>>679630476
wew lad that is one tricked out ironing board

>>6796305
Well funny you say that....

>>679630837
what is it really tho?

Looks like some kind of medical equipment.

>>679631074
mri table

>>679631074
no shit

>>679630476

how is assembling shit is hard?

>>679631189
really? whats that thing on the left? something for dialysis or something?

>>679630476
i play videogames professionally
sometimes i get depressed when i lose

>>679631289
nope. as per our agreement i quit csgo.

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>>679630476
WTF am i looking at?

>>679631392
r u on a boat bitch?

>>679631286
bags that hold gadolinium and just has information

I'm a CPO for a medium sized company.
Job in itself isn't that hard.

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I work on customer tickets for maybe an hour tops and then play videogames/watch movies/smoke weed the rest of my shift getting paid $12.50/hr, which isn't a lot of definitely bearable.

I still want nothing more than to cease to exist though

>>679631289
I literally want to commit suicide every time I play videogames for over 2 or 3 hours.

>>679630476
Dude I just fucking get baked, go into work, and cook peoples food for a living. It pays all my bills and I get to travel around quite a bit. Who needs to work hard if you can do this shit ay

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>>679631465
Just chilling on board, It's nice when you see some sun after 15h

>>679631519
eat a bullet homie, maybe then your employer could get some decent help

>>679630476

Nice MRI magnets

3 Tesla right?

>>679631425
Medical equipment. Thing on the left is a renal dialysis machine, not sure what the other thing is, maybe MRI?

I'm the guy who fills the slurpee machine with the coloured syrup that makes different flavours check fucking mate

>>679631617
are you a homosexual and tax payer burden in the navy?

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I mak gaims. Breddy hard.
The job itself ain't hard. Living with it is. Shit pay, crunching, irregular hours. Still, it's fun doing so with likeminded collegues.

>>679630476
A lot harder than yours you fucking college educated kike brainwashed normie scum.

I also bet that I make more money in a month than you do in a year. Pussy.

>>679630476
OP are you a nurse?

>>679630476
Halcon.com

>>679631837
OP is probably a tech of some kind. Nurses don't know shit about how machines work

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>>679631726
Not more than your papa,
And don't worry I am not even from you lovely murrica, but yea It's awesome when all you money goes to only your pocket.

>>679631947
depends on the type of nurse but you are probably right

>>679631964
wat

>>679631831
now that you got that off your chest, do you feel better anon?

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>>679630476
I see toes.
What is going on here op?

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silly wagecucks, I just get free neetbux at the end of each month and live happily ever after

I drive high priced escorts. Get paid pretty good money (all cash) to play videogames, smoke a ton of weed and chill with hot girls every day. I share the room with the girl I'm driving. Some are stuck up bitches but most are pretty cool.

This job has made jerking off a rush. I've even managed to rub one out with a girl sitting less than 4 feet from me while having a conversation with her.

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I work as a freelance lighting engineer. Getting a nice pay of $50/h.

Pic related

>>679632051
Fair point. Im a paramedic, so i deal with shitty retirement home nurses who don't know their head from their ass a lot. ER nurses are normally alright

>>679631289
Happy mate you're on stage now stop posting on this chinese cartoon image board and beat DIg :^)

What job?

>>679632123
i dont want a handout. i am smart and capable to make my own money

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>>679630476
trans cam whore
job is simply jerking off and playing with my boobs
I make roughly $400 a night for 2 hours of "work"

>>679631519
How do I get a do nothing job?

>>679630476
Well I'm a male nurse working in heavy trauma service, so you must kinda know how hard it is

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I make control systems for industrial machinery.
I make 75k$
Shrug
Sometimes it's more challenging than others

>>679632189
I would love to be a paramedic!

UPS driver.

We throw your shit around.

Time is money.

80,000 a year.

