Watch thread? What kinda watch does /b/ wear?
Luminox
>>679818359
Can you help me get my watch back OP? Lost it whilst fisting your mum last night.
Cheers!
>inb4 5000$ watches and general circle jerking
>>679818646
I own a cell phone.
>>679818646
I love how /b/ is full of socially-stunted 15 year olds jerking off to facebook and begging for 10 dollar steam games, but the moment there's a "post your watch/car/yacht" thread, suddenly they're all 28 year old silicon valley millionaires."
>>679818646
Who the hell spends big money on mechanical analog trinkets nowadays?
Pic related, it's the digital watch that ended all other watches.
>>679820013
bad troll is bad
>>679820067
Oh, he was trolling?
>>679820013
omg its got a memory zoo
>>679820013
I spent 26k on this like a month ago
>>679820152
One of my most recent purchases
>>679820410
the crown looks fucking stupid
Soki submarinert copy
YOu can get it cheap on ebay , and holds the time well
>>679818359
a casio
>>679820462
>>679820510
why though? you want something cheap buy an invicta
>>679820495
You just say that because you can't afford it
>>679820510
Nice fake lol
I wear a real one
>>679820647
/thread
Polar
>>679818359
1.Raketa
2.Pobieda
3.Fero
4.Wostok/Vostok
3 and 4 are from my Grandfathers
>>679820705
That shit looks so fake
>>679820303
Well i did... lol
>>679820510
>Cheap
>Copy
>>679820115
i bet it has that memory of him being a faggot when he bought it stored on it
>>679820647
I say that because it looks fucking stupid, it doesn't match with the face. If I wanted to buy a watch in that price bracket I would gladly choose something else. I doubt you even purchased it.
>>679820410
how much.?
I sold my only good watch like 2 days ago rip
>>679820410
I will have to agree that the crown is fucking sticking out like a sore thumb. Sorry for your shit purchase tryhard.. maybe spend money on something more useful ya faggot?
>>679820795
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2050601.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xsoki+s86.TRS0&_nkw=soki+s86&_sacat=0
>>679821159
This one is beauty.
>>679819895
/tick-tick-tick-tick-thread
>>679820152
Who the FUCK spends 26k on a FUCKING watch??????????????? i really hope you're joking and that watch doesn't really cost that much.
if it's really a 26k watch im going to fucking killing my self. THAT SHIT COULD BUY YOU A CAR... WTF
picked this one up a couple days ago.
>>679821611
It's not uncommon for watches to cost 26k and up.
The picture Op posted that watch goes for like a million dollars i think.
>>679821611
If he did, it looks like he got ripped off xL
>>679822173
Exactly! that money could be spent on something much more useful then a stupid watch.... for crying out loud.
>>679818359
500:1 the guy that wears that uses his phone to check the time so he doesn't need a jeweler's loop on him at all times
>>679822352
Dude, stop your bitching, just because you can't afford nice things doesn't mean you gotta shit your self
>>679822044
>not uncommon
>less than 0.00001% of watches...
>>679821611
OP's watch costs more than 1M
>>679822352
If it's a designer watch, it's just for status. Some people that are really well off still choose not to get things like these as it's still a waste of money, and it makes them targets for mugging. Overly expensive stuff is more for people that have won the lottery or something like that, a sudden big win, that makes them want to splurge a little.
>>679822614
>jeweler's loop
>loop
Loupe, fucking retard.
>>679823068
idk man... it just gets under my skin when people spend like 26k on a watch and i hardly make that a year. AND AT THE END OF THE FUCKING YEAR i have like 3k to my name after bills/food/clothes/etc.. it's just no fair.
>>679820705
Then why use a stock photo you found online?
