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>>679793571
bump

>>679793571
Most fucked up? Or most win? This is /b/ nigger. They're kinda the same.

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>>679793571
I got caught by my best friends mom clothed in her lingerie and fapping in her bed.
She was angry at first but after I'd changed clothes again she sat me down and explained why what I did was wrong.
She let me keep the bra and panties though which I regretfully burned.
About 3 years later I kissed her when I was drunk at a party at her place. She kissed back but then got guilty as fuck and said this can't happen.

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>>679793571
bumping

I fucked this girl and a couple months later I had sex with her mom, I came inside her and was her first in 3 years

She was not a pretty woman, it just seemed really really funny to do.

>>679793571
>havent told anyone

IRL?

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>>679794848
>>679794726
Would love to share my slut like this

>>679795068
pic related? moar

I've got a fun story of how I accidentally found myself in a threesome with my boss and her friend {boss was 25, friend 20, I was 18 I think) . I'll green text but it will take awhile cause I'm on mobile. Anyone want to hear?

had an mmf threesome with my skinny as fuck chinese ex and a guy i met. im bisexual but balls didnt touch so no-homo.

didn't think a skinny little girl could take two good sized cocks

>>679795260
yas

>>679795261
greentext?

>>679794929
I used to fuck a girl and her mom, separately. The mom was down for a threesome but I could never talk the girl into it.

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>>679795167
Would love to watch Her slurp up someone else's balls

>>679793571
Inb4 CIA/NSA agents attempting to coerce material to black mail me for when I campaign for presidency.

>>679795573
she's hot. I would have her suck on my balls as you assfuck her

>be me
>friend and his girlfriend over doing blow, she's a 7 tops but skinny and crazy
>as they leave he "jokingly" offers a 3 way for more drugs
>challengeaccepted.jpg
>they come back in and we get to it, ground rules are no guy on guy
>my dick isn't huge or anything but she's 19 and his it turns out is TINY (3 inches tops)
>he finishes early

>i ask him to leave after a few minutes so i can finish, he does
>immediately passionately make out with his gf for 3 mins
>she gets on her knees and looks up at me while i cum in her mouth and she loves it
>he comes back in, they leave, she immediately texts me
>i ignore it and they break up shortly after

Hey, he asked for it.

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>>679794400
Can you not to be so fucking gay for like 5 fucking minutes?

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>>679795938
She can deep throat well too

>>679795260
Alright I'll do it in parts I guess then
This happened almost 5 years ago so sorry if details are blurry. And he's this story is 100% real, believe me or not.

>be me, 18, working at gamestop, nerdy but otherwise normal functioning male
>get new boss, she's fine as fuck
>a little on the tall side, huge white girl booty, vintage model face. Very popular in our store for obvious reasons
>turns out she's also cool as fuck and we constantly shoot the shit
>she schedules me to close with her all the time because we always have a blast and actually get work done
>she asks me to go to a little house party with her roommate and friend from another gamestop after a few months of us getting close in the store
>of course I'm fucking going
>get to party
>it's a real chill kinda thing, more of just drinking and hanging out
>boss lady introduces me to her friend Mariah. Cute, spunky girl with short hair, petite and cute tits
>well hello there Mariah
>boss and Mariah proceed to get fucking tanked within half an hour
>Holy shit my boss is an alcoholic, she drinks straight whisky and chases it with whisky
>we talk about music, we all three love dubstep (it's like 2011 and just hit the scene)
>I just installed a 10 inch sub in the trunk of my 1998 piece of shit corolla
>"you girls need to hear some of that shot in my car! "
>" fuck yea we do anon let's listen right now! "
>thatwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Cont? Is getting juicy soon

>>679796190
have any vids of her?

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i ate out my exs butthole trying to wake her up a night after a party

when we were 16 me and a friend fucked a 11yo mexican girl. told her that if she told anyone we would have her family deported or killed

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>>679796362
Nah not for here

>>679796471
There it is

>>679796303
ayup

When I was 21, I fucked my father's girlfriends daughter after Christmas dinner.

She was 14, and everybody knows about it.

>>679795464
pretty sure i've told this story before.

>have cute chinese gf
>shy as fuck, generally a starfish in the sack
>one day she asks me to fix her laptop because she has virus's
>open her webbrowser. so much not so vanilla porn, including a tonne of mmf videos. her search tags are hilarious. "two man sex one girl"
>quiz her about it
>she's ultra shy, almost cries
>i tell her its okay. starts asking her dirty questions while we fuck later. she cums telling me some dirty shit that she wants

things get homo from here so you may wanna stop reading

>go on a business trip to Japan for a week
>we had a rule that im allowed one guy per year
>one of the guys im billeted with is also bi and from the same city.
>gay shit happens
>get an idea

