>>679654038
>Crush all the pills and swallow all of them at once. Don't do it one by one. You'll pass out before you have taken enough.

>>679654232
> bismuth.gif

Dont marry the first girl you have sex with.

>>679654725
Who in their right mind would do that ???

>>679654842
the same type of person who would take life advice from /b/

If American, take four years of a language in high school. This smooths those college requirements.

Why ? And which language?

>>679655953
For :
>>679655578

I'm 23 now, on and off with girls. When's the best age to get married ? Or should I even get married at all ?

>>679656376
When youre at least 30 .

Don't sacrifice your health for a career (or money).

>>679656376
when you find someone you want to settle down with, after 3-4 years you can pop the question, no point doing it before then, who knows where you will be in 5+ years time with them.

>>679654725
What's so wrong with that?

Get off 4chan

>>679656666
> these quads

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>>679654038
Some hard lessons with woman I've learned in the past 20 years.

1. Keep your feelings to yourself. If you must share them, do it with friends or here on the webz anonymously

2. Live your life like a man. eg. don't accept platonic hugs or anything like that. Women are pretty socially retarded/autistic these days and don't seem to realize the signals they send can be confusing

3. Focus on your plans. She's just along for the life. She'll only plan if your frame is weak

4. Trust but verify. Actually, don't even trust. She's a woman and she lies constantly. Get used to it and get over it

5. Money does matter. If she thinks you're lucky to have her she'll spend it all. She has to feel like the lucky one

6. Flip the script. She needs to be scared not only that you'll fuck another woman, but that you'll fall in love too

7. Take it all. The more you give her the less she'll respect you. Make her work for you

Basically don't ever invest too heavily in women, whether emotionally or financially (like marriage), doing so is only inviting emotional and financial devastation on yourself

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>>679656666
Quads wasted on a cuck.
Because it never works out.

My own advice:
>Party and drink and fuck around. Close to 100% of those who didn't end up bitter, while only a minority of those who did end up with problems

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>>679656666
ALL HAIL SATANIC QUADS

>>679657037
You're 20 yo max.

Talk to girls don't expect they start a conversation with you ,at least not for the first time you talk


Even if she has a crush on you she won't try to talk with you

Doesn't matter how insecure you're they're 10x more

Don't expect anything to come to you on a plate. It's no good moaning about your life you have to get off your ass and do something. Especially applies to kissless virgins and job-seekers.

>>679654038
the perfect girl wont just show up out of the blue you have to fuck a shit ton of people before she appears sort of like a shiny Pokemon so go out and fuck as much as you can because chances are someone is already fucking her

>>679655953
It can be any language. Most American universities have a language requirement for admission, and for graduation. A lot of universities will waive that requirement if you've taken 4 units of any language in high school.

If you like taking a language course, and you can get good grades in them, definitely take whatever language you like, for all your years of high school. Go ahead and talk to the school guidance counselor to see which language offers 4 units.

And if you're a parent of a student, then this is a tip to help your kids maybe have a smoother time later down the road

>>679656919
>find better women than this guy here

>>679654038
Take care of your teeth.

>>679656605
accurate

>>679657513
Already fluent in 4 languages , living in EU tho , thank you very much.

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>>679657205
>You're 20 yo max.

Kek, I'm 35 and I've never known a single instance where this wasn't true. My friends from church who were good boys and girls all ended up trying to reclaim their youth as they entered their thirties. Appaling sight.

>>679657613
I'm 19 years old, too late for braces ?

>>679657792
never too late get them now

>>679656919
God tier advice right here m8

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>>679657604
>better women

>>679657792
Are you a woman?

If so, no, jump into teeny porn with your braces.

Safe sex, always, even if you've been dating for over a year. Or even 2. Safe sex = no regrets. The one time she cheated left me with HPV.

>>679657792
Nope. Better than having your jaw broken in the future, having teeth taken out because they're all messed up, and then wired shut. Braces are totally worth it, cause once they start going crooked, they fuck up your whole face. That. And you'd either be known as the guy who had Braces for a year, or has a fucked up mouth.

Never go on a website called 4chan.

>>679657684
That's great!

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>>679657913
Male actually , pic related , my teeth.

Lost cause?

>>679658071
Too late

When you find suck, embrace it and keep moving

>>679657792
I'm 24 almost 25 and I just got them. I wish I had them when I was 12.

Alright here are some advice I need
1. Girlfriend is only friend because orphan fag,
worried she'll leave
2. Need money, obviously I need a job, but I enjoy shortcuts. College? Connections?

>>679656919
Really this guy is spot on.

Also don't shit where you eat, and don't trust anyone where you work. Smile and nod, be warm to coworkers, but reveal nothing too personal, as when the shit hits the fan people will fuck and kill to survive, like rats on a sinking ship. Nobody goes down with dignity these days.

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>>679657604
>better women

>>679657240
>get off your ass and do something
Do what?

>>679658314
1. Stop worrying about stupid shit. If it happens, it happens, then move on.
2. Go to college and get a degree/diploma in something that actually matters for jobs.

