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>>679465481
that trucker could have easily killed several people fucking piece of shit should never be allowed to drive a car again
>>679465707
red car was speeding and at fault cutting off truck fagit
>>679465741
Please be trolling, do you even have a license? Look at the fucking road and tell me again how the truck had a right to just pass the crossing without stopping.
>>679465822
Not sure stupid knows how to troll.
>>679465481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49trwKam1Js
More rekt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qPLDCm9Zcw
WAIT FOR IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxUaGi1QTCQ
cunt
I hate nuggets
Roadbump
>>679469166
casualties?
>>679471036
fucking retard
This one blew my mind
>>679471828
Disney land, happiest place on earth, not for this little girl
>>679472113
how dumb can one be...
>>679466557
top kek
Come on, I can't keep dumping. Want to see your favourites.
>>679472062
Where there's a will there's a way.
>>679473060
>dagnabbit
>>679472648
Was his torso still crawling?
>>679472996
Utility pole?
>>679473210
yes
>>679473220
fat
>>679473296
Looks like it
That shockwave tho
>>679473672
Why Chinese sewer always explode?
>>679465594
fuck me!!! not seen this one b4!! wow!
>>679473748
because gas develops there
>>679473890
Yeah but ignition source?
>>679473970
Lighter...
>>679473970
they do it for fun, throw firecrackers in or just light it up.
>>679471086
no, only niggers
>>679474032
Is that what they were doing? I wasn't sure what he was doing but that's bloody stupid if he's holding a lighter to it.
>>679465481
I hope that dude on the bike bought a lotto ticket that week.
>>679474180
phew, praise the lord.
Some OC for you
>>679473598
story?
>>679472604
Honestly deserved to die. He fucking stood there and waiting for him to unjam the gun and shoot him..
>>679473060
>darn
>>679467519
Why the fuck would you do that?
>>679471828
ah man emotional crit
>>679473871
Absolutely hate it.
>>679466557
LOST TOPZZOZ
>>679474750
they are a plague in india, also they are thieving cunts and annoying as fuck
>>679474898
Kinda like humans? Instead monkeys are funny.
>>679467519
What a fucking shot!
>>679475159
someone really thought that through hunndreds of witnesses and CCTV, perfect environment for actions like this.
>>679475590
Those Russian again?
>>679474804
Omg topkek
>>679475590
what's that?
>>679473660
I see no issue here, he's gay if he is fucking something that close to another dude
>>679476063
Kermit + Piggy = >>679475590
>>679475159
>that impotent hit with the bucket afterwards
>>679475590
A-Ayy lmao...?
>>679474180
> well shiiiiieeeeeeet!
Topkek
>>679474804
my godamn sides..
>>679466283
the lass who was hit break a bone?
>>679472249
hahaaaa the bull wanted the onesieess.
>>679476752
whats that from?
Darker days of /b/?
>>679473391
That's not even a big kangaroo.
>>679476752
Fake and gay
>>679477220
thats not fake newfag
>>679475590
rarest pepe
>>679477183
for you
>>679466012
at this kind of junction, the road with continuous markings is the main road, cars on it always have the right of way. the truck is supposed to check the road is clear from the left and right before trying to cross. red car might be going a bit fast but for all we know is obeying the speed limit. either way its speed is irrelevant. truck is at fault
>>679469166
Damn, those guys got owned.
>>679474483
this is fucking hilarious. MF didn't know what to think.
>>679472996
Nerve gas
>>679473296
Power lines. Electrocuted.
>>679472463
Aly-oops
>>679473296
Nerve gas. They died from eternal bleeding.
>>679469166
You jus' got SERVED!
Someone make a webm with "I've got something in my front pocket for you" playing over it...
>>679466183
better get that insurance payout
>>679478122
They bled forever
>>679473748
People in china eat lots of veggies and it makes them fart a lot.
>>679475590
Totally thought that was a battle toad
>>679478122
Eternal bleeding? Fuck off...
>>679474180
I like how he acts like a pissed off monkey. Literally zero intelligence.
>>679472113
woman...
I request the gif of the ambulance running over the protestors.
>>679478370
It's true. Look it up.
>>679478036
>>679478319
>>679478370
Hello newfags
>>679475989
W-where'd she go?
>>679473748
nerve gas
>>679476076
Woman forget how to run
>>679474804
these fucking "pranks" are cancer
>>679471209
nigger trying to do math
Calling everything cancer is cancer
>>679475159
story?
