>>679853528
you'd pretty much have to just bang someone that might get famous, but hasn't yet. for instance. I fucked Maisie Williams before she was in GoT.

>>679853528
You could probably suck off Andy Dick

>>679853837
so she looked even more like a young boy. hot. anal is the only way to go there.

>>679853837
yeah me too also she goes to my school and is my sisters friend

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>>679853528
Jason Steele, wtf, dude?

>>679854043
that sounds like a threeway made in heaven, or hell, doesnt matter

I once fucked a hot blonde celeb once. It didn't feel much different than any other chick tbh. Was the same as any other. The pussy was pretty damn bomb tho so not gonna complain. If you still wanna get some celebrity poon tang, then my best advice would be to go to the most popular club/lounge in your city,and look like a rich douche. You will surely drown in the pussy OP

>>679853528
You should work on making your hand famous.

>>679854562
No name? Not even a hint? Pretty vague anon.

>>679854802
Some slut from school. Pretty well known in the area. Technically counts as a celebrity. Will not post nudes out of respects unless trips order me too.

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Just go to the University of Southern California. Miranda Cosgrove of Icarly fame is a hardcore coked out slut at frat parties. With a bit of money and coke, you can fuck her probably.

>>679855913
I dream of fucking her or Jeannette McCurdy

>>679855913
Still have no idea how nothing has leaked with this slut.

I fucked an actress who was one of the leads in a dimension extreme film, but definitely not a celebrity. She gave amazing head and loved it doggie style. Was married but fucked around a lot.

>>679855576
Too bad

>>679856488
Cause it's fake man she doesn't fuck the football team she dreams of a sexy fat man

>>679856535
Sounds like a positive experience to me! Chick from Inside is the only one I'd even recognize but I bet seeing any old movie of hers would bring up some nice thoughts!

>>679857334
I have a DVD of the movie

>>679856488
She is very smart and lowkey. Bitch knows how to play the game.

>>679857269
Dan, fuck off

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>>679853528
Fuck a pornstar.

>>679858172
Small city in the south. That's very doubtful to happen.

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Twice in a day, 8 or so years back.
Met at a gym in Temecula.
We were there all week, hit it off, got drinks, and just went from there.

>>679856449
Just imagine a threesome with them.

>>679858484
hopefully she didn't have a shiner then too. although i bet that ass was thick.

>>679853528
be a rich dude in Dubai. Those whores fly out there all the time for the big bucks.

>>679853528
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago.

>>679859767
Story of it?

Personally I've never understood the fascination behind celebrities. They are normal people. Most of the women just have professional makeup artists and professional stylists helping them look good.

You could take pretty much any 8/10 girl you can meet at a bar and let the same experts give her a makeover and she would be celebrity hot.

>>679859947
I saw her and her sister perform a few times before in the Los Angeles area. Smallish venues where you could meet the perfomers after they play. This time Allison was playing with another person.

After she finished her set I talked to her and she remembered me from before. We made small talk and I bought her a drink.

Cont.

>>679855913
Any USC fag? I want to hear wild stories of her.

I fucked kirsten dunst about 7 yrs ago. I worked with her on set (don't want to go into too many details). It's a serious sense of accomplishment if you bag a celeb

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>>679856449
They look like basic bitches.

>>679860748
USC fag here. heard rumors of Cosgrove story (but probably just urban legend). You definitely see young celeb girls on campus all the time. Sure some of them are probably sluts but probably still careful about it. Saw Selena Gomez once hanging around campus in a skimpy loose t-shirt. USC girls in general are slutty enough.

>>679860991
she used to be super hot too. what all did you guys do? was she a nasty freak or more reserved?

>>679860991
Spit or swallow?

>>679860412
After a while she invited me to follow her to her place in Silver Lake. I went and she led me, past her roommate that was on the couch, to her bedroom.

We made out for a bit then she started to blow me. I took off her black panties and went down on her. Then we fucked in the missionary position.

Later that night we did doggy style / finished with her on top. I left early the next morning.

>>679861175
No they don't... They look fuckin' hot.

