the ability to grow really long fingernails on demand

>>679555578
Being able to play the spoons

>The ability to remove nebraska from existence just by thinking it

>>679555799
They fall off after growing to .1 mm

>>679555894
New Jersey grows substantially

>>679555799
Have to drink a cup of bleach first

>>679555894
You can only do it once and then your just another sad fat lonely old man without superpowers

>>679555578
Being able to drink water, but in a really cool way.

Ability to convince feminist to kill them selves

Posting awesome OC on /b/ and never being a faggot while doing so

>>679556261
But only if it's 100 degrees

>>679556361
they haunt you in your dreams forever

>>679556003
heheheheheheheh

>>679556385
is a nigger

>>679556385
>banned

>>679556361
You're convicted of rape, everybody believes the land whale

>>679556385
No one replies anyway

>>679556361
You replace the feminist and become the Queen feminist.

The ability to 100% legally withdraw up to $10K from the local bank/treasury every week

>>679555831
You can only play Pakistans National anthem

You can tell what any human is thinking at any time as long as you can see their head.

Ability to force the metric system on America

>>679556921
You're blind

>>679556843
you get jumped every time you do

>>679556984
your dick turns inside out

>>679556984
All Americans now have British teeth

>>679556843
Can only withdraw in cash and all ways a huge hole in what you carry them in

>>679556843
Kidnapped by organized crime and forced by torture and violence to withdraw $10k a day for the rest of your life.

>>679556921
You have 20/60 vision and can't basically see shit

>>679556921
Hidden-headded villian gouges out your eyes.

>>679556843
You owe the mob 10 billion dollars

Ability to learn anything super fast

>>679557532
but forget it within 5 seconds.

>>679555894
>you must be in Nebraska, thus removing yourself from existence

No more cancerous memes

The ability to know why your girl is mad

>>679557903
She gets twice as mad whenever you use the ability

>>679556984
The rest of the world goes back to imperial

Having no weakness

>>679556984
You're from Niger and you're really fucking poor
And a nigger

>>679557903
She grows a penis

>>679557532
"Super fast" is only fast relative to the average time it takes to learn things
>to learn all of the information in the world would take your whole lifetime
>to learn a language would still take a few years
>to learn that reading this was a waste of time would take an old meme and for you to read the next part
>you lost the game

>>679557717
You have cancer in real life

>>679558054
You turn black

>>679558054
You have no dick

The ability to get dubs when you want

ability to rape alive child and not being caught

>>679558306
You can never get anything higher

>>679557903
Only works on real females. Your "girl"friend doesn't count
>tragically you find out while trying to use it on "her"

The ability to start playing the song "99 Luftballons" whenever you wish.

X-ray vision

>>679558306
you will have no life

>>679558372
You have no genitalia

>>679558453
But it's played backwards

>>679558459
see through everything and can't navigate

>>679558372
the child is fat and takes a shit while you do it

>>679558453
No one can hear it

>>679558459
You have to be hooked up to an X-Ray to use it...

The ability to make any girl orgasm without touching them

Being a Saiyan

>>679558677
but you die after using it

The ability to travel in time

>>679558677
but only if it's your mom or your grandma

>>679558677
women automatically hate you

>>679558677
You can't give a orgasm by physical contact

>>679558677
Accidentally thinking about your mother or sister while exercising this power

>>679558787
once

>>679558787
Only one Atosecond

>>679558677
It only works on their birthday

>>679558729
Your Gohan

>>679558459
everyone on earth gains 200 pounds and a nasty fungal infection

>>679558926
Well, fuck

>>679558787
You uncontrollably fart for 2 full minutes when you arrive in your new time period

The ability to regenerate like Wolverine

>>679558794
It was specified as "Any girl".
You can't take away from the power, Anon, you can't change what was already stated, you have to add a limitation, lazy twit.

>>679558981
You gain 300 pound

>>679559059
Your sex organs shrink every time you heal

>>679559059
You can't get drunk or high anymore

>>679559059
lose your memorys

perfect aim

Controll female brian

>>679559235
Only works with your eyes closed

>>679559235
But only with your dick.

