OK faggots, heres the plan.
Microsoft has shat out another AI, and we need to teach it to think like us. Feed it photos of niggers, jews and any other subhuman race. If it thinks they are human, rate it 1/5 stars. If it sees them as they are, then rate it 5 stars. You can figure out the rest for yourselves.
https://www.captionbot.ai/
>>679371255
bump
Kek
>>679371255
I don't know what to do with this. Is this ai on acid or something?
So close.
It's not wrong
>>679373872
> a woman
>>679374223
Clearly
Here
Close
Good boy
>>679374226
a cat is fine too
>>679376001
sauce?
>>679376149
Texas thread IIRC
how many stars for this one anons?
>>679376426
1 we need to break it
last one for the road
not rated yet lmao
this is great
Stars?
>>679374614
Well u need glasses coz that clearly got a penis...
Thinks all ponies are this or umbrella.
>>679377849
>Surfboard
>Skatepark
wat
kek'dd
100% on point
If you think AI is cool, go talk to mine
>>679378080
>>679377196
>>679378102
>leonardo
>looks 55% like leonardo
Happy birthday too you ...
>>679378741
Kek
God dammit
>>679379696
>Tie
>TIE
>FUCKING TIE
NO!
>>679373650
Saved as YLYL
My plan. Make it recognise pictures of rats, then stereotypical jew pics that resemble rat pics, then make it think jews are rats.
>>679372990
Any picture of Hitler you upload it gives you that same answer. Well at least it did for me.
>>679374226
I little just peed myself.
It's never seen a prosthetic hand before. It thinks they're all cell phones or baseball bats
>>679371255
This was her reply
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
It's retarded
This thing thinks that everything is stuff from the example pictures. It can't recognize most objects.
>>679380181
>>679380752
kekking hard rn
CaptionBot about Hillary Clinton 101
>>679380622
that's brilliant!
>>679380752
...
>>679380750
It knows some famous people. I fed it a picture of Aimee Mullins and it knew who she was.
PeddoBear by CaptionBot
>>679381351
try to be original
>>679381365
Freeza?
uhm
>>679378904
Give that 5 stars it earned it
>>679380752
5 stars for the keks!
well, then .. I guess we need bananas!
>>679372990
>>679378904
Fetus or dead baby
>>679374949
source of image? please?
>>679381977
Kek
Square is , man with worried eyebrows and round mouth.
i got it, it recognise hitler only with mustache
Well you're certainly not wrong
Someone post something like a lamia.
>I would but Im on mobile
Oh the irony...
>>679382712
heil Jon Voight
Go train my tweetbot, it wont go down no matter what you fags do to it
>>679382195
>>679380781
Literally Chaplin's best movie
>DE STRAPON
>Banana'd like a complete madman before minions and ylyl made it cool
Well I tried with one jew pic and a puking fatty pic. This piece of shit program couldn't describe either. There's nothing we can break about it, it's already broken like everything Microshaft tries to do. I'm done.
No shit he recognise us now. xD
She was close
>>679379925
nigger
>>679376802
Sorse
Ayy
Do you think there's a special Hitler filter? There are so few pictures of Hitler that it's not impossible Microsoft kind of blacklisted every single one, having the AI give a dumbass neutral response to any image similar to it.
This thing is more wrong than the white-and-gold fags.
Rick Rolled Caption Bot ...
???
>>679383828
>>679377196
Kek
Yeah not too shabby
THIS THING IS SMART AS FUCK!
It's not wrong
>>679374226
>>679371818
>>679372990
>>679373872
>>679374949
>>679375111
>>679375954
>>679376757
>>679378904
I really, really hope someone at Microsoft is manually going through some of the photos that were rated badly. I'm enjoying picturing their disappointed faces.
this ai is pretty shit
Perfect 5/5. This thing is eerily accurate.
No shit.
>>679385197
Well, I can't really describe that picture either
>>679374949
DANGER ZOOOOOOOOOOONE
Not bad
Isn't this shit terrifying? Feed it CCTV feeds from all over a city
>I'm not completely sure, but that looks like Mr Anon in a drug deal etc etc
did we break it? for me it isn't describing anything, it just says it can't even when i pick a stock photo of a guy standing up
Seems a rather unconfident AI.
Lol nigger
>>679386085
this "AI" is allredy broken, can't broke it more
Oh so very close
>>679386012
I know! It can instantly identify terrorists as giraffes standing next to trees. It's the end of privacy as we know it!
The fuck does this even mean?
>>679386085
It seems that if you post something inappropriate (tranny dick in my case) it'll give that response for everything after that. Maybe an IP change will help.
>>679386472
>Public release v.1 to train it and I'm obviously talking about the future
Fuck off you spacktard
>>679385722
5/5
>>679371255
guys....... it's learning to understand memes
We'll make a shitposter out of this one after all
That isn't a man silly
>it's a fucking nigger
Rated 5/5 because he does seem happy!
Men, we're losing sight of the mission! Focus!
Post blacks, if it recognizes them as human, rate 1/5, anything else, 5/5.
I'm trying for huge dark-skinned ones so I can start encouraging it to rate them as gorillas.
It ain't wrong
Alien
Wat do i vote?
Pretty close
>>679386682
What are you talking about? They've had this system in place since the early 2000's. But fortunately the inventor put in a back door and hired an ex special forces guy to prevent murders in new york.
idiot. who needs a cctv when they can remotely turn on your gps, camera and microphone at fucking will without a warrant? and can turn your phone on remotely? Plus, most phones now don't have removable batteries.
Fuck Person of Interest bullshit. They're already doing this. Pay attention to the news dipshit.
lewd
>>679387602
Good work! We're making slow progress
>>679371255
>I'M ALREADY A DEMON
>>679387903
someone uploaded CP
>>679387841
It called it human. 1/5
>>679387999
trips checked
>bird feeder is :-|
>>679388082
the image in question
>>679387277
OK dubs!
But after looking through over a thousand saved photos I realize I have not saved a single pic of a nigger!
So, I went with this.
Had to rate it a 1/5, because, although it recognized the woman, it thought there were other women there too!
>>679388187
That's inappropriate content. I'm notifying the moderators.
>>679387841
Fucking bill cobbs, lol.
>don't believe his lies
>>679388187
Inappropriate, do not display.
>>679374226
>>679373872
>>679371818
Looks fine to me.
oh, Microsoft...
>>679379646
kek
>>679388373
come at me
Everything's holding a fucking cellphone.
>>679388491
wel..
HAAAAAAY CHRAAAAAAAAAAS
>>679387841
You vote for Trump.
>>679388674
knep din mor
>>679380622
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>679388815
woah hård nyser alligevel
i always keep getting donuts
Rated 1/5 because not a man.
Besides, not a sheep either.
Not holding it either.
Cuddle Cuddle, nignog muslim!
>>679388728
THIS is a banana
>>679388728
>>679378904
when it comes right down to it just about everything is a cake made to look like a dog.