>>679877674
ask Drew Barrymore

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0087482/

Go watch episode 346 of The Simpsons faggot

What is the situation if some of my guns were taken by them and I am legally allowed to own them and have the proper permits. Can I force the police to make them give them back? Is there any ground for having me removed or is that not possible since I have no means to live on my own?

>>679878464
Yes, you can probably do that. Are you OP?

>>679878464
How old are you?

>>679878682
Older than you would think.

Quick being a fucking bitch

>>679878725
Again, what is the proper direction to take? I keep getting threatened but I have no idea how to go about this.

>>679878720
that is a useless answer to the question.

Just fucking tell your parents to fuck off

>>679878566
I know I can make the police give the firearms back, but can they legally kick me out when I have nowhere to go?

>>679878904
Old enough to be able to carry around a concealed firearm.

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>>679878836
better call saul

>>679878958
You don't have any friends or anything?

>>679878947
I do that often but it escalated and they keep hunting me down, harassing me, and stealing my belongings.

>>679879070
Plenty of friends, but how the fuck is that gonna help? I am not gonna squat with someone when that isn't necessary

ITT: op being a bitch because his parents are sad he's NEET and took his 3DS away

>>679879258
But it is necessary if they kick you out dumbfuck

>>679879183
if you can't afford to move out, what kind of backwards logic is going to court to be forced to move out, basically? think you will get to keep the house and they have to move out?

>>679879358
How can they legally do that? When you have no method of survival isn't that a form of torture?

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>>679877674
Go on Craigslist and find a roommate. Life will get better.

>>679879609
Well I think if you're over 25 or something, tough shit. I dunno

Why the fuck are you asking /b/ for legal advice?

>>679879609
not if your 'old enough'.. they have no legal obligation to let you stay there.

>>679878958
Yes and I hope they do. Your bitch ass doesn't deserve a home or parents. Please, do the world a fucking favor for once and kill yourself.

>>679879399
Can they get a restraining order against me in my own home when I haven't done anything?

>>679879046

>rare pepe song

kek

and if you think the relationship is bad now, what do you think will happen when your in a court battle with them, dumbfuck. that things will smooth down?

>>679879767
No, they'd have to prove you're dangerous or something. That's basically the only way to get a restraining order

>>679879733
Ok, then what are the other options for survival?
Where can one go to eat/work/survive. Last time a checked there is no place where you can sell yourself as a slave for a existence worthwhile.

>>679877674
Get a job and move out

if you have debts, settle them (sell off what you have) if still in the negative try to minimize it as much as you can. Put it all on one credit line and make monthly payments and move out.

But mostly, just get a fucking job and stop making excuses.

>>679879860
It will never get better, but I have no way to survive. Shit I hear them fighting with each other across the house.

>>679879767
so first you wanted a restraining order, and now your worried they will get one? lol

and sure you dindu nuffin.

>>679880051
I bet they're arguing over who's more at fault on why you're such a pathetic failure

>>679880066
They don't like the fact that they can't brag that their son is a doctor.

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>>679879890
false.

>>679879958
your in the same situation that literally every person who eventually moves out of their parent's house is in...

i suggest you do what your parents did... get a job sir... you don't go out looking for work like that do you? on a weekday?

>>679880232
I have yet to understand the final goal. Am I to simply make a bunch of money and do what I want?

>>679877674
First world problems really blow bro. Good luck with your shitty privileged life.

>>679880281
Aspergers symptoms are only kept at bay with medications that are not yet legal, so that is impossible.

>>679880364
your saying you don't understand the concept of becoming an independent person?

op, I may have some good news. you may quality for free rent in an institution for the developmentally challenged.

>>679877674

You are a fucking loser. Go for it. Maybe they will kick you out like you deserve and you will finally have to grow up.

>>679880541
As long as they drug the shit outta me I wouldn't care.

Just join the army and leave your parents alone you parasite. How long do you plan on mooching off of them? Why can't you get out are you afraid that life is hard?

>>679880583
Again, what does that mean? Should I just make money and do what I want? It is easy to accomplish with certain tools.