>>679466183
And I was pissed over not getting a cake on my birthday...
>>679472736
You've been dumping shit that's less than 300x300. Tiny fucking things that nobody can see. It's like you're posting nothing.
Busting out the big guns. Warning, this is not for the faint hearted.
>>679478372
True hero
>>679475989
How fucking deep is that puddle?
>>679477892
story?
>>679473871
Newfag
>>679479494
Shit.
>>679479686
gerve nas
>>679479544
woah, im not sleeping tonight
>>679479544
savage
>>679479494
how does that even happen
>>679475590
>homunculus
top kek
>>679473170
He dindu nuffin.
>>679472604
How fucking retarded is that guy? He had 3 fucking seconds to react and he didn't do anything
>>679471001
>My sides traveled to Venus
Back story?
>>679474804
This is why I got my Concealed Carry permit. Some fucker pulls shit like this with me and he'll find himself full of holes.
>>679479366
story?
>>679471209
haha that's funny because the man was shot in the head and therefore his mind was blown xD
>>679479998
You blind son?
nah srry
Bus flip
>>679480043
sofunnymuchlolz xDDDD
>>679480043
y u gotta be like that
>>679474804
Everyone came out and said it was staged
Go back to funnyjunk faggot
>>679480219
this guy was born rekt
>>679479404
Guy stole girlfriends hotdog
Boyfriend gets mad
Does WEBM
>>679473420
gay
>>679479275
She's a keeper
>>679474804
suddenly jihad
>>679479544
Thanks Anon you sick fuck
>>679480219
is that hair on the walls?
>>679480392
>>>/reddit/
Go back
>>679477899
Did he died?
>>679480820
no, he went home with a headache.
>>679478372
How is this rekt? Nobody got hurt.
>>679478006
nah, the metal scaffold hit some electrical wires. that's why their feet are smoking where they touch the ground.
>>679480136
Can you put that in Braille? I'm not too good with reading visually.
>>679479727
he was joking u fucking retard
>>679480937
no those are traces of the gas L2Backgroundstory feggit
>>679480885
>untermensch.webm
>>679479404
gook in new zealand on work visa poured water on took the last sausage from yesterday's lunch google boiling water stuff.com.nz
>>679474180
Raging because he could steal something that day.
Fucking animals. I hate minorities so much.
>>679466012
>>679477676
get rekt
>>679474898
The rekt here is the Blackie stealing the girls purse while she busy fighting.
>>679481132
This looks like some mythical creature or something.
>>679474804
So staged, so fake.
Look at how they throw their food in the air.
That's stupidly staged.
>>679479952
Too late fag, someone beat you to it. Turns out if you act like a fucking retard someone might shot you, take note fuck nuts.
>>679480990
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>679481447
That's what I thought too. Either it's staged, either it took ages to find people that reacted that way.
>>679476063
This is what happens when you fuck your sister.
>>679481577
So the backtrace has begun? Guess he dun goofed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoSBh61zhUk
>>679481268
looks like someone put a slice of ham over his face.
>>679481577
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little nigger? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in nigger lynching, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret advanced lynches, and I have over 300 confirmed lynching’s. I am trained in advanced nigger killing and I’m the top fucker in the entire US KKK. You are nothing to me but just another nigger. I will hang with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, nigger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of KKK partners across the USA and your fat lips are being traced right now so you better prepare for the lynching, maggot. The rope that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking lynched, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lynch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my rope. Not only am I extensively trained in advanced lynching, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States KKK and I will use it to its full extent to lynch your miserable ass, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shoot burning crosses all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking lynched, kiddo.
>>679479366
Kek
>>679479275
some1 needs to put taxmoney into killing niggers
>>679479544
Thanks for that motherfucker!
>>679481991
I thought /b/ had already made me immune to everything.
Nope.
Kids getting shot at point blank is enough to make me feel something. Good to know.
>>679465594
top snek
I love snek
doge is kill
snek mvp
>>679479275
Monkeys.
I really can't understand how americans can stand the presence of these subhumans in their land.
Ever wondered what would be the average IQ un the US if niggers were out???
FFS, not even a political party, even a small one, to demand their deportation back to africa.
Americans are real pussies.
>>679482368
kid stole gun from someone, tried to sell it back to the same person - ugly dumb fucker deserved it
>>679482368
well it's fake so you're good
>>679472996
Retards
Overhead electrical wires
>>679482368
how can you feel anything but disgust for those teeth? the faggot deserved to die for that dental neglect alone.