>return to my home country.
>sexy time with my gf
>kneel her downs and blind fold her
>place his cock in her hands
>he's same size and shape as me
>she begins to suck on it
>grab her other hand and put it on my cock
>she freezes. i think she's gonna freak out
>she just begins stroking me and alternating between sucking our dicks
>i take the blind fold off her and we decide its time to fuck
>she sucks him while i give her a rim job and finger her pussy
>give him the nod.
>flip her over and i enter her vagina from under her
>she slowly presses his penis onto her asshole
>we get her to slowly rock back onto his dick.
>within 10 minutes she's getting full force DP
>she cums harder than ever. shaking and cant talk properly.
>we continue to fuck her in various positions for the night.
>also more gay shit but i'll leave that out for anons sake.

good times

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>>679796494
is she latina? look like she enjoys sucking

>>679796666
Moar gay shit plx.

Also checked

>>679796303
Cont please

>>679796176

Says the nigger posting fucking drake

>>679796605
nice, gave her the yule log

>>666666666

>>679796752
keep em coming

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>>679796834
She loves vibing at the same time,
Feel her moan and shake around your dick

>>679796303
You have my attention

>>679796666
Trips checked!

>>679796176
go back to fucking reddit, you cocksucker fucking fag

>>679797155
and you never shared her? have you talk about it?

>>679796303
cont please

>>679797213
quads you idiot.

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>Become friends with an anon
>We both go to 4chan
>We're both into lolicon
>Somehow we started fapping together while looking at loli
>One day we do this and after a few loli images it starts being all CP
I never came so hard in my life, b-but that was the only time he did it because I was really scared too.

>>679796666
The quad God!

> Be 16 year old me
> doing pretty good in all classes, solid friends, etc.
> feelsgoodman.png
> going on about late second semester
> new chick arrives at school
> a 6/10 at most kinda introverted
> we will call her Kate
> few weeks pass
> "hey, anon wanna hang out?"
> "yeah sure, when?"
> "weekend, okay"
> "okay"
> well the day arrived meet up and go to my place
> shes dressed like an absolute slut (booty shorts, tank top, etc)
> notice she has a fuck ton of cuts on her legs and arms
> ohshitnigga.jpg
> I get the fuck out and later find out she had enough mental disabilities to send her to the loony bin 10 times over
> 2 weeks pass...
> found out that she gave some dude in my school chlamydia and that she was stalking three people
> mfw

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>>679797230
She's made comments about three ways but only with other women, she's such an attention whore when she's drunk tho it wouldn't suprise me if she got off to it, she loves when you grab her thighs and ass and hips when you fuck or when she goes down on you

>be me
>19
>mom is an alcoholic
>hornyasfuck.jpeg
>mom passed out in the afternoon, nothing new
>finger mom
>put dick in her mouth
>be a pussy and don't finish
>do this almost every time shes passed out
>turn 20, mom passed out in the morning
>dad gives me a present and goes to work
>decide to give myself a present
>strip mom and take pics
>mom starts moaning and stuff
>hastely put her clothes back on and run upstairs
>fap to pics
>and again
>..and again
>that evening mom is drunk as hell again
>flirt with her
>get her to sit on my lap
>grind her ass till i cum
>feelsgoodman
i'm too much of a pussy to actually fuck her, but fuck this is great.

>>679796303
>get to car
>we pile in back seat for maximum bass
>turns out Mariah is really turned on by bass, she keeps talking about how orgasmic it is
>boss is getting handsy on her
>whatishappening.mp4
>music stops, we go upstairs
>boss suggests we go to balcony to hang out (it's a shitty apartment balcony)
>the three of us go outside
>within seconds, my boss slams Mariah against the wall and is making out with her
>turns out my boss is pretty bi
>mariah flips her around and pushes her against the wall
>I'm literally standing there watching like a dear in the headlights
>mariah starts to kiss down my bosses chest
>all the way down
>this is my moment
>I slide up and sandwich mariah between my boss and I and begin making out with her
>literally have no plan, just acting on pure 18 year old hormones
>boss is going insane, she's getting eaten out and kissed all over
>she somewhat cums
>mariah gets up and I feel hands all over me
>"this little equation needs more cock"
>I'm not fucking kidding, mariah said that shit
>boss and m pull out my cock and sit me down on the chair on the balcony
>two women, one of which is almost a complete stranger, are now licking my cock together and kissing over it
>there is a god, and he is kind
>I do my best not to explode
>we realize at about the same time that our situation is very out in the open

Pt 2. More?

>>679796303
cont

>>679797566
No thanks.

>>679796666

Quads of honor
>censoring own faggotry

>>679797511
sick

>>679797566
yes fagot cont

I fucked an old dude once because I was curious. We met on Craigslist. I regret the night entirely. Figured out I only want female butthole. Awful times that was.

