Ask away you faggots !!!
Does Monica secretly love me?
Am I destine to be a sissy?
I am a woman trapped in a man's body?
>>679761506
How about now 8-ball???
Will she be able to go on the trip?
I am a idiot?
should I move?
Is it really worth it?
Will i be destined to die alone with *xyz* cats?
does that piece of shit ever think of me anymore
Is my ex fucking someone?
should I get a PC?
>>679761506
Will I sleep with shamans step sister
>>679761506
Will I ever meet her?
Does he?
>>679761506
Will I get Alzheimer's disease
>>679761506
is op a faggot?
will I meet someone great when I move?
>>679761506
should I drop out
Is she remotely interested in me?
>>679761506
should I drop out 8ball
will I be famous in the future?
Will i talk to him
>>679761506
well 8ball im back, should I drop out
am I ever going to be rich
Am I going to get caught?
>>679765011
Oh...oh God no...
>>679761506
does life get better?
Can she just get put of my head already?
Will violette and I get married?
Let's see
Will I fuck Angela ?
Will i befriend him
will I ever have a sibling?
Will violette and I date?
>>679765127
will I pass calc this semester?
is there life after death?
Should I kill myself on prom night?
am I going to be able to travel by next year?
Is she really pregnant?
Should I ask her out?
Will I lucid dream tonight?
Does he really like me?
Should I eat more acid? In a while of course
will I meet the person I'm meant to be with?
Will she want to have a long talk this week?
Should I fap
>>679765339
It's a stupid 1 in 10 chance. Don't do it anon there's so much more to experience. To be honest you're a dumb as fuck kid and you will feel so stupid in a few years for this. I feel so stupid now for having suicidal thoughts, and I got through it fine
>>679761506
should I jack off before bed
>>679765612
We'll see who's right you dumb ball
Should I jerk it or binge Breaking bad...again.
is my life worth it?
Should I tell her that I love her?
Is Noah getting Dicked by a bunch of Canadian gayboi faggots?
>>679765837
is anon a faggot
reroll
will i accomplish myself in my life and career?
Should I tell her that I'm in love with her?
>>679766006
How about now
zero again?? the conch has spoken.
will i find a gf any time soon?
>>679766096
Fuck u then
>>679765339
if you're looking for a sign not to do it this is it please don't fucking kill yourself faggot
Will her and I ever he close again?
>>679765963
yes, it is
will i get dubs
>>679766309
lying little fucker
will I ever get to meet him?
Will I do anything sexual with ulysses?
>>679761506
Should I ask the girl out from 6th period?
Should I ask her out?
should I ask Brittney out?
>>679766394
Better not let me down magic 8-ball.
am I gonna get cancer or some shit?
does my dick smell
Are the jews planning another 9-11?
Will I always be a NEET?
Would I take 8 dicks in the ass for 1 hour for 5 mil?
>>679761506
Am I just going to stay a neet this year?
>>679761506
will i ever b happy?
>>679766144
Haha you want me to be a faggot for telling a dude not to off himself? Kindly off yourself
>>679766843
re roll
Will I FC AOT today?
Will I fug grill named Shay
Will I FC arrival of tears today?
Are you real?
Are you really really real?
Are you really really really really really real?
>>679766890
Is this nigger new?
>>679767205
Oh. Kay. Later.
>>679766890
Confirmed newfag
am I a nigger in the inside?
Will I get rich?
>>679767681
Thats a big pill to swallow
>>679761506
Oh magic OP ball, am I a faggot?
>>679761506
Am i going to die ever
>>679768045
Are your sources always right
Is this me
Will I fuck Anabel?
>>679768173
Reroll
Does charlotte like me?
>>679761506
DONALD TRUMP 2016
Should I become a sissy
bernie sanders for president
>>679761506
Will she come back to me
>>679767209
Been here longer than both you fucks. Have a heart you 13 year old jizz rags
>>679767596
Am I a alpha?
>>679768745
fuck off normie
>>679761506
Am I being fucked with?
>>679769377
Damn, really though?
>>679769499
>>679769377
dub dubz
>>679761506
will i ever get laid
>>679769499
Damn son quit while your ahead
>>679769499
rly?
>wew laddy
this is now a get thread
>>679769622
OK whatever, 8ball.
Will she ever like me
>>679769622
wait wtf
>>679761506
Will I ever get to taste *his* salty balls?
>>679769767
Yeah idk but I guess I'm being fucked with
>>679761506
But am I really being fucked with?
>serious time
Am i moots child
Is she into me?
Am I gay?
will I graduate on 2017?
Will we meet soon?
>>679770907
will we have sex?
>>679761506
Will niggers ever go extinct?
Will I ever meet them irl?
>>679769191
Hurr durr good one cool guy
Will my friend get with Jessica?