>>679880681
I didn't choose my existence. It is their fault to choosing to bring a sentient being into this world.

>>679880364
What the fuck do you not understand? Go get a goddamn job so you can support yourself. Yes, you're going to have to work for a living like the rest of us.

>>679879035
which is heavily dependent on the state or providence you live in.

>>679880788
I'd be happy to, except there are no jobs around that I can function in unless I take certain drugs that aren't available for prescription. Shit controlling my facial muscles is hard unless I am using some type of serotonin agent.

>>679880788
Zeich heil speaks the truth

>>679880720
join the military I don't know man. You need to make decisions on your own. That is what being an adult is.

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op really doesn't sound like he should even be able to handle a weapon tbh fam

>>679880898
Won't stop a sane person from defending themselves.

>>679879338
Don't gotta project your own life here nigger

>>679880987
there are organizations specifically created to help the disabled find work you know..

OP are you diagnosed with any thing or are you self diagnosed with anything?

>>679881353
ADHD since I was really young. Apparently aspergers is commonly misdiagnosed for that.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that op is into ponies and sleeps with a waifu body pillow.

>>679881632
Couldn't be farther from the truth.

The only moral and logical choice would be for me to produce and distribute substances that help people like me, yet that may not be the most legal thing to do.... selling substances without a proper license.

>>679881852
you are trying so hard to get someone to ask if you smoke..

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>>679880502
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SUCH A FAGGOT

>>679881936
? I don't know what the question is. I have experimented with more psychoactive substances than you can imagine. I am a chemist and can make whatever I want. Profitable substances... I need to know if resuming this lifestyle is the only rational choice, and I come to /b/ for productive discussion.

>>679881106
if they can use gun that doesn't change they if can't legally hold a gun. why are you deflecting so much?

>>679882157
Law? I wouldn't be alive if I didn't do illegal things to help my condition in the first place.

>>679877674
It is possible to get a restraining order against family, but you will have to move out. They can kick you out at any time they wish to, being that the house is theirs. Whether or not you have the means to sustain yourself plays no part in the equation whatsoever.

>inb4 troll

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>>679882294
exactly

>>679882294
Is it possible to sue them for compensation so I can afford to move out and survive on my own for a short time?

>>679882418
it's always possible to sue someone for anything. whether or not you win is the question. the judge will laugh so hard he will fall off his chair.

>>679879958
>prison

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>>679882411

>>679879609
Welcome to the real world bro,
There are many homeless people in the world who wish they were still with there parents, thinking the same thing.

>>679882702
I would rather die than be in prision, and I wouldn't have access to substances that keep my emotional states in check. That means that if I consider that an option, I would be willing to do anything short of being cage like an animal, which includes killing.

>>679882821
So no one has tried to sue their parents for harassment?

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>>679877674

You live in their house, you are subject to the rules implemented by the owner of the property. End of story Stop being an entitled little faggot, get a job and your own place. Your parents probably tell you the same thing witch initiates one of your tantrums, resulting in you asking /b/ if you can get a restraining order against them. Seriously man, you're weakening the gene pool.

>>679877674
PS Im 40 years old.

>>679883045
I stick to my corner. They come in and harass me when I only want to be left alone. I start nothing.

It isn't that I did not have a plan. but the research that I want to conduct and carry out isn't legal to perform in this country, and I do not have the resources to carry it out anywhere else and build my own lab.

>>679882147
>40 trillion
Fag. Also benadryl doesn't count you aspy degenerate

>>679883348
>diphenhydramine
know your chems pleb

>>679882903
Why are you so edgy? Is this bait? You can't possibly be this cringe worthy irl, right?

What are the conditions to be prescribed drugs that help with suicidal ideation? Can one be prescribed anything that assists with the symptoms of depression?

>>679883152
Probably because you're a raging faggot

>>679883451
Cringe / 10

>>679878958

Yes. Past a certain age, the familial bond is irrelevant, and it shifts to more of a landlord/tenant relationship.

