>>679549790
Wyoming

>>679549790
There is no 'real' america. Every state is like it's own country compared to Europe. Figure out whether you side with Democrats or Republicans and move accordingly.

>>679549790
Mississippi, when every other southern ass backwards state does something stupid and racist they say that at least they aren't Mississippi

>>679550031
Thank God for Mississippi.

>>679549790
>whether you side with Democrats or Republicans and move accordingly.
Sure because Republicans and Democrats are completely segregated and don't live alongside each other at all do they?

>>679550156
Texans and Californians are not like minded at all.

>>679550011
No

>>679550334
How do Texans compare with New Yorkers?

Florida > all

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>>679549790
there are several distinct nations in america, just pick which one annoys you the least.

what would you define as the stereotypical view of what you refer to as 'real' america

East Saint Luis, can't beat it, nice place with friendly Americans

>>679549790
Vermont, if you can bare the cold

>>679550804
It honestly is a great microcosm of all of america - like every group pretty well represented, ftw florida baby.

>>679551807
Vermont or PNW( pacific northwest)

>>679550513
New yorkers are fucking worse

>>679552056
Don't live in Florida OP unless you want corrupt ass cops and and tons of racism on all sides.

Ohio

If you like weed, warm summers, somewhat cold winters, mountains, forests and really friendly people then move to Colorado. I wouldn't live anywhere else, be warned though, it's higher up in elevation so you will need to adjust to the thinner air.

>>679552373
But thats all of America, Florida just doesnt pretend

>>679552912
No, Florida's just shit. Enjoy your dirty cubans and old fucks.

>>679552715
>Colorado
Denver?

>>679553059
Enjoy your denial and lack of amazing cuban food

>>679553134
Englewood

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ARIZONA MASTERRACE.

>>679549790
Compton, California.

>>679549790
Minnesota is the best state. The suburbs of the twin cities are your classic dream of what suburbia should be. If you want rural, I wouldn't recommend it though, as it quickly turns into Hicksville very fast. For cities, Duluth is a beautiful town, with almost anything you could want all close together. Especially good if you would like a college education, as there are many places to choose from.

Go to Utah, but bring your own beer.

If I had to choose one state that represents the rest of the country the closest, it'd be either Indiana or Iowa.

>>679553921
this, unless you want stereotypical America

The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America. Come on down to Taxachusetts (;

>>679553272
Not realizing that Cubans are some of the hardest working people in the country. And have you ever been to La Granja?

Central Texas is a nice place. Its not full of feminists and niggers like a lot of other places, people tend to be respectful and Austin, despite being a bit of a faggotopolis, has frequent live music and theater that are fun to go to.

Youll never be bored in california OP. People seem to think its liberal af which is partially true but really only in big coastal cities. Youll also have access to tons of environments, desert, forestry in the north, beaches, farmland, cities. Very good nightlife too

>>679555953
What if OP is a minority lol

>>679549790
Come hang out in Seattle, WA. Plenty to do, good weather all year, no extremes. Sales tax sucks but hey we have no income tax so that's cool.

i have no idea why anyone would live anywhere but so cal. the weather sucks ass most everywhere else

>>679557947
this

>>679550011
>Every state is like it's own country compared to Europe.
Yeah, right. The culture shock, every time you cross the Iowa–Nebraska line, is totally unreal, guys.

>>679549790
Minneapolis, Minnesota -- or nearby. It has all four seasons. Not too extreme one way or the other. The area was settled by the more cultured Scandinavians.

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Mississippi. Rich, good schools, low crime and poverty. Very educated people. Perfect place to raise a family.

>>679549790
ITT: we post our own states

>>679549790
Stay the fuck where you are at dumb ass.
America has enough bloody invaders with out your swamp ass sucking bitch fouling up our fuckedupness

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>>679560202
>Mississippi
>Very educated people

>>679561152
That's completely racist man. We know nothing about OP so we can't assume he's from Africa and is a stupid swamp nigger yet

Detroit or Oakland

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>>679560202
>Mississippi
>good schools

>>679561537
Lamma breath rock humber?

