did you do it yourself?

Timestamp

no u didnt and if u did ur a faggot

>>679570546
you want to be in the marines? lel

That was very stupid of you.

>>679570918
Yes.
And yes. I was sober.
Took 8 hours.
I used nothing but a cork screw, cuticle cutter, and a lot of cigarettes
This was about 2 days ago, I posted on /b/ then too.

What were they?

Time stamp

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>>679570546
Timestamp and tits you roody-poo fucking nigger cunt.

>>679570546
> Burnt off tattoo
> Marines
> Tattoo vaguely resembles a dick
Good job faggot you played yourself

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was the tattoo your pimps name? also what did you use?

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>>679570959
Edgy

>>679571292
Burn*

>>679571156
I can still kind of see the tatt.

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I dont remember why i made this but apparently i did a year or two ago.

>>679570546
No
DESUDESUDESUDESU

>>679571330
With no time...

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>>679571227
If u got that pic off a thread, u got it from me m8 (op)

show us the other hand, will you have matching cock scars?

>>679570546
Still can't believe this crazy fucker did this.

Jesus, that's nuts. I hope they let you in.

What were the tattoos of? Also, why did you decide to get tattoos in such a visible place?

>>679571156
Damn dude. That is going to smart.
Make sure you keep it clean and use some antibiotic cream or something.

>>679571539
Because I'm a faggot who needs to express himself in the most blatant way ever. Wtf do u want me to say?

>>679571539
Same fag

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>>679571330
why did you tattoo a dick on your hands? What the fuck OP?!

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>>679570546
This is definitely real, when I burnt off a tattoo I had of an exs name it looked exactly the same. Just FYI OP, that is going to blister and leak pus for like a month and the scar will never fade.

>>679570546
You will fail the psych evaluation when they find out you burnt your hands intentionally you fucking moron

I hate to be, "that guy" but any sign of self mutilation is an automatic disqualification for EVERY military branch. I'm sorry man but you may have just fucked the whole thing up for yourself. At MEPS they will ask what they are and if you lie, they may or may not believe you. If you say you did it yourself it's automatic disqualification for life.

>>679571330
fuck.

Laser is not that expensive if you look around properly.
Tattoos on hands fall out super easy.
All you had to do was wear them down and expose it to tons of sunlight with maybe one session of therapy.
I'm guessing black text? black comes out the easiest.
You won't be a very valuable marine if you lose that hand to infection.
Ya silly goose.

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>>679571495
Other hand.

This job was done a lot thicker, so it was a bit more difficult. Plus i had to do it with my left hand which wasn't fun.

But u can still see SOME lines. But the commander said it's acceptable.

If I were to get em professionally removed, u could still see about 10% of the ink anyways

>>679571850
There is no psych eval for Marines.. Your thinking of a branch that DOESN'T want absolute psychos..

>>679571156
Stupid faggot they're gonna see that shit and dump you for self harm.

>>679571156
They're going to ask about the scars. Doing that to yourself is a big red flag for mental issues. This isn't 2007 where they're desperate for recruits and might waive something like this type of self-harm just to get another warm body. The military can afford to be very, very picky about who they accept now, and they are. I'm speaking as a former recruiter. Laser removal, man.

>>679571850
I had that in mind. They're working with me regardless. We'll see what happens m8. Like I said, I'm already scheduled for the asat test this 25th

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>>679570546
Much respect for this man, enduring massive pain to be able to serve his country. Well on his way to a heroic career. Wish you the best.

>>679572035
Cool dude.

You realize, you could have gotten tattoo removal stuff in any wally world or online, right?

>>679572152
Well alright. Enjoy your enlistment.

>>679571961
Yeah I know. My recruiters told me this. We're working on it.

>>679570546
You won't be able to enlist until those heal. Way to fuck up there, faggot.

I'm don't know if it's the same in good ol fuckin 'murica, but here in Aus that'd be an automatic rejection because of the psyche evaluation.. Slef mutilation to try get into the army. The fuck were you thinking?

>>679570546
What were the tattoos of though?

>>679572035
888?

>>679570546
I swear to god that looks like Barney

>>679572218

>>679570546
Well, seeing this... I'd say you probably have the grit to do alright as a leatherneck. Best of luck OP.

>>679571460
kek.

He has the right brain capacity for the marines.

Also, volunteered? not convicted.

