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>>679365038
i fucking have blacks but i would give a hit and go to his party.

crippling feels ITT

This is too relateable

>>679365231
There's seriously no dudes trying to hit that who went?

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Birthday in 14 days incoming. I know, faggot. I'm not even a fat hideous neckbeard tho. But I became immune, once you get used to it it becomes normal routine

Also, for any depressed faggots around here: do a lot of drugs. Really. Life is shit, might as well enjoy it before you fuck off to oblivion

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>>679365510

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>spend birthday alone
>want to take birthday picture for social media
>buy smallest cake at grocery store
>set timer on camera
>run to pick up angry cat
>smile
>try to look as natural as possible
>flash
>die inside a little more

>>679365231
she´s cute men...

>>679365462
You like a slave owner?

>>679364868
From a psycological standpoint.. why are images of this nature all so feelsy.

>>679365038
always gets me. feel sorry for that man.

>>679365820
Do drugs and make it worse.

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>be basement dweller
>parents know you like anime
>throw you the anime themed birthday they think you've always wanted

>yfw

>>679365820
It's true you just get used too it.
Indeed drugs will help you as long as you can afford them.

>>679365038
fuck...

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this thread's depressing

I don't even mention my birthday anymore.

I had a 20th birthday like these pictures. All of my friends were at coachella and I couldn't go for some reason.

It has gotten better since. It was actually better before, and then got good again. It was still a shitty birthday though.

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>>679366477

dubs of depression

>>679366327
Way to rub it in, Mom...

>>679364868
Cool candles, though.

>>679366111
Worse than what nig ? Living alone in crippling depression ? Just stay away from the hard stuff that will really fuck you up like heroin or meth etc

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>>679365038
You can't post that without the follow-up.

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To all the 20 sonethings going through the same shit.
Do.
Not.
Be.
A.
Fucking.
NEET.

It's not worth it.

Take revenge on life for making it fucking miserable for you. Take whatever last essense of impetus you find on this piece of rock called Earth to push yourself forward.

You alone have the power to make or break this in the end. So grab life by the balls and make it your bitch.

>>679366327
Fuck those parents must have a special kinda hate for their son

>>679366706

Don't listen to this guy because he doesn't know his shit.

Hard? Soft? Seriously they are just molecules.

>>679366703

i can just imagine how the conversation with the cake decorator went

>"So what is your son like? What are his hobbies? What does he like to do?"

>"Well..."

>>679364868
i respect these guys. Dont ask why they re alone. i know what its like. im not alone.

>>679365594
Just why...

>>679366710
How do you know it's his birthday?

>>679365820
Yes coke and weed have a certain way of making me very happy

>>679366192

is that some kind of muslim pedobear shirt?

How do I stop feeling this feel?
I must become immune to all feels.

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>>679366847

NEET... not even once.

>>679366327
That's not depressing. Well lit and organised home, parents (or maybe even friends..) that care. At 17 you've still got your whole life ahead of you!

>>679367126

looks to be

topkek

>>679366847
>NEET
What is the problem with being NEET? I'm going to do some training in a few years, but I will never do more than a part-time job. Not worth it.

I don't need a car, I don't need luxury, I'm happy with my PC a comfy home and hopefully soon someone beloved.
>21 btw

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erryday

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spot the hidden message

>>679366192
>tfw u actually reach wizardry

>>679367181
>>679367390
Hopefully that 33 year will return to me, so we can live the way of NEET together.

>>679366414

gotta love the bread on the counter. levels of fucks given: 0

>>679367580
>no

>>679367027

cause mommy loves her special guy. he's been getting bullied at school and a nice birthday will make him feel better.

at least that's the thought process. too bad it actually makes things worse.

>>679367149
Try being an executive director of your emotional experience, instead of just letting it toss you around. I know it's hard to imagine, but you can choose.

I learned that as a kid after some very severe and protracted abuse. People have more control than they think, but they have to wake up, first.

>>679365038
Story of my life. Same age and everything. No cake, though.