>>679549790
mcdonalds

>>679560202
it's also the only state where it's legal to drink alcohol while driving.

>>679551019
Basically visit Yankeedom, New Nethreland, or the Left Coast

>>679549935
Can confirm Wyoming best state NA

>>679553344
checked

>>679559205
keked

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>>679549790
Depends on who you are/where you're from.....

If you want to hang with the niggers, try Georgia, Detroit, and Chicago... If you want to hang with Mexicans, anything that borders Mexico... If you want to hang with whites, go with the Upper Midwest... Cubans and other Caribbean islanders, go with South Florida or New York City... Asian? Go to Hawaii or a West coastline, or really anywhere that doesn't have too many niggers or mexicans... If you're a Jew, New England is the place for you....

If you're from the Middle East, go fuck your hat and then move to Sweden, England, Germany, or some other cuckold Euroshit nation where you can rape 'till your heart's content... Though, the world would be better off if you just killed yourself and didn't emigrate anywhere if this is the case. :)

>pic unrelated

>>679549790
your skin better be white or you better find your home in a suburb with the niggers and towel heads.

>>679560097
If you are coming soon, now is a good time for MN. Spring is upon us.

>>679550804
Old people and crazies.

Colorado. Great economy, legal weed, low crime rate, amazing wild life and Denver girls are the best.

I'm Canadian, so I can't correctly answer your question.
But I'd say Washington, because British Columbia is baller as fuck.

>>679563483
How could you forget the Katy Perry song "Colorado Girls" or the Beach Boys "Denver Girls"

>>679549790
Colorado

>>679563235
Niggers and car enthusiasts
>>679549790
Come to Daytona Beach, great beaches here and the niggerdom is out of this world

>>679549790
California is probably the funnest state and most diverse as far as lifestyles go

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>>679560202
>Mississippi
>Rich

>>679550513
New yorkers are smart, friendly, energetic and adventurous. But hard to get along with if you're oblivious and disrespectful.

Just move to New York.

>>679549790
Virginia, preferably not in downtown Richmond or the D.C. area.

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Stupid question, as America is not one country, and each state should be thought of as its own nation. Massachusetts and West Virginia have nothing in common, bot even language. Your question would be like me asking where to go for the real Europe.

>>679550151
>Mississippi's slogan: You're welcome, Alabama

>>679563876
Most fit state in the country. Have fun with your beached whales.

>>679565222
No way, the emphasis on fit culture and healthy diets is no where near as profound as in California, particularly beach towns.

>>679560202
You misspelled Massachusetts there m8e

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>>679565222
Hopefully it stays that way. The obesity rate is getting pretty scary.

>>679565584
Not even from MA and it does sound like a pretty good description lol

>>679565518
Colorado actually is really fit, I love California too but I love it here

>>679549790
1 out of 8 Americans are Californian, so California is a safe bet here.

>>679553059
Those dirty Cubans are actually the best people in Florida, hands down.
And the old people, well, they have lots of money and die here, so our pawn and thrift shops are god-tier. Seriously.

>>679565222
>>679565797
>most fit state
>>679565698

>>679549790
Color coded, no reason behind it...

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>>679549790
OP if you are reading this. Ignore the other replies for a second andisten to me.

I am an American I feel educated on the topic.

So, congrats.

You are moving to the U.S.

I will start with geogrophy and this is a question air so answer each one accordingly.
There are 4 main parts of the US minus Hawaii or Alaska. Which we will leave out.

Which one do you like the most?
>South East: Hot & Humid
>South West: Hot & Dry
> North East: Cold and high population
>North West: Cold and low(er) population.