>>679572310
I call BS. They don't work with anyone on shit nowadays, especially burning off large chunks of skin on their fucking HANDS for christsake. They don't take autists either so you're completely fucked faggot

>>679572310
Well good luck dude. I've got some questionable scars myself and they said it would be difficult getting a waiver because they look like self harm. But hell if you can join them maybe I could too.

>>679570546

So your life is full of incredibly sage decision making is what you're trying to get across, yeah?

kek, you fucking dumbass

>stupid enough to get hand tattoos
>stupid enough to burn them off
>stupid enough to want to join the marines

Fuck off we don't need anymore jarhead faggots playing call of duty in the Middle East and expecting praise for it

>>679571162
Left was Applejack from MLP, right was Raichu from Pokemon.

>>679570546
>you're completely retarded if you actually burnt yourself
>that's not the name of the real test
>stop trying to act cool by pretending to be a recruit
>kill yourself

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>>679572627
kek

>>679572035
Jesus fuck m8
So what did the tatoos say? Also where is this recruiting office?

>>679572387
He could say they were a job related industrial accident.

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>>679572627
Pretty much this.

>>679572791
But if this is true... holy shit.

>>679572555
That's right. They're rejecting well qualified applicants left and right, because theu have enough even more well qualified people enlisting. And as a former recruiter, man, if they're telling you they'll work with you, they're full of shit. Protip, recruiters are lying sacks full of bullshit.

>>679572791
HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

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>>679570546

Goddamn it Pyle

>>679573067
you lying piece of shit

>>679572035
Are the black bits ink that is still there? I think you need to keep working at it if so

You'll be lucky if those don't go septic resulting in emergency amputation.

You're a dumbass.

>>679572035
wait untill a cold day. Wear gloves.

>>679570546
You mean the asvab?

oh my god it looks like the virgin mary

>>679570546
>I burned off my hand tattoos (both hands) in order to get into the marines
doesnt self mutilation get you a lifetime ban from the armed forces?

>>679573067
They arent denying qualified recruits left and right, but having hand tattoos is automatic disqual, self harm is automatic disqual, and yes recruiters are lying sacks of shit.

Tl;dr OP is a lying faggot.

>>679573159
Sorry to burst your bubble there, highspeed. If you're angry, be angry with yourself for your bad decision making.

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>>679572791
Fuck...man...wtf is wrong with you?

>>679572791
pics or it didn't happen

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>>679570546
they will never take you now you cant pass the psych now retard

I like OPs dedication. It's a shame we live in an age where professional athletes who are being paid millions take half the season off for "turf toe". This guy melts his skin off for eight hours so he can go get shot at. Good luck OP.

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>>679571468
fuck off internet superstar... go fuck a sailor in the boi-pussy

Enjoy failing the psych eval and having fucked up hands for nothing you goddamn retard. I've failed people for way less than that shit.

>>679573480
I was being hyperbolic just to try to get the point across to OP that he will never be a marine, because critical thinking clearly is not his strong point. He's deluded enough to think they'll work with him after doing this to himself, hyperbole seemed a fitting tool.

>>679572035
Are you literaly retarded? I mean besides wanting to sign up for the fags that don't give yhou a sign on bonus, and the training is 6 weeks longer, and you will probably get shot at least once.

>>679572035
hearts? really? faggot

>>679571387
I had that exact book.

>>679571162
One of them was super faggy
Said "focus"

>>679572791
LOL one said focus which is even faggier

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>>679572555
op here. my phone died.
i scored a near perfect on the practice asat in their office and they personally like me. which is why theyre working with me.

>>679570546
Kek they're going to take you for a self harming faggot and deny you. Way to prove you're mentally stable faggot

>This faggot had hearts tattooed on his hand and then his bitch cheated on him and dumped his ass so he burned them off like a fool and thinks he's going to be able to run off to the Marines when it ain't fuckin happening

Jesus Christ kek

>>679572387
op here, deep cigarette burns heal up completely (with a scar) in 4 weeks.

>>679572791
Bullshit. Having MLP tattoos anywhere on your body is automatic disqual brony faggot

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>>679572791
U fuckin serious m8? Any old pics, maybe when u first got them to illustrate ur extreme autism?

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>>679574146
You're such a fucking faggot, dude....
You Should be a Marine.

>>679573996
Ah I see. My bad devil.

>>679572564
pretty much.

>>679572791

>people are going to believe this anonymous post on an anonymous imageboard.

