Overnight Shelf Stocker at Target
$11.78
21

meme lord on 4chin
tree fiddy
18

Grocery store janitor
$8.00/hr
23

3rd year Attorney at White and case
25
£135,000 anualy

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Consultation Agent at Geek Squad
$11.13/hr
18

>>679502355
>Chef at KFC
wow did you get promoted faggot

>>679502355
>oncologist, specializing in nuclear imaging
>$12.15
>let's call it 18

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Computer engineer
£8.50
20

>>679502355
Unemployed
living off food stamps
50

>>"chef" (actually a cook)
>>KFC
lol you cook niggerfeed.

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>>679502630
>lawyer
>can't spell 'annually'

>>679502767
>being this new
>triggered

>>679502355
I book appointments for salespeople.18$ /hour before taxes.

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>>679502767
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son?

Nurse Assistent
24
$20.95/h

>>679502827
how do you get a job like this

Building Engineer (maintenance)
24.95 p/h

>>679502769
Shit, I never said I was a good one

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>>679502767

>>679502843
Assistant*

>>679502355
>Consultation Agent at Geek Squad
Manager Dominos
$10.50
19

>>679502355
21
Armored Truck Driver/Guard
$12/hr.

>>679502953
>manager
>making shit wages
wut

>>679502752
Timestamp

>>679503026
what purpose would that serve?

>>679502861
I had previously worked as the receptionist for the company so I knew all of them. They asked me to do this temporarily for two weeks but the were pleased with my performance and kept me on.

>>679503007
oh i know im getting fucked

>>679502953
Wrong person faggot

Sous chef
Wendys
19.50/h

>>679503102
>I got my job because I knew someone
that seems to be a common thread

>>679502355

> Work at home ghost write musician.
> $900+ weekly from royalties (fixed price)
> $12,000+ monthly (total in commissions)
> 23

I don't have a fixed time table of when I sign in or out of work. I'm just given a deadline and I work as I please. Usually, a song takes me three days to finish.

>>679503100
>50
>oldfag
You don't see to many anymore

>>679503007
When I was working at McDonald's some of the assistant managers were making less than eight bucks an hour.

They wanted to make me an assistant manager as well but fuck that shit.

>>679502355
Manager at a Red Rooster
$22.70
21

>>679503130
I started making $10.50 when i was 17 at geek squad. the day i turned 18 i got that raise. ask for a raise faggot.

>>679503130
yeah well keep the job for a year and it will look good on a resume for something better

>>679503198
>work at home

Unemployed then?

>>679503165
do you make your own au jus?

Redners (supermarket)
9.00
18

>>679503199
actually /b/ is full of us

>>679503240
Ohio? Sounds like an economic shithole.

>>679503189
Yeah. When it comes to formalized hiring most of the time it's to find someone with a special skill. Anyone who likes talking on the phone or networning can do what I do.

>>679503317
Pretty much, yeah.

Couldn't find a work so I made my own work.

>>679503325
jealous friend?

>>679503198
anything we'd know even a hint

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Duplication Technician
$12.50/hr
21
Only working 25-28 hours a week, so I'm still looking for a second job.

Mcdonalds
executive cashier
10.50 an hour plus 125 a day commission

>>679503466
do they make you sit at the back of the oven?

>>679503432
Southwest Virginia. Median income here is just above 20k a year.

>>679502355
Freelance writer, mostly technical work like manuals.
$50/hr or $0.20 per word
32

>>679502568
Newfag

>>679503198

Who do you ghost write for ehehe

>>679502841
Na but I know the difference between the duties of a cook and a chef.

>>679503620
shit

>>679503613
I have a team of highly skilled chefs working under me. I don't need to work unless I want to.

>>679503623
that would be awesome
how do you find clients?

>>679503623
>Freelance

Just another word for long term unemployed

>>679503588
What does executive cashier mean? That you were allowed keyes to the safe in the back and restock cash?

>>679502871
Should I have put roody-poo?

>>679503810
It's a lavish term for "company spy"

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>>679502355
>current year
>wagecucks

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Assistant manager at Wing Stop
12 an hour
32 yrs old

Staff Security Researcher
$175k/yr + 10% yearly bonus + pre-IPO stock options
25

>>679503364
Redners is the shit. I get their salad bar for lunch regularly. You guys sell quality food.