>ITT: anon finds pics of watches on ebay and pretends he owns them
Gear S2
>>679823450
Eh, life is just like that. Some people that have a public image and are extremely rich would probably get stuff like that to uphold an image. I think if someone is rich and doesn't have many insecurities, they are less likely to get things that elevate their status. It shouldn't be like that really, someone that has done nothing with their lives may win the lottery and get something like that to look good in public, whereas someone with gentry would instead want to waste as little as possible to preserve the lives of their heirs.
costa a trillion dollars ,bought it when I went to space station last night,smells like leather....................P>S>.Mars needs women
>>679823450
maybe you should just stop being a fucking nigger and find a diffrent job, invest in stocks and shit, take the gamble, and if you arn't rich just kill your self and stop breathing the air the fules the rich
>>679823450
>head chef at wendy's spotted
>>679820152
Is your fedora as expensive?
>>679821652
This photo was actually found on eBay, because I was too lazy to take a picture of the watch I bought.
Vintage Seadweller
>>679824090
Sure thing, bud.
watches are fucking useless
/thread.
>>679820705
Yours is also fake. Everyone will really be able to tell when the Chinese gold plating starts to fade.
And the guy you replied to has a homage, not a "fake," because it doesn't use the Rolex name and symbols.
>>679824072
Bahaha, i can't afford a Fedora.
>>679824241
I work in secure spaces and cannot have any "smart" devices. They're only useless if you aren't trustworthy enough to hold a security clearance.
Sunday adventures then chilling out watch.
>>679818359
Watchmaker anon reporting in. If anyone is wondering why the Chronograph is running, I'm timing something.
>>679822315
>steal a design
>import chinese parts
>get a swiss ETA movement
>barely makes the cut to be called "Swiss Made"
>sell it as "Swiss Made"
Yeah, Swiss Made in China.
Another shitty homage brand like Steinhart and Squale.
>>679824211
Why would I lie about a $200 watch?
It's not like I have a rolex, it's a fucking seiko.
>>679824191
That's a beautiful watch, although I'm not a fan of the serated looking outer bezel.
>>679824481
Pic of the movement.
>>679821652
Seiko, can't go wrong.
Here is my Astron.
>>679824575
>why would I lie about a $200 watch
>>679824191
Vintage Seadweller with solid end links? Lume seems a bit too white and fresh for a tritium dial. I don't think so...
>>679823450
"it's just not fair"
fuck i hate whiny losers like you. It's fair because you're probably a talentless hack with no valuable skills who sits on 4chan and cries about "wahh its not fair" instead of fucking off to go improve your situation
seriously fuck off
>>679823884
>What time is it ?
>Let me 5mn to compute.
>>679824704
I really like that watch. How much did it set you back?
>>679824481
>>679824691
I'm considering buying an Alpha Daytona homage, but Alpha seems cheap. The brand doesn't have good reviews on their Submariner and Omega homages. Chinese parts and movements.
How's yours? Pros and cons?
>>679824704
>can't go wrong.
You went wrong when you bought a quartz...
>>679824795
Not sure what you don't think but okay.
>>679824398
Yeah, because the PC you sit at doesn't have a clock.
>>679824795
Oops I meant to attach this file.
>>679825144
and what alternative would you suggest for less than $1000?
>>679818359
>27, 29
Dude, where's the fucking 28th day?
>>679822840
More than 1M and there's no 28? Holy fuck
A Paulin C201. Made in Scotland.
>>679825018
€1.9k (it was sales time, normally it's €2.3k)
>>679825144
I'm not sure why I should pay more for a fragile and imprecise tool, but maybe you will enlighten me.
>>679825152
>>679825281
My mistake. You have the Rolex that features hollow end links, but they look solid.
Was your dial redone, because your dial doesn't looked aged at all? You typically see some patina on tritium dials.
Tag Indy 500. It's kind of old now so it's a bit beaten. A couple of scratches here and there.
>>679820705
gr8b9
>>679823393
Glad I wasn't the only one who caught this
>>679820410
damn thats fine (y)
>>679825449
Even numbers aren't written if you look carefully
>>679825341
A Seiko or Orient Automatic. Stay away from the homage brands like Steinhart and Squale; they're shit.
>>679825479
>I'm not sure why I should pay more for a fragile and imprecise tool, but maybe you will enlighten me.
You're not a watch enthusiast – you're a noob. An automatic can always be repaired, which adds special value to a watch collector. When your quartz movement fries, a watchmaker will toss out the old and place a new one in. Besides, there's something special about an automatic compared to a cheap battery operated circuit.
