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>>679638721

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I have a story. It's pretty sad. a Greentext actually.

>Be me, 21.
>Gonna have the biggest party ever.
>Some retard forgets the drinks.
>It is I, of all people that is sent to get them.
>It's late, but I know stores open at this hour.
>I set out on my mission.
>Walking along a kinda crappy street.
>The orange glow of the streetlights throws beams of light towards the hard surface of the asphalt.
>Getting needlessly poetic.
>Hear footsteps behind me.
>ninjamode.exe
>Nobody there.
>Except a friend of mine who wasn't at the party.
Lets call him Paul.
>"Hey Paul, why weren't you at the party?"
>"I don't drink" he replies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
>He walks off, leaving me alone.
>I'm lonely.
>At least I know where the footsteps are coming from now.

Continue?

>>679639442
Keep going but stop the autism please

>>679639442
Continue please

>>679639442
Okay then.

>Been walking for a while.
>I hear footsteps again.
>"Paul? is that you?"
>Nothing there.
>I smell sweat.
>Probably cause I'm really stressed.
>The street isn't familiar.
>I've been walking for an hour.
>Have no idea where the fuck I am.
>Everyone's probably left the party already.
>Will the store even be open?
>Feelsbadman.jpeg.

The last part is next up.

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>>679639648
I never crossed her mind at all

: ^(

hi. today is my birthday and since I don't have anyone to celebrate with, I am going to make some random people happy.

Enjoy.. :)

Steam Keys

JXDY9-XE0VP-33V2N
VG5C3-38XYL-APQJK
TNJR0-YTIH7-4KEWM
TXWRW-85K3M-FGBWY
VA70L-24WFC-BHYQT
TGJ4I-3FAJB-DEWAG
VAVLZ-2BR9I-WI93D
7WYGX-BXCJ0-27GH6
TT2FD-W5Y6F-WANY0

If I am still sane, I may give out a couple more. :)

quads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVybJmtMFA

>>679639710
Shall I continue?

close

>>679639227
Ow. My heart

>>679639442

biggest party ever?
goes to get liquor on foot

die fag

>>679639969
Thx mate :) got the first 4

>>679640116
I came in a friends car. He didn't want me driving it tho. I like to walk anyway.
Final part. A bit long but worth the read.

>I'm Crying.
>This was supposed to be the best party of my life.
>And I don't have a fucking idea where I'm going.
>This street is crappier than the last.
>I hear a dog barking.
>Eventually get to the house where I hear the dog.
>Extremely crappy house. Dead garden, chipping paint.
>Dog is on chain, and really bruised.
>I begin to walk past.
>Dog struggles to get towards me, and whimpers.
>I walk towards him, and give him a pat. He's visually happy.
>Time for some fuckin' vigilante justice.
>I begin to unchain dogger.
>Thumping footsteps from in the house.
>Trying to escape with dog as fast as possible.
>Door opens, and with it, an explosion of cheeto dust and body odor.
Before you continue reading, I recommend listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
It will enhance the experience.
>When I can breathe, and the dust has settled, I look to the door.
>A furry.
>A obese furry, with spaghetti and Jizz stains all over his red dog suit.
>He howls and barks horrifyingly.
>I try to run.
>Too late. He tackles me and immobilizes me with his weight.
>I try to scream, but his paw covers my mouth.
>He repositions himself.
>I hear an unzipping sound, and brace myself for the unthinkable.
>Doggy style.
>As I cry, he penetrates me.
>I'm being raped. By a furry.
>He starts thrusting with the speed and power of ten-billion suns.
>The furfag blows a giant load up my ass.
>He runs off, leaving me on the driveway, dripping with furry Jizz.
>I cry for a solid 15 minutes on his front yard, and then run home.
>Everybody left the party.

Worst day of my life.

