>>679425597
+1 bump because I lost

>inb4 Steve Harvey
>inb4 Turtles and garlic bread
>inb4 Simpsons and lemons
>inb4 UGly mole face bitch

Don't worry, OP. They'll ruin your thread like they've ruined allllllll the others.

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>>679425597

>>679425597
Holy fucking ass balls shit fuck! That was so god damn fucking funny oh my god fuck my sides.

>>679425597
loooooooooost hard

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>>679426270

>>679426007
you made me blow air out of my nose .

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EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING THREAD JUST LOST YOU STULID FAGGOTS

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>>679425597

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>>679426405
Dude, whaaaaat?

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>>679426773

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>>679426833

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>>679426876

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>>679426919

>>679426833
Subtle banana

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>>679426962

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>>679427006

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>>679427102

>>679426222
just screaming

>>679426833
>Thanks Lori

>>679426069
Lost

>>679426770
..so im not the only one with a weird rp history

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>>679426222
>>679426511
>>679426833

>>679426007
this cant be real

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almost samefag

>>679427467
i lost

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Sweden's new national anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLYQilA8p1o&feature=youtu.be

>>679427145
what meme is this?

>>679427494
Lost after scanning QR code on lil roboman

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>>679427633
>>679427474

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>>679427585
it is friend
>we have reached the apex of cringe

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>>679427633
check my trips

>>679427477
Dubs of truth

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>>679425597

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Quit it with the Garlic Bread please

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>>679427896
Nice try faggot

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>>679427477

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>>679425930
just for you

>>679426730

m00t, put the fucking ids back man stop being a faggot

>>679428245
would certainly prevent samefagging

>>679428091
Lolilol!

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This thread fucking sucks

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>>679428091

>>679426947
lost

>>679426222
>a cheeky bedtime combo of sausage and milkybars

i lost

>>679428366
Why was it even removed?

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>>679428539

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>>679428481
>679428481
kekekek

>>679425710
ditto

>>679428915
dunno, anonymity?

>>679426947
actually laughing out loud with this. well done. I'm out.

>>679428539

Fake but funny.

>>679428093
fuck i lost

>>679428915

it was at the time of the whole cuck shit pol started, he got mad and started fucking shit up, like the word filter on pol, then he never put them back on b, dont know if he had a proper reason

>>679427467
New generation Accord is seriously the best value going right now.

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>>679425597
nice

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>>679428945

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>>679428729
>glows in the dark

>>679426222
le trips check'd

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THIS IS NOW A QUADS THREAD

>>679427467
legit lost and im still loosing as I post

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>>679429653

>>679429865
>picture of a picture of a picture
When the fuck did this become Dwarf Fortress?

>>679429989
How about le off by fucking one

>>679430002
>heh

>>679429865

>>679427340
Well'p I'm out.

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>>679429655

>>679427810
seems like a forced meme from /ck/ maybe. The turtle one is decent, in an s4s kind of way

>>679430303
is that shinjis dad

>>679425597
Holy shit, boy is so alpha.
There's no way he didn't fuck her afterwards.

>>679429138
THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING

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>>679425597

>>679429792
lost

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dump?

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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

>>679426724
you made me blow air out of my nose

>>679430047
thats not funny... just the truth

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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~

>>679430927
The Tbh went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a Tbh and playin' it hot.
And the Tbh jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a Tbh player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good Tbh, boy, but give the Tbh her due.
I'll bet a Tbh of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your Tbh hard.
'Cause Tbh's broke loose in 4chan and the Tbh deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Tbh made of gold,
But if you lose the Tbh gets your soul.

The Tbh opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Tbh finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Tbh-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Tbh on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Tbh's in the house of the rising sun;
Tbh's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Tbh, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Tbh bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden Tbh on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Tbh, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you Tbh bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Tbh on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Tbh's in the house of the rising sun;
Tbh's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Tbh, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

>>679430675
what is the point of this faggotry. Why can't you make a fairy tale thread somewhere. lol

>>679425597
Got me m8

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>>679430831

niggas
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>>679431187
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