>>679861263
>heard rumors of Cosgrove story
go on pls

>>679861372

>chad itt

>>679861285
It was a one time, unplanned thing, so nothing out of the ordinary happened

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got with paloma faith in my teen years :) definatly accomplishment to me

>>679853528
impossible without criminal acts or crazy

>>679861175
everybody looks like a basic bitch at coachella.

>>679861289
Dunno. Came on her stomach

>>679853837
Me too. Gave her the ol slipparoo

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>>679861372
dunno, but Miranda looks a bit more hot and slutty than usual. Probably she is deadly bored of always playing the virgin, innocent girl.

>>679861263
I wanna hear that rumors too, bro.

>>679862076
Something tells me that she likes a man that tells her what to do and treats her more like a slut then a pretty little princess.

>>679861175
That pic screams lesbian orgy.

>>679861777
including those trips i bet

>>679853528
if you start dance training now you might be able to get a lower-level pop star. people bang their backup dancers pretty often in the industry. just pretend to be gay, take a shit tonne of hip hop dance classes and watch youtube videos night and day. then you might get to fuck someone like jojo or that bitch from glee, or macy gray.

I banged anne hathaway when we were sophomores in highschool.

>>679861263
USC fag is not delivering....

>>679853837
A friend of mine had sex with the Olsen twins before they got on tv

>>679863607
Details?

>>679853528
it's called rape and murder

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>>679855913
>Miranda will never ride your cock to get a wallpaper role in a shitty sitcom

>>679863888
Deets for trips... we dated a bit, she didnt swallow. Banged twice. Wouldnt do anal. Fairly average sex (teenager sex, lol).

>>679855576
Gimmie dem nudes boy

>>679863853
sooo like when they were 5?

>>679864161
Hopefully you at least got a nice lasting image of a thick facial all over that pretty face of hers!

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>>679864402
kek

>>679853528
You can find many pornstars that escort through agencies. Many of those agencies also have UTR (under the radar) lists available to their best clients. There are several famous pornstar escorts on those UTR lists. There are many rumors that those UTR lists also have C& D list celebs on them.

The more money you have, the more connections you can make in this world. If you are super rich, there are stories of famous celebs that will join you for weekend getaways in places like Monaco, and other ritzy European locations.

>>679864663
ah yes, because typing "anne hathaway yearbook" is totally the same as banging her.

While it's obviously very possible that a common no one banged some girl who is now a celebrity, it is very unlikely that said guys are here on 4chan on this very thread to talk about it...
Hence, i don't get what's so fun about pretending any of you actually banged a celebrity in such a serious way.

>>679864402
Didn't they start on Full House when they were just babies? I think they were under 2 years old at the time.

>>679865155
Obviously downloaded, little difference. Take it or leave it.

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>>679857269
>she dreams of a sexy fat man
Dan, are you?

>>679866469
Could you imagine how great it would be if someone hacked Dan's drives/cloud?

>>679857269
>sexy
>fat
Pick one

>>679867019
don't make me fap

>>679862076
Fun fact, miranda Cosgrove and I were born on the exact same day

amelia bruckner when she attended NYU

>>679853528
Step by step instructions

> become famous
> go fuck yourself
> ??????
> profit

>>679853528
I fucked Scarlet Johannsen about 10 years ago

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>>679866469
That lucky bastard probably used her as a fuck-toy in her prime. I envy him so much.

>>679867755
That feels like a footjob of her.

>>679858172
> his name's Ralph, man.

>>679868027
Hard to believe, but I'll bite. Details?

Once got an HJ from Miley Cyrus's stand-in from the Hannah Montana movie. Does that count?

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>>679866469
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

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Was she in any of these?

>>679868410
We were both in a reading for a role, hit it off, pounder it out, but didn't go back because I was shit in bed.

She obviously didn't tell me that, but i'm pretty sure.

>>679853528
if pornstars count its a possible yes, assuming you have deep pockets and pass the background checks.
http://www.pornstarsescortservice.com/

>so many anons fucking celebrities
>any interesting story
Do you have to be boring as dead to fuck a famous chick?

