>>679695469

Atleast u moved out anon

Happy birthday you faggot.Hope they will call you.

>>679695469
happy birthday anon

Happy birthday anon. Things are gonna get better for sure.

>>679695469
Happy Birthday
Even thou we may never meet, I wish you all of the best things in life

>>679696310
I fucking hate when people say this.

Same birthday as my gf, cheers dude.

>>679695469
Happy birthday /b/rochacho. If it makes you feel better, I haven't had sex in almost 2 years and I'm being blown off tonight for a prom-themed house party. Every single one of my friends are invited except myself. Cheers

Happy B-Day dude

Happy birthday anon

>>679695469
I'm 21 years old I tried to kill my self twice first time pills woke up in hospital, second time wrist cut woke up in hospital this time my parents new so they kicked me out and now I live in a shitty flat the only reason I have internet is becuase I am close to a McDonalds I can't get a job because I am retarded and have to resort to selling weed.

My parents officialy disowned me last week and cut off all contact, even my saving account I had made as a child they have taken from me.

The last thing my Dad said was "I'm glad we had 3 kids, I still have hope in 2 now leave.".

Ah shit, That fuckin sucks OP, Im not going to say 'Shit will get better' or any other bollocks like that, because you and i know it rarely does (I suffer from depression too).

Happy birthday though mate, Do something special for yourself, order some nice food and get drunk or some shit, Sorry you couldn't have had a better day mate.

>>679696752
Crash the party anon

>>679696674
>Fuck op like your gf.

Happy birthday anon

Happy birthday faggot

Happy birthday Anon. /b/ will always be here for you.

>>679695469
birthdays suck anyway

>>679696752
>"friends"
They do not give a fuck about you anon, always remember that.

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>>679695469
yo anon, i've been there. what's your job?

Happy birthday, lots of love

>>679695469
>work-home cycle
Well, unless you work from home like me, so then it's a home-home cycle

>>679695469
Give us your number and we could call you and wish you a happy B-day

>>679695469
I'm sending a birthday hug to you

>>679695469
>I moved away 2 years ago
> spent my birthday alone today
your birthday means that you're getting closer to your death
It is not a thing to write a book about.
Now get to work and be productive ,because its a another meaningless day

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>>679695469
Honestly Birthdays were the worst dayys for me
but I know one day I'll be sipping champange when im thirstayy. Fuck birthdays it's only the day you came out of the womb who the fuck cares honestly.
Each of my Bdays were pretty bad so I don't give a fuck anymore and you should do the same. At least you have some good memories that's the only thing that keeps me going the fact that I may experience things as good as the things when I was younger.

>>679695469

Quit porn. It will change your life

>>679695469
happy birthday anon

LOL you are all pathetic. I have and have always had my shit together, packed neatly and tightly in a small locked chest. I know for a fact that I've had at least 3 times more pussy than you. I can bench 280 lbs, and squat 550 AND I'm a pro at jiu jitsu, if you dont believe me just meet me in the octagon. I'd beat you all to a pulp then drink you like oj. And my dick is, well lets just say im the reason your girl has a loose pussy. I wreck a pussy in one fucking and I discard the leftover meat and go find the next girl. But on second thought none of you would have a chance with any of the girls I've plowed. 10s only fuck 10s that's why. Also I'm juggling more friendships than noodles in your soup because I'm honestly hilarious. Oh, and people laugh with me, not at me like you pathetic losers. Also how many unread txt messages are on your phone rn? Mine has 36 just from the past few hours. I don't have to reply because I couldn't do anything to lose a friend. That's right, I'm just that likable. Oh, and did I mention I've taken multiple intelligence tests and am a certifiable genius. Like do you even know how electromagnetism really works LOL? Ya didn't think so you autismo. So please don't respond, hell don't even read this comment you swine, because you just don't have what it takes to even comprehend how dope I am. peace out

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Happy birthday anon, I wish you all the best.