>>679632618
You look like a fag in those tiny brown shorts though

>>679632595
Not as much fun as you'd think. It's an alright gig and i make alright money, but having to go to highway accidents all the time is a bit of a downer

I have to help the worst technology impaired people on the phone. They have zero gratitude about it so kind of a Dark knight job. Average pay

I work in a arcade in the ghetto with niggers and spics a poppin and their 20 children, we have like 2 good arcade games, fucking spics refuse to learn English so their children translate which pisses me the fuck off. Niggers will come in and fucking trash the place with food and spill shit and fry classic arcade motherboards and shit and never tell us like the niglets they are. Fucking these people are such degenerates they'll have a god damn birthday party in the front of the store with a tiny ass table and 4 chairs and bring their whole taco fuck families and complain when I tell them to fuck off.

The place is owned by fucking kikes who pay us Jack shit regardless of the store raking in fucking 5k or more a week. The games barely get fixed because the techs that come to fix it are incompetent morons so when they do a shit job fucking niglets and taco jrs come complain to me about it

Last week I cleaned up nigger shit off the floor in the bathrooms, the fucking niglet even stepped in the shit, took foot steps, and got it all over the god damn floor.

Even fucking customers say they feel awful for me because the fucking animals that come in

>>679630476
Sometimes mines hard, sometimes it's not. Depends on the situation.

>>679632721
Shame my education is do shitty or I would do it. Do you get a lot of gore or do you get used to it? I'd worry about getting nightmares

I'm a translator so I just get paid to write stuff in different languages. The difficulty depends on the document.

>>679632618
>80,000
Bullshit. You guys make like 35k a year. Cuck job.

>>679632790
I would love to own a arcades but I would have NO FOOD OR DRINKS allowed signs everywhere

>>679632960

we are union bitch. deal with it.

>>679632189
Im in nursing school right now. Im trying to be an ICU nurse and eventually a CRNA. Some nurses, especially nursing home and hospice, can be lazy and unskilled.

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I make maps

>>679632861
I've gotten used to it, but not everybody is the same. It's pegged as a 10 year career, as thats the most a lot of people can do it for, wether it be due to the gore/ptsd, or your body just can't life 500lb fatasses anymore. If you wanna get into it, try to have a plan for what to do next. Im thinking i might go the nursing route, and possibly into med school afterwards

>>679633055
We do have them.

It's in the ghetto and it's cheap, so niggers and their fucking ape children flock to it

>>679632949
What is the pay like and are you in high demand?

>>679632189
Also, I think you can become a firefighter once you have been an EMT. I don't know if that interests you but its something to think about.

>>679633055
Need to increase the price on all the machines no nuggets can't afford to stay long

>>679630476
Im a researcher.
If I get results, I keep my job

If I don't I loose my funding and loose my job...

Shit is tough

>>679633072
Good luck! All the ICU nurses who I've had interactions with have been best kind. Most of the time nursing homes seem to have no idea about anything in relation to their patients. Had to go for some 90 year old recently. Nurse flipped at me for asking about a DNR

>>679631675
specialty bed, it rotats to keep patient from getting bedsores, and can invert to help things like lung drainage for pneumonia patients

>>679633072
Once you become a registered in the uk you will never be out of work nurses are always in high demand you lucky bastard

The only difficulty in my job is fighting boredom.

Not very.

It's the working conditions that make it hardish.

>>679633180
You can go the fire medic route, and theres some demand for them in bigger cities, but I don't live in one, and i'm not sure if im going to want to. Might go the ACP route instead

>>679633115
you make creepshot cams for the space shuttle toilets?

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Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

>>679633280
Oh neat. I've never seen one of those before. Hospitals out here are all too low-budget to get anything fancy like that

>>679631807

Programming too but making websites.

The hard part is that you mostly maintain websites made by fuckign morrons with outdated solutions and every change you make looks like plumbering : you fix a pipe here, another one breaks somewhere else.

>>679633129
I'm freelance, it's not full-time work, I have up and down periods during the year. Made 90k USD last year, I could make more if I took more work but I'd rather have free time and travel.

