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>>679573269
I think we've all been in a public situation with a raging hard on dripping pre down our legs.. or is that just me
Anywho, sleeping naked is /comfy/
GEMINI SIGNING IN
THIS WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM TO ME
HOPE RIDES ALONE
G E M I N I
>>679573500
I did once, it was kinda awkward.
>>679573500
It would be weird if you didn't
>>679573591
It is untill your bestfriend walks in in the morn
why does lightning make that freaky weird noise sometimes it's like eeeeeeee instead of a rumble i have no idea how else to describe it
>>679573500
I get it sometimes, no pre tho.
GO ON, FILTER ME
I GOT 5GB LEFT OF IMAGES
>>679573784
Then it's time for brofun.
>>679573837
Looks vaguely like some Fourier type shit. Should see that next year.
>>679573500
It's not just you. Hell, some of us have done it to ourselves on purpose.
>>679573364
Thanks for the heads up.
>>679573647
I'm a Capricorn, but you don't see me shitting up loli threads screaming SEAGOATS ASSEMBLE. Since you're here with us, what are you into?
>>679573884
Im like a faucet when it comes to pre haha. Which works perfectly cause I love precum
>>679573985
I actually wouldn't fuck any of my irl friends.
>>679573942
fuck off fag,
>>679573994
wherest dost thou hail, knave
>>679574371
Right now, I'm at complex numbers, which by the way, feel completely useless.
>>679574184
I should be either congratulating you for not putting frivolous qualities like attractiveness first in the company you decide to keep, or I should be asking you why you live near a nuclear power plant. Which is it?
>>679574562
complex numbers are a godsend when you look at AC electronics
GEMINI SIGNING OFF
RECRUITING MORE SPAMMERS
THIS FIGHT WILL NEVER END
AND DONT TAKE THIS AS VICTORY
G E M I N I
>>679574693
Well, I dont lib next to a nuclear plant. So, thank you? Haha, no I just hang out with people that I find cool.
>>679574896
That's what I've been told, but... I don't know. It affects me in a negative way, I struggle to study things I'm not interested in. Why would I ever use a number that doesn't even fucking exist?
How is everyone's evening? I've just been sitting at home, eating leftovers my mom drove over to my house and nursing a spinal injury, while my husband sleeps off his cold.
>>679575145
okay.
Going to be picking up a stack of game cube games tomorrow.
>>679574192
Is there a bigger version of this?
>>679575145
Tired but can't sleep because 5 hour energy fucks me up for the day.
>>679575145
A little high, phones on 2. Doing pretty good all things considered
>no scat orgy porn while on a monster truck falling into a volcano with a dragon coming out of it in real life
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE INFERIOR THEN THE HUMAN RACE? DO IT OR ARE YOU TRULY LIVING IN A BASEMENT?!
>>679575145
that sounds lovely. im so tirred i need to go to bed 4 real though if i post ill make it succinct no walls of unparseable pleonasms
I'm so fucking tired
>>679575140
It does exist, its used for two dimensional analysis and very useful in physics but if that is not your thing I guess you wouldn't appreciate them. Excluding electronics you can use them quite a bit in vector mathematics for rotations
>>679575050
It was a compliment, yes. You're welcome.
>>679575355
Fun! Which games?
>>679575613
I just have insomnia, but even if I'm not posting, I'm here with you, sleepless brother.
>>679575145
my evening has been pretty good, I got some free snacks at work, my dad finally left, and played some monster hunter 4 with friends.
>>679575556
Big enough?
>>679575956
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Super Mario Sunshine
Wind Waker
Luigi's Mansion
Pikmin 2
Mario Party 4
Legend of Zelda Four Swords Adventures
Starfox Assault
Wario World
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Animal Crossing
Simpsons Hit and Run
Super Monkey Ball 2
Metroid Prime
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4
>>679575955
Maybe I work on them too hard.
>>679576211
My childhood in one post but i recommend also picking up Pokemon Colusium, and Rogue leader games, as well as baldurs gate dark allience
>>679575956
Yeah insomnia is pretty not fun, especially going into the weekend which you want to be rested for.
>>679575991
Yessir, thanks!
>>679576425
He is picking them up to sell though.
>>679576425
I already have most of those. I'm just picking them up to re-sell.
>>679575926
you know too much
>>679575810
Everything but the spinal injury part is indeed lovely, thanks! You should go to bed, your typing even makes you sound tired.
>>679575884
Hey Groden! Sleepyheads are all over this thread, it seems, myself included. Cuddle pile?
>>679575976
When you say that your dad "finally left," do you mean that he just went somewhere for the evening, or do you mean that you and he have a bad relationship and that he's finally gone? I've been there.
>>679576211
I have a few of those, but I am super-jealous right now.
>>679576544
NO PAIN NO GAME
>>679576690
Not keeping them though except maybe Star Fox assault.
