>>679583115
I'm also Lenny, but without the good job.

>>679583363
i'm lenny from this pic
no job at all
no furniture
just one squeaky chair, semi-rotten table from 19th century and a putrid mattress

>several thousand square feet home on several acres, 20 minutes outside of a major city
>degrees in computer science & finance
>wall street
~300k
>married

>>679583115
>3 bedroom townhouse
>BS Applied Physics
>Graduate student
>Whatever my grant is this year
>Married 10 years

>>679583115
3 bedroom cottage,
Degree,
Media,
Good wage,
Married

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>>679583115

Own mobile home
Some college
Factory
30000 yearly
Married

Guess I'm pretty low

>>679583115
3br, 2ba, 1700 sq.ft. 2 car garage;
J.D. (Chem Eng. undergrad)
Attorney
~125k, depends of cases
5 years married, one kid

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>>679583115

> 2500 square foot double (upper/lower) house, plus garage and basement. I rent half to a friend
> never finished my bachelor's
> IT Admin
> 76k/year with the added rent
> live with a serious life partner girlfriend, 8 years together, 5 years living together

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>
>2000 sq ft house I own
>High School (15 certifications tho)
>Sysadmin
>$85k
>Divorced
Worked for DoD at my old job. Deployments paid well, but the ex was cheating while I was away. I'm better off without her, and have a more job security.

>in parent's house
>almost done with AAS
>Currently dishwasher
>$10/hr
>Single pringle
>MEESTAMEESTA_GETMEOUTTAHERE.gif

>>679583115
ITT: people bragging about jobs they don't have

>Live with parents
>Currently in uni
>No job because university. Will look for something once I settle in
>Lol
>Single

im pretty much lenny

>4 bedroom house with my friends
>high school drop out
>burger king
>$8.10 an hour
>newly single

i guess im a lowlife,

>out of jail on bond for trafficking lsd, and mushrooms
>looking at 7 years
>18 fucking years old.
>parents house
>single
>cops took all my money and lost job due to being arrested
>on house arrest. my lifes on hold and i haveto worry about my butthole, and being stabbed for the next 7 miserable years of my life.

studio apartment
some college
student
under $5,000
engaged

>>679587833
well >newly single
should i >ANhero.gif???

1 bedroom apt.
Working on BS in Electrical Engineering.
Unemployed
Unemployed
Living with girlfriend, as her retirement plan.

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>with friends in 2/2, about 1200 sq ft i think
>masters in molecular bio
>unemployed, was turned down today as well
>i have $130 to my name
>single

things are not well

>>679588032
DO IT

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>your living space
1 Bedroom Apartment, $750 a month, all inclusive
>education
College Diploma, University 4 year Honours BA
>line of work
Conservation
>salary
$53,000 a year before taxes, 30.5 hours a week. Also own a small business on the side which roughly gives me 10 hours of work a week for $50 an hour
>marital status
Single.

I do not think my life is too bad. Could be better, but it could of ended up being a lot worse.

>>679583115
>living space
my room at my parents house
>education
currently at university
>line of work
software engineering
>salary
$0 annually, but I was pivotal in the sale of some old property so I got a cut from that.
>marital status
single

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>>679583115
>shed(basically, just a temp thing while room is redone
>BS in CIS(graduated May 2015)
>Tech
>$52k
>Single

>>679583115
>Live with parents
>HS diploma. Working on Simulation and Game Design (AAS) degree.
>Unemployed
>Whatever I get from pell grant goes to tuition, gas, and food. So $0.00.
>Engaged

21 years old.

>>679583115
>parents' house
>foodservice
>10.6 CAD/hr
>single

>>679588439
i mean 7 fucking years manditory is so long, im really thinking about it. sometimes ill do nitrous until it feels like im going to die, then i keep going to see if i will.

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>>679587833

the fuck? who cares about shrooms and LSD?

christ. you'd think the psychedelic problem in this country was out of control. Oh wait no, that's the legal fucking opiates that are killing people.

fuck this stupid country.

>>679587537
I haven't seen one that looks suspicious except for >>679585239

>34
>2 bedroom apartment between 3 people, $800
>on welfare
>constantly suicidal
>severe anxiety attacks
>PTSD from childhood sexual abuse
>only banged 2 women whole life

>studio appt
>bachelor's in music, currently in school for other degree
>freelance translation
>35k
>lmao single af

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>>679588844
Every time I'm reminded I live in this country.

