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it rained and lots of snails came out. trips tells me what to
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it rained and lots of snails came out. trips tells me what to do with them. will deliver. keep it realistic.
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>>679809194
Put them in your anus
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Eat one with its shell on and film it
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>>679809194
trips waste
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Cum on them
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>>679809194

enjoy your schistosoma
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>>679809281
be more realistic.

they are moving. feels nice.
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accidentally broke a few putting them on me I think.
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>>679809370
reroll
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>>679809481
Give them a good life, feed them, care for them.
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>>679809639
reroll
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>>679809664
reroll
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EAT ONE
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I really can't imagine anything interesting to do with them
You probably can't either, which is why you made the thread
Don't make us do your work for you
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>>679809696
>>679809664
god damn it so close
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>>679809664
there's like hundreds in the yard every time it rains.
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put them on yer cock
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>>679809760
they can feel super rough. like short bursts of running with sandpaper sometimes. I've tried it
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pour vast amounts of salt on them
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>>679809746
Good, gather them and put them in a very large fishtank full of stuff that snails like.

Do a lot of research on what they like, keep them happy.
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put one on your dick.
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>>679809845
salt them
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>>679809845
reroll
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>>679809882
yes
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Poop on them.
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>>679809928
reroll
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put salt on them
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>>679809859
reroll, learn about them, then make a paradise for them.

#snaillivesmatter
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>>679809760
here's a small one in me for fun
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>>679810016
reroll

#snaillivesmatter
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>>679809948
This
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>>679810104
reroll
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>>679810085
why is there a belt around your nuts?
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>>679810113
yes
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>>679810104
this
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you can make a labyrinth of salt or just cook and eat them
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>>679809882
nobody wants to salt the snail, but she leaves you no choice...

>>679810158
spiked bracelets. for fun.
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>>679809194

Crush between buttocks, post pics for future gore threads
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>>679809194
Fuck trips, there is only one thing you can do.

4 Chan Space Program.
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Become one with the snail and slowly slither around the yard with them, in time you will gain their trust and shoot your love dart into them
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>>679810199
this
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>>679810247
salt roll salt roll
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>>679810271
This
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SALT ON SNAIL
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>>679810271
Snails in space.
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pour salt
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>>679810305
#savethesnails
#snaillivesmatter
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salty snails :3
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>>679810388
Salt
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>>679810430
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snail maze out of salt
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Throw salt on them and make videos!
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>>679809639

This. Rerolling.
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>>679810458
#savethesnails
#snaillivesmatter

Dedicate your life to making snails happy
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>>679810085
What the fuck!?
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If you microwave them they explode
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>>679809194
Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".
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>>679810271
/thread.
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Microwave
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>>679810201
Roll for labyrinth
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Give them a good life.
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>>679809639
This. Save the snails op, give them a nice place to live. Figure out what they like and give it to them.
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>>679810201
Something like this! But like the hunger games, or highlander... There can only be one.
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>>679810710
this
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>>679809194
Sit on them and record it
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>>679810085
What the fuck!?>>679810574

I don't know what's more fucked up - this guy has a studded cock-ring, put a snail on his dick and posted a pic

OR

NO ONE HAS SAID SHIT ABOUT IT.

Welcome to /b.
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pour salt on them
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>>679810710
>>679810573
>>679810552
Save the snails, give them a good life
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>>679810866
>>679810866
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4 Chan Space Program!
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>>679810866

Rolling for this.
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>>679810972
>>679810866
save the snails, make a snail paradise
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Moar
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>>679811012
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>>679810866

This.
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feelsgoodman
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>>679811012

Reroll.
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>>679811012
this
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>>679811101

This
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>>679810606
nice
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Snail paradise, give them the best life.
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>>679809194
Cram as many as you can up your ass and blow your brains out.
The coroner will be completely dumbfounded when he discovers all the snails in your ass
>profit?
Forfuckinsurenigger
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Let one slither around on your tongue.
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>>679811101
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two spiked bracelets and a cock ring actually.
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>>679811324
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>>679811012

