>>679527648
i was raped when i was 6

>>679527877
Oh im sorry anon :(

Me n cousine fucked when we were 10 n 11

>>679528949
I watched my son and nephew fuck when they were 10 n 11

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>>679527648
I was the reason why my sisters daughter is pregnant (panty wise), and nobody knows but me.

Everyone thinks she banged a boy but shes still a virgin

Everyone thinks i never have fought someone, knocked some dude out in a ally when he tried to mug me, then stabbed him with the knife, never got caught, still panic every known and then about it

I made out with my 16 year old cousin when I was 15. Were both guys. I'm perfectly straight now as well

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I'm severely depressed

>>679530830
Nice

>>679530809
How old is your sister's daughter?

>>679527648
The location of the bodies.

>>679530951
That's a secret you'll take with you to the grave? Laaaaaaame

I used to deal drugs when I was 15.

>>679527648
I dislike the Commander of my clan

>>679531087
What bodies?

>>679531054
i guess, i loved the fight bit, we had a fist fight that lasted like 2 minutes, he nearly got me at one point, good fight, both bruised up, but it was the adrenaline, i just had an urge to stab him, regret it every day

I think OP is a faggot.
Also I lost my virginity in a threesome while drunk and on drugs... can't tell anyone because it was with my best friends sister and another friend

>>679530809
Do you always lie on the internet for attention?

>>679531218
Well did you kill him?

>>679530377
Story?

I feel you, Anon...My girlfriend left me 2 days ago(but says we have to keep in touch until things get in place) because I felt suicidal and I told her I want to end my life...
More like : hey,I like you but fix your problems then we'll be together again....

What do? I'm in some deep pain...

>>679531420
Wow, you pedo loser

>>679531218
Did you disarm him? where did the knife come from?

>>679531522
Your girlfriend sounds like a bitch

My dick is only 2.5 inches when erect

>>679531366
maybe, i never heard, a stabbed him twice in the stomach

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Fucking nigger tried to steal my boots off me in the winter snow.stabbed me. Had to call the ambulance for him.might have killed him

We were two confused boys, me and my best friend, and we used to think you have to be comfortably with your sexuality and we used to watch porn together, while we both tried to jerk each other off. We were 8

I'm a murderer

>>679531569
it was his, we wrestled a bit before the fist bit of the fight, he let go after realizing it would be hard to stab me and so on

>>679531522
Get drunk, cry and move on.to the next one.

She's only keeping you dangling so she can watch you suffer.

She's not trying to help ypu

>>679531420
Ban this faggot

>>679530809
>lying on the internet

I also fucked my cousin while I was 8 and she was 14

>>679531656
I don't mean to freak you out, but thats one of the worst places to get stabbed, and you stabbed him there twice. He might very well be dead. How many years ago did this happen?

>>679531420
Read the post above that one retard

My dick is 3 inches long.

I rob people for the satisfaction of their pain
Money is just a bonus

>>679532011
last year, i was 19, he was knocked out when i did it, but still breathing

>>679530830
This gave me cancer, please speak English

>>679531125
When I was 15 I sold my moms oxy after she had a tumor removed.

When I was 15 I Fingered a 6yo child, 8yo when he was sleeping, and fucked my 12yo cousin.

the fact that i know and have used 4chan for many years. any time someone mentions 4chan irl i pretend to know nothing, but really my power level is beyond even my own comprenhension

>>679532186
fuck off jew

>>679532330
Is it over 9000?

>>679532447
>Autistic butt hurt faggot approaches
Shit son, never seen so much collective retard in one spot before. Damn.

I am actually Moot.

>>679532498
it has transcended human numbers

>>679532693
Thanks, i wasn't really thinking about proper English, but that wasn't me. I'm the Original poster of the comment you were pissing on, that faggot ain't me

Most of this thread is pure lies, but this one is real. When I was maybe 11 or12 or so, (long ago enough that I really don't remember my age. In my mind I was 12, or maybe even 13 but from how the story went I must have been younger. Couldn't have been much younger though.) my parents were babysitting this group of kids that was like 2, 4, and 5. Since I was just going through puberty and didn't really know what I was doing (didn't even know that girls didn't have dicks yet) I would occasionally take off the middle girl's pants slightly and touch her butt or stare at her vagina. And later fantasized about anal sex with her (Since I assumed sex was anal, not knowing what a vagina was). I'm not a pedophile now, and don't like that I did this, but it was really my parents fault for not knowing or realizing that for kids with literally no sex education that they might do this.