>>679825529
Yes, 2.5 years ago I was in a motorcycle accident requiring a new crystal and dial on the watch and some titanium parts added to me. Good spot!
>>679825534
Tag became shit when Heuer was added. Congrats on a shit, overpriced watch.
beauty right here
>>679818359
>>679820152
why do watches like this cost so much? i dont understand
>>679825990
That's what you get when women buy your watches
G-shock for work
>>679826139
Precious medals and intrinsic, unique in-house automatic movements (what powers the watch), and original designs. You're also paying for the brand name. So, yes, there is a price gouge with luxury watches.
Citizen Navihawk and a FitBit surge
>>679826211
I'd tell her it broke, sell it, and purchase something more wrist worthy. A Tudor, for example, is around the same price range.
>>679824241
Ya know what's nice? Not having to dig out my phone just to check the time. And quick glance at my wrist will always be quicker and more convenient. After a while it feels like a regular article of clothing and I hate when I forget it because I end up looking at my arm 20 times a day like an idiot. And way to go /thread-ing your own post the autism is strong in you.
>>679826348
>oversized
>trendy
>quarts
>gold plated
Kill yourself.
>>679820705
ARCHIE LUXURY PHUCKERS
Citizen Quartz because it was gift. I spend enough money on suits and glasses as it is. An expensive watch would probably look good, but I hate the way they feel.
>>679826612
That's okay, your pseudo watch will be obsolete in a few years whereas real watches won't be.
>>679826388
The Citizen is for sale for $350 CAD if anyone is interested.
>>679821159
Why would you sell that?
>>679826639
>ARCHIE LUXURY PHUCKERS
You watch him too, huh? He's become really, really mentally ill in the past for years. He needs psychological help.
>>679826615
>>679818359
right now, Seiko SSC031
Casio calculator watch til I die nigga
>>679826913
It wasn't b8 – it was the truth. And it made you mad.
KEK
Stay mad, trendy fag. You might as well strap a wall clock to your wrist if you want a watch that fucking big.
>>679826615
Fucking jelly anon. Don't worry i am too
>>679827033
I will never understand the dual colored bezel it's such an eye sore. An Invicta we sell at work has the same shit and I just don't get it
>>679827033
I like that Pepsi bezel, and that's about it.
>>679826731
Couldn't give a fuck - it does everything I want it to do.
Are you one of these retards who goes on the attack as soon as you see someone enjoying an Apple product because Steve Jobs ass-raped you as a child or something?
>>679826348
Diesel is shit, Almost as bad as invicta
>>679827178
Fucking hate big watches. It's either saying two things
>Hey I genuinely believe I'm better than you
Or
>come rob me
>>679826825
I know, he needs to sell his watches and buy some curtains. I saw a video he posted a couple days ago and it seems like the Paul Pluta and Archie Luxury are morphing into the same thing. Far from the interview I heard with Paul years ago when he was down to earth and wasn't yelling "Cunters, dogs hit, phuckers" all the time.
>>679827306
>Steve Jobs
Apple died when Steve Jobs did.
>>679826612
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ha
>>679826820
Well I bought it like 3 weeks ago to flip
I paid around £110 of this retarded kid who stole it
and sold it for £600 with out no paper work
The first "expensive" watch I've ever bought. I know, I know, Invicta isn't a good brand, but I liked the way it looked.
>>679825872
You're not a watch enthusiast, you're a snob.
>>679827385
And it's also just for trendy douche bags, like the guy that owns one ITT.
>>679827571
Holy fuck that's ugly. Either return it or sell it to someone as stupid as you.
>>679827494
Yeah, Apple are so fucked now.... Filing for bankruptcy soon...
>>679827211
Pepsi bezels. I like them. In addition to that SSC031 I also have a Pogue (pic related)...
>>679827306
Why have a wrist computer disguised as a watch then? Take your FUCKING pipboy out of this watch thread
>>679827823
And this one, Seiko's very first quartz diver, the 7048.
>>679827881
Explain why it's not a watch?
>>679827397
>I know, he needs to sell his watches and buy some curtains.
