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>>679572046
- 36
- 22
- 4
- last night in the garage
- green text of course.

> woke my wife up at 2am
> asked her to help me cum
> she was half awake
> she took all her clothes off
> start jerking me off
> i rubbed her pussy and sucked on her tits
> when i came, i jumped across her chest and squirted jizz right into her face.
> i got dressed and went to bed
> she went to the bathroom and cleaned up
then i fell asleep while she

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>24
>17
>10 if you're just counting peno-vaginal intercourse, 18 if oral is included
>Wednesday
>Hard call, maybe the time I fucked this dancer on Ash Wednesday and I got so sweaty while we banged that my ash cross came off and imprinted itself on her pillow, maybe one of the times with this half Ethiopian half Boriquenya girl who had a slammin' ass

>>679572867
>10 if you're just counting peno-vaginal intercourse, 18 if oral is included
wtf? do you even Lowest Number?

23
39
Three weeks ago
Kind of hard to pick the best. I've been extremely lucky with wild sex. The most boring was a virginity I took. I'll never do that again. Probably best was one of the three ways with two girls. One was a chubbish pale girl. Big fucking tits. Shy. The other girl was slim. Red head. Had a small bush. Took her anal virginity in that session. We were all drunk. Ripped the pale girl. The other girl was sucking her blood off my cock. She eventually started crying and saying "no, stop uncle".

>23
>15
>18-20
-15 minutes
>2nd time, minutes after lost virginity

>>679572046
30
n/a
0
n/a
n/a
fml

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>>679573205
>"no, stop uncle"

>>679573205
Oh I lost my virginity at 14 sorry.

>>679572046
>24
>16
>15
>Last weekend
>First year of grad school with this girl I knew from college. She was rather petite but still had some curves, and knew exactly what the hell she was doing. Think about that one quite often.

-Current age-32
-Age you lost your virginity-17
-Number people you've had sex with close to 40
-Last time you had sex Feb 10th 2016
-Best sex you ever had
>two different women Panamanian single mom who loved in San Diego couldn't get enough of it. Could suck dick like a pro and sex would be 4 to 6 times a day every day. Was good but no emotional connection. Second chick sex was just as good if not better nicer body to. She gives me makes me cum buckets it's amazing.

>>679573487
just end it, bro

>>679572046
25
I haven't
0
Never
:(

>>679573622
There's always that one chick that makes a point to make you remember her......

>>679573599
Yeah it was kind of funny to me. The other girl has this what the fuck look on her face. But she was one of those push over kinds. So she kept going haha.

>>679572046

>41
>12
>1
>2 days ago
>on stairs to 3rd floor while family was eating thanksgiving dinner on first floor

>>679573765
i think about that daily but i'm too much of a pussy

>>679572046
>46
>14
>53
>3 weeks ago
>3 weeks ago

39
14
40something, I think, not sure
4 days ago
Crazy stuff with my hubby, involving dildos, him wearing panties, pantyhose and some plastic wrap from the kitchen

-Current age
> 39
-Age you lost your virginity
> 19
-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
> I don't remember exactly and CBA to count since I slept poorly last night... I remember every woman though, inside out, name and order.. Number ain't too high 'cause I've been married/taken most of my adult life... Fuckit, I count.16. There it is. No one night stands.
-Last time you had sex
> Last night
-Best sex you ever had
> With current partner, current wife

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>>679572046
35
13
8
2 days
24, high on meth, ex let me do anything to her. i did pretty much everything i thought of.

>24
>18
>10
>last Sunday
>there was a night I got to rape-play my girl. It was like 2 am and she said she was going to sleep soon. I asked her to keep the door unlocked and we talked about what that meant. She was still living with her parents but I went to her house and fucked her after duct taping her up. Almost left her there too.

-Current age
>34
-Age you lost your virginity
>30
-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
>8
-Last time you had sex
>2 months ago
-Best sex you ever had
>Paid a 8/10 masseuse to bang me. She was so hot and hearing her wet pussy slap against me as she rode made me cum in like 2 minutes.

>>679572046
25
21
4
thursday
best sex i ever had was an all day fuckathon where we fucked in every room of the house. came 12 times and lost count of my gfs orgasms but did get covered in squirting fit head to toe dripping in pussy juice/pee.