>>679633318
Ya its a good job. Demand is high in the US as well.

>>679632407
Nurse in a small community ER here. We're a Drama unit, not a Trauma unit. Lots of psych and welfare cases.

>>679633087
Nah I was born deaf for five years got thrown into special needs schools/classes now I am either unemployed or doing no skilled jobs my life's shit but I see ambulances fly past me and it makes me sad but oh well hoping to become self employed soon don't wanna waste my life making other people rich anymore

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>>679632340
surprised no one asked me more about this
i'm totally wasting an engineering degree lol

>>679633515
Not that guy

I was considering nurse but then I realized I'm a guy so I'd just be insulted, and two all these fucking fat fucks and shit I'd have to wash them and everything

>>679633412
But can you cut down the mightiest tree in a forest with a herring?

>Systems developer engineer
>Responsible for 12million dollar systems
>Since I'm an engineer I know my shit which makes the job easy. If your job is hard you're a dumb fuck

>>679633499
freelance is definitely for hustlers

>>679633625
Ya my skin isn't that thin. The job can be gross but at least it isn't boring.

>>679632144
I want to be you

>>679633659
Usually yea but I don't have to find my own clients, I work with a law firm and they send me everything

>>679633413
I only saw one during a clinical rotation for nursing school. Only top end hospitals have them.

>>679630476
I hire, train, and pay people to take care of our elderly clients. Sadly I can't pay well... which leaves me with a relatively high ratio of unstable retards as employees. it's pretty hard.

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>>679630476
I do IT-Sourcing in automotive like outsourcing stuff. Get proposals, negotiate them. Drink some coffee 8-16. 73k $

>>679633813
Lol we're definitely not top end. We're lucky when there's empty beds in the ER and the MRI is working

>>679633774
I don't have thin skin either, but it just always bothered me.

And yeah jobs are usually boring as fuck, so that's fair

>>679633227
>Im a researcher.
> loose

I work at a pharmacy. We buy short-dated medicines for huge discounts. Then we return the drugs for full price. We made over $1,000,000 in profit in 2015. I got paid like 15k because I am part time.

Table games dealer in a casino.

45-65k a year depending on tokes.

My back, hands, and wrists are fucked up at age 29 and now I hate blacks, Asians, and old people.

>>679633625
>>679633774
then there are the drunk party girls from the local college. There one friend has had too much to drink, so they drag her in to the ER for "Alcohol Poisoning." While she i sleeping it off, the drunk friends are all flirty.

>>679633625
You train and register as a nurse and then you can go into any field nurse now is a really broad term you normally specialise so you could be doing anything

>>679633783
Don't blame you. It's paid for me to travel extensively. It actually allowed me to meet my fiance (while travelling, she isn't a hooker) and in 5 weeks move to the other side of the world.

The Canadian economy is fucked so we aren't as busy as we use to be so I'm getting out at the perfect time.

>>679633984
lol nice

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>>679631465
>boat

>>679633948
Our MRI is in a trailer out back. Not availabel most of the time because it costs too much to keep the technician on call.

>>679633999
I was leaning towards paramedic but I'll look in to it

I just want a job that actually matters and I can genuinely help others

>>679634125
be a bartender.

>>679633610
I am guessing your parents are disappointed?

>>679634226

bar tending is only worth it if you get a mixologists license

>>679632699
Underrated dubs

automotive collision tech, $60,000 a year.
I'm getting too old for this shit.

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>>679634049
>It's paid for me to travel extensively.

So essentially you get to sit in meetings after hours on shitty flights, with no extra time for sightseeing.

Don't bullshit me, bro. I've been on the whole "business trips all paid for" shit-show scam ride for years.

