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"Hold your fire, there's no life forms"
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>>679444038
"I love you Padme"
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>>679444038

IT'S A TRAP
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>>679444038
"Do. Or do not. There is no try"
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>>679444038
FUck you HAn! ANd fucK youR SHIp!
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"He's my brother"
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>>679444371
/thread
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"MEESA SO LONELY!"
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>>679444038
I have a bad feeling about this.
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"I know"
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>>679444038
"I railed out my sister, Obi Wan, what do I do?"
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"Aren't you a little short to be a Storm Trooper?"
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"He's my brother"

-_-
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>>679444038
"Big hairy pussy"
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Myself, the boy, two droids and no questions asked.
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if u strike me down now, I shall become more powerful than u can possibly imagine..
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"No, I am your father."
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"You came in that things you're braver than I thought!"
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brrwhhhaargh wawoohrgh wawoohrgh grrrwaaaaaarggggh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQIwEZlOzp4
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>>679444854
Kek'd so hard i fell of my chair
no joke
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"Tell Jabba I've got his money."
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>>679444863
u win.
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Utinni
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>>679444038
never tell me the odds
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>>679444038
"And I thought it smelled bad... on the outside."
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"That's not how the force works"

"The garbage will do"
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>>679444371
kek
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>>679444038
Use the force.
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>>679444507
Underrated post.
Mine,
Set for stun
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"I used to bullseye womp rats..."
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Traitor!
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>>679444038
Now, witness the power of this fully operational battle station
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>>679444038
"There's been a slight weapons malfunction. Everything's fine here, we're all fine"
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>>679445246
Cancer
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Beam me up Scotty
- Darth Vader
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>>679445055
Kek my sides
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>>679445239
im sure the other samefag who posted it feels its underrated aswell...
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

- dark vater
revenge of the shith
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>>679445169
Underrated post.
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>>679444038
That’s no moon
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size matters not!!
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>>679445364
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NOW THIS IS POD RACING
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>>679445449
>shith
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>>679444038
Laugh it up, fuzzball
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"too old, he is"
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>>679444876
i like this one
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>>679445610
LACK??
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"Mud-hole"? "Slimy"? My home this is!
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>>679444038
I wasn't notified, I'll have to clear it.
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>>679444038
Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way
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"I've got a bad feeling about this"
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Ah! Dada Nanichimo ooneetah!
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>>679444038
Your weapon… you will not need it
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>>679445727
Mmm
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>>679445633
thanx, ur reply made my day....
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>>679444038
"What a horrible new smell you've discovered"
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>>679445777
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>>679445581
>>679445581
>>679445581
God damn I think I burst something
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>>679444038
I think I just blasted it.
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"Oh, Gooberfish."
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"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board"
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"it came from... behind"
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I tried to free your mother, Annie, but Watto wouldn't have it.
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>>679445988
Dubs don't lie
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>>679445629
kek
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- "No disintegrations..."

- "Understood."
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>>679444038
If you’re saying that coming here was a bad idea, I’m starting to agree with you
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>>679444038
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
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>>679444038
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"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
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"You think you're some kind of jedi, waving your hand around like that?"
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"Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors! "
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That's no moon. It's a space station!
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"You are under arrest, my Lord"
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>>679444863
10/10
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>>679446089
Would it help if I got out and pushed
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And (s)he was a good friend...
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Embrace the dark side
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>Thank's for every moment you've been here. You're my best friend.

Phantom menace, bitches
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>>679446089
You don’t have to do this to impress me
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>>679444038
What a piece of junk!
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"It's a trap!!!"
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>>679444038
It seems in your anger you killed her.
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Negative, It didn't go in, Just impacted on the surface
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deleted scene defines my life
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>>679445604
>dark vater
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>>679446285
Points for feels
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>>679444038
What have you done?! I’m BACKWARDS
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>>679446327
I can't do it, Mom. I just can't.
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"Do you have a boyfriend? A cute boyfriend?"
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>>679446089
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought
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You underestimate my power
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>>679444038
We have — ungh!
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"soon you will learn to appreciate me"
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"This is the end for you, my master"
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In my experience there is no such thing as luck
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"Women always figure out the truth. Always."
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"You tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth that he'll get no such pleasure from us."
--Han Solo, Return of the Jedi
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l am your father

- Dark Father
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"I altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further"
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>>679444038
Boy, it’s lucky you have these compartments
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>>679444038
Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?
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>>679446659
Black dudes check out your penis?
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PUT THAT THING AWAY, YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED!
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>>679445055
Kek but its actually "houdini"
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>>679444863
nice
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I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it
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>>679446463
10/10
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< 23 > She cheated on me after a few months together thus I will be leaking all her videos. 2 Videos and a preview. /b/ was always a great place for myself. Enjoy this 1 time leak. https://lstu.fr/TRZnldND Link will be removed in a few minutes
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Yo Nigga wer my flamin' hot cheetos at bitch
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move him into position
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*wilhelm scream*
-scout trooper, Episode VI.
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>>679446463
Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago!
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“Well, you said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake.”

