Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
Damn it
Breasts.
Tenryuu claimed
>i really liked some of those guro pics
Best type moon claimed
CLAIMED
>>679359203
Good to hear, at least one of us is doing well
>>679359391
Oh hell no this boss clones himself at half health and spam magic
I am posting from my phone, there was no chance.
>>679359063
Ya, don't forget... the poison swamp. I hate it...
Oh, I use a curved greatsword... not abyss greatsword but exile greatsword. Pretty neat thing.
Chara claimed
Best German CV claimed
>>679358488
How have you been?
>tight hugs
Okay applied the stuff.
>tfw the cut is small enough to apply a bandaid
>>679359391
Good now that the wound is healed and cleaned.
>i need a hug
Wriggle claim. Anybody getting pumped for Uku-le le this october?
sachi claim
>>679359638
>Ya, don't forget... the poison swamp. I hate it...
Being an invader there was fun though.
>>679359186
It spikes my curiosity...
>Hamakaze claimed
>>679359559
What's wrong?
>>679359666
>hugs
Claimed.
What instrument would you most like to learn that you don't already know?
Finally home
>>679359753
Its time
>>679359666
I've been fine, Satan
Just playing Dark Souls 3 and generally just kinda.. goofing around I guess
>checkd dem trips
>>679359777
>nice trips
I can't play online. My internet is shit. I've gotta do everything offline
>>679359666
>Satanic trips
The Prince of Darkness likes that you take care of your wounds.
If you can, disinfect it daily for a few days until it's closed
>You'l have to change the bandaid, of course, it's not healthy to keep it there for too long
>>679359434
HOW?
>>679359559
Sounds like shit. Aside the game how are you irl?
>>679359666
>hugs Satan prinz
>>679359875
Piano or the drums
>>679359638
Poison swamps is always a hated thing in souls lmao its like they purposely made it so we hate it
>>679359837
Cant git gud
>>679359881
claw time?
>>679359995
Oh that, I'm real reall good. This game despite tearing me a new butthole, has put me in a good mood
il Duce claimed.
>>679359875
Drums!
I started a while back but had to move and couldn't take my set with me
>>679360080
Always
>>679359837
>warm, still successful hugs
Feeling any better?
>>679359891
Lucky bastard. I want DS3 so bad
>>679359968
Yeah. I'll change the bandaid in a few. Thanks for the advice Emi
>warm hugs <3
>>679359995
>hugs back
I love hugs
>>679359875
Of course the piano
I always wanted to know how to play it but I had neither the time nor the money
>>679360134
shouldn't that be duchesita or something
>>679359875
Violin, I'm terrible with my hands so can't do any instrument harder than the flute.
>>679359891
>I can't play online. My internet is shit. I've gotta do everything offline
That's too bad, I actually really like the pvp in this even if it's a bit happy with the r1 spam.
>>679359816
What? It's just something unusual, and I definetly don't like every form of guro. But i really like the forms of guro that i like. Torture is ok too.
Satou claimed
Holo Claimed
>>679357212
Don't make these mistakes again..
>>679357635
Ist noch ein Zweiter bei mir gefallen, aber da weiß ich die Details nicht.
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>679360006
rip :^(
>>679359875
Drums, probably.
>>679360235
>~15 hours of sleep
I'm feeling a lot better.
>>679360006
I know right? It's really pissing me off... I'm glad I'm at the boss now. I might try to farm all the equipment off the dark knight... or do they only drop one time?
>>679360235
come over to me, I'll let you play it!
>and then we'll do lewd things together fufufu
>>679360377
I like co-op games more. It's funnier together and consequently easier. But yeah, I'd like to try PVP out too
>>679359875
Violin.
I already know Guitar, Drums, Piano, Bass and Saxo, so Violin would be cool.
>>679360097
The game is so frustrating, it leaves a good feel?
>>679360235
You know what's better than hugs?
Pic
>>679360447
>>679360448
Welcome
>>679360235
You're welcome! I want you to stay healthy!
>warm hugs
>>679359875
Piano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck
What up, peeps?
>>679360621
Here have an Ananas.