>>679797566
Moar you lucky son of a bitch

>>679797496
would love to see her eating pussy

> On the couch watching Aeonflux (movie) with gf
> Flat mate (girl) falls asleep on other couch
> Statrt to caress gf nipples and run finger along her spine
> Soon hand in pants, finger on clit
> she frees my cock and strokes it, thinks flat mate can't see because of angle makes us out of sight
> GF cums, quietly but not quiet enough
> GF gobbles my cock, her head bobs up and down on me
> Hear noise.... Look over at flat mate
> flat mate has hand in pants going to town on her clit
> Flatmate's head nods up and down in time with GF's blowjob
> realise she can see back of GF's head bobbing on my knob
> about to cum, GF lifts off to get better position
> too late, semen spurts high and arcs over us to land in puddle on floor
> flat mate cums hard, very hard, whimpers and squirms
> GF gasps.... I hold her still.... Shhhh
> Flatmate leaves, eyes down, jeans unzipped, embarrassed

Start of best 3 years of my life. Eventually married flat mate.

>>679795260
Yes

>>679798015
moar! what happened after?

>>679797771
why?

I'll bite.. here's my fucked up sex encounter happened 3-4 years ago

> be me 5'7 24 yrs old
> in a long distance relationship
> the long distance was starting to take its toll, gf was going out more and drinking with her girlfriends. Pretty sure she was cheating on me so I was going to return the favor and break up with her
> decided to just take peek on plenty of fish or some site, didn't think I would have any luck after a minutes I got a reply
> started talking with an Armenian chick, she said she was 5'6, and average body size
> Invited me to some music in the park event
> when I found the girl I was talking to, she was 5'8 plus wearing heels and pretty heavy.
> not even 5 mins into meeting in person, she started to get very flirty and suggested we get a room and I agreed
> 1st warning sign - before we left looking for a room she wanted my drivers license information for her mom... in case I kidnap her
> 2nd warning sign - when we got to a hotel, I got down to pay for a room. She all of a sudden needed to also go into the office with me so she could be seen as well. Guess she didn't want me to hide her or some shit
> Once inside the room, she was all over the place. She wanted me to take a shower before we did anything
> but first she needed the bathroom, then she wanted to have shower sex
> I laid down on the bed and said fuck it and waited for her to finish. Once she got out of the bathroom she laid down as well, I turned over and went to kiss her.
> She was cool with it at first but all of a sudden she remembered she wanted me to shower so she stopped and wouldn't do anything else until I did.
> I said fuck it and started undressing in front of her... guess that did the trick she was all over me and getting undressed in a hurry.

part 1

>>679796114
What did she wrote on the text?

>>679798308
Part 2

> It didn't hit me how fat she actually was until she undressed, the room had a Full size bed or some shit, she took up a good portion of the bed when flat on her back
> thats a huge bitch .jpeg
> Through sheer will and fortitude I got my dick up pretty much no foreplay, and my dick started having second thoughts once I saw her getting undressed.
> in the squeakiest voice I've heard from her she asked for me to go gentle on her, that she hadn't had sex in a while.
> I put a condom on to be safe and went to climb on top of her
> Felt like I was fucking a waterbed, I was literally seesawing on top of her to fuck her, I almost got sea sick.
> She started moaning and made more squeaky sounds.
> Went at it for a while until I came, I kind of laid there for a bit, sick as hell about cheating, I had never done it before, but more importantly sick with myself that I harpooned a beached whale.
> When I got off I went to lay down next to her and she started rambling how amazing it was, how big my dick is, I can do whatever I want to her for the next round. Heavy emphasis on anything I want.
> Out of no where she starts telling me she loves me and asks me to be hers...
> I froze and kind of just looked at her
> She went bat shit crazy, started yelling at me that I just used her. Then she starts trying to kick me out.
> Part of me really wanted to leave her there, but I paid for the room with my credit card and I didn't want to risk her trashing it and getting charged for it.
> I tell her I'll just take her home, well surprise surprise she didn't want to go anywhere she just wanted to sleep and I could leave.

>>679798374
part 3 and last part sorry its slow long I may have left some parts out lol

> I ended up going to my car and just sat there for a few hours, afterwards I went back in and she was fully dressed inside the bed.
> I got her out and started giving her a ride home
> I had the radio on to avoid awkward silence, she started playing music off her phone and verbally abusing me calling me a Piece of shit, etc
> Eventually serveral blocks from her place she got out and I stopped the car and said she would walk
> Heard back from her a day later asking if she should take plan b.
> I told her those are used the same day, and that I used protection.

Guess that was my bad karma for cheating, I honestly thought she was going to stab me on the way to drop her off lol.
Needless to say the first and last time I cheated.