>>679638721
Well I tried to kill myself this week. I fully recovered physically in the hospital, and I walked out diagnosed with bipolar and on antipsychotics.
Shit is a bit shaky with my gf now. On the one hand she is trying to be sympathetic because I was really fucked up and she wasn't being supportive. On the other hand she is pissed as fuck because I tried to kill her bf.
And next week I have appointments coming out the ass. Doctor, psychiatrist, social worker, etc. And the cherry on top: I also am getting one of my fillings fixed next week because when I was manic I was grinding my teeth like a millstone.

>>679638721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDeRhF6PPNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlvccRHrqvw

>>679639710
Why the fuck would anyone walk for an hour to get booze? Are you Amish or just retarded anon? Please continue.

>>679639969
Didnt get one but happy birthday anyway fam. You always have us to celebrate with

>>679639969
thanks friend. i got the pirates gold key. this game has been on my wishlist for a long time and im so happy to get the chance!

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>>679640402

>>679639227
> tfw when you will never have a woman embrace you like so

>>679640508
How did you try to kill yourself?

>>679640762
2 bottles of tylenol.
It felt great before it started to hit my liver

>>679640402

this could be the most unfunny thing I have read on /b/ this year

>>679641007
no wonder as it contains paracetamol

>>679640346
>>679640644
I am glad I made you two happy

>>679640644
standby, I will be giving another set of keys :)

>>679641045
I hope it is. And it will be funny for purely that reason.

>>679640303
Just lost my best friend. Miniature Schnauzer called Tegan who was there when my parents divorced when I was 9 years old...pretty much the one constant presence in my life when I was growing up and moving between parents, moving to different towns, moving to different schools every year.

I miss that fuzzball.

>>679641132
Just glad I decided against my original plan to use aspirin and a razor. Fatal bleed while seizing would have been way worse and they would have had a much harder time saving me, if they even could.

>>679639268
This hit me hard.

>>679641550
Man, a grandfather that watches and encourages you while playing Far Cry.

Best Grandfather ever.

>>679640346
You greedy little shit

>>679640346
Fuck you

>>679641109
wow... my life... yep, feels shit alright.

>>679639324
The feels, man

>>679641254
>>679640637
These endings are fucking lame.

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last set. maybe.. :)

8JPPK-87ZTK-0TN9Q
9AWI2-DTN6D-CX9YK
9V6MT-8TQIK-DBNIK
CZWR6-55YTK-WYNQ5
LK0MN-QLZ0V-D58DB
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25VPH-YQZ4L-JMTVT
HBWXM-MZZFE-5H3ER
PYL0B-4KWD5-QWI0Q
CMY8X-YJNH9-VEDW4

I hope you guys enjoyed it. :)
unfortunately, I think my time is up. haha. hopefully.
this f*cking depression kills me inside. I am so hopeless. :/

please don't be like me. don't fall for false promises. always have something for yourself.

>>679642242
get yourself some strong meds and CBT for therapy

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>>679642242
Thank you kind anon
I'm so sorry it came to this

>be freshman in high school
>joking around in lunch as usual when a quiet new kid sits down
>let's call him ben.
>Ben doesn't talk, just eats his sandwich and stares blankly at our conversation
>everyone is too awkward to say anything or deal with the situation.
>this goes on for weeks
>people gradually get allot more comfortable making jokes about him, even though he never speaks
>say terrible things with him right there, without looking him in the eye
>"Even Ben gets more pussy than you."
>"That's gayer than the faggot watching us."

damn, I dont know if I can go on. I feel like he's still sitting there, watching me with disappointment.

>>679639227

That's hurts

>>679642675

so stop linking it over and over pls

>>679642242
Happy birthday m8, we are in the same train.

>>679639227
>>679640064
>>679640729
>>679642675
that girl could easily be replaced with a warm blanket and a hot water bottle.

>>679642935

not rly

>>679639648
That's not true, she still sells me pot.