>>679360502
I'm guessing it's like dark souls, it can drop all the gear he wears, so for that one the greatsword, armor and shield. I got chest armor and shield from him.
>>679359875
Is mayonaise an instrument? If not, then i'd like to learn the trombone. I can already play the trumpet, so it wouldn't be that difficult
>>679360722
Notin much
>>679360506
Damn. Nice range there.
I'd probably like to learn bass or maybe dobro.
Also lots of would-be drummers here.
>renge
>>679360344
Well from what i remember she is heavily influenced by Benito Mussolini so I just went with il Duce.
>>679359875
Piano.
>>679360381
>I really like the forms of guro that i like
Yeah no shit sherlock
>>679360485
Good to hear! I ate some shrimp Ramen today. I regret telling you to eat some
>>679360502
Really, hell yeah!
>Oh? Like what~
>>679360620
No shower
;-;
>>679360636
I wonder if I can run tomorrow with it being on my foot
>>679360502
Yeah you can farm it, I've gotten the entire set and BKUGS
>>679360620
So bad yet sooo good
Rory claimed. Still best demigod
>>679359875
I would say guitar. I used to know how to play it and it would be good to relearn it.
>>679360722
Nothing much just random stuff
>>679360722
Yo
>>679360849
I thought I was going to die...
>>679359666
Satanic trips.... Just how my own adventure began
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
Hey guys, taking a break from Nichijou
>>679360849
>I wonder if I can run tomorrow with it being on my foot
No. Consider this doctor's advice
>>679360795
I also got the chest armor from him. He's surprisingly easy tough. In Dark Souls 1 he was much much harder to fuck up.
>Probably cuz he was at the beginning.
>>679360849
Yeah, no problem! I just... have to clean my room...
>Like... grabbing your butt and touching you inapropriate
>>679360970
awesome. Guess he's gonna die a thousand deaths then!
>I mean he has nice elemental resistance and the armor is lighter than lothrics armor...
>>679361106
Better luck next time
>tfw you leave your dumplings in the pan for too long and they burn on one side
>>679361106
Just a bit off
How have you been doing ?
>>679361106
Shiiiiiet
You'll get them.
>>679361106
Fecksake
>>679360381
I like the one where they get their limbs cut off for some reason.
>>679361224
If it's brown it's cooked, if it's black is fucked
>>679361055
Oh you cheeky fgt, I like you anon
mayk ftw
m=most
a=awesome
y=yong
k=killer
>>679361174
Mugi looks like a chipmunk.
>>679361223
I dunno how long it took me to get the full set but yeah, plenty of deaths
>>679360760
Thank you, Tats.
Hope you have a great day.
>>679361224
Hm?
>>679360722
Not much.
>>679361106
You will get em one day Anon, one day.
>>679361098
I did too
>I'm so sorry
>>679361106
Not today pal.
>>679361211
Okay!
>>679361223
No problem!
>Oh, that's definitely a good deal.
>get telegram, we'll discuss more there
>my username @prinzanon
>pm me once you make it
>>679360820
>>679361085
>>679361098
I'm thinking about watching something I haven't seen before.
Not sure what yet, as I've seen a lot of what interests me.
Everyone doing alright?
>>679361262
Despite the disturbing lack of trips, fine and dandy.
What about your fine self?
>>679361263
I do hope so anon
With all my heart
>>679361385
Blackened dumplings. They look like I took a diseased dump in the pan, as if I had intestinal bleeding.
>>679360381
>>679361370
my niggas
>>679360849
Shower time
>>679360970
Fuck I cant wait for the semester to be over
>>679361106
HAHA
>>679361174
See you later homie
>>679361385
>if it's black is fucked
Not until the cops show up
>>679361523
No worries. I'll be fine. You take care of yourself now.
>>679361722
No please! Anything but that!
>>679361669
Rip
>>679361759
Kek
>>679361628
Caught something bad and now im sleeping with 39c (102.2F) temperature.
Sleeping and drinking tea the whole time.
>>679361722
Oh, I've been watching it. Came here for a bit, I'll get watching it again later.
>>679361669
Are you my poor victim who I will teach to bake? Someone will have to take this bullet because I refuse to shut up about it.