>Be me 12
>Hang out at best friends house every night after school and stays over every weekend
>One night asks me to jerk him off, and he'd do it back
>Freaks out nope.jpeg
>Later that night trying to sleep, feel his cock touch my ass, feel him cum on my underwear and try to wipe it up
>Next week he asks again, i agree
>Being 12 my cock is tiny
>he had at least 6 inches at 12
for about a year we jerk each other off
>we measure his cock and it was just under 7 inches
>as i measured it he forces it in my mouth, I love it,
>until we were 16 I sucked his cock nearly every day, no one knew or suspected anything
>one night he starts kissing my neck, he never kissed me, then I felt his slowly pull my pants now and try to slide it in my ass, we fucked for hours that night, about 4 weeks later his dad died and he moved states, we lost contact
>fast forward to now
>tells girlfriend about my past
>she loves it
>we facebook the guy
>come tell him to hang out
>for the last 5 months he comes over regularly and fucks me and my girlfriend all the time

>>679797566
Alright I'll wrap it up

>I'm in the back seat with Mariah
>boss is driving us to some parking lot somewhere
>Mariah is sucking my cock the whole time
>must. Not. Bust.
>the time comes and we are in park
>boss climbs back
>Mariah produces a condom from somewhere (turns out she's pretty slutty and carries them just in case)
>I start fucking Mariah whole she fingers my boss
>space is tight and things are pretty hard to manage
>boss comes again and leaves the car for space
>i fuck Mariah like fucking mad
>it's time
>explode with the intensity of a million suns
>we pile back in the car and re clothe
>talk about how no one needs to know about that
>we all agree
>get back to party half an hour later than we should have been (we said we were gonna get McDonald's)
>some people were worried, it's fine
>boss passes out, it's like 6am now and I need to leave
>Mariah says she'll walk out with me
>we get to my car and she grabs me by the hips and pushes my against it
>"Weeeee need to fuck 1 on 1. Want my number?" and starts to kiss me
>i of course accept and verify with a text
>she drives off
>i get in my car and just sit there, getting to figure out what just happened
>I can't figure it out
>I don't question it
>life is good.

The end. I ended up fucking Mariah for the rest of the summer until she got back together with her ex. She smoked a lot of cigs and was kinda hipster but man the sex was fun.

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>>679797950
Me too she's made out with all her friends when black out so maybe then

>>679798456
shit she got out when I stopped the car.... she didn't jump out I swear

>be me
>have a fuck buddy into anything horny
>she catches me checking out a loli one day
>starts talking about her while fucking me
>does some age play
>pretends to be little girl and I have to teach her
>after a few times asks if I've ever done it for real
>no says I
>oh says she looking down
>I've seen pics and vids and stuff tho
>oooo can I see?
>start slow don't know where the cutoff is
>show her JB
>then loli
>NN then sexy then full nude
>she asks if there's any real porn
>wants to see the good stuff
>start back at the top with JB doing BJs
>keep going younger and younger
>she works my cock masterfully with hands and mouth
>keeps me edging for what feels like hours
>says she wants to see fucking
>back at the top again with JB
>working down
>how she's able to keep me from cumming I'll never know
>finally feel like my balls can't hold the cum in any longer
>Everything's swollen and achy
>she says "these are all girls. Have any with boys?"
>come down off my edge a little
>check through all my shit
>finally found one
>put it on
>she watches for 2 seconds and climbs on my cock facing the screen
>hits repeat and starts rubbing her clit while fucking my dick
>cums three times in succession
>the last time she cums, as she's collapsing she moans "goddamn he can take dick like a pro"
/fin

>>679798340

Something like "can i come back over i forgot my item", when she didn't and we both knew it. But i had just nutted so fuck that

>>679798839
how old is she?

>>679795261
>Says 'I'm bi-sexual' AND 'no-homo'
>Actually...No, homo
Bisexual = homo

>>679795464
Why the fuck would it matter whether it was green, black or red, faggot?
Use your imagination - half of /b is anyway.

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>>679799228
22

>>679799390
Your Reddit is showing

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>>679797511
do you still do this? and how old r u now?!

>>679793571
This post is also know as:
Creative Writing 1010
Virginfags on Edge of Their Seats
Give OP Something to Fap to
Greentext or it Didn't Happen
Every Mom Wants a 3sum w/ Daughter
Newfags will Believe Anything

>>679798742
You lucky son of a bitch

>>679799501
fuck. my dick is diamonds for your little slut

>>679798742
>kek

so much bullshit in this thread

and hang on, she's a slut for carrying condoms? and you're not a moron for not?

>>679796303
This can't be true, they were 18 and the drinking age is 21. Lier.

>>679799501
have more bj pics?

>>679796362
Virgin detected

>>679800021
I was 18 and single, I hadn't been using condoms recently and didn't have the foresight to bring one.

Her having condoms didn't make her slutty. Her sleeping with 3 guys in two weeks after breaking up with her bf did.

>>679799568
i do and i'm 21 now

>>679800061
My boss was 25. She bought all the alcohol. Mariah was the 19 or 20 and I was 18

>>679799869
I still look back on that night and wonder how it all happened. It was like a fairy tale but full of ass and tits

>>679796666
Why leave out the gay shit? /b/ is the gayest place on earth.