>>679658145
Skip braces, start flossing.

>>679657903
>>679658500
>don't take advice from these gentlemen

no one will give a fuck about what degree you get. work hard to succeed


also try not to be a yank, those guys are way too fat

>>679657899
>>679658371
>also, don't rely on these gentlemen's wisdom

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>>679654038
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

btw Suicide attempts are NOT the Right Choice

>>679658634
Why ?

I also though about getting them whitened .

>>679656666

vs.

>>679657777

holy shit

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>>679658639
>>679658751
>outlooks dont match my own
>'dont agree with them anons'
>no counterargument provided

>>679654038

Eat veggies, never push hard when shitting your butthole will pop out and then ur fucked for life.

>>679658968
What do you mean ? Hemorrhoids?

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I'm 27, and started college late. Worked shit jobs up till now and work part time with barely above minimum wage.

College has gotten very stressful so I've started using drugs to cope like a faggot. Now I've pawned my wife's jewelry and owe two separate payday loan places close to 100 dollars each.

Yell at me, call me stupid, whatever. I just want some direction to fix this shit.

>>679658968
almost did this yesterday when on the clock

Here's the best advice I can give
Your habits are easy to change when you are young, it becomes harder when you are older
So get fit, commit to joining a gym and go at least 3 times a week, cook for yourself and eat out minimally, do your dishes as soon as you make them, keep your spaces clean and don't procrastinate on anything, as soon as you can do it, do it. You can screw around later once its done.
Experimenting with drugs is okay, but never let them become a habit. One time of anything won't fuck you up too bad (I would stay away from needles and snorting though), but if you make a habit of something it will take all your money and time, and you won't want to do anything else (doesn't really make you happy anyway, not for very long)
Imagine the ideal you: what habits they have, how they dress, what they do. Have a vision and strive for it every day. Don't spend too much time on 4chan (you have probably already lost on this one) but it is literally a waste of time, nothing important ever really gets accomplished here, time just goes here to die

Youngishfag here. Here's my problem:

I have dreams.

Go.

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>>679658751
Sure, don't listen. Then fuck someone where you work, and don't be guarded so when shit goes down someone has dirt on you and you get fucked.

>>679659055
Why you married so young?
Why you chose one degree that you hate so much that you have to use drugs to tolerate it ?

>>679658952
It's better to get disappointed and to move on than to spend your life alone.

And what the anon above set is a self-condemnation to a lonely life, just for the fear of being backstabbed.

Don't be a pussy, if you get backstabbed by a woman, move on and be more careful about choosing your partner in the future.

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Prioritize and learn consistency first, it's the single most valuable trait you can develop as a human being.

Take more risks.

Learn a new skill or two every month, sooner or later you'll know more and be more functional than 99% of the people you meet. This alone will put you in a prime place in life.


Save 10% of all of your income from now unto whenever you've decided you've won at life.


Rocking back and forth on the toilet helps you shit if you're constipated.

Failing and learning to fail are important, they're best accomplished through consistency while progressing.

Try a new food whenever the option is available, most of the shit you think you don't like you actually really enjoy and will buy it regularly from then on.

Wear sunscreen

>>679659372
name some skills please.

>>679659252
Been with this woman since I was 17, she's perfect and we're best friends. We work well together and our love hasn't wavered.

I don't mind the degree, the program just requires a lot of coursework and field work on top of required volunteer hours.

>>679659055
I'm also 27 former/current addict, just a suggestion have you tried exercise and fasting both ways I've used to cope difficult situation.

>>679659459
Wood cutting ,herblore,defence,attack ,strength , fire making ,cooking,fishing
Sailing

>>679654725
Lol. As a divorced 35 y former neet/social fuck up, this is great advice. My current girlfriend is a billion times better. So submissive, mmmm

>>679659614
>no including slayer
>fucking pleb

>>679659500
Please tell me you're not one of those religious fags who get married so they can fuck

>>679656919
agreed with everything but the hug thing. like seriously? dumb af I hug all my friends. mommy didnt love you, did she?

>>679654038
Fucking take care of your credit. Seriously, that shit determines so much about your life it's not even funny. In a surprising number of cases it's better to be a felon with good credit than have a clean record with just marginal credit (not even "bad", just not good).

Forgive. Fucking just let go of all of that crap that you keep thinking about. It's crippling your life. A breakup, someone doing you wrong, getting embarrassed, whatever. In the long run, basically none of that matters. Fucking do what you have to do to get ahead and don't be a doormat, but nursing a grudge or dwelling on shit is exactly wrong.

>>679656448
So much this. If you marry in your 20s, you're likely to split because you haven't really figured out who you are yet until your 30s

>>679659614
> defense
> attack

You mean fighting?
also more skills please.

>>679659583
I'm scared to exercise since the drugs I've used are various stimulants. I went to the gym once and my chest squeezed enough to send me home. How long after abstaining can you safely exercise at 130bpm for 20-30 minutes every few days?

Make mistakes.

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>>679659459
Photography, origami, poetry, writing, survival, woodworking, sewing, navigation, orientation, algebra, practical medical skills, combat, breathing techniques, scuba diving

>>679659721
No...I'm just saying I got fucking lucky.