KEK. I've seen that joke too many times in the comments.
>Paul Pluta and Archie Luxury are morphing into the same thing.
Yes, which contradicts his claim: he wanted to be sane, respectful, and professional on the Pluta channel, and that he wanted to leave the Archie persona behind. Lies. He pulled this same shit a few years ago.
>Far from the interview I heard with Paul years ago
Yeah, he actually made some good videos when he started both channels, and they earned more views.
The Archie Luxury persona is entertaining. I do get a lot of laughs. But I think the persona is destroying him. I'm really concerned for that man's physical, mental, and financial well-being.
>>679827571
This must be a joke
>>679827498
Aw. You couldn't afford one could you?
>>679825046
Well the metal bracelet is the only thing I don't like about it so I bought it with a leather strap and switched it to a NATO. Overall I think the Daytona Homage I'd the one they did the most work with. It works like a charm and the Chronograph functions are excellent.
>>679827498
Aww no I could buy 20 of them if I wanted I just hate trendy faggots
>>679827571
If something breaks on it, Invicta won't help you. And good luck getting a watchmaker to fix a watch with proprietary parts. Your fist mistake: buying an Invicta. You're second mistake: buying a gold plated watch.
There's only ONE Invicta I recommend: the Invicta 8926OB with the Seiko NH35A automatic moment.
>>679827562
Ah, I see. It's a really nice watch, but £600 is a lot of money.
>>679828072 see
>>679828344 faggot
>>679828344
No you couldn't.
>>679826612
>I have a phone in my pocket but need one on my wrist because everyone else has one
You're a fucking sheep anon that's what you are
>>679828606
lmao
>>679828275
Your claims are corroborated in the watch forums and on YouTube. People have good things to say about the Daytona homages, not the Submariner and Omega homages.
If I buy one, I'll replace the clasp with an after market glide-lock clasp (the clasp on the new submainers).
I'm saving up for a Rolex Submariner 16610 (pre-ceramic) F series, which is my favorite watch and Rolex ever made.
>>679828606
Nope. I just liked the Apple Watch and what it could do for me. U mad?
>>679818505
sup
>>679828873
>>679828475
Intellectual property lawyer here
I typically charge $65 an hour.
FYI I put in a 57 hour week last week. Do the marh
>>679828950
Math*
>>679828873
Why would you keep the slide to unlock shit, that's like the first thing I make sure to get rid of when I get a new jailbreak. It's literally cancer.
>>679828950
No you're not.
>>679828950
>>679829173
Let's talk about watches.
Also there *are* people here who aren't floor-shitting NEETS
>>679828950
Lol all that school and thats all you make?
>>679828950
prove it
>>679828950
I don't believe you
>>679819895
Mah negro.
So true.
>>679829384
Agreed - wasn't me who started it anyway - I just posted a picture of my current watch. It's not like I fucked someone's Dad.
>>679820410
Ostentatious nigger watch.
>>679829913
Yup.
Let's post some more watches. Here's an "Ecozilla". Fucking huge diver's watch
>>679830068
Nobody swimming to 300m would use that watch.
>>679823884
need that. name?
Mine is a Casio HDD600 from, like, 2004. Woo.
>>679830068
I bought a fake Rolex from Oman - a kinetic one with a glass back so you could see the movement. The second hand even swept like a real Rolex - only problem was the glass face cover kept falling off. Still worth the £45 I paid for it.
Also bought an Oskar Emil watch - fully packaged - off some shady guy in a service station for £10 (after haggling). That was 20 years ago and it still works, and the face hasn't got a scratch on it - guess he wasn't lying when he said the glass was sapphire.
>>679820152
You've got some good taste. I've got a friend that wasted his money on an ugly Rolex. Got myself a Baume & Mercier (just >3k though).
>>679830284
No, they wouldn't. Just like no one would go to 3000m, but this watch is rated to that. So much of the rating with diver's watches is just wankery. All of mine are just desk divers anyway.
top of the line
>>679830587
I guess it's good knowing your watch can withstand plate tectonics.
>>679830695
Fucking cheap-ass knock off.