Construction worker
$31.54
26

>>679503885
No its not
>>679503810
I manage customer transactions on a one to one basis

>>679503885
I see. So basically keeping an eye on the other employees? Was it a franchise restsurant?

>>679503102
>Receptionist
>Male

Fucking cuck

Lurker on /b/
Spiderman memes
63

Unemployed, seeking job
18

>>679503529
EVERYONE HE IS THE ALMIGHTY OC

>>679502633
That still exists?

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>>679504018

>>679504057
is that from the Lion King?

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Computer Programmer
$22,880/year
39

>>679502355
pizza hut waiter
$3.50 p/h +tip (roughly $9.45)
18

>>679503775
At this point they find me, usually on LinkedIn. When I started I had to bid a lot of jobs on sites like UpWork. You make connections along the way.

>>679503807
Enjoy making someone else rich, I guess. Working for yourself is the best gig in the world.

Gov utility worker - 24/7 control centre
$38.46aud an hour ($76k) + OT
Last 3 years gross ~$130,000 a year
30yrs old.

>>679502355
Salesman at Fry's Electronics
$10.25 + commission
18

Street Pharmacist
15.50 an hour, 8 hours a night, 6 nights a week

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>>679504101

Student
360€/month
20

>>679504006
Funny enough I got that job standing in for a girl I knew. I was in university at the time and I suppose they just wanted someone quickly. But yeah you don't see many male receptionists hehe

Warehouseman 1st class
$15.50
24

Sous chef
Locally owned restaurant
$36,000/yr
60+ hours a week

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>>679504101

YouTuber, 23, $6268 a month atm

Freelance computer engineer
32
Currently 80 USD/hour

>>679504202
Drug dealer?

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>>679504217

>>679502355
Factory worker
€15,21
20

>>679504306

>>679503807

>>679502355
IT-technican
$18
25

>>679504269
Oh, & 29

Waiter in hotel
€9.50 an hour
Sexteen

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>>679502355
>antique farming equipment repair man
>$200K
37

pic related me at work

Retail at Cracker Barrel
$8
18
But I have an interview at Sheetz today. Their base pay is 10/hr

>>679504473
Lol

Dinosaur walker
420 per hour
16

Lead Product Designer
51k
27

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>>679504288
How is a card of some doofy looking cuck, who looked like he used to rim Freddy MErcury supposed to stop The Amazing Spiderman?

>>679503364
I grew up in redners country....worked there when i was 15 i made $5.75/hr as a cashier.... 610?

>>679504560
>>679504548
MODS

extreme dog walker
15.00/h
plus anything up to 25.00 a session for prostate massage.

>>679504560
MOOODDDDDSSSSSSS

Armed security guard at manufacturing plant.
$17.27
28

>>679504142
That is a pathetic wage for that field, my old roommate programs apps and left a job making 87k a year for one that payed better.

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>>679504539
lol urself fgt

Manager
$26/hour
27

Student/federal freeloader
$2,200 a month

unemployed for the last 5 months
24
foodstamps
about to be homeless with $900 in bank account
what do /b/ ?

>>679504780
who u manage?

>>679503736
>highly skilled team
>group of black teenagers that struggle getting orders right
Lol ftfy

>>679504833
get off /b/ and get shit together

>>679504791
my neegaaaaa

>>679502355
Carpenter
$19.30/hr
24

>>679504269
I'm a cook myself, currently in college after 5 years off because I realized you have to be a fucking idiot to try to make a living wage on the books/salaried working in a restaurant. All cooks are loses and idiots, all chefs are assholes. Go back to school faggot.

>>679504833
Suck cock for money

-Schizophrenic
-However much the government feels like giving me
-Old enough that I've had posts on /b/ numbering under one million.

25 Full time student, plus work in retail. Roughly $20.60/h

Cartoon Network storyboard illustrator
$340000 per annual contract
23

>>679504629
215/267 ish. Lansdale

>>679502355
personal assistant
~11€, depending
24

>>679503189
Most companies (at least the ones that pay >50k/year) prioritize in-house recommendations over recruiters and random resumes.

>Civil Engineer
>$48/hr, 2-3 months off in winter, about 100k annually
>31

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Food & beverages team member at thorpe park

£6.50 an hour

19

>>679503529

Start where there's lots of people looking for music like moddb or something. Basically a huge pool of resources for you to dive into and get exposure.