>>679366902
Only a non drug user would say that weed and heroin are the same and "they are just molecules"

...>they are just molecules
sweet god, kill yourself

>>679365231
people who are really attractive are routinely lonely, especially the hottest girls.

This is because they are so good looking that they're intimidating to approach and most guys won't.

She's not THAT attractive but given the theme we have going here, I feel like she's probably a 12/10 for her hick ass town.

>>679367692

is something wrong with bread on the counter? my family does that. should i start judging them?

>>679365938
nailed it

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>>679368046
nutshell

>>679366902
Dude, you know, talking about shit you don't know anything about only makes you look like a dumbass.

>>679364868
Unless you make it better

>>679365977
it should be HATE my negro, i did mistake.

>>679365594
Is this Dillon the hacker

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ooh shit yall some bum ass niggas yall crackin me up fr yall needa catch some sunlight and stop usin yall tears as lubes wooho shit yall funny

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wagekek birthday

Need to say, been there.
Fuck.

>>679364868
>>679364868

>20

I would kill myself if I ended up that way

>>679364905
the saddest thing about this one is that the fat guy in the background, whoever he is, isnt even bothering to come out there.

>>679365938
It could be worse.
You could be shopping in MLP "friends"

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>>679367149
>>679367873
Tolle and Buddha agrees with you mate.

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>tfw you believed the canadian blowup doll imageboard when someone said "it's becoming more accepted all the time"

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>>679364868
i used to fuck that mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

>>679368492

>"he's your faggot son, Melinda. I'm not coming out there."

>>679368470
This is as good as it gets.
You lose the ability to give a fuck.
maybe you will become like me and drugs is your only way out as you wreck your life whilst you don't even give a fuck.

>>679368470
I wish I could reach that stage. I'm still in needy and hopeful mode.

I probably have a picture of me like these somewhere.

I know that I had spend a birthday out of town away from my friends and basically this happened.

Had my mom and that was about it, my own cake, a few decorations. No one actually gave a shit.

It was lonely as fuck but at least I actually had friends somewhere. I think it was my 16 or 17 birthday

Just shut the fuck up. You faggots don't know what it's like to be a jew in a concentration camp, or get diagnosed with cancer, or lose all your loved ones, or be drafted into war. Your all teary eyed and making yourselfs victims because your too ugly to get pussy and noone wants to be your friend? Just shut the FUCK up!

>>679365938
fuck, got me

>>679368611
this pasta is already stale

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not amused with your cake

>>679368879
because people have suffered worse are you not allowed to suffer as well?

>>679365038
first time i ever felt for a black

>>679368879
This

>>679368935
Looks like the creepy dude from It's Always Sunny.

>>679368758
Kek

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>>679369057
>>679365038

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>>679368322
Go back to your cotton field subhuman nigger.

>>679369042
>newfag

>>679369157
He has a sonic the hedgehog shirt.
Of course he looks creepy.

>>679368492
He probably can't get up

>>679369439
not fair
girls like being alone

>>679369439
You know she just had cupcakes with her parents and then rushed off to Bobby's for a drug-fueled birthday orgy with him and all her girlfriends.

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>>679368377
At least take off the paper wraps around the sandwiches before putting it on a plate

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>>679369629
Nah man, that keeps 'em fresh and intact. Subway sandwiches are a mess when you unwrap them, it's like defusing a bomb.

>>679369643
this one got me. fuck

>>679368935
here it is, everyone.

the face of autism.

>>679369606
that's quite the imagination bruh

>>679369643
>Those dogs faces

Fuckin kek

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>>679365231
>>679367943

actually she got fucked by chad later

>>679369990
>we may be dogs but even we know this is unhealthy

>>679367328
not with a vaio tho

>>679369643
>the fuck we doin' momma?

lol

>>679364868
OP is correct. it doesnt get better. give up hope, faggots.