>>679572046
21.
18.
4.
About 6 hours ago.
Best sex ibe ever had was with my current gf. We were both high on MDMA.
I played with her pussy for like 2 hours just because id made me hard feeling her get wet on my fingers. My dick was like the winter soldier arm at this point.
We fucked for a futher 3 hours and all 3 hours were absolute heaven. She even let me fuck her ass for the first and sadly, only time.
Fuck me i gotta get some more MDMA

>>679572046

21 (nearly 22)
15 (first dick in me didn't bust my hymen)
2 (3 if you include tiny dick)
Last night

Probably when I was eaten out and played with for a decent 30 minutes then I returned the favor and we fucked

Don't really have a 'best sex' moment, they're all pretty good

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Cant get laid. Just turned 20.
No end in sight
My life sucks

>>679576647
I love eating my gf out. It tastes so nice and its so hot.

>>679576941

Gotta love a man that knows how to eat out, hopefully she returns the favor to you

-Current age
>26
-Age you lost your virginity
>22
-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
>3
-Last time you had sex
>This morning
-Best sex you ever had
>Sub gave me head while I was watching porn. Berated her the entire time.

>>679576791
Why anon?
Are you fat and disgusting?
Are you ugly as fuck?
Are you shit at being social?

If so then work out and get fit.
It will make your body look better, which naturally makes you look hotter and it will also build you confidence so being cool in social situations is easy.

If you cbf to do this just go to brothel or pay a hooker op.

>>679577427

>best sex
>got head

>>679576941
Yeah she does. She sucks like a dyson.

We both really love giving and receiving oral. It works out well.

My trick is to make a "come here" gesture with my middle two fingers to get her g spot and at the same time i spell out the alphabet with my tounge on her clit.
Most of the time shell cum before i get to Z. If not i just repeat

>>679577547
Hue

20
14
3
In a trip with gf

-Current age: 21
-Age you lost your virginity: 15
-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times): 2
-Last time you had sex: about a week ago
-Best sex you ever had: with current gf

>>679577441
The thing is man, I really dunno.
Benched 225 in highschool, buff af
Only had 2 gfs in my life. I talk to people,
They all just ignore, forget, or place me second and never talk again.
i guess my social skills suck dick or something.

I cant keep living like this

-19
-April 2015, was 18. I 16 if oral counts
-1
-Today
-Fucked my wife so many times with countless great times I can't really say I have a best.

>>679578279
Go out on the weekend or something dude and just catch a drunk chick its easy as fuck.

Go up to the hottest girl in the club
"Hey how you doing, im anon, whats your name,
Can i buy you a drink/wanna dance?"

Then just talk to her, grind on her etc etc. If shes keen for the D she will make it obvious. If she isnt or she shoots you down who cares, shes jut a slut.

You just move on to the second hottest gurl in the club. Rinse and repeat until you find someone eho wants the D

>>679578023
EITHER:

A) Noob at going down on a girl

OR

B) Virgin

detected.

>>679578806
Ahahah ok anon

>>679572046
i didn't know i had lost my virginity, OP, thank you for informing me, i still don't know when it was tho.

>>679572046

> 26
> 16
> 7
> Last November
> First year of college, this really cute girl in my Psych 102 class had missed a lot of classes due to some family issues, and was falling behind because of it. I offerred to help her catch up, copy my notes and help her go over the chapters she missed and so on, so we went out to Panera's as a study date. We hit it off, and after we spent about two hours studying, she invited me to go back to her dorm room. I obviously jumped at the chance, and one thing led to another, I ended up beind tied to the bed with her riding my dick.

>>679578968
Seriously. You don't know shit if those are your "techniques".

15
14,
2
Was with my gf, we made it in her parents bed

Age 26
5 people
Last night
Had sex with my ex in a strangers house.

>>679572046
>25
>18
>5
>3 years ago
>first time. Lady who is old enough to be my mom. Fucked my brains out and drank my cum in my car.

> Probably gave me hpv tho

>>679578791
I suppose. i dunno, ive always felt like drunk chicks are cheating. Ive always had an onsession with being the biggest stud in the land. I just feel stunted and life has passed me over.

Perhaps a curse

>>679579635
HUMAN PAPPILOMANIA VIRUS.

27
Lost at 16.
38 fucked
2 weeks ago, I actually fucked 2 but one I'd fucked before then.
I don't think I can pick a best time. I've had some damn good ones and it'd be a shame to pick a best one.

>>679572702
>23
>16
>20
>Last night
I couldn't tell you the best sex I've had. I've had sex so many times with so many people that it's dependent on too many factors. The only thing I can say is that the best sex I've ever had has been with people who I have truly been in love with. I know it sounds gay, but it's the truth.

p.s. most men and women don't know what good sex is until they've fucked someone they truly love.