Hello!
Hey charlie how are you?
Wanna talk, Charlie?
Hey! Hope you're doing well.
Happy Halloween.
Hey.
Hey Charlie.
How are you Charlie???
Hey Charlie, how are you?
Merry Christmas, Charlie. Hope you're having a good time.
Hey can I talk to you?
Happy New Year, Charlie.
Hey charlie whats up.
Hi charlie its Patricias birthday soon wanna come over. we havent seen you in a while.
Hey we miss you.
Please answer me, son.

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>>679638721
>be 11 and coming home with friend late at evening
>See mother with 3 kids and baby carriage.
>they have dog in leash and one kid is holding him
>suddenly dog goes doggy and starts ranning happily around, pulls the kid down and gets loose
>mother and the kids laugh at the dog doggery
>you and your friend laugh too
>dog runs to the road and BAM, metallic sound when it gets hit and ran over by car
>one loud dogscream and then its silent, everyone is shocked
>Driver comes out and starts apologizing, mother and the kids cry
>when we get closer, we see that the dog is "död" for sure, its crushed into a pulp under a wheel

>My first ever horror, sadness, pity and fear feelings were felt.

Pic related, this accident roused me same feels too.

Luka knelt and licked the rim of the pubechair. It tasted like peaches and made her enlarged clitoris quiver. This was certainly a stool woven of her discarded pubes. That was that. She knew now the situation she was in, or at the least, had some sort of grasp on the peril at hand. Luka was used to dealing with fans... This was another story. This was something that she absolutely knew she could not contain if left unchecked. The beast turned and met her gaze. It was the first time she looked the manbaby in the eye and she was now certain, more than ever, that her very worst fears had been realized. This was no mere mortal man. This was no fan, nor was it a fanatic. It was... a weeaboo.

"Ohayo, Luka-chan," the mouthbreather said.

"Okay, what's your name?" Luka asked.

"I--uh hold on," the manchild fumbled his maple spaghetti pancake mix. "Oh, they call me DEMO, b-but you can just call me Demo Deesy cus I'm my penis is easy," he thrusted his hips like a stupid idiot, why did I do that. I mean why did he do that.

The manbaby reached up into his sleeve and held out a finger as if to say "just one moment." He scrambled around up inside the armpit of his NERV shirt that he wore all the time because he was a huge Evangelion fan but like he wasn't pretentious or anything, he just really liked it. Luka was growing impatient. He was getting nervous, but he could feel the sharp edges of his limited edition Japanese holographic Charizard that he got off of eBay for $24 USD and pulled it out of his shirt at break neck speed like a lone samurai of great Nippon drawing his katana, splashing Luka in the face with a modest reserve of armpit sweat.

"Is THIS your card!?" The man shouted with authority.

"No, you fucking idiot."

"Oh, I--well most people think that first gen was the bes--"

"Do you have a car, or something? I need to get home."

"N-No."

"Okay well do you have an extra bed or something?"

>>679641109
I could've written this. That's how I always felt. What kind of mental illness is this?

>>679642242

I had depression too

>>679643493
"We can play Xbox One, the all in one inclusive gaming and entertainment system complete with Skype and NFL Sunday Ticket."

Luka's surmounting anger outweighed her pity. She was not far from her breaking point when she remembered something peculiar. Upon leaving the market that day with her Oreos and an entire roast ham that she had eaten half of and stored the rest within her spacious anal cavity, she received a mysterious phone call. When she answered, there was nothing but static which eventually segued into heavy breathing. Breathing that sounded a lot like this man's. She eyed him with hostility and he thrusted his hips once more. Why was he thrusting his hips? Did he think it made him look cool? Because it made him look really stupid and I think it's a defensive mechanism or something. The blizzard began to let up and Luka asked if she could go outside since he had the keys and had barred the door.

"But Luka, it's Christmas. Aishiteru," I pleaded with her. But she did not want to listen because she was being a tsundere, not a bitch, a tsundere, because she's not some 3DPD and thus can't be a bitch.