>>679574234
LOLOLOLOL holy shit, Hot Shot! The Corps doesn't give a good god damn if your recruiters like you! Receuiters don't decide if you're accepted or not, they make you sign a bunch of papers and send your ass of to MEPS for the real evaluation. God damn, knucklehead, get a grip!

>>679574234
Doesn't matter what you scored on the practice asvab, they don't take self harm cases. Period. This isn't 2003.

>>679572810
well i did JUST hear about it, my b if its not the correct name kek

>>679574234

Wow bro, you got bamboozled. They're just trying to send you on to the next step because they get a signers bonus. You are not, I repeat NOT, getting in.

>>679573404
yeah. they kept saying it verbally so i guess i heard "ASAT" kek

>>679574655
This. You'll get to the MEPS (if this was real, which it isn't) and they'll kick your package to the curb.

>>679575007
woooooooooooooooow

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

wow

WOW

Goddamn nigger did they see you coming a mile away.

>"Hey, I bet I can get this dumbass to burn the shit out of his hands and scar himself forever."
>"Hell yeah, do it!"

>>679573996
nah man, i had a feeling they were gonna tell me to fuck off. but i had to try. and ima dumbass so this seemed like the easiest route. well fuck me in the ass im scheduled for the actual test so fok off m8. if they fail me they fail me. we'll have to wait and see

>>679571330

>timestamp
>no time
Ok

>>679575007
Not only do you self harm, but you're an autist as well. You're fucked OP.

>>679571961
He's right, you know

0317 here, been in 8 years. Should have just covered with make up until you are at boot camp. Youd get shit, but the Marines are ao pussified now a days they wouldn't say much. Fuck son, now a days you can refuse to train and not be punished. When I joined up that would get your ass kicked followed up with a court martial

Fucking retard. I'm emailing screenshots of this thread to the US recruitment. I suggest more 4channers do the same. Let's do this b

http://www.usarec.army.mil/

http://m.goarmy.com/locate-a-recruiter.m.html

>>679575474
He said Marines?

>>679575346
You can take all the tests you want. The brass at MEPS are gonna blacklist you. Should have kept the hand tats and went army faggot.

>>679575004
we'll see.

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>>679575474
wow what a faggot, how does it feels to carry so much hate in you?

you made koko sad nigga

0317 here, been in 8 years. Should have just covered with make up until you are at boot camp. Youd get shit, but the Marines are ao pussified now a days they wouldn't say much. Fuck son, now a days you can refuse to train and not be punished. When I joined up that would get your ass kicked followed up with a court martial. Times have fuckin changed, liberalism has corrupted the military and now we allow complete pussies the privilege of calling themselves Marines.

Look at that a faggot who's in such a hurry to die he didn't even wanna wait for laser removal

Typical marine though, you can add this to the list of how you're a "badass"

>Dude I fucking burnt my tattoos off just to kill some fucking terrorists!

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>>679575685

Yep. You will. Just don't fucking kill anyone when they turn you down you mental fuck.

>>679575599
nah, army doesnt accept either.
if they do they do, im gonna try anyways.

>>679575497
>>679575701
Were you just in the dog thread on /tv/? If you were we have to fuck now because I found you, that's the law you know.

>>679575346
>if
No "if" about it, champ. No wait and see. You fucked your hands up for nothing. Maybe you can go to Iraq and join the peshmerga.

Wow OP how fucking retarded are you? Once the skin grows back the tattoos will be visible again

>>679575989
No one accepts self harm dumbass. Try again when your shits healed up and lie about it. Army allows hand and neck tattoos as far as I know.

>>679575599
self inflicted scars auto reject and inelig. Marine here.

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>>679572791
>abandon all hope

>>679576077
nice dubs.
well its a shame if youre right,
itll be more awesome if youre wrong.

we'll have to wait and see i suppose.

>>679575474
Why? He's not going to be accepted anyway.

>>679575701

The world doesn't need more unstable, fucked up, native raping and killing imperialist soldiers. I'm posting this screenshots of this post to as much media as possible.

>>679576170
Can confirm, I have KILL JEWS tattoed on my hands and I got in the army. Russian army but still.

>>679576223
Semper fi devil. I know that. Bait posting OP clearly doesn't.

>>679575893
Haha my first gunny had a huge skull on the back of his hand and said he never hears so much as a whisper of disapproval. He just was never selected or allowed to do formal ceremonies. You don't know shit, faggot.

>>679572791
Bullshit. Pics of your mutilation before you (nearly) completed this one.