Living with girlfriend at her aunts apartment in the projects,out on 2 different bonds both from dope cases looking at 10 yrs,working at a hotel which I get payed not mor than 400$ in two weeks than child support takes away most of it and I'm left with just 100$ having to pay 200$ on bonds and 480 on child support, dropped out freshman year

>>679583115
Parents basement

Highschool

Unemployed

0

Single forever.

>>679588844
youll get probation retard

>>679585239
way to show off, cunt.

>>679588578
Basically the same, but working on a computer science degree.

>>679588800
>88800
K-KEEP ME POSTED

>>679583115
Live with 5 other guys. All the furniture and other stuff is theirs. I have a mattress and a boxspring that sit on the floor in my room.
Nearly done my Bachelors degree in business with specialization in accounting
Dishwasher
Like $11.50 an hour with shit hours through the school year
5 and a half years single

I'm also really lazy and I have a drinking problem. At least there's some hope for the future.

>>679583115
>your living space: Own my own home, through i'll probably lose it in foreclosure soon :(
>education: Associate of Science Degree - Full Sail Real World Education
>line of work: Was laid off on 3/11, was a PBX support engineer for Suntrust banks
>salary: Was 36-42k depending on SLA bonus
>marital status: Never married

Life sucks /b/ros. Unemployment is about to run out, can't pay my morgage, and I am now starting to think I'll have to live on ramen like a fucking starving artist.

Not looking forward to poverty...

>>679588844
seriously, heroin and fentynal are sooo bad around here, and i get fucking ett up for 3 sheets of L and two ounces of boomers. fuck this place! i want to cut my ankle monitor off and run so bad. but once they find me ill have to spend like fucking 15 years in prison instead of 7. i have f1, f2, f2, f3, f3, f5, f5, f5. and in FUCKING 18!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck is life anyways man. whats the point??

>>679589302
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/rpx0w96fvtzybhb/RELEASE.zip?dl=1

zip? no. obvious trap

Medium low.
>3 bedroom condo
>business degree
>credit & debit program manager for a credit union
> $71k
>married

>>679588506
>could of
>do not think my life is too bad

yeah, that's what all of you think

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>>679589614
wut

>37
>58 m^2 flat, 250 euros/month
>PhD Math
>Freelance programming
>~10k
>Single, not interested in marriage

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>>679589614

just get a good lawyer and plead. you can easily get probation for that shit.

>>679588800
being dead lasts longer than 7 years, just go to jail get jacked and get an education, youll have it better than most of us

>>679589808
i swaer to god. i can post a picture of my idictment

>>679589868
i have a good lawyer, 7 is my plead mannn :( >>679589905
but i know thats really all there is to do it work out, and get tattoos

>>679589937
man up, you knew it was a risk of doing it, however stupid the punishment is you gotta deal with it and get back to life...you wont be in for 7 years with good behavior,

>>679588800
lol 7 yrs
you'll be out in 3, if you behave
so you'll be 22, 23 at worse, I'd say there's still enough time to do something with your life after you're out
try and learn something useful for life while doing your time, like some handcraft, slammer often give such opportunities

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> apartment in the city centre
> high school
> teacher
> ~$800/month ( I do not live in the States )
> single
> do not have a passport
> can't leave the country, living illegally for the past for 5-6 years because my place of birth is a ex-Soviet shithole and I need a ton of money to fix everything and bribe people (both here and there)

>>679583115
>a small house of my own, the lot is leased though
>software engineering uni dropout
>unemployed due to medical reasons
>$2500/mo
>single

Also, OP is a faggot and didn't start.

