what does your ideal woman look like?
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what does your ideal woman look like?
Like my fiancée :)
>>679653092
No.... Why would you ever show that
>>679653286
She said she's fine with it
>>679653092
Vomit/10, that is a creature
Never post that picture again
>>679653416
Jealous little virgin. Post your woman faggot
>>679653403
She might be fine with it but my eyes are not
>>679653403
I think she's pretty
y'all are just assholes.
i mean come on
hotty
don't you dare to post a pictures of a girls faggots!
"Ideal" is something that's better than everything you
see son the streets.
"Ideal" is the stuff faggots dreams are made of!
>>679652997
Like this, but the boobs can be a little smaller.
>>679653807
Dank as fuck mate. What game is that? BO3?
>>679653807
Lmfao look at this warframe knockoff
Never even heard of it
>>679652997
Dunno, I don't want another one, plz.
Personally I'm a bit of a sapiosexual (googled it m8) so she could be the single hottest person, if she's dumb as a rock I can't even realistically think about that.
>>679654042
>>679654109
DOOM open beta
>>679653915
>>679652997
You both win
>>679653092
Fugly/10
>>679653745
Eyes too small
My ideal female: PAWG
I prefer walrus
>>679654475
Looks like an average swedish slut
>>679654220
Is it any good?
I hear its shit.
>>679653386
too fat
>>679654295
Only one penis? Freak.
>>679654611
it's bad
>>679653386
i fucked your waifu. She sucks in bed and lays like a dead fish.
>>679652997
You're the ideal woman OP.
>>679652997
Queen nord of /b/
>>679655153
fake bitches are your ideal? I mean if just fucked her then ok.
>>679653386
I've dated this tumblr/pastel type.
They look cute, but girls with anxiety are horrible companions. They all suffer from anxiety, depression, or manic depression. Those disorders lead into more problems such as going silent into reclusive states, which lead to more problems such as possible cheating, drug use, self harm, and worse-of-all, randomly cutting contact with you completely, even if things were great the night before.
>>679655153
name ? :p
>>679653915
Yeeeee
>>679652997
This.
Small and adorable > tall and 'hot'
............
>>679655224
pfft, thin bologna lips
>>679652997
I want one of her too.
>>679654611
It'd be good if they didn't say Doom, arena shooter and balanced.
It's fun for a few games, no longevity tho
>>679654959
Yes.
Queen
>>679655353
Looks like she's got some nice tits
>>679655334
>>679655301
beauty queen of my dreams
>>679655569
One of these too.
>>679655711
God why
>>679652997
Just as long as she doesn't have a voice box
>>679655752
More?
>>679655711
wow/10
>>679652997
Like that actually.
>>679654959
>ideal woman
come on now, everybody here knows you know better.
>>679655817
You only want this because it's hip and people put these girls on a pedestal.
>>679655353
you have more of her ?
>>679655353
she looks like she has fucked as many things as possible
>>679655933
this made my dick cry a little
>>679655752
That's a man.
>>679655383
erm...
no
lol
>>679652997
Like a 5 dollars ho living inside a XIX century Austrian princess living inside a symphonic orchestra player who ponders about physics in her spare time while laughing at the stupidity of all things all the time.
And cute. Not more than that necessary.
>>679655711
Also one of these.
>>679653386
what's wrong with her left arm
>>679653522
kek
>>679655817
She was my favorite bitch on king of the nerds
>>679652997
The usual... pretty face, slender waist, big (but not ridiculous) breasts, bubble butt, long smooth legs, and a nice big cock.
>>679656179
Just realised I had that once
>>679653915
/thread
>>679656016
I wish, just a pic I found on 4chan
>>679656190
One of this.
>>679656480
>cringiest
Tru
>>679652997
I bet the negroes in this threat put some unreal examples while the real niggers would put their girls so they can feel good about themselves and their decisions, lying hoes.
Pic related. Mine on the right.
>>679654470
evolutionary speaking. this is ideal.
but, in reality, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We all have our likes and dislikes.
ill go back to faggitville-reddit now.
Perfect face
solid 10/10
>>679656699
Dude those eyebrows
Good DSL though
>>679656668
who is her?
>>679656454
Definitely one of these.
definetly
>>679656715
wtfffffffff
>>679656715
i know you want moar!!!
Always and forever. I get depressed when I start thinking about her
this.
>>679655319
you just described me in a nutshell. i'm a guy though
>>679656937
>>679656794
its an anorexic man
>>679656937
moare
>>679656937
Put the cave troll away please
>>679656794
I can't disagree with you about the lips but I really really want to make out with her.
Why, like this of course
>>679656480
is she 11?
I want a harem of redheads and negresses.
>>679653807
what game is that?