Put out your best songs for display. Oveglorified VST plugins DO matter since they'll look good on your portfolio. Grab all the famous plugins you can find and use them even for just a little bit.

Offer your services for free from time to time but make it clear that you can do whatever the hell you want with those songs and no contract is going to bind them.

Be friendly with your clients all the time. Don't kiss their ass. Always present YOUR legal papers first. Basic commission stuff.

Ghost writing is very tempting for top dollar mainstream musicians since most of them are lazy hacks. Be sure to be strict with your legal stuff though since not only are they lazy, they're also greedy cunts. (Getting a percentage from their sales, etc etc)

Never EVER go against the contracts you sign. Sure, the contract holders may not pursue legal action but big time musicians will talk shit about you and you don't want that.

Use a different account for your music stuff. You dont want your IRL stuff mixing up with business.

>>679503942
Yeah our rotisseiries are amazing

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>>679503317
Lol what a dumb worldview you have
"It's only a real job of you have to drive to it, hurt durr, people can't possibly have found a viable business they can conduct from their own home"

>>679505182
in my defence he said musician...

>>679504833
You're never homeless if you have family and/or friends. There's always a couch somewhere unless you're a real piece of shit. Source: been homeless twice, never slept on the street.

>>679502355
>phlebotomist
>23.60 an hour
>19

>fedora wearing bad ass
>36
>getting pussy by the hour
if your girls missing your calls, most likely she's with me

>>679503999
>>679503999
>McDonald's
>askng if it's a franchise
Do you have a low i.q. or something, friend?

>>679505050
Underage. Go home

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Document Control Manager
15 + bennys
22

>>679505160

He was asking if you've written any songs we'd know dumbass

>>679505393
> Not understanding franchising
Fucking children

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>>679505442
You get benzodiazepines at work?

Dooooood.

>>679503198
So about 190,800 annually? Not bad. I'm assuming if you earn that much it's got to be pop music. How tired do you get of using the same cords over and over again?

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Third Shift GM at Meijer
8.50 an hour paid weekly
Not to bad the people are friendly

Cybersecurity
115k tax free
1500 housing stipend, tax free
44 yr old

>>679505160
>Use a different account for your music stuff. You dont want your IRL stuff mixing up with business.
true dat. I hope your attorney made you get something like an LLC to protect your ass.

Sandwich artisan
14.90 an hour

>>679505061
>340000
>kek
I have a good friend that works as a director. Artists make 90k-120k tops, creators don't even make above 150k.

Park service at six flags
10.50
24

>>679504473
Do you live in Virginia? Near Richmond or Ashland?

Wet Chemistry Technician
$10.00/hour
22

>>679505393
Are you autistic? There is franchises and corporations in about every fast food restaurant you degenerate

>>679504129
Yes

>>679505676
>115k tax free
How?
Both state and federal?
Are you contracted by the govment or something?

>>679505676
Wtf is tax free? Do you mean untaxed until the IRS catches you?

>>679505911
I live in NoVA

>>679505667
You must be 16 for getting such a shit wage you cuck.

>>679506088
>its called lying

>>679504444
U N D E R R A T E D
N E
D T
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R R
A E
T D
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D E T A R R E D N U

>>679506143
Forgot the disclaimer.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>679505393

Intro to business was 9th grade here, dunno about where you live. You'll get to it eventually.

>>679503970
>I manage customer transactions one on one

So you're just a cashier?

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College graduate
Unemployed
24

J U S T

>>679505182
Well if he's raking in dough because other people want him to perform a service, then he's clearly employed. And your post didn't have anything to say about him being a musician, it was just implying that him working from home actually means he's unemployed. Which is not the case.

>>679506123
19 it's a minimum wage job

>>679506143
>implying people lie on an anonymous board
What would be the point, it's anonymous.

Something that sounds amazing and admirable

An absurdly large amount of money

Significantly younger than you would expect for that sum of money

>>679506279
>So you're just a cashier?

No. I've already told you. I deal with the businesses clientele and manage client transactions on behalf of the company. This is my role as an executive cashier at Mcdonalds

>>679505610

Probably not.

>>679505647

EDM, Trailer music, pop, all the most common shit. I've compiled a huge midi library of 4 chord combinations for all of them all separated in folders so making a generic trailer song would take me just a few hours.