>>679659055
Hey man stop it with the drugs first off. Find something to replace, I stopped smoking weed like a month ago and took up ecigarettes. Get rid of all your paraphenalia, it is way easier to quit cold turkey and not relapse if all your stuff is gone. Sell it to a friend ideally, or just give it away/throw it in the dumpster. You dont NEED that shit, you just want it, and you should have enough self control to stop
You wouldn't be posting this if it weren't a problem so clearly it is. Cut that shit out faggot what are you some kind of dependent child? Baby needs his bottle? You disgust me and you disgust yourself. Take control of your life for once

>>679659765
Slayer ,prayer,farming ,summoning ,mining,invention, smithing

>Super oldfag here
>Be a Confident Charming Guy
>If struggle with above learn new skills to be that >TopCat

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How the actual fuck do you get a job at age 23 with no employment history?

I've always done well in school. Got good gcse's, a levels and now I've got a degree (not the best grade cus uni kinda killed my mental state but yeah).

Anyway so I've been out if education for over 6 months now and nowhere will hire me.

Had good interviews at big office based companies but they take ages and after the interview I never hear shit back.

Had some smaller ones for real basic shit jobs and had the same, not even called for an interview.

Recently I did a whole course for McDonald's. An interview and a few hours working there to show I'm capable. Still didn't get that.

I literally don't know what to do, I'm not expecting some executive salary but I'm sick of relying on Jobseeker's Allowance. It's embarrassing.

Pls advise. Here's some tits.

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE! trust me on this one

>>679659939
>invention

Bruh what kinda runescape are you playing?

>>679660100
Both

>>679659048

Nah, literally your arsehole will pop out and you have to push it back in everytime. Similar to some hardcore anal whores who can push it out when they want but not as bad ofc. Fucking filthy shit.

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>>679659724
Well obviously that rule doesn't extend to friends. Use your noggin

>>679659326
>fear of being backstabbed
It can very quickly lead to a reality and sometimes it's easier said than done

>>679656919
I am this anon and I'll give you another tip for life

8. Don't have kids with a cunt, or prepare to support a family you'll never be a part of

>>679660048
But I drive better when drunk.

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>>679660212

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>>679660170
Pleb

>>679654038
Never take 4chans advice

i didn't kill myself until it was too late

>>679660212
WTF , please be bullshitting.

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>>679659825
the first time is always the hardest, you just gotta keep going through it, and I used to run for hours
>having a heart attack should be the least of your worries with stimulants and depression

>>679659123

Very few people will suceed at reaching dreams, most who say they did lie, But try, and if you don't make it, try to get close and ACCEPT that you couldn't make it.

>>679660001
Think of it from the perspective of the employer dumbass. The fuck do I care that you did mediocre on some school projects? Learn a skill that's useful.

>>679658968

What the fuck am I reading

You fucks aren't making me excited to get old

>>679660001
>How the actual fuck do you get a job at age 23 with no employment history?
Most of a job application/interview is finding out if the person is capable of being interviewed and answering questions properly without revealing themselves as a fuck up somewhere. Confidence and demonstration of your ability to do the job are the only two things you need for almost any job.

As with anything in life, it's about taking yourself seriously.

There's a link in my bookmarks somewhere about answers to questions they commonly ask in job interviews and WHY they're asking. If you want to take a look at it let me know, too lazy to dig it out without a request.

>>679659825
You should ease into exercise slowly. Start by walking for 30 minutes a day, walk around a lake, or around the block. Do it every day. Then after a month start going to the gym for cardio, but don't stress yourself, take it lightly at first, 15-20 minutes of running and then stretch and go home. 3 times a week, Then start easing into a cardio-weight lifting regiment. Also ask /fit/ because I am no expert

>>679656376

There is no right age. Don't be in a rush to throw your freedom away. Focus on school and getting a career established, then worry about marriage. Marriage and children is much easier when your career path is established

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>>679659252
stop being a pussy, solitude fucking rocks, u just do what u want and chill

>>679660224
you used the word platonic..

>>679654038
1-Dont do anything that anchors you down: wrong type of marriage, drug addiction, connections to the wrong people and debt of any kind.
2-Only ever act in your own interest.
3-Life is pretty damn short, take risks and chances while you are young.
4-Never miss out on chances to get educated on hands on subjects. Doesnt have to be college. I personally invested years in getting a networking title, CCNA and so on. Now I dont do anything with it because environment. Now I wish I had taken a welding course.
5-Dont be afraid to leave your loved ones behind and make a fresh start for yourself in a better place

>>679656919

Actually pretty solid advice

>>679660001
Sounds like you blow it in the interviews. If I'm hiring I don't want to spend 8 hour shifts with some faggot. You at least have to be a somewhat like able person.

>>679660390
Please do , please anon , this would help me out so much.