>>679770992
Very doubtful, they breed like rabbits and always manage to live off of others effort
>>679761506
Is OP fag ?
>>679771326
OP is always fag
>>679761506
does a buzz cut look good on me?
Do I even bother with m?
am i a faggot
>>679771199
>>679771399
Two 99 dubs in a row go me
I'm I gonna fail this semester?
>>679761506
Will America elect Donald Trump and restore faith in humanity?
>>679761506
should i ask Jess out?
>>679771471
Bother melissa until she fucks you
>>679761506
Will i make money off this new coke hook up?
>>679771628
I heard it's cut to shit
>>679761506
Am I going to regret this?
will we have sex soon?
>>679771628
Is this coke super shitty? Is it just research chems?
>>679771806
Am I going to regret moving forward with this situation?
Will i die this year?
>>679771893
It's hella shitty huh?
>>679771907
Go out in a cool way
Will I get lucky with beck at gtm?
Will I get lucky with becks cousin or friends at gtm?
Will she?
is this girl THE ONE??
>>679761506
Will I get into U of M?
Should I start going /out/?
will i fuck within the next 30 days
I'm I deluding myself with fantasies of love?
Does Teresa like me?
Can i pee please
>>679773322
TRIPLE DUBS CHECKED
Do I have AvPD?
Is it gay to masterbate to Trap porn?
>>679773777
Truth has been told
>Trips
Is she really cockblocking me?
I'm u going to overcome myself into action and ask her to go out with me?
Am i going to overcome myself into action and ask her to go out with me?
should i send her proof that i used to live in new york?
>>679761506
Did I fail my calculus test?
>>679774823
reroll
Does she like me
Will I pass the ushs test 1first try?
>>679761506
Will i get laied on a trip to spain?
>>679761506
Is reality as I know it just an illusion?
Will I sex with a guy on sb?
should I wake up at 10am
>>679775493
reroll
>>679761506
Will we ever get back together?
Do I fuck my ass?
Will I ever become Global in the next few months?
Will I get some MA before summer break?
>>679775444
Dam. Will killing myself/my death break the illusion?
>>679775563
Ok... will we ever get back together?
>>679775659
But does death lead to a new unknown illusion?
>>679775659
Will my conscience live on after death?
Should I just fucking kill myself already and stream it for these nice folks?
>>679775760
Well fuck you
Will I pass the test may 2nd?
>>679775800
Time for death then?
>>679761506
Will my dick ever get hard
>>679775841
Yeah I'm gonna need a definite answer for something this big. Let's go again. SHOULD I KILL MYSELF AND STREAM IT FOR THESE NICE FOLKS?!
did i just pocket enough money to start a sole proprietorship with a website so i can sell my sports betting picks? (crushed it tonight, fuck you clueless faggots)
>>679775915
Is death better than life?
Does c wanna fuck
>>679776015
REALLY?! OK gimme a definite answer or I go to bed: SHOULD I KILL MYSELF AND STREAM IT FOR THESE NICE FOLKS?!
>>679775825
Aw. So this is it then. I wish I could ask more complicated questions. Thank for your time, mr ball.
>>679776049
Does this life matter at all?
>>679776185
Will anybody remember this life after its over?
If i get fit,will we try one more time?
>>679776289
Probably final question. Should I be careful in this life?
Is T.C. open to the idea of me?
Is No-Nose the true king of /b?
>>679776149
Well, unfortunately, I misread and got a 5 beforehand which means "my sources say no." So I am NOT going to stream killing myself. Sorry you sociopaths...
Is she pregnant?
>>679776490
So... Does that mean she is?
Well shit
If i get fit, will we try again?
just trying to make me feel confident?
Will the next statement be true?
>>679776382
Actually another, should I accept my slave girls allegiance?
Will I get a GF this year?
>>679776603
The suspense is killing me
>>679761506
Will I ever get to bang the bootylicious girl of my dreams?
>>679776641
Thanks Mr. Magic, satan may be fooling be but fuck it I'm on his side now I guess. Here I come world!
>>679776707
You're fucking kidding me
should i sleep with a shemale?
Will I like existence in the end?
Will i get laid by next month
Will i live to see 20
Is she interested?
Will tomorrow go smoothly?
Will I be with my soul mate?
Are all of the waitresses at my job really hitting on me?
Will it get messy?
Does more than one person want to fuck me?
>>679777246
Same question
>>679777407
More than 10?
>>679777468
As expected lmfao
>>679777441
That's what I figured, thanks mr 8 ball
Will I ever have a FMF 3way?
Am I being monitored by anyone/thing other than myself?
Will I have a 3some?
Am I a god?
Am i good enough?
>>679777873
I am a God, correct?
>>679777885
Admit it, You can do better
>>679761506
Are my memes dank enough?
>>679777963
I'M A FUCKING GOD?!