>>679695469
Don't give up OP, best wishes!!! We are here for you

>>679695469
Cheers to you, anon

>>679697604
>I know for a fact that I've had at least 3 times more pussy than you.

0x3=0, you magnificent faggot.

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>>679696914
I was expecting more advice along the lines of "burn the house down after barring the windows and doors", but I'm considering it lol

>>679697049
Thank you /b/rother, today is one of those rare moments that you'll always remember because it made you feel so shitty, probably like OP. People really are selfish as fuck and there is no changing it

Here you go
http://www.simplepickup.com/

>>679695469
I only have one true friend whom I've kept up with since 7th grade. We're now 23, and see each other a few times a year. He's the only friend I have, and I am a full time student at a university with ~50k students. I am married though, and if it wasn't for my wife I'd probably be a lot worse.

Bottom line, I used to care about friends and I actually would get depressed at the fact I didn't have any. Now I don't give a fuck. I skip most classes to avoid contact with others, and spend all of my time pursuing my academic interests to land a good job, playing video games, watching anime and cycling--all with my wife.

Get yourself a woman. Easier said than done, I know--I met my wife as a freshman in high school so that was easy.

>>679695469
Happy birthday anon.

Get a hobby that gets you socialising. For me it was MMA when I moved. It gave Me a good diverse friend group, yet with one thing in common.

>>679695469
Happy birthday bro,

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>>679697432
>>679695469


I listen to these when I'm down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogvlB2SP4k


Sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMR5-E9E06Y


Yeah man just live your life and experience everything don't leave anything out.

Hope and Peace to you my friend I was

gg

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>>679695469
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!

You're invited to my pizza party. Cheese only, though.

>>679696914
Nah, don't be an asshole about it, nothing good comes from that.

Rather just text the closest of the "friends" at the party, and explain that anon thought he was part of the friend group, but if they don't like anon they don't need to pretend anymore.

Anon gotta find some new friends anyway though

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>>679697830
fucking hell

>>679697882
So why aren't you invited? be honest

>>679695469
so? ive never celebrated birthday and never got proper gifts and never complained.

Once you're in your 20ies you'll learn about the real life. Some people settle for good enough, get a regular job and do the same fucking thing til they die, some have more ambition and actually put effort into doing something they like for a living. Either way it's not gonna be pretty and you'll have to suck a lot of dicks to get places if you so decide.

Its all dirty and fucked, thats why we have drugs and music. I'd rather die young and have fun than rot for 80 years and kiss my life goodbye.

Happy birthday man, I wish that you find the right way to a happy life.

Happy Birthday Anon !!

happy birthday man i have birthday too i turned 18

>>679695469
Happy birthday, OP!

>>679695469
Yes, get over it fag

>>679697925
so your wife is basically your best friend?Congrats, anon. that's the best-case-scenario for me

>>679696310
Not true

>>679698024
My jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

If you're not happy, stop living that way. You have nothing holding you back besides yourself. Get in you car and just start driving, go say hi to people, learn an art, don't squander your youth living like a zombie.

If you don't have a car, hitchhike. Go somewhere you've always wanted to go. When you run out of money, beg.

>>679695469
Happy Bday Anon

Happy Birthday OP

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>>679695469
[one] 34 rule from Vivec =)

Happy birthday faggot, now kill yourself

>>679698351
Congrats anon, best wishes!!

>>679695469
happy birthday

>>679698264
>If your life sucks you should turn to drugs

really fucking bad advice

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>>679695469

Why did you move out 2 years ago? Is that why your parents didn't at least send you a card

>also happy birthday, fagget

>>679698503
FaggGGGGGOT

kys

>>679696846
Holy fucking shit man. If this is true then I'm sorry for you

>>679698776
Yes. That's why I'm on /b/

>>679695469
Happy birthday anon

happy b-day anon.