>>679634049
Ever thought about living abroad and just being freelance translator for some agency I am sure you could overcharge or just charge companies to translate stuff into English quick cash

>>679634226
I want to help people not kill them

>>679634125
Paramedic is better in the short term, nurse is better in the long term. Depends on how much school you want to do and how much money you want to make

>>679634263
no, considering I helped my mom finance a BMW and my dad is dead

>>679632389

lurking for the answer to this one

>>679634340
6 months of working in the health care system and i guarantee you will not give a shit

>>679634125
I've thought about working with children as a nurse that have short time to live but dunno how it would feel especially if I bonded

>>679634340

Fuck people.

Spread pain misery and death professionally like that drug dealer and casino dealer.

>When someone new learns I work in an ER
"You're a nurse Anon? What's the coolest thing you've seen?"
>What do you mean by coolest?
"What's the grossest thing you've seen?
>I answer the question, in detail
>They regret asking.

>>679634358
you should get the bachelor's if you do go nursing tho, that way you have future options if you ever want to make more money (or stop wiping asses)

>>679634358
I'm fine with short term, I could change my mind later down the road

Paramedics don't make bad money and the job seems like it's rewarding in itself (plus that pussy)

>>679631289
fuck you, s1mple, you and your team are a bunch of choke artists

>>679634340
Trust me, there are people that need to be killed.
>>679634423
Amen

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I'm a mercenary, I usually get put on oil tankers and scout for pirates all day. I fucking hate africa so bad, I hate niggers, I hate the ocean, I hate cleaning my guns almost daily because of fucking salty moist air.

Anyone ever worked with sick children that have short life expectancy I've thought about doing it I might have developed the coping mechanism for it but wouldn't know unless I tried

>>679631686
Dam Dan

>>679634568
I'm the arcade guy

99 percent of the people that come in I want to shank and see die

But at the end of the day, if I can save one person's life, good or bad, its worth it. Because I actually accomplished something. These other fags who do meaningless jobs can't say the same.

>>679633246
I'm an ED nurse. I hate getting patients from the nursing home. The paramedics generally know more from their transport than the shitty report I get, if I even get one, from the nurse at the home.

>>679634641
Do you enjoy killing people?

Not troll, I'm actually asking

>>679631286
Looks similar to Plasmapheresis, though could be Dialysis.

>>679634508
That's what I'm thinking my next step might be. Get bachelors, go to med school, ???, profit

>>679634537
It's an alright gig, talked about it a bit more in an earlier post. If you want to do it, just don't become one of those cocky, know-it-all EMTs. If you're fresh outta school, you don't know shit

>>679634641
How many confirmed kills have you got?

>>679632144
>This job has made jerking off a rush. I've even managed to rub one out with a girl sitting less than 4 feet from me while having a conversation with her.

lolwut?

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$37 hr and I calibrate calibration equipment. No stress job and half the time I'm in a temperature controlled 20 degree Celsius lab.

>>679634794

Who wouldn't?

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firefighter here

sometimes it sucks but thats why im doing it. call me a faggot but safing people feels nice

>>679634683
Actually my father died when he fell off a roof. I wasn't always a tranny and we ran a father son roofing company. The day before I turned 18 we were breaking our asses trying to finish the last job of the month and then we were all going to go out to the desert off roading for my birthday but my dad slipped and fell 2 stories and that was it. Mom sold the company and I went transgender.

>>679633625
I'm a male nurse. I don't get insulted. Carry yourself with some pride. Most patients assume I'm more competent than my female counterparts simply because I'm a male. Also, don't work on a floor with patients that can't take care of themselves. Work in the ED.

>>679632340
y trans?

>>679631686
I sued to me a manager of a 7-11... so I told you to fill the fucking slurpee machine on midnight shift after you clean the shit on the walls in the crapper. check fucking mate and i fucking gaped your king in the ass

>I work in ICT change management, specifically in software engineering team.

Currently on a project to automate manual processes in a major government department.

Job isn't very hard, repetitive and have to work odd hours, but loads of downtime, I spend most of my days talking shit to colleagues or browsing the net. Work from home a lot of the time too.