>>679570546
No we don't. This same thing was posted a few days ago. Some other guy said he used the exact same things 'cork screw, cuticle cutter, and a lot of cigarettes'. The only difference being he said he was drunk.

>>679576385
No surprise. Russians hate Jews. I had a female Russian roommate who had to get her lower back tattoo swastika covered up to join the Marines

>>679576421
wow kek good shit

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>>679576054
sadly im not

>>679576421
>A Marine getting a tattoo after he was a Marine is the same as a hopeful burning his off before he even tested

I want you to fucking choke yourself for how stupid what you just posted to a superior officer was.

>>679571387
edit it to say "OP COMES OUT"
have the paper say " Im a faggot", or something to that extent

>>679571330
Dude you are such a massive retard it hurts

>>679576421
At one point Marines didn't have tattoo regs, and if he's a gunny he probably made it in before them.

>>679576376
...and i wouldve gotten away with it too if it werent for you meddling brats and etc.

look man, udk me, udk what ive been through. u may be right that the recruiters only had themselves in mind, but my intuition (now ur gonna give me shit for saying that) said theyre not. but seriously, if i fail, i fail.

i HAVE TO TRY. if i dont im just gonna be regretting it my whole life.

>>679576421

He had it before the regulations you stupid fucking mongoloid. Nice to see the average Marine is still retarded.

>>679576623
no, i clearly stated i wasnt on anything. maybe someone else was shitposting and you thought it was me.

>>679576408
>>679576223
SOI instructor at Geiger here. you dumb fucks should learn to keep your mouthes shut. Self harm wounds follow very strict indication standards. What this faggot did wouldn't even raise eye brows, just give DI's reason to hate him.

>>679576948
Did your tattoo say no ragrets?

>>679576948
You failed. Just letting you know. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

>>679577013
What I said, only better.

>>679572152
Yes there is is have fun being turned away faggot.

>>679576948

Try to wrestle the first officer you come across and stick your thumb up his ass. If you act like a wimp and catch them off guard youll be able to win. This is how so many fags got into the marines

Op i want to cum on you hand

>>679572173
so if you see a scar are you gonna automatically think the first thing was they fucking burned off their own tattoo? doubtful.

>>679577175
that wasnt me kek

>>679577105
>SOI instructor
>Not a recruiter
>Doesn't work at MEPS
Just because you see some recruits get through to Geiger with self harm scars doesn't mean that this faggot is gonna get through with incredibly obviously new self harm scars. Stfu and stick with what you know. Like keeping boots from killing themselves with grenades

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>>679577154
morty, planning for failure is almost as dumb as regular planning.
- rick

>>679576421
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>>679576836
>>679577013
Haha all of you faggots don't know shit. He is 31 years old. He joined when he was 17. He explained why he had it, they admitted him. Stop being stupid fucks. The marines don't care who joins the infantry. Youll never be in Arlington or outside the WH, but they'll gladly send you to Iraq.

>>679572218
>an heroic career

>>679577745
Like I said. He got in before the tattoo regulations. I'm not gonna teach you how to read faggot.

>>679577625
Faggot, I was a recruiter for 4 years. SOI carries the same benefits with 3 year stretches but is much more fun. Again, you stupid faggots should stick to what you know best. Which is fucking nothing.

>>679577105
>SOI instructor
So in other words you know shit all about what you're talking about?

>>679577314
thanks for the advice, man

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Dear OP. Why didnt you just put concealer on it you autistic faggot? Have fun with target practice you fucking mongoloid.

>>679572244
Wut?

>>679578246
Biting pear of Salamanca

>>679577438
Two similar shaped scars in the same spot on both hands. Not the same as assuming any ol' scar is self-harm. Not even close. Come on, now. Did you fall out of bed and onto your head this mornin?

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>>679577625
im just taking the vats test. i dont think theyre gonna give me a psych review right then and there. obviously ima wait till theyre all healed up

>>679578145
Well you must not have done a very good job if you'd send up a recruit with still blistered hands from self harming. Just remember, the pointy end of the bullet goes towards the hole in the rifle, and if they're linked ammo, you can't solve the mathematical equation for low ammo by linking the rounds in a circle and feeding them that way.

Op you should have just cut off your hands and gotten knife hands

>>679574426
Thats not a cigarette burn m8 you cut out entire chunks of your hand. If its even true. Have yet to see a timestamp with an actual date.

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>>679578495
This. Anon did this for no reason. No military will accept him. Kek what a faggot.