>>679579170
Tell that to my girlfriend who usually cums 2-3 times from a couple minutes of oral dude.
Now you out that into about 10-15 of eating pussy/ass. I could satisfy my girl more with my tounge alone than you could satisfy anyone wih yur micropeen

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>>679572046
>27
>20
>Over 20
>Xmas Night, 2015
>I was with this Korean BBW prostitute in March of 2012. We went on for like 15 mins before I finally pulled out, took off the condom, went in raw for about 6 seconds, then came hard. Sucked her tits an everything, it was magical.

>>679572046
>-Current age
38
>-Age you lost your virginity
16
>-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
30-40 (maybe more?)
>-Last time you had sex
30 minutes ago
>-Best sex you ever had

When I was in highschool, 17, ended up in a 6 way with 5 girls, 3 days of drugs, alcohol and sex. Didn't stop to eat anything but pussy, fucked them in one of the girl's parent's bedrooms. all raw. amazed I didn't knock anyone up cause i nutted in them enough. figured they were on the pill. Best part was the next day (monday) came to school and the whole school knew about it. Those sluts were bragging to the whole school about how big my dick was, and what a stallion I was. I was swimming in random pussy the rest of highschool.

>>679572046
19,10,17,yesterday, with op's mother

>>679572046
>22
>Not yet
>0
>never
>with my hand 1 hour ago

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> 21
> 18th birthday
> 2
> Last night
> 21st birthday, gf showed up in some crazy lingerie, then let me fuck her brains out, also first time anal

Pic related.

>>679579953
Know how I know you're lying? You feel the need to defend yourself to a total stranger. You don't know me. Even if we meet again here on /b/, we won't know it. Your need to respond and retort is a clear indicator of low self esteem and a frustrating lack of ability to move forward in life. You're weak. You're a liar. You're a coward.

>>679572046
26
15
6
Two nights ago
My Sunday school teacher. Shit was lit AF

>>679572046

57 (yeah, fuck you too)
17
100+ (it was the 70's and 80's for christs sake)
Last night
gf in between wife #1 and 2

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>>679580023
Damn man, if that's all true, you're a legend

12
5

Fuck bitches, get money

>>679580385
Fuckin' details anon.

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>>679580140
Hang in there /b/ro, you'll find the right girl

>>679572046
23
18
2
this morning
on my car in the woods

>>679580567
>>679580385
Yes, details mon details

>>679580293
As i originally said
Ahahahaha ok

>>679580727
See, you just can't stop, can you? Go on, reply to this thread. Give in. Get the last word. Defend your honor and reputation to a complete stranger. It matters, truly.

>>679572046
22
17
1
Earlier this week
Night I got engaged.

Male
47
14
Gonna have to estimate 40 to 50
Last week
Best sex was a nuru/body rub in toronto

>>679572867
A good tale, a Catholic tale.

>>679572046
>18
>n/a
>0
>Never
>n/a

>>679580907
toronto has some amazingly beautiful women. Best strip clubs in north america.

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>>679573876
Hang in there /b/ro it'll happen

>>679581106
Virgin detected.

20
17
2 (an nn girl and my girlfriend)
tomorrow
on lsd with my actual girlfriend.

>>679581187
ya got me, bro. I'm not really a pathetic 57 year old reading /b/ late at night instead of watching Fox News... Oh wait...

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>>679576791
You'll find her m8, chin up

>>679579204
Underaged b&

-19
-13
-25+
-nearly one year ago feelsbad.jpg
-had loads of great sex in loads of great places not one is best like comparing apples and pears

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>>679572046
>18
>15
>2
>last week
>Shower sex with gf when we were 16

>>679580518
well nothing I can say will prove it but yeah its true.

The hilarious thing is how it started. I went to prom as a junior stag cause I just broke up with a girl, and I had gotten suckered into setting up the prom (seemed like a waste not to go after setting it up). There was this group of 10th grade girls who showed up without dates, all cute, one of the girls came up to me to invite me to the party; I knew a few of them and the one who invited me I always (wrongly) thought was into my brother. Well she was the one who invited me to the after-prom party. I thought other dudes would be there. I showed up and it was just 5 chicks and me. Needless to say it went as I previously described.

