Have you fucked anyone who isn't your mum or sister?

What's it like having AIDS?

That´s a lot of aids spread

>>679496047
Bitch please, I'm over 300

>>679496047

whats its like having autism?

>>679496163
>>679496185
No std's bros

>>679496047
How many stds are on your medical report?

>>679496047
Gota say i love when people say over (number). But still use a very specific number.

>>679496263
High five

I quit counting ar 60. What's the point?

>>679496324
Not if it´s over 9000

>>679496324
The early years I never really counted. But I know I'm over 175

penis size ?

>>679496047
How comes you have to tell /b about it? Can't you go tell stories elsewhere you faggot

>>679496324
dude im over 247

>>679496564
Pretty big obviously, probably why I'm hooked on fucking

>>679496637
you seem mad

>>679496047

Ask a guy who's fucked 0 women anything?

>>679496499
Either way it's neither a good or a bad thing to fuck over any number of women.

If you still think sex is that important you need to move past your primal urges. Coming from a guy who has a wife and a child. I like sex, but it had never been a big deal for me. I think that is because i am more evolved than most people.

This is not bait by the way, i really do think my mind works in a superior way to others.

>>679496721
deliver size

>>679496047
Source?
And how?
Like did you pay them all?

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>>679496802
> mad at your made up stories
Even it it were true I honestly couldn't give a shit anymore

I am over 35.8 ... no¡¡ counting last weekend, I am now over 79.2 ¡¡

>>679496047
what were your thoughts when you finally woke up and realized that you also pissed the bed?

>>679496047

175 is a very specific, round number. How did you determine that it would be the one you lied with?

>>679496921
some yes buy literally we all do

>>679496047
But not that one

Bitch please you probably paid for them too. I hardly doubt you have fucked that many.

>>679496047
how do you do it?

>>679497135
tbh I enjoy writing about my experiences, so that how I came up with said #

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>>679496873
good for you man, good for you.

>google search image
>obv not OC

>>679497343
Just go for it when you get the right vibes

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>>679496047
How many of them were not prostitutes ?
Do you pick up in the local psych ward ?

>>679496047

strangest / funniest thing that happened?

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>>679496047
I'm at 46 women so far. And I rarely used condoms. I don't think HIV is real. Never even had a single STD, only really crazy nasty ho's must get STDs.

>>679497913
I've gotten an STI before, wasn't that bad. Cleared up in a week after taking doxycycline.

I've had sex with 7 women. Well over 4000 times with one of them, just over 1000 with the next, others are in the single our lower double digits.


Puffs out chest :)

>>679497447

I'm near 30, and have a definitely lost the exact count around 12. Even with their number, photo and everything. Your story is suspicious.

Ask a 25 year old whose happily only fucked one woman anything.

>>679498159
Is it your mom or sister

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>>679496873
Spoken like a dude who's kblnown at max 9 holes lifetime.

>>679497913
HIV and cancer are "depop" diagnoses.
You get diagnosed with no real symptoms and then they fry you with radiation that the doctor INSISTS you take.
Hilarious isn't it? 7.6m per year cancer. Good depop rate honestly, 3/4 of a billion people per decade.

I'm with you anon.

>>679498019

Enjoy your 8 weeks of HPV contagiousness and genital wards.

>>679497837
Young girls are obviously the best. youngest was probably 18. But one seemed to cum really easy like every few pumps and another was so tiny felt like my dick was curling up inside her and another had a very rippled inside vagina

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>>679496047
Ask a guy who's full of shit anything

>this is you op

>>679496283
>>679496047
the average is 1 in 6 have an std.

so be honest...how many stds do you have?

and realize that many people out there don't even realize they have stds. please get yourself checked so you don't spread aids or herpes or whatever you have.

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>>679496047
Masturbating to pictures you found online doesnt count as sex faggot

>>679498242
>>679498291
Naw sorry anon.
Cause I dont really care to fuck that much, low libido or some shit idk. And we've been together for 8 years now.

i am a viring, how do i practice 4 my first time fucking that bitch

>>679498594
It makes sense, then they make a shitload of profit from it too. Also how they target doctors who advocate for holistic medicine is another sign. Another clue is how politicians live so long compared to the rest of the population. I'd bet they secretly get holistic treatment.

>>679498594
>>679499182
you cant honestly think that? If they had a cure it would make so much money there is no way as a company you would want to hold that back

>>679496637
Found the foreveralone.jpg
>>679496268
>>679496150
>>679496290
Still alone.. U guys need some sunlight and pussy

>>679499574
But you're missing the point, they don't want that many people living. Death panels are real.

