my boss doesnt know that i'm on chan all the time when i work

>>679505321
haha ditto

>>679505129
i fap to my cousin

>>679506624
same

>>679506838
i fapped while sniffing my cousins pants

>>679505321
Doing that right now and all day everyday

>>679505129

i fucked op's mom

Going to criminal without needing

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

>>679505129

I masturbate sometimes

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I fantasize about fucking my wife (25) and her sister (18). It's getting bad. I've almost just out and asked her if we could. I mean, she knows that I've fapped to her sister, and she didn't freak...

>>679508628
Was it down in the West Texas town of El Paso?

>>679509007
.....I'm fucking retarted, that's Johnny Cash, not Marty Robins.....

I'm sorry anon, I'll an hero now.

I'M NOT FROM TEXAS D: yee-haw

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>In third grade
>I cheated on my history exam
>In fourth grade
>I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play
>In fifth grade
>I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog
>when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out
>but the worst thing I ever done
>I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater
>hid the puke in my jacket
>climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this:
>hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa
>and then I dumped it over the side
>all over the people in the audience
>And then, this was horrible
>all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other
>I never felt so bad in my entire life.

i have accepted trump as my lord and savior

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>>679508871
And she's ok knowing this?

Jesus says that loving your neighbor is one of his greatest commands.

I have not been showing love to either of my neighbors. Not that I dislike them. I just don't have a relationship with them. This disobeys what jesus wants me to do and i'm afraid that it puts my soul in danger of going to hell.

By the way come to think of it, what would the world be like if everybody followed this rule? If everybody loved their neighbor then everybody in the world would have a loving deep happy relationship with somebody in their lives. Somebody who loves them to turn to in dark hours of their life to receive love and help. The consequences of not following this command look like the difference between world peace and a world filled with problems

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>>679509928
CAPTAIN CHUNK

i fucked my significantly younger neighbour

>>679510038
Yeah, she's incredibly shy, but has a really strong inner slut. She like the ideas of group sex and gang bangs, dp, and the like, but could never do it url she says.

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I don't seed ever, I want to drink all the time, I want to quit job because it's too hard

>>679505129
i took a pill in ibiza

>>679505426
>>679508286
been working at reception and when guest come they dont see that i have rekt thread open. best thing ever

>>679510762
same

>>679505129
That's adorable ^.^ ;3 Π√|`¢®©¥↓″∞

>>679508871
>"and she didnt freak"

i think its time to ask mein sohn

>>679505129
i have no god therefor i have no sin

>>679505129
I still have feelings for an ex of 5 years ago while I'm thinking about pursuing another girl knowing my ex is going to fuck me all up in my feels and ruin the relationship.

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>>679505129
I fuck high school girls all the damn time

>>679506624
>>679506838
same

>>679510030
there's the door...get out

I love to fuck taken women, get them to fall madly for me, and convince them I'll take care of them after they break up with their longterm boyfriend. Turns out as soon as they become single I become incredibly bored with them and leave. Leaving them with nobody.

>>679505129
My mom takes me to the church but im really into drugs and sex

>>679511115
It doesn't HAVE to be her sister. I just want my dick to be shared at least once before I die. We're going out tonight. My parents got the kids so we're getting some alone time. I may just try and get on the subject...I mean, we do some pretty fucked up stuff in our sex life. Pegging, rapeplay, roleplay, porn play along...

everyone hates my class because they're all idiots, and i'm not even a teacher!

>>679511654
I've even tried to convince her to let me share her nudes here, for you /b/ros, kinda give her a confidence boost, but no luck so far.

I'm an alcohol.

>>679511869
well you've rolled 69 so that must be a sign

>have fuckbuddy who is a bottom
>saw ad on craigslist from him
>jealous/angry since I thought we were exclusive
>answered ad and got some details from him to make sure it was him
>day later someone posts a rebuttal ad saying he met my buddy and he sucked in bed
>email him and ask him questions to make sure it was my fuck buddy
>it was, but this guy is a bottom so they just didn't mesh
>described him in detail. yup, it's him
>going over there tomorrow and plan on hate fucking him
>then finding another fuck buddy

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>>679505129
No thanks you federal spook. Go fuck yourself.