>>679660001
> after the interview I never hear shit back.
Get them to send u feedback
Work on Confidence and inter-Personal skillz
sat on 4chan all day isnt helpful
Go on courses
Do volunteering /networking in what you want to do ,Being on JSA is shitz but can give you the time to skillz up
hope this helps b/ro

>>679660001
Firstly get a job...like fucking any job. Dishwasher, at a grocery store, whatever. If you can find something that's kinda related to what you studied, then do that, but get to work. Also, look at the jobs that just look for having an unspecified degree.

It's kinda like how girls are more interested in a guy who is taken? Businesses are more interested in people who are working. They know you won't really know shit about what you got your degree in, but they do want a way to find out about your work ethic and the like.

Also, call up your profs/student organizations/alumni organizations etc. Find someone who knows someone who is hiring/can pull you in. Do it shamelessly. Remember it's who you know that gets you a job and what you do that keeps you the job.

>>679657777
I'm 35 too, and I think you're on to something here. I was always too sexually socially retarded to hook up with women but going to raves and eating ecstasy and acid and shit ultimately was very beneficial. I love life. Yet this guy I know is super bitter and was never able to cut loose really ever

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>>679659055
As with all addictions (TV, food, alcohol, drugs, women, social isolation, etc) there's a background cause and it's almost always emotional. In your case it's stress. Find out why you're getting stressed (think emotional conflict) and deal with it. If that means seeing a psyche then see a psyche. Don't shrug it off as something minor that isn't going to affect the rest of your life, because it sounds like it already is.

You sound smart enough to know how to deal with problems once you know what they are, so go find out what your problem is and fix it.

Take college seriously, if you dont know what you want to do with your life dont feel like you need to go right after you graduate high school.

This has caused me way too many fucking headaches, and im constantly trying to make my parents happy which has only resulted in my going to school for 6 years because I had no idea what the fuck I wanted to do when I was 18

>>679656919
You're pretty socially backwards if you're advising people not to accept a platonic hug. I hug chicks at work and I don't expect anything from them. They like it and I get to have a more pleasant work environment. Who gives a fuck?

>>679660281
>>679660307

No joke, I'm 25 and I feel like I have the butthole of a 50 yo faggot.

For absolutly no reason I couldnt shit for 2 whole weeks when I was 22, had to take some medicine up the butt that would cause massive contractions of the rectum and push it out, that was the last step before professionnal hand removal or surgery. My butthole tore and since then it pops out everytime I have a shit when I didn't eat enough veggies, no fun.

>>679657971
Lol. You're a man. Wtf do you care if you have HPV? Does nothing to men. Women concerned about that shit should take that pill that helps with HPV related cancer.

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>>679654038
Old guy here.
Some advice...
Christians aren't as bad as you think, and you'll be much happier with a Christian wife than wife some emo skank with tats and piercings.
Related - don't marry any woman with more than 2 previous lovers.
Don't be put off by careers where you start out making shitty money and have no job security. As you age, you'll show how good you are, and your wages and status will rise accordingly.
On a related note, volunteer to do all the stuff no one wants to do. Make yourself indispensable.

>>679660001
good luck having a job LITERALY isnt worth it. money should be free basically

>>679660001
>working interview at mcds and still didn't get the job

you're either autistic, retarded, or just have a shit work ethic. they hire 16 year olds ffs

Always wear a rubber.

The only way you can know for sure that she's on the pill is if you're grinding them up and hiding it in her food.

don't become some tarts vodka money for the next 18 years.

>>679660451
Incorrect wording I'll admit it was on the fly. If you're chasing the girl, it's a no. Now live your life

Don't make your younger brothers suck your
Dick
Although was amazing stay away from your girlfriends 13 year old daughter
Stay in school
Don't do drugs

>>679660001

I've lied my ass off on resumes and at interviews. Nothing to big that'll be obvious that I am lying. End result I only have a g.e.d. and work at a hospital as a janitor.

Before giving me shit about a crap job, I got full benefits, make almost 18 an hour, have no debt. Also the job is easy as fuck, I am high 90% of the time.

You ain't entitled to shit. Good things in life don't come easy. If it's too good to be true then it probably is. Set goals and push yourself to meet them. If someone gets in the way of something you want in life, then run them the fuck over.

>>679656376
if you do, hire a private detective to make sure she is mentally alright.

>>679656919
Your whole post basically boils down to don't put pussy on a pedestal.

Any real man knows that but your post is still interesting.

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>>679660738

>they cut off my butthole

>>679654725
Don't get married until at least you're 25

>>679656919
This is advice to keep you bitter and foreveralone
That's fine if that's what you want

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>>679660528
Took a few, was replying to someone else. Here you go, remember, your ability to demonstrate that you have the ability to do the job is THE most important thing for jobs. Confidence being a close second.

If it's McDonalds, lie and tell them you've worked a register before and where and how you did it. Or tell them about times in your life where you talked to customers or dealt with queries and handled situations. Practical examples that apply to the job = hired.

Anyway, here you go, good luck career-doctor.blogspot dot co.uk/2006/06/questions-theyll-ask-in-interview-and.html

>>679654038
drink alcohol only in moderation and if you have alcoholism in your family, don't drink at all.