Now with ideology.
>Right Authoritarian
>Right Libertarian
>Left Authoritarian
>Right Authoritarian

How close do you want to live to the beach?
>Short Drive
>Planned Vacation

Now culture wise, how do you think people should treat eachother?
>Be nice
>Be independent
>Fuck you nigger

Now what country are you from?

Answer all these questions and I will give you a state that may be up your ally.

>>679565922
Even with increasing obesity rates it still has the lowest rates in the country

>>679557947
Because they like having drinking water and don't have $500,000+ to drop on a house.

>>679565837
California is for cucks. You can't even own guns with more than 10 rounds. Or drive a car without a muffler. Go to Florida, it's like california but not as pussy.

>>679566025
You kind of left out the Midwest...

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>>679566073
Theyre not too different tbh and Im pretty sure hawaii is the lowest
California is a hell of a lot more fun tho. Been to denver and there wasnt much to do

>>679566180
Agreed. California should be pried off the fucking country and sold to china. Fuck hipster pothead welfare faggots riding around on their hoverboards vaping.

>>679566262
I bundeled it up, I just drew a big cross in the US.

So say Kansas may be north east and South Dakota North West.

But let's be honest. Name ONE good state along that line.

>>679566180
There are ways to have fun without shooting guns lol. California is way more fun than Florida

>>679566560
Missouri

>>679566025
I like left libertarian, hot and dry, plan vacation, and independent

>>679566516
>hipster pothead welfare faggots riding around on hoverboards vaping
have you ever been to california? kek
Its actually pretty cool and probably a lot more enjoyable than whatever state your from

>>679566180
This. Florida has better food, better people, etc.
>>679566731
Scottsdale, Arizona

>>679560202
missippi literally has the worst schools in the country

you are a fucking retard

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>>679566825
as a michinigger

at least it's not snowing there

>>679566731
New Mexico, if they are not independent enough Nevada. I can't tell you people wise there (I've been to most US states just not most of the more western ones.)
Bu I can tell you politically and weather wise.

>>679566953
Florida is humid and full of old people and religious nutjobs

>>679560202
this has to be bait

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The vast majority of you use Californian Android/iOS mobile phones. Where are your Redneck phones?

>>679567108
Also of you would like to know where I live, so you cohld cut out some bias or look up where I live see how it is.

I live in Alabama.
My opinion?
It's ok. But if you don't live in the gulf, Birmingham, Montgomery, or Huntsville area, you're a hick.

So anywhere Urban in Alabama is ok.

Mississippi and Louisiana have been trading places for last place in education over the years.

>>679567222
Humidity has never really bothered me, and there are a lot of nutjobs all over the country, it's not just for religion.

>>679549790
Anywhere in the MidWest or Deep South

>>679567437
I live in Huntsville I have been to nm, az and nv I do like it there

>>679567432
At least my "redneck" State isn't in a shit load of debt
>please sink into the pacific

Pretty girl flock to NYC/LA to be famous. These two are Redneck sisters from Alabama now living in LA. They used to have Hick accents, but now sound like normal LA girls. They used to sound like their dads fucked them all the time. They both sometimes will work as escorts for extra money.

https://www.instagram.com/abbychampion/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/baskinchamp/?hl=en

>>679559205
Am from nebraska, corn vs soy beans triggers the shit out of me.

>>679567432
That just means it's big, California economy is shit.

Kansas if you want good culture. Only downside is a shit governor but he'll be leaving soon

Guys what is the best state on USA for study, work[More important for me], and not xenophobic

[I have a question, does USA have hookers? not Street hookers, but sites for that, just thinking this right now].

>>679564553
switch those two descriptions and you got it perfect. That is if your talking about NYC as a state its pretty solid but fuck NYC

>>679569278
Btw i have 18 years old, not the smartest guy on my school, but speak 3 languages, my Stepdad wants to bring me to USA freedom

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>>679569105
>Kansas
>good culture

>>679569625
Where are you from?