As hilarious as I found the fact the girls were all bragging about the orgy on monday, it got my ass beaten a few times because not all of them were single; and one of the boyfriends who got cucked was a college student and MUCH bigger than me. Still it was 100% worth it.

>>679581379
You're 57? Post dick.

>>679580888
tbh u sound moar rustled than he does m8

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>>679572046
>-Current age - 29
>-Age you lost your virginity - 15
>-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times) - 25 or so
>-Last time you had sex - yesterday
>-Best sex you ever had - Hanging out at the railroad tracks with my girlfriend at the time, a single girl and another couple. We get drunk and the other could start getting frisky, so I am if the single girl and my girl wanna suck my cock at the same time. They go for it, and we end up hanging down, taking turns on both girls, the single girl let's me put it in her butt. I came in her mouth, and they made out rough my cum.

That girl I was with was super freaky and we had lots of awesome sex.

>>679581772
No, I am just exceedingly skilled at manipulating the simple minded. It's entertainment for me.

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>>679581402
I died on the inside years ago.

I feel my life is wasted, and it saddens me more every day because it feels that the fact of me being unwanted for 20 years just proves it.
Whats even worse is that Ill never get to feel
What its like to truly enjoy being young.

I dont know where I went wrong

>>679578968
agreed

>>679572046
>19
>14
>5
>A few days ago
>Was the night my current gf and I got together. Spent 11pm to 6am having sex and taking smoke breaks to get hard again

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>>679581676
You can't make this shit up, too many specific details, I am a believer now. 100% worth, fuck those cucksters. Legend/10

btw were the girls into eachother at all during or all focused on you, or both?

>>679582094
m8 I felt the same way, didn't lose virginity until 18, but trust me, when you least expect it she'll come along. Just focus on yourself, not on getting bitches. That's the secret. Keep bettering yourself, then they'll come flocking to you. They love being chased and as soon as a guy isn't chasing, then they gotta do it and you're set.

-Current age: 18
-Age you lost your virginity: 16
-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times): 1
-Last time you had sex: Monday
-Best sex you ever had: Monday^ I let my boyfriend fuck the shit out of me, was some of the hottest sex we've had, felt amazing

>>679582287
>btw were the girls into eachother at all during or all focused on you, or both?
both. don't know if they were bi before hand or after, always suspected one was a rug muncher, then she got married a few years after graduating, so who knows? all i know is that weekend was just one long orgasim, without sleep or breaks, that was true for the girls getting the dick and those not getting dicked. there was always several people moaning, shouting, groaning, writhing, clawing, begging. never will forget it. and thank god for certain illegal narcotics, else I would have never made it to the end of that orgy.

>-Current age
24
>-Age you lost your virginity
14
>-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
2
>-Last time you had sex
Wednesday
>-Best sex you ever had
I've had some pretty amazing sex

Normally it involves this one position with my wife that involves my wife laying on her side, me straddling her lower leg while her upper leg is in the "kneeing" position

I can get her to shotgun orgasm like that so easily, and after her 6th orgasm her pussg is super super wet and starts to contract crazily so it starts stroking me while I thrust

Plus since I'm in a wide legged position I can't do the thing where I clench what I assume are rectum muscles (i normally do this while cumming because it gets too intense and it puts pressure on my prostate which seems to mellow the pleasure) so I end up having great orgasms


Only issue is the position feels really good so if I haven't cum recently I normally have to get out of that position so I don't cum before her

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>>679582839
Still though. Thats all i ever dreamed sbout since I was 12. Never really broadcasted it in any way.
The experience is gone forever and thats what it comes down to in the end.

Oh well. Thanks anom

>>679578683
>19
>wife

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-Current age
> 17, F
-Age you lost your virginity
> 16
-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
> 7
-Last time you had sex
> Two days ago, and I'm dying
-Best sex you ever had
a month ago I finally got a guy to fuck me anally. I've been into anal masturbation for ages but contrary to popular belief it seems most guys aren't willing to actually go through with that fantasy. Anyway I did an enema an hour beforehand, he showed up and railed me from behind and it was amazing. Next morning had the best shit of my life too.

Pic related.

>>679572046
41,
15,
More than 25 less than 30.
Last week,
Dunno - too many good experiences but my current Vietnamese wife is awesome but I think that's because I love her

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>>679572046
>27
>still a virgin
>0
>never
>none

>>679572046
>20
>14
>2, fooled around alot with about 4 girls in total
>I think at the start of the month or last week of March
>the first time I had sex at school I was 14, I got a girl really horny and we went into an empty class room after school and I fucked her up the ass it was so good and tight, came inside her.