>>679660849
18 an hour?

Fuck...maybe I want to be a janitor.

>>679660964
lets just say don't get married

>>679660775
He was probably dumb enough to tell them he has a degree.

A lot of times they won't hire you.

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>>679660733
Closet faggot or fat kid from Recess detected.

>>679660848
I wish I was lying

>>679658145

Make sure to only get damon braces and never get extractions.. ever. If you want to know why look up 'braces damage faces' on google.

Damon is good because it uses 'light wire' forces

good luck

---

but beyond all that, i would say skip braces if ur teeth arent giving you issues

>>679660849
Just wait till you get a job that uses hire right. They will find out how much you make and if you've lied on your resume

>>679660750
not same anon, but I've got hpv, its just annoying and awkward having to stop getting heavy for a second and be like yo I got hpv just so you know

>>679660849
>I am high 90% of the time.
Fucking lazy ass, try harder.
WTF are you doing with that other 10% that is so important anyway?

>>679657613
This. Just had 4 teeth pulled. feelsbadman.jpg

>>679657777
My personal favorite is people who are "good" Chrstians who "did everything right" but are fucking miserable

Go to the gym and get strong.
You don't need to become a bodybuilder, just lift some weights 2x a week for the rest of your life.
Not will you look and feel way better, being strong is just fucking usefull

being famous is a big burden on your mental health

Ain't nobody looking out for you but you.

>>679661032

Yeah man. I live in WA state, minimum wage is like 9.50. When I first started out I was an on call there. With shift differential, working on the weekends, I was making 22 an hour. When I went from on call to a position shift, it did drop down to 15 an hour, yr and a half I got enough pay raises to be at 18.

Also if I am lead for the shift, I get an extra dollar.

>>679658145
Most definitely floss. Floss.
Did I say floss already? oh well, floss.

Try not to get aids

>>679658517
anything

>>679661155
I have a girlfriend, a healthy sexy life, a job, a home etc. Are you so out of control that hugging a chick at work would set you off? They're just people dude. Behind closed doors I fuck and I fuck hard. But they're just vaginas I work with. Who the fuck cares? Honestly.

the greatest advice ever: the best thing in life is health

and most food is poison. read ingredient labels and educate yourself. if you're healthy, you can do anything in life. if you're depressed and healthy, you're a bad person and should probably consider suicide. theres people who live in unbearable pain all day but tolerate it and keep trying. but theres healthy people who cut themselves, among other things

also, politics are just corporate spokesmen. the government doesnt exist. 99% of the things you'll see in life are "divide and distract". even people who are aware of this method still fall for it.

Was questioning my sexuality. Start jerking off to traps and gayporn. Now i can't stand homos. Goes to church and still doing, to seek help from god.

>>679661464
Why ?
>>679661180
Thanks anon.

>>679661504
Best advice hands down

>>679658867
whitening wont stop gum decay and periodontal disease (advanced gingivitis). Who cares how straight they are if they fall out. Theres food in your teeth right now. Get in the habit of flossing once per day and brushing after breakfast and before bed. I have periodontal disease because i only brushed and didnt floss and its irreversible.

>>679656593
This, it will come back at you. Im still young, but ive seen enough people that suffered from this to know the pain

>>679661229

I'm sticking with this job...no point in leaving some thing that pays as good, with as lil work I have to do.

you are and should be entitled to free money, just for being alive. so dont feel bad if you win the powerball or anything or recieve inheritance

>>679658812
this.

>>679661570
Government exists moron. The roads you drive on exist.

>>679658145
For the love of god start flossing

Some advice:

Id like to say dont do drugs but I understand the mindset behind people that are going to do them and there isnt much you can say to stop them. Drugs are completely fine in moderation, never let them be a big part of your life, dont blow off other plans to do drugs.

I was heavily into psychedelics for a really really long time and when I hit that after high school existential crisis it made everything 100 times more confusing to me.

Not saying drugs are terrible, but they certainly arent the magical shit i thought they were when I was 17

>>679659459
Excel, Word, Access, PowerPoint, ability and having suits and a damn good writer

>>679661009
Hey Bro that was a good link for the youngster Respect

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>>679657613
>>679657792
>>679661315

Biggest tip that everyone always fails to mention for teeth:

Don't eat or drink sugar.

I had shitty teeth my entire life and didn't take care of them, didn't floss and brushed maybe once per day. I've had plaque, tartar, cavities and gum disease most of my life and I shot you nit after 3 weeks of switching to a keto diet I had sparkling teeth again.

Taking care of your teeth is important, but not fucking them up in the first place is a far better solution.

>>679654038
Ditch the credit card. It's easier to manage and save money without a safety net. You need to buy something online? Prepaid visa.

>>679660001

You could try your hand at care work. It's a shit job (literally), but easy to get into.

Fellow britbong here - look up nhs professionals, they'll hire anybody. Also sign up with numerous recruitment agencies. That's how I got my current role in IT

>>679661651
Holy fuck , thanks for the insight anon , will definitely start !

Never seed torrents

>>679659055
27 here. You guys are not alone.
Try to stay active. Fucking floss after brushing!