>>679509928
>horrible
You're a fucking god

>>679505321
yes I do. now pack up your things

just over dosed on on fent laced dope got out the hospital and started drinking got some new dope on the way also missed work this morning

>>679512085
You're gonna die. You know that, right?

>>679508746
You should talk to someone about this.

>>679512195
while I masturbate or can I do it after?

>>679511944
Kek'd. Maybe you're right. Ima have a chat with her tonight then. I just don't want this to backfire and her turn into a crazy slut that I can't trust, yknow.

>>679505129
I drink every 2 weeks like 6-8 beers, sometimes both friday and saturday, I am ashamed but it feels good to get drunk.

>>679511893
I also am an alcohol and I am addicted to drug

>>679508871
tits then?

>>679512350
Faggot.

>>679512287
yea I feel you but good luck tonight

>>679510762

You don't have to me tell her age, but what's the age difference and how old are you?

>>679512287
pics of wifes and sister?

>>679505129

i drink a suitcase of bud a day

i also bike 20-30 miles a day this prevents fatness

I went down on my cousin several times. Never fucked and never got head but her pussy was so fucking addictive. We stopped but there's still a weird awkwardness during family gatherings.

>>679512472
>you don't need to tell me her age
>how old are you and how younger is she
thats literally giving the same info...

>>679512538
Homeless, carless, worthless fucking piece of shit. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're already on your way.

>>679508004
same,with her panties too. Came in her lotion and sunscreen and watched her rub it all over herself

>>679512434
If am successful, then yes there will be tits. I will use the name nursefag when/if I post them so anon will know I delivered.

>>679512447
Thanks anon!

>>679512578
You're an idiot.

>>679512472

I'm 28. Age difference is 13 years.
Yeah.....

>>679508628
Oh my god did you murder a person? have you considered turning yourself in?

>>679509928
Chunk, my hero.
Do the truffle shuffle.

>>679512784
REPORTED

>>679505321

i work for a gov't contractor. I've spent 95% of the last week looking at rekt threads.

>>679512669

hey asshole, i won the tour de france 7 fucking times, so you can suck my dick

>>679509928
Hey you guys!!!

>>679510762
Same, sort of.

How old?

And do you ever think you'll get in trouble?

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>>679512578

>>679508746
I do it to, a lot, my gf does not understand why since she wants to have as much sex as i do, maybe even more but still i like to do it myself now and then.

i have a huge substance abuse problem

>>679512940
Yes. I reported this thread to 4chan and FBI because 2 people have admitted to child molestation (including you). Have fun in the van.

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>>679512784

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>>679512525
Here is waifu

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>>679505129
I'm developing feels for my fuckbuddy. Kill me now.

>>679513108

They live in Sweden, completely legal.

>>679512940

15. Her parents completely trust me and she's been hanging around our house since she was a kid. So unless she goes batshit insane and rats on me I don't I'll get caught.

But who knows. Really freaks me out but I just can't stop.

>>679510885
Did avicci think youre cool

>be drunk me
>playing party game with friends
>get dared to masturbate outside for losing
>do it
>2 days later learn my neighbors across the street installed security cameras recently
>to this day I'm unsure if my elderly neighbors saw me fapping naked in my front lawn

>>679513306
We'll let the professionals figure that out.

>>679513108
Nope, he just said she was significantly younger.

Go fuck yourself

>>679512525
Don't have picture of suster, and I'm not retarted enough to use a Facebook picture.

>>679505129
I hate black people and have called cops on black drug dealers in the past.

My brother started have sex with me when I was 9. He even had one of his middle school friends have sex with me. It stopped before I turned 12 because he started to feel guilty.