>room and bedroom with my bf. He's the only son of an elderly father. We live in three bedroom two bathroom old home built in the 40s. Massive crack in foundation but otherwise well mentained.
>high school and art school drop out
>former live in nanny, but pretty much the housekeeper and chef for bf and his dad. It's pretty sweet.
>bf has military disability and dad with deep pockets, all my needs covered and even my wants.
>engaged to bf

>>679590178
no like its manditory 7 years. the f1 is 3 years minimum manditory, and the 2 f2s are 2 years manditory minimum

>>679590304
he's pretty much lenny right there

>3 bedroom with mom and sister, smallest is mine
>2nd semester of community college
>jobless
>financial aid ~$6000 a year
>haven't had sex in 6 years, no body to body contact in 3, no gf
Not too bad but my mental state is fucked. Most likely have depression

>>679590433
mandatory is how you spell it work on that in jail

>>679589452
are you me?
well, except for the business school part
no offense, but I ain't that much of a pleb

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>>679583115
live with parents, have my own room though
bachelors degree
never been able to get a job
no income
forever alone, i don't even have friends

i'm basically a parasite
feels bad, man

>>679586683
>arbys

Slay urself

>>679590605
kek i dont check my post befor i send it, i dont have to impress you niggers

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>>679583115
>live with mother
>high school graduate
>no work
>no income beyond birthday and Christmas
>single

I'm your typical internet loser.

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>>679583115
>$1000 basement studio in Brooklyn
>60k
>Purchasing analyst

I live by myself, other than wishing I knew more people in my hood

Everything went better than expected

share house but i never interact with housemates
at uni
unemployed
14k
no wife

im lenny with no shame. its a problem

>>679590832
Illiterate and doesn't use their brain to hold an intelligent conversation, and you're calling us niggers?

Living at mom's
Finished High School
Home Depot
$12/h
Not in a relationship, but banging girl of my dreams

>your living space
Parent's basement
>education
Working on mechanical engineering bachelors, 3rd year
>line of work
Part time grocery
>salary
-$30,000/year because student loans
>marital status
Single because bitches cost $$$ that I don't have.

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>>679591163
no just you

>>679585239
>several thousand square feet home on several acres

Sorry kiddo, no adult I know describes their home or property in terms of "several" thousand sq ft or acres.
Screams fake.

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>>679583115
about 1500 sq ft
associates
mil
about 45,000
married

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I'm an unmarried lawyer. I make a decent living but most of it goes to student loan repayments.

I spend my evenings and weekends watching anime, reading, or playing video games.

I volunteer and am active in my community. People love me.

Most importantly, I answer to nobody.

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>>679583115
This should tell you everything you need to know.

>>679590714
>never been able to get a job
I'll go ahead an assume you're in a good health, so you did not get it because you didn't want to, so yes, on that note, you are a parasite

>my own room
is it under the surface?

>>679590731
M8, arbys sandwiches to dip in that gravy is like heaven itself

>>679591540
>most importantly
>i answer to nobody.
>edgy as fuck

>>679583115
>>your living space
4 bed ranch house on 300 acres
>>education
BS, MS, M.D
>>line of work
Trauma surgeon
>>salary
430k/year
>>marital status
married

Feelsgoodman

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>>679586904
Life isn't a competition, bro - you're married, so you have someone in your life you love and trust, that already puts you in the 1% here.
Are you happy, or at least content? if so, you're in the 0.01%.

>>679591499
Have fun in Jail loser, it will be a benefit to society. Im gonna go live my life without a care. At least shitting will be easier for you after a couple days in.

>>679591736
When you're an adult, you'll understand the value of being in charge of your own life and being able to make your own decisions. It's the best thing about being single.

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>>679589090
Kill yourself

500 sq ft studio apartment
BS in Comp Sci
Network security
$70K salaried
Never kissed a girl before

>>679591813
ouch kekek i will have fun, then ill come back out and make more tax free dollars of faggots like you

>your living space

1 bedroom, decent sized apartment in a nice building. Owned by my parents but I live here for free, thanks mom and dad.

>education

In progress, aiming for med school or grad school

>line of work

None, student.

>salary

$1000/month from parents

>marital status

Single, sometimes hook up.

>>679591574
idk all it tells me is that you're too lazy to take out the garbage
other than that, kitchen looks fine

3 BHK (2 roomies)
BBM
Logistics
~$70,000
Engaged

>several severals of square several, on several square.. you know what fuck it you get the point you're fucking lying ya neck bearded fuck nugget.

>I live on my mum sofa.
>Left school with poor GCSE.
>Parts advisor. (very complicated and stressful)
>MFW 18K take home. Poorfag
>Single.
>Woke up early (6.00AM) because I got too drunk last night and pissed the bed/sofa.
>Switch cussions.
>Sit fat ass back down.
>Read a couple of posts then type this.
>Started drinking again at 6.10AM (to combat hangover)

>living with parent (sleeping on living room couch
>high school dropout (10th grade)
>working at mcdonalds (maintenance) $8
>most of my money goes to olde english ( which I drink daily for the past 2 years)
>make about $600 in 2weeks

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>>679592202
My coffee cup, haven't washed dishes in months.
Haven't washed my clothes in longer.