>>679870555
It's just that celebs aren't really as interesting as people like to think

Oh yeah, and probably every single one is lying their ass off

>>679860748
Not a USC fag, but an amigo of mine attends. Visited him and went to a frat party and he said "oh shit dude, come check this out"
I followed him to the next room and i see Miranda cosgrove fucking grinding on some dude, getting really into it. Pulled my phone out to take pictures immediately. Friendo grabs my hand and says some shit like "nah dude people get fucking pissed and defensive when you try to do that."
So I go over to her when she's done getting dry humped, and she's drinking and laughing or some shit. As I'm a beta faggot, I let out an awkward "are you the Nickelodeon chick" and she says "fuck you, what's it to you."
>keeps laughing
"From icarly?" I ask again for some fucking reason
"Yes! Good job!!" She yells, and her and the dude she was grinding on laugh hysterically. She then moves in close and says "I'm just messing" and rubs her hand on my shoulder, laughs again then walks away. Closest I've come to porking a celeb TBH.

>>679863853
fucking hipsters

>>679869476
Yes

>>679871068
I can believe that actually. That's so Miranda.

>>679871068
Was she naked? Did you see her tits?

>>679871068
Also, forgot to add, Miranda has wicked taco breath. I'm not sure if she carries tacos around in her purse or if she just has taco flavored mints, but her breath is revolting.

>>679872128
lmfao

>>679872128
lol... Did your friend told you any kinky story about her? Heard she is a gangbang whore.

>>679863607
Millburn?

>>679872914
Those rumors aren't true, she's a nice lady.

>>679873332
>Miranda cosgrove fucking grinding on some dude, getting really into it.
You know, that's a bit slutty.

>>679873615
Not really, she knew his name and they still hang out. They have a real and beautiful connection. You're just jealous and lonely.

>>679871293
Story?

>>679873814
I'd take the bait... How do you know?

>>679853528
make a lotta money get to be someone in the biz

>>679871068
>10/10 shit
keep talking

>>679874194
I follow her on Tweeter and she talks about him still.

>>679874344
>this

tell us more about her taco flavored kisses.

>>679874431
retarded much lol

>>679853837
She was like 13 before GoT started..?


>>679863853
Kekm8 exactly

>>679874431
And his name is...

>>679874645
No.

>>679853528
gary payton's wife Monique. back in the 1990's. she used to drive a 300E. fucked her in the back of Albertson's.

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>>679871068
Real or not, that's brilliant.

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If you are a gay dude, it will be super easy to "bang a celebrity".

Otherwise, maybe try Angela Bettis... she was in some movies, and she'd prob do anything for cigarettes.

Warning, she's probably smoked like 30,000 cigarettes between attached pic and now... so pretty much an old saddlebag.

>>679875029
in front of all the cardboard or what? was that her fetish? i keep seeing, "must like cardboard", on Tinder but i never match with those girls.

>>679855913
dipshit, she goes to ucla, I'd know because I had a class with her

>>679871068
>As I'm a beta faggot, I let out an awkward "are you the Nickelodeon chick"
Story of my life with girls.

>>679875879
She goes to both, actually.

I had an Ex whose mom used to fuck Robert Downey Jr.
I've never hooked up with a famous person.
My current GF had an opportunity (actually still has the opportunity I believe) to fuck the lead singer of a somewhat popular band.

>>679875879
Miranda Cosgrove’s “Crowded” Schedule Includes USC Experience
http://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/2016/02/09/miranda-cosgroves-crowded-schedule-includes-usc-experience/

Google is so raw.

>>679876119
No she doesn't, stop lying.

>>679876188
that's just what the jews want you to believe.

>>679876119
My brother went to highschool with avril lavigne. He didn't fuck her though, no one liked her, she was a cunt.
He did fuck another girl who is no superstar, but has been on broadway and a few tv-shows.

I lost my V-card to a girl who later became a pornstar. Although calling her a porn"star" might be misleading. Most likely none of you have heard of her.

>>679876549
You sound like an idiot.