"You make me want to commit Sudoku," she said, but didn't mean.

>>679643575
I lunged for her belly button but she ninja flipped over my massive bear shoulders (I had been lifting a lot recently, she was mirin') because she's from Japan and I fell and almost drowned in the maple syrup spaghetti ocean that had been silently accumulating in the center of the room. Luka was hanging from the ceiling. The entire room was filling with maple spaghetti. Luka begged me to open the door, but I just couldn't let her go, and really sad piano music started playing. For some reason Luka took off her boots and held them above her head which didn't make a whole lot of sense to me but whatever, women, am I right fellas? So we started drowning and lo and behold Luka's anal cavity is actually way larger than I had anticipated. Along with half a roast ham, she began swallowing up all of the maplesketti and nearly sucked me in as well. I may have actually tried to get in and she closed the butt portal before I could enter.

Luka kneed me in the chin and stole my key and ran for the door. I was down and out for the most part, but I could still form words. And I knew that whatever words I formed would be imperative to keeping my waifu by my side.

"CONJUNCTION JUNCTION WHATS YOUR FUNCTION?"

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>>679642491
Thank you for the suggestion but I don't think that will help me out.
>>679642562
You're welcome. I hope I did make you happy.
>>679642824
Thank you mate.

>>679643608
But it was too late. Luka had pulled over because that ass was too fat, and buttblasted my syrupghetti all over the forest before running for the hills. I wasn't even the ichigo to her shortcake, while she was the entire doki doki to my kokoro. My soul wept and I thought of one last sick ass rhyme to leave with the world before meeting my demise, as the weight of my own autism would surely crush the very life out of me.

Just a shy guy.
You were my senpai.
And I know that I'm to blame.

Just a cool guy.
Who wants your hair pie.
And as I lay here, feeling shame.

I wonder why.
As I'm soon to die.
That you just lost The Game.

if youre getting depressed over a girl or lack thereof to the point of suicidal thoughts then you should remember that you came into this world without that girl and continue to exist without that forced need.

dont feel bad and lonely. if you dont think youre capable of a relationship then get an animal that you can give purpose to and care for. depending on the animal they will appreciate it more than any girl or boy could.

>>679642662
Go on

>>679642242

Happy Birthday

>>679643506
Social anxiety. Shit sucks.

>>679642745

Why m8?

>>679642935

That's not true

>>679642935
If anything it will make you feel more pathetic

>>679639324
What a fucking fag holy shit

>>679641008
what a fucking bitch she bamboozle'd him on purpose

>>679643624

You're welcome

Should I ask her out?

>>679644818
What the fuck do you think

>>679643115
Never waste your time on people who don't want to be with the actual you, but rather some imaginary 'improved' version they think they can shape you into. They never had any interest in you in the first place. They just think people can be manipulated and shaped into any way that suits their wicked taste.

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>>679644818
It is not clear what she wants, and it will be very awkward if I ask her out and refuse, since we will be classmates for another 2 years.

>>679641195
what are you, a FAAAAGGG!??

>>679639969
Happy birthday anon, thanks for the treats

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>>679645289
nope
nope nope nope
nope
noooooooooope

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>>679646777
>yfw when the little girl's brother is dead too
nice trips btw

>>679639969
Happy birthday Anon <3

>>679639364
The problem with this kind of self-indulgence is that people fail to realize everyone else if fighting that same battle. Life is not fair - kill yourself or get over it. It's that simple.

>>679641766
chills

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>>679646777
thx for making me cry faggot

>>679645066

Damn right there's so much blind hate. Not as much deaf hate, but still plenty of it.

Lost my hearing as an adult. Got called out one time making fun of a girl I used to go to school with for being deaf and she ended up finding out about it.

When I lost my hearing I hit her up on FB and told her what happened. She helped me learn to sign. All sorts of feels - this girl I was an ass to is the reason I can communicate.