>>679793571
fucking my brothers wife while hes out of town

when my nephews stay at my place, i let them watch me and my gf have sex. not as bad but they usually shower with me and her

>>679800269
jesus, I've fucked 3 girls in a day, what does that make me?

>>679800938
Your probably pretty slutty dude.

Look don't get me wrong. I loved it, and I love slutty girls. I don't see it as a con, sex is fun and I like lots of it, I'm not gonna get on to someone for wanting a lot either. But that does make you slutty.

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>>679800071
Sucking hard

>>679799515
Your actual autism is showing.

Or, so I'm clear:

>Your actual faggot is showing.

>>679800061
I hope that was a joke, 12 year olds can get alcohol.

>>679796114
savage

>>679801324
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>679798340
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams "

>>679793571
I can tell you that one where I got raped by a furry but I'm tired of telling bullshit.

Or I could do the one with this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw

>>679802479
Diamonds

>>679796666
Nice roll bb. ty for leaving out gayness

>>679801749
>we have REAL intellectual discussion
>REAL intellectual discussion
>intellectual

kek'd

>>679793571
6 year old girl asked me to put a finger inside her 'gina

i was 14

>>679803058
Too soon

>>679803058
WTF? Too soon faggot.

>>679803205
>>679803210
Nothing is too soon on this website. Fucking faggots.

>Be me just turned 16 and still virgin
>in heavy metal scene
>drive with about 15 friends by train to a concert across the country
>arrive at venue
>get hammered and high as fuck
>me and friend (19 years) get outside and see these 2 punker chicks
>one is white, skinny overall a 6/10
>other one is mixed black/white with insane tits and cute face 8/10
>they are about the same age as me
>talk to them about random shit
>their annoying male friend come over and tries to riun our plan
>the four of us eventually decide to leave to one of the girls place
>leave male whiteknight behind

>>679803058
despite all the rumours about this girl, i'm always amazed no-one points out the Maxi sanitary towel she's rocking

>>679803439
from here on out it gets pretty weird and ridicoulus
>arrive at her place
>her mom is in the living room with her brother
>about 10 friends of the brother are also there ripping a bong with the mother
>the whole apartment is dark because they dont pay their bills
>also super hot in there and the air is super sweaty
>me and friend think we are about the get the beating of our lives from brother and friends
>turns out they invite us to smoke with them
>we decline and just get in the room of the girl
>her room is just a mess with a bed a matress on the ground and woodpallets everywhere
>also completly dark so we have to use candles
>find out both these girls actually live with foster parents because parents lost custody
>idontgiveafuck.jpeg continue on our plan to get laid
>start making out with the white girl when i notice i need to piss
>go into the bathroom
>notice the whole bathtub is filled with trash
>finish, want to wash my hands but sink is filled with trash aswell
>room smells like death
>as i leave the room a fucking rat is on my shoe
>i should have left but was to drunk and horny
part 2/3

>>679793571
While at work gf said she was going to the lake with 'friends', was drinking eating crab legs, hanging put, etc. Ususlly came over to her house after work, she had a room mate so I'd call or just knock on her bedroom window. Around 3am, repeatedly call, no answer so I go over. Peek through and knock on bedroom door and see her scurry some guy out of her bed and then come to front door and call me.
'I was sleeping anon, roomie has friends over, there a bunch of people in the house, now isn't a good time.' I kiss her like nothing's happened and tiptoe my way into her room while we talk about her day. Do some foreplay and finger her standing up at the entrance to her bedroom so she has to either tell me to leave or bring me in.
We go inside her bed room and I manage a standing shocker while her face is smashed against het door. Anyone near the door could hear her cooing in pleasure and while I'm doing biting her nipples and trying to stretch her out we hear the front door slam and a truck rev up outside and speed off.
MissionAccomplished.
I pulled her down to the floor and go straight for her ass, she was more than ready for me at this point. I fucked her in the ass so angrily and much that after I came I sat her on her ankles and she shat out my cum and about 3 pounds of crab legs all over her carpets. While the smell welled up in the room I assumed there was shit on my dick bit I just wanted her to get literally the last drop of cum out of my dick so I stuffed in her mouth.
I pretended not to notice the shit and told her I'd ser what the deal was with the truck; (he was still revving his engine hoping to cock-block and gave gf come outside). I left and tried to eye fuck the truck guy; (I parked behind him).
I never came back.