>>679634810
I'm not one to let power go to my head, or ego.

>>679634886

until you get shot by niggers and your son founds a white supremacy gang.

Coal mine Electrical Engineer, can be brain taxing but worth it. $200k PA

>>679634794
No, I have to fill out forms and get harassed by local nigger officials.

>>679634816
doesn't work that way champ

>>679632790
NYC

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I'm a lab fag at a chemical plant. The difficulty of my job varies and is largely based on what the production schedule calls for, the season, and the skill of the operator. Multi-tasking is key and it's easy to be overrun with shit. I've had shifts from hell and cake walks, so you never know what you're walking into which is a big source of stress. It pays to be clever, analytical, and at times ballsy. Especially when you're adjusting a $40,000 batch of product that may be sent to the sump if fucked badly enough. I haven't botched anything yet in my 18 months I've worked there, except for the time I shattered a gallon of concentrated HCl all over myself and the floor. I met the HAZMAT team that day haha Overall, I enjoy it.

>>679634780
It's because we actually talk to the patient lol. Nursing homes (at least the ones I've been in) have always had the nurses be floaters around the whole unit, ergo, they don't know any actual details and the people who are with the patients all the time aren't qualified to give any report of any use. We had to go for a pt with trouble breathing, took us 15 min to get there, they were just putting oxygen on as we walked in. Dude was fucking blue.

I sit around at a phone store all day doing close to nothing but masturbate and waste time cause nobody comes jn

>>679634886
I've got mad respect for fire fighters you guys do an amazing job if I knew you in real life I would buy you a pint and shake your hand bro it's a very tough job

>>679635012
i'm german and don't live in a third world country

Van driver
15k GBP
It's ok sometimes, I generally do a few hundred miles a day so I can stick to motorways. I'd be satisfied if not for the shit pay, considering getting a HGV license and making relative bank.

>>679634508
In the US all hospitals are beginning to require BSN for entry level positions because they want magnet status and because the American Nurses Association is full of bad ideas.

>>679634923
because I like living as a woman
beats sweating my ass off on a roof all day

>>679630476
Security guard, 0/10.
I get paid to watch movies and tv shows, read books and play games.
If an alarm goes off I have to call someone and that's that.
I can't think of a job easier than this.

>>679634909
You ever work in icu?

>>679634967
That's the way to be. Stay humble, always be receptive to criticism and never stop learning. Shit like that makes a great medic

>>679634894
Holy shit your dad must be rolling in his grave for having such a pathetic son

>not carrying on your father's legacy
>becoming a literal faggot instead

>>679630476
I work at a metal fabricating factory with my dad. I can't weld yet so I do most of the metal carrying/hauling/loading.
Not mentally challenging though.
Just mindnumbingly dull
You pick the heavy thing up, you put the heavy thing down, repeat.

>>679632172
This is actually really cool. Are you familiar with guys like Kuroda, Johnny R Goode, or Jeff Waful? Kuroda does the lights for Phish and the Beebs.

>>679634854
do you use calibration equipment to calibrate calibration equipment? And if so, who calibrates that?

>>679634263
They are more disappoint about him being a trap.

>>679630476
lol faggot... i sit at a desk reading about which businesses to invest in and get paid more than i know what to do with... no seriously the first few years it was houses and cars and boats but now i laugh at you fucking cucks with your super complex jobs while i fuck whatever hot ass 21 year old slut i want before letting her off my yacht in the morning so she can go wash the cum out of her pussy... you guys are fucking chumps

>>679635073
thanks man i appreciate it!

>>679635048
Wait til there is a fire and it becomes a chemical fire shit like you see on the news that shit is hardcore

>>679635155
How much training did you require anyways

>>679635015
200k for an autistic electical engineer no wonder the taxes in PA are so high.

>>679635060
Had a patient with deceased LOC and what appeared to be left-sided drooping of his face and slurred speech. Called the nursing home to find out his baseline, nobody fucking knew. Initiated stroke alert and his daughter walked in 5 minutes later telling me it was his baseline and he has dementia.