Sometimes I get dragged down by all the assholes in the world, but then I remember how many legitimately great people there are out there.

it's a new day /b/, and my feelings haven't faded yet

>>679649881
If tears don't fall down your cheeks it's not crying. If you wipe them when they're still in your eye, you're not crying. Sniffling is allergies, not crying.

*keeps trying to convince self*

>>679650041
I ain't clicking that shit, nigger

somebody post the super dad emt who cant lift the car from his son :_;

>>679645289
just do it. you will regret doing nothing more than an awkward experience.

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contribute m8's

>>679651750
There are 2 options:
Her best friend is also a friend of mine, she really likes me (as a friend), so I could speak to her, or I should go directly to her and ask her out. What do?

>>679640008
Yes please

I don't think anyone will read this but whatever. Yes I'm a girl. And yes I'm just as bitchy as the girls you're all whining about. One of my very close friends asked me out last week, and I didn't even bother answering. I avoided him all this week even after his friend told me he teared up when he told them about it. I've done this to him before, too. Last year. And he gave me a second chance as his friend. Why did I do this? I just don't know. I feel absolutely terrible about it. But, I can't help but feel it's for the better. He's a wonderful guy. Really. But I'm not a nice person. He deserves a girl as nice and caring as he is. Not me. I don't think I'll apologize again. I think it'd be in his best interest to hate me and move on. I know he'll find a girl that's better than me. And I really hope he does. So guys, my message to you, is get over her. Chances are she's just like me. A complete bitch. You deserve somebody as good as you, and you'll find her.

>>679652135
Why wouldnt you answer? What the fuck man...

>>679652822
Have you considered suicide you useless niggerfag?

>>679639743
damn :(

>>679652822
ITT: girls making excuses for sending mixed signals

protip: "get over her" is absolutely right - but the fact is all females are, to some degree or another, batshit crazy

>>679652135
why dont you answer man? he is your dad wtf

>>679653372
I agree. However I don't think it was 'mixed signals' I was simply just interested in being friends. And I made sure to be clear on that. I do agree that women are crazy. I've seen this firsthand with my mom kicking my dad out. Girls are harsh. And I don't want to hurt a guy like my mom hurt my dad, so.

>>679652135
Fuck. You. Unless your father has abused you, then fuck you. I'd give absolutely anything to see my dad.

>>679652822
Nah, just make up your fucking mind.
If you like him then go out with him, if you don't tell him to fuck off.

We're not living in a fucking movie, there are no better choices, there is no drama, there are no better solutions. Stop wasting your fucking lives and above all stop wasting somebody else's.

>>679654402
My point. The whole reason I'm not going to apologize is so I don't fuck with him again. I realized that was my real mistake.

>>679654008
I've seen girls employ the same logic you used to justify not talking to him. It's common for girls to go the route of ignoring the guy, and if confronted about it they say it's because they'd rather the guy hate her than have unrequited love for her.

That's all bullshit. While there are exceptions to every rule, girls do this because they don't want to deal with confrontation and ignoring the guy is the best way to do that in their minds. The nonsense about being okay with being the bad guy is just an excuse (however conscious) to validate what they're doing.

Plus, ignoring the guy and saying they're okay with the blame causes the girls who do this to hurt the guy more than they could if they'd just be honest and frank with the guy.

sauce: I'm a bi male who has both had this nonsense pulled on me and watched girlfriends (platonic) of mine justify this shit to themselves and each other.

>>679639324
feels r real

>>679652217
Anyone?

>>679655255
I get what you're saying, but I'm being honest here. I've known myself long enough to know that I am not a nice girl. I don't like other people, and after experiencing my parents' relationship failing miserably, I know I never want to be part of one. I also know that my feelings about people change very quickly without a reason. However, I do not want to hurt a guy's feelings again, so I don't want to ask for his forgiveness because the same thing will happen again. I know him very well, and I know at this point he probably hates me. If I apologize I'll seem like I've had a change at heart and he will most likely feel feelings again. I realize that by being his friend and knowing he had feelings was a really bad move, and I don't want that to happen again. I know this is for the better. I have no issue apologizing to people, but this time it wouldn't be the right move given this situation has happened before.