>>679567432
If this is true explain why California is in a constant state of near bankruptcy. Mind you I don't know if its the state as a whole but I do know that most of its bigger cities have really shitty economies

>>679569785
I born on USA, but because some familiar problems went to Brazil with 5 years old, thats explains why my #BadGrammar

Camden, New Jersey

>>679569785
Blonde hair, Green eyes and white if you want i specify...

>>679569739
>Imying midwestern culture isn't the best in the US
I would call you autistic but we're too nice

>>679569105
You spelt corn wrong.

>>679557485
>
As long as OP isnt a worthless faggot people will respect them. Do your job, do it well, and be cool. I hate niggers with a passion that has not burned since the days of the Fuhrer, but theres a black guy I work with that id drink with any day, he works hard and is a helpful, kind, smart person. A-OK in my book. If OP earns merits, op deserves respect and around here will get it.

>>679569278
PA is pretty good for college or the north east in general because that is where the older more well established universities are. As for work the further away from the southern border you are the more work you will find typically. Also every state has parts that are xenophobic but I think the south eastern states are the worst concerning that.

>>679570173
Aside from Bleeding Kansas, what culture do you guys even have? Even Kansas City, MO is older.

>>679570173
What do you guys do for fun? Pick wheat lol

>>679570173
Kansas culture:
>We kinda started the civil war but not really.
That's it.

>>679570247
You should tell that friend that you hate niggers :^)

>>679569987
I suppose up North is probably best for immigrants, but I don't know about places for work/study

>>679570470
I wouldn't even say they started they were more just the state it happened to start in. Most of the people that "started" the war were from other states anyway

>>679570131
You sound hot. Show us your butthole.

>>679549790
If you're a nigger, go to Idaho and pick some cotton, if you're anything else, anywhere

>>679549790
Louisiana

>>679564952
>Massachusetts and West Virginia have nothing in common
and this is why murricans freak the fuck out when they waddle across the bridge at niagara falls and see a canadian mailbox
> ohmerrgurd!
> it's red!
> and flat on top!

of course MA and WV have way more in common than (Upstate) New York and Ontario.
>currency
>political system
>Trumpers
and on and on and on

>>679570607
North east is good for college because there are so many colleges (except New Jersey but who the fuck wants to live there anyway) also they have the Ivy league

>>679570611
It didn't even really start there actually, just small conflicts much before the actual war.

>>679570719
lol as long as you don't mind rednecks sure

>>679570607
California if you want good stem, north east if you want liberal arts

>>679570830
thats why i put it in quotes m8

>>679570894
South Louisiana

>>679549790
Alot of people dont even know idaho for anything besides potatos but its actually quite amazing here. My city (boise) is currently then #1 city in america based on employment/crime rates. Another amazing thing is that if you live in boise you can basically drive for about 30 mins and have plenty of cool shit to do. Theres lots of mountains/lakes/forests and ok nightlife in the downtown areas.

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IT'S BETTER THAN OTHER PLACES, BUT MAKE IT WORSE.

>>679570981
Only ever been to northern part and then went to New Orleans once and that place is a shit hole. Granted its a shithole with a lot of culture.

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>>679550011
The real america was back in the 30's

>>679571166
>Granted its a shithole with a lot of culture

And that is exactly what OP needs for the true American experience

>>679571166
Amazing food tho.

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Only shitty inland cities had those problems. Outside of Manhattan, coastal California has the most wealth. You realize California completely dominates the entertainment, and hi-tech industries right? Keep in mind California is infested with shit bags from other states who invade our state, especially Redneck ex-military losers who do not want to go back to Arkansas; homeless and hated in Californian is better for the Inbreds.

>>679571185
The depression era, ah yes what good times

OP, if you want the "real" America, come here to the Midwest. Anywhere will do. However, if you want to enjoy yourself, and see what you see in news and on TV, find a coast.

Posting from Missouri.

>>679571311
Its not really american culture though. Its more french and carribean

>>679571355
I consider that part of the culture

>>679561540
Lol, although he'd certainly get the full America experience.