>>679654295
We humans request you to get your ass back to Saturn
>>679656715
>>679657254
got noods?
>>679656944
Sht was that actually ur gf?
>>679657066
Real cutie
>>679657096
I don't know what happened, but here's the pic
>>679656944
I know your feels bro.
>>679653557
>jealous
please
>>679657078
22 I believe
Black, blue and bloody, possible hammer wounds to the face
>>679657382
No, some grill that posted here a year ago. Ever since all I've wanted to do is get with her
>>679657489
Meow!
I'd settle for Katya Lischina.
>>679657254
Looks like she has a prolapsed anus as a mouth
>>679653807
Doom is fun
>>679656715
>>679655817
she looks so fucking basic
>>679657489
is she not banging some fatass gamer or something
Perfect 10/10
>>679656223
got any moar?
>>679657661
I feel ya m8, same sht here, everythine...
>>679656525
Who is she?
I like boobs...
>>679652997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihWuLMlmKo8
>10:57 to 11:03
similar characteristics to what this woman here seems to own,
I like that kind of hair, black n white shit and smoke. That's all I need to fall in love.
>>679658236
Monroe
>>679655383
Look around you faggot. You're the only one.
>>679653092
just/10
>>679656668
I dunno, just judging by how small her shoulders look, I bet her whole body is pretty small.
Evolution looks for wide hips, and more tit than flat chested, plus a bit of weight to help with child birth. That fits modern beauty more than evolution. Surviving pieces of early human art fit this. See pic related.
Then again, I like muscle girls, so I guess evolution only goes so far.
Perfection
>>679657801
she does porn?
>>679657812
she's cute
>>679658850
DON'T POUR OUT ALL OF THE STARCHY WATER YOU DUMB BITCH! YOU NEED IT FOR WHEN YOU ADD THE RIGATONIS TO THE SAUCE OHG ODDDDDD SDJFSKJFGHSDGFSD
>>679658064
uhhh this bitch burns herself?
>>679653386
ahh, i've dated this type. fun to fuck, but do not make her your girlfriend.
Easy like this with the same personality
>>679659054
No one can outdo my sweet angel.
>>679655319
This is so unbelievably accurate.Well fucking done.
>>679657587
And yet, you skirted around the part about you being a virgin and not having a woman to post.
>>679652997
>ITT: chicks with dude faces
you know you are all gay af right
>>679656999
no you're not
>>679655353
you know her? lucky dog if you do...
>>679652997
normal, desn't need to be a supermodel, i only care that she is white, not disabled, and normal weight
Most improtantly she needs to be in the same "Frequency" as i am in
>>679659152
She gets a little edgy sometimes but it's so adorable
>>679659031
Cuts
This. Although I find red-heads are freaks in bed and almost always look super hot there is just something about how unobtainable asians are that gets me flowing.
>>679659329
>>679657066
How is this a dude's face?
>>679655383
>Small and adorable
>posing like a slut
>wearing a choker from 2002 like a slut
You don't seem to know what the words you typed mean
>>679659574
Here is an example of a 10/10 red head.
This is an old picture, but still the most relevant to this thread. She's like an angel radiating pure love, and apparently whoever commissioned this pic felt the same way. A perfect woman indeed.
Pretty much this
>>679659574
How are Asians "unobtainable", exactly?
I've fucked some Asian exchange students and they were fucking easy, because their culture at home was that repressive
>>679659329
>ITT: chicks with dude faces
>you know you are all gay as fuck right
Fixed that for you
>>679659748
>bait
>>679659574
>this
I agree with redheads although I didn't know about the freak thing I just have an affinity for girls with red hair.
I can see what you mean about asian women in particular and I am apt to say if I were to marry I would be more than satisfied marrying an asian woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qliIAP_OGm4
>>679659798
Nice dream you had there beta.
>>679659608
You don't seem to understand the benefits of a slut. If you can seduce and dominate them they'll become all yours and from that point onwards its all gravy.
>>679659798
I mean pure asian, its more just the fact when they come here (England) they always seem far too shy to do anything and its hard to get them to open their minds enough to fuck you.
>>679659964
Oh, fuck off. If you don't get to bang chicks in college, you're either a social imbecile or just very fucking gay
>>679660016
Well, I have to add that the students I met were Taiwanese. We don't get any Koreans or Japanese here.
>>679659759
Why she looks like an ice witch wouldnt give you a moment of affection
In here already, just for good measure
>>679659850
Nope. If I was baiting, I would have posted something way less tame and involving way rarer fetishes.
>>679652997
God damn, she is the one
Whazs her name?
you will never find a more perfect woman than Natalia
>>679660152
Cool, Mr. Bait.