>>679361370
I prefer either combat deaths and wounds and a unhealthy mix between torture and the removal of limbs, organs and whatsoever.
And don't forget the blood. It's boring without enough blood
>>679361505
I have plenty of weapons to try out too!
>I really have...
>>679361556
one off... uh... okay, telegram, telegram...
will need some time, I gotta make it first i guess
>>679361684
>
>>679361556
It's okay, I'm still alive.
>more my fault than yours
>>679361612
Pretty good.
>hey bby lets meet up n fuk
>heres my telegram
>>679361223
Heavy af tho so level up dat vitality if you wanna fast roll
>>679361722
I'll never know the feel of being in college
>>679362184
I'm going to collect all I can
Usual lurk.
>Homura claimed
>>679362124
I know how to bake. I made some banana bread with some overripe bananas a few weeks ago.
The dumplings only got burned because I heard a crash in the other room and went to investigate. My shelf had fallen, so I fixed it and left the dumplings in too long.
>>679362184
Message app. On mobile and pc
>nobody can see your phone number don't worry
>>679362187
You better be alive!
>Nah i shouldn't have recommended it
>>679362263
Kek
Nah i don't want us to go full lewd in chat if that was the direction it was going. Just making sure I don't get criticized again
Still haven't killed myself.
Post your waifu in a bikini anons.
>>679362263
Send noodz sexy boi.
>>679362351
already got that up pretty much... vitality is 14 and the one where I can fastroll... dunno how that stat is called in english... the one where i can wear heavier stuff... is on 24 or 25
>>679362486
alright, gimme some time
>>679362452
Fug
It will have to be someone else, then
Also that sounds really good
If I had bananas I would do that this weekend
>32 degrees celsius in the afternoon
>16 in the morning
>14 at night
>Every week there is a storm on a random day
What wear and why live?
What are your weathers like?
>>679362544
Keep it up!
>>679362572
Bikini party?
>>679362486
I am.
>>679362896
Bipolar.
>>679362409
Usual being lewd.
><3
>>679362665
Gaining slows is pretty slow at the moment
I need to get 25 faith for lightning blade
>>679363001
Bikini party.
>>679362665
Alright no problem
>>679363001
Good
>more successful hugs
>>679363003
>usual hugs
>>679362896
It's mostly cold, moist and windy. Maybe sometimes the sun in the summer, nearly no snow in the winter. Welcome on the german coasts motherfucker.
>>679363178
I hop in
>>679362572
>>679363204
>usual hugs
ufuFUUUUUUUUUUU
Gonna go off for today.
See you all in hell (or whatever )
>>679363178
>Lets try some
>>679362572
I'm not going to bother replying...
I'm just too busy...
Sorry...
>>679363108
wah, that's pretty much... I wonder if I should put some points on vitality or strength again for the Ultra Great Sword "Greatsword"
>>679361523
I almost want to use namesync now.
>>679363458
don't trip in the shower on your way out
>>679363458
Just die already :^)
>>679363400
>>679363423
>>679363532
>>679363541
Nice bikinis Anons.
>>679363178
Yay
>>679363204
Are you enjoying your new strategy?
>hugs back
>>679363647
Taking every chance i get
>>679362896
Hot all year except half the winter where it ranges from meh to freezing cold. After that, back to 25-30ºC until summer with its 30-40ºC.
>Humidity makes everything worse
>>679363570
No need to be sorry, lovely.
You don't have to reply to a hug.
>>679363438
Hehe~
You sure enjoy those don't you?
>>679363709
Yes it's great!
>>679363675
You too duce :d
>>679363573
Thankfully you dont need faith.. no sure why it was like that in DaS2
>>679363003
Usual tuna circlejerk.
><3<3
>>679359366
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679363892
>>679363675
forgot picture ayy lmao
>>679363458
Bye Syndra Anon.
>>679363892
>>679364033
Thanks Anon.
>Also nice dubs.
They're both sort of my waifu.
I almost want to kill myself now.
>>679363808
I'll be back, I promise...
I'm just very occupied right now...