>>679572046
23
20
1
Last week
I've only ever slept with one person sooo...

>Use to occasionally get asked out at high school but due to very low self confidence due to my older sister bullying me my entire childhood I always said no
>Almost got with a really hot girl during uni when I had a lot more confidence/stopped caring as much about what other people thought of me. She played me for about a year constantly leading me on and whenever we got too close she'd destroy me emotionally
>Been with first and current gf for 3 years now. We've had our break ups but we always end up making up and she genuinely seems to care about me

>22
>18
>3
>Last week with gf
>Sophmore year of college my fwb fucked me in the ass up against a wall was pretty hot.

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>>679584153
The experience isn't gone mate, you're still plenty young. Highschool sex is underrated as fuck. You've still got your best sexual years ahead of you. Once you break the virginity barrier all of a sudden its a landslide of pussy. It's that confidence, they can sense it

Sex life?
Can't remember.

19
17
2
Couple days ago.
"

>>679584270
If you're telling the truth femanon, pic with tongue out now

>>679572046
>17
>17
>1
>November
>At a friends house, on a sofa, in November

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>>679585602
;)

>>679580664
Thanks /b/ro, really

>>679576791

you probably don't want to hear from me >>679580023 but it will happen. I've had two good friends hit 20+ while being a virgin; and were just as upset as you about it. you'll find her. and once you pop that seal suddenly you'll be having regular sex and wondering why you put the pussy on such a high pedestal.

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>>679585786

25
17
12
Last week

>>679585786
... I have to ask, shoe on head?

>>679572046
>39
>n/a
>0
>never
>n/a

>>679572046

-Current age
>19
-Age you lost your virginity
>17
-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
>6
-Last time you had sex
>Fucked my girlfriend this morning, came all over her pretty little face
-Best sex you ever had
>Definitely after not seeing my girlfriend for a long-ass time because long distance, ripped her clothes of the second we saw each other

>>679572046
19
16
10+
3 months ago
Big tittied gif of 6 months let me choke her, twas godly

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>>679586049
Really odd request but okay? is this a foot fetish thing or something?

>>679585786
well fuck, if you had a card with "hi /b/" on it and today's date i might actually believe it.

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21
17
1
4 years ago
i slipped

>>679572046

32
19
29
This morning.
Best sex? Hard to say, but I got deepthroated to completion for the first time last weekend, which was pretty neat.

18
15
4
Yesterday
On acid

>21
>16
>5
>Tuesday
>about a month ago was hanging with this chick. By far the freakiest girl I've ever met, skinny as hell but somehow had curves. I didn't get home till 7:30

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20
14
3
3 days ago with my gf
When i was 18 with my sexond girlfriend and her sister. Here the legal age to drink is 18 so we got some drinks I dont like to drink too much so i didnt got drunk but my gf and her sister did we were at a bar and when we arrives to her place they started talking about who can make a man cum faster, they started to compete to see who can me cum faster. Eventually I fucked both and came like 5 times at the end they passed out. The beat part is they were so drunk that they didnt remeber.

25
21
4
April 2014
April 2014

>>679572046
Wonder what those bars smell like now.

>>679572046
>18
>12 (with a cousin of 11 years old)
>4
>last summer
>my first time

>>679586799
Dubs... Explain now.

- 40
- 19
- 5
- Summer 2012
- psycho bitch from college who was cheating on her boyfriend

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>>679586222
Pic taken 20 mins go for another thread.
How do you want me?

>>679572046
>18
>week after I turned 17
>1
>Few hours ago
>One time when she was blind folded and tied up, just seemed better than usual

>19
>15
>1
>14 months ago
>The breakup sex

>>679586219
>>679586942>>679585786
>>679584270

HOLY SHIT, uhhhh pose like you want me to fuck you from behind like in your story?

>>679586942
Give me your number?

>>679586942
Bent over with ass showing

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>>679587229
>>679587482

My fav position ;)

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>>679572046

>>679579861
that's true /b/ro, sex with someone you love is magical

>>679587513
Fucking amazing, finger IN pussy

>>679586942

Holy shit. You have a phenomenal ass. Also everything else. But seriously, dat ass doe.