>>679657803
That's a man
>>679653915
>but the boobs can be a little smaller
wtf are you gay?
my gf
>>679660214
wtf are you a virgin?
>>679659963
Sounds like whatever redhead you were with was rather unimpressed. If you can fuck them right they'll open up to you and it gets pretty kinky pretty quick.
>>679660098
The girl I'm talking about was Korean, she was 10/10 but didn't smoke/drink/fuck or anything. She seem really turned off by the idea of having a good time. Just wanted to study.
>>679656999
Nice try, tomboy.
>>679660240
Disgusting
>>679659748
> She's like a dog radiating pure fleas, and apparently whoever commissioned this pic felt otherwise. A fleabag indeed.
>>679654293
Exactly my thoughts. Glad someone else sees beauty as it's meant to be seen
>>679660313
>hurr durr smaller tits are superior
literally this entire thread contradicts you faggots
>>679653092
B A I T
A
I
T
>>679653807
fuckin ugly dude
>not at level cap yet
>>679660388
>same eyecolor - must be a dude
Ok. Even the shape of the eyes looks nothing alike.
One with a peach ass
Like prophet muhammad
>>679660454
Thanks for proving my point, virgin.
>>679652997
dead
>>679660316
All I was saying is I have a liking for women with red hair yet so far I haven't dated a redhead.
you could find that with almost any girl who is insecure and doesn't live very "loudly" and just tending to them for awhile shows to bear generous fruit.
>>679660190
second that
>>679655383
Im with you /b/ro small and skinny girls are fucking cute and adorable. Makes you want to manhandle them
>>679660637
> calling somebody a virgin on 4chan
> using "virgin" as an insult
Yep, I'm calling underage on this one.
>>679660500
Sauce?
>>679659000
trips confirm gordon ramsey
>>679652997
5'7.
Blonde, Bob hairstyle.
B or C cup.
Nice round ass.
Thin but not skinny.
Blue eyes.
Young sounding voice.
Smart, hard working, intelligent, caring and beautiful.
She's out there somewhere.
>>679659558
Wow, she's super pretty!
>>679660885
Thanks :)
>>679660240
Good god what is wrong with her tits
>>679660690
You ever been with an insecure chick though? Take all the fun out of it. I can see why you'd think like that but its a pretty beta way to go about things. If you can find a girl who is confident in herself and is in to you then fucking go for it and have a blast, must better than hearing "I'm so ugly" "I'm so fat" and all that other shit 24/7
This
>>679660851
kek
>>679654266
I'm with you man, I loooooooove fit girls
>>679660860
Keep dreaming faggot
>>679661073
The problem with thick women is they ate never sweet or nice or cuddly akways self important and stuck up plus i like my women a little goofy flewnessness is a turnoff to ms
>>679655319
So true, or they just wont fucking leave you alone.
>>679654851
I think I've seen this pic before - is she an escort?
>>679654959
Dude/10
How did you manage to fuck that up fam?
>>679660637
have fun jacking off to cp
Yum>>679653522
>>679661406
Sure thanks for the heads up mate
>>679657506
I prefer her cousin Francis Farts.
>>679660944
You're right in that a girl who is confident in herself and also interested in you can be more fun than a girl who spends too much time being self conscious and verbally expressing it to you incessantly, I'm not disagreeing with you. However, I'd like to say that there are girls who are like this (insecure and shy) and I have encountered a few, not so insecure to rant about their "flaws" so much, but I've encountered them. I'm not saying I'm like wearing a custom lenses in my brain to scan crowds threading through women in search of this specific type.
>>679661406
That's because they're not women. As far as flawless goes... They are one huge mistake altogether.
>>679656914
Solid. 15/10
>>679655383
Messy room/10
It's only a matter of time before she'll start to annoy the shit out of you
>>679661918
same anon, I feel like I'm spending more time on this subject on this than I initially expected but bottom line: shy girls can be fun when they enjoy themselves.
>>679662022
Look another one. I didn't think faggots could multiply
>>679662022
You say as you post something less cute amd less cuddly
>>679652997
>pic related
>>679661918
Hell if you can find these mythical beasts then more power to you. I just see a lack of confidence as a huge turn off, even if they aren't expressing it verbaly. Body language is important too.
>>679652997
I have an Ex who looks almost just like this girl! Let me tell you something... If you think high maintenance, self centered, evil cold-hearted people only come with perfect bodies and perfect faces you are mistaken.
Some of the biggest bitches I have ever known were average to ugly by western standards..
Bitched be bitches, can't change the nature of the beast!
Some of the shit you tards are into...
>>679659218
Theres my girl with the glasses, twat. I would rather stay a virgin then condone beastiality with whatever that thing you're fucking is.
>>679655924
Mixed grills are so much fun
>>679662429
>he used a facebook picture
Heh