>>679476752
Kind of reminds me of the new Harley Quinn.
>>679482368
KId stole the gun from the local boss. And then want to sell it to the boss.
What kind of adult that little shit would have become?
>>679466557
>tfw you see the same fucking webm four times in an hour
>>679479806
hahahaha sauce?
>>679482863
i feel ya bro
>>679471828
how fucking cruel
>>679473060
>aw man
>>679472996
raining men.gif
>>679475293
The only funny monkey is Hannibal Buress.
Gore porn?
>>679480548
fab
>>679482657
Marsh gas
>>679479544
i dont get it
>>679482368
its a rabbit not a boy, note the teeth on that horse
>>679479366
why did they all decide to sit on the other side of the bus? did one kid fart?
>>679475159
homeless shelter?
>>679465594
This fucking gif never skips a rekt thread
>>679479544
LMAO this happened in my hometown! Never thought I'd see it posted here.
>>679472996
Nerve gas
>>679478730
kek
>>679467519
Double Kill.
>>679472687
prisoner escaped?
>>679472249
Poppy ult in a nutshell
>>679475590
I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about kissing frogs to get a prince..
>>679479998
The bus has one hell of a soundsystem, but only on one side, so when he dropped the bass everyone flew to the other side
>>679473060
gosh dagnit
>>679471036
ALMOST rekt... would've deserved it
>>679481132
cat used fireblitz
it's super effective
>>679471828
Fucking savage
>>679472440
LOL Women drivers
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>>679480219
His genes were so close... but no
>>679474804
Supposedly someone finally attacked him.
>>679481268
That's a slice of ham! The daft bastard.
>>679481268
That's ham. How the dog hasn't eaten it yet I'll never know
>>679474898
And, a nigger swoops in to steal the bag, surprising.
>>679481635
fukkin white people make me sick. How can you do this to a child.
>>679486190
That's not a child it's a midget who raped a 2 year old girl check your facts man
>>679475429
>>679484376
>>679467519
The near monkey's reaction isn't enough to stop it from being a perfect shot - amazing.
>>679472062
Kek
>>679486355
fukkin midgets. They have too much rape privilege.
>>679475590
Zika Virus?
>>679467969
That girl in the black sees the porsche cayman and is like "oh fuck".
>>679471209
Who threw that spaghetti at him?
>>679474571
Nerve gas explosion. Pretty common in that area.
>>679480043
what would the world do without oyu
>>679484482
Passenger seat - not wearing their seatbelt.
>>679477220
fake and sexy
>>679484074
Story?
>>679476097
It's fine - balls weren't touching.
>>679475590
that is so sad. thats obviously a baby.. very deformed
>>679473598
Story or sauce?
>>679487538
>Nerve
And
>Gas
>>679481783
More like this
>>679478885
Stabbing? Story?
>>679477892
I wonder how much Adidas has paid him for the brand endorsement.
>>679486190
yeah cos asians are definitely white, top b8 m8
>>679487206
>balls weren't touching.
Just a cock rubbing another man semen.
Totally not gay.
>>679473672
Holy shit.
How it just burns really fast first because of Oxygen to gas ratio and then enough oxygen gets sucked into the sewer and it reaches the perfect ratio of explosion.
The fucking cement getting blown out of the metal ring just shows how much force suddenly got released
>>679486573
Fuckin fag deserved it
>>679486573
kek
>>679486573
I've always wondered - is the guy thinking that he's pulling a prank?
>>679465481
i need more rekt now!!!
>>679481991
>killedforhisivory.webm
>not having the obligatory filename
>>679486247
Here's the thing I never get about this one. Shovel dog had rabies. The guy hitting it with the shovel was the owner. He was pretty distraught about the whole thing and could be seen sobbing afterwards. It's not like Dusty, there was no malice in the killing.
>>679486190
Da fuq, don't blame it on whites. That kid ain't white.
>>679478885
She survive?
IMO people set on fire, impact rekts and anything involving escalators and elevators make for the most entertaining rekts.
>>679488415
This is why europe needs more guns. Drunk assholes think they can fuck with any random person. At least in US we know that the person in the car may likely shoot you in the face if you try shit like this. Still really funny tho...
>>679478885
Shock?
>>679488883
He must have thought it was a good idea at the start X0D
>>679488644
If that is true, then I have never heard the whole story in the last 6 years since I first saw it. Sauce?
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