Thiiis
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>>679811012
Snail paradise! give them all 72 virgins and make them happy!
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Rsise them as your children.
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Put them in a jar and put it on your dick
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>>679811012
Snail paradise.
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Get them off your fucking dick and give them a paradise.
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>>679811530
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>>679811549
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>>679811530
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Treat them as family, make their lives happy, apologise for raping them.
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>>679811567
Give them paradise
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>>679811549

This yep.
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>>679811549
they been spending most their life..
leaving slime trails on their dick paradise...
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>>679811690
>>679811637
These>>679811549
>>679811530
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>>679811310
tongue a snail foot faggot
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should I not talk to them or their sons ever again?
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>>679811748
snail paradise
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Make a snail hell, complete with torture devices.
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>>679811776
missed it by a snails length
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>>679811785

Rerollin
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Snail paradise!
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>>679811781
a crushed one on my toe
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>>679811853
>>679811861
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>>679811781
Snail paradise
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>>679811896
God damn it, just give them happiness.
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>>679811861
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Paradise.
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Give them happy lives.
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Paradise
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>>679811993
>>679811957
>>679811946
these
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>>679811796
Reroll
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>>679811796
Roll
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>>679811957
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Snail paradise. And make a video apologizing for raping them on youtube.
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Trips of snail paradise
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>>679812121

Lol this
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>>679812121
this
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>>679812132
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Youre a freak op. Also free them.
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>>679812121

Thisthisthis
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>>679812121
kek this, so sayth quads
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>>679812121
Yes this
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Save the snails
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space program
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>>679812121
Paradise+rape apology video.
>op is a snail rapist
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enough snail slime on my dick for now. I flicked them off.
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>>679812121

Reroll
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>>679812410
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should I b? first reply tells me.
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>>679812424
Dubdubs count right?
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>>679812455
No
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>>679812455
No
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>>679812455
no
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>>679809866
Fucking winrar
Lel
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>>679812455
No
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>>679812541
k
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>>679812575
I already did that
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Snailysium, with all the bitches and food they could ever want. Raise them.
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Put all of them in your mouth, suck on them for half an hour and swallow ALL the spit.
Also, don't chew them. Afterwards just let them go.
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>>679812593
Fuck you op, hope you get nut and anus cancer.
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>>679812575
That's dubs you Hebrew-browed fuck
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>>679812644
that one was dead anyway I think. it's OK.
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give them little Explosive belts and make them allahu akbar for the only one and thruth god allah.
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>>679812644
Op's a fag. Just crawl in a hole and die.
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>ITT: Op has a crush and snaildick fetish and gets off on people watching.

Hope op gets nutcancer, rolling for snail paradise
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>>679812839
not really. only ever did it once before
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>>679812790
may allah keep your feet cool on the warm sands friend.
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>>679812421
A real sissy would shave it's legs you halfassed gimp.
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>>679810201
rollerino
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Snail paradise.
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>>679812121
This!
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>>679811019
whats written with the heart?
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>>679813004
So close, reroll.
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Paradise for snails, best lives and food.
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Eat them.
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Throw one of them a birthday party
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>>679813283
reroll
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>>679813286
>roll
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>>679812981
Roll
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>>679813026
>>679812421
dont question it
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Up the pooper
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>>679813026
sissy slut bitch
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>>679812410

Rolling for this.
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>>679812644
You are gross. Put some up your arsehole
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>>679813427
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>>679809194
Put salt on them and let them suffer
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dude 4chan space program it´s time
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Checkem - eat em
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Snail paradise and snailrape apology vid with face.
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glue them together into a penis shape and release them into the wild for some kid to come across
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I'm surprised this hasn't come up yet
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Checkem - eat em rerol
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>>679812692
And what? I was reading the thread from the top you fucking reptile. Hang yourself
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>>679813580
I have no balloons. not happening.
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ejaculate on them
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>>679813808
rol
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>>679813747
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>>679813717

You are gross and fat. Snail paradise you worthless faggot.
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Paradise and vid TRIPS I SUMMON YOU!
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Put them on your dick and cum on them
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>>679809416
Do you not have an anus? Anon's roll looked reasonable to me. Also rerolling for snails in pooper.
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>>679813717
Dude, this isnt about snails anymore but about badly drawn pornslogans on an unshaven average body.