>>679576674
I'm watching that on TNT right now, too.
>>679576609
Oh, well, I do that with cards and toys and games myself. I've got an eBay store that I just opened earlier this year, but the plan is to have a brick-and-mortar store by next year.
>>679576690
I mean that he was staying here for about a week and it made me not be able to do what I wanted to. Then he also promised he would at least help me fix the window in my car that got broken and instead went on a hiking trip and then left. So needless to say I'm a bit pissed at him right now.
>>679576211
well golly this is quite the list worth admiring
honest to god give me a gamecube and this collection. just give it to me. i dont even need to say specifically how much i want to play all of them or how theyd be completely satisfactory if they were the fucking only games i could play for the rest of my days wow there are some good titles in this bitch
>>679577112
How extreme are you?
>>679577051
I wanted to have a store but its not that profitable here yet. Plus I have to secure a steady inventory.
Though it might be easier to get inventory when crack heads know where to sell their kids games at.
>>679577359
It's a nice list. I have a bit bigger collection though as far as game cube games. Over all I have about 500 games sitting behind me.
>>679576544
Leashes are hot.
>>679577482
I'm not extreme at all, I'm quite cautious actually. Why do you ask?
>>679577603
Answer my question
>>679577482
>>679577829
Too know how fucking casual your fucking people.
In fact everyone is a casual even try hards.
>>679577908
Extreme. Very extreme
>>679577908
you realized we are two different people right? Would it help if I started posting league pics again?
>>679578104
so wouldn't that make you a casual as well?
>>679577603
dope. im being haunted by the f-zero ax tracks right now
>>679578211
No, I am the no life hard.
>>679577783
Yah, feels good to know you're the bitch in the relationship.
>>679578392
YOU GOT BOOST POWER!
WATCH YOUR BACK!
>>679578501
what does that even mean?
>>679576690
evening bradford, been a while, I actually was just htinking of the picture you drew for me last summer lol, yeah I'd love a cuddle pile, I'm gonna go cuddle my pillow to sleep night guys
>>679578614
I'm like that nigger on top of the leader board in a shit FPS game who makes sure that he will be the best
>>679578508
Oh, I don't think it would be on me, m8.
european badg > american badg > honey badg
>>679578990
>>679579205
I was speaking for myself ;)
muscle guts?
>>679578990
so what exactly are you doing that with? A game?
>>679579750
because I like to ruin things
>>679579692
You kinky fucker.
>>679579905
Whayya gonna do about it?
>>679579582
That ain't going to be hot anon unless it is so unrecognizable as possible.
For a good measure, pic is what I consider hot (for the thread standards.) I don't know why just is.
>>679580148
You're on the leash, so it's not up to you.
>>679578986
Awwwww how sweet. Nighty-night, Groden!
I found $10 in my pants pocket today
>>679579900
For instance, I would micspam the shit out of the players until their ears ring, then I would go around and kill them
>>679580154
well that is um, good for you?
>>679580419
this is the exact reason why I mute in game sounds.
>>679580410
I found $200 in my pants. Course I put it there.
>>679580307
I know, but some guys like a little resistance!
>>679580410
at least its something. i could use a fuckin planet
>>679579821
They're the best!
>>679580627
Nice. I hadn't worn these pants in a while though so it was a pleasant surprise
>>679580717
A planet...
>>679580627
I found my ass in my pants. What a crazy world huh? who knows maybe you could help me find it again?~
>>679580915
Boop
>>679580903
Ah okay
>>679580710
Resist at your own risk.
>>679580539
It's not just virtual reality hell no, I would call 5 hokers that would say to put on a condom. I would then bring them all on a spike bed without a condom & wrap them all around with a belt. I would fuck all of them at the same time, no fucking grammar mistakes here, I would literally fuck all of them in one go. They still get paid though.
>>679580874
>Bradford
Cox
invasive anal sex
>>679581021
Yeah, surprise money is always fun.
>>679581346
Where do I sign up?
>>679581346
That sounds like a new type of surgery
>>679580316
Oh yeah and thanks again for the drawing I love it :D, goodnight mr bradford
>>679580903
a planet sounds trippy
>>679581346
Isn't all anal sex invasive?
>>679580717
How about a moon? I hear Titan is pretty nice.
>>679581319
I'm not sure I get the reference?
>>679581498
Goodnight! Sleep tight.
>>679581446
Bear Bar down the street
>>679581454
it'll make you into a pretty girl
>>679581639
soft-noncon deep penetrative anal destruction
>>679581498
I'm glad you liked it! Good night! (weird that my text cut off.)
>>679581662
Bradford Cox of Deerhunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCVWrqxyt3Y
also cocks
>>679581163
Only if it'd make you harder. Unless you want me to just take it, thank you for using me, and clean you up afterwards like a good little subby.
>>679581928
haven't seen you around for a long time, how have you been?
>>679581799
I'll see you there. How you been?