I get so tired sometimes that I just don't make songs or listen to songs for a week and just tell my clients I'm sick if I can't meet deadlines. Working at home isn't all what its cracked up to be too. I've lost contact with all my friends from college since all of them are busy with their own work. Never thought I'd yearn social interaction IRL.

CAD designer/drafter
$22.00 per hour
25

Windows System Patching Administrator
20.90/h
21

>>679505280

Which is something people get paid for. Not just a hobby.

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>>679502355
Works at KFC

>> calls himself a chef

<< Not convinced

>>679506264
Actually part of the reason most Americans are so stupid is that shit isn't taught in public schools, unless you take it as an elective. And most people don't. So I never did take a business class.

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Are you guys forced to work with niggers?

>>679506007
Your post is pretty much incomprehensible. Make sense, then I'll respond to the intent behind it.

>>679506685
I work as a Sous chef at Mcdonalds. Half of my chef staff are African/American and all work exceptionally well.

>>679503970
>I manage customer transactions on a one to one basis
and I'm a utensil sanitation specialist.
I've actually used "kitchen and dining room sanitation specialist" (dishwasher) on applications and resumes just for the keks.
Colleges recruiters thought it was funny.

Grad student/Research Assistant
17k.
22

>>679506661

>Every state is the same

It was a mandatory credit in Pennsylvania.

Food and beverage attendant
$24 p/h
25 yo

>>679506685
>>679506685
Op here, yes

>>679503432
Window tint/paint protection inataller in columbus ohio

16.50hr and a 30 percent commission on anything I touch

>>679506491
>An overly agressive response that implies you are lying

>>679506844
>utensil sanitation specialist

kek you got me. Nothing like over hyping a job role.

>>679502355
Sanctuary Assistant
$22/hour
27

>>679505618
Explain to me then what a franchise is. I always thought it was just a chain of stores all being allowed to use a companies name and look to sell their product.

English teacher at an academy
10€ p/h
23

>>679506661
Yup, and if there happens to be one unhappy parent with money that "gets offended"...subject pulled from curriculum. School boards don't fuck around with that shit. My mother is a recently retired 4th grade teacher and told me once that a parent was threatening to sue the school because "they didn't want their child exposed to the teachings of the white driven genocide against native Americans post civil war". All Because of one paragraph in the textbook that about the trail of tears. I would hate to be a teacher now a days

>>679506114
Nice.

>>679502355
IS that shit even legal? I work at a call centre and make 14.06/hour before bonuses

>>679506298
What kind of degree?

>>679507482
I'm from the UK. teaching is one of the laziest professions going. They get holiday after holiday after holiday. Literally something like 3 months off a year and still complain its not enough.

>>679507731
Niggerology major

>>679506530
>I've compiled a huge midi library of 4 chord combinations
Funny how easy it gets once you figure out what works or know a thing or two about music theory (not to downplay what you've accomplished-most people couldn't even come close to even putting together a song, even with decent training)

>I get so tired sometimes that I just don't make songs or listen to songs for a week and just tell my clients I'm sick if I can't meet deadlines...
So it's just like any other job then? Try to pickup a hobby where you can meet people.

What bands do you listen to in your free time?

>>679506852
Good on Pennsylvania then, Virginia should take a page out of their books.

>>679507482
Yeah I wish the school system would tell those parents to fuck off and homeschool their kids if it means so much to them. God, No Child Left Behind really fucked our public school system over to the max.

Information Center Guide
$10.55
22

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>>679505640
The best part of my job is that I effectively have no boss. I do work because just lazing around would be boring, but I don't report to anyone and my supervisor never checks in with me so I can just shoot the shit with randos around the place and jerk off in the bathroom all I want.

>3months off in the summer,
>1 week at thanksgiving.
>2 weeks at chrimbus.
>1 week for spring break
>off pretty much every holiday
>complains about low pay

>>679502697
I don't think you know what an Oncologist is.

>>679502355
32
Attorney (US)
90k a year

Mexican agroindustrial owner.
last year i earn 300,000 usd
30

>>679506382
This was meant for this dammit
>>679505280

>>679508372
Pretty much every teacher I know.

>>679507852
Have you seen Odesi? Its a program that does all the chords for you. Shit's so cash, it makes my library utterly obsolete.