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>>679661763
<3

Stick your dick in crazy all you want, just don't put a ring on it.

Source: I married a chubby redhead who could fuck like an animal who is now a landwhale and cries all the time.

Don't be embarrassed to use coupons and browse flyers. Extra cash is better.

>>679659123
cool story bro. No night terrors?

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>>679660370
How to when nobody will employ you.

I'm currently at college studying an accounting qualification

>>679660390
Pls do

>>679660499
Thing is every interview I've had had been good. Laughs and jokes and generally getting along. Maybe I'm not serious enough?

>>679660570
I really don't want anything to do with uni ever again after my experience tbh.

But you're right about getting any job. I just can't seem to get any.

Shitty menial jobs get taken by the legit dumbfucks and 17 year olds.
Anything in customer service I lose to someone who's got 2 years more experience.

Thanks for the advice though anon I appreciate it. Just feels I'm stuck in a nether zone at the mo.

>>679660775
Think I was just over qualified tbh. I got on with the manager great in those few hours and he said I did well.

>>679660849
Maybe lying about experience would be worth it then? It's what's holding me back.
>>679661135
Yup..
Crazy I got so many replies and only one was insulting. Impressive guys

>>679661899
You're what's wrong with this world

>you can be whatever you want to be
Is a lie. You'll set yourself in disappointment if you believe that. Unless, of course, you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

>>679662092

Him and jews.

>>679659825
lift weights instead

>>679662019
How to what? Learn a skill? You have the Internet at your fingertips and the government offers financial aid for classes.

>>679660381
>you fucks aren't making me excited to get old
What the fuck am I reading?

>>679654038

Don't use your credit card unless you can pay it back immediately. Also always pay it back immediately.

Live as though you're broken unless you're making very good money.

Stay away from alcohol. There are better drugs, that are even better for you, how that one slipped through the cracks of the drug war is confounding.

A whole bunch of people hate you. If you successfully change and please them, an equal amount of people will hate you. As long as your qualities aren't reasonably life damaging, there is no reason to change, or worry about what others think.

Don't make any major purchases like a house or expensive car that will tie you down if you're young. Things can change at the drop of a hat. You must be free to move across the country or out of country, be it for a better life or just travel.

Finally, the seagull law.

A sailor knows if he sees a gull, land might be near. If he sees two, land is more likely near. If he sees three, it is certain land is nearby.

If you are called a nasty thing like selfish or rude or whatever once, someone has a bad opinion of you and they misinterpreted you or they're an asshole, but you should still consider. Three times or more from different people,well you've very likely got a problem that needs serious work.

Same goes for positives. If three people say you would really like or have a knack for ______ then you should check it out be it business or hobby.

Paper money always depreciates, always, that's the whole purpose of it. It allows the people at the top to print as much as they want because they control the press.

Therefore, only leave what you need for monthly living in the bank. The rest of your money should get invested in "things of value" that you can resell easily. Those "things of value" will always go up simply because paper money will always devalue. Buy real estate, gold/silver, collectible guitars, guns, anything there's always a good market for. Don't leave your extra money in cash if you can help it. (Avoid cars and things that depreciate easily and go down in value.)

If you do this consistently and don't let yourself get in debt, eventually you can amass a small fortune and retire early.

The last item is NEVER get married or get in a long term relationship with a woman. She will certainly bankrupt you at some point and destroy you financially. Fuck a ho when you want one, but stay single, and life can be fun.

Hi Im 20 and make $12/hr at a car wash, who can help

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>>679661009

>Thing is every interview I've had had been good. Laughs and jokes and generally getting along. Maybe I'm not serious enough?
The only time you should laugh in an interview is if they make a joke. You're there to show your skills and get a job.

>Shitty menial jobs get taken by the legit dumbfucks and 17 year olds.
>Anything in customer service I lose to someone who's got 2 years more experience.

And never blame anyone around you, your previous job or other potential employees. The reason you can't get a job is because you're fucking up at not demonstrating your ability to perform that job while coming across as a functional member of society, no more, no less.

Good luck.

Anyone have advice for a senior in highschool? I dont date or go out at all or anything because im not a normie but... is there something in particular you regret not doing?

>>679661859
Care work is a good one on Cvs
it shows too Blue chip Firms your not an autist sociopath loner without any social skillz on 4 chans all day ..oh

>>679662525
learning math , most important shit ever.

>>679662525
Nope. Too far in the past, and you don't realise it now but as a teen you're as dumb as child. Nothing you think or do matters. Your time to develop and make real experiences starts after highschool, as that is when you're actually free to choose your life and circles.

>>679660259
I drink better when driving

Here's my advice.

Make sure that you're always yourself when you're in a relationship. If you're acting like someone different to appease her, you will both be unhappy. Be yourself and someone will be attracted to it. I'm a pedophile that doesn't act on it but I was never able to have a normal relationship with a woman because I could never talk about how I wanted to fuck kids. Well my current girlfriend is actually in to role-playing and shit and finds it hot. Never loved anyone like I love her because we share this dark hot secret.