At least draw a snail on yourself.
Or write something
"Slug-sissy"
"Snailfucking whoreboy"
Or
"mollusque molestor"

(also im still rolling for the snail paradise and the rapeapology vid.)
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>>679814000
Well damn, son
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>>679814000
WINRAR
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>>679813545
What does the other leg say? Also snailrape apology video you disgusting cunt
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>>679814000
Fuck it.
You just gave that faggot what he craved.
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>>679814114
Rolllllll
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you all are still talking about snails? that was so last week.

I already posted pics of them on my dick. and I'm not cumming today sorry.
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>>679811061
EWWWWWWW WTF
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how about this. sharpie in pooper for next dubs.
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>>679813858
Thanks.
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>>679814000
Sheeeettttt
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Check my dubs faggot
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Roll of sharpie in pooper
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>>679812243
yo must be new here :)
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>>679814509
reroll
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Spray paint every snail you see, on the shell only, don't be a dick, throw them over the fence and see how many come back, if any, a few months down the line.
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Shraepie roll
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Get as many as you can and put them in the blender. Spread the paste on toast and eat it.
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>>679814385
sharpie in pooper is boring.
Now putting a peeled jalapeno, or ginger down there, THAT is the stuff!
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>>679814385
Light th sharpie on fire while in pooper
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>>679814025
same here rolling for snails up the shitpipe
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>>679814627
re roll
come on im running out of ways to describe asshole
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>>679814698
one more re roll
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>>679814385
How about next dubs you hang yourself you worthless piece of shit.
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>>679814509
reroll
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snail on sharpy, sharpy in pooper
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>>679814698
Prison pocket , Bobby Sands' suitcase
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>>679815022
winrar
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OP you're a tremendous faggot and you should kill yourself.
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sharpie
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I declare that you OP should build the snails a paradise a nice place with stick and leaves and cabbage and maybe a little bowl of water if snails drink water ( they might ), on top of this you must also make a youtube video with in in depth apology about the snail rape.

this is the declaration of snail freedom and it must be done.
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>>679809194
SNAIL PIE
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>>679815022
nice, but what did he meant by "rolling off" the pen his arsecrack?
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Fuck this thread. OP is an deadbeat
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Snails in your butthole
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THE SNAILS DID NOT GET THE PARADISE THEY DESERVED

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD
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>>679812593
OP IS A FAG SAGE
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>>679809416
It will feel much nicer when they're moving in your pooper I'm sure
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ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

OP IS SUCH A FUCKHEAD
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>>679810085
Is that a fucking studded nut belt
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Jesus Christ, someone cap this
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What diseases can one contract from this
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>>679815780
feel free
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eat snail, op
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Let them kill you, faggot
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>>679810573
Roll
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>>679810573
roll
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>>679809639
reroll
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>>679816297
reroll
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who capped it? share!
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>>679816297
reroll
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>>679810201
Roll this
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>take them out of their shells
>eggwash
>panko/crushed corn flakes, flour, baking powder, salt, pepper, cuming, ceyenne, red pepper flakes
>fry in lard
>eat
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>>679812593
what the fuck is your problem. you say trips decide and then you say no to the trips and then you ask if you should splash one, anon says no and you do it...
conclusion; OP = FAGG CONFIRMED
abandon thread
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>>679812644
faggot>>679812593
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>>679814525
you must be new here
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>>679810085
hahaha, so you are a fagtron.
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>>679810158
u can tie ur balls off so wen u cum more pressure is need to pass the belt, feels better.
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>>679809639
Reroll.
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Pick them fuckers up, feed them corn flour for a couple of days and cook them you piece of shit, ask /ck/ for recipes
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