>>679803576
>get into girls room again
>my friend is now making out with the white girl so i switch to the black hottie
>undress her and myself
>9/10 tits
> i am super confused because i am drunk, got no idea what to do because i am a virgin and the

whole situation is weird as fuck
>in the middle of it all her brother comes in
>now i am pretty certain we are gonne get beat up
>he just offers us a beer and asks for a lighter
>my friend is fucking the white girl on the bed
>i say fuck it and just go for it
>stick my dick in raw
>norisknofun,jpeg
>feels super nice although she isnt really that wet
>happy i lost my virginity
>fuck her for about 3 mins
>pull out and cum on her stomach
>make out whit her again a bit
>still super drunk and decide to go down on her
>lick her pussy as i get super tired
>about a minute later i pass out between her legs
>she doesnt try to wake me up and just lays to the side
>wake up about 8 in the morning
>the rest of our friends left the city without us
>have to pay about 80$ for train ticket
still laugh about it with my friend

>>679803583
Man, I could only read all that shit if it was in
>greentext form.

>>679793571
Less reddit more sexy times. this bitching killed my boner

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>>679793571
Sometimes if I get the chance, I sneak into girls toilet room and sniff on the lavatory brush, just imagining how much shit of so much girls must've been wipped of with this brush and then I jerk off into the girls toilet and leave. Did this like 3 times or so. If I see more opportunities, I'll do it more often of course.

>>679801749
You lost anyone by posting more than a few sentences without boobs or asses.

Save your asshat sjw rants for people who'll read it. Nobody cares fucktards.

>>679803583
wut and also woah

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>>679796666
nice satanic quads

>>679797004
top kek

>>679796471
>ked a 11yo mexi
greentext

>>679797431
You're supposed to post an image when using mfw ffs

>>679803729
Go back to your safe-space you coddled toddler; your mom has your lunch ready anyway.

>>679804181
Summer already? Fuck

>>679803729
When did /b become the new sjw movement? Pure faggotry.

>>679796429
did she poop in your mouth?

>>679793571

>first time doing this
>drive 2 hours away
>at night meet him at gas station
>we goto his house
>its dark
>get me drunk
>i shower
>he puts on gay porn
>i get dressed like a slut
>he starts eating out my ass
> i suck his cock
>he cums
>he brings me over to computer
>he has me suck his cock on web cam
>he suggests his friend comes over and double teams me
>things get weird
>he talks about his dead dad
>talks about serial killers
>i find my extra cloths in my bag have cum all over them
>he walks away for what seems like forever
>i slip out and never look back

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>be me, drunk beta with very low standards
>hit on fat chick at bar, for once things go well
>take her home, no condoms but fuck it I'm drunk as fuck who cares
>take off her underwear, smells like rotting fish, she apparently can't reach past the fat to clean or shave herself
>pussy lookin like a war zone
>fuck it, I've come this far
>fuck that shit balls deep with no condom, finish inside
>She goes to sleep in my bed almost immediately, and I get to work trying to make sure I don't catch one of the myriad of STDs she clearly has.
>long, hot shower where I scrub my cock until it feels raw, pissing like a fire hose to clean that shit out
>as I get out of the shower the smell hits me again and I puke in the toilet
>stumble back to room, pass out beside her and sleep like a baby
>wake up the next morning to find that she's used pretty much all the food in my fridge to make breakfast for us, 11/10 good food
>we eat and then she leaves
>I don't get infected with anything
>mfw the doctor tells me I'm clean

I had sex in an igloo.

shit that never happened: The Thread

>>679804489
Was it cold?

>>679793571
i fukt OPs mum last nite

>>679798015
holy shit continue!!

>>679798280
coz it's your mom

>>679803154
14 year old girl asked me to put a finger inside her 'gina
I was 6

>>679793571
Fucked a taken Asian chick in a long-distance off Craigslist. Bonus was that I lost my virginity to her. She wanted to come back for more but disappeared. I'll never forget.

>>679803058
What's that on her neck??

>>679804373
Any other stories?

>>679804854
Dermal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lue1p9X2P3o

>>679798015
we need more

>>679803869
ugh, the most believable post so far, to be unfortunately honest.

>>679793571
Not really that exciting, but still worth a share.
>Be me at age 12.
>Female friend age 14.
>Her parents have medical emergency, leave her alone.
>Calls me, "Come over to my house parents are gone for hours."
>Get over there.
>We fool around, have do so in the past.
>She says, "Wanna try sex?"
>Sure!
>She puts DVD in player so we can watch porn to see how to do it right.
>No condom in porn, so no condom on me.
>Put it in her for about... 30 seconds before blowing.
>She says, "Ok now you have to do it to my other spot (in the butt), like the movie."
>Rebound and do it in the ass.
>We both like it... a lot.
>End up doing it several times.
>Grow sexually together.
>Been married almost 10 years now, feel old as fuck.

>>679797566
>i slide up... and begin making out
>getting eaten out
>somewhat cums
yeah sure faggot, moan = cum

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Anyone wanna double team her with me

>>679798486
you lucky bastard

>>679793571
>be me
>be 16 in hs
>go out with a girl one of my friends told me goes to a certain hs, is my age and his gfs sister.
>end up getting bjs behind a park
>Fuck her
>one day she starts crying out of nowhere
>tells me she's actually 13
Took her virginity too.