I haven't seen the family for years, so I don't know what happened to her. Hopefully she doesn't remember or have any issues. I doubt it, since I didn't do anything that bad, but you know. I like kind of want to apologize to her, but seeing as how she'd still be young ad probably doesn't know it happened, it would be weird.

Sexually harassed by a gay.

I lost my virginity to my grandparents calf when I was a boy

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>>679527648
I jerk it to loli and furry porn on the reg.

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>>679527648
I'm trans

i got v& due to cp

inb4 when 15, dick was 7.5in

>>679532939
What anime is that from anon?

yeah my dick was like kajillion meters when i was 15

>>679532944
#Alles dür fein
Waist of dubs

>>679533317
Corey in the house

>>679532981
Howd they catch you?
Jail?

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>>679533334
You missed a hex faggot

>>679533478
It can't be Cory in the house, Corry in the house has more realistic animation.

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>>679533334
What' . #Alles dür fein mean

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fingered at 14, I am not proud

>>679533599
Checkum
Dunno how
>Ps4

>>679533834
Faggot in Jewish

I saw a hair in my soup, but I drank it anyway :^(

>>679534217
* Absolutely Disgusting *
MODS

I live with my boyfriend in a huge house, and people think in a gold digger, some envy us, but in reality he is my dad. I moved from across the worls instead of pussying out and im happy now. If someone in real life found out id be done. So i share it anonymously to get it off my chest and even then it sounds fake.

>>679532884
How?

>>679533599
Wenn man mal kein Rammstein hört, fühlen ^^

>>679533317
Yuru yuri

>>679533317
Yuru Yuri

>>679534506
Wat?

>>679531522
If shes not with you through out the problems and leaves you alone just like that, leave her. Or stab her.

>>679534833
>>679534874
Thanks Anons.

>>679532330
Why do you pretend not to know anything? Are you scared you will be seen as an autist or something?

>>679527648
Yaoi is porn for women

>>679534506
You again?

>>679534909
What do you not understand? I live with my dad as a couple.

>>679533860
male or female?

>>679532179
that other anon doesn't know what they're talking about. it is one of the worst places to get stabbed, but not because of it's health effects, but because of the pain. the truth is it takes a LOT of stabs to kill someone. ever wonder why stab victims always have like at LEAST 10-20 stab wounds? because how many stabs it takes to kill them.

source: r/watchpeopledie (I know, I know, but still.)

>>679535062
That was irrelevant? Why did you reply that to OP?

>>679531522
Leave her anon. You don't deserve to be treated like that. If she truly cared about you then she wouldn't have left you while you're suffering like that. Go find someone who will care for you.

For the last year, I've thought about killing myself everyday. I just don't want everyone to have a shitty life.

>>679535062
Yes.

>>679535283
I guess, but the panic, you know?

>>679534506
And he knows he's you're father?

>>679535345
I still think of killing myself everyday.

>>679533334
Damn german class is a blessing

I once got one of my girlfriends drunk on purpose just so I can do butt stuff and she not remember it.

>>679535464
Obviously. He raised me. What did you think?

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>>679528175
sorry for what?

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>>679527648
>ITT: Secrets you'd take with you to the grave.

...so if i tell you i WON'T have to kill myself?

i'm confused

>>679527648
i have 120gb of illegal porn and im not just talkin furry, and loli

also i also was molested when i was about 8 but to be honest i enjoyed it at the time, would actually not mind if someone sucked me off again.

