Waifu claiming threadThe rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
U-511 claimed...
>>679516827
claimed
>>679516899
I applaud this dedication...
Akiko claim
il Duce claimed.
>>679516827
Hello, my sister is also my aunt but that doesn't explain why im insane.
>Sayaka claimed
I worked so hard on that bread.
I claim this one
>>679517258
Where'd you find this one?
This one gets my approval
Tenryuu claimed
>>679516887
Well in you can either get rejected or be rejected without even having tried but that's not what you want to hear of course
Just take your time, but make sure you take your chance before it passes you by
>>679517350
best anime ever
>>679517258
inb4 really, really, really like this waifu
>>679517485
Thanks man, she is a hardworker too
>>679517258
>>679517461
>>679517449
[banana'd]
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679517426
I've won two matches. I am ready to lose ten, Tenten. Respond to me in-game or my engine might just come to a complete stop...
>Captcha: Boats
Shou claimed
موز
>Banana claimed
Alucard, claimed
>>679517622
>or my engine might just come to a complete stop...
Oh no...
>Respond to me in-game
Which username again?
Did I just kill both threads?
>>679516827
<3 Yes please.
Claiming Hatsuzuki and OP
Sanya Claimed
Fuck off mai
>>679517848
It will be fine
>>679517870
My love <3
How're you doing?
>>679517750
Tiriniz.
Show me the way of the salt.
>>679517848
not even close, and bananafag is keeping this one nice and bumped
>>679517848
You're quite dangerous.
>>679518022
I'm doing great. Even better now... There was something I had to take care of, but it seems like I returned just in time.
What about you?
I'm back.
I slept too late again...
Brb for a while.
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
>>679518427
Hi there Anon.
Just fuck my shit up
>>679518569
Things make less and less sense as time goes on....
>>679517892
Friday treating you well?
>>679517258
I really, really like this waifu.
>>679518567
Hello.
>I think I came back at a bad time
>>679518417
Better with you around...
i come back and the only thing i see are bananas
>ok
>>679518836
Yeah, some fag is shitposting but it isn't too bad.
>>679518940
>bananas
kinky
>>679519172
Lol aw fuck that furry is in there. Where's bunny anon?
>>679519166
top tier kink
>>679518946
Its the start of the friday
Ofc there will be shitposters
>tfw you run out of banana while in the middle of makinga thread lasugh and lose
wew
>>679518946
It's mildly annoying.
>>679518940
Mugi
>questionable
My favorite tag.
A bee stung me on my ass.
We're just goofing around.
>>679518903
I feel the same way about you.
But I'm not worried when you're diving because I know you will come back to me. <3
>>679519172
TOP KEK
>>679519172
This means I'm more unpopular than Tomoko!! Why?!?
>fuyukai-desu claim
>>679519355
>the start of the friday
I need more sleep
>>679519424
yes?
>>679519355
That is true, probably some underaged faggot who thinks he is ''edgy''
>>679519424
Eh, people who shitpost spiderman tend to be more annoying.
>>679519553
What's up man
>>679519643
That's pretty bad too.
guys how do i choose a waifu? where do I begin, is it just an anime girl you take a liking to or is it a deeper process then that?
>>679519485
How can I express my love for you?
>>679519643
For some reason spideys are the shitposters i sympathize most with.
>>679519166
we would both know what to do with bananas
>>679519172
awww, where is my waifu?
>>679518764
Yes yes, had some more driving lessons and went to eat out. Nothing much really happened but it doesn't really matter. I had fun anyways. How has your day been if you don't mind me asking~?
Back
>>679519812
You don't choose a waifu. Your waifu chooses you.
>>679519812
Doesnt have to be from anime as long as its 2D and you don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you.
>>679519359
Send the dankness my way.
>>679519513
Because Tomoko bestgirl
>>679519812
When you're ready, one will come to you.
After this occurs, you need to post it here, and our designated Waifu kettei shachō will formally arrange the marriage of both of you.
>>679519752
still nothing
hopefully getting pizza later though
>>679519895
I think asking that question is more than enough..
>>679519172
LOL, how did 23.jpg get in there?
C.C. Claim
>>679520017
>>679520039
Top shelf!
>high five
>>679520202
Pizza?
>>679520281
Welcome
>>679520281
Hello c2.1
>>679520058
I just want to be included...
>>679520202
Nice.
>>679519954
Hi Yui
>>679520444
Ask Eu next time he's here.
>>679520289
>high five
How ya doing?
>high five turns into secret handshake
>>679519904
could you show me first???
>>679519752
It can depend on the spidey shitposter.
>>679519812
You don't choose a waifu, your waifu chooses you.
>>679519903
They tend to go after loli breads, so they are fine in my book.