>>679805357
Sure, why not.

>>679801749
2edgy4me

>>679804855
three more i can think of:

probably should of gotten more detailed on the first tbh

>>679805357
Looks like a fish sucking a dick

>>679805756
Yeah I think so. Tell stories

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>>679805739
>>679805824
She sucks balls well

>>679805357
what state ?

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>with GF and her best friend. GF is 6/10, best friend is butterface
>eat space cakes, everyone is high
>2 hours later kicks in, butterface goes upstairs
>10 mins pass, "wheres butterface?", GF goes upstairs to investigate
>10 more mins pass... where the fuck are they? Go upstairs to investigate
>GF and butterface in bed kissing, touchy feely under covers
>Jump in bed to join them, me and GF suck butterface's tits, huge nipples, both fingering her under the covers
>Butterface cums, rolls over, goes to sleep
>Me and GF stare at each other, worst threesome ever

>1 month later, Butterface starts telling mutual friends we raped her
>MFW

>>679805357
you do skype?

>>679805939
I'm game
Haven't had sex in almost over a year now.

>>679793571
>gf and i get high in a new apartment
>watching tv and gf gets horny
>she gets down and starts rubbing my dick from outside my shorts
>she starts asking if she looks hot
>i say yeah of course you do
>big ol doe eyes staring up at me giving me head
>she'd rest it on her lip as she whispers
>"i saw you looking at me uncle chris"
>boner gets really confused
>spend the rest of the night with her roleplaying as my 12 year old niece
>that roleplay has grown over the years so she's into being a jb these days

>>679805592
>I had a friend meet this 6.7/10 AT A FUCKING BAR, hooked up with her, they had a good time. Two weeks later arrested for CP on phone, computer, and personal camera. The chick was only 14. Used her sisters ID. He didn't go to jail, because of special circumstance(her illegally being in a bar), but he was sued civilly and lost. Ruined his life.

>>679793571
After my fiancee's parents split up I was helping her mum pack her shit up and we ended up fucking. After that convinced my fiancee her mum should stay with us for a bit so I could keep fucking her.

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>>679806044
>>679806017
No skype

>>679793571
One time i came home really late drunk and high on cocaine. My son was already asleep, and i came into his room and got into bed with him and started to undress him. This was pretty normal for me, so he just pretended to be asleep and let me do my thing.

After i was done fucking him, I cleaned myself up and wiped the cum off of his ass and then just sat on the edge of the bed. I thought that was weird since normally after i was done, I'd just go back to my room or lay down next to hom and fall asleep.

After a few minutes, i started crying. Not weeping quietly, but sobbing really loudly. He asked if i was okay, and i kept saying, "I hate myself, I fucking hate myself." Then i suddenly ran to the bathroom, threw up in the toilet, and fell asleep on the bathroom floor.

The next morning, i acted like nothing had happened. I don't know if i forgot, or was just too embarrassed to say anything.

>I think my kid posts pasta on 4chan

>>679806166
So if he hadn't had pictures of her on his phone and computer and stuff, and it was JUST the statutory rape, would he had gotten off scot free?

>>679806076
How young has she played?

>>679806347
>This was pretty normal for me,

please explain why that was normal

also how old were you and how old was son

>was 5 years old when my sitter decided to force me to get naked and suck his cock while he fondled with my tiny cock
>he used me as a cum slave for 4 years
>did lots of unimaginable things to me
>worst of it was i didnt even know what was happening to me to even think of telling on him
>repressed everything till i realized what had happened to me when i was about 12
>just ignored memories and tried moving forward
>got huge flashbacks that aroused me at 19
>now ive got a crazy fetish to be some kind of bottom cumslave to an older male dom

>>679806419
just at 12. i had told her the day before that it was weird how my cousin would "wrestle" me and eventually sit on my face as a victory. and at a family party, she said that she wanted to show me something in her room no the computer, but she forgot once we got there but insisted that i stayed. i'd look out the window and be like, whoa all the other kids are having fun, don't you wanna go out? but she's would just enjoy the private company.

honestly, i think she'll remember that shit when she grows up.

the gf also started rpg'ing my college classmates, that she knows has a crush on me. that led to a 8 month long threesome relationship.

>>679806354
I'm not 100% sure, but I think he would have been fine if he didn't have the images. I forgot to mention that, most of the images he had, she sent him without solicitation. At court his lawyer suggested that she was "sexually into ruing someones life" and that she "knew what she was doing." I feel bad for the guy, have tried to help him out, but it's almost a lost cause.

>>679806166
Shit son, I got pretty lucky man.

>>679797431
Mfw means my face when faggot

I was drugged and sucked off by the whore of Mystery Babylon.

