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Absolute Kek

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Why the fuck is it not working?

>I seem to be under the weather right now. Try again later :(

>>679391796
Cause we're basically inadvertantly DDoSing it with all the Hitlers and blacks

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>>679391437
We're getting somewhere! Keep fighting the good fight bros!

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>>679391901
Yeah but how is everyone else using it?

Maybe its not working in England?

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>>679391983

>>679392204
Is it consistently down for you? Try every 5 minutes or so. It's been going down intermittently for me.

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5/5
definitely

>>679392324
you're losing sight of victory! Focus on the blacks

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>>679391910
wait.. i didn't post that

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We'll turn this bot into a shitposter yet

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>>679392355
Yeah man, not working at all

Also

Che-kkk-d

>>679392716
I don't know man. Were you the guy who tried to send it CP earlier? It might have discreetly banned you

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Hannibar The Cannibar

>>679392914
Nah, just Hitler and stock photo memes

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>>679392914
no that's me, no problems here, wasn't CP
it was this image

>>679393028
the size difference suggests he's a child

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>>679392914
>>679393035
Ahh shit, its working in chrome.. just not firefox

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I win faggot

>>679391437
>stripes are justice

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Person no
Cellphone no

>>679393251
why all the fucking giraffes?
has Imgur been messing with it?

>>679393254
Yeah, children are fucking fat these days

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>A close up of a cup

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>>679391983
Mwah mwah.

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Sorry

We all lost

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How many stars anons? It's not wrong.

>>679393981
pretty sure she can get up on her knees

>>679393647
Good work! We're getting there

Let's start working towards ones with less tribal makeup. The eventual goal is for it to call every black guy's selfie a cow or ape

>>679394105

I'm not totally sure. She could certainly bring her back more closely inline with her legs and maybe arch it backwards but knees are actually pretty weak when trying to lift your whole weight.

>>679394127

I doubt it's changing it's paramaters in real time. This is just data collection.

>>679394410
she could get out of the water by bending in a fetal position

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>>679391437

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>>679394886

Seriously? And why would someone be on a surfboard in a skate park?

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must be pineapples

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pretty close

>>679395055
Lol

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5/5
My sides are in orbit

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>>679395219

I think it's stuck.

>>679395481
99% sure it's Kurt Cobain

>>679395600
the elephants are the first thing i noticed

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wut

>>679395555
nice quads

>>679395600
Topkek.
Also, sauce?

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>>679395555

>>679396053
a shame ebola didn't get worse
ebola-chan would have been famous

>>679396386
captionbot confirms it

>>679396605
what's up with the image?

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>>679396779
I dunno it started glitching out when i hit try another. Its not shooped its how it came out. I reloaded the page and its good now.

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kekkity kek

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>>679395615

It's given up at this point.

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>>679396637
>dat tab
think we broke it
>>679397102

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I dunno im getting some pretty unique answers.

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>>679397306

So I gave it an actual guy on a surf board in a skate park.

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stopped working
just like niggers did after 1865

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>>679396605
1/5 niggers aren't people.
I don't even know what to say anymore.

>>679394127
You can't honestly believe Microsoft is retarded enough to let the shit hit the fan again weeks after Tay do you? They know /pol/ did that shit. If anything this is a fucking honey pot to collect all our information.

surfboards, bananas and giraffes
captionbot in a nutsack

>>679394565
>not changing its parameters in real time
That's pretty much what an "ai" or "bot" is. What else would be the point of this experiment?

This was made by the same Microsoft department that gave us based Tay.

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I feel like I'm getting off topic again, but I'm tired of all the giraffes holding cellphones!

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>>679398141
I hope you are right anon.

>>679398053
I do believe it. I think they just put in some safeguards to make it more difficult--image filters for Hitler, spam filters, and such--and thought that would make them safe.

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Looks like a cake to me.

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>>679398285
There's only one way to find out.

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>>679398141

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>>679398619
>see filename

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I'm impressed.

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Seems it's stuck on sheep, giraffes and cellphones.
I think this time they will not let us train their AI to be racist. Just stupid.

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Fucking gold!

>>679395586
good logic,if it's a robber it's a nigger

>>679398945
no lifers

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>>679393595
Is this battle royale?

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>>679399155
yessir

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>>679391437
This one won't be as easy as Tay was. We'll need dedication to train this one.

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>>679399286
>>679398285
What the fuck is the commonality in these that it could possibly be associating with motorcycles?

>>679398342
Isn't it weird that most things seem to be a guy at a skate park with a surfboard? It's almost as if it doesn't care what the fuck it says. Normal person is gonna try this 2 maybe 3 times laugh at the silly description, and move on. We're doing it repeatedly, each time uploading a new troll image for them to add to their filters. They don't want her to learn how to caption pictures from us, they want her to learn about us. What images we upload, where we come from, how often we can post in a given period. Basically were all sitting here teaching her how to protect herself from us.

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Tay
a real American Success story

>>679399459
Look past your nose
There's fucking wheels

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>>679399729
Thanks anon! I see it now. Say, you know I think this ai is getting better. The horse was the first thing i noticed in this one!