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>>679876018
She is a genious. She fucked the USC and UCLA football team apparently.

>>679876723
It was a train and she only did it for the tacos.

>>679876722
Why?
For sharing experiences related to the thread?

>>679876851
nah... they spit roasted her for hours.

>>679876549
>she was a cunt
How so?

>>679876900
>my brother didn't do anything
>i did this thing
>well not really
>i didn't actually do this thing
>i said i did this thing and then said i didn't do this thing
>i don't even know why i'm typing

why indeed.

>>679873332
waifufag detected

>>679869899
Christ if I win the lottery I am so fucking Maria Ozawa

>>679853528
i know of this dude who had sex with kylie jenner, your best chance is basically getting into a party with celebrities which isnt too hard as long as you have some friends and live in the right place

>>679878221
you can't afford her? hahahah pleb.

>>679855913
She's so small. You could easily pick her up and fuck her while standing.

>>679878650
>this is what virgins actually believe

>>679878782
ah, the irony

Back in the late late 90s/early 2000s, guy I know was a builder working for a cult-classic sci-fi show. Apparently the female lead took an interest and they fucked a few times. He didn't know much about the show or the actress, but we were able to work it out and be reasonably impressed.

>>679879065
I'm not Amanda you dumb wizard.

>>679879124
Emmanuele In Space?

>>679879179
Who is Amanda?

>>679861777

Paloma Faith is a talentless moron. Congrats.

>>679879428
Cosgrove...Did you just get here?

>>679879561
Taylor Swift was busy.

>>679879592
Miranda Cosgrove, faggot

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I have leaked nudes Miranda, roll trips and they are posted.

>>679880087
you wish kek

>>679880087
If anyone really had them, they'd post it unless they had their dicklet in the pic too and were ashamed of it.

>>679880475
>>679880288
well might as well roll what if, trips get
>>679880087

>>679880087
>>679880642
cos op will totally deliver. op always delivers.

I porked Judy Dench while fixing her hotel's toilet, during the filming of Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2. She snored after lol but I got some cum in her butthole.

>>679880642
Because it encourages the trolls

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>>679880087
hahaha... There was a thread about Miranda's nudes a week ago. OP posted that pic.

>>679880899
Almost trips count lol

>>679879797
No, it's Amanda. Miranda is her stage name.

>>679880936
rough anal?

>>679854732
REKT

>>679880964
>Amanda Cosgrove.

>>679855576
pls be Christinamodel

pls

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>>679854732
underrated post

>>679861175
cause they definitely are

>>679881264
Pretty much. We were in doggy, I slipped out, and was kind of rubbing my cock against her ass thinking how insane it would be to fuck dame Judy Dench's asshole. Then she said "Oh, get on with it," and within a few mins I was pounding hard.

>>679882193
So based if true. Did you came inside her ass?

My mother used to go on dates with Joe Rogan back when he did stand up at this bar she worked at. Not for long though, he stopped seeing her because he was always on the road

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>>679854732

Oh dayumn

>>679882729
Do you think he's your father?

>>679882948
No, I was alive at that time. I never met him, he was just some dude she used to date and she's dated like 100 dudes

>>679883093
Do you know your father?

pity my favorites (k-bell and hayden p.) are all married with kids now. i like to think they were sluts in their youth.

>>679853837
really before she was fmaous she had to just be an ugly girl
shes still is but now she has that fame factor
i dont think you were winning there
also did yo uexpect her to become famous in a The Hunchback of Notre-Dame reboot

>>679883093
Well the timeline makes sense dude. You should call up Joe during one of his podcasts and try to make contact. I'd be pretty stoked if Joe Rogan was my dad. You're a lucky goy.

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>>679883487
She is objectively ugly.

>>679871068
>never any proof of Icarly sluttiness
I'm internally sad.

I love how tons of b-tards work on movie sets, and are cool enough to bang actresses. With no proof. Every one of these threads turns up a new one.

>>679884372
/b/ is living the dream.

>>679884372
actresses aren't cool and you don't need to be cool to bang some dumb chick. lots of people here go outside, it's not a big deal.