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>>679369492
>tfw you could've picked a better waifu

>>679369643
Those dogs have the thousand yard stare

>>679368470
I pretty much got there. There is nothing more for me. But the thing is: once you reach that stage, why keep living at all?

>>679369643

those napkins + tablecloth

>>679369672
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>>679368611
if you're the faggot who makes these videos I want you to know I was your fifth subscriber and want a special shoutout in your next video

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>>679370401
See, I envy you anon. When you're an asshole, you can get what you want and not have to worry about feelings and all that shit. I'm a total pushover, because I still believe there is a dash of hope for my life to get better, and so everything still matters. And I can't shake it.

>>679367506
this one hurts me physically

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>>679369439
i know this girl, she is from Toronto Ontario Canada.
lmfao she is a fucking gold digger. i have her cell and her social media as well.

/b/ros let me know if you want info, she acts all nice just so you can buy her things and P.S she does not suck cock. lmfao. let me know /b/ros

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at least their parents love them

>>679370748
>I'm totally ok with my life
>if girls don't get me that's their loss
>I got my best friend even though he spends most of his time with his gf
>I'll find the right one, one day
>one day
>I go against the grain, and that's cool
>today is a good day
>I think I won't attempt suicide later

>>679370748
I know that face. It's the "It's ok, mom, I'm happy, you don't have to do all this, I'm ok, thanks so much, let me struggle to keep a smile without my face twitching"

>>679368470
thats me. I hate everything

>>679364905
Is that a male or female?

>>679369643
Those two are on the brink of sobbing uncontrollably

>>679371172
pussy

>>679371091
happy birthday , puppers

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>>679371120
I love you, anon.

>>679371091
happy birthday, puppers

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>>679371113
Show us pictures pls

>>679371091
>>679369643
But they're really not sad. That's not a sad look, it's a plain and laid back pensive look, like "What's going on, mom/dad? What are we doing?"

>>679371091
Happy birthday, puppers

>>679370831
>I envy you anon
Don't. Trust me, don't. If you have hope there's still a chance for you to get out. Not for me anymore.

My last birthday my only friend (who no longer speaks to me) was too busy dog sitting to hang out. The only happy birthday I got was from my parents joint Facebook account. Woo.

I'll never forget my 19th.
My grandparents got me a cake and sung happy birthday.
No job, no friends but they were there. This thread is kneeing me in the feels.

>>679371447
at least they're clothed

>>679366825
Fuck. Happy feels right there

>>679370748

i too enjoy some bottled poop with my finger foods

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Dont worry faggots it gets better
>be me
>beta as fuck in high school
>no friends and no way in hell im getting a gf
>basically spent high school alone and focusing on grades
>college i start to workout and try to get my social life together
>high school has taught me not to give a fuck
>go up to girl ive been staring at for the past couple months
>start conversation and straightup ask if she wants to be my girl
>she says yes
>excitement/10
>lose virginity
>fall in love
>get a good job
>a year later still loving life and loving her

currently juggling the gym, my job, college, and my gf and with spare time i still come back to here
don't worry bros, i didnt lose hope, and as long as you dont youll be fine, im here for u bros

>>679365594
What the fuck is with the cauldron of cheetos

>>679367715
>nomnomnom

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I'm going to die sad and alone.

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>>679368217

they never will, they don't care,

they will never understand the honor of a good struggle before the end,

and that chris meloni was right, a good death is it's own reward.

>>679371361
i do not have any nudes, i fucked her one night when i went to a bar , i do not speak with her any more. her first name is Claudia , She is from italy. but her mom is brazilian , she has a fucking nice ass and she is only 5.5' .... her hair is dyed blond from the last time i had seen her. and she is dating some guy from woodbridge.

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>tfw when all you have left in life in ur melons

>>679371447

newly wed couple living abroad yet poor as they come. they improvised this xmas so the guy could update his blog with some of that hot 1997 .jpg multimedia to keep his friends and family updated on their adventures

>>679371700
Lost hope, dropped out of high school years ago because IDGAF. Now I'm a NEET and I see no reasons to do anything about it...