>>679635139
After 1 more year in the ED I plan on switching to CCU because my ultimate goal is CRNA. I love the ED though.

>>679635198
lol

>>679635162
Guessing you didn't read the part where I am making $400 a night just jerking off on my web cam. I never have to break a sweat ever again.

>>679635199
mom is cool with it now, she just got her nails done with me the other day actually

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>>679635078

>Doesn't live in a third world country
>Gets charged 90 marks for using 2 showers worth of water in a hotel room.

>>679635264
Please tell me more things that never happened

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>>679635264
Can you teach me how to be so alpha bro?

>>679635134
But you have an engineering degree, yes? Wouldn't that mean you could do something other than camwhoring?

Also: what happens when you get old and ugly?

Wat then, tran man?

>>679635079
Is it true that modern trucks are auto driving now like some gps shit that drives itself

>>679634641

How to become a merc?

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I work at the DMV. You tell me.

>>679635135
How do I get that job wtf

>>679635405
???

>>679635198
When does it end!!!!!?

>>679635390
>Guessing you didn't read the part where I am making $400 a night just jerking off on my web cam. I never have to break a sweat ever again.
Id surely be proud of my son for doing this, surely.

>>679630476
My career is rated as the 2nd highest stress position, behind some Military field officer.
24 hour shift, followed by a day off, followed by another 24 hour shift. 20 minutes of my work accounts for 8 hours of physical labor of your job.

Firefighter/EMT

>>679635442
im mtf and I am investing what I make from cam whoring. Sure one day I will do an honest job but for now I am 21 and have almost enough to buy a house.

Perfect.

I'm an optician.
So I can dress nice everyday.
Nice temp in winter and in summer I got airco so always 22° here ! en I eat when I want and watch movies when there are no people like now :)
Got 1 guy working for me and he almost do everuthing. I just show my face to the clients and talk with them and stuff.

I earn around 7000€/month

love my job

>>679634886
how many people were saved in those pallets?

>>679635264
0/10

>>679635307
My course was 9 months, but since I finished they've changed the program to a 2 year course. I live in Newfoundland Canada, and it's different in every province. Not sure how it works in the US. I think you start at an EMT and then go up to NREMT and then Paramedic, but im really not sure.

>>679635320
You'd think that everybody would recognize the guy who likes all strokey, but apparently not. We showed up at a nursing home one night and all the doors were locked. Took them 10 min to send somebody to unlock them

>>679635534
how haven't you killed yourself yet?

>teach in North Philadelphia
>100% black, 100% below the poverty line
>teach is a generous term
>struggle to keep students from doing drugs, fucking, or fighting in my classroom for 45 minutes at a time
>if I don't catch them red handed, on camera, they get away with it
>few of them will graduate. Fewer will go to any sort of higher education
>most of the girls will be single mothers
>24% of the guys will spend time in prison
>every day, I see the hopeless black hole that is swallowing my tax dollars
>I honestly thought I could make a difference in the beginning
>every day, my heart breaks a little more
>a job is a job tho....

>>679635390
And that is why you will never be nothing more than a pathetic excuse for what could of been a man.

I don't care if you made 4k a day, you're still a joke. No better than a nigger stealing TVs for drug money

I work on .NET applications and write SQL scripts for 8 hours a day. Gets boring sometimes I guess.

>>679635674
show tits

>>679630476
You know when they dig a long-ass tunnel from both ends?

I'm the guy who makes sure that both ends meet in the middle.

>>679635594
Why don't you get a less stressful job then?

>>679635306

We have a specialized oxidizer storage building to avoid fire and damage catastrophe. Also, all of our nitrite and nitrate raw materials are kept under strict lock-n-key so no Ahmeds or Muhammads can't steal them to make ANFO bombs. :)

>>679635705

At least you tried breh. Can't say that you didn't

>>679635712
>I don't care if you made 4k a day, you're still a joke. No better than a nigger stealing TVs for drug money
cry harder faggot

>>679635747
That's a thing?
How does it pay?