>>679806872
Go home Reddit. You're drunk.

>>679806741
Coincidentally, or tragically however you want to look at it. This event took place about 8 years ago... She was involved in a drug and gun crime about 3 years ago. Gun involved, instant felony. Convicted, sent to prison. Made an enemy, and was literally rapped to death by bunk leg.

Probably when I got caught fucking this dudes girl in his own bed

>One of my best friends is married
>Fucked her twice
>Both said we wont do it again but I wager it might

>>679797511
Wear are the pics???

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I love watching my wife get fucked by black guys. We go out to bars and clubs and she picks up the hottest black guys she can. She grinds on them seduces them and makes out with them at the club. She tells them she's married but she'll fuck their brains out if I get to watch. She usually convinces them pretty easily. She's hot and gets what she wants. The other thing she does is go over to black strangers homes and fuck them. It's so hot when she comes home and tells me and shows me how she was fucked by a black stranger. Fulfills my fetish and fantasies in every way and I cum buckets to her slutty behavior. The craziest night we had a huge black guy do a breaking and entering rape fantasy. He tied me up. Ripped my wife's clothes off and slapped her around. Then he fucked the shit out of her. He made her cum 10 times in a row. I came just watching it all. Pic is with two different black guys she fucked.

>>679805878
>been talking with guy online
>going to meet at a forest preserve
>he comes picks me up
> i sneak out so roommates dont notice
>forget shoes...fuck it
>get in his car
>we chat a bit
>get to the forest
>walk about a mile or two in
>find a bench
>he sits
>tells me to get on my whore knees
>i start sucking
>omg this is amazing i never got this
>last experience wasnt the biggest cock
>this guy was hung
>i get into it
>nervous someone will see us
>nervous about being in middle of the woods with no shoes
>he starts getting rough
>slut , whore, ramming cock all the way down my throat
>fuck my face for a good 30 minutes
>he stands up
>gives me huge facial
>makes me lick up rest
>makes me wipe off cum from face and eat it
>make me call him daddy
>on the way back he tells me
>"next time youre dressing up like a whore and im going to reck that boi pussy untill you cant walk"
>drops me off at home
>roommate wakes up
>doesnt suspect a thing
>realize i have cum all over my shirt
>i run in bathroom and clean up

>>679807914
cuck

>>679808018
That's pretty hot. Got any pictures of you?

>>679808088
i think he knows that

>>679808088
Yeah. I'm a cuck. I love it tho. It doesn't hurt anyone. We're all consenting adults. It's what gets my wife off and me off. We fulfill our every sexual desire.

>>679808374
yeah i may like dressing up like a slut and getting fucked by guys, but i also like being an alpha and fucking my gf with my thick cock, id never let her fuck someone else

i just dont get that, to each his own if hes happy

i personally get off knowing i can submit like a slut and also fuck my gf untill she comes multiple times and begs for more untill she passes out from cumming

she also pegs me too

>>679808704
i agree, if it makes you happy i just couldnt do that

that and scat

>>679804420
is that fat shia lebouf

random question
Im 19 m and i woud love to fuck someone thats 14-15. Is that makes me pedophile?

>>679808724
It's just hot how wrong it is to see a huge black guy completely sexually satisfy my wife. The first time was hard but the whole experience is so hot to me that it's worth it now.

>>679809084
i dont think so, legally you shouldnt do it

but when you were 15 they were hot right?

why would that change, just dont touch them

>>679809031

i will just say yes, it looks just like him

>>679809238

consent would make a difference

its the sneaking and lies that i would hate

but still i cannot grasp wanting that unless i also got to fuck hot slut in front of her too

my gf doesnt like sharing we do everything extreme with each other though

>>679809441
Good point. Maybe I'll cuck her. Just always loved watching her get fucked tho. But I'm sure she'd be open to watching me fuck some sexy slut while she had to watch.

>>679796303
Fucking GameStop

>>679800431
>It was like a fairy tale but full of ass and tits
I love this place

>>679805335
what a nice story

>>679805335
sweet. Nice one mate. Just does to show underage doesn't fuck the kids up

>>679806347
Underrated post

>>679804181
>>679806872
It is getting really warm outside.

>>679807882
pics?

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>>679811003
newfags

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>>679798015
moar

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>17, senior in high school
>Had been dating gf for 4 years, she and I both want to fuck
>I convince my parents to let me miss school, college acceptances are out and AP is done with, so no harm done
>She drives over, with lubed condoms
>Less than half of my cock fits, so have pretty bad sex
>She sucks me off, and I give her a facial
>Leave condom box in a desk drawer
>The next day, I come home from school, brother is already home
>Super sheltered 7th grader then
>He has a balloon, which has a shine to it
>We don't have balloons
>Run upstairs to room
>Condoms on floor
>Brother yells: "Did you see the cool balloons in your drawer?"
>mfw

>>679807250
Savage