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>>679695469
happy birthday anon

>>679697432
>Honestly Birthdays were the worst dayys for me
>but I know one day I'll be sipping champange when im thirstayy


Biggie

>>679698508
http://www.theonion.com/article/carpe-diem-says-man-who-spent-previous-day-masturb-2532

>>679698748
it wasn't an advice, just what I think of it all. You took it as such.

I would never encourage the use of drugs but I know they made me better, I'll propably feel it later down the line but for now it's fine.

>>679695469


As Much As You Can The Canon
Print
And if you can’t shape your life the way you want,
at least try as much as you can
not to degrade it
by too much contact with the world,
by too much activity and talk.

Try not to degrade it by dragging it along,
taking it around and exposing it so often
to the daily silliness
of social events and parties,
until it comes to seem a boring hanger-on.

Cavafis

>>679696846
Make as much money selling that dank weed m8 then expand and grow a fuckton of weed then show those cunts that their "sons" wont even be able to give them the life you will be able to give them but u wont becouse fuck them, what do you think about it?

we're the only family you have? wow, you should prob an hero

>>679697451
This, and wippets

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>>679695469
Welcome to adult hood faggot,
Also happy birthday, have some god-tier
tits

>>679699221
I hitchhiked, hopped twins, and drive around this country for six years of my life and it made me the person I am today. I'm now in my thirties, own my house, and have two kids and a beautiful wife.

You have to find yourself before you can be happy, and you can't do that being a robot.

Mfw my boyfriend is starting to slowly lose interest in me and hes all i got left. Soon i will be left all alone by myself again. Only this time i dont think i can handle it. Ive reached rock bottom and climbed up too many times. Im tired and will remain on the bottom til i die.

>>679699722
Hopped trains, I meant, not twins as cool as that would be

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hey man happy birthday!!
cheer up, we will celebrate it for you after all, b is like a second family to alot of people
a broken family that has a sick twisted sense of humor but when it comes down to it we are there for each other.
happy belated birthday and i will post some feels music below incase you guys want to feel sad :p
Feels music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gSh7_P1saM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuIo8dtYyDM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFJVwr1YYA

enjoy and cheer up, its still your birthday week after all <3

Happy birthday OP. Hope shit gets better man.

>>679699845
Give your snapchat and i will send you cool stuff

>>679695469

Happy birthday!

>>679697830
Fucking hell mate
Top kek

>>679695469
Happy Birthday from Germany Anon

>>679695469
fight goddammit man it is just a test and it's not easy stick to it do it dont give up only matter in life is to continue CONTINUE LIFE IS A BRAWL your every victory even the smallest one is going to have big impact in your later life. i feel ya i feeeeel yaaaa

>>679700020
Don't have one. :( i got kik though.

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>>679695469
Happy Birthday anon don't give a shit about others

Happy birthday anon. You should get a hobby

>>679698836
Yup true.
>>679699447
I'm under watch by greater manchester police I expect to live the next 10 years of my life in prison.

>>679700000

>>679695469
Happy birthday faggot.
Shit gets better. Keep at it.

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this really gets me in the feels everytime i read it
sounds like a great guy
>comfy gaming story

>>679695469
just adulthood, there are no cereal comercial families anymore

>>679700285
how do you grow up to be rich when still in college

Don't be sad, things will get better hopefully, i mean. You don't really expect to be alone forever lol?

>>679695469
Happy birthday anon! I think everyone gets one birthday like that. Now you have a year to become a guy who won't be alone next birthday.

>>679700020
You sure are a thirsty faggot mate.

Happy birthday OP....mine was also today and nobody even cared. So you are not alone!

>>679698748
Yeah reallly bad advice op jus kys

>>679700252
Damn bro you live in Manchester or around the area? I live just 1 mile out of manchester, good luck with the money situation. Try to go for any job you can get no matter how degrading it may be, I was toilet cleaner in an office block for a few years cleaning shit off stalls on fridays nights, the only thing worse than that is having no money at all.