For real I'd recommend the suburbs of Detroit if you're a more urban person or the rural Thumb of Michigan if you're more of a country person. If you're a hermit who never wants to see another human being except at Tea Party meetings, live in the Upper Peninsula, it's incredible.

I love the UP, it's the best place on earth.

>>679571458
>implying American culture is anything but other cultures shoved into a blender on crushed ice mode for 45 minutes straight

>>679571637
Exactly it isn't much of a mix at least I didn't think it was. I honestly just got a very french vibe from it and then you got the voodoo shit and stuff.

>>679555702
What town you from bro?

>>679549790
I hear cali is the place to be nowadays. Cant confirm.

Definitely New Jersey. Everyone is super friendly here. Also, the culture is great! Make sure you get a low-riding car, though. The interstate can be rough if you don't have one.

>>679571824
French, Carribean, Spanish, some British here and there, Cajun. There's a lot down here.

>>679571519
Samefag here. I was going to add that I can't help you at all if you're into cities, as I think all cities are steaming pile of shit hellscapes. But I can help a lot if you're into suburbs or country.

>>679571838
I wouldn't say Cali is the place to be. I'm in Texas and we're getting flooded by Californians fleeing from their totalitarian government and shit economy.

Flint, MI

>>679571446

>posting from a shithole

Fixed that for you

>>679572191
They're fleeing to CO too. They already ruined the Seattle economy. We're next.

>>679553921
Them hills in duluth during winter though. Also I hate living in Minnesota but that's because I'm a bitch and can't handle.the cold.

>>679564878
This.
Enjoy all seasons, all year round. (or don't)
Enjoy a little bit of everything.

Stay as far away from DC and Fucking Maryland as possible.

Also, our flag has a boob on it. Only one in the world.

>>679572350
Looks like manifest destiny is reversing. Im like 30 minutes from Jamestown, so I shouldn't have to move anytime soon.

south is shit.

>>679572053
I'll take your word on it like I said I was only there once

>>679572191
True, i guess theres that. Im content with mass though, probably gonna stick to the northeast so whatever. Texas sounds like its worth a visit at least though.

>>679550011
It's more regional if anything. I'm sure the South and West coast have pretty big differences.

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>>679572191
You are getting our betas. How about you come get all your ex-military Texan shitbags who have turned Oceanside into a Hick third world slum. Texas is the number one license plate of shit bag Marines.

>>679572191

>shit economy

We may not be an oil rich open carry state, but last i checked California gdp outdid Texas by over 1.5 times.

>>679549790
Texas. People are friendly, women are gorgeous, and liberals don't stand a chance. Unless you live in Austin. Best decision I made was moving here

>>679570314
>>679570607
>>679570625
>>679570772
>>679570944
Thanks for the replys.

>>679572952
Check GDP per capita
>do you even economics

>>679572967
Texas is one the most obese states in the US lol

California my friend

But Texas are Xenophobic right?

>>679555702
This, or really anywhere in New England

Every state is different, if you hate minorities, stick to the south and the southwest. If you are ok with "muh social equality" go to the west coast. If you want somewhere in between go to the northeast

There seems to be a disproportionate amount of massholes itt

>>679569278
Go to the north. South is racist as fuck

>>679573445
Aren't blacks and Mexicans pretty prominent in the south and southwest?

>>679549790

There are only FOUR states in the US.
FUCK anyone who says different.
Florida
Texas
California (If your a liberal, or a faggot transgender SJW which is the same thing) BUT the PLACE is awesome the people are horrid. Lots of porn stars though, easy to get laid just lie, allot.

New York

Out of all of them Florida and Texas are best to live in.
California and NY are fucking wicked places to visit but are crime ridden shitholes and are terrible places to live.

>>679571519
>I love the UP, it's the best place on earth.
This tbqh. Missourifag here again, and my prime vacation is always da UP. Winter or summer, it's gorgeous and fun. And quiet. I swear I'll move there someday. Fuck St. Louis.

