HELLO! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! WHOEVER ROLLS TRIPS AND SAYS THEIR WISH IN THIS THREAD WINS THEIR TRUE DESIRE!
HURRY! THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE WILL BE GONE SOON!
DON'T MISS OUT
no more jews pls
no more niggers pls
>>679611396
roll
More jews and niggers pl0x
more juice and piglets plos
that my mom doesn't have cancer :(
>>679611335
To send all of the niggers and mudslimes back home
>Non ghetto blacks with a drive to at least try are ok
>Mexicans as long as their not gang members and are legal are ok
>Arabic people who are FUCKING AMERICAN, don't want sh ria law, or to fuck kids and kill people are ok
JUST NOT THE NEGATIVE SIDE
>>679611335
I want a suit of power armour.
never ending wishes
>>679611335
to have Rebecca back.
A jew
all of u die
niggers tongue my anus
I wish I was happy.
I win the lottery.
>>679611335
I wish that I roll dubs!!
>>679611335
Sure. I wanna win the jackpot on the scratch off lottery
top kek all life
>>679614096
This stupid game is rigged >:(
I wish for cute gf. My chances of trips are pretty low though ;_;
roll for a billion dollars
Rolling for a better tomorrow.
Im going to seattle and my wish is that my anxiety stays in check.
No more niggers or Muslims pls
Roll for my ex
I wish for a swift end of all nigger and sand niggers.
i wish for aids lol
I wish for black men to be the supirior race. White boi stay made
no more 4chan
I hope to fuck my hot friend tonight
I wish the world ended
>>679611335
Need my cock to grow some more.
I wish to go Super Saiyan.
>>679614412
Reroll :^)
I wish for true immortality. Never aging or dying. All wounds and illness heal almost instantly. I would wander the world and see things I couldn't see in one lifetime.
Trump for president 2016
>>679611335
sleep tlght pupper
>>679614778
I hope you get the gay
I wish all humans died
Infinite weed and acid money is all I wish for.
i want my girlfriend to be faithful to me
I wish for Eddard Stark to return to Game of Thrones.
I want for a global disaster to happen.
>>679615048
Reroll
i wish for a real-life charmander
I hope ayylmaos take over
i wish for all of you guys to be raped by a 13 inch black cock
I wish OP would kill himself
>>679614455
Rolllll
I wish /b/ was not shitty
Wish for more wishes
I wish that I could still be with her, fuck I miss her so much.
I wish for another holocaust
>>679611335
I wish I was happy.
I wish OP was a faggot. Oh wait, my wish already came true.
I wish for 3 more wishes
eradication of the human race
I wish Satan was real
I wish women weren't whores
>>679615674
reroll
zero fucks given
>>679612851
i got you man
I wish I got trips
I'll be with the girl I like. And I hope she accepts me as a /b/tard and beta fag
I want all the people of this thread sucking my cock
I want to be rich and happy
>>679615775
so close, fucking shits,
re-reroll for >>679615674
being able to go to mars
>actually winning
>>679615492
Reroll
>>679615210
Rolllo
I wish my 2D waifu was real ;_;
I wish I could form reality as I please
I just want to go super saiyan
I wish for everyone with an IQ below 110 to perish.
>>679616008
so fucking close :'(
reroll
>>679616003
reroll
I hope all the gays, traps and trannies die
I wish Anita Sarkisian becomes enlightened and stops being a feminist
I wish for trips
>>679616103
one more
To be happy, with the girl I love
I want to be God
>>679612966
Best wish.
>>679616222
kek
I hope Bernie Sanders dies
>>679616222
WINRAR
>>679611335
>>679616222
Checked
>>679616222
check em!
>>679616214
reroll
>>679616222
That is gets scrapped.
>>679611335
PLS i want to life a noce life
I wish to live a life free from worries about money.
>>679611335
I wish to be happy.
>>679616222
The future is looking bright.
>>679616547
fuck.
I wish for that thing i want.
I wish for Adam lafuckface and maroon five to die in a horrible plane crash and for no one to give a fuck about it, be happy.
i wish for unlimited wishes for everyone in this thread.
>>679611335
wish to be able to transform phisically in any other people
>>679616958
rerrooolllll
I wish for everyone's wishes to come true, except mine.
i wish for a pony.
I wish I could roll quads 4 lyf
>>679611335
can I just die already?
I wish a qt trap gf
Pls
>>679617010
you're lucky. you could have destroyed the very fabric of reality. Which is what I'm going to wish for now. :) *fingers crossed*
I wish to finish my thesis in a month
>>679617010
Reroll for x/0
bring back firefly
>>679617334
>tfw off by one
Wish I didn't have to piss
>>679617334
too slow
unlimited wishes for everyone here and bacon.
I wish for the white house to burn
Wish for a custom mold butt plug
>>679617650
reroll
Quads get
i win
Skip the bullshit.
Just kill yourself OP.
I wish everybody in this thread gets cancer
>>679617960
including yourself? rolll
>>679611335
I wish OP die.
I wish she would love me instead
I wish i can fuck Judy.
>>679612966
i am ok then :) give me my green card now please :)
i wish to be happy
>>679618445
It escapes you yet again.
>>679611335
I want to be a multi billionaire
I want to be a multi billionaire before im 23
i wish i could afford a steam game so that i dont have all free games anymore
>>679617776
You're too slow!
>>679618910
You mean he ist too fast!
>>679611335
I want retards like you to stop coming on here
>>679619009
if only you got trips m8
do you want /b/ to only be facebook faps and pics you shouldn't share? Did the post detract from your experience of wanking?