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>>679587303
4164361148

dick pics please I'm horny as fuck

we need you!!! FOR OPERATION TAMPON TYRANNY. JOIN US AND HALP MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN. THE OPERATION HAS ALREADY BEGUN AND WE NEED ANONS TO CONTRIBUTE. LETS FUCK WITH SOCIAL MEDIA AND MAKE HISTORY>>679569059 >>679569059

>>679586219
Holy Shit! A Real Girl on /b/!!!!!

unnnnnngggghh.

Too late. Load Blown.

Back to TF2... I'm such a loser.

>>679587751

416... are you from Toronto?

>>679587751
Naruto as well?!!??!?! Fuck me, dream girl XD

>>679586219
>>679585786

don't get your problem getting guys to pop you in the ass but whatever. whats your point posting this shit here? need attention? be told you're hot? have some /b/tards slobber all over you? btw: this is me.

37
19
6
15 years ago - and it probably was the best sex of my life

best sex was probably taking my ex's younger sister's virginity while talking to the slut ex on the phone and letting her listen to it in revenge for her fucking some dumb college classmate in the bed and under the roof i put over her head while I was at work. Then I realized I hated all women to the point that it probably wasn't safe to actually be in a relationship with them (for them mostly), and swore off 3d relationships. to the virgins in the thread you're probably happier off.

and yes, 15 years later and the rage still is real enough the idea of actually fucking a female both disgusts me and increases my rage to the point it probably would require an extreme masochist to put up with me.

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>>679587932
yeah baby im in the 6ix,you dtf? asl?

18
18
4
Was in reforms schools came out of them after 3 years wantes to get laid called up an old friend when i went home she was down.

>>679588118
>>>679587932
>yeah baby im in the 6ix,you dtf? asl?
If this happens, you niggers better film it

>>679586942
:O Woaaah girl you are beautiful and am not usually the kinda of guy that says that but you are really pretty.

>>679588118
Build the wall send his bitch back to Mexico

19
Virgin

>>679588118

I'd allow it, would be nice with exams being around now

19/m/downtown toronto

where are you?

>>679588494
Call her, pussy

27
17
1
Wednesday
A few months ago we took a trip to Yosemite national park. We fucked like crazy that week. One time in particular saw me choking her while fucking hard in missionary and finishing on her face with her tongue sticking out. We always get wilder on vacation. Something about being out of our element.

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>>679588494
>>679588609
Already posted my phone number above, go find it and call me ;)

>>679588924

I am still slightly skeptical of the legitimacy if we're being honest here

>>679588924
Why did you hang up? I thought I was doing well.....

>>679588118
I would kill to see you spread your ass

>>679588924
pic with something in pussy anon

>>679572046

-Current age
>34
-Age you lost your virginity
>18
-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
>17
-Last time you had sex
> Yesterday afternoon
-Best sex you ever had
> almost 5 years ago< I left nair on my junk slightly longer than I was supposed to, burned like fuck for a bit, but became super sensitive and intense later that day. Fucked my GF (now wife) and it was ridiculous how good it felt

>>679588924
If I were near you, I'd be smashing the fuck out of that pussy

>>679588924
Still waiting on you to reply to my text tho...

>>679589155
dude she timestamped, tits, requests, sharpied in pooper, and shoed on head, what the fuck more can you ask for?

>>679589272
this

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>>679589242
You owe me a life ;)

>>679589373

requests were generic af, timestamp was from a different thread and she ignored someone's request for finger IN pussy

>>679588924
Woaaah nice body and pretty face. Wonder what you think of a threesome with me and my wife but too bad you dont live in california :'(

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>>679589305
your tiny dick was pathetic, im not responding to that shit

>>679589657

put a picture frame on your head

>>679589860
You like it big?

What size is perfect for you?

>>679589717
Plus isn't she using an iphone in one of those pics? iMessage didn't pop up. Then again This is /b I wouldn't use my real number lol

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>>679589893
If that's what you ask all the girls you meet to do, no wonder you're a virgin. Think of something actually interesting please...

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-22
-17
-2
-about 6months ago
- Not a fan of sex. its just boring so i dont think it applies to me.

>>679572046
>24
>N/A
>0
>N/A
>N/A
I'm not even obese or black, I just don't get out much.

>>679590086
Something naruto related like your poster in your ass?

>>679590151
lolwut?

Who told you that black people don't have sex?

>>679590086
>>679589860
You changed underwear? Cool

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>>679590261
Here you go <3

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>>679589657

Good fucking god. Alright, who do I kill..