>>679499709
nope, honestly drug treatments are decided not by effectiveness but what you/your insurance covers. They will not give you the better drug if you insurance wont pay for it.

>>679496873
explain

>>679499709
do you even hippocratic oath?

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>>679497913
same here ... 47 years old
lost count of how many women I've fucked
avoid condoms, never had an std
have regular medical checks
what's the fuss all about?

>>679500196
The same insurance companies that discriminated against people with "pre-existing conditions" before it was finally made illegal. These people are fucking evil. It's not just that it's corporations, Big Business are associates with Washington, they make secret deals.

>>679500400
>do they even hippocratic oath?
>no
See:
>>679500196

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>>679500196
hahah .. americunt
in civilised countries the state pays for medical treatment

>>679498609
Enjoy? That was over a year ago bud, still clear.

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>>679500400
People have no clue how paranoid they should really be.

>>679500603
see
>>679500805

>>679498831
>Implying he isn't really a virgin

>>679499574
worse yet they're feeding it to us

/b/ is like back to college again. Rating dicks, more than 100 girls fucked... Come on kids. Back to reality. Fap fap fap and sleep well

>>679496482
This

>>679501240
shut the fuck up
>Boo hoo, save the jews
>abortion is murder!!

faggot

>>679496497
WHAT OVER 9000
>insert dbz pic

>>679496047
Introduce us to him then

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>>679500805
ironic that you would plaster a picture of that horribly inbred group of royals in a message about "civilized countries."
wait, aren't you guys forced to bow to those chuckle-heads when you meet them?

>>679498045
I'm calling bullshit just out of general principle.

>>679498159
>Ask a 25 year old whose happily only fucked one woman anything.

Ask a 62 year old who has happily fucked one woman (and 29 guys) anything.

>>679496047
How on earth do you keep count? Do you have some sort of stattrak™ penis?

>>679500805
I'm British and state doesn't pay for my healthcare. I have to pay for it myself by working hard to pay my taxes.

What country do you live in that pays for healthcare without using money belonging to the taxpayer?

Are you the bike?

That's a lot of blow up dolls op

>>679501695
>wait, aren't you guys forced to bow to those chuckle-heads when you meet them?
Of course not. Corbyn didn't even bow to Mrs Windsor when he was sworn into the Privy Council.

>>679501695
I don't know why, but chuckleheads is my favorite insult.

>>679496047

why do you lie to people on the internet?

>>679496047
Why do you feel compelled to lie on the internet?

>>679501591
>completely missing the point
>doctors are not innocent

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>>679502037
that's as may be but you are intelligent enough to know that some of your contribution goes towards paying for the health care of those unfortunate enough not to have jobs

>>679502394
>>679502521
Samefag hiveminded

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>>679496047
Fucking amature.

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>>679502740
So that means I've paid for their healthcare not the state. I'm still waiting for an example of a government pays for healthcare using its own money not taxes belonging to the people.

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>>679503142
hold on a bit ... I'll get back to you

>>679496047

Do you think that sleeping around a lot has impacted your ability to maintain a long term relationship? Are you interested in settling down at any point?

I banged a lot of chicks too. Nowhere near 175 but still enough that if I were to mention it to most folks they'd give me a funny look. Now I'm attempting to settle down. Been with this chick for 4 years. I miss the thrill and excitement of seduction. I miss the joy of slipping my hand down a new chick's panties for the first time. Sex had gotten dull and boring. I don't even want sex much anymore, not with her at least. I'm always on the look out for a discrete side peice I can take down here or there but that requires a lot of time and energy and reasons for being out late and such. I almost want to end the relationship and go solo again but there are upsides too.

I sometimes wonder if I'd only been with 3 or 4 women would i have this issue? Or did I just have too much fun and now monogamy isn't really an option.

>>679503142

The state doesn't have their own money. Every dollar they have is a dollar they forcibly stolen from someone else.

>>679496047
What's VD like?

>>679496047
Why did you keep a count of it ? I work as a swinger party organizer and have been a swinger since 2007 and i've lost count at about 30 girls and have no idea who was the 100th or 200th. i can't imagine someone counting to that big of a number without being pathetic and insecure.

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>>679504037
what are you?
some sort of faggot anarchist?

>>679503900
I really feel were you are coming from with this post. I don't have a go but I have been fucking the same 3 women for months and I don't want to date anyone. I am 27 tho and think about when I'm in my 30s will I not be able to get laid. I can't fuck prostitutes because I can't cum with a condom on.

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>>679504401
ask your rmother, faggot

>>679496873
If you think sex is overated you probably aren't doing it right.

