Greetings
I am showing my friend 4chan for the first time.
Post appropriate content to welcome him! :)
P.S He's from Reddit.
enjoy your cancer
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>>679400488
this is for you OP friend.
>>679400488
What's the original of that shit ? It gets posted everywhere
>>679401085
its flipper boy again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkthvGOeKJc
>>679401285
The comic Questionable Content
>>679401347
Face of a ten year old, boobs of a 40 year old. My boner is confused
>>679401087
tis is one of the first pix i ever saw on b
>>679400488
I'm feeling helpful today
>>679401347
MODSMODSMODS
>>679400488
Self harm "drawing of 9/11" on request
>>679401988
nice
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>>679400831
>the queen dick at the end
>>679405315
>>679401347
My dick is SO confused.
>>679400488
RULES ONE AND TWO FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>679401091
Sauce? Google did nothing...
Return before it's too late!
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>>679403423
the generations of bees that died to make that wasted honey disgusts me more than the fat cunt they poured it on.
OP's friend here
im kinda lost what's the numbers in the lower right and what do i put in option field?
>>679406469
Short answer: Nigger
Long answer: Stop being such a nigger.
>>679406469
rules one and two faggot.
>>679406469
Dubs get
>>679407034
God dammit I just ordered dominos
>>679401745
explanation plox
>>679407539
At least you didn't order pizza hut. Literally diarrhea in a cardboard box.
>>679407034
Nobody should download this pic. It has child pornography encrypted on it.
>>679405510
This
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>>679407966
Can I hab sum dubs?
>>679408532
Double fuck
>>679408614
May I be blessed with singles?
>>679407034
>kebab pizza
>from Sweden
Where is my sides
>>679406358
seu buceta
>>679400488
sure thing frendo
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>>679409589
M...M...mods?
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>>679406345
moar
i want to cum inside this bitch so hard
>>679409974
It looks like a midget.
>>679409867
Shit nigga
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>>679400488
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>>679409671
well then...
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>>679402262
probably this comic was made by some le 9fager who completely doesnt understand all the trap faggotry. fake boobs on traps are usually disgusting. fake boobs in general are disgusting.
>>679407553
it's a virus capsid (green) hijacking a cell's thingy (moving thing)
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>>679409974
Dear god, everyone else yells something like "Yes, yes, yes!" when getting on with it. Not you.
You are the special kind of faggot bred for insecurity. You ask "is this legal with every thrust".
Im tempted to offer every desperate hooker you could strand nearby, a bonus, if she say "No" before you can climax, and your errection made of conformity collapses to nothingness.
What are you doing here? This is not a lawyer site. This is a hellhole. Everything here is for people like you forbidden. Breathing, existing. Fuck off. Get lost.
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>>679410163
yup I thought, where to start.
well midget porn of course
>>679401033
pretty sure that's a panther. panthers are the best
>>679410786
shut up Oprah, nobody uses you
>>679410016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRcgTgSnx54
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>>679410707
feel bad now
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>>679411318
went to the site, immediately closed it
>>679411190
/thread
>>679411577
it was THAT good?
>>679411784
it was pretty zesty, maybe a bit too zesty. What was it anyways? Just looked too sketchy for me to want to be on it on my family's computer.
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>>679403343
oh that was the best top bottom humor I have seen so far :)
>>679401096
What is this game again? I used to play it years ago!
>>679410409
this killed me a little on the inside
>>679410167
Top fucking kek
>>679412470
Conkers bad fur day
Best n64 game
>>679407033
Not gonna lie. I'd let her suck my dick.
>>679407877
And their break sticks suck.
>>679411193
mooooodddddsss
>>679407553
It's a transport protein moving a cell's vacuole along the cytoskeleton
>>679412828
impregnate your loving fleshlight
>>679413020
They're dolls. Better go to bed before your mom catches you on 4chan kiddo.
>>679400488
checked and keked
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>>679412009
I don't get it?
>>679413020
no need to worry I've got this
What's the name of these so I can find more?
>>679414048
the joke is that you're a fagget
>>679406500
Sauce plz?
>>679414146
Joan cornella, it's a spaniard.
>>679401250
Actually not that bad for an old lady
>>679406642
sauce
>>679414961
I'd be like, well go on finish what you started.
>>679406877
Sauce?
>>679406358
i feel like this kid was trying to be tough with the wrong guy.
>>679409867
Rip
>>679400488
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>679400488
that comic went to shit once the pussy dude broke up with the goth chick.
>>679411528
Moooddddss
>>679415422
moar disabled porn.
>>679411528
Moooddddssssss
>>679414961
oglaf is the best
>>679406751
This
>>679401988
no robertson head = bullshit infographic
>>679400831
fucking laugh every time. I just picture some kid burning up all the rendering time on his schools computer for this. and then he takes it in for critique, and his teacher is like.. well its good, but.. it needs something different, like a punchline. how about you have one last plastic finger falling down, and its like.. really long?
>ok teach
>burns another week of school render time
>submits for final
>submitted to student film festival
>A+ grade
>>679401749
idc how old this is... i still super kek 9000 at it everytime
>>679419396
>tfw this will never happen to you
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>>679419590
scene from some stupid cannibal gore movie - green something or another. takes place in amazon
>>679419681
arigatou Obama-sama
>>679419832
I wish I had more from this guy. he said he had fantasies of killing and raping conan obrien.
this one is the best, he was talking about how he was fantasizing about having a retarded conan obrien to molest.