>>679574050
Ok, shit my stepdad is from Florida [yeah he is racist with black,gay,fat,mexican, cuban, dont know nothing about any contry and is voting for trump].

>>679572090
As far as Michigan cities go, I'd say my city Lansing is boring as fuck. Nothing but niggers and little Korea (msu campus). Grand rapids is nice from what I've seen, and I'm guessing Detroit has decent parts. It's coming back at least. It's a great state for outdoor stuff though, some of our beaches are amazing since you don't get that nasty salt water feeling.

>>679549790
There is no single 'real' America. There are like five or six regions with distinct cultures and landscapes. It's like asking 'where's the real Europe.'

Holy shit, all these posts and no correct answer.
WASHINGTON

>>679550513
New yorkers are assholes. Think they are better than everyone. Most of them arent even from there (<-- my family is from there 3 generations They ALL left. Place sucks to live. Fun to visit for tourist traps Good food lots of different cultures
Texans are either indifferent or if in a small town very nice and respectful. It spills over to large towns like San Antonio. outside of the gangbanging shitholes everyone is pretty nice to eachother.

Moved to Alabama 2 years ago so my wife could go to law school. This state is full retard. That's coming from someone from North Carolina mind you and they are trying halfway through the metamorphosis to full retard. The majority of people in Alabama can essentially only claim that they are smarter than mississippians. If you want some food parts of the country check out Asheville, NC, Austin, TX, Seattle, WA, San Francisco and San Diego, CA, Chicago, IL, Boston, MA, South Beach, FL, Hilton Head, SC, and the actual ski resorts in Colorado, Utah, Montana, Wyoming and Idaho. If you don't pick within 30 miles of something I listed you are the scum of the earth and should move to Syria.

>>679574188
Except for a handful of "colorful" pockets, crime is not a major problem throughout California and New York. It's dwarfed by the sheer cost of living in both states.

>>679550804
Yep. Florida wins>
Orlando Tampa Miami.
People like to judge florida on like some shithole in the pan handle. That might as well be Lousiana. Its rural country and boring.

It's really perplexing to me that anyone would want to move to America. I simply can't comprehend it. I understand for a holiday but not to live.

>>679549790
keep on the coasts and you should be alright.

>>679574188
>>679574929

Florida is god fucking awful. Its where people go to die. The weather is terrible. And every other person you meet is a pillhead junkie. I could sit in my backyard and listen to people in the surrounding area having arguments about pills.

>>679575231
Then don't.
>>>/s/
>>>/t/
>>>/a/
>>>/y/
>>>/out/

>>679574743
Well true yes the cost of living is insane. Its like Hawaii. Gorgeous, but too pricy to stay.

>>679549790
Come to cali my man. Good weather and fine girls

>>679549790
>implying that the US is in anyway homogeneous

It's really perplexing to me that anyone would want to move outside of America. I simply can't comprehend it. I understand for a holiday but not to live.

>>679574188
Texas is full of fatties tho

>>679574929
This. I spent at least a month of each year for 10 years of my childhood in either Destin or Orlando. I fucking love Florida.

>>679574709
Yes Alabama, the Official ahole of the United States. Only shit comes out of it.

Worst education system in the nation. And its like living in a time warp. Everyone hates everyone and treats everyone like shit. Everyone is unhappy ALL THE FUCKING TIME and they all talk about "the good ol days" even though nothing has changed in Alabama for 100 years except NAZZCARR (the only thing anyone there can ever talk about)

>>679574600
Washington's Slogan:
>The only place in the States where bestiality is legal!

>>679549790
Detroit is the only answer

>>679575769
I have no intention to, nor will I ever. I suppose I should have asked the question 'why would you?' as opposed to saying I don't understand it.
So why would you want to move to America? (legitimate question)

>>679575505
People go there to retire because its awesome. Sorry your experience sucked but its not the norm.
Whats wrong with pills?..
dont like them dont take them? Dont like pillheads stay away from them..