>>679639969
Have a great one, anon!

>>679652217
>>679656326
I personnally prefer asking what here best friend (so your friend too) what she think about this, and if she/he can help me to geting closer to this girl

But that's my personnal opinion on the subject

>>679656442
i bet you are fat and ugly

>>679656631
The only problem is that if she tells the other girl, won't be much fun for me. Idk, been thinking of what to do for days, can't make up my mind.

>>679656664
If I was fat and ugly I would've probably killed myself already

>>679656753
If it is really your friend she like you , I think she will keep the secret with you until you ask the other out

>>679642662
Fake and gay

>>679656442
I never said anything about apologizing, but nice straw man.

You need to tell him you're not interested - but completely clear and straight-forward about that fact - and if you don't want to be friends after that, then that's fine.

The choice is NOT between: (1) apologize or (2) never talk to him again.

The choice IS between: (1) be straight-forward with him about not liking him or (2) running away and not dealing with life like an adult.

>>679643289
What the hell do i see in this pic?

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>>679656843
They've been friend since childhood, as far as I know, so I don't see why she would say it to her. I haven't told anyone else what she has confided in me, and she neither, as far as I know. I guess I am being a tremendous faggot.

>>679657167
You're implying I say exactly the same thing I've said before without saying sorry? That seems just as bad, anon.

>>679657408
There is always a risk , and in the end it's all up to you. If you don't try you will probably regret it if she goes with another guy and you never tried.

>>679657681
Not giving him closure on the issue of whether you like him or not and, therefore, leaving him any hope of something happening between you two is worse than any of the shit you're worried about.

>>679657987
It's not that I'm worried about anything, I just didn't want to lead him on or something, but I guess that makes sense. Thanks for the input

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drkhPPLuNs8

>>679643057
kek

>>679658432
Sure thing. Keep shit simple with guys and be straight-forward, we don't come up with convoluted plans the way girls do but spend a lot of time trying to figure out what a girl ACTUALLY means/feels/thinks because girls aren't straight-forward.

>>679658826
sauce?

>>679639743
Oh god I cried like a little bitch, poor guy...

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>>679659286
Welcome to the NHK

>>679657838
I know. She shown me some signs of interest, but during last week, she's being cold to me. Anyway, thank you for bothering to reply.

>>679659199
I'll definitely keep that in mind

>>679657170
written by a chomo kek

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My dad has lung cancer and is just a husk of his former self.

He was always a tough parent and back then, as a kid, I was always afraid of him. I didn't want to be near him at all costs. But now I know, I see his true intentions.

I regret not spending more time with him, seeing the big picture when he scolded me, or tried to teach me shit and prepare me for the bitch we call life.

I love him. We still have a rather cool and distant relationship, but we know that there's love.

I just wish I could do more than to just watch him wither away.

>>679659286
Anime called NHK

>Me, 18.
>Last year was pure horseshit, I realize what I wanted to be my whole life just isn't for me
>Leave college, dumped by my gf
>Whole year spent getting drunk every weekend til I was passed out
>Usually fuck random girls I don't even like, sometimes pretend to care for them and try to simulate a relationship between us
>I don't really care that much for any of them, I don't feel a thing for them, I just do it to try and feel loved somehow as if they would fill something inside me
>One day a friend and I met this girl she's 15 by that time, she looks pretty normal but something clicks inside me
>Heart's racing, "H-hi, I'm anon..."
>I ask for her phone number, it was hard as for some reason I felt so overwhelmed by her presence
>We start texting, she won't hang out with me, I'm a weird stranger, but that only makes me want her more and more
>"so what are you doing today, X?" Let's call her X
>"Not much, I'll be hanging out with some friends for someone's birthday but I don't really feel like it"
>"Oh maybe we'll get to see each other... Hmm I... I gotta go over there to buy some clothes" She lived like an hour away from my town.