>>679429655
She looks like a Simpsons character

>>679429722
Mother of kek

>>679431355
What the Tbh did you just fucking Tbh about me, you little Tbh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Tbh in the Navy Tbhs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret Tbhs on Al-Tbh, and I have over 300 confirmed Tbhs. I am trained in Tbh warfare and I’m the top Tbh in the entire US armed Tbh. You are nothing to me but just another Tbh. I will Tbh you the fuck out with Tbh the likes of which has never been seen before on this Tbh, mark my fucking Tbh. You think you can get away with saying that Tbh to me over the Tbh? Think again, Tbh. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Tbh across the USA and your Tbh is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Tbh. You’re fucking Tbh, kid. I can be Tbh, Tbh, and I can Tbh you in over Tbh ways, and that’s just with my bare Tbh. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed Tbh, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Tbh and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Tbh off the face of the Tbh, you little Tbh. If only you could have known what unholy Tbh your little “Tbh” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Tbh. But you Tbh, you Tbh, and now you’re Tbh, you goddamn Tbh. I will shit Tbh all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Tbh, kiddo.

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>>679426069
I lost

>>679431082
I will admit this is impressive, but im convinced that you copied it off someone else

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>>679431469
HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU

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>>679425930
I got the turtles, yo

>>679429322
Best YLYL thead i've seen in my life

>>679429143
I didn't understand that at all

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This is the worst YLYL thread ever.

>>679426773
That shits funny

>>679431667
>>679431981


MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND

>>679426069
Lost

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>>679428201

>>679429547
i second this, i convinced my mum to get one over her last bmw. she absolutely loves it, says she wont go back to euro cars again.

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>>679426405
Agreed with other anon
>Whaaaat?

>>679431593
Cant build up a massive ascii collection alone Anon.

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>>679425597
kek'd
Dont usually laugh on the first post but I admit my loss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw

>>679427494
good one is that your oc

>>679427860
>vagina looks so much nicer
Not even gay, but that's a crock of bullshit. The penis is a well defined and constructed piece of mastery biomass. Vaginas look like mangled hunks of flesh that are diseased by default

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Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

>>679426007
dark net tinder

>>679426608
lost

>>679427765
go fuck yourself

>>679429138
too long to read. summarize it

>>679428915
Anomalous threatened to bring down 4channel if moot didn't comply

>>679426919
What the fuck did I miss with the garlic bread?

>>679432710
This one is definitely worth the read, and it's not just one story so summarization is impossible

>>679426833
so much confusion on my end
also, check those dubs

>>679432710
see >>679432709

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>>679432709

>>679432926
You missed the fact that 4chan is full of redditors now.

>>679432926
Nah clue it's new to me. But at least a break from the constant stream of bananas eh? Although I suppose the garlic bread mean will get stale fast. No pun meant but enjoy the kek if you laugh easy

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>>679433012
ok. you've convinced me

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Catfishman

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>>679427102
>>679427006
>>679426962
Ok, this is just blatant "viral marketing" from some shitty PR firm. If you repost it, you're literally helping some dumb cunt with a Women's Studies degree not get fired for her incompetence.

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OC

>>679430125
fucking lost

>>679429138
Don't even care if it's fake. That's amazing.

>>679426947
Lost

>>679427810
>what meme is this?
Olive Garden marketing. They hired a shitty Public Relations company to "get hip with the totally-rad times man!"

>>679429138
good read

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>>679428093
Who asked ya?

>>679426460
Jej

>>679429138
funny but fake
sorry

>>679428091

eat shit america

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast's_eagle

>>679429138
God bless that post! Lost

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I am the desu of my board
Desu is my body and shitposts are my blood
I have derailed over a thousand threads
Unknown to snacks, nor known to moot
Have withstood pain to create many desu
Yet, these hands will never hold desu
So as I desu, unlimited desu spam

>>679427477
>She has the power to be a slave to the Eurofag countries so that they can control her country without having to use guns which would cause another Suez Crisis.
Fucking eurofaggot neocolonial fucks. Every American who supports this neocolonialism should be executed. Africa's right of self-determination must be respected if it takes nuclear war to stop the eurofags and Orientals from weasling about in Africa.

>>679430382
Stop it peepee.

>>679430125
This makes me laugh so much harder than it should

>>679428853
wait whut

>>679425597
Who the fuck calls a bullhorn a blowhorn? Is he canadian or something?