Just like a landlord can kick you out for a variety of things - violating the rental agreement, failure to pay rent, unreasonable damage by the tenant, etc, your parents are under no obligation to provide you with lodgings, or anything , really, once you reach teh age of majority. Less than a landlord, in fact, if you have not signed a rental agreement.

Living in their home entitles you to no rights, and them to no obligations, once you are legally capable of posting on this board.

You ARE old enough to be on this board, right?

Simple as that.

>>679880987
Dude this is fake and made up. Yes you can do any job. I doubt you are such a sperg that you can't even work a simple retail job.

>>679883776
Listen if the only solution is to return to a life of doing, making, and selling drugs then I will accept that fate. I am looking for other options aside from this fate.

>>679879958
>What is millitary service

>>679879767

That, specifically, is the point. It's not your home. It's theirs, you have yet to leave, and they have not forced you out.

>>679878464
If you have a gun, in THEIR house, fuck off it's their house.

>>679878464
>white kid opening backpack.gif

>>679884435
I still have the second amendment.

>>679877674
Yes. They are forced to leave the premises immediately and must have an officer present to recover their belongings.

>>679884275
What is one supposed to do? Screw people over and take their money so I can do as I please?

>>679884722
Gotcha. If there is a second home that they are not using is it possible to temporarily stay in one until arrangements are made?

>>679884637
I don't give a fuck about the law it's their house and if they don't want a gun in it fuck off

>>679885160
Obviously they can legally stop me from entering the premise? (I guess?) What is one supposed to do that this point?

How come no one is giving a straight answer? Should I do whatever I can to attain money because that is what everyone else is doing?

>>679885398
Stop being a little bitch and stop whining to the internet faggot.

>>679878464
you have no legal rights in their house unless they assault you or something.

they can absolutely take "your" stuff and kick you out. You can take them to court to get "your" stuff back, you might win or you might lose. Either way the case will cost more than "your" stuff is worth.

Once you reach adulthood they have no obligation to support you. When that happens varies by jurisdiction, but unless you own the house then getting a restraining order will just mean you have to leave.

>>679884141
You already know the other options you dildo. Join the military, get a regular job and save up money, or continue being a piece of shit taking up space in your parents home.

>>679885632
>>679885673
I want a straight answer then. Am I to sell drugs because that would be the most efficient way to amass enough money to conduct the research that I want?

>>679882271
New one for me.
Pretty good pepe.

>>679885973
We are all random collections of atomic material, don't get all high and mighty.

>>679884807

No, I am not saying that. I'm saying that, unless you have some document, legal or medical, stating that you are incapable of taking care of yourself, the law does not provide for you remaining in their home. I am saying nothing more.

From a legal standpoint, once you having been categorized as of the age of majority, and have not been legally categorized as needing to remain a dependent, you are afforded no rights to remain in someone else's domicile. That is legally called 'squatting,' and you are afforded no rights to remain.

Technically, and this has happened (hopefully not to progeny of the property owners), it is permissible for the property owners to shoot the invader/unwanted individual (not insinuating that you are a burglar, but again, you have NO rights to remain on the premises.)

I will say, if you are incapable of taking care of yourself, you should not be handling firearms, and if you lived in my house, I'd take them away too. If you can't hold a job, then you can't hold a firearm in my house.

some of you people are so fucking stupid.

>>679885398

How NOT straight are my answers, in >>679884017
>>679884275
>>679886149
, hmm?

You have no rights to the property in this case, UNLESS YOU ARE A MEDICALLY OR LEGALLY CERTIFIED DEPENDENT.

>>679885398
>How come no one is giving a straight answer?

>>>679881971
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SUCH A FAGGOT

>>679886149
I know how to take care of myself. However, in order to live a life that is worthwhile one needs a good source of money, and the only way one can obtain that money is to become a vendor of profitable chemical substances.

>>679884940
Couldn't say for sure, but probably only if they allow it. And if they're petty enough to go that far in the first place, you're just as SOL as I was.

>>679882418
you can sue them. The only way you will win is if the judge and entire jury are retards or liberal cucks.