Stop living in Sanford.. You might be fine then.

>>679575947
AMERICA is full of fatties. This place is nasty, unlike any other developed nation. cant really get around it by moving states, there is no avoiding the blobs.. Just ignore that they exist.

>>679576265
Did you check out these two Redneck sisters? They are pretty cute.
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>>679572967
Where are the gorgeous women? It's all fat people and Mexicans in north Dallas.

>>679574227
Oh yeah. I hope I can live there someday, it's beautiful and quiet and empty and the water is delicious and cool and oh man I miss the UP.

>>679574381
I love Michigan, but our cities aren't worth a darn. Detroit has like two decent parts, the little square with the DIA and Wayne State and then the one with Joe Louis/Comerica/Ford Field/Greektown. Everywhere else is either shit or meh. Lansing is just boring but it's okay. Flint is trash. Only been to Grand Rapids once, but it struck me as thoroughly ordinary like Lansing.

But oh man the country is amazing. I love Michigan's countryside.

No such thing as "real" America. All the big cities are fun to visit, and all the people in them garbage. All the small towns have two kinds of people - friendly and self-righteous. Florida has the best beaches, bar none. People in small towns will typically wave like they know you, but there's nothing to do. Honestly, if you put the people in small towns into the city and drove all the city people out, you'd have a pretty damn near perfect place.

Good luck. Avoid New Mexico.

>>679568251
Eww, California accents. Southern accents are sexy, LA accents sound dumb and pretentious.

>>679577098
They escaped from Leatherface and the trailer park.. Good for them.

>>679577026
Texas is pretty up there tho. The liberal states are a lot more tame
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>>679577128
Cali my man, beach towns

>>679577699
I can agree with this. Country folk are great, city folk are assholes. I'm really not a fan of big cities in general though. Detroit is actually pretty nice layout-wise. It's nice and spread out instead of crammed together, so it's sort of built and laid out like a small town, but there's stuff to do.

>>679549790
North Carolina. Beaches, nice people, good food. Helps if you're white.

>>679578006
But libtards

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>>679577816
>southern accents are sexy

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>>679577635
Here lies our dearly departed brother:Detroit
Detroit will be missed in its relevancy to the United States now that the Auto Industry has passed away there as well.

>>679552373
This, I've been in Florida my whole life and it's no fucking joke man. Not only that but you have a different kind of crazy on every side of the state plus the middle. If you can take it you'll be fine here otherwise don't even bother coming on vacation.

>kind of reminds me of 4chan and /b/ in particular now that I think about it.

>>679551019
>greater Appalachia stretching into Texas, OKlahoma, and New Mexico

This map is shit

Boston if you like city life, suburban Saint Louis if you like suburbs, Wyoming if you like country

>>679578273
Dont be a baby anon. Youre a big boy, theyre not going to hurt you lol

Massachusetts,we are a combonation of every state

>>679549935
wyo fag here can confirm

>>679578660
Id say california is more culturally and environmentally diverse tho

>>679576276
Not anymore dumbass

>>679578789
Definitely Cali has more cities but massachusetts has more forest

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>>679578287
>what the I cant

That is the first time I have ever heard that.
Hick accent is like kryptonite to my cock.
La accents.. For anything sound laid back. On chicks.. It literally gives me wood knowing how easy it will be to bang them after hearing the accent. They are stupid.

>>679577699
New Mexico anon here, you live here by chance?

>>679578660
>Except for Alaska, Hawaii, the West Coast, the Mid West, South West and the South.

>>679578981
Not quite, northern california is almost all forest fam

Eastern Washington. The one in the corner, not the crowded city full of niggers and retarded laws.

You're always five minutes away from spacious suburbs full of overpaid white people with pleb jibs, dirt road meth neighborhoods that make detroit look like civilization, and at least one farm.