>>679425597
this little dude is absolutely savage. hes going to give a whole lot of girls chlamydia when he grows up

>>679425597
Fucking lost hard at the very beginning

>>679432709
Hey, look, its a decadent swedish faggot. Look at him and laugh as he's unable to reproduce since urban centers are population sinks and those dumb swedes are stupid enough to beleive that the Muhammads are too dumb to infiltrate teh rural countryside.

>Be me 16
>Just got home from school stressed as fuck
>Wanna pop a cheeky wank before doing homework
>Gets into the zone
>REALLY IN THE ZONE AT THIS POINT
>can't hear shit
>about to cum
>satisfactory.jpg
>mom opens up bedroom door
>fuckmylife.midi
>cum as she walks in
>mom turns around and leaves
>wanting to die afterwards
>killmeplease.gif
>don't leave room rest of the night

>>679429609
I wish I could have permaban:(

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>>679432709

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>>679432372
Holy fucking shit, that was a PERFECT pocket shot... All he had to do was give the ball a light fucking tap, and it would've gone in. This is a YLYL thread, not Cringe, Anon.

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>>679428481
I am too fucked for that

>>679429792
got me

>>679434180
Were you in the chalk zone?

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>>679426962

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>>679429865

>>679430002
Nice try, so close

>>679434463
Honestly anon at this point it happened earlier today and I'm still ready to fucking end my life

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Can someone explain the origin of this Desu spam? Is it just a fresh cqncer banana, or...?

>>679433761
You got any proof pal?

>>679429792
hahaha that is amazing i don't know why i laughed so hard at it

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>>679434764
>the fury of my community

>>679427765
Wich jealous country do you come from?

>>679431183
Lost

>>679429138
Fucking lost

>>679434764
Type tbh you faggot

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>>679434764
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU

YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!

COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)

OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!

>>679425597
lost

>>679429792
How did I lose to this... Damn.

>>679425597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOlZHHUCftw

>>679428245
moot left tho

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>>679431030
Kekmega

>>679425597
ALPHA AS FUCK
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>>679434764
it's an organized thing

>>679428729
at what point do you think to yourself "maybe I should stop having kids"?

>>679434463
He was in the bone zone

>>679435927

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　 　 　 　__　 /:.:.:.::/:.:_;.-;'_:／/:.:.:l:__:.:.:i:.:.:.:.:ﾍ　 ｣　 /‐'´
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　 　　　　ヽ.＼　 丶ﾄ、　　､'__　 　 ´__／:.:／　|:.:.:.:.:l:ヽ
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>>679433355
>only 712 different Pokemon

>>679436329
Tumblr creates that many new genders every week

Desu spam is so 2007

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>>679436416
The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu

I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu

The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu

I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu

People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu

I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away

>>679429331
actually laughed at that

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>>679426833
lost

>>679427006
I am going to say this only once.
Look at what you are doing faggot. You are literally rehashing memes and forcing this cancer on other people. Its not even done decently. You are fucking pathetic, worse than phone scammers, and some fucktard thought it was a good idea for you to do it. That fucktard will commit suicide within two years for being such a dumbass and bankrupting. But you will persist on like the leach you are, you sick mother fucking ass hole. You are the child rapist of the marketing world.

>>679436564
Yo are we doing this again? Are we gonna take back /b/ from the newfags, desu?

>>679435021

>that dick signature

>>679428729
why do these people continue to have kids. can somebody please fix these fucks

>>679432710
Person one is an idiot and person two is fucking with him on facebook. Person one usually mispells words and has general syntax and gramma problems person shits on him for that.

>>679430794
Go on?

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>>679436686
Desu.
~

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>>679431651
Hi, I'm Gaston. kys

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>>679437200

>>679434645
Well dont because I want to see the look on your face when I call you to the front room to discuss this.

>>67942913
fuck robert graves

>>679427340
lost

>>679429138
>normalizing that one's feelings are more important than someone else's opinions

Brendan is right about one thing

>>679432525
>Vaginas look like mangled hunks of flesh that are diseased by default
Dude I don't know what pussy you've been lookin at...

>>679431651
Gaston got dubs, you lose
He also brought an army of 200

>>679430747
Fucking kek

>>679429138
Fuck it, my sides

>>679430971
Trying too hard

>>679431981
I don't know, man. I'm enjoying it. Then again I'm kinda drunkish

>>679438749
> Green text, nigs

>>679427474
>7474

Trade center shatterin dubs have been checked.