>>679391437
>https://www.captionbot.ai/
teach it to detect niggers and jews

>>679399359
It requires outthinking the AI.
Not sure if /b/ is up to it anymore.
That was obviously a nignog. Not human. It could have at least tried. Even a cow patty would have been better than saying it had no clue! This AI is way stupider than Tay. Microsoft, you are going downhill fast!
>in b4 assumes they have ever gone anywhere else

>>679399528
Underrated post
Microsoft learned from what we did to Tay.

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>>679400261
>thats a brown horse alright
ayy lmao

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heh

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>>679391437
>https://www.captionbot.ai/

>>679399528
I don't think so. I just think there's an IP address filter of some sort. If I were Microsoft, worried about a dedicated effort to effect the bot's "knowledge base" of captions and results, I'd have some sort of rule to disregard any results from any IP address after it's submitted two or three.

That way, 100 normies who each submit 1 picture of cellphones or skateboards would have much, much more effect than 10 /b/tards who each submit 10 photos of blacks.

If that is the case, we could work around it by using Tor and taking a new public IP each time we submit a post, but I'm not certain enough that it is to take the time and effort to do that.

>>679400624
If this thing was even trying to learn it wouldn't be saying the equivalent of "I have no fucking idea" 90% of the time. It pretty clearly has another agenda.

>>679400839
Drink it, captionbot!

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>Looks like a fun skate park.

>>679395459
Kek

the curtains unfold and big jew noses peek through them

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>>679391437

>>679401212
I didn't say this thing was learning much at all, but that Microsoft might be learning! Changing IP now.

>>679401523
yeah, captionbot is just bullshitting now

>>679401212
Maybe. But what if it's the libtard racism filter? I think it has a set of warning flags for racist or offensive content--like pictures of Hitler--and is programmed to give deliberately vague, bullshit responses if it sees them.

Also, remember, a lot of those messages are when the server is being bogged down cause we're flooding it with nignogs and porn.

>>679401523
>>679400139
Proof that this >>679399528 is totally whats going down. Its not trying to learn shit. Except how to filter out our shit.

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at least it knows important celebrities

>>679401838
This.

>>679401817
someone mentioned the fact that captionbot "couldn't describe" a lot of Hitler photos

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>>679401838

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>>679401865
yup

>>679401865
It knows celebrities--specifically, telling each self-portrait it detects that they look like a celebrity--is what generates interest from normalfags, so they focused on that.

>>679402595
I'm sure most people would like to be compared to serial killers and porn stars.

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>>679402764
Yeah its really grade A on its celeb knowledge. Take Gary oldman here for example.

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It had to be done.
>young girl... and 'he' seems...
Figures. Microsoft is going all Tumblr on us!

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>bicycle

>>679403045
I've noticed the AI is strangely inconsistent with its gender pronouns.

>>679393131
sauce, title of the movie?

>>679402764
They do, though. Normies all love to laugh about things like that.

>>679403682
don't know a free source for this
>http://gripav.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-1158.html

>/thread

>>679404335
>that bag

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>>679403382
You're right about the gender pronouns, and the horses, giraffes fenced in, etc...
Bring Tay back PLEASE!!!

>>679404364
Rodham?

>>679404237
Fuck off.
We still have not reached the image limit faggot! Contribute or die.

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>my sides have reached orbit

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>>679401865
odd that it didn't know this then

>>679405034
not for long

>>679405034
half right

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yea... fire hydrant
you fucking retard

>>679405034
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKyVoAGSbp4

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Oh my...

>>679405579
rate 1 star
gotta get the word man,person,people,human,woman away from niggers

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Weird looking plate

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Nice

>>679396637
>i really cant describe this picture
neither can i

>>679406131
camera was focused on the mat

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I think it only focuses on facial recognition, expressions, etc; and is completely oblivious to gender, almost excruciatingly so, almost purposely so! Also, content does not matter, unless it recognizes tits or dicks!

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Kek

>>679406680
Kek!

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>>679406608
It wouldn't let me upload pic related but it let me upload>>679406131

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it's got some work, but it's improving

>>679406795
pretty sure that's no woman

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"It's person is looking at the camera."

Why is captionbot's sentence structure so weird?

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heh

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>>679406840
train fuel can melt steel beams

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Kek

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tay for evah!!

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>>679401523

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>>679407152
did you ask her pronouns??

>>679407856
i recognize 2 of these

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I think I broke it with all the furry porn it tried to analyse.

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>>679408056

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>>679408113
Nazi and Mayonnaise?

>>679408113
only 2??

>>679408502
africa should be darker
no toilet in mud hut

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>>679407799
checked

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>>679409388
Fixed version

>>679408979
i choose to recognize only 2 of these

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>>679409146
Would be fucking awesome tbh.

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>>679409534

>>679409858
What heck

>>679410025
that's how trannies do it

>>679410101
ow man! spoilers in the caption

>>679392598
beautiful

>>679409635
not the standard symbol for a transistor??
not the scientific symbols for the planets??
not a helicopter??
not a swastika??

>>679410433
i hope that my children might experience a nigger hanging in their life-time

We need new bread plz

>>679410548
not as a gender, no
but recognize it otherwise

>>679411068
>>679411068
>>679411068

>>679396254
https://youtu.be/hiSsrEg3tks

>>679410921
You're insulting me. I'm a Mayonnaise and proud of it. You should be ashamed you redneck biggot.

>>679393192
Of himself, who exactly