>>679533599
Okay

Im a dentist. I've face fucked a couple patients in the operating room after anesthesia

>>679535536
Thats kinda sad. You couldnt convince her while she was sober?

when they asked me in kindergarten what i wanted to do i said be a tank driver. they ask do you realize this means you will kill people. no. do you want to be a tank driver still. yes

when they asked me in 6th, 12, college graduation what i wanted to do i said be a tank driver. they ask do you realize this means you will kill people. no reply

ph.d ceremony they ask me what i wish to do with my newfound knowledge. again, the cards were drawnd. tank driver all the way

now i am a tank driver.. this is my story

>>679535567
Wasn't sure if it was like a find my father later in life and fall in love with him think lol. Gotcha now

>>679535567
when he start fucking you in the ass 8, 9?

>>679535383
wow, guess its true then

>>679535854
Oh that makes sense. But nah.

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>>679533860
This isn't no intervention

I fear that I might be mentally ill in some way, but I'm so afraid of how my family will react to finding out that I even want to seek treatment for my mood swings and paranoia and depression. I dont live with them, but I feel like I wouldnt have a choice other than to tell them if something is actually wrong with me

>>679535800
That's hot. You should record it sometime

>>679535932
How'd you figure?
>>679535928
When i turned 18. My dad is no pedo what the fuck.

>>679535835
No, its not that, the screaming just gave me a headache.

>>679527648
My brother died a heroin od in 1985 told my parents it was a car accident

>>679527648
Me and my cousin touched when
I was 8
She was like 4

>>679536114
Then you obviously didnt do it properly.

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>>679532861

you sound like a sexually repressed member of the dugger family, wot?

>>679535732
But furry and loli isnt illegal so why specify, pedlord

>>679536088
Are you male or female?

>>679534506
Wtf

I used to play a game with my female cousins where we would kiss and shit. And there was another time when I dry humped another one(not related) and peed on her(was about 6 at the time)

>>679530930
>perfectly straight

i have phimosis

>>679536357
Male. I look genderless which kinda sucks,

>>679536381
*not blood related, but still family cause step dad

>>679527877
Why not tell anyone?

>>679536317
seen this person mention it first >>679532939

also in my country loli is illegal.

Also, guy who stabbed the dude who tried to mug me here, because of that i do Brazilian jujitsu and kickboxing, as well as multiple fitness programs simply because i feel so fucking terrible about that. I'd most likely feel better if he was dead, because then i'd least know.

>>679536082
Can't lose my job

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>>679532733
Shut the fuck up faggot
Moot is a pussy gay boy

I am a teacher

>>679527648
I've been masturbating since I was like 4 years old, I would fuck my mother, I jack off to the thought of being fucked in the ass but at the same time I don't find men attractive, I've had this irrational fear that everyone hears my thoughts and knows what I do and what I think all the time, one time I jumped my dog and came, that's about it.

i'm a pedo

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>>679536088
>implying I am the outrageous one
>in a sexual relationship with his father

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>>679527648

one summer in high school i had a job cleaning up in a bar. i got to be buds with a couple of the bartenders and a bouncer as well as one of the waitresses. I got drunk after hours one night with the bouncer and the bartender (yes know it was illegal but so was working there) and ended up doing shit with them

the bartender also took me upstairs to his apartment afterwards and fucked my ass

first time with guys and only time getting fucked

i was 17 and he was 40, but extremely good looking and well hung. and he was straight and married.

think he and the bouncer had a regular thing going on and looked out for dudes like me, looking back.

it wasn't a negative thing, but nothing i told anyone else outside of confessional.

>>679535345
Keep moving forward anon, shit will get better!

>>679537097
im not gona judge i also not only was i attracted to my sister but tried to get her to actually like me in a sexual way by befriending her, i think she caught on and friend zoned me.

>>679536953
Well... I am, though

>>679536381
I can understand the kissing game, but shitting? Bloody hell.

>>679534506
>across the worls instead of pussying

like frem one worls to te otr wolrs?

>>679537427
Yeah but as a legal adult. Not as a child. I have limits too.

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>>679537661
>my sister friendzoned me

what the fuck is wrong with you

When I was in school I made an Instagram account that let people anonymously send in confessions. One of the confessions was calling a teacher a bitch. They went on a school wide search for the person that made the account, but never found me. They never will.

I raped my sister when she was between the ages of 9 to 12 on a weekly basis when I was 16 to 19. I was the first cock she had in her mouth, hand, pussy, and ass. I was the one that caused her first orgasm. And my semen was the first she ever swallowed.