>>679884372
people are all secretly hoping to get nudes to drop. or fap to how some random chick blew another dude. i've seen worse here.

Saw Sophie turner in many skimpy outfits working as a PA for thrones. Made it a point to walk by her trailer a bunch, saw her in undershirts. Never saw nudity. When on set, I would try to touch her as much as possible without being weird.

Oh and no, I don't know what happens to snow.

>>679884791
>implying that's a bad thing
reddit pls

>>679884883
Personal autist?

>>679885062
Good one

>>679884572
When someone posts proof, I'll acknowledge your opinion.

>>679885617
I'm sure you get that all the time, you touchy pervert. Keep your fucking dick beaters to yourself!

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>>679853528
Judging by my experience banging the sister of a celebrity: no, it isn't much better unless lots of drugs are involved and even then you probably need viagra because you'll have coke dick.

Is it possible? Only if the are C or D list celebs and you have drugs, or if you look like a model and give off the vibe that you'll never bother them again.

>>679861175
Were that bags full of fuck-toys?

>>679864979
Linsey Dawn McKenzie made 3 hardcore videos: 2 with Score and one called "Linsey and the Doctor". It was rumored that she escorted for $15,000 and that might have resulted in the home made tape with the "doctor". Talk is just talk though. Interesting in light of your post. Also heard back in the 80s that some Playboy playmates traveled to live for a while with the Sultan of Brunei and all his money. One playmate didn't like it and wrote an expose on it as I recall.

>>679886102
Interesting. Celebrity's name?

>>679886285
>didn't like it.

That tramp just wanted to cash in and get more attention.

What level of 'celebrity' A-List? Probably never happening.

But a lot of porn stars escort on the side. I know Dillon Harper does because I've seen the ad and seriously thought about doing it.

Her titties are just magic.

>>679858484
straight up jelly /b/ruv i would love to get crushed by that

>>679886102
i've been banging the sister of a celebrity from my country for a while. Met her on tinder. Craziest sex. EVERYTHING goes. Loved my dick. Found out i have a gf tho.

I banged eva longoria will we attended college in kingsville, tx, but it was no big thing because she was tossing that shit to everyone, she wasn't even that good looking just very popular

>>679884372
dude movies hire lots of people. if you're a hot dude working on a set then some actor or actress is going to fool around with you but you gotta be REALLY hot and also have drugs, weed maybe but cocaine usually

LOL every anon in this thread is like "oh yeah I ran into Emma Watson a few weeks ago and then she just instantly fell in love with me then we fucked and had anal sex and then she called up Scarlett Johanson and she joined in, but scarjo was with Selena Gomez so it was a four way! Just when I was leaving, Katy perry and Taylor swift saw me and got jealous so I fucked them too!!!"

>>679884883
sounds creepy enough to be real

>>679888149
Are you me? What was Emma wearing when you saw her?

>>679875029
This post made my day with the approximate location of the fuckery. Thank you anon.

>>679888297
Just her underwear dude, I think she was stalking me/you

>>679888149
happened to me too except Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly were also there

>>679888149
Jelly much? Celebrities fuck random dudes all the time. It's not that weird as you think.

>>679888535
Do you work at an Albertsons?

>>679853528
>Is it any better then sex with a regular skank?
kek so fucking hard

>>679887595
Canada or Australia / New Zealand?

>>679889021
nop. opposite side of the world.

>>679853528
If you can catch one.

>>679888596
Happened to me too, except instead of cum my cock shot out rainbows and all the people's of the world joined hands in peace

>>679887799
Jesus Christ. 887799 CHECKED.

I believe it happens, man. Once in a blue moon. But not enough that there's always someone on /b/ with a legit story of celeb fucking.

>>679889334
Me too, all of that, Natalie Portman and everyone, except Kat dennings was there too, and it was all actually on a private jet. Oh and for some reason the chick from its always sunny was doing a strip tease.

>>679890044
Yeah I guess 5 people here said they fucked an A lister and 2 or 3 said C listers. Knock that in half I guess. Considering how many people actually lurk /b/ all the time it isn't that shocking.