>>679635073
Unless they work in a good sized city firefighters are overpaid tax whoring jobs. 80% of their day is just sitting around, working out, and getting free training. The volunteers do more work most of the time.

>>679630476
im a porn actor but i dont get to have sex with girls, i just work as a side actor/figurant.

Depending on the job it is pretty hard, if im working as cuckold on a scene or something shit can get pretty tough.

But i do get to see the girls up close and hang around with them, so there is that.

My job is so fucking easy. Workplace is 5 minutes walk from home. Good pay. Something new everyday. Hot women everywhere. I am still depressed and suicidal though

>>679635863

More interessting,how do you do it? GIS?

>>679635559
Apply to it and when they ask you the usual questions, don't fall for it. They literally WANT lazy people who have no ambition.

>>679635594
I'd buy you a beer if I saw you in a bar. Medic here, shit sucks. Keep your head up

>>679635705
I never learnt to respect my teachers until I no-longer had to have them.
I feel sorry for you bro.

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>>679635747
just out of curiosity:
>what if they DONT meet in the middle like 1 meter apart?

i know it would be expensive as fuck but how on earth would you fix something like that?

>>679635819
Was gonna say you could always sell those chemicals to people in Saudi Arabia like the us government become a millionaire over night

I can't post images

Or I would post image of top secret aircraft I'm working on

Firefighter here

80% of the time were doing nothing or shitty medical calls

The other 20% is hard physically demanding work.

Love it to death

>>679636009
Turn

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Funny how the norm in this room is to say "I dont do anything and get paid a little and am proud of it" I work hard I earn good fucking money and I take pleasure in grinding worthless fucks like them into dust every day. Enjoy your "career" signed Alpha Boss Put your comments to management in here

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>>679636009
I also want to know this

>>679635861
I don't cry about little shit because I'm not some faggot twink like you

You're a joke man, your father busted his ass raising you and roofing, building your own company, and you fucking live your life as a faggot. Don't try to manage the company, man up and take charge because your father's not around.

Absolutely pathetic

>>679635892
You sound mad bro did a fire fighter take your mother away from your beta dad

I manage a major media account for a marketing company. I pass directive from the client to operations, manage resources and strategies to drive kind, and handle the billing for about 12 million in sales a year.

The difficulty has peaks and valleys. When it's hard it's a 10/10. When it's not I can leave at 3pm after walking around talking to people.

>>679636101
>Successful men spend time in /b/ shitting on people with less
Lol
Okay

Junior lawyer in a law firm here. I hate it - clients are dicks, the work is frustrating, you never get it work of your head. I haven't had a holiday in two and a half years. The pay is not so great either (could be worse though). I would like to do something else, but I am not qualified for other stuff.

>>679635932
Are you actually one of those fluffer betas?

>>679636130
Not sure you get what being trans is. Even if I wanted to man up, my balls are gone and I have breasts.

>>679635963
What is the job title?

I make TNT and make 26 dollars an hour.

I work for an hour and a half and then go to the smoko room for an hour.
12 hour shifts, 3-4 days a week, 3000+ a fortnight.

>>679635647
No shit you're M2F.

Missing the point.

You're better off getting a day job (in addition to camwhoring) and building a resume and tangible work experience then doing nothing and suddenly having to jump into the working world with no experience. You won't be able to keep up the lifestyle or pay the property taxes on that house.

Use the day job to get experience, use the cam money to build a solid chunk of capital to invest with.

>>679635892
you clearly dont live in a 500k people city

i get out 2 - 6 times a day while one or 2 are false alarm. workmates get out simultaneous often

>>679636095
Why not work for an airport then

>>679636263
Way to ignore everything else you useless faggot.

I hope your father is in a better place you never get to go to.