>>679537531
So many lols here:

>he was straight
That's not the definition of straight

>confessional
I bet that priest still whacks it off to your story.

>confessional
You believe what you did was a sin but telling a paedo makes it fine.

Lolo lo ooolol lo oolol

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Here i go

>>679537834
Jesus christ its 4 am give me a break here.

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I have a habit of paying off customs officials to import illegal goods worth thousands of dollars into the U.S.
>mfw it is as easy as slipping an envelope with a grand in it over the counter under some other paperwork

>>679538269
Stop.

This is gonna sound ludicrous, but please keep in mind that my family members can be absolute fucking retards.
When I was in middle school I had absolutely no friends, and I liked to play with pirate-themed legos. I would make up stories and battles and shit and have different groups of pirate lego people fight each other. And because I was really lonely, somewhere along the line I began to tell fantastical stories to my parents about a completely made up war in the Pitcairn islands, in the southern pacific ocean. I told them there was a guy named Sydney Halesworth who lead an army of 10,000 soldiers (the real pitcairn islands only have a population of about 60 total) which fought for independence from England. The made-up english military commander on the islands was named James Woodhaus. I crafted stories about battles and shit and I even wrote a portion of a novel (I don't think I have it anymore, but if there's enough interest I'll see if I can find it on my computer.) and pretended it was Mark Twain's The Great Revolution in Pitcairn (which I didn't know about at the time. It was a lucky coincidence that mark twain wrote a fictional story about this which I would later use to convince my parents that a war happened in the middle of no where.) i made up a fake fort called Wahena or something. I can't remember. There was another guy who was named Adam Woodhaus who lost his eye and a bunch of other characters in the novel who also died. It was kind of violent. This was 6-9 years ago. Afaik they still believe all of this happened and I don't have the guts to tell them it was all a lie, because I did this continuously up until freshman year of high school. I don't really feel bad about it, but it feels nice to get that off of my chest. It sounds incredulous, and I'm even surprised they (potentially?) didn't know I was lying the whole time. There's quite a bit more I could say about it, and I'll relay all that I remember if there's enough interest.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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>>679538303
>>mfw it is as easy as slipping an envelope with a grand in it over the counter under some other paperwork

until the day you get caught

it's only fun and games until someone gets alphabet soup felonies spilled into their lap

my biggest secret is... i'm straight

>>679535839
Have you killed people?

>>679538576
Shit's Cash.

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>>679538681

>>679538303
>a habit

not because you make money from it but because it's just a bad habit you have?

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>>679538576

>>679538681
You monster

>>679527648

I fucked my cousin. She killed herself a few weeks later.

I fucked a dog in the vagina.

It was better than any human pussy I've had and that's no lie

>>679537996
yeah but she still hangs out and drinks with me, but knows what im like so keeps her distance.

i would lie if i said i regretted doing it but not really, weird feeling.

I shat myself pretty regularly up until about freshman year of highschool. Wasn't necessarily an "accident", I was just too lazy to get up to take a shit and I kinda liked the feeling of holding it in.
Small, I know.

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>>679538681

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>679536458
Yeah same, idk what to do about it

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I fix computers for family and friends, and steal their nudes.

>>679538872
greentext did you rape

>>679536603
It's not always easy to do that.

Not really a secret, but I can't see myself ever being sexually involved with a female again.

I have a skellington inside me

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>>679538681

>Shits self and has heart attack from combination of PTSD, fatassery and closemindedness

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>>679539073
>again
I can't see myself being sexually involved with anyone ever

me and a few buddies kicked the living shit out of a homeless man back in 2010 and im pretty sure we killed him

>>679539030
CIRCUMCISE

Fucked my sister when we were young kids.

>>679538172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFnH0Fu-e4

>>679538647
A guy I know recently got charged 20,000 dollars and faces 10 years in jail for the same thing I've been doing. I'm pretty much over it right now actually. Feds have been cracking down over the last few years so direct shipments have been sporadic. Been working through Canada lately actually.
>not drugs or anything actually bad btw
>>679538778
ehh. Moneys not even that great for the risk. Its just a hobby that happens to be federally illegal.
>mfw it is legal in my state but federally illegal

>>679539261
Why

>>679539261

so you're a murderer? jesus. how do you live with yourself?