Cont.? I'll probably have to leave, hopefully will get enough time to drop the whole story, it's a tough one...

guys im kill

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>>679660991
same
>mfw

>>679660497
I watched my father slowly die from colon cancer.
It's the most heartbreaking and destructive stretch of time in my life.
I haven't been the same since he passed and I will always carry his dying moments in my mind.
Just try to remember the good times anon, that's how I've been able to get along.

>>679641008
this shit happened to me with lyrics from a song. shit was embarrassing.
but we where already going out so it wasnt too emberrassing

>>679644994
dude some people are shitty and need to be changed lol.

>>679660916
>I go to where she lives and wait in a park for like 3 hours in hopes I see her
>She shows up with all her friends, comes over where I am and greets me
>She sits down with me, her friends go away but she doesn't care
>We walk around her town for hours, talking about nothing and everything
>She's too interesting to be just 15, wtf...
>I have to leave, I'll be meeting a friend on the night
>"Hey X I think I kind of... Want to do something..." I kiss her
>She kisses me back, best kiss of my whole life, she does it so carefully, slowly, full of sweetness
>I'm madly in love with her
>"Hey anon, remember I told you I was acting tomorrow in some stupid theater? It'll be at 6pm"
>"Damn X! I have to go to this wedding with my family..."
>"Yeah I know, that's why I told you, I would be so embarrased if you show up, I just didn't want to hide anything to you..."
>She stops talking and stares at me, straight in the eyes, smiles and my heart melts.
>Next day I'm at that wedding, it's like 2pm and everyone is getting ready to eat
>I have no car whatsoever, she texts me "Hey anon, I really liked yesterday"
>I got out of the wedding, no word to my family, start walking
>It's a 4 hours walk to her town from where the wedding was
>I won't be there to watch her, I don't have the money to pay for it anyway
>I got there at like 6.30pm and wait for her to get out of the theater and surprise her
>Finally she gets out, it's too late like 8.30

>>679646777
im too stupid to understand what happened here

>>679661294
That's the funny thing, what I percieved as bad moments of my life, were actually good things. Like when he made me play him in checkers for hours, it was horrible for me as a kid but he was trying to make me exercise my brain, or when I couldn't get our 20 year old lawn mower to start by pulling the cord because my muscles were too weak, he'd scold me and push me until I got it to work.

He was an ass but he toughened me up.

>>679652411
That actually almost made me tear up

>>679663168
It's always something written on /b/ that's completely relatable

>>679656996
This just gave me aids

>>679639846
worth the read; fucking depressing.

Well, it's been nearly 2 years. She was always so proud of what I had done; no matter how small or insignificant. She would always help with my condition and always helped our family when we were struggling. She was like a second mum. I just wish I could talk to her one last time, wish I could've said goodbye and told her how I loved her so. Rest in Peace Nanny, thanks for everything. I love you.

>>679641746
I'm in tears. Makes me want to actually start lifting. Maybe that's a good idea. I have a lot of anger inside me, maybe I can finally unleash it in a safe and controlled way instead of always keeping it inside, and improve my body at the same time.
Thanks, Craig.

just told my crush that I like her. We're friends for 7 years now, but the big crush began 3 month ago.

I'm fucking shivering right now, because this could ruin the whole friendship

>>679665861
Godspeed, anon.