Kys fam

kthnxbai

I make smoothies for overprivileged white kids.

Well its not hard but stressful as shit, work as a chef, small kitchen big restaurant
One chef, 200 seats
Like 1000-1600 guests in one day

>>679636247
I thought your job involved stopping guilty niggers from going to prison

>>679636426
Because airport is even slower, I know guys who do it and they sleep for most of the shift.

>>679636475

Triggering intensifies.

I'm a pool guy. In the spring I have to stick my hands into filters and pull out rat guts. Yesterday I pulled out a pile of intestines from an above ground pool filter and noticed several rabbit corpses at the bottom. Also found a human penis in a filter a few years back, turned out the guy was a cutter and had his thingy dangling and stuck it in the Jacuzzi port and when it came off he said he was happy about it.
kill me

>>679636263
you know the majority of those who transition come out as being unhappy with their decision years later? In-fact statistics show trans people commit suicide more after transitioning than before.

It's just funny how the left is so willing to call a mental illness (Which should be treated) normal.
I wish you luck, I hope you're happy with your decisions.
I hope you beat the odds. But you've likely fucked up.

>>679636351
Ever take some chemicals home with you what's the security like there

>>679635851
The worst is September. Every year a part of me really thinks "this year could be different".

My job involves preventing terrorists from Allahu Ackbaring all over my country.

Yes, it is hard OP.

>>679636605
>6
you forgot about all the money and jewels you found in the filters claiming it to be yout "tip"

>>679635988
What worked for you?

>>679636252
I expressed myself wrong. What i mean is i dont get to have sex with anyone.

Even if i work as a cuckold, my josb is just to stand there. Sometimes i do something like licking the girls feet, or suck a dildo, show my cock, stuff like that, but no sex.

>>679636765
You one of those NSA cunts?

>>679636639
that was a single study and it was only about people who transitioned after fucking 40 years old. I transitioned at 18 so I pass perfectly, why would I be depressed?

>>679636464
>I hope your father is in a better place you never get to go to.
hahaha a christ fag, heaven isn't real moron

>>679636365
Property taxes here are nill almost so its not a big deal

>>679636480
1600 covers on one chef? The fuck?

>>679630476
Easy as fuck. I fire people. Sometimes just demote. I'm contracted to be the guy who gives bad news. Since I'm not part of any company I do the work for and don't know any of the people I encounter, I dont have to give a flying fuck.

They walk into the room, we close the door, I tell them they're fired and hand them a prepared packet of papers. Usually give some standard reason for the dismissal, give a few suggestions to where they can go from there, and inform them they have an hour to clear their desk/cubicle, return their badge and leave the building. We give an hour to give time to arrange a ride home.

>>679636913

he's going to burn right the fuck out.

>>679636869
Ever thought about going gay for pay I hear you can earn five times more money

>>679631519
Y'all need a challenge mate. Easy life is what's killing ya. Sounds like you need something that makes yer brain tick. Something that makes ya feel alive when you solve a challenge.

>>679636235
You have less because you are less...Okay

>>679630476
I am psychologist at the oncology department at the general hospital. My job is hard because I have to deal with death every day.

Yesterday I closed the eyes of a patient after she left her last breath next to me.

I'm a dishwasher and we keep running understaffed, so we spend the entire shift trying to get everything done

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>>679630476
Same shit.

>>679636911
I was talking about those who are younger. They make the decision before their hormones have even balanced out. People change so much between 13 and 21 that those who make the decision in that age range end up regretting it.

I have a question. What's your take on telling people you're trans? Say you went to hook up with a guy/chick. At what point do you let them know?

>>679637149
Do you get tons of personal days?

>>679637143
So you're autistic, right?

>>679636565
Not really, I deal mostly with corporate law, real property conveyancing, business transactions etc. - the everyday stuff. What I hate the most is the stress of doing something wrong, missing or omitting something, losing track of my cases...I think I chose the wrong career.