You need to explore more things.

>>679498863
top kek

>>679504603
If not through taxation how exactly is the state generating income? You don't get to choose what services you accept from the govt, they send you a bill and if you don't pay then they lock you up in a cage. How is that any different than if I were to show up at your house with a bag of groceries and you have to buy it for the price I demand otherwise I'll kidnap you and lock you up. Govt's main source of income is extortion and theft.

>>679496814
High five!

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>>679504704
fnuny

>>679504658

27 was my prime. I had 1 or 2 main chicks and rotated out 3 or 4 others. At any given time I had at least 4 women I could bang. I only spent the night alone if I wanted to, there was always one I could hit up.

I'm 34 now. I wouldn't bang a hooked, that grosses me out. At my age though I could plan for the future. There's tons of chicks in their 20s who want guys around 40. If I work out and get into better shape I could snag some premium tail, I'm lazy though. Chicks my own age are mostly married or single with kids. The single 30-something hotties without kids are either totally crazy or have standards I can never realistically meet unless I win the lotto or get on a reality show something.

>>679496047
Not sure what to ask but i have fucked the same woman daily for the last 12 years, sometimes (but not very often) several times a day and it is fine.

So how is it fucking +175 women, do you remember them all? was anyone better than the rest?

>>679506295
Not OP but I've fucked about 40 women. I don't remember them all. Some were just once. I keep an excel sheet of their names. I was able to remember names until about a dozen, after that it's a bit of a blur. Some were definitely better than others. I can't say that any one stands out clearly above the rest, but there are a few that are memorable and notable for their own unique reasons.

>>679507304
An Excel Sheet on the women you've fucked
This is absolutely fucking hilarious

>>679498594
Cancer is real, HIV/AIDS is not, the later is the result of immune system failure from faggotry (the original name was "Gay-related immune deficiency"). With the cancer it is proven to be curable with non expensive methods (eg baking soda, unpasteurized almonds(dead serious), cannabis oil, apricot seeds) but all these methods won't make the hospitals money so they don't use them and actively fight them from being treatments. They chemo people, which gives them cancer and use sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) to treat the cancer they gave them (or made worse) with the chemo so they have some good stats to fall back on you the studies on chemo. Take away the baking soda and chemo would kill 100% of the patients

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>>679496047
Today on shit that never happened we have op... 175 body pillows don't count

>>679496873
If this isn't bait you just called your child a worthless unimportant waste of skeet since sex isn't important and all in making offspring. You're about as evolved as a level 99 Delibird faggot

>>679508513
Shit bait is shit

>>679496047
AhahahahahHAHAHAHHahahahaHAHAH!!!! :D:D:D:D::D

>>679509221
That comeback at the end was so good kek.

>>679508957
kek

Y u lyin 4

>>679499626
And you have to stop telling lies.

>>679496047
is this an average per year, or your grand total?

If total then perhaps you could ask ME one thing or two...

btw CONGRATS that's well impressive WOAH

>>679496047
>Ask a guy whos fucked over 175 women anything?

coolstarrybra.jpg

>>679496047
Ask a guy who has fucked over 175 OP's anything

>>679496047
I'm a virgin but looking for a hookup in london area to lose it with guys or girls I don't care
23yo
[email protected] email me for more info

HPV

>>679496047
Whats it like to still be a huge faggot?

>>679501753
Do a little quick math, you're wrong on the bs call.

Be me, 53
Lose cherry at 14
Start dating at 16
First wife of 24 yrs in very into sex and wanted it daily for frist half of marriage and very often 2nd half
2nd wife very into it and gets it at least 3 - 4 times a week

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>>679496047
>guy whos fucked over 175 women

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fuck, you sound insecure.
if you bone that many girls why go on /b/?

>>679509221
literally this

>>679496047
I know im over 100 but honestly i lost count. How can you possibly keep count? After so many years its near impossible to keep count after so many.

>>679496047
i seen bigfoot once

>>679514274
who dat?

>>679498594
being this retarded

>>679514979
why all this Promis got fucked by t-bone? whats so important on him to act like this?

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>>679496873
i can feel the fedora tipping from here

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>>679515225
\m/ \w/

>>679498863
Kek

>>679496047
>Pic obviously related

Faggit

>>679508036
Because when I was younger I thought it would be fucked up to not remember every chick I stuck it in so I kept a list. Most chicks have a list too. I just did mine in a protected excel sheet. Bang a new chick then add her to the list. That's all the info there is, no notes or number of times or anything, just names.

>>679514910
Excel sheet. Too late for you to start now. Glad I had the foresight to start when I could still remember them all.

