>>679619899
Chek'm. Also, teleportation.

>>679619986
You never know where you will teleport.

>>679619899
You can't kill yourself.
Ability to siplace matter with my mind.

>>679620117
You can only displace radioactive elements.

Ability to control time.

>>679620244
You age the equivalent amount of time traveled.

>>679620177
>>679620244
Chek'm.

Ability to manipulate fire.

>>679620244
You're a nigger.

>>679620362
But only when you are on fire.

Ability to have super strength.

>>679620439
But you can only use it when sleeping.

Super speed.

>>679620439
Only when you have a rock hard erection.

>>679620534
Only when you shitting.

The ability to planeswalk (travel between planes of existence)

>>679620609
Define plane of existence.

Ability to never grow bored of something.

>>679620177
everything is radioactive so... yea

Ability to not feel pain at will.

>>679620678
Multiverse theory. Every possible version of something or someone exists in a different version of reality.

>>679620793
stop being a smartass. any element that has a half life of less than a minute.

>>679620829
You can't get back to the one you just came from. Not for a while at least, you'll need to manually find it everytime.

>>679620795
Once you stop, youll feel all the accumulated pain. youll have to do this every 24 hours, to prevent using it until death without consequence.

>>679620933
That's not so bad.

>>679620795
But your an Arab

>>679621018
That's not so bad since youll be blowing yourself up for allah pretty soon

>>679621007
remember, infinite alternate universes. you need to go through every one in order until you find the one you were looking for.

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>>679621086
EXPLOSIVE DEATH IS ALREADY PAINLESS

You can bang any chick you want

>>679620439
You have no arms or legs

>>679621169
but you will get a new std each time.

>>679621169
You're a nigger.

>>679621204
>the restriction can't nullify the ability

>>679619899
You will never be able to sleep.

>>679621314
He still is super stong in his penis

>>679620376
>>679621018
>>679621268
sooo creative :^)

>>679621386
penis isn't a muscle

>>679620609
Only in realities inhospitable to humans

X-Ray vision.

ability to breathe underwater

I'm going with teleportation. Seems legit.

>>679621562
only while having a seizure

>>679621596
you can sometimes warp into a solid structure by accident. chance increases by 0.05 everytime you warp. doesnt mean whole body.

>>679621463
You're still a nigger.

>>679621581
only while vomiting, or nude

>>679621562
you cant see in any other wavelength anymore.

The ability to materialize anything from my own mind

ability to bring someone back from the dead

power of dubs

>>679621708
What about like in the movie "Jumper"

>>679621804
you need to shit it out though. it appears in your colon.

>>679619899
Granted, however your cells never die and stop dividing and growing requiring ever vaster amounts of food to sustain bodily functions, gravity becomes punishing and your vast mass causes your body to collapse upon itself, breaking your bones which subsquentally regenerate themselves from each individual part causing immense pain as nerves continue to regenerate and break constantly. Your skin sack like flesh and bone mass of a 'body' (at this point a heaving mass of indescribable pain) is riddled with growths and tumours, your eyes, ears and nose long sunk into the pile that is you and you are doomed to eek out an existance by constantly breathing in your own farts.

Fucking autism level faggot op who wants superpowers but can't get any pussy.

>>679621834
only people you hate or despise

>>679621839
on a thread about to be pruned

>>679621880
That wouldn't be a problem.

>>679619899
You require exponentially more food to remain active as you grow older, or you grow lethargic.

I am immune to age, disease or any other 'natural' death or infirmity.

>>679621977
by what rate does it increase?

the ability to always have the exact amount of money on hand to pay for any purchase.
ex;
>go to restaurant
>spend $120.59 on dinner
>have $120.59 in pocket

>>679621984
evwryone wants to study you and you will be chased for however long it takes for authorities tl figure out everything about your genes and shit

>>679622082
Fucking exponentially. Jesus fucking tard. It says it right there

>>679622138
it will always be in pennies

>>679622211
kek
>buy yacht
>2 million dollars in pennies in pockets
>literally a fucking room full of pennies

>>679622205
>what are cuadratic functions
exponentially only means the factor sometjing grows by is increased each time it grows. doesn't say anything specific. did you fail middle school math?

>>679622138
Granted but you're frugal and won't buy anything you dont need and even then will always find the cheapest option.

>>679622319
fucking kek

>>679622319
the copper would be worth more by then

>>679622205
are you retarded?

ability to see the future

ability to consume anything and absorb its characteristics

>>679622475
but only 1 second into the future

ability to destroy any matter by teleporting antimatter into it from another galaxy or wjatever

ability to be a nigger

>>679622138
But you are forced to live with niggers and become their "white boy" to attended their every need

>>679622598
granted.

>>679622138
You'll cause inflation

what are these dubs this thread
>>679619899
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>>679622644

ability to manipulate water

the power of seduction

turning invisible

the ability to stay awake on class

ability to turn into anything i want

>>679622886
but only once

>>679622866
classes are 50 hours long

>>679622866
Women's studies class

>>679622863
only when your eyes are closed

>>679622834
only attract landwahles and feminist sjws

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>>679622765
Ability to check 'em at any time unconsciously.

