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I'd train it to be a killer then send it to do my bidding
>>679364926
Fuck it. What else would you do?
>>679364926
Instant lose
Name it Gilly, and raise it like a son.
>>679365769
let it fuck you
>>679366141
No. 9gag
>>679364926
I'm tempted to fuck it but father/son incest isn't my cup of tea.
>>679366508
Check the filename newfag. Also fuck you.
>>679365824
Too lazy for this shit
>>679364926
>>679366927
Can I copy it?
>>679364926
I would kill myself
>>679366765
#nohomo
>>679364926
Bash it's head in, sell it to the government also lost hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MDqGA3nmro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj5tSWOt7vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCPY2FndYPY
>>679367063
It's all yours my friend
>>679364926
>15 KB
>>679366141
xD gud 1 dood
>>679368085
are those nuts like even connected? they look weird
>>679367515
It's so clear that that was an outgoing message...
https://youtu.be/e-oBMLZMJns
>>679365824
just got blue paint all over my fucking screen. fuck you
>>679369028
That forehead takes more than half of her head
>>679364926
i actually used to fuck OPs mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679364926
Kick the shit out of my gf for not scrubbing the shower properly after my morning powerwank.
My child would never have such a fucking dumbass haircut!
>>679371003
I hate entitled bitches
>>679368679
What? I'm not vouching for its authenticity, I'm not meme expert, but it says that he sent a complaint, reading comprehension isn't hard.
>>679371003
Haha who the fuck eats pickles from bags? What the fuck? Is this from Canada or some shit? Hahaha For real!
>>679368527
>>679369028
Are they Espers?
>>679369089
kek, always makes me laugh
>>679365996
fucking lost it's not even funny
this is now a funny looking nigger thread
>>679369089
I am happy that happened
>>679372655
I geeked
>>679369759
kek
>>679364926
>comes out of the shower
how though?
>>679371924
Have you tried killing yourself recently? It's a new fad!
>>679369089
Sometimes I love old people
>>679365996
the culmination of a man's life.
>>679371924
Have you really never seen individual pickles sold in a plastic bag before? Where do you live, a 3rd world country?
>>679364926
I'd saw it's head off and discard it in the bin. Fucking freak
I'm about to wreck all you niggers.
>>679366788
TOP KEK
>>679365824
Someone explain if it is not the 280gb trick
This was taken down a while ago. But it makes me laugh every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuDlSNfhAbo
>>679364926
more like You Spooped You Lose.
Lost.
>>679365996
Classic
>>679364926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSMfCpk55kg
>>679366788
Miss days when /b/ language so cash. Now is too smart evolved. Make dream punch taxi commander.
>>679373370
>>679373517
These obvious Canadians though Hahaha Fucking plastic bag cuckfags!
What do you do with the plastic bag when you're done? Use it as a condom? Holy shit! Hahaha
>>679373781
>>679373917
>>679374036
This is amazing.
>>679374355
I live in Texas
>>679369089
This just makes me very happy.
>>679374776
Fucking lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEZ26kMNRzU
>>679375026
Plz mods mods mods
>>679375303
why don't you report the image if you're so worries rather than writing words that do nothing
fucking fagoot, writings mods doesn't magically summon them
>>679375408
>>679374523
What? Do you piss in plastic bags too? Hahaha
Everything's bigger in Texas! I didn't know they had a Texas in Canada! Small world!
Just don't mix up your milk with your pickle or condom bags, alright, bro?? Hahaha Holy Shit!
>>679375499
I hope you don't talk like you type.
>>679375468
what's best is that Gandolf didn't even say this in the movie, it was the King of Rohan
>>679374776
>Didn't lose the entire thread
>This old gem still got me
Gosh, Melissa. Whatever happened to you? All i know is i'd cream that loose vag any day of the darn.
>>679368679
How would her parents know if she needed glasses? I'm genuinely curious.
>>679375752
Its only for da swag
>>679375752
They put a dick in front of her and if she grabs it, they know she's cockeyed...
>>679375752
its simple, she's a hipster
>>679373781
Am I the only one seeing a smilong face in the thumbnail ?
>>679369089
you go granddad, cunt punt that bitch
>>679376009
You should be ashamed
>>679375653
I hope you don't eat everything out of plastic bags! Hahaha For real, nigga! What the fuck!
>>679375499
Congrats, your replies are giving me cancer.
>>679375752
They don't. The mother just likes to dress up her little abominations in these ridiculous outfits and blasts it all over her shitty blog in order to distract her from the fact that she's unable to produce viable offspring and will die an old shrew. Oh she also tries to make money off them by dressing them up in handmade outfits she sells online. Modern parenting. At least in yesteryear these things would have been euthanized.