-27
-16
-30+
-Thursday night
-About five years ago, fucked a crazy bitch in the bathroom at a party while her boyfriend was outside at the pool. Came buckets on her face/in her mouth and she sucked me dry.

>>679590086
Sitting with your ass in a dildo!

>>679590266
only with eachother and whores.

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>>679589955
Between 5 and 7 inches. any less isn't enough and any more would probably do damage.

>>679590086

lel I don't ask girls I meet in real life to do anything but be my fucking whore, but via 4chan? gotta do some obscure-ass shit to prove your legitimacy around here

>>679590326
No way she saw this request took the photo and uploaded it in less than 30 seconds this is bait

>>679590479
You need an extra three inches just to get past those meat flaps alone

>>679590479
snapchat?

>22
>15
>17 (I've being a little promiscuous)
>3 days ago
>Be me, 18 years old, went to the beach on vacations with my ex, she ask for sex on the campaing tent, was really awesome, a lot of adrenaline.

>>679590479
Dope.

I'd be perfect then.

You take lovely pictures by the way. And cool room.

-22
-20
-3
several hours ago
not really sure; it was fine

>>679572046
>22
>15-16?
>1
>a looong fucking time lads
>the best time was probably the only time i had sex....lol

>>679590479
make a webm

>>679590479
anal sex, bleach and naruto?

shit taste

>>679590421

>30+

Bullshit.

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>>679590677
Thanks lovely <3 text me with some proof ;)

>>679590479
such a cute butterface

>25
>16 years lost virginity
>maybe 15 in total?
>theycan'tallbe10's.mp4
>had sex this morning with the gf
>18 years old, the summer after I graduated high school. It was with my current gf, she's 6 years older than me. We weren't dating at the time though.

>>679590452
> ass in a dildo

top kek

>>679590479
Fuck why i live in fuckin Belgium, there is no gilr like you here...

I got a fuckin 7,5 inches dick you will appreciate it for sure fuck my fuckin life shit fuck fucking country hell no my life suck

>>679590853
>>679590479
Lol she said she was 17 that counts as child pornography (not insulting but you are underage)

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>>679590573
I would have thought you of all people could understand things happening really fast ;)

>>679591023
You have seven five inch dicks?

>>679585786

This chick would get obliderated by my cock...

It would like change her life n shit.

>>679590824
>the best time was PROBABLY the ONLY time i had sex....lol

>>679590987
fag there's like 5 other pics with plenty of face and she is a solid 7/10 at least

>prime age of 24
>15 and 1/2
-300+ lost count hahahaha
-after lunch with my hot secretary
-best sex people ever have is with me 14"

>>679590980
this is such an FBI trap. she did say she was 17 you faggots. that's not legal in canada or the usa.

>>679572046
>24
>14 (would not recommend)
>Monday (been fightin with my girl)
>not sure

>>679591242
solid b/ro kek

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>>679590980
Take a pic with heels on!

>>679591345
oh. and
>12 people total. I think. (usually have a steady girlfriend for 6 months or more)

>>679586219

Watch out lil bih


CAPTAIN CAVEE-MAAAAN!!

>>679572046
14
9
2
The day after my 11 the b-day
my first time was the best

>>679584270
>17, F

underage b&, gtfo

>>679572046
>-Current age
32
>-Age you lost your virginity
N/A
>-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
N/A
>-Last time you had sex
N/A
>-Best sex you ever had
I masturbated

>>679591319

true, all these pics would be illegal

but if she really is from Toronto, age of consent is 16 here so could legally invade all holes

>>679591147
Take a squatting pic with red heels

>21
>13 to my current boyfriend
>1
>two nights ago
>He made it romantic, took everything slow, came about 4 times before he came was great.

>>679591485
First time was the best time? Was that also your only time?

>>679572046
>-Current age
25
>-Age you lost your virginity
15
>-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times)
7 or 8 Can't remember.
>-Last time you had sex
6 days ago
>-Best sex you ever had
When I was 21, with a 14 year old girl. Pussy was so tight.

>>679591147 <-- already did there hun

mmm taking all these pics is getting me too wet

26
14
7
1 month ago.
anal, now I have aids.

>>679591622
The pic you replied to is exactly like the request you just made idiot

>18
>12 (wasn't raped dw, girl was a day younger)
>1
>12
>If third base counts, it was better than when I was 12. Barely even learned what my dick was for then. Chick when inwas 15 huge tits made out while naked

>>679591762
Take a pic with a white shoe on your head

>>679576791

If you're still lurking anon, exercise, take the bus everyday somewhere a bit farther than the last time, lift heavy (used to be 310 pounds, now 205, 6'3) the kind of lifting that makes your stomach hurt and want to throw up. Work on yourself and always play the mysterious guy and give small glances and smiles, if she responds with a smile, you're in, if not, then stop and repeat the steps I told you.