>>679520017
Very true my friend, we all know we didn't really have a choice in the matter
>>679519954
hey, welcome back
>>679516827
You guys are sick and need help...
>>679516827
boy with apple is bae
>>679520999
Along with with trips? Nice
>>679520689
I'll leave it to your imagination since we can't post too much lewd stuff
>>679520444
Don't worry, I still love you
>>679521088
Dubs, nice
>>679520219
You accept me despite all my "shortcomings"...
How sweet...
>>679520696
There was one a couple of weeks ago who was pretty cool.
>>679520444
Trips of sorry and loneliness; have to check em myself
>>679520568
I'll try. But I'll probably get ignored, usually get ignored
>>679520599
Doin' swell. Eating some orange chicken on break. How 'bout you?
>secret handshake turns in imaginary hackey-sack match
>>679520705
Cheers!
>>679520382
>>679520387
Hello there.
>>679520834
Making a lot of assumptions
>>679521147
oh!!! that?!
shinobu claimed
>>679519923
Ah. That's great to hear. And of course I don't mind.
The nightmares have been beating my ass a bit harder this week. This morning had me a bit shaken. Nearly missed work yesterday.
But I'm alright. Took a calming mix of pills when I got home, a few hours ago. So I'm just losing my head in some music while I wait for my RP partner to show up.
Are you listening to anything, Sanya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ScJ__5-cso
>>679521348
As said earlier, it really depends if the spidey is a dickhead or just a loli bread shitposter.
>>679521401
Eu never really ignores anyone.
>>679521302
I don't think accept is the right word, Yuu.
Your 'shortcomings' are the best in the world.
All you lack now is 'longcomings'.
>>679519172
rofl @ the new addition
>>679521200
You got some nice dubs too yui
>>679521408
What up?
>>679521302
>shortcomings
Nonsense.
>>679520834
EMEM ECIN
NICE MEME
>>679520696
Whelp... I also think spidey memes are hilarious. Banana was fun at start but it became annoyingly boring quickly.
>>679521401
I just had a really good typical dish that involves chicken and a sauce with beer. Feeling like a new man.
Nice and late as always. Rory claimed.
>>679521851
Thanks senpai
>>679520834
Ever been to the other threads in /b/ outside of this one? I think we're okay.
>>679521147
Th...thank you so much! I don't even know you but that means so much!
>>679521663
Then I shall speak with him/her earnestly.
>>679521471
What an appropriate gif there
And hey I wasn't suggesting anything, you dirty mind
turn down for what?
>>679521680
>All you lack now is 'longcomings'
I know...
I'm flat both up there and down here...
>>679521919
Breast friend.
>>679521989
Good.
>>679521851
At work. Slow day. Bored out of my mind
>>679522038
neither was i!!! you thought i was thinking of that?!
>>679521989
Ah well, everyone can use a little compliment now and then, even if it's from a stranger
I'm relatively new to the threads but I try to fit in
>>679522197
Booby brother.
>>679522219
Fear not anon, we shall keep you entertained.
>>679521940
Show me some smile
>>679521986
:D
>>679522065
Becuase I'm trying to sleep! Knock it off neighbour!!
>>679522219
Feels
>>679522124
Perfectly streamlined.
>>679522435
How has your day been?
>>679522284
You mean you thought I thought you were thinking that which I wasn't
>>679522488
You're raising the average lewdness of your pics lately, don't forget someone stole your panties.
>>679522674
Uneventful so far, but there's things I have to do soon so we'll see.
>>679522635
I like your waifu, she makes me think of a certain other waifu I happen to like
>>679522488
You still love me?
>>679522635
Oh that's cute!
>>679516827
i used to have a waifu
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679521886
Been craving chicken lately, so I cooked teriyaki last night, and now I'm having orange. I hope I'm not over-compensating for something. Yours sounds good. I'd add beer to mine if I didn't have to go back to work soon.
>>679522409
Ah well, I've been here for a while, lurked at first, and I'm too slow to keep up with the only e-device being my phone. So I'm not well-known or even well-liked like some of the other waifus. Glad to have you with us, though! Your waifu a cute.
>>679521886
Agreed, Spiderman memes will always get some new shit while the Banana rots.
>>679521919
Moo.
>sorry for late reply.
>>679522958
That's good.
>>679521631
>The nightmares have been beating my ass a bit harder this week
That sounds really unpleasant. There's no way i can help you with those other than just hoping for them to go away. If only i could take over your nightmares and show you some nice dreams~
>Are you listening to anything, Sanya?
Not right now, no.. I probably will soon. I haven't decided on what i will listen though.
That song you linked is really nice and calm, i like it.
>>679523064
Thanks, I know Akiko is a cutie
Well I hope to see some more of you around
>>679522973
Perhaps it was intended?
>>679523033
Thank you. I do have slasher smile too.
>>679523278
>Shimmerfag