Never go full pajeet
>>679376180
Shame left town the first time I browsed /b/
>>679375752
It wouldn't even matter.
These kids might have the greatest eyesight in the animal kingdom but their brains don't register anything.
How can people be this upset over text?
>>679376591
Son of a bitch
>>679376591
Is this some kind of inside joke?
>>679375026
Gross dude!
>>679364926
flipeeeeeeerrr boyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkthvGOeKJc
>>679376735
kek
>>679376912
The game is oldfag meme
>>679376735
this is wonderful
>>679375026
How are people even into animal porn? That's fucked!
>>679376660
>when you read dick at first glance
Maybe I should start seeing a psychologist.
>>679377041
thanks newfag
>>679367515
>Damn she thicc as hell
>>679377124
You don't need therapy you need suicide
>>679376912
>>679377041
Get the hell off /b/
>>679375653
He gives people free cancer
>>679377138
Not my fault you haven't been here that long
>>679376735
Top kek
>>679373128
A vape pen next to a dildo..... Kek
>>679365824
kek
>>679371924
You must not be American>>679377281
Lol ok fan I'm just gonna give it up cuz some newfie tells me to
>>679375170
Why did you blank out the country anon?
>>679377274
>you need suicide
True but that way I'd miss out on all the fun.
>>679365624
That comment.......Better than the pic!!!
>>679376660
>>679377124
See? This is why you gay, boy! Hahaha For real! You eat dicks out of baggies too, fuckboy? My god, there is no saving my sides today! Holy shit!
>>679377109
delete this
>>679372871
fuck, kek
looks like ainsleys
>>679376591
Well fucking played.
>>679369089
why are her boobs hanging out? is this america? wunderbar!
>>679378017
1/10 troll. Stop taking this retarded faggot b8. Move on
>>679378017
>You eat dicks out of baggies too, fuckboy?
I only eat my dicks unzipped.
Also you forgot the shiiieeeeet at the end.
>>679378215
The only one that's baiting is you, champ! Into a baggie! Haha Holy shit to be honest, family! I literally cannot laugh any harder than I am. Best thread all year!
Oh Canada!
>>679372871
Lost xD
>>679374694
The new fans could never understand
Thanks, Lori
>>679378215
I don't think anybody is taking his b8 or getting worked up by this dumbass
>>679378568
you are the newest of the faggots
>>679376735
lost
>>679376912
even i know about the game so get the hell of /b/
>>679377662
What did this kid ever turn out to be? Is he even still alive?
>>679366788
>punch face and commander defeat
>>679364926
hello son
>>679374776
Top kek
>>679378536
Are your finger sticky after unziping the crazy D ?
>>679372599
Kek
>>679379155
It sure gives me a gold experience.
>>679376591
fuck you lol i just lost. Havent seen thath in a while sup /b/ tard
>>679377109
>my grandmother died when she was only 6 years old
Oh my fucking god my sides
>>679377492
what the fuck?
>>679377109
>my grandmother died in the holocaust
>she was only 6 years old
did she fuck with his grandfather when she was 6 or younger?
>>679379732
Fox has head stuck in jar thing. Man pulls jar off. OP reverses footage. People think it's totes insane.
>>679378726
Been here all summer, fam! Hahaha
>>679373128
UUUUGHHHHHHHHH FUCKING NOPE
>>679378881
Ive seen a gif of him as a.man doing the same thing to his gif of his kid self
>>679377109
>>679378059
hello /pol/!
how's mental illness
sincerely, a dhde white male that could be a card carrying jew tomorrow! ;3
>>679380067
>Facebook.jpg
>>679379991
it was different back then girls got their period at 4 and full time jobs at 6 they usually died around 13 or 14 from bad teeth or a fever
>>679364926
>>679380287
Found the kike
>>679380368
oh okay i apparently need to study more history because i didnt know that
>>679378880
#triggered
>>679379732
its in reverse, newfag.
>>679380599
get on it it's never too late to get some educate
>>679380174
sorry Anon if I'm late. am at work.
>>679380762
well here in switzerland we have the BEST education
>>679377492
Jar on the head gave him ability to walk backwards. How nice of this man to give a fox such a upgrade
>>679380577
yep! (kinda)
also, found the guy who's gonna live a hard life!
>>679379466
My nigga
>>679380352
stockimage.png
:^)
>>679374069
fucking lost hard XD
>>679367983
how is this even remotely funny?
>>679381168
Is that what you use on your dick when you jack it into a plastic baggie, fuckboy? Haha! I am so glad I found this thread!