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>>679578900
How r u fucking fsggots STILL going on about the god damn fucking time stamp holy shit

>>679578628
Not right then and there, but once they see your fucked up hands and the ink still left in there they're gonna have some questions. And it's not a vats test you fucking autistic fuck.

>>679570546


Just want to inform OP that I've emailed everywhere possible screenshots and link of this thread. I hope I've flagged you up.

>>679576335
There's no "see" about it, you destroyed your hands because you had someone put permanent ink in the shape of a character from a show made for pre-teen girls on them you pathetic loser, you'll die alone. Not to mention you're almost definitely far to obese to be allowed in the military.

>>679572035
Do u have before pics
?

>>679577728
We should kill the jews. -Hitler.

>>679579449
FUCKING SHOW B4 PICS ALRAEADY YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT

>>679579550
i dont know man, don't judge sucking dick until you've tried it.
- OP

>>679579389
well i was planning on wearing bandaids. m8. i dont walk around in public looking like freddy cruger

i dont get why youre so fucking mad though..
youre not telling me any new information. im FULLY aware they might fail me.
my recruiters told me.
theyve decided to work with me regardless because they like me.

if i fail i fail. i have to try.
why does that get u so pissed off?

and no im not gonna fucking disclose where the recruitment office is

>>679579352
Its the 15th. Rip.

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Found op

>>679579434
im actually pretty fit.
i gym 6 days a week.
and i didnt get fucking mlp & pokemon tattoos you idiot

Apparently this guy doesn't know about machines that can remove tattoos. Technology is cool isn't it? Damn this guy is a idiot.

>>679579832
Its past 12. It checks out.

>>679573885
Sup bro my kinda post
>cheers anon

>>679579904
You definitely did we can tell by your sausage fingers

>>679579832
Fucking idiot right here.

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>>679579398
youre pretty much a dick for that kek.
but as long as youre happy with yourself. go to bed now i guess

>>679579684
It pisses me off that I know people can be this retarded.

>>679579904
Ah, well my assumption of your weight stemmed from the poster who claimed to be you saying you had those tats, If what you're saying is true, my bad, but regardless, Still pretty fucking stupid to do that shit to probably just end up with a hajji bullet in your cock if you get the results you want out of it.

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>>679580119
sounds like a personal problem, m8

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The terrorists will still take you son.

They're our only chance anyway. join the right side anon

>>679579904
What tattoos were they then. I'm genuinely curious.

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>>679580272
ye ur prob right.

>>679580357
Kek, this whole thread and I'm the one with personal problems.

>>679570546
From a medical standpoint you would have to have been drunk, sedated, or a psychopath in order to burn and cut a large part of your hand out. You dont need to know if you are getting into the marines. You need serious help. Because what it seems like to me is you did this to yourself just to get the chance to be able to kill people legally. And like I said. Serious help. Also go to a hospital. You probably need a skin graft.

>>679579684
>because they like me

God damn, OP. They "like" anyone they think they can get to go to MEPS. I bet you believe everything used car salesman say, too.

>>679580617
Nah I'm just going to put some salt and bandaids on them until they heal

>>679580765
Why would they lie to me?

>>679580774
Thats not how the human body works m8.

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>>679579853
future private pyle?

>>679580886
To meet their quota

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>>679580617
well, i didnt CUT A CHUNK OUT, thats pretty brutal. i used a cuticle cutter and carefully cut the membrane with the ink. i used the ciagrettes in order to kill pain nerves & to get deep enough in order to pull this off.
and nah, ive been skateboarding for a few years, and "from a medical standpoint" i dont need to go to the doctors.
and i dont skate while drunk or sedated. and i hope im not a psychopath for trying to hop 15 steps and tearing up my shoulder a few years back.

and no for the haters; i didnt beak any bones or have any serious injuries that might prevent me from enlisting

>>679571330
You and your tiny hands belong in the marines. Hoo rah, dumbass.

>>679580774
Just stop by an ER. Seriously that needs Profesional attention. You arent the first. I see idiots trying to remove their tattoos of exes and shit all the time. Usually they are drunk though. Those wounds need to be looked at.

>>679581225
I'm going to be an 069 Rectum Inspector

>>679580886
Jesus Christ. Recruiters have quotas. If they don't meet thse quotas it's bad. They will do and say anything to try to fill those quotas.

>>679581141
Right. You told us what you did. Which is why im saying you NEED to go to an ER and get that looked at.

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>>679580617

From a scientific standpoint you're an idiot.