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>>679700518
>>679700599

>>679700599
The artist did such a great job matching the handwriting, I wonder why he moved the dash.

>>679700140
Kik is cool

>>679700285
damn

>>679698210
I tried to date the house party host, but she chose a chad bro over me. I mean that's fine and all, but I'm not gonna be friends with you if I can't keep my dick in my pants. Naturally, we've had tension between us and I've never let her get past hello with me after that. Hurr I'm a brooding faggot, fine, but people are faggots for staying friends with a girl they're interested in hoping they will come around in the long run.

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>>679700428
Similar thing happened to me.
>be me a few years ago
>meet girl from sweden online
>we talked everyday and got pretty close
>couldnt imagine a day without her, we talked 6 hours a day
>confess love to her even if it was just online
>she doesnt feel comfortable due to abusive and controling parents
>tells me she cant take it anymore
>never thought she would do it
>not sure if she did
>one day shes not on
>oh ok no big deal
>a few days later
>a week later
>month later
>a whole year passes
>mfw 3 years have passed now
I gotta believe she is still out there and alive.

>>679695469
Uh, want back to the future: the game OP? I heard the story is pretty good

Fuck off op go drink bleech

>>679700653
I think they meant he was from a rich family and became popular.

>>679701237
Lemonstealingwhore69

>>679701297
That was me anon i was catfishing you

>>679697451
And fapping? Will i feel better if i stop fapping and porn?

>>679700252
No that wouldn't be good would it?
You have to make a goal mate, you have to show those ungrateful bastards that you can become a succesfull bussines man (or drug dealer, what do I know mate).

>>679701571
Shut the fuck up.

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>>679701297
even if they're not out there, their kindness stays with us and its like a little piece of them is still in our hearts

>>679701141
I've worked as a cleaner, warehouses, admin in office, litter picker, etc. I always get fired because I'm fucked, shit man my arms are cut to fuck.

I got a fucking van out my flat 24/7 roomate is only keeping me in because he knows I'm gunna be nicked soon.

I've been arressted twice first I got off lack of evidence second I did 6 months strangeways now I;m looking at reapeaded felon and mass distribution of class b drug. I am fucked.

>>679701668
Im not joking anon

>>679696310
For sure? Haha fuck off

Fuck being good. Why is anyone a decent person in this world?

>Only the self-aware feel guilt
>The trusting feel betrayal
>The careful feel disappointment
>The empathetic feel true pain
>The lovers feel true loneliness
>The wholesome feel empty
>Those who try feel disappointment

Whats the incentive to keep trying, caring, or feeling anything at all?

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yeah man, thats pretty much it. if you limit your perspective to objectivity then yes. enrich your spiritual life. and go find something to be a part of. life will reveal itself to you to be much more.

stupid faggot.

Honestly im really tired of always being in the feels threads. I leave 4chan for a while and things are looking up but they always end up getting bad until im eventually miserable again and back on here. I just want it to stop.

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>>679695469

It changes.

>>679701271
Lol thought you would come with some faggy explanation, you're course of action is pretty legit though.

Talking from experience from when I was younger, there's nothing worse than having to be friends with a girls who doesn't reciprocate your feelings, since the best way to move on is to simply stop seeing each other.

Only a selfish bitch would expect you to still be friends after rejecting you, not caring about you moving on

Don't crash the party though, that's only going to damage your relationship with the rest of your friends at the party.

>>679701561
Is that from that porn video?

>>679702209
Yeah.

>>679701571
Catfishman m8

>>679695469
Happy birthday anon

>>679702076
Ha faggot my obly problem tihjt now is i have mot slept in about 24 hours and i have to pull a 12 tonight im doing well faggot and you are doing shitty feel bad faggot

>>679695469
Gutted

>>679701738
join the army

>>679702428
Go back to your fucking country

>>679696752
That sucks ass

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>>679702545
I am an american shit for brains

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>>679695469
i used to fuck OPs mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

No use looking out, it's within that brings that lonely feeling.