I tried to hang myself twice when I was 10. I didn't do it because I didn't know if hanging would hurt.

>>679539261
why would you do that?

ok so when i was in junior high i worked in a butcher shop and there was this much older man who liked me, i hadnt even gotten a boner before but he asked me if i liked him and not knowing he meant sexually i said yes. after i quit that job age 13 i started hooking up with swingers online and dressing up in girls outfits and getting fucked by oldre men and having them cum inside of my asshole, sometimes dozens of times during a session. one time i was in my pretty little pink tutu outfit with a shitty golden blond wig and a bull nose piercing and i look up down from my face down hands up position..... and there is my uncle. married, father of my cousins younger then me, and i just stared him in the eyes with my mouth open and he sat there and jacked off just looking the other way. needless too say the men came into my ass a few more times before i noticed my uncle had left the room. never talked to him about it and we speak as though nothing ever happened, until this day

grew up to be a married bisexual male who traps every now and again, i got a nice job in my field and we're expecting a baby on the way. whew lad. never told a soul that until now

>>679539274
>>679538872
>>679538910
green text . I need sauce

>>679531205
The ones that hit the floor

>>679532498
It's even bigger than the power set of Aleph null

>>679532318
Green text?

>>679539073

same here. have 0 sex drive and no desire to get a gf. It creeps up every once and while but then i wank and its over. Pretty bad lol

>>679535283
Yeah, shit and stomach acid all over your organs and body cavities doesn't cause any problems.

The reason stabbing victims have twenty stab wounds is because the mental cunt that stabbed them did it twenty times in quick succession - it doesn't mean one won't kill them as any well trained soldier well know.

>>679527648
I shoved a needle down my penis hole and had to go to hospital to get it removed.

>>679531522
she's not trying to help you, just her conscience from feeling guilty about leaving you. She is mentally just trying to make herself feel better about the whole thing.

>>679539492
good 1

i think op is a faggot

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>>679539544
Jesus christ im truly in the same boat here.

I say i want to die but i really dont. I just wish things were better but ive been pushed down too many times to try again. It always ends the same. Im scared. I dont want this loneliness to eat me alive.

I've thought about killing myself almost daily for the past few years.

>>679538690
Sounds like an Israeli jew scum so almost certainly.

>>679527648
When i was a child the faggot neoghbor next door sucked my dick then told me to suck his. I didnt even know what sex or gay was. I am 32 and a virgin now. Not saying its the only reason, but i am sure it contributes. I have a phobia of intimacy now and stay very fat.

> I get on 4chan

When I was 13 or just after turning 14, I gave my boyfriend at the time a handjob. I wasn't a slut (okay I was) but I had all this peer pressure to do it and I did :/

>>679536088
Pics

>>679539863
how old are you

>>679527648
I did not cry at my fathers funeral

>>679527648
When I was young my female cousin moved in with me. Found out she was a hard sleeper and there where days where I would sneek into her room and eat her out...

when i was 18 i had 3 sugar daddies who used to pay me for sex, i didnt even need the money i was just bored.
>i am a guy

>>679539970
24

>>679536486
Show us some pics ladyboy

>>679539811

probably should do something about it but eh. But im enjoying not giving a fuck and having heaps of time to myself. have no desire to marry or have kids. So women are purely a means of sex/sexual thoughts for me.

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PROTIP: these "share your secrets /b/" threads are made by people who are spying on the 4chan browsing history of people they know. If you post in this thread, you will quite possibly be blackmailed to hell and back. Several people have reported this in the past.

don't share your deepest secrets on the internet you gullible retards

I regularly fap to nudes of my fiancee's sister

She's not attractive, I just like the thrill

I'm a single dad taking care of a high schooler. Got a foot job from my daughter and her friend on one of me and my daughter's game nights.

my friend got raped and I masturbated thinking about it

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i fucked a star

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At age 10 i was no longer a virgin

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