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FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKIN' NIGGER APES!!!!! EAT FUCKIN' SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>679592407
4chan in human form
/thread

>>679592367
23 and I want to kill myself.....

>>679592407
oh god why

>>679592582
>>679592554
It used to be worse... my landlord came by and made me clean the house.
I gave up 20 bags in.
I never used to be able to open my kitchen door.

>small 3bedroom house of my own on good section
>minimum high school requirement
>roll up coils of painted steel
> 100k plus (not in the US)
>in long term relationship with one kid

27 years old. Pretty happy, job is pretty unfulfilling but fuck it, got plenty of other things to fill my time.

>>679592282
You sound like my you pathetic fag. Rawr mean I love you in dinosaur

>>679592692
what the fuck man.
>proud of it

>>679591799
>>>education
>BS, MS, M.D
>>>line of work
>Trauma surgeon
>MD
>surgeon

uh oh, something doesn't add up. lol. nice try, tho.

>>679592356
thanks. just gotta jump back into the search. i wouldn't be quite so disappointed if i wasn't down to nearly nothing. gonna have to borrow some money from my mom...

fuck

>>679592875

All of that adds up you fucking idiot. The only thing that doesn't add up is the fact that he is on 4chan.

>>679592692
Time to grow up and start acting like a man.

>>679592822
Not proud, just no motivation.
If I could get my webcam to the sink I'd show you how that looks.
Needless to say I tend not to disturb the flies by turning the water on, bathroom sink is okay.

>>679591839
I Think about it all the time but I'm not pussy enough to kill my self

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>>679592367

>>679589090
This living situation is my worst nightmare.. No wait, my worst nightmare is being transported back in time to Victorian England, but this is a close second

> 18, living with parents
> Currently attending film school
> General employee at movie/game/comic book type store
> $8.00 an hour
> Single

>>679593018
god damn man, once youve gotten it all clean it feels nice to not have that shit.

>>679593018
I can only imagine the range of all them skin diseases you must be enjoying

>>679589840
Haha faggot

>27
>5 bedroom house
>PhD Math
>Freelance Programming
>750k
>Married

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21 years old. never had a job. i have hopes and aspirations though.

>sit in room all day
>play games all day
>used to really enjoy it
>was my favorite thing ever
>dont enjoy any of the things i used to enjoy
>is this depression?
>only reason i havent killed myself is because im lucky enough to have a family and some close friends who really care about me
>i couldnt hurt them like that
>gained 20kg the last half a year
>i went outside 3 times last year
>single
>dropped out of highschool
>$100 in my bank account

i just want to get a decent job so my grandparents can retire and i can pay off all their debts and bills for them. they've worked hard their entire lives but were victims of misfortune multiple times throughout their lives so they'll never get to retire unless i can afford to look after them, which im aiming for in the near future

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>>679593421
That's probably true... probably.

>>679592987
how many residencies did he do?
how long did the various residencies take?
what did they focus on?

bet he can't answer any of that without Google
there are all kind of people here, I don't doubt him because he's on 4chan but because he left out basic but essential info that people in his alleged position don't leave out. You don't just MD then become a surgeon, ffs.

>>679583115
> Live with Dad, waiting on sweden welfare home.
> lol dropout didnt even finish anything
> professional cancer
> swedish welfare moneys, basically richfag
> welfare money = forever alone

Sweden yes?

>your living space
parents house

>education
aas degree after completing extra classes after getting my A&P

>line of work
Aircraft Mechanic

>salary
Just got an itnership but im looking at getting a job that pays 28$ starting then upto 40$ in 8 years.

>marital status
single

In my asian culture I inherit everything from my dad, hes gonna retire in a few years I get the house and the 3 cars AND the farm land back in the home country

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>>Currently in a one bedroom apartment in downtown Detroit (1500/mo) but I can't really afford it so I bought a house (900/mo).
>>two bachelor's degrees in marketing and logistics
>>business consultant/metrics analist for on of the largest mortgage companies in America.
>>60k/year
>>28 year old soon to be wizzard. Just got a letter asking me to come in and get fitted for a robe and Fedora.