It'd also be good if you start to read a book, I like to always be reading a non-fiction book and a fictional book at all times in my life. Read maybe a philosophy book or two and realize how small and pathetic all humans are and feel better about yourself knowing you're working hard to build the best you, women will respect it and want you for it, I promise.

21
n/a
0
n/a
n/a

Pity me.

>>679591722
Faggot

>>679591147
Are you bi or bicurious for any reason cus I want lick some pussy

23
18
18
>best I ever had was with a girl that I had just started dating, told me she wasnt easy. On second date, we made out/foreplay for a solid 3 hours before she got so turned on she couldnt handle it anymore and practically begged me to fuck her.

>22
> two weeks before 18
>6
>a month ago
> was a few weeks after a break up
>went to a party, met a guy hit it off, went to his house the next day didnt leave til two days later, barely left his room, 1st time I had an orgasm

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>>679579711
>20
>life has passed me over

>>679591147
insert heals to play

>>679591762

Shot you a text. Got a pic for you, if I get a text back :P

Currently 24
Lost at 14
If oral's included, 15 partners, if not then 8
Last had sex a few hours ago
Best sex I had was when this girl I'd been seeing for a while admitted she had a boyfriend, but he said he was okay with her cheating so long as he could watch. Him just being so loud and encouraging me to give it to his girl good made me go crazy

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< 20 > She is one big of a whore :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/kb84ujk3db7vq4k/12718079.zip?dl=1 She enjoyed getting fucked in the ass with her tight pussy. Oh and she is 18 I promise guys

>>679591147
Write chili on your stomach

>>679588924
Well, if you are 17 like you said, I have my beating material for the night!

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>>679591957
I'm totally open to other girls, only had one such experience so far and it was great.

>>679591762

post closeup of wet pussy

>>679592094
keep eating that shit all night like it's a real meal and you're gonna get gout.

>>679591762
Ass on heels

>>679573487

Look on the bright side, at least you're a wizard now.

>>679576647
I have a relationship to a girl that was previously raped/molested. Psychologically, penetration is off the table, so our sex life consists solely of oral. But I absolutely love going down on a girl, so works for me.
Worked for several years and counting. I have a standing offer to get my "penetration needs" taken care of elsewhere, but never did and never will to be honest

@679592245
No I'm not you are

_17
_16
_about 10
_Last night
_about à month ago, when we tried bdsm with my girlfriend (because we were curious, it didn't happen again yet)

>>679592094
Slather yourself with chili

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>>679592094
We have a horny actually attractive femanon here and THAT is what you waste a request on? Shame on you anon.

>>679572046
26
Lost at age 16
3 days ago
# partners 17-25ish?
Best sex ever: was trying to fuck a girl I was texting off an online dating site for awhile, we exchanged nudes but she was too shy to meet. I was at a house party and was hammered inviting her over and she wouldn't show. I went home drunk and made a giant pot of pasta and ate it all and chugged a few beers. She texted me for my address and said she's coming over.

Made myself puke up all the pasta, pop a cialis, shower and shave my junk. She shows up and we fuck from around 230am until roughly 7am. She was a squirter, I never had one before, so I spent the entire time making her squirt all over me while I was fucking her. She said she never went that many times in one go before because the novelty wears off after once or twice. But I think she orgasmed at least 8 times. My bed was absolutely disgusting for days afterwards and I couldn't get it to dry out completely so I ended up flipping the mattress over... Lol.

>>679592181
Pick up those qtips gross

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>>679572046
19
nope

@679592433
Yes

>>679591147
LOLL THAT GUY GOT SHREDDED

>>679592433
Femanons love chili

>>679590086
Damn we have a sassy femanon here. I like it.

-Current age:
>25
-Age you lost your virginity:
>17
-Number people you've had sex with (not total amount of times):
>6
-Last time you had sex:
>last week
-Best sex you ever had:
> my last gf i had about 2 years ago let me cuff her and use a choke collar with leash.
>fucked and messed around for about 2 hours.
> she just turned 18 at the time, i was 23, she was a foot shorter and nearly 100 pounds lighter so needless to say she felt like a loli