>>679502355
geophysicist
$250/h apparently (but only worked 1 hour last week and am otherwise out of work)
36

Wrap cars
Made a little over 70k last year
Worked pretty much everyday, but I love it

>>679508699
>70k

How much do you get per wrap?

>>679508501
Teachers are so much fun to draw offsides though

>>679508832
10 dollars

>>679508427
I don't know why these threads exist. They consist entirely of >$13/hr workers, and liars with dreams of grandeur.

>>679508832
Depends on the car, what kind of material. I charge $80 per hour labor. I would say average around 400-500 per car/truck.
18 wheelers are $2000.00
I pretty much had no life last year
Business has been a little slow this year so far

>be white middle aged man
>rent basement to illegals
>charge $500 per mexican
>earn $15,500 a month
working is for idiots

Motion graphic designer in some channel..

1.27$/hour..

1$ = 100 in my country

>>679502355
CHEF?! I KEK'd !!!

>>679509664
If my calculations are correct, you have 30 Mexicans living in your basement.

>>679510231
31, 500x=15500
x=31

>>679508532
>Odesi
>over a hundred different chord progressions
>change the key and scale at any time (and match the notes)
Ohhhhh! That looks like fun. Thanks for the heads up.

Btw, (weird question) do your clients ever ask for sheet music?

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>spooky skeletan
>3 calciums
>9999

>>679510231
31

Gardener
£20 p/h ($30)
35

Watchmaker
80000€ annualy
26

>>679508427
Thanks, your generation for saturating the market with attorneys.

>>679510231
>millennials trying to do math
kek

>>679510845
Timestamp next to mechanical watch guts.

>>679503389
>actually /b/ is full of us
Not like before. This place is so fucking shitty now.

Network Infrastructure, USAF
Like $60k after taxes
39

Just interview for a Help Desk support job
~$13/hr + or
19

>>679511384
+ or -*

animal caretaker
$13/hour
24

>>679511384
>>679511446
+ or - what? What's the deviation?

>>679502752
not anymore, they changed the regulations in each state.

>>679504473
food at sheetz is fucking bomb

Welfare recipient
single parent of 2
living in WI
35k/year in benefits
after taxes.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2014/12/05/grothman-single-parents-welfare/

Cdl-B truck driver
Around $82k
19

>>679510732
nice. I never got more than $11 for it even after going to school for 2 years for it.

associate attorney
$45k per year
29

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>>679502630
Fucking atornie. Right mate.

>>679508567
Stan Marsh?

Data entry/Supervisor
$20.5
25

Engineering manager
$127,500 + stock options in startup
37

(Because I need something to do while crapping)

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Business Owner Apache Webhost (programmer/developer)

65-100/hr + mo host residuals
semi-retired
45

>>679510974
This

>>679502355

fag crusher
$32.19/hr
47

basically i get paid to crush fags for a living, for the DoD

>>679511569
Lowest would be $12 or so and highest around $16. But I'm pretty sure this job pays $13. Which I'm fine with because I'm 19 with no prior experience (in IT atleast). I'm just good with customers and I've always been tech-oriented. I literally interviewed this morning so we'll see how it goes.

12€(13,5$)/hr
Caretaker / verger
25

I basically just browse 4chan except weekends when its busy

>>679504305
bullshit link it please

>>679502355
Full-Stack Engineer co-op
$18.50 CAD

>>679511850
Could be a Brit thing. I believe Mexicans have the monopoly on Gardens in the US.
I'm lucky to of got in with uber rich folk and I'm in demand. I'm turning work down all the time.

>>679512262
relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8

>>679512529
im 19

University IT support
$9.50
18

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypy0r67DSDs I ALWAYS WILL LOVE YOU

this
eternal life
23 bois

>>679507731
Plant biology major Chem minor

>>679504444
so you're a doctor and that's what you call old farmers? cuz if not i don't know what's going on

DevOps Engineer
$78,000
24

>>679511850
Who the hell goes to school for gardening? For 2 years!

Do you have a gnome fetish or something?

Seriously, you sat down and thought "I really want to spend the next two years of my life paying to learn what old ladies do in their spare time" and "this is going to be a good investment, I just know it"

I'm not bashing the profession by any means, a family member had a successful landscaping business for many years, but they sure as hell didn't go to school for it. Who even offers "gardening" as a degree?

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