>>679371522
Nothing like stewed tomatoes on your birthday.

>>679366909

>>679365080

He shouldn't be sad. I have the same tie. Bitches love it.

>>679368935
God I hate the McPoyles!

>>679364868
You thought it was good begin with?

>>679366327
wow this is just sad... Gaming on a laptop...

>>679372131

dat sweet bed bath & beyond coupon tho

>>679371091
happy birthday, puppers

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Shit... You guys, lol. My girlfriend is huge on birthdays. Like it was some family tradition shit from her broken-ass home and crazy single mom.

Meanwhile I don't even think twice about my birthday, and I have to think about it and do the math every time someone asks me how old I am.

Well, my first birthday after we started going steady, she makes me this big elaborate day long birthday, with dinner and cake and everything, and don't get me wrong, it was nice, but I felt like I had to pretend to be really into it, since that's what she was thinking and expecting. Shit's exhausting... but you don't want to be rude when someone is doing something nice. I can appreciate the thought, at least.

There's more than one facet to these polyhedrons.

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>>679371991
>tfw all you need in life is melons

>>679371522
porco dio piango

Man...this thread...it reminds me when i was 14,16,18,20...almost no friends, only family members, one with heart backed cake from my mother and a candle and mostly no presents(cause no money)...sad days. My birthday is in 3 weeks, although i have now a lot of friends and a girlfriend i dont want to party, i just want to be with my family and have a cake with one candle, like every time. I hate my birthday because it reminds me of my teenage years which i never enjoyed, which were sad and lost time. I know that there are a lot of lonely minors on 4chan, especially on b. I just tell you something, go out, chat up with people and girls, enjoy the weather and the nature, dont waste your teenage years, because they will never come back, never. If someone wants to know how handled it, i will tell him. Love you guys.

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>>679372285
This is just sad.

>>679372411
Reminds me of seventh grade when I got bullied by a girl

>>679372285
hahahahaa

>>679365038
Aw. I'd go poor baby

>>679364868
The worst thing about it is the fact that she's using ghost candles
She cared so little, that she didn't even bother to get some new candles

>>679364868
>>679364905
>>679365038
>>679365080
>>679365594
>>679367580

I would be glad to be a friend of any of them.
(yes, even the nigger)

>>679372645
Tell me how, /b/ro. I have no idea. And I already wasted all my teenage years. I'm well beyond that.

>>679372645
I almost cry...

>>679366055
Empathy for the lonely. Congrats on not being a total psycho

>>679364868
haven't had a birthday cake/presents/christmas presents or anything in years and don't miss it much...

>>679371091
Happy birthday puppers!

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>>679372640
what an inconveniently placed tv

>>679368879
No one is making themselves victims here I don't even know what you're talking about.

>>679371091
happy birthday puppers

>>679371522
>american "cake"

>>679373161
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Ok, I will take a picture of my 30th birthday that coming soon and post it on /b/.

>>679371447
theres a story that goes with this, something about visiting their mother in the hospital

>>679372640
Just...what

>>679373029
cared enough to make the damn cake. fuck the candles

>>679372285
I've been there, but why bother if you're not having fun? I kept a camera on me for those special occasions when I had my hands free at one of these parties, hehehe. It's easy to have fun, you just have to get yours, and do what YOU like, and drop the crazy expectations that rely on other people liking you.

>>679372119
trust me bro, if you start going out there and doing things like getting a job and talking to people, your gonna feel ten times better at night

>>679373209
You're making this even sadder.

>>679372640
Check out lonely private pyle in the back rofl

>>679371940
You're not alone. You'll always have us.

>>679373452
Indeed.
At least give him a consolation blowjob.

I need more pictures of sad people looking at their birthday cakes

I need to fill my folder

>>679368377
I got a foot long for those two dirty old crows skulking in the background.

>>679373161
>I hope they leave me alone

Not all of these have to be sad, guys. I bet some of these people adore their solitude, indeed even crave it.