Use a real sharpie ffs.
>>679830706
Thing is built like a goddamn tank. Zelos makes good casings. But $820 is a lot to pay for a Miyota 9015 movement.
>>679830845
Fuck you caught me out
>>679828950
I did the math - you obviously didn't. Let's humour you and ignore the fact you're talking shit, what you say you earned last week would get you 12 Apple Sport Watches, not 20. You fail at even the most basic level.
>>679827571
Holy fuck that's an ugly watch. How much did you pay for that? And why the hell would you buy something like that? Whatever it cost, you could have got a way better looking Swiss Watch for that.
>>679827571
my god please kill yourself
>>679830068
>>679830287
>>679827571
I can't stand how rap/black "culture" has made these ridiculous, oversized watches so trendy. Fuck bling and the whole over compensation trend.
the timewave
>>679827571
Nigger.
>>679831326
In today's age, a watch is nothing more than jewelry.
My two watches
The Seikio Sea Urchin
And a Solar Pulsar
>>679831081
I have an uglier invicta. Pic related. Fortunately it was a gift so I didn't spend any money on it
>>679827571
Hahahahaha is this a bait? That thing looks so ugly that I can't believe someone wasted money on that :X
>>679831533
It's not ugly - fucking chunky, yes, but it has appeal.
>>679831698
I weighed it just to see how chunky. 16 ounces. 1 entire pound of wristwatch.
Despite this it's still pretty comfortable.
>>679831533
But who goes in a shop and thinks "Oh wow, that's a beautiful watch. I'm gonna buy that!" ?? You could buy a FlikFlak and would be better off.
>>679820152
Not worth 26k. Looks like shit.
>>679831698
It's the definition of ugly. And it weighs a whole fucking pound? You have to be specially stupid to buy that.
>>679831496
Which makes it even worse.
>>679832002
Lel. The bait is real
>>679826348
Spotted the swag fagnigger
>>679824543
How is squale a homage brand they've been making watch cases for everybody for a long time??????????
>>679831963
My wife, I guess. That's who gave it to me. Fortunately I've now convinced her that Invicta is NOT my favorite brand of watch. I have no idea how she got that idea into her head. I'd rather have a good Citizen or Seiko.
>>679831583
I sincerely don't give a fuck if you think it's ugly. I didn't buy it for you, or fagchan.
>>679822044
It does look complex as fuck. I wouldn't buy it even if I had the money, but it does seem like a serious amount of time/engineering went into making that.
>>679819170
ALIENWARE XDDDDDDDD FAIL NOOOB
iwatch here
>>679832219
Show the front, not the backside. We will know that's an automatic because Tissot writes it on the front... Plus you're not gonna impress us with a potato made picture of a red stone, everyone that has an automatic has that. And you have pretty much the cheapest automatic.
>>679832412
Reverse image search. TY for the bait
>>679832320
Women are weird. She might be trying to keep you away from other women. Women do ugly you down to keep you away from other women.
Some women don't care though
>>679820717
lol, you're fat.
>>679818359
How about this instead op?
http://www.streamboobs.com/madeinchinagirl/
>>679832412
Lay of the burgers whale
Swatch irony,shitty but does its job well.
>>679832365
What? what watch are you talking about?
>>679832412
you took that from google kek
>>679832362
Ugly as fuck
>>679830551
>Spends between 1.5k to 4k on a watch
>doesn't even realize he put himself in the industry "dead zone"
>Enjoy your Chinese parts in your several thousand dollar watch, nub.
>>679832152
It's not mine - just saying I don't think it's ugly.
fuck ya'll
>>679832667
I'd take a Swatch over almost all watches in this thread.
My brother got this as a gift 9 years ago. He already had a $2k watch and didn't want this street crap so he gave it to me.
Is water resistant and has served me well for nearly a decade.
>>679832362
WTF why? How retarded do you have to be to buy such a thing?
>>679833347
is that a gyroscope?
>>679833436
I don't really care what you think, faggot.
Why would people care if their watch could withstand pressure up to 300m? Like when the fuck would you find yourself in a situtation 300m underwater and feeling the need to check the fucking time?