Be yourself and put yourself out there, and the right person will present themselves.

>>679661876
do it. I may have to look into dentures by the time im 50

>>679662525
Date and go out

1. Turn off your computer.
2. Go outside and start running in any direction.
3. Don't stop until you collapse and die.

>>679662448
Buy the soap yourself
Buy the sponges
Be the middle man
Sell to car wash
Pay someone else to wash cars at a mark up
Pay employees fuck all
Get employees to grow weed profit by their demise

I just turned 26 last month. Am I old, /b/?

>>679662323
>never get married
That's a terrible advice. Sure, marriage is a gamble. Look at it this way. If you're rich and old, you could have a companion 24/7. Beautiful women pretending to love and care for you but only there for your money. If you're poor, then, you might end up with a crackwhore bitch because most women only go for men with money

>>679662816
>take relationship advice from a pedo on 4chan

Don't compete with other people, on anything. Regardless of how good you are at something,you will always fail some percentage of the time.

The only thing you have to compete against is yourself. Try to develop and improve your current self beyond what your past self was. Life is like a cross country race, you only have to beat your own time.

Never admit to your best friend your into cp

>>679662950
Don't need to be married to be with a woman 24/7.

>>679657604
This

>>679663080

Why would u ever..

>>679662525
Yep, I regret buying in to the normie/'I'm a special snowflake that's better than regular people' mentality. I'm still a fucking weirdo, sure, but people like me for it. Like the other anon said, you'll soon have the opportunity to make your own life. Make sure you continue to be yourself, but find other people that like you for you. They are out there, I guarantee it.

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>>679662941
Im 50 yo ..so No

>>679660259
The court won't see it that way. And if you knew neurology and alcohols effects on the brain, you'll know some parts of your brain that are very important in driving safely are switched off before you even feel the alcohol, let alone being full.blow drunk

You're not statistically likely to have an accident. It's getting caught that'll ruin your life.

Of a
my friends who are habitual drunk drivers, more than half have been caught.

Not worth it bud. Take a cab or leave your car

>>679662941
No but as a femanon I learned that once you hit 24 your life is over. Your last year is 25 and after you hit that marker your trash.

>>679654038

I am old. If there was something to be learned from this existence, I didn't get it. I woke up to a reality where almost nothing that I desire ever comes true.

There is no lesson to be learned. You will never make it, hopes of reaching a point from where happiness is constant is what will consume you and make you stay in the rat race.

After you die, there will be a period of around 50 years where the last person that knew you will die and with this person, all the memories of the real you, your idiossincracies, your qualities and defects will die. Your memory is lost, you are totaly dead.

Even if you get a Nobel prize or conquer the world, you are a mortal. You won't enjoy the glory for long. People in the forthcoming centuries will talk about you, but they can't talk forever about you. Eventualy you will be forgotten, or will be just a subject in a conversation, like Einstein or Steve Jobs.

This life is pure random shit, stop trying to invent the formula of happiness. You won't get it and won't make it, ever.

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>>679654038

Read this:

http://assets.csom.umn.edu/assets/71503.pdf

It will clear up a lot.

>>679654038
Experiment with psychedelics (lsd and mushrooms, stay away from research chemicals), but don't go too hard. I've burnt my brain out a little bit, but I quit years before my friends and I can see how much worse they are than me.

>>679663083
If you're with a decent person, why not seal the deal? You and your partner would be bf and gf for the rest of your lives? Sounds pathetic, no? "she's my gf for 30 years."

>>679662950
And when you yourself are bored of that woman to the point her every word is a painful annoyance?

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>>679662270
Like I said, I'm doing my accounting. Currently at level 2 of the qualification.

The job centre literally won't fund any more, had to fight just to get this course paid for.

I also did a customer service course for two weeks about a month ago.

I need actual experience of working man

>>679662462
Surely being a friendly and positive person is better than a dude who sits there stone faced the whole time?

I'm not sure how I can demonstrate it though. That's the whole point. I've got no experience (apart from academic stuff of group work, meeting deadlines etc) that I can point to that sets me apart at all.

I don't see how that's me fucking up. I've just never needed a job until now, but somehow that makes me a terrible person apparently.

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>>679663282
My life has gotten consistently better as I've reached 30 and over. My shitty teenage brain thought I was the shit and I was an egocentric jerk who everyone disliked as a result.

I'm far more successful and happy because I managed to slow down and learned to be consistent.

>>679662950
Yeah and at some point they'll dump and divorce you taking 50% of everything you worked for.

Not to mention those beautiful women are only beautiful for a short while, then they get fat, old and ugly like everyone else. Why tie yourself to that?

>>679663282
If you're lucky, you make it as a ritual sacrifice as your last year being 26.. and then you join a club.

>>679660971
You're simply wrong. Women make terrible confidantes, especially if you're romantically involved.

Maybe they get better if you have a long, steady relationship based on mutual respect, but a good friend is always better than a woman you've been banging for a couple years.

>>679663428
>through thick and thin.
Go out and have a drink? Give a her a smack and tell her to suck your dick? Don't be a pussy?