>>679593563
youre a good man. just remember any job is a better job than no job.

>>679592713
it does sound pretty damn good
what qualifications do you need to get a job like yours? any particular skills? also, where?

>>679593018
>If I could get my webcam to the sink I'd show you how that looks.
>Needless to say I tend not to disturb the flies by turning the water on, bathroom sink is okay.
totally proud.
you're revelling in it, be honest with yourself. you might not think much of it, but you've let your self-identity become "loser and slob".
You can do better.

>>679593633
it really is

>>679593817
that means a lot to me. thank you

>>679593563
Every day you're not improving yourself is a day wasted. If you're serious about it, start working towards it every day no matter how small of a step you take as long as you move forward every day

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>>679593543
>>Freelance Programming
>>750k

LOL!
Are these dollars from the Republic of Atlantis?

>>679583115
>24
>jobless
>goin to skool
>still live with parents
>play vidyas all day
>virgin

>>679583115
>parents
>dropped out of highschool
>getting a job at some shitty place for minimum wage
>random shit I sell
>none

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>your living space
I rent a 4 bedroom house with my cousin and her boyfriend
>education
High school diploma
>line of work
Assistant manager at a pizza shop
>salary
$9.50/hr
>marital status
Single

>>679593834
Not proud, but you are right that I've let myself get to this point.

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>>679583115
>your living space
25 SQM apartment
>education
5º Semester of Computer Networks
>line of work
Sysadmin (temp until next month)
>salary
Little bit more than 250 Dollars and half of my uni. (I live in a shitty third world country)
>marital status
I masturbate a lot...

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>>679593682
become a "refugee" like your 12-year-old 600m champ here.

>>679583115
>moms house
>community college
>no job
>none
>single

please kill me

>>679583115

>Two bedroom apartment
>1 year of business college, 2 years of IT, 3 blocks of trade school.
>Heavy Equipment Mechanic 3rd year
>$49.18 per hour
>girlfriend for 2 1/2 years

>>679593563

The near future never comes. All you have is right now anon. Shit will pass you by. You can do it.

>>679593918
of course man, you seem like a really good guy. just like the other anon said, work twords it every step is a step closer

>>679583115
guy has a full time job at a nuclear power plant i wonder where it all goes?

drugs? meth?
investments?
silver? cannabis?

maybe he runs proxy plantations out of antarctica

>>679583115
>parents house (3bedroom house)
>high school and some shifty certs
>none? Disability pension
>less than 18k/year (dollarydoos which are worth nothing)
>single for 27 years so far

Share a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom apartment in the downtown of a major city with my partner of 1 year and another couple our age
College diploma of medical laboratory sciences
No fucking work in that field so I do electronic repair
$16.50/hr
Dating and living with for about a year

>>679583115
>Apartment
>Postgraduate in super meme field
>Education
>50k euros
>married

>>679583115
living house to house
no college but in process of attending to pursue economics
unemployed and desperately looking
got like 1,100 in bank account, also get foodstamps
been with gf for 2+ years now

>>679593775

Quicken?

also you spelled your job title wrong

>analist

also also that $1500 1BR in Detroit must be pretty awesome. pics?

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>>679594637

>>679583115
>>your living space 2br appartment, rent.
>>education College
>>line of work Music industry
>>salary 100k
>>marital status Single

>2800 square foot house split with a roommate
>some college
>assistant manager of sales, head sales auditor
>32k/year, getting a raise which makes it 36k/year
>single

>>679594757

?

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>messy ass room, neice and nephew told my btoher about how messy and stinky my room was the other day
>graduated highchool, attending community college but couldnt get a loan this semester so i ahve to wait till fall again to attend school
>im an auto technician at Wal-Mart
>make 10.50 an hour plus about 200 a month from Govt
> Single and living with parents

>parent's house
>aas in IT
>data entry
>15/hr
>have gf

>>679587166
>but you still beating her with a floppy

goodnight /b/rothers, goodluck to you all

>>679594180
why exactly are you complaining?
you went through school and have a degree, it all gets better once you get a job

2 bedroom apartment in gentrified neighboorhood
high school
IT
81k 25 years old
engaged

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28 in 2 weeks

>your living space
half the time at my mom's house, other half at my girlfriends parents house