>>679513459
Can you not do basic math? He revealed the age and both admitted to being afraid of getting caught. I hope you both get raped repeatedly in prison.

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>>679512904

dude

are you me, with trap threads?!

>>679512085
Suboxone take it

>>679513689
He obviously doesn't want help. He will die soon, I'm sure.

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>>679512920

Might find you fall a bit short, considering your testicular deficiencies n' all..

>>679512573
I also did this 10/10 would repeat

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>>>679512434 (You)
>If am successful, then yes there will be tits. I will use the name nursefag when/if I post them so anon will know I delivered.

thanks anon. here's my story then in return:

>be 2007
>be 25
>really go out way to get a certain girl that is the definition of awesomeness
>holds back cuz she says her 19yo sister is in love with me
>ff 3 months she caves in
>be together
>life'ssofuckingood.mp4
>ff 6 months
>sister crashes car and dies a tragic death
>be the one she was talking to on phone atm
>insertyourworsthere.exe and still not enough to describe what follows
>be 2016
>be 34
>be 4ever alone
>mfw

>>679513686

That's the other 5% of my time.

Fucked my ass with a banana.

Was good, much cleaning up.

>>679514194
Haha did you peel it first? Seems like it would be too squishy if you did.. You must have a loose bunghole.

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>>679512784

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>>679514024

idk why, but the idea of a skinny sexually depraved CD with swollen hormone tits grinding his taut little daisy-duked ass on my dick begging to be sodomized really gets my member going (a bit specific yes)...

I take it you don't have much to do for a job either ATM.

>>679513961
Those feels. Sorry for you man. Hang in there buddy.

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>>679513907

>>679514570
trying anon, thanks.

almost 10 years and I have never gone after a girl since then, cant stop thinking about it.

>>679514506
What's a CD

3 years ago i raped my neighbor's daughter... few days later she killed herself :)

i stabbed a prostitute once

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>>679514879

im addicted to yanking it :(

>>679514948
nice

got pics?

>>679514948
Careful around all those edges, son.

When my nieces stay at my place we usually shower together, if they want to. I dont touch them or anything bad, nor desire to. Their parents are pretty conservative/jesusfags so they are fairly sheltered kids, but i let them do pretty much whatever they want. not that exciting of a story but you get what u pay for.

Got herpes and didnt Told my gf

>>679514345
Nah man with the skin on, split as I came, not loose, forced it with much lube!

>>679513341

How does she look?

I fucked my married cousin.

>>679513367
liar

i had gay sex with someone i used to call my bestfriend

I did something terrible. Someone died.
The police charged another man and he was convicted.
I never said anything nor was involved with the investigation in any way shape or form.
I have no idea what evidence they had to convict him but I know for a fact he wasn't even there.
I also know it wasn't him cause it was me.

I am super super gay and I like long big cocks.

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>>679515445

I like the song Africa from Toto.

Convinced a really sweet Christian girl to send me nudes even though they make her really uncomfortable

I accidently ran a red light last night.

>>679515532
I thought that was normal now, you degenate piece of shit faggot.

>>679505129
When I was a kid like 20 years ago some friends and me were playing around a lake near our home town. One of my buddies drowned and we all panicked so we sunk the body in the lake using large stones as weights. Whe all agreed that we'd tell our parents that he had left earlier. They never found him.

I stole sex pictures from a girl I know and anonymously sent them to her family members.

I have fapped to male jailbait. Yes I have. Yep yep yep.

>>679515806
Too much disclosure. You're full of shit

>>679515264

Skinny, half japanese, about 5'2 and she very recently bleached her hair blonde....uh i dont think i should be more specific

>>679514898

Crossdresser

>>679516246
You mean faggot.

>>679510885
In what disco? I live in Ibiza btw

>>679515996
I don't really care anymore because I'm planning to tell his mother anyway. His dad is an hero already.