I wish for no more niggers
I want OP to be banned.
>>679611335
i wish 4chan would get shut down
I wish all of you would turn into Chris-Chans
i wish OP would stop being such a faggot
i wish jackie chan would start a youtube blog
i wish i had a longer pepe
Graduate med school, and get a 6pack.
I wish that Milhouse were a meme
>>679612966
Murricaaaaaaa
Why is being american a requirement lmao u guys
Your picture reminds me of all those pop up ads! Remember before adblock existed?
>>679611335
OP to kill himself
I wish my life could amount to something. I wish I could quit smoking and drugs. I wish I could stop masturbating 5 times a day. I wish I went to university. But I know wishing won't make me any less a piece of trash.
Make this guy more popular, he has posted on here before https://youtu.be/ihAnIzsI14k
Become president of the United States of America
All Muslims die tommorow.
I want new BMW5 car :)
>>679611335
I wanna become the c++ programmer
To have friends
I wish for a 13 inch cock.
I wish for everyone's happiness
>>679611335
I Want to become a professional programmer
I wish for a better paying job so i can support my incoming child.
>>679622875
So go to a gay bar, you'll get one eventually
I hope nothing happens.
>>679620998
So close bruv. You can make those wishes a reality though i believe in you.
I wish for some money if I get quads someone better be sending shit to my paypal
>>679623303
FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE
>>679623331
AND AGAIN SO CLOSE WTTTF
>>679611335
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her
I wish that one day here very soon, i would walk outside and see everyone shitting their pants for some reason, literally every person on the planet all shitting their pants for some reason.
no i am not wishing for terrorism. i am not wishing for war. i am not wishing for biological weapons..
i am wishing for a prank of epic proportions, supernatural or otherwise, where life is in all ways normal before and after, except that for a day, there is just a massive pant shitting.
I just want to be happy
>>679611335
genuine fulfillment and happiness for me and my loved ones
i wish i had a billion dollars
I wish for a qt3.14 Bang Minah gf and for my dick to be huge
>>679611511
Pentuples?
Pussy 4 lyf
A good life with my dream job
be happy
I wish I could be in the same dimension as my 2D waifu.
>>679611335
I wish I could bang that hot blonde from work thats 16 and with a BF.
>cmon trips
Delete USA, Israel, and the UK from existence. Thx.
Yellowstone wakes up.
Delete USA, Israel, and the UK from existence. Thx.
Plz.
i wish to get dubs
ez
Check em'
>>679611335
I wish my mom my sister and I were together in the US and happy for a long time.
>>679624558
reroll for proper grammar
I wish I had my $5000
>>679624558
>>679624597
reroll again
i wish that i could have fucked brittany murphy before she died, damn that girl had some nice tittays!!!!!!
and something about her face and big baby doe eyes.
i bet her pussy smelled like heaven.
>>679611335
Can I finally kill myself?
>>679624671
>>679624597
>>679624558
reroll once more
i wish that someone would invent vagina flavoured ice cream
>>679611335
I wish they'd finish Sonic Underground.
>>679624558
>>679624597
>>679624671
>>679624784
reroll one last time, I want my family back
>>679611335
I wish life wasn't pointless.
inmortality for me and my family
1 billion dollars is my wish
>>679624865
one more
I always wanted a gaming pc..
i wish i had never done the bad things.....
>>679624906
screw it one more
I wish I had a personal free hit man
>>679625000
Winrar
i wish for niggers to all die
>>679611335
Just want to be genueinly happy.
i wish i had gotten to play with brittany murphy's tits!
i wish people would stop being such buttholes
Just want an amazing life
>>679625000
>>679624558
good wish
i wish a nigga would
>>679625266
i wish a nigga could!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YugureYowane/
More friends, less mean people too.
Bro I want telekinesis pls
>>679625339
Shit pls
Reroll
i wish i would get trips!
>>679625326
Wow, I was close
My one true wish is a secret though
i wish this thread would 404 right now
>>679625384
fuk bro I wanna trick some ppl
move a magnet without another one n shit
ghost finger some one
>>679625456
reroll
i wish for a qt gf
>>679625500
fuck bruh but I don't want double dubs
I want my psychic powers n shit
>>679625546
no pls
i wish that i was a beautiful woman
>>679625586
yo pls 3 more rolls for telephonekinetics
re roll >>679625266
i wish i have nice boobs and a sexy vagina
>>679625439
Even closer than before.
>>679625326
Y'know what? Just more friends to play OJ
I wish I was a little magical girl
I just wish I had a steady income and a beautiful wife with kids I'm so stressed out every god damn day because I know that I'm wasting my time and I know I should be working out I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does I wish that I could be happy instead of living with constant anxiety
>Just kidding kill all niggers
>>679625647
No pls
i wish i had a vagina
>>679625689
pls bruh
>>679625743
no rly
>>679625657
Closer, but not enough.
My wishes
7s get healthy child
>>679625772
m'wishes please
>>679625818
pls wish for magic powa
>>679625659
reroll for maho shojo
>>679625775
Haha.. by two off
OJ OJ
>>679625867
pls
i wish i was a shape shifter
I want a gf
>>679625902
fuk pls someone else got to be magic
die in my sleep
>>679625951
telekinesis pls
>>679625893
OJ! OJ!
>>679625996
OFF BY THREE REEEE
PLS MAGIC SHIT
No more racism pls
race war pls
>>679626033
no but rly magic shit pls
>>679625962
reroll, end my suffering