>>679877674
Are you somehow crippled or incompetent? Move the fuck out. "No resources"? Is that because you're incapable? Your parents carried you long enough if you're an adult. Be one.

>>679886013

If selling drugs is what you do to make money, the point is to make money to provide for yourself.

Drugs, push papers, prostitute, engineer, IT, whatever. How you get the money is irrelevant.

If you just want people to tell you it's okay to sell drugs, piss off. If you're an adult, make an adult decision. If not, go back to disney.com

Given how whiney you are OP, if I was your parents I'd have taken your guns away too.

Now get back to your homework.

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>>679878720
still living at home?

suck it up and move out

>>679886981
>How you make the money is irrelevant.

Ok, but I assume that sticking a gun in someones face to get their money is not a part of that then. Other than that if there are no other moral bounds to how one makes money then I am ok with that.

>>679877674
If they have reason for you not to have them they can take them its there house they can also say you are a danger to you or others so deal with being underage and gay

>>679882418
no

>>679886979
No I am trying to take the morally inclined decision. Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing, rather then make the wrong move and hurt people.

>>679886839
What did you end up doing?

>>679886739

Right, so the ONLY way to make the means to live a worthwhile life is selling drugs.

You are an idiot.

Hell, sell drugs. If it works for you, you make this magical money (man, I thought I was living a good life not selling drugs with 160k/year - I learned something!). If it doesn't, you go to prison, and hey, you get lodgings. Still no gun though.

Well, if you make a zip gun, I guess.

>>679887525
Well in order to function I need drugs that are not yet legal. Either way I am in a tough position.

> wants to sell drugs
> has guns

OP is black?

>>679887525
Point me to a job that is 160k a year. I will happily do it.

I want to know what kind of research you want to perform. Is this some human centipede shit?

>>679887209

No, moron. What I am saying is that your decisions on making money are yours. I'm not telling you to mug people, sell drugs, suck dick, or work in IT. I'm telling you that YOUR decision on how to make money is yours, and the ramifications are also yours.

>>679887209
You're a fucking adult, stop asking the internet, make your own decisions

>>679877674
Another millennial sissy...

Jesus fucking Christ you spineless jellyfish will cower and bow to everything and then cry like a bitch.

>>679887691
>OP is black?

No, just a faggot.

>>679887755
No it involved modulating the serotonin system in autistics so they can function socially and communicate like neurotypicals.

>>679882903
Prison is the true source for your needs, it's a penis buffet...

>>679887947
I will happily die in a fire fight before that. I am an organ donor, no need to waste good organs by rotting in jail.

>>679887909
so, you're too incompetent to actually get a normal job or realize how the legal system works, but you want to perform some brain surgery shit on autistic people?

op is going to end up with a pile of bodies.

>>679887768
OK, where is the best place to go if one wants to change the law to have access to things that are necessary for survival, but using them is illegal up until that point? It is a catch 22 that I do not know how to solve.

If someone else opens my mail can they be sued?

>>679887909
They've tried that, hundreds of studies, doesn't work, but the grown faggot who is wondering whether he can sue his parents or get a restraining order to live in their home has it worked out, can I get a ride in your time machine too?

>>679882988
On the contrary, there are several cases of people suing or taking other legal action against their parents for (real and imagined) offenses. However, from what I can tell, your grievances are "They yell around/at me and took some of my stuff away". That's not going to get you a house. Or a restraining order, for that matter.

>>679888269
HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU?

Jesus Christ that questions you ask are like you haven't even been exposed to anything in the real world.

>>679888552
lel

>>679888537
No, but you can file a police report and then they'll throw you out of their house.

>>679888269
Holy shit you're doomed for life you fucking moron, GET A FUCKING JOB
What's so hard to understand?
Go apply at a shit ton shitty workplaces and make some fucking money

>>679888623
My threatened to stab me months ago. It has been more tame but it gets incredibly heated at points.

OP is a living argument in favor of stronger gun laws.

>>679888748
You think that life is worth living? Shit I would rather die trying to get rich, but I would only want that money for science related pursuits.