Anyone ever see this?https://youtu.be/dmG7Wa113d4

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>>679501240
lol are you?

>>679499574
treating symptoms > cure
way more profit

Why aren't you, fucking "alpha males" don't fucking your next girl instead posting here xd?

>>679496047

How does it feel being a virgin

>>679496047
have you fucked over 175 women?

>>679503900

Not OP- but I have fucked ~150 women...and there is some truth to what you say...I spent a lot of time just getting laid without focusing on an LTR which I did want...but in the meantime would bed down chicks instead..

but now being married...and miss those glorious days of hedonism so much :)

>>679496047
Sure OP
>http://www.imagefap.com/photo/565759232/?pgid=&gid=5676809&page=0&idx=31#16

>>679515669
>1 and only true alpha..

you clearly don't know who Dan Bilzerian is

nice b8 m8

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>>679516603
that faggot hasn't even banged 1% of Terry's models and celebs....

>>679516766
again, you clearly dont know who dan bilzerian is.


literally the ONE thing that terry does better is that he also gets celebrities, but thats only cause of his job. also, hes a fucking creep.
dan bilzerian has the best life ever.

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>>679516857
I always knew justin bieber was a girl

>>679496047
How does it feel like to lie on the internet

>>679496047
Pics or it didn't happen

>>679498045
Actually, this a good point

I've fucked quite a few random, plus stuck with one for 10 years

>numbers are numbers

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>>679516955
>dan bilzerian
+ dan schneider

Terry still has fucked more grade A putang in his sleep

\m/

I have had around 40. Do I win?

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nuh huh huh

>>679496047
$5 says this guy is 11yo

>>679516955

but Terry wins for looking like he does and still getting hot chicks...DanB just throws $$ around and looks like man-god sorta...plus his Hos are all LA plastic fake boob chicks while terry has actual hot chicks...and Tery wins for being more perverted and open- while for all we know DanB is all show and never actually gets laid...

>>679517216
try looking at dan bilzerian's instagram. the girls on there are all 11/10, and hes with them pretty much all day every day at all times and they rarely wear clothes.

>>679497913
u sound like an intelligent human being

>>679517393
its like youre forgetting the part when Dan is a billionaire and doesnt work.
that alone makes him better, even if he didnt have any girls.

>>679498715
Virgin confirmed, dick cannot curl up inside vag, it just hits the cervix and hurts both parties

>>679509221
ITT:
>people too stupid to appreciate satire

>>679517548

"billionaire" needs citation.

And no he not better for living off his daddys wealth...he gets chicks cuz hes rich...Terry gets chicks cuz they actually like the dude...

So, no- your logic fails you.

>>679516193
>As if a cure would be permanent thing.

Who cares?

Hi, I'm OP. I've fucked over seven billion women. Here's a picture I found.

>>679517914
Fucking filename

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>>679506137
>Chicks my own age are mostly married or single with kids.

All you've got to do is find one who isn't nuts.

I've got 2 kids but never married. I'm a very oldfags and am currently dating 60+ women. There is a direct correlation between single women without kids and how insane they become

The funniest part are the good looking ones who could have, but didn't have kids, because they wanted the career, sports cars, the big house. They get old and can't accept it. What did they expect, their looks were going to last forever?

I just fuck them and dump them

>>679518921
>60+ women

sixty different women? Or 60+ year old
>Granny fucker

>>679496047
Trannies do not count. OP! Stop sucking cock!

>>679496814
How many dudes you fuck?

>>679496047
If one in for people has an STD that means you have a 25% chance of catching something. That in numbers is 43.75 people out of 175 potentially having an std.
Two possibilities exist then.
1. either you have and std and have been spreading it around.
or
2. You are extremely lucky

>>679496185
the vindictive jealousy in this post

>>679496047
>Ask a guy whos fucked over 175 women anything?
were you suspend with a harness and ropes
or were you just on the above them?

Is being famous worth it? Is there any cons?
I am a local celebrity for a first week in my country.
It feels like I wanna back out because of the stress and the time used.
Hell, the staff even forgets that you're a human and It feels like you wanna punch them in their faces. I'm happy that I'm not famous just yet because I feel like deep in my heart that I wanna quit. But if you were me, would you do?

I can pursue myself to become an engineer or something aside from this stressing and gay job

>>679519048
60+ old

But, then I'm old. Better than the alternative

Plus I have actually fucked a 20 year old a few years back, she was shit. Everything was perky, but you can't beat experience

>>679519675
3. All lies.

>>679496047
OP Got you beat got about 232 under my belt it's fun isn't it?