>>679702675
At least try to spell correctly then.

>>679702537
Not the same anon, but unlikely to happen with criminal record and mental health issues, they just look at you like a big mistake waiting to happen.

>>679700919
Happy Birthday Anon

We born alone, and we die alone. Construct your happiness day by day. Step by step. Work hard.

>>679701297
fuck man

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>>679702076
Life is full of up's and down's anon.
To truly know to how is it to be happy you have to be sad once in a while mate.

>>679695469
quit crying, fuck people, they just make you crazy.
quit associating your worth with other people, they arent the same thing.

>>679702983
Did you not read i have not slept in 24 hours

>>679703253
Im just tired of being sad 90% of the time.

>>679703173T
Alright. Will do.

>>679702428
Either you are drunk, trolling or fucking sleepy mate, get your shit together.

>>679703385
I could barely fucking read at all.

whats the big deal? i mean you put yourself in this situation. are you posting because you feel soory for yourself and expect others to? you honestly sound like an underage ban or copypasta.

how bout you use these negative feels as motivation to better your current situation. get out of your comfort zone. take some risks. meet some people and learn to function like a normal human being. stop allowing other people to control your emotions.

happy birthday faggot

>>679697830
AT LEAST 3 times more pussy. thats 3x+y you dumb nigger shit. learn basic algebra before you speak to me again

>>679696310
Bs, don't lie when u don't have to. It doesn't. Happy b day op

>>679698089
u dont know math u literal retard

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>>679695469
happy bday bro

>>679695469
Happy birthday annon
You have reached the pinnacle of adulthood, now things will roll downhill from now on.

>>679703562

>3x + y
3(0) + 0

>>679703426
Mate, I have a diagnosed depression, and you know what do I do? I laugh at this shit mate, I try to laugh at the problems you know?
Its like spitting on the face of death... sorth of

I failed my major twice. in a row.

>>679702993
The foreign legion then. Who knows, he might actually pass their health tests.

>>679703868
>Its like spitting on the face of death... sorth of
wut

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>>679700325
Why

>>679703562
Haha retard

>>679695469

My parents have forgotten mine even thought I live with them... Stop crying you little pussy. I also forget theirs and don't really care. Actually stopped celebrating my birthdays since I was 10.

>>679700084
>>679697830
>>679698089
I feel bad that you have such poor reading comprehension and basic algebraic skills. I said at least 3 time more pussy than you. That was being fair considering that, statistically some of you people to get puss. Of course none of you do, considering you took humor in the pity you feel for yourself because no girl wants you. Anyways I said at least 3 times as many girls. x(the amount of pussy I drown in)>3y(the pussy you'll never have). Very sad.

>>679703308
Well humans are social animals, so if you don't have any friends to be social with, then of course you're going to be depressed.

Non-human animals which are deprived of socializing becomes crazy too you know, there's no way around it unless you're actually a sociopath

>>679704040
Yeah mate, you laugh at what tries you bring down.

If anyone need to talk about their feelings or just share memes or something.
Kik: Thatanoncalled.j

>>679703920
sounds expensive

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>>679703616
Apparantly you don't know English or Math, faggot.

>>679704436
I'll back up your point,
>>679703308
Look up Harry Harlows testing on Rhesus Monkeys in the 50's/60's, testing isolation limits on 'social' animals.

>>679704376
Still based on your post neither you get pussy so get rekt mate.

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Here is my penis

>>679703845
>>679704135
X=amount of puss i pound
Y=amount of puss u get(which is 0 for u two)
X is at the very least 3 times Y. if Y is zero(the case for you) then x>0
but can be as high as infinity. HA i win times infinity u can now suck on my bun hole. i will permit it

You know what .
Happy Birthday dude.