>>679888772
my dad*

>>679888876
Actually, I think he's the best argument for abortion I've ever heard.

>>679877674
Don't know if emancipation is still legal or not. But of it is...

1.) If you are under the age of 18. You should be banned from 4chan. GTFO faggot.

2.) If you're under the age of 18 and not emancipated, then you're fucked. Got to do what your parent's say.

3.) If you have been emancipated and you're still living with your folks, you have the option of leaving. If you choose to stay, then you have to do what they say, unless it infringes upon your constitutional rights and civil liberties.

4.) If you're 18 or over and they fuck with your shit, like break something, you're not really going to get anything. Accidents happen. If they steal something, they can say they borrowed it and just haven't returned it. If they sell what they've stolen, then they've broken the law. Then you can sue them.

5.) Restraining order - No. Unless you pay rent on your room and your room is declared your own household then you're fucked. They can come and go as they please. It's their house.

If you're still living at home and you're 18 or older, get the fuck off the internet and go find a place to live.

>>679888772
Dealing with you that doesn't surprise me.

>>679889011
Post birth abortion at that.

>>679888942
>I wan't money but i don't want to work for it
You're the problem

>>679887403
There are no morals behind your decisions. Your motivations are self serving and more in line with a sociopathic train of thought. I hope you're forced to live a full life in misery.

>>679889014
So there are no ramifications for parents that opt to have children and let them suffer? That is a very sadistic system.

>>679889011
Couldn't agree more.

>>679889165
The 120th trimester, mother fucker is still in the womb.

>>679887209
You sound like my older brother. 32 and still living at home, blaming the world for his failures. He's got Aspergers and is socially retarded but you know what? I got him a job at a liquor store and even if his coworkers hate him, he's still been employed there the last 4 years. He may be useless in a domestic setting, but at least he's more useful than you. Get a fucking job. Maybe your parents will hate you less if you paid rent. Being "on the spectrum" is no excuse so start taking responsibility for yourself dumbfuck.

>>679889216
What motivations are not self serving? Where is there an option of servitude? Seriously I don't mind being paid to be someones bitch so long as I have everything I need to survive.

>>679889320
Shit, I'm about to curl up in a fetal position now reading Op's comments.

>>679889426
We are all just collection of atomic material. A robot can replace you brother, that means nothing.

>>679889278
No there are, you're parents just aren't doing anything illegal. Have you tried not being a fucking faggot at home? It might improve your familial ties.

>>679888269
Become a politician.

>>679889698
I got yelled at the last time I brought home a girl and had sex....

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>>679889629
By this logic, you should suck cocks for money, it's just atomic material right? It would solve your conundrum...

>>679889471
>I don't mind being paid to be someones bitch so long as I have everything I need to survive
Pray tell... have you tried that route?

>>679888537
No, but it is illegal. If you alert authorities, then something may happen. Or they may just laugh at your little bitch face.

>>679889860
What are the steps that one takes? What is the first step?

>>679889278
It is pretty fucked up.

It's still assumed in the USA that unless the parents abuse their children, mommy and daddy know best and the kids don't know what they're talking, don't know what they want and don't know what they're doing. Are completely incapable of doing anything and certainly don't know how to take care of themselves.

It's why emancipation was a thing. Because until you're of legal age, which is 18 in most states you're fucked. But if you prove yourself capable of living an adult life under legal age, you can become emancipated, pack your shit and GTFO, get a job and live.

>>679889471
Motivations that are not self serving are so numerous I'm not going to waste time pointing at things and being like "see that little autist? That's called kindness, and that's called generosity".
For the betterment of humanity, I genuinely hope you kill yourself.

>>679889956
Give me enough money and verify there are no disease I don't give a fuck. Anyone would suck dick for enough cash. Who wouldn't like to own a helicopter.

>>679889962
>Pray tell.
what?

>>679890121
I wouldn't put a dick in my mouth for a helicopter...faggot.

>>679890001
Well what happens to the people that break that law?

>>679890163
<facepalm>
The getting a job bit.