>education
some college classes, no degree. not gonna get one at this point i don't think

>line of work
Musician, I play freelance gigs, usually 2-4 a week

>salary
100-200 a week

>marital status
been with gf for 4 years

I'm pretty much a loser with no ambition or direction at this point, but I've got a pretty good life overall, I'm definitely lucky so I can't complain

>>679593563
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2015/08/10/get-1-better-every-day-the-kaizen-way-to-self-improvement/

>>679594429
prolly all sorts of weird sex fetishes
those things cost a lot of dinero, you know

>I live in a two bedroom apartment with my parents
>20 years old.
>Working full time as a delivery driver
>Full time student at local community college.
>I make $8.25 and tips on that, so around $30k
>Single, not much time for dating atm

Pretty happy with my space, though, looking to move out and probably get a space of my own. More storage space than a small desk.

>>679583115
- 3 BR place, large windows, looks over a horse pasture, close to a good downtown.
- BFA
- Creative Services Direction
- Competitive
- Married, we also have a GF.

>>679586962
How does IT admin pay so well? What system to you admin?

>your living space
2 bedroom apartment for
860 a month
>education
Associates in Science (radiology)
Certified in Nuclear Medicine too
>line of work
X-Ray/CT Technologist
>salary
$67,000.00 a year
>marital status
Live in gf of 6 years, she makes 40k a year as a waitress and we go dutch on everything so we travel a lot

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>Like anybody tells the truth on /b/.

>Live with parents until my new place gets renovated
>high school, some college, a few certs and working on more
>factory worker
>45-50k a year depending on ot
>free as a bird

>>679583115
>how much of a lowlife are you /b/?
>>your living space
>>education
>>line of work
>>salary
>>marital status
>pic related, I'm pretty much lenny right there
>>679583115

2800 Sq ft house on 1.2 acres.
Associate' Degree but lots of professional certs
IT (Cisco, VMWare, EMC)
$135 base, up to $5k bonus.
Married (somehow I has more money before I got remarried and bought a big ass house...lived in a condo previously )

>>679596622
some of them do
like that kitchen-junkyard-proud-of-dirty-sink anon

>>679596339

IT pays a lot if you're in a thriving job market. I'm a linux admin and most of my co-workers make above 6 figures.

>>679588899
damn dude. i get anxiety attacks too. shit sucks. i get them less if i avoid caffeine

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>faggots lying about jobs and income

>3 bed house with partner
>Qualified Software Developer. Now at University studying Animal >Managment and Wildlife Biology
>Work at Pizza Hut part-time
>£6,900
>6 year relationship

>>679589614
>Not realizing F12 refreshes life

>>679591540
If you really are a lawyer, you answer to the Court, your client, the bar (state and local)... really you answer to MORE people than your average joe

One bedroom condo, nice neighborhood in US city

BS in Psychology and BA in Political Science

Program Coordinator

48k/yr

Single, never married

35yr old

>>679583115
>1500 sq ft, 2 bedroom
>Bachelors (Mathematics)
>Financial (Equities Trading)
>200,000k/yr plus production bonuses
>Married (No kids)

>your living space
3 bedroom one story house
>education
BA(neuroscience) and MD
>line of work
general surgeon resident
>salary
50,000 (plus some subsidation for housing and books)
>marital status
married 6 years with 2 kids (and counting)

>>679583115
Living with roommates
Currently going to college
Work at a theater
Min wage
Bottle of lotion

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I live in a 65 m2 (700 square feet)

I have a general engineering master degree

I am the Managing director of the local subsidiary of an international group in a foreign country

I earn 45,000 USD annually NET, but my new salary for my promotion to being the MD is still being negociated. (I was a process engineer before)

I am married

>moved back into room at parents' house where I grew up
>highschool and college dropout, only a GED to my name
>talentless neet after wasting years doing IT for assholes
>fucking nothing
>single for over five years

>>679594132
Damn, dude. $9.50 in management? Do you really undervalue yourself that much?

I'd start looking elsewhere.

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>>679583115

Renting a 3 bedroom house
Passed grade 12
Hospitality
1.5k a fornight
6 years into my relationship, living with boyfriend

Renting 3/2 in a small town
Cert in bus. mgmt... hated it
Cell phone / pc repair tech / sometimes Retail
12/hr + 10% of sales
Married since November 2015, together since March 2011

Small rural town.
Delivery driver.
Bachelor degree
18k a year.
Just got enough for a car hoping to move back to the city to work in insurance for 40k plus benefits. I program and read finance books during my lunch break. Graduated at age 20. Dead beat living at parents house for a few months.