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>>679695469
happy birthday anon

>>679705145

troll confirmed

>>679704878
I know I get at least 3 times as much puss as you. maybe more? who know? didnt specify in my post. considering that incoherent response i'd say you are on the autism spectrum. So you don't get much puss if any. I feel bad for you anon, really. You can sit on your hand til its numb. also there are many fine young woman on backpage if you have the $$. Youll get thru it pal

I'll open a beer for ya

>>679705562
Then you get no pussy at all too.
You sure are a tryhard troll mate.

>>679703308
Tbh, people are both the reason I'm keeping myself alive still and the reason I want to kill myself.

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>>679695469
Happy birthday anon!

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Happy Birthday fam

>>679705985
Are you not diagnosed? It's the first step y'know. theres tests online u can take if u wanna learn more. Oh and i don't have to try hard. I'm just naturally able to form complex sentences that I rattle off in seconds because my great dexterity allows me to type ~90 words a minute.

Happy Birthday! Today is also my Birthday :')

>>679706017
I smell BS. As for me I simply donbt have the balls to take 5 pills of aspirin, hot bath and go down the road with razor. Im very sure that its the same with others.

that sucks mate, anyway happy birthday

Happy bday fam. Grab a drink for me.

>>679706017
That's probably because you try to keep contact with people you don't enjoy to be with. Ditch everyone you don't like to be around. It's going to help you in the long run by a lot.

>>679706649
Since you seem the be the ultimate inteligent life-form im just gonna reply with an inmature post saying that you have a small dick and calling you a faggot.
>small dick faggot :^) .

>>679705143
You don't need a normal sized penis to have friends, so get some friends.
You don't need a normal sized penis to have sex, make some money and pay for it.

Finding a gf with a micro-dick is gonna be tough though. If you can't manage to find one the conventional way, well, make some money, travel to Thailand or the Philippines and find a wife there when you're ready. They will love you all the same despite your dick size.

>>679695469
Happy birthday anon :)

>>679707353
Cant tell if sarcasm or not.

Sorry to hear that Anon, hope it gets better.

Fuck quit being such a fag I've had family and friends forget my birthday when I was still a child. I didn't contemplate being a pussy faggot and killing myself. I maned up and did what ever I wanted that day without a care. I also learned don't depend on others to make you happy, you're the only one who can do that for yourself. Fuckin Manley POS get it together and pull that concave dick out your new vagina.

>>679700385
This one always gets me...

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>be me single 20yo
>failed my year of studies last year, currently doing it again
>all my friends got it and are in 3rd year studies while i'm still at the 2nd
>they are all together while i'm alone at university with bunch of faggots
>slowly see them less and less
>most of them are currently outside at a party
>i'm on /b/ listening some shit tier and alone

>>679696846

Your parents are fucking shit, man.

What you do is sell all of the weed, earn all of the money, then get your life on track, become rich and successful, then take a picture of yourself in your kickass mansion with bags of money and caption it with "Glad you faggots are out of my life".

>>679700385
god why did this hit me so hard

>>679707310
Which doesn't offend me. The key to a proper insult is saying something that will be emotionally grounded by the recipient of said insult. Like idk, anon u are just too sexy and cool. I'm offended by that because I'm also really creative and feel objectified.

>>679707484
Well you gotta play the hand you're dealt

can we get some live femanon tits in here for OP?

>>679708138
You took your time for 90 Word per minute mate.

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>>679695469
happy birthday man, hang in there. i am super depressed too; girlfriend broke up with me and friends are blowing me off. feels bad man.

>>679700919
Happy birthday tooyou too mate, only a few more left

>>679708482
LOL, mate. I'm juggling this thread along with multiple others. But that's just to occupy part of my brain while I also cycle through reading my calc 3 book(although i just have to skim because knowledge comes easy to me) and writing a report on the Higgs Boson.

>>679709445
>self proclaiming to be this "smart" on 4chan
Mate you sure are trying to look cool dont you?