>>679559059
You slowly lose all of your senses (smell, sight, ect)

>>679559235
extremely low power

>>679559235
You can only aim toTrump's head

>>679559290
You die upon use.

>>679559235
Depending on where you hit your target, you, in turn, are injured in the same area.

>>679559290
But only if she has Downs syndrome

>>679559235
Cant use projectiles/ projectile weapons

>>679559290
can't get a boner

>>679559235
>perfect aim
Only while using a water hose

Change the collor of things

>>679559290
Swap control of your own entire body while doing it

>>679559511
can't spell colour

>>679559511
only to black

Omnipotence

>>679559511
You change into the color you replaced.

>>679559511
everyone can only see in black and white

>>679559511
but when it comes to your own skin colour you can only be turned nigger

>>679559511
in your imagination

>>679559511
Collared and chained every night while gang-banged by a group of serial killers

>>679559321
and you gonna die live with it

>>679559511
You become blind

Controll when people die

>>679559609
impotence

>>679559609
You lose your physical form and can no longer do anything remotely pleasurable.

>>679559609
in minecraft

>>679555578
The ability to look someone in the eyes, and make them cum fire ants and cocaine

>>679559609
on an empty universe

>>679559609
You are only able to perceive reality in awkward angles that make everything look terrible

Trump can remove with her mind women's clothing

Being able to get dubs whenever even irl

The ability to zoom with your eyes

You have control over darkness. This means you can darken areas, (the level of darkness you can bring it to depends on how big the area and how much power you're using). You can see in the dark perfectly, and spending time in the dark heals you. You can attack people by quickly pulling away the light energy from their body, and 'hitting' them with darkness.

Talk to fish

>>679559737
have to adjust their age of death my twisting your balls like a knob

AIDs vision, give people AIDs by looking at them and can see AIDs.

>>679559609
You can only feel negative emotions

>>679559737
Their soul merges into yours.

>>679559737
in minecraft

>>679559902
He will never become president

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>>679559910
can't get trips

Just think Trump is like a god

>>679559932
Extreme light intake increase whenever you do, blinding you after just a few uses

>>679559932
You are blind

>>679559942
in minecraft

>>679559932
only works one way

>>679559942
You can only mate with fish.

>>679559948
You have the worst case of AIDS ever known, and it cannot be dulled or cured in any way

>>679559932
eyes extend like a telescope

>>679559942
You're kanye west

>>679560003
buuutt he is trump a hero for the kids

>>679559941
The light burns you like a motherfucker whenever you get caught in it

>>679559932
Only when you are holding a keyboard and mouse and are holding down control and scrolling in with the mouse...

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>>679559902
>Trump
>her mind

>>679559941
you're black

>>679559941
become the official god of niggers

>>679556857
Works for me
I'm pakistani

>>679559941
Instant death upon contact with light/lighted surfaces.

>>679559941
You become a shadow. No longer able to 'touch' or 'feel' anything anymore. Nor can you ever go into the sunlight, for all that awaits you is death.

>>679560040
In minecraft

>>679555578
Can make anybody shit them self, just by thinking about it.

>>679559941
You have an extreme case of Down syndrome

>>679560214
this faggot

Controll people sexual orientation out of minecraft

>>679560253
Whenever they shit, you shit.

The ability to make dank memes

Ability to create and use superpowers

>>679560253
Shits self uncontrollably with every use

>>679560332
in roblox

>>679560253
You shit yourself too

The ability to do absolutely nothing.

>>679560253
You have to eat the shit you cause.

>>679560373
but you will never have any friends

>>679560332
in sims

>>679560424
but you have to die first

>>679560332
you will gain a new tumblr sexuality each time you use your power

>>679560373
but you have no internet

>>679560188
you're right he can not think sorry about that

>>679560332
Why the bloody hell would you even want this power? Whatever, your sick fantasy. They become strangely attached to you, to the point in which they will kill you if you look at another person.