>>679887909
kek

>>679889904
That's not illegal. It might've sucked that you couldn't bang your chick in your manly room that your parents are letting you use but it's their house. They can tell you you're not allowed to masturbate there and that's totally fine BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSEDLY A GROWN ASS PERSON WHO'S SQUATTING IN WHAT MIGHT AS BE A STRANGER'S HOUSE FOR ALL THE LEGAL STANDING YOU HAVE.

see: >>679889777

>>679877674
Restrain this >>679888888
and this >>679888889
and this >>679888887

>>679890326
Point me in the direction of a job that is needed to help the survival of humanity. I have yet to find any,

>>679890485
Where do us squatters go then?

>>679889629
Who cares? It's cash. His parents respect him enough not to kick him out while he's still making a small contribution and he has a sense of self-respect he never had before. You'll find yourself becoming less bitter and cynical when you have some form of autonomy. Your parents have you life and kept you alive until a point wherein you should logically be able to take it from there. They owe you nothing now. You owe them if not financially for looking after your sorry ass then morally for providing such disappointment in their genetic investment. Get. A. Job.

>>679890817
Battered women's shelters

>>679890706
>help the survival of humanity
And your qualification for that are?
Special snowflake don't count.

>>679878720
>still lives with parents
>claims he/she is being abused and harrased by parents

>either too young to be on 4chan

>or is older enough to get a job and move out but won't because "muh aspergers"

>>679890979
What jobs are there and what prerequisites are there? You haven't named one.

>>679890989
If I am just supposed to 'scam' or trick people into giving me money? Is that what capitalism is?

>>679891053
Look Fuckhead don't put that on me.

You should damned well know about research and medical advances.

I'm not gonna hold your hand and help you apply Captain Chemist.

>>679890850
Owe them? It is incredibly selfish to have a child just to serve the needs of the parent. If anything it proves that they only care about themselves.

>>679891155
i never said anything about scamming. Just get a job and move out.

>>679891333
I know much about them, the problem isn't the technology.. the problem is the legal roadblocks in place that I do not know how to change. If I sell drugs I can make enough money in a reasonable timeframe to make a positive difference by paying people off that can change them. However, I have to be doing something illegal just to help humanity.

>>679890817
To fucking unemployment to apply for a temporary job.

>>679891333
Checked and kekked
>>Captain Chemist xD

>>679888537

It is a federal offence to open someone else's mail. You cannot sue them, as it is not a civil offense, but they can go to jail, the house can be taken, and you end up out on your ass.

Opening someone else's mail is not something you can sue over.

>>679891928
They will go to jail if they are reported? What will happen?

>>679891354
Funny how you talk about only wanting to work if it directly impacts the survival of humanity yet call your own parents selfish for doing the one thing that is supposed to -ensure- the survival of the species. Hop down off your high horse until you learn to ride, honey.

>>679892004
Rob a bank and find out.

>>679891354
Claiming to be a scientist and having no clue about the instinctual drive to reproduce is a bit faggoty...

>>679892065
I have a brother and I know he is dumb enough to have a child. Living my life to ensure the survival of his offspring is most logical.

>>679892156
The survival of the bloodline is what matters.

>>679892004

Cops : Did you open this boy's mail

Parents: Yes, officer, because he's emotionally deranged, fucking stupid and owns guns, but we love him and worry about him, even though he's our biggest regret.

>>679892257
Then go to your nearest grocery store and get a job cuzz kids are expensive and you need to start saving early.

>>679880987

If you legally purchased a firearm you're able to work you lazy fuck. Stop making excuses for failures.

>>679891622
Your parents must have a Helluva cooling bill to make sure you don't melt, Snowflake.

Wanna help humanity?
Hand me my fucking bag of burgers and make sure the fries are in it.

>GET A FUCKING JOB

>>679890706
people like you are the last people we need helping humanity.

>>679892273
More like:

Cops: Did you open his mail?
Parents: No, he's fucking nuts.
Cops (to faggot): They say they didn't do it.
Faggot: unintelligible horeshit, whining, muh homelife...
Cops: Sorry to have bothered you folks, have a nice night.