>>679372844
bullied? how so?

>>679371940
i can relate to this shit it was my b day like a week ago :'(

>>679372411
his face is smiling but he's going to go home later and cry

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>>679365207
That is a group home. This person is very poor and maybe retarded.

>>679371964
pics or didn't happen

>>679373445
i just can't do this. i go out for lonely walks, or more often I just drive alone. Where the hell am i suppeosed to go? I never got this whole "go out and meet people". Where? how?

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>>679369439
That poor dog is on fire

>>679366055
Super simple. You take something that we've been conditioned to see as happy, and you remove all the happy connotations. So you know it's a thing that should be happy but it's blatantly shown without the happy factors.

>>679373611
I got bullied and beat up by a girl everyday but couldnt do anything because she was a girl...eventually she moved away and someone else started picking on me

>>679373609
>and that's why he shot up a church

>>679373209
Hey skin is so nasty looking

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>>679373452

>>679373607
"nirmal" in the general term it is not though... humans are a species that builds up on social interactions. only depressions and other diesabilities cause such behavior, in my oppinion

>>679369994
figures

>>679373929
Her, fuck I can't type

>>679371502
its ok mate, if you ever want to do anything in life, just fucking do it and dont care about the consequences or others, you just do what you need to.

We are deliberately pushed into this over connected and fake socialised existence with social media, dont let it think youre missing out on anything. Maybe go somewhere new for a fresh start. Only you can change it.

>>679371940
his family threw him a party and got him a cake and all he could do is sit there thanklessly criticizing the cake, taking their behavior personally and sulking like a little bitch.

...i miss my mom and my dad, guys.....

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my 20th birthday is in 3 days

i quit job 3 days ago
dont have any friends or a girlfriend to invite
only family will be invited

> sigh

>>679372300
>be me
>wake up on the floor at 4 am
>look at phone
>3 missed calls from dad
>call back
>he takes off and whishes me a happy birthday
>realize its my birthday
>tear rolls down my face as i realize what my life has become
>smoke a full pac of cigs in 2 h

>>679371940
Holy fuck. I fucking admire this guy for smiling in this situation.

>>679373828
you could've honked her tits or grabbed her ass. get something out of it idk..

>>679373931
just fucking hate for that whore,who does she think she is? she's not even that good

>>679374058
Hopefully at least your family does go.

I've been alone all 18 years of my life.

I remember I had a girlfriend.

Daddy forced me to end it

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>>679374018

>>679374018
>dat lazy eye

can we please post more of these pictures. My 21st is on the 20th I'm going to try to take a picture like the theme of this thread as OC even though I'll be getting fucking hammered at a bar with many friends later.

>>679368779
Me too, /b/ro. I think it just means that we still haven't given up inside.

>>679374018
>average eastern european /b/tard

>>679373607
keep telling that urself mate

>>679367181

29 and not far off from that description. I at least help out around here and interact, though. Still need to get my shit together though.

>>679374058
I fell you. At least we have our community of losers. I hope you're birthday will be nice anyways.

>>679373746
get a job and make friends with your coworkers and maybe some customers, two birds with one stone
you just have to put in some effort and believe in yourself even that sounds gay its true

>>679374281
>soon

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This thread...

>>679366847
love it. LOVE THIS PIC. I'm bout to spread the internet with it. Self Pity. Absolutely atrocious

>>679371091
happy birthday puppers

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>>679374160

yeah.

yeah...

>>679373828
It's in the past so there's nothing you can do now, but really, m8, most bullies pick on easy prey. You have to show them you're not what they think.

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't have to be anything overt if you're not physically strong or fast, but you can't be afraid of subterfuge and subversion when you're the underdog. Everyone is weak and vulnerable at various points in the day and night in different situations and settings. Even the toughest motherfuckers around. Trust me.

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How about everyone in this thread just rents a house together and we all be the best friends?

>>679374272
Story?

>>679374428
Are those lesbos in the middle?