Bought 3 acres of land
Building a home right now.
Gonna be a Manor basically.
Store manager
Salary 80k
Been there basically all my life
Married with 2 kids.

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Everyone here is either a complete fucking loser or clearing 90k a year whilst living it up in their mansions. I'm leaning toward the losers being truthy and a buncha fuckin' fibbers.

>>679597706
Nuh-uh, lots of neurologists, lawyers, and engineers browse 4chan at midnight on a Friday.

>>679593661

Surgery is usually a 5 year residency.

>>679601787
their jobs are very stressful, it's normal that they come here to blow off some steam

gee anon, if I didn't know any better I'd say you're green with jelly

>>679584664
>not knowing how to greentext

>>679602391
>not knowing when to greentext

>>679583115
>Just bought a new house, about 3,000 square feet.
> Almost done with my bachelors but I have a lot of IT certs
> Cybersecurity for the government
> A little more than 83K not counting my wife’s income.
> Married happily.

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>>679583115
>1 bedroom apartment
>high school
>tree service, climb trees with chainsaws
>19/he
>fuck everything that walks.

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>>679583115
>your living space
650k house
>education
ba from university
>line of work
banking/finance
>salary
92,000 per year
>marital status
married

content with my current position, focused largely on investing money at this point in my life

>>679586683
that white blue thing, is that socks? what's the use of it putting right their
Bullshit!

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>>679602274
No green jellÿ here. I think it's pretty safe to say they highfalutin people on here are full of shit.

>>679585239
Seems legit

>>679603078
sadly, you're probably right

>19
>still living with parents
>no job
>no gf
>i drank the last of my savings
So yeah, an heroing is an option...

>>679583115
3 bedroom home in shitty part of town
PhD candidate
PhD candidate
PhD candidate
25k p/a tax free (APA scholarship) + 20000k tax free (one off scholarship)
Married. 1 kid.

>>679603005
Any more of her?

>>679603910
no sorry, random pic off b, she hot as fuck tho

>>679597583
You are under treatment or what?

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>>679594813

>>679597583
You are under treatment or what?>>679599359
>1.5k a fornight
Explain please

>>679583115
1200 ^2 house
college
tech
86k
mgtow

Modest 2 bedroom house
Psychology degree
FBI
$87000
Devorced

>>679587192
AAS?
Australian Admin. Services?

>>679583115
>Nice apartment in the city, nearly have the mortgage paid off.
>High school drop out.
>Mechanic, with lots of part time stuff like bartending bricklaying and plumbing.
>Really varied tbqh one week I could get like 720€ the next 1000€ +
>Single and will be single for life, fuck relationships

>Studio apartment
>HS Diploma
>Shift Manager @ Subway
>$10.75/hr
>Single

>>679587833
post a pic of you so we can determine how bad you will be raped and if you can make it on the inside

>>679607073
doing better than me

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>>679583115
>parents spare bedroom which was (and kinda still is) filled with coca-cola memorabilia.
>hs graduate
>none
>none
>single
33, showered maybe once so far this year, left the house...maybe once. Livin the dream.

>>679607330
Ha, loser!

>>679603621
You who have no ambition or will to claw your way up from the ditch you're in deserve to rot slowly and painfully in said ditch.

>>679583115
>26 years old, Australia
>2 bed apartment, fairly nice (~$500kAUD), 30% principal paid
>BCom + MFinMath
>Commercial banking looking at moving to US for investment banking/hedge fund job
>$80k AUD
>single

inb4 fake, idgaf

>>679607484
As long as you're not this faggot: >>679603621
I think you have some merit. Shut your trap, faggot.

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>>679583115
>>your living space
living with dad and his crazy ass wife
>>education
two unfinished colleges
>>line of work
unemployed
>>salary
i get around 20$ a month from my dad
>>marital status
Becoming Wizard next year
did i won?

>>679597270
What distro do you use for all your administration work?
I'm learning Ubuntu server and Kali currently.