>>679516346

That definitely could be a synonym, but "fgt" is the only abbreviation I can think of for that specific word.

>>679515524
Jean Valjean would not approve.

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>679516527
Wow you're gay af

>>679513302
This is pretty fucked up, m8. You lost the game.

>>679516470
Good luck man. At least give the woman some closure. She will never forgive you even if it wasn't your fault.

>>679513686
Is this a girl or a guy?

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>>679505129
I'm 21 but am more interested in childrens' drugs than real ones.

>>679505129
This place turned me into a pedo and I now fap to CP on a regular basis

>>679516731

K

>>679513686
Is it a trap or a girl?

>>679516692
Hit the road

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Fucked this slut.... Her husband is a real nice guy too..... Sorry Ian...

>>679516882

jesus are you this retarded that you can't tell a trap from regular warm-blooded female

I shot someone up with heroin and left. They died

I ruined a person and a club's reputation by posting up nudes of someone under the name of a member

>>679516737
It sucks fam. What do?

>>679516971
Holy shit I know them!!!

>>679516882

I'm guessing a guy, based on the hands and shoulders. This is one of the ones I'm talking about in >>679514506

>>679505129
I was born.

>>679516971
She tried to fuck me too in the states! He works for a large American company!!

>>679516903
Your calves are disgustingly hairy son
Not that bad a drug imho tho

>>679517024
elaborate

>>679517081
i can relate to u, cant we all?

>>679516008
feeling guilty because you have used her or regret because its illegal?

>>679516551
Neither would Edmond Dantès.

Last weekend I took the v of my sister's 13yo best friend. She's been txting me all week and is coming over to my place in an hour or so

>>679517524
lol way to retard your life up you retard.

My girlfriend's away this weekend and I just got paid. I've already made plans to blow most of that money on prostitutes.

I went to my crushes house and they wore my sweater. That was a week ago and I still haven't washed it. I wear it when I get lonely.

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ITT: Bullshit

>>679516971
Anon fucking get back to me, I need to know! Holly?

>>679512784
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>>679516971
Holy shit Holly??

I Love someone that will never Love me again.

>>679517970
I have this feel.

I don't like this feel.

>>679517951
Fuck you I'm serious.

Girlfriends step dad raped her repeatedly, he's in prison now but I wish he wasn't. So I could kill him

>>679517503
To wait and hope.

>>679518073
He'll be out eventually. Bide your time.

>>679517467

No guilt regarding the sex. She initiated and it was rather mutual.

Only afraid of the consequences. That and I risk the association i have with her father. Her father is a good friend and in many ways my mentor. So that is what I am guilty about.

>>679516971
Nudes? Please?

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Also fucked this slut too (the one on the left)
Heather Stephen nee Buchan. Her husband is kinda all right too.... we used to meet up at a hotel quite often.. she'd tell her hubby that she was staying with friends. She would dress up as a nurse and suck my cock then we'd fuck all night. she'd txt me the next day while with her man and told me she couldn't sit down... she would cheat on that poor bastard regular with heaps of guys.. she told me that she would leave him for me.... I laughed in her face and told her that she would just cheat on me... she said nothing and just let me pump her again and again... oh the glory days.... hahahahahaha

>>679508628
Same. What's worse is my momma told me always be a good boy don't ever play with guns...

>>679515524

the nigga did it

>>679518007
I've settled for someone else, someone safe, and kind of damaged.

>>679518197
Indeed

>>679518414
no nudes pal.. but if you hang around where she lives you'll get the chance yourself.. she is a raging slut..

>>679514879
try LSD. Maybe not large amounts or anything, but smaller doses are even being used in therapy settings to help people get over PTSD

>>679517951
no /b/rother... siobhan is her name

>>679518769

So was I wrong? That isn't her name? I swear to God they both look exactly like a couple I knew about 5 years ago in the states. They were British. She tried to fuck me while we were both married

>>679518985
He had the same first name btw

>>679508430

Wut

>>679518267
That really sucks.