>>679697192
That's not a cycle

>>679709952
Don't have to try, just stating facts. such as, the fact that you say that clearly means you are impressed. Now I know you are clicking the refresh button every few seconds at this point, waiting for a reply. Even with your mental capacity you should formulate a response in ~4 minutes but how about this time you just don't. I'd hate to have to defile your skewed logic once again.

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>>679711085
lmao xD xD what are you guys arguing about on the internet ? Come on...

>>679709952
"Mate you sure are trying to look cool dont you?"
how an autist types

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>>679695469
Happy birthday

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I'm uncomfortable around men. I get anxious around all people but especially taller and stronger men are intimidating even when they're friendly. I'm postponing contact to extreme. This causes trouble at work. The work I like a lot and was hard to handle.

I also haven't had sex since june last year because I'm isolating myself more and more and I feel I'm shit I wouldn't want anyone to have to stand.

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>>679695469
happy birthday.

>>679695469
Happy birthday anon <3

>>679712208
he keeps taking my bait

It's my daughters 9th birthday today and I haven't seen her in a few weeks. I wish I had her here right now but she is with her mom. Happy birthday anon.

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>>679695469
hey man, happy birthday, sometimes life just is this way, it's your day so focus on something you like

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>>679695469
Happy birthday anon.

>>679713033
so you got a condition, you getting any help for it?

>>679713565
I hope you have her at least a weekend once a month. If you do you should celebrate her birthday next time you have her.

>>679695469
Happy Birthday anon

>>679695469
How old are you?

>>679697604
Lmao
If this isn't already pasta, it surely is future pasta.

>>679698758
Sauce????

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>>679695469
Happy Birthday Anon!!

>>679695469
Get a hobby, make something anything. I do music. Gives you meaning. Happy Birthday

>>679696846
Maybe move up to harder drugs
I'd pull a "Into the Wild"

>>679715054
help the cause. copy and post it when people are whining about sucking ass at life

happy birthday man B is all you need

you're still a faggot tho :)

>>679714557
Not really, can't afford it and the therapists I went to couldn't help.

>>679695469
happ de birf. I'd suggest just getting out of the house is your spare time, pick up a hobby, and adopt a pet. They will all make you feel better, and you might me someone you wanna be with through these actions. Just don't an hero.

>>679696674
Same as my dad

>>679695469
start living selfishly, then eventually the parasites will come if that's what you want. Congrats btw

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More feels

Happy Birthday OP

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>>679695469
just had a shit feels argument w dad.
Happy birthday bud.

>>679695469
when you are an adult your birthday no longer matters to anyone else. grow a fucking pair.

>>679696846
i would talk to the bank if that account was in your name then they cant touch it. filing fraud charges just to fuck with them might be a laugh

>>679695469


OP, Happy birthday. I havent read the thread, took late for me to catchup but I'm more or less in the same work-home cycle, no friends or anything I literally dont go anywhere except work and home.

I have found a video game and have gotten more or less addicted and I dont really feel lonely anymore I just login and become immersed and I have a lot of friends on there. It sounds pathetic but idc, I'm going to live as a ghost for a couple more years til I can buy a rundown house and flip it for myself. And I'm gonna find a better job as soon as my criminal record gets expunged and I get my license back (DUI)


The game I'm playing btw is Eve Online if you wanna check it out

Happy birthday OP!

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happy birthday anon

>>679697604
this faggot here takes it up the bunghole, then nuzzles into the leather daddy's taint afterwards.

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>>679696846
>the only reasons I have internet is because I live close to a McDonalds
I'm sorry anon I kek'd so hard to that

Hey its my birthday today too!
Happy birthday man

DUDE TODAY ITS ALSO MY BIRTHAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN, I spent my day alone too, dw, have a good day

>>679695469
happy birthday anon, start going to gym or something

>>679699124
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZom_gVfuw

>>679703562

at least 3 times more pussy than y

x*y, where x >= 3, i'll even throw in x belongs to rational numbers since you probably fantasize fucking traps

y = 0
x*y = 0, where x >= 3