not worth the effort, it is still noble enough to try and prove otherwise. Trivial, but a moral obligation to aid inferior nations.

Who else will pick our fruit for a pittance?
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You British faggots get so butthurt that your pussy country is only a puppet of ours. Any British invasion of another country would be the doing of the USA. You pussies wouldn't do shit without our permission. Suck my fat American cock you ugly nasty-toothed bastards.
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>>679907567
Probably the french as they are closest and i like french, them or the russians
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>>679899111
Yeah Americans really have no problems with the canadians
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>>679907354
Just move here, you can buy a gun and fight them off yourself once they send over their single boat full of rusty AK-wielding dust nignogs.
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>>679904159
Free healthcare doesn't actually make a sound.
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>>679907497
>I'm american, therefore my IQ is a 2-digit number
Fixed that for you
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>>679907644
If it worked for Russia, it can work for us.
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>>679897376
ayyyy you rite
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>>679907771
Russians would stay. And the French are limited.
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>>679907894
Yeah, the Russians were actually hard though
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>>679907703
/thread
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>>679905150
Canapigea
>>679906312
>Canapigea
>>679907081
>Canapigea
>>679907497
>Canapigea

Completely different guy that who you're arguing with, you're just embarrassing yourself and making America look uneducated and dull

I say this as a Canadian that loves America, please just shut the fuck up
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>>679898212
Long live the queen, good citizen.
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>>679907881
>I'm Canadian, My IQ doesn't really matter cause I have to get on my knees for the "Mighty Crown" anyways hurr durr
Fixed that for you
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>>679907485
>le my flowerpot is more betterer than your flowerpot ebin maymay
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>>679908083
Kill yourself, canapig.
Truth hurts, doesn't it?
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>>679898212
>>679898472
Long live the Queen lads. God and St. George.
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>>679908031
I dunno, killing yourself with ghetto cocaine and freezing on your farm isn't very hard. Fairly easy.
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>>679907923
Probably america then.
As much as one or two faggots in this thread may make america look bad, i respect them and understand they have a strong military.
Also im sure that if they came under occupation we would do the same
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>>679907701
Do you realize that southafrican-canadian rocketbuilders look down on you?
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