The only people who need "help" is the average coward who is so inept with and afraid of physical savagry that he has to invent "sickness" in order to look down on those who would eat him for breakfast so he can still feel like a worthwhile human being.

sorry guys phone keeps dying.. batteries old as fuck kek

starting to regret this now my bf just came over, I showed him my hands and he keep repeating "idiot. Fucking idiot" and then stormed out crying and he won't answer his phone.. fuck.

>>679581245
that wasnt me.. but thanks for the concern.
i think ill be fine. ive had way more serious cuts than this before from skating as a retarded youth

>>679581533
I already said I'm putting salt on it to sterilize it

>>679581245
This. Sepsis. Gangrene. These are just a couple of the things you should be worried about. Go to the damn hospital.

>>679581141
If you don't have a medical background you really can't come from a medical standpoint on anything. A better way to say it is "from a dumbass with no regard for my own personal health's standpoint blah blah blah"

>>679581626
any pics of the tattoos?

>>679581817
No because this whole fucking thread is wank

>>679581577
Well he's right you know

>>679581141
Dude it's not going to matter you're not gonna get passed meps after you tell them what you did to yourself. All military branches are full they are trying to kick people out.

>>679581559
Edgy: The Post

>>679581763
well no offense to you, but while you were spending years reading about human bodies i was out figuring out how mine works.

i genuinely thank you for the concern but im 90% sure ill be fine.

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>>679581817
Here it is

>>679581559
Thats called factitious disorder. And yes it is a very sad mental condition. And people who have it need help. Same with people carving themselves up to get into the military.

>>679581985
He won't get past them even if he lies. I saw a dude leave boot cause they saw the scars from him being drunk and having a hot lighter pressed against his shoulder blade. They're gonna fucking know /b/ro. No matter what he says.

>>679570546
I hope you make it into the Marines so you can an hero for your country

wow, didn't think they let faggots be baby killers and rapists. Way to go OP.

I just posted a $500 job on Mechanical turk to compile a list of every recruiting center for the marines or army in the US and email them an archived link to this thread.

$500 well spent to ruin your life OP. I hope you enjoyed burning your hands for nothing faggot. Regards, old /b/.

>>679581959
it sure seams like bullshit without proof
everyone knows that if you are going to shitpost that you need proof to believable

>>679582254
What about the other hand?

>>679582410
They won't know I'll say a dog bit me

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i literally just realized that the scar on my left hand DOES look like a penis.
topfuckingkek

>>679582142
The shit I know about the human body I learned in the Corps, in CLS classes and in Afghanistan. Sorry bud, I'm not a collegefag with book learning under my belt.

>>679582469
bump

>>679582452

I hope he doesn't and an hero's Because of it, for nothing

>>679582142
All human bodies work generally the same. Too pussy to get your sick wounds checked out by actual doctors? Or do you know that they will be able to spot you have mental issues and you dont want that. Just to be shipled off to the middle east so you can kill people.

>>679570546

Man I'm dumb. I sat here looking at that wondering "What injury caused this?" then I actually read your post. Heh, drunk.

>>679582005
Thatnks for proving my point. Only a gigantic and literal faggot would ever say something like that. Not that anybody actually thought you were anything but a 13 year old girl in the first place.

I'l bet you think balloons are edgy and that people who have them only get them so the public will notice them.

What a joke. Have fun being inferior and for your sake hopefully mommy and daddy will always be around to protect you.

>>679582600
Top fucking Kek m80. Please video and post webm. I wanna see you get humiliated by people who know way more than you do about dog bites and everything in general.

>>679582866
Ants!

>>679583049
Who do you think paid for my tattoos?

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>thread

>>679570546
I remember you OP. Developed an infection yet?

>>679582831
Either is fine. It's for nothing either way.

i remember you
you posted this the other day
the tattoo was shit

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>>679582600
"Why yes sir, I have dog bites on each hand that are oddly symmetrical, I think the dog had OCD and wanted to make each hand look the same"

>>679583384
What was it

>>679582142
Your human body is the same as the ones in the books and websites I have been studying for about 6 years now. Im not an actual doctor yet but anyone with common sense can tell you you need to get that checked out.

>>679583384
thnx m8 lol
and
>>679583371
no im fine

>>679583562
I'M USING SALT

>>679582469

Link?

>>679570546
pure respect

>>679570546
You're a fucking pain fueled moron, of course you want to be a marine.

>>679583919
Pure faggot