>>679663178
Drunk
Denied it later
Still his daughters godfather
But not between the ages 12-15
Gonna try and be in prison for them years on something completely unrelated
Our friendship last another 15 years

>>679662952
>implying that this place doesn't have a large community of pedos.

Just trying to help out my bros, bro. Yes 10yo pussy would be delicious but its damn near as good to be able to go home, put your gf in some pigtails and fuck the shit out of her. Don't count it out bros. Not all women are scary, some are awesome, go and find out for yourself.

Men don't really grow up (in the brain) until they are 26 or 27. You are basically idiots run by your dick until then.

>>679663505
If you're rich, then, prenup. If she agrees to it, then, good. If your relationship passed 20 years and you have children, then, undo the annulment.

>>679663796
fact, science backs this

>>679663796
35 here
Still would fuck your mom or dog or sister

>>679663796
We keep being run by our dicks later on, we just learn how to disguise it.

It doesn't matter how good you are together until the shit hits the fan. If you can't take they way she is when she's freaking out then you better leave her right now.

>>679664077
lol

>>679663885
>Failure =20 yrs in
thats when they leave you , turn kids against you,you end up in a crappy bedsit , trust me

>>679656919

Agree with most, but #6 is dangerous. Some women will leave you if the fear is too great. If you really feel like a chick is da one, then don't make her fear shit. You gotta make that bitch feel secure.

>>679664077
Excellent advice

Power
Influence
Money
Security
Job
All boils down to
Pussy

Zone out of reality, pretend everything fine, kiss your bosses ass, try to love money or you'll get fuck all, being homeless is always just round the corner so take that fear and run with it, all your friends will move away and do better things then you so deal with it, marry someone who's a friend not a beautiful bitch, have kids and maybe they can live the dreams you once had if you work hard enough, be trustworthy to your wife, loving to your kids and know this is as good as it gets.

>>679663422
I know many people who have been dating or living with their gf/bf for years.

One couple just got hitched... after twenty years.

And my friends in their 20's are starting to go through that "first round" of divorces.

>>679663282
>I learned that once you hit 24 your life is over
What do you mean?

>>679664187
If by then your kids are still young, then, you're just as bad as her. If your children are grown up and you're a decent father, then, no matter what she tells them, they wouldn't go against you.

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>>679661936
How the fuck did you manage to fuck up big time?

>>679663292
solution?

>>679663292
27 and I think about this alot. Should I pursue ambitions that could consume me, or be happy with a decent career and simple comforts?

>>679664335
Sorry your life turned out shitty man.

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>>679664188
Most have provided valid arguments to my points. Different situations warrant different behaviors, most of the above are for beginners testing the waters with a wild card of a chick.
Of course you can open up IF she's definitely going to be the one

5'8 , 120 pounds here , insecure about being a skinnyfag yet can't gain weight due to marfans syndrome,

Any advice?

>>679664373
Remember that most millennials are selfish and would rather end it than be grown ups and deal with the problem. Women, especially, are brainwashed to be independent and that they don't need any man to survive.

>>679664407
it's a meme

>>679664741
Don't be a manlet


I'm 5"11 and I get woman just fine for someone with my face

>>679664373
Also, most men want a career woman because they're scared of someone mooching off of them. Meanwhile, career woman would rather work than take care of the family. You know who suffers? Kids. They grow up with nannies and daycares. And the cycle continues.

>>679664985
>>679664741
I'm 128 pounds btw

>>679664985
pic of face ?

>>679664486
The sex was that good

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>>679664407
>>679663282
For females, your social value decreases as you get older definitely. That's why there are are so many 35+ single females frantically looking for their prince charming, all the while they're getting older and time is ticking away with their uteruses drying up, shriveling away, becoming totally worthless.
Don't put your cards down at 30 lads unless you've met the perfect girl because you only become more valuable to them as you get older

>>679664188
Reassurances are the carrot.

Dread game is the stick. And the trick is to remind her you have options.

You want her to see other women admiring you, not you ogling other women. Flirting openly with other women will likely backfire--it often makes you look pathetic.

And there are few things that will make a woman more confident in your affection than seeing you politely brush off an attractive woman. I recently did that with a friend who has a crush on me, and my gf was immediately drenched.

>>679664748
I agree. Very few people learn the skills necessary to holding a marriage together--their social instruction is self centered.

LIberalism and socialism is absolute BS, Bernie is not your messiah, always go for the candidate that wants to decrease taxes and kick out immigrants

You're Young FFS
Have fun
shag plenty of slutz
use condoms
partttteeee hard
accept your mistakes an dont beat yourself up about it but Learn from them,
Get skills and courses,
Be Kind to Yourself Always ,
Give Respect you get it back lots ok
Have a good Fun Life Young B/ro

No one takes advice from older people. When you are young you are so much smarter then they are. They only get smarter as you grow older. And then it's too late.

>>679665053
Nah I don't want my face in this site but woman already rated me bettwen 7-8


Getting woman isn't hard just be confident and talk to her,pretty much this
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