Weed is legal, so the black people are arrested less often, making it slightly less american than usual, but it's still very american.

>>679578496
Oh yes they will, they have a government that's already shown their willingness to be insane.

Nope, I'll be living in only non-totalitarian states. My life is not the government's business.

>>679579237
I'll rephrase : BETTER forest

>>679578447
>suburban Saint Louis if you like suburbs
Sprawling like you could never imagine, OP.

>>679577933
Texas is only up there because of Mexicans.
Love Mexicans (and fucking hot mexi chicks) but in the last 10 years they have gotten disgustingly fat. Can guarantee that map if the mexicans were removed would return to normal.

>>679578447
I never knew Saint Louis was so famous for its suburbs...

>>679579041
To be honest, even the dumbest southern accent sounds infinitely more intelligent to me than a valley girl accent.

I suppose it really depends on the southern accent though. Some are really sexy, some are really annoying, some are just awful sounding. There definitely are sexy southern accents though.

>>679579041
>they are stupid
Idk man, the south generally has worse education
also hick accents are lame bro. Posh southern belle accents are one thing but hick accents are gross.
Besides there arent really any nice American accents anyways

>>679571406
I hote those redneck invaders as well

>>679579410
This is up to debate seeing as new england buttfucked its forestry during the industrial revolution.
Besides forestry is just one component. Theres also beaches, weather, desert, mountains, grasslands, etc

>>679579052
Nope, friends there. Also wanted to check out Albuquerque.

>>679579575
Im not so sure. There are a lot of mexicans in cali too.
But notice how the other states with high obesity ratings are deep south states, some of which have low mexican populations. I sense that isnt the factor

>>679566025
lemme try:
>Cold and low population
>Socialist
>Planned Vacation
>Be nice
>Im from some spic country. Arab look and surname

>>679580059
Yeah I live in Albuquerque

ferguson, missouri

>>679549790
The airport so you can go back home as an American I am warning you America's full of retards that don't have good values. But if you're looking for a good drug trip go to Colorado Springs

>>679549790
St. Louis MO or Kansas City MO

>>679579041
>>679579708
>>679580146

Na I have lived in EVERY southern state besides North Carolina. There is nothing charming about it. Talk to the girl long enough and some
<meth story
<daddy cousin uncle brothers used to fuck me
<grandpappi is the KKK
<cousin is a dealer
blah blah blah shit will come out of their mouths.
If someone has THAT accent, its because they are a piece of shit. I have talked to enough of them now.
Just like I just automatically disqualify anyone whos real name or nickname is Bubba.

Oh your names bubba? I am sure anything you say from now on is going to be something fucking stupid..

OR if someone wears camo.. That is a dead giveaway someone is just a slackjawed fucking moron and will never have anything intelligent to ever say in their lifetime.

>>679579708
Boston is kinda cool the whole Southie thing.
Jersey shore thing was at least hilarious. People hate on the guido bit but they are some fun ass people. At least their not dull.
Nyork! has some good accents Kind of interesting. Not a fan of it on female. Most of the time sounds like shes trying to act like a dude.

The south FTW. Where else would you find twin redneck hookers and their black pimp?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/twin-sisters-arrested-for-prostitution-786543

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>>679549790


Nowhere, don't come here. America is closed.

América está cerrada
América está fechado
Amerika është e mbyllur
مغلق أمريكا
Amerika is gesluit
Amerika je zatvorena
Америка закрита
美国关闭
Αμερική είναι κλειστό
Amerîka jî girtî ye
America imefungwa
Ameryka jest zamknięty
Mỹ đóng
Amerika yopiq

>>679580879
>This.
Meanwhile, here's a true story from one county over from where I live. It's a bit old.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/04/21/White-supremacists-in-Virginia-hide-Easter-eggs-filled-with-racist-messages/2601398108341/

>>679581484
Why is it that half of all gun owners in the US have the body-type of this gentleman in the picture? lol

>>679549790
Texas