Don't forget about me in the meantime...
practicing Melee without an actual human is shit :/
>>679363940
what? Faith to use a Ultra Greatsword?
>I believe that I can LIFT THIS FUCKER
Hello! Did we ever think of a name for Galko's gecko?
Fran 1.0, though I'm not sure if the other Fran ever came back
I'll go to get some sleep then. See you guys later and until then: Don't kill yourself without killing ~6 million muslims before. Hitler style.
>>679363709
>I am blind
>>679364191
Why is that Anon?
>>679364279
Bye tenryuu anon.
>>679364191
>almost
Get on my level.
>>679364222
Fran 2.0 hasn't been here for a while
>>679364279
What about 7 million?
>>679364217
in DaS 2 you needed faith to equip black knight weapons
>>679364191
Welcome to the club.
>>679364213
Did you try setting it to jump?
>>679364279
Gute Nacht, mein Führer
>>679364191
Yeah it sucks I'm in a new city and the antenna won't get nbc so I can't watch jeopardy hopefully I can find it online. Don't want to kill myself though.
>>679364279
bye :(
>>679364438
Good thing I skipped that Souls title, huh? I heard it was the worst out of all three of them.
>>679362045
Yikes
Doesn't sound too pleasant
Get well soon mo chara
>>679364440
why would I do that
>>679363828
Good.
>>679364222
Hi Fran
>no name for gecko
>>679364343
Sorry.
>>679364343
Because I have developed chronic back pain and scoliosis, and some anon is impersonating me.
>>679364419
I almost want to get on your level.
>>679364279
Gute Nacht!
>>679361464
>smuglife
>>679362045
Jesus. Go to a doctor dude.
>>679362896
>24 celcius in winter
>gets to -4 in mornings
>only about 5 at night
>windchill is huge
And I ride motorbikes. Its insane.
>>679363178
No bikini. Heres a christmas getup.
>>679364435
Thats what I figured, wonder what happened to him?
>>679364618
Hm, what do we name him?
How do you like the other names though?
>>679364562
It is indeed
Whelp, starving, time to find something to eat
>>679363828
B-baka. I don't enjoy that I enjoy them at all.
>>679363990
I'm gonna raid your tuna warehouse like you raid a military depot.
>>679364211
I will not forget you.
>>679364832
Who knows.
>i can promise that claw wasn't involved in this
>>679364806
You ride bikes? that's super cool
You ride multiple ones though? Why
>>679364655
>chronic back pain
>scoliosis
I feel bad for you Anon.
>>679364806
Still works in my opinion.
>>679364598
You can just fight computers by yourself right?
>Step 1: play three bots
>Step 2: put them on level 10
>Step 3: ???
>Step 4: Profit
>>679364983
Shame, he seemed like he would be fun to talk to
>>679365020
>You don't ride motorbikes five at a time?
Pleb
>>679365020
Only the one. The backup bike is a little.... underpowered.
>>679365084
Quick Google search proves me wrong.
>>679362187
It's good to hear that you're feeling better. From the way it sounds a couple people caught a bug.
So my friend said he defeated Gwyn in one try on DaS1. Is he full of shit?
>>679364655
As far as I know, swimming is pretty good for your back. If your case isn't too severe to exercise, you could try it
>Emi
>>679365135
yeah i can but they aren't very smart and act very robotic if that makes sense
i need to play against an actual human
>>679364655
Sucks, I have back pain and kyphosis as well, a byproduct of my military service ten years ago.
Maybe you should try exercises in correcting the curve of the spine.
>>679364832
I like the other names.
>no idea what to name her
>I'm not good at this
>>679365331
It only took like 15 hours of sleep.
>Galko
>>679365399
Everything can happen
>>679365328
Nice.
>>679365476
Get your Mom to do it
>>679365399
Not really, Gwyn was pretty easy since he could be parried.
>>679365668
kek
>>679365695
Shit nigger he like grabs and shit. Also have bad reflexes
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Make /b/ great again!
>>679365509
Oh great! You're better!
Maybe Sunshine? Its a girl, right?
New bread when?
Fran
>>679365974
/b/ is great
>>679365974
shoo shoo
>Karen