>>679665861
updates for us on how it goes anon

>>679666102
>>679666219

still waiting for a reply.
I texted her and even this was hard as fuck

I don't know what I do when she says that she doesn't like me


But I also don't really know what to do when she does either

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>>679666558
still no reply.
I feel like throwing up

I hate it when you care about someone so much you are afraid to lose them, even if they dont care about you too much until you are gone. I have always been there for her, but she never was there for me. And now im afraid if she has gone and done something stupid. Its almost 30h ago when i last talked to her. Usually she's always online, but something happened, she was somewhere, drinking. i always think of worst possible scenario even if it wouldnt be so bad, but im still scared, i just hope she is alive.

>>679666558
I know the feeling, and I hope that you won't experience any disappointment, and everything works out just great for you, in either cases. Hope you get her to be your girlfriend.

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>>679667108
I feel for you , it's hard to wait that kind of reply

>>679642935
It's true. I fucked a warm blanket once.

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>>679667217
That brings me memories, i was happy when she said yes.

>>679667108
chin up, she is just thinking it over

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>>679667108
As that anon said >>679667517, and I hope for you that only a reply that will make you joyful will eventually show up :-).

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>>679667517
>>679667318
she hasn't read it yet.

I just hope that I did the right think.
But I know that I had to do it

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>>679667973
You did the right thing. You'd regret it much more to see her w/ someone else, etc. You had to get it off you, to me, you didn't had a choice.

>>679668331
thanks

>>679643156
Holy shit

>>679668398
I'll stay here, post what you think/what you want get off you.

>>679668483
thank you. I don't really know what I want to talk about right now.

I'm scared right now.
She's a really close friend.

>>679661663
cont? or is that the end of it?

>>679668968
I understand how you feel. I'll try to keep the thread alive so as you can post when she replies to you.

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>>679669372
just noticed that she left her bag here when we we're drinking at my place with some friends on Thursday

it smells like her perfume. And really doesn't help right now.

>>679652822
I could get pissed like the other guys on here who have been friendzoned, but that doesn't really contribute anything. Empathy though.. I mean, I see what might motivate you to make a call like that. You're a self-loathing girl. Thats nothing particularly unique, but you see yourself as such a POS that you rejected the one person capable of seeing your value. In his eyes you're not perfect, but in his heart you are. I guarantee he thinks youre the most beautiful thing in the world, and not only are you denying yourself the comfort and rewards of a loving embrace, youre breaking his heart in the process. Youre taking away his ability to feel that way about another woman, because it may never be safe to do so in his eyes. But its not too late to see what it would be like. After all, he's a great guy and being beside him at night could be the happiest time of your life. In the end you'll never know if you don't take a risk.

>>679667973
Best of luck fellow brother, really hoping she feels the same way about you, but in the off chance she doesn't, make sure it doesn't fall into the awkward stage. You must do your best to ensure you guys remain good friends. Be proactive in maintaining the relationship

>>679670388
inb4 white knight...fuck, too late!

>>679670107
Patience, she will see your message and reply eventually. I know how bad is the smell of her perfume when she's not here...

>>679670391
thanks.

I don't know what to do when she says no.
We're both in college and study almost the same thing. And have to do 2 different projects together this semester (with a few other people)

>>679670611
I'm not even defending her. It was insight

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>>679670841
I'm that guy >>679670616
I want to ask a girl in my class out, and I'm afraid of about the same thing, having to deal with her everyday and/or in some group projects, if she turns me down. At least you found the strength to tell her.

>>679639969
all the best anon

>>679661663
I'm back, I will continue shortly if the thread is still alive, 5 minutes.

>>679672000
Will make sure it stays so.

>>679672000
Plz continue, anon

>>679639969
Happy birthday, bro!!

>>679671444
>>679672000
Nice trips

>>679671371
I already lost a few opportunities, because I didn't tell the girl how I feel.

I always had a little crush on this girl, because we have so much in common, but not so big that I wouldn't date other girls. We were just close friends and she had a few boyfriends of the time.
But she broke up with her last bf 5 month ago and it kinda clicked when we were together (just we two) in a club 3 month ago.

I just had to know today, because the uncertainty is killing me