Goodnight.
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>>679446085
Chicken dinner
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You will be numb for hours
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>>679444038

"So it lets the good ones past and kills the bad ones?"

"I don't know. I think it lets those pass who have lost all hope. Not good or bad, but wretched people."
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"Not the younglings..."
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>>679444038

Judge me by my size do you?
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"Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den banished."
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A Jedi craves not these things.
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"It's over... I have the high ground"
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"We're coming in too hot."
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>>679446959
10/10 good fucking god kek
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>>679444038
You were my brother Anakin... I loved you!
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I will not fight you, father.
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>>679444863
kek
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"You were the chosen one, you were supposed to destroy the sith not join them "

-old ben
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'Even I get boarded sometimes'
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>>679446089

That's no moon....
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>>679446855
He’s an asshole too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip Asshole
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MFW currently watching Return Of The Jedi, while I run into this thread.
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I happen to like… nice men.
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I'm smuggling rathtars
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I'm caught in a tractor beam, it's pulling us in!
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>>679447214
'They came from Behind :('
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"Back door, huh? Good idea."
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what is thy bidding, my master?
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"at that speed, will we be able to pull out in time?"
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"It's too big to be a space station."
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>>679447020
Underrated post
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That's not how the force works.
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https://youtu.be/jZ6nF6JKtRc

Use your aggressive feeings, boy! Let the rape flow through you!
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"Don't Do That." "Do What?" "Anything
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“She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
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"Chewie, we're home"
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"We'll Figure It Out. We'll Use The Force." "That's Not How The Force Works!"
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"It's something... elsewhere. Elusive."
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I'll pay you triple, you're throwing away a fortune here; don't be a fool!
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>>679444038
Beep boop Whirr.
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"We'll See Each Other Again. I Believe That."
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>>679448119
kek
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ROGER ROGER
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It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
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>>679444038
Now, witness the power of this fully operational battle station.
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Do I talk first or you talk first? I talk first?
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"Koona t'chuta Solo?"
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these blast points, too accurate for sand people
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There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?
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I need help with this big hairy thing!
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"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."
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I can do this. I can do this.
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Luke, I am your Father
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*shoots first*
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"hey can I try that? I like this thing!"
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>>679444038
"in a galaxy far far away"
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>>679445743
Underrated.
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I hate you!
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>>679448521
"It's just very hard to understand you with all the... apparatus."
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I'm never touching that thing again. I don't want any part of this.
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"To boldly go where no man has gone before..."
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“I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s got to hurt!”
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>>679448521
It's just very hard to understand you with all the apparatus
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Watch the thrust. We're going out of here at lightspeed.
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I find your lack of faith...disturbing
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Okay, stay calm. Stay calm.
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You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.
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>>679449048
kek
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>>679449048
/thread
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Unnnnlimmmmitedddddd Powahhhh
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>>679449697
And you will drop your weapon
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>>679444038
I love you, I know.
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"hey luke thanks. thanks for coming after me."
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"Sorry about the mess..."
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>>679444371
Top kek
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Peecha Chaka No Wookie
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>>679449257
thats battlestar galactica nigger
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Rrrrrrr-ghghghghgh!
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Red leader standing by
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>she's supposed to swallow and i'm about to nut

Do or do not. There is no try.
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Holiday Special
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"I can't. It's too big."
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If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothes ... and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
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Really? Fucking Star Wars? Fucking faggot piece of shit.
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firefly quote, I ain't even mad
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There's an unusual concentration of federation ships over there, R4.
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>>679451498
...did Mace Din'du say that..I don't remember this line
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>>679444038
I am your father
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>>679444038
>implying someone who can quote by heart star wars gets any sex
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Fire the deathstar
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"its an older one but it checks out"
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>>679452510
>implying that hookers don't exist
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ever heard of the bla bla massacre?
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>>679452510
>implying your mom doesn't exist
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>>679445169
>>679446096
>>679446814
>>679446911
>>679447499
>>679447632
underrated
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>>679444038
buzz lightyears to th rescue woodie
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"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"
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>11 parsecs
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