>>679518956
Alright thanks

>>679516470
you could always send her an anonymous letter saying to look in the lake. might launch an investigation for a pedo or something, but you wouldn't be implicated and she would get to bury her son

>>679506624
I was in a relationship with my cousin for a while. We fucked like rabbits whenever no one was around. To my knowledge no one ever figured it out.

>>679517165
She is from the north east of scotland, mintlaw.
she now lives in perth australia. that's where I fucked her, well that's where she fucked me.

>>679516966
Jack

>>679519244
Is she hot?

Despite her being a cheating bitch and emotionally abusive, sometimes even physically abusive...I still find myself having feelings for my ex fiancé. And I despise myself every waking day because of it because I know I deserve better than all I went through. Bitch cost me my career, my townhouse, one of my cats, and caused me to be disowned by my family for two years. I'm just now picking up the pieces and still...STILL think about that fucking smile and laugh of hers.

>>679519350
She was at the time. Nice tits to.

>>679519270
Wow my ex wife was from Perth. I've spent a lot of time there. Fremantle..

We met the couple I was talking about through a "Brit club" my ex went to in the states

>>679511375
And you're only in middle school. Well done.

>>679510202
u are jesus boy

>>679519192

it does

>>679510202
and were already in it needs legal drugs

I am the hacker known as 4chan

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>>679512573
Same here man

>>679519353
I can relate to that
>thosefeels.jpg

>>679508871
Don't ask her, it's not gonna happen.
And at least ask her if she would be into a threesome in the first place. Without mentioning her sister.

>>679518985
could be them, he works in the oil and gas industry. they may have been in the states and she is a huge slut, she used to fuck everyone while her poor hubby worked on an oil rig for two weeks a time...
were they scots?

I beat off in class one time. Shot all over the floor under the girl in front of me. No one knew.

>>679519843

yes they're scots

>>679512167
you too fag

I stole my friend's gf nudes from his phone and i fap to them regularly

I like kids. A lot.

I have sexual thoughts of members of my online group.
My brain keeps trying to ship the blood magician and the water-type together.

>>679519986
ian and siobhan trail?

>>679519843
Naw they were from England I'm pretty sure.. other anon is a faggot trying to be me

>>679513811

that's all you got? come at be mro

I got a blowjob from a kid while we were both in second grade. He actually gave me a bag of marshmallows to let him do it.

So at work I have an employee (I'm the manager) and she has got to be a solid 8/10. She jogs to work everyday and showers before her shift. Whenever I get the chance to I find her bag with her gym gear in it and grab her underwear.

Alot of sniffing and licking ensues. I have even stolen a pair.

>>679519244
You're the envy of all of us.

>>679519893
How is that possible?

>>679520083
Good job! There was no way he was ever gonna share that with you.

>>679520194
Sounds normal.

>>679512350
every day + weed + coke sometimes

I spike my husband's food with natural estrogen, so he would grow breasts and be feminized. He has started worrying about his budding niples.

>>679520507
where do you work that you have showers? a gym?
also, why not ask her out?

>>679520507
you should quid pro quo that bitch

i had homo sex with my little brother when i was six

>>679520527
Quiet reading time. Everyone was minding their own business. Also I'm a ninja.

>>679520417
ahahahaha.... okay..

>>679520603
really want this to be true

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I can't stop getting dubs

>>679515211
ahh dood she will find out

>>679505129
>Army
>Served two years
>First night home meet friends.
>Girl with them I've never met.
>Going to party driving on highway.
>Friend asks about service.
>I don't want to talk about it.
>Girl makes joke about me seeing too much.
>I ask to change the subject.
>Girl calls me a pussy and only Marines are real men.
>I kicked her out of moving vehicle.
>Never see her again. Friends never bring it up.

>>679520507
Why don't you ask her out?