City apartment
Masters degree
Pharmacist
£35000. Depends how much I wanna work
Living with girlfriend

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>>679586575
>3 bedroom cottage

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>>679583115
>how much of a lowlife are you /b/?
>>your living space
>>education
>>line of work
>>salary
>>marital status
>
>pic related, I'm pretty much lenny right there
>>be me 19
>shares a bed with my grandma
>she has Alzheimer's and schiz
> also shares a room with ma
>has almost every system
>but can't afford to get my own apartment.....

>>679606502
No - it's "Asian Anal Sex"

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>>679607484
Oh christ, my sides... This is my favorite post of the year.

Own home in an unaffordable City.
Didn't waste my time on education.
Own Electrical contracting company. (140 staff)
200k salary + annual profit share of 1.5M +. (split between 3)
Engaged.

>>679608270
shes cheating on you

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>urine filled bottles
>dropout
>no job
>0 - too stupid for food stamps even
>single forever

I went to jail and it was great, I miss it
Would never admit that to anyone

Help me /b/

>your living space
The master bedroom at my dad's place (I'm 26)
>education
High School Diploma
>line of work
Stocker at a grocery store (Dat minimum wage)
>salary
$9,600 a year
>marital status

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>>679608958
And what evidence do you offer in support of your opinion, Mr. Expert?

>2 bedroom apartment shared with bff
>LL.B.
>Attorney
>R600 000 pa
>Single
Drinking problem that holds me back from reaching my final form

>>679583115
>studio
>BSc Philosophy
>none
>0
>single

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>>679609621
And what is your "final form," is it a colossal lizard?

>>679609798
source

>>679609798
Earth's leader

>>679590572
I bet you do a lot of drugs

>>679583115
ISS, the view is awesome
Several technical PhD degrees
Space stuff
1.5M
Faping @ zero gravity

Rented 1 bed
No college education
Live of income from some property's . Approx 3000$ a month after costs
Have gf. She's not into 3sums or nude pics

>>679608560
Welcome anon. Be sure to check out some other boards while you're here.

>2bdr house
>BS degree
>App Designer
>$150k
>married

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>>679609952
Search for "Dalia v. Jet Richards."

>>679609395
You didn't enter your marital status, but you don't need to. Let me guess: no fine lady has been lucky enough to be snatched up by a real man like you yet, huh?

>>679590420
fuck you people sound like trash

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>>679610726
>Live of income from some property's
Can't spell either the word "off" or "properties."
Amerrrica,

>Renting a room in a 3BR house
>Have a master's, in medical school with one year left
>Medical student on rotations
> negative $60,000
>single, recently broke up with srs girlfriend who is also a medical student

>>679590420
Has anybody under that roof yet worked a day in their lives? You know, like, contribute something to society, instead of just taking?

>>679590957
dude you should try just finding some shitty do whatever job
just getting out of the house will help you feel better

>>679583115
>>your living space
living off family
>>education
BA
>>line of work
unemployed
>>salary
$50 bucks tonight playing music

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>>679585239
SURE, PAL

>>679609952
found it i think
http://www.extremetube.com/video/panty-world-scene-2-dane-5882971

>>679583115
100 m^2
engineering (not completed)
warranty management
27k €/a
married

1 room apartment that I pay for
3 room apartment that the company pays for. Also staying in hotels on a regular basis.
First year powerengineering
Engineering intern.
18.5k+ SEK/month
Single

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>>679589045
Oh yeah, you fucking commie liberal scum? What's a better country!? CUBA!!!????

ITT: LOSERS

>>679589905
a>>679590287

I mean, I'm 22 now. I don't really have much. I'd like a chance to reset my life. Maybe look at it as a reset button on your life. Use the time to find yourself. And get jacked. Learn a lot, very quickly. You'll probably be better off than me at this age, if you make the right choices.

>>679583115
>dorm in college
>about to flunk in 2nd year
>student
>0
>single

Suicide boys?

>>679587166
She pushing for marriage yet?

>Fairly nice sized one bedroom in a small duplex house. Has a porch and a garden.

>College graduate

>Website owner

>Salary is total shit

>Marital status: Unmarried

>>679587833
Nah, just find the biggest nigger and whip his ass. Or suck his cock...which ever you feel most comfortable with.

>>679583115
5bedroom 5acres
High School
Pest Control
600K - work 4days a week
Married 15years

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>>679588274
> BS in Electrical Engineering