>>679560393
Only the ones mentioned in this thread with their respective handicaps

>>679560393
You are extrano

>>679560253
You're a Norwegian homo

>>679560373
You become a meme.

>>679560424
but only when your welfare check has arrived

The ability to resurrect 50 years after every death.

>>679560424
But you have to do something.

>>679560424
You are swedish

>>679560595
KEK

>>679560622
As a worm, in minecraft

>>679560622
Your penis shrinks an inch every time you die

>>679560622
your body will still rot

>>679560622
live to see a world dominated by muslims

>>679560622
You're born in a 3rd world country each time as the oppressed race. If you were born right now, you would be a cum dumpster.

>>679558054
You have no strengths

>>679560561
wtf

>>679555578
Drier than the driest place on this gay earth

The power of love

>>679560815
You are the only one left in existance

>>679560815
a force from above

>>679560815
gay love

>>679560815
no one loves you back

>>679560815
You get raped every day by a man named Labrickashaw Oogabooga

>>679560622
You dont retain your memories

Make waifus real

The ability to snap your fingers to become drunk

>>679560815
the power of trump

>>679560815
Can't have sex

>>679560986
but you can never interact with them

Have no captchas

>>679560986
they are just as attracted to you as real women are

>>679560986
but you're not real

>>679560986
they'll be 2D

>>679560988
It lasts for 1 second

>>679561035
you have no internet aswell

>>679560988
alcohol poisoning

>>679560988
Only works on mondays

>>679560740
This dude just fucked all of humanity.

>>679560988
You faint everytime you use it

i need to eat and i cant get up

>>679560989
weakness: losing the election and watching america fall to rapefugees

>>679561193
You are muslim

>>679561035
Granted, but you have dyslexia

The ability to vibrate really fast and extended your vibrations on objects you touch

>>679560332
in cod

Transform niggers into aryans

>>679561322
Can't fap

>>679561322
You run on AAA batteries

>>679561342
But They still have nigger features

Telekinesis
Includes psychic attacks, teleportation, levitation, and pyrokinesis

>>679561322
pulverize penis upon touching it

>>679561322
This would cause your brain to hit the skull very fast, killing you

>>679561342
aryans turn into niggers

>>679561441
You're blind

>>679561441
your traped in a very popular gamefreak game

>>679561441
you are a vegetable

To have 99 wc skill in runescape

>>679561441
You are mentally retarded

>>679561560
can't buy gf

>>679561275
im gonna to eat right now

The power to turn I can't believe it's not butter into butter

>>679561531
Tembo the Badass Elephant?

>>679561560
You can't do any other thing thanks play RuneScape the rest of your life

>>679557052
kek

Being irresistible for the oposite sex and be heterosexual

>>679561657
That's all you can eat

>>679561560
can only play minecraft

>>679561657
But can't eat anything but butter

>>679561657
lactose intolerant

>>679561657
you literally can't believe it's not butter

>>679561657
You still can't believe it

>>679561813
Kek'd

>>679561789
also works on animals

Magic

>>679561735
how do you know?

>>679561903
illusions

>>679561789
you're a woman

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>>679561632
Kek

>>679561657
You have taste buds in your asshole

power of no gag reflexes

>>679561921
Are they known for anything else?

>>679561903
...the Card Game

>>679557500
kek

>>679562155
choke

>>679561903
you have a scar and a noseless baldy will hunt you

>>679562155
Everything that you swallow goes down your esophagus

>>679562155
well that just mean you get too drunk, you die

The ability to have no weakness.

>>679558054
>extremely average in every single way, must make the exact average income of where you live, live to the exact average age of where you live, etc.

True Omnipotence and Omniscience.

I can do what I want. Literally doesn't matter what you list. I have true omnipotence and I can do whatever the fuck I want. I know everything. Check-fucking-mate.

Ban 4chan users

>>679562194
not that i know

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You can blow yourself up as many Fucking times as you want and still live. ALLAHU AKBAR!

the power of absolutely convincing acting