OP I hope reincarnation is real and you come back as a potato so you'll finally have a body that suits you.

>>679892257
For the greater good of humanity, I think maybe you should consider taking yourself out of the gene pool. Kill yourself or at least chop your balls off. You are a non-functioning member of society, you refuse to contribute at all to the community, your country or even your nuclear family and you have already admitted you cannot function usefully without medication (though I doubt you have a real diagnosis to back that up, right?). You are physically capable of helping out the people around you, yet refuse to do so... YOU are the weak link here. You are what is holding our species back. Think of all the resources you are wasting just by drawing breath that a real genius could be using right now to help others.

>>679892607
You act like there are jobs growing on trees....

>>679893100
This. The fact that it's dubs is even better.

>>679893100
Pick a worthwhile target. Who would the nsa want taken out?

>>679893363
You. Hurry, hurry!

>>679893188
I guess if you need money so bad you could sell your faggoty guns and invest in a business.

>>679893533
OK, where does one magically put the money into this 'business' and see returns?

>>679892004

Up to three years jail time, but again, only under very specific circumstances:

Sad thing for you is, all they have to say is, "I only saw the last name, and thought it was mine." (18 USC Section 1702 states that it is illegal to open correspondence addressed to someone else, but that cannot be applied if you did not recognize that the mail was not yours when you opened it. Because you did not recognize the mail as belonging to someone else before you opened it, no crime has been committed.

If after opening the mail (accidentally, or PRESUMED accidentally), they throw out the mail, they have obstructed delivery to the rightful recipient. That is a crime, but all they have to do is write 'Return to Sender' or 'Wrong Address', and put it in a mailbox, and you are out of luck.

The U.S. Postal Service is mainly concerned with mail that is stolen from their custody. In other words, once they have delivered mail to your box it is no longer in their possession and they are relying on you to react appropriately if correspondence has been mishandled. The statute mostly addresses mail that is wrongfully removed from Postal Service custody, such as if it is stolen from a Post Office, a letter carrier or a mailbox. Should the stolen mail be used to conduct another crime, like identity theft, then the thief might be facing additional charges.

Potential Penalties

A person who steals mail from Postal Service custody may be looking at as much as three years in prison, but as it is a federal crime, and not a civil crime, fines may be levied, but bringing civil suit is unlikely to result in any satisfactory judgement.

>>679893503
I doubt there many people as wiling as me to do dirty things to serve my country.

>>679893100
Faggots like OP will probably have 8 kids while smart successful people are more likely to have 1 or none.

Nuclear weapons and war won't be the end of the human race, it'll be people like OP.

>>679893700
How does this apply to signing a package?

>>679893754
Ha, you'd be surprised

>>679893760
You can mathematically prove that nuclear weapons will be the end of the human race.

>>679893991
kek
Or else it's a good meltdown.

>>679893630
Cute. If i knew a great business to invest in I would have already done it and I sure as hell wouldn't tell someone who couldn't be bothered to consider some of the legitimate advice people have given you.

>>679893914
Where would I got to be surprised? I keep getting dick for answers.

If you don't have any kind of mental disorder where the government gives you money, then you're capable of becoming independent like the rest of the world. If you can't do that, then don't complain when your parents implement rules in their house.

>>679893991
I'm starting to think you're right. Nobody can be this retarded, right?

>>679893981
Nah lad. I posted on 4chan that it'll be people like OP. Therefore, I am correct.

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How can I get a restraining order against my sister? She's always up in my face.

>>679894194
What legitimate advice? The only ways I know to alleviate depression are illegal. Is that the proper course?

>>679894396
Bullshit. Antidepressants are legal. You are just lazy.

>>679894194
Well said. Total agreement.

>>679890989

If OP does have aspergers, then it was his parents responsibility to get him proper treatment and/or living assistance before he was legally an adult.

OP's parents failed as parents when their child was still a child, which is the direct reason why he is not able to function as an adult in society.

>>679894209
Autism bux.

>>679894603
Like they work for everyone? Have you even learned any science?