>>679622805
but only while you are swimming

>>679623029
youll never notice you GET

>>679623029
your*

The ability to see farts.

>>679623155
but that's the only thing you can see.

Ability to be able to persuade anyone to do anything

>>679623362
but only once

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The ability to materialize anything that I think of if I want to materialize it.

>>679623509
you will need to piss it out though. it needs to go through the urethra or be medically removed from your bladder.

>>679620609
The uncanny ability to be hated by locals anywhere you go.

>>679622863

But only towards girls.

>>679623362
Only to be your accomplice in practical jokes.

>>679623573
Holy shit, brutal. "Man I really need a knife to cut this apple up."

>>679622524
being able to see only 1 second into the future would turn you into a god in terms of just about any sport.

>>679619899
The ability to kill white people by looking at them

>>679623961
whites have moved on to another planet leaving niggers and other inferiors behind

>>679623860
yea man
life sucks, then you die.

>>679623961
But only after you have slaved for them in cotton fields for 20+ years

The ability to control any probability

>>679624195
but you can only decrease its likelyhood

>>679624195
Can only be 0 or 50/50.

>>679623961
Whenever you kill a white person by looking at it, your wisdom teeth get pulled out and start growing again.

>>679624273
thats not consistent. he could always just wish for the opposite probability to go down, therefore the truly desired probablity goes up.

>>679623961
each time you do it you lose 5 liters of blood in the process, by bleeding out of your eyes.

>>679623961
everytime you kill a white dude. 10 niggers die.

Extreme Charisma, giving me the ability to hold motivational speeches for my fellow proletarians.

>>679624412
Exactly, this ability is fucking impossible to limit

I have the power to give myself new powers at will

I can control the sexual desires of every sentient being within 1000 light years.

>>679624811
Every time you make a new power you get a full load of fresh cum straight to your eye. You can't make a power to defend against this.

>>679624886
you cant control yours
rekt

>>679624998
So they're just as they are now? I don't see why that's a problem.

>>679624195
except the ones that will affect you

>>679621495
retard

>>679624950
Joke's on you, I love cum

>>679624645
youre an sjw

>>679625049
topkek

>>679625091
Try taking it in the eye, gayfag.

>>679624886
except the opposite sex

>>679625077
penis has a muscle below the balls, but the penis itself is just spongey tissue...

Ability to not be physically damaged or harmed

>>679623874
Instant global elite

>>679619986
You can't teleport through things. If you're in a room you have to walk outside before you can teleport. If you want to teleport through a building you have to teleport around it.

>>679625284
you will never experience any sort of sexual pleasure again. or any pkeasure, for that matter

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>>679619899
Ability to get any girl i want

>>679625334
doesnt air count? myabe you sjouldve specified you cant tp through solid matter.

>>679625454
but youll never have sex with them.

>>679620609
Each time you take a breath you get an ass tumor that is oddly shaped like a horse dildo

>>679625509
air counts, you can teleport only under water or gas

I can give myself GBP whenever I want

>>679621169
But they're all "chicks" as defined by 4chan, in other words they all have giant cocks.

>>679625672
your tendies will always be cold and undercooked and you cannot change this.

>>679625240
you sure do love penis.

>>679625747
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>679621562
You get exposed to high doses of radiation each time you use it, making you look like modern day bill cosby.

The ability to go to any specific alternate universe by just thinking it up in my head.

>>679624195
You can only control the probability of what will happen and not of what will NOT happen. Also, for every 10% you use in a certain usage of your ability, you need to add 0.1% to the ultimate probability that you will die the next time you use your powers.

>>679621596
You can only teleport when getting fucked by a nigger.

>>679621804
You're autistic and can only imagine PS2 and Clone Troopers

Every b8 thread I post will hit the image cap limit without any further intervention from me

the ability to shapeshift into anything/ anyone both fictional or non fictional

>>679621834
They come back with the brain or soul of a different dead person.

>>679621984
Nobody likes you because you have a strange smell that constantly follows you, making you be shunned from society for the rest of time. And you still have a finite amount of memory.

I can grow an extra finger at will.

Anyone who even thinks about expressing a negative opinion of me dies instantly.

>>679622475
but you see from someone else's perspective and you need glasses, therefore a majority of the time you'll be unable to see most of what's happening.

>>679622516
You only have an appetite for black cocks.

>>679626240
Finger grows within your bum.

>>679626341
Everyone who think positively of you forget about your existence

>>679626466
Perfect!

>>679622568
You can only do it to things that belong to you.

>>679622805
But only box water is better

Recreating the universe and all timelines at will, with just a thought and saying amen after it.

>>679622863
But each time you do it a little bit of your dick doesn't come back.

>>679626606
You're a hypocritical atheist/nihilist.

Knowing what people think

>>679622866
Makes you forget everything from the class period.

>>679622886
But you only want a big black cock.

>>679626743
you cannot turn it off, and the amount of voices in your head drives you insane

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BUT IT NEVER WORKS

>>679626743
People know what you're thinking after you found out what they thought.