>>679369089
It was from a porn video called Extreme Public Pissing or something like that. That's why her boobs are out. The dude wasn't part of the video. He just interrupted the porn.
Source: I have a piss fetish.
>>679380943
not that good if you didn't know that period thing. take that switzerlandians
>>679368852
the image made me remember of nekopara
never forgetti
>>679381322
i doubt it's legal to urinate with your tits out in public
you tell me, since you're an expert
>>679381148
>america≠u.s.a.
>>679381360
well i OBVIOUSLY missed that because i skipped 3rd class because im swiss and most swiss people are smart (and rich)
>>679375499
We do have a Texas in Canada. We call it Alberta.
>>679381702
>What is North America
>What is United States of America
That's like getting upset about someone from Britain for saying they're from the UK.
>UK ≠ Britain
>>679364926
Good lord the grammar on these pics are terrible.
What kind of ghetto fabulous moron writes this?
>>679374300
Haha this ones the best banana edit.
>>679381702
>implying we dont own the whole continent
Oc from just now
>>679367515
Pff she ain't even that thicc
give me more jimmy rustling!
>>679374694
Thanks, Lori.
>>679366788
10/10 I'm crying.
>>679366275
kek this one always gets me
>>679381127
It wouldn't have been that hard to find. All you had to do was look in a mirror
>>679382434
Except then niggers
>>679382518
2005 vintage burn
>679380287
>not even going to give you a (You)
How's your moms basement? Thinking of getting a job soon since you dropped out of school?
>>679381702
>>679382155
your "country" doesn't have a name and there's not one law saying that english or "american" has to be spoken everywhere. USA is just a concept of manipulating people. moving to europe, best decision of my life.
>>679376735
-grabs by the throat-
>>679381300
Wow, you really are a moron to assume I am any of the posters talking about pickles while you go to be a moron to people for no reason. And what would you know about dicks, besides being one to make up for your lack of one.
>>679382666
Thanks, Satan. I'm glad we have your support on the matter.
>>679382728
>Implying someone gives a shit
>>679382728
is there any country that isnt trying to take away privacy from individuals and especially companies? im getting sick of just sitting here waiting for the ball to drop
>>679382666
Nice
>>679383318
lol is /b/ more Islamic than it is patriotic nowadays?
>so that's why I left
>>679383020
i personally love austria, germany and especially the netherlands. best places on earth, if you're white.
>>679383523
>is /b/ more Islamic than it is patriotic nowadays?
It would explain why /b/ is so anti Trump
>>679383607
was thinking of austria, but i am a black/white mix so despite my skin being white i do get identified from time to time. nbd though if you dont go outside right?
>>679383607
not the same anon, but if I am latin what to do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>679383327
lost
>>679383607
WHAT ABOUT SWITZERLAND?
>>679384023
got 3 more
>>679384230
kek keep going
>>679384261
How the....
>>679384069
>feminism
>>679384339
last one
>>679384261
I posted this, and how/why that thumbnail is like that compared to the actual gif, I don't know...but it makes me happy.
>>679372655
so wait how do you turn the three around?
>>679384522
Ever hear of Google?
>>679372742
Got your funny looking nigger
>>679384466
ty bro ty
>>679384651
The number? It's spelled googol
>>679383863
>>679383965
being white just gets you a nicer start into a new life, like easier job finding or getting that flat before any "shitskin". not a problem in daily life. if you're willing to learn dutch, start there. you can always move down south, i don't recommend switzerland though.
>>679368512
your nuts look different? wow, what a fag
get a load of this nutless lil bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_y5OQfCZY&feature=youtu.be&t=11m
>>679369432
poor rendition of the "nobody will ever believe you" original
>>679384196
switzerland is a piece of shit country. they're even worse human beings than USAans. even californians aren't such huge assholes. fuck switzerland!
>>679377109
>hitler failed. so will the jews.
keking my ass off
>>679369625
She fat, but the pussy look good
>>679384651
PLEASE TELL ME GOOGLE TURNS UP NOTHING I SWEAR
>>679382686
i believe my son had that same shirt when he was 6/7. lol
>>679366275
fuck you I woke my roomie
>>679385115
tell me, why?
>>679384007
did she died?
>>679372655
ε>
Btw uneducatedfags it's epsilon the Greek letter
>>679383741
whats the sauce on this?
>>679384123
WHERES MY SUPER SUIT
>>679384466
That was some good shit mang.
I like the ones with your face more. That way I can masturbate to your image as I laugh.
>>679384717
switzerland is the best land in the whole world
>>679385382
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=backwards+text&l=1
>>679384651
I only use AskJeeves, so no
>>679375170
>tfw in this thread
sup /pol/tard