>>679520780
Wow. That's disgusting. I tried having sex with my cousin at that same age, but we were opposite genders. Being siblings is much different than being cousins, and the same with the opposite gender. You should both kill yourselves.

>>679520716
Because she's just got married. Makes it all the better. I work for a lifestyle brand who promotes exercise, cycling etc. Shame they don't promote rape.

>>679520837
Was a weird coincidence though cause it looks just like them and his name was Ivan. This dude worked for cat.. I still regret not fucking that girl... my marriage didn't last anyhow haha

>>679510791
ow shit, at least she confessed, try engaging roleplay her acting as her sister

>>679521255
>implying yoga pants and such dont promote rape

jack the ripper a pimp who killed the competition

>>679521100
Top kek. Well played

>>679521100
Why the fuck would you talk shit to anyone in the military to their face? especially when you're under the assumption that they are fucked up

>>679521410
Dis be true, Maybe I'll go ahead with it.

sometimes I knowingly go through the "20 items or less" express checkouts with 21 or 22 things.

>>679520836
Reminds me of the time a guy tried fapping at a visit to the planetarian. When the lights when out, he started, and the girl next to him could hear breathing noises from him. When the lights turned on so sudden, she saw him fapping and began screaming out of the top of her lungs, everyone looked to see what happened and that guy's lost his marbles and went into damage control, the entire time and the walk into the bus. He immediately quit school to transfer somewhere else because he just couldn't take the shame.

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>>679505129
okay everyone here is my OC

>be me
>be 7
>see random girl bathing in the river
>i stole her clothes and she was forced to return home naked and in tears
>mfw i can still see her tits bouncing

>be 10
>i stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit
>when confronted with my crime i blamed a poor kid
>later that day he was flogged
>mfw i escaped justice once more

>be 12
>be really horny
>have this awesome idea
>milk my eel into a pot of stew
>I skinned my sausage right into it
>i flogged my one-eyed snake until the bald man way crying
>right into the stew
>mfw my sister ate it later

>be few years later
>I brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel
>you probably know the rest

Once I head my sister and her boyfriend fucking in the other room.

This got me worked up so I was hard for a solid hour from listening. Once they had fallen asleep I went in, came on her ass then found the used condom and drank it.

Alot of regret but great nights to myself was the result of this.

>>679519818
Seriously...shit fucking sucks. I try to stay busy and active by working two jobs, making time for the gym, and even signing up for neighborhood activities but still fond myself reaching for a bottle and a cig at the end of almost every night.

>>679521255
Are you certain she's not willing to cheat on her husband? There might still be a chance. You are in a power of position over her, so you have the opportunity to manipulate her.

>>679521322
I regret fucking siobhan, like I said her man is a real nice guy. I'd just been cheated on by my long term gf and had hit self destruct so didn't care what i was doing at the time... now i feel like a right cunt... they're still together too, but she'll slip up at some point. hoores always do.

>>679516921
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>>679514024
If you have to ask, it's probably a guy.

>>679505129
i used to lick feet of a friend at night while she was sleeping

>>679522050
What.

>>679521243
i guess he was to young to even remember the scene we wanted to do like in t.v i kind laugh when i think about it now

>>679506624
I know a girl whose parents are first cousins

>>679522201
Thats true. The husband is a great guy but a submissive person. I'll get her on our work night out. We get along great too so there's that. I guess tomorrow isn't promised to anybody so fuck it.

>>679505129
I was a compulsive liar. I lied so much I failed to construct any personality that wasn't built on complete bullshit. This cost me the love of my life.

>>679521100
Fake
This is bs, and if you're in the Army then yeah, you a puss

>>679519244
GG

>>679522050
Mother of God...

>>679522050
everything about this post is gold

>>679505129

Forgive me for I have sinned, 25years since my last confession.

List is to long unfortunately, to make it simple, every single one of the cardinal sins, pretty much every day for the whole period !

>>679522050
sweet jesus