>>679626743
but anyone you do it to gains the power to read your thoughts as well at any time/place.

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The ability to not be bound by restrictions.

>>679626743
But you're a nigger

I have a BBC even though I'm white.

>>679621495
Are you really this dense?

>>679626943
But you're gay

Negation of restrictions by other anons.

>>679626967
But you have erectile dysfunction

>>679623573
"Goddamn I wish I had a pet elephant- OH JESUS FUCKING CHRI-"

>>679626999
check'um

>>679626943
only works physically and your mind is controlled by the media.

>>679627017
but you don't have any superpowers

>>679623961
Every time you use your new found power you get a kidney stone the size of a gulf ball. And being a member of an inferior race you're unable to afford to go to the doctors, therefore you have to piss it out manually each time.

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I want the power to get dubs, trips, quads, etc. at will.

>>679624645
You're hellen keller.

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>>679620297
Underrated post

the inborn ability to immediately cease to exist

>>679627410
but only outside 4chan

>>679624811
You can only give yourself the new power to make new powers.

>>679627475
>show up in 2277 to check out the future
>almost 300 years old

>>679624886
You're 1000 light years from any life.

>>679625191
>he speaks from experience
>calls the other guy a gayfag

>>679627475
still allows him to stop the time. while not great, it can still be worth it.

Mind control

I have the ability to make furniture sentient

>>679627525
kek

>>679627683
Only works on people with 150+ IQs

>>679625868
You have schizophrenia, so all the universes are fucked up.

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>>679627756
I'll be in some real trouble if this guy catches me then.

>>679626240
You can only grow the finger in your urethra.

>>679626606
You can't enter those universes or contact the beings of the universe in any way, accept by sending some text that is ludicrous and ridiculous to attempt to explain yourself to these primitive people.

>>679626743
But you can't stop hearing their thoughts after you've tuned in.

>>679627688
All furniture is extremely racist.

>>679626943
But not being bound by gravity makes you float into space unable to contact humanity for the rest of time.

>>679628110
Damn son, that's rough. I can imagine that would get annoying super fast.

I am able to manipulate time

>>679628240
Kekm8

>>679627821
Okay hernie

I can generate clones/duplicates of myself, including all versions of myself that have previously existed, like 16 year old me and shit

>>679628324
how long you spend in frozen time/how far ahead/back you go, that number in years is removed from your lifetime.

>>679628413
All copy selves try to kill and replace the original self.

My super power is that I can do anything.

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unrestrictable omnipotence.

I can read minds.

>>679628413
But each time a clone clones itself you cease to exist. And when the clone's clone clones itself it also ceases to exist and so on.

>>679623155

Everyone else can see yours.

>>679628539
But you create a rock that pins you down that even you cannot move.

>>679627688
The furniture has suicidal tendencies and kills itself within an hour of you making said furniture sentient
Also, checkem

>>679628510
But you're too lazy to do anything.

>>679619986
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>>679620829

but you die as soon as you only start to think about using your powers.

>>679628510
Anything but read.

>>679628641
>what means unrestrictable

>>679621834
They stay at whatever state of decomposition they're at when you bring them back though.

The power of precognition of everything that will happen whenever i have to make a choice

>>679628732
Really? We had another shot at Hitler and you had to ruin it.

>>679628671
Well shit, I didn't

>>679628800
You have downs syndrome. Not that creative, but fuck you.

>>679628722
If it's unrestrictable then he can't be restricted to only being able to create things he can lift.


paradox m8

I can turn into a werewolf

>>679628823
he'd still be alive but he'd be all skeleton and rotten flesh.

>>679622968
Are you saying his eyelids would still be visible?

>>679628910
>>679628910
A female werewolf in heat

>>679620376
you're pretty funny m8

>>679628907
and this is why omnipotence doesnt exist. rekt, god. anything that relies on unrestricted comprehension will paradox itself.

>>679628800
But you're a blind, deaf, mute, four limb amputee.

>>679628823
>>679628973
>implying his body isn't being preserved by science

>>679619899
I can stop time but I do not age while time is stopped. Be more creative than you do age

>>679620856
kek

>>679629096
>take one third kennedys brain
>take one third hitlers brain
>take one third einsteins brain
>put in walt disneys body
>make the world great again

>>679626519
so, ur mum?

>>679628902
>>679629062
Not even real restrictions guys
I'm disappointed

>>679628973
Pretty cool tbh.

to post another day on /b/

>>679629226
Fine, you're severely retarded and your parents make every choice for you.

Can steal die at will

>>679621712
ok

>>679620747
But only things everybody else find boring

>>679629208
no ur gay

>>679629412
but you're an albino

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>>679629184
>implying Kennedy was biological

>>679629112
When you stop time, you stop as well.

I can transform into any cute anime girl I like, and choose to enter their world if I wish it.

>>679629333
But you always get trips so noone ever does anything other than CHECKEM!

>>679620747
But only when you're doing something exciting.

>>679629517
Only if the story has a tragedy tag, also you cannot change anything in the story

>>679621495
maybe yours isn't but mine sure is fag