Wanna go out?

>>679321342
Show me dem titties pls <3 :*

>>679321342
9gag is the best webiste ever!!! lol

>>679321438
roll

Why haven't we fucked yet?

never surrender to the gender bender agenda

I think you're kind of a bitch

Why haven't you given me some nude pics yet?

>>679321438
Roll

Do you have a brother?

>>679321639
Roll

>>679321573
Roll

>>679321438
Roll

"If you could fuck one person who would that be and why isn't that person me?"

What would win between a lemur and a gibbon?

BEND ME OVER AND FUCK ME LIKE THE LITTLE SLUT I AM

>>679321639
Roll

>>679321342
What's ur cup size?

Im gonna be dead serious with you, Im in love with you. Every night before I go to bed I sniff the underwear I stole from you 4 months ago. With every huff I can practically taste the lovley skid-mark that you left for me. I cant go a single second without thinking about how I want you to shit inside my asshole and then eat it like ice cream with a spoon. Yes, it sounds impossible but Ive been working on permanantly gaping my asshole so that it looks like I just got fisted. The only downside, I dont know if you noticed, is that I always seem to have shit dribbling down my leg if I dont wear adult diapers. Anyway, Ive never told anybody this because I really belive that we can be together. Maybe someday you could even cut out my sphinctor with a razor blade and break my pelvis bone so I can gape so wide that you could fit your entire head in! I really like you, and I think we could pull this off. You and I. Other people may look at us weird when we smell like shit, but god dammnit if it isnt the most intimate someone can get! Eating shit with you is something I fantasize every night. Every damn night. Ive already masterbaited to all of your facebook photos hundreds of times each and I think Im ready for the real thing now. But, if you dont think we're ready to move to the next stage yet... would you keep this between us?

>>679321438
Roll

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>>679321777
checked

>>679321777
Haven't known her for that long or anything but I'll send it

>>679321777
gg dude

>>679321777
Sweet, you killed it before it ever lived. Nice going

>>679321777
good nnuff?

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Oh shiy

>>679321844
dubs speak the truth

Batman can't be the World's Greatest Detective, Detective Chimp clearly has that role filled already.
I keep seeing stories about this Batman character pop up from time to time on the Internet and about how awesome he is. Like any good comics journalist, I did some research and discovered that Batman might be the lamest character ever created. It's stunning that this lameass character has been featured in multiple movies before much stronger franchises such as Youngblood or Deadpool have really gotten a fair shake at the box office. After a full weekend of in-depth researching, here are the top fifty reasons why Batman's a crappy character.

1) His origin.

If a nine year old billionaire's son watched his parents get gunned down in front of him, you know what would happen? The kid would pay millions in psychiatry bills, blow even more money on coke, marry the first girl he met that didn't give him herpes and end up becoming the silent investor for the Portland Trail Blazers' ownership team. Under no circumstances would he wage a one man war on crime. It's never happened before and it never will.

2) Poorly defined set of powers.

When I think of a bat, I think of three things: flight, radar, blindness. Does Batman possess any of these? Nope. His only power is unlimited money. He can't even talk to bats.

3) His constant child endangerment.

The use of an impressionable adolescent as a body shield for bullets is reckless, dangerous and just plain wrong. Even worse is how cool Batman makes it seem. There are probably millions of children who'd want nothing more than to take a bullet for Batman.

4) His methods are ineffective I.

So you want to clean up your city and have billions of dollars at your disposal. Should you start some rehab centers, soup kitchens, free clinics, low income housing, or other self-funded social programs? Or do you dress up as a rodent and terrorize petty drug dealers?

fuck me

>>679321927
KEK Good shit anon, post reaction

>>679321342
I want to tell you something.. Im gay.. Ive been closeted for so long.. But because of my new black boyfriend i need to start telling people..

I will shit on everything you love and hold dear to you

The panties arnt doing it for me anymore I need some pics

>>679321981
Still hasn't even read it

>>679322052
Reroll

Tits or gtfo

fite me irl you fkn cheeky coont

>>679321927
"hahaha sorry about that my headmate stole my phone (i'm schizophrenic w/ mpd and did) so anyway wanna go out sometime?"

>>679321927
THIS GON BE GOOD

>>679322108
rr

>>679322139
SHES READING IT

>>679321927
Wow, not what I expected to read. That took a complete 360.

what a meme

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Ehh

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Update update update

>>679322294
Oh dude she a bitch, abort

Come on tell me what to say with le dubs

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Wtf

Don't send shit dubs write here anymore

We've got a story rn! Don't let random stuff confuse it.
We will go on with this story!

>>679322294
Do >>679322108

>>679322294
That's a fair enough answer

Send her this pic
>>679322306

can you accept me for me.

>>679322426
Need dubs

>>679322416
Just kidding do you fancy meeting maybe we could grab something to eat and watch a film.

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Wtf she can't possible think tamhat

>>679322541
Rolling

>>679322541
Rilling

>>679322416
Sorry, what I meant to say was that we could split a bowl of ice cream first and then, if you're still into it... You could butt fuck me?

>>679322541
yup roll

Send this "it was my friend who sent this lol xDDD"

>>679322593
So is that a yes?

>>679322593
No how about you come to mine

>>679322593
Shit, that was meant for my sister, not you.

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Lemme just 69 your bunghole and we'll forget this conversation.

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We need some dubs

>>679322541
This

>>679322637
Yep, this will do for the moment.

>>679322755
Since I got dubs I'll chose one

no iam just posting shit they told me to in the 4chan thread

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>>679322637
JK Rolling

>>679322755
well, congratulations then

No it was a joke

oc my love

>>679322790
Don't fuck it for yourself

>>679322755
No. I don't want you to eat it afterwards haha. But how about butt stuff?

>>679322593
No, I also boiled your underwear and put it between an Arby's succulent roast beef sandwich before munching on it like I would your brown cheetos any day of the week.

>>679322593
Im half serious
I dont dream about the shit stuff but it's true that i have masturbated to each of your facebook pics several times
And I dont regret it cause I kinda love you. Like i said!
Oh and the panty stuff... it is true but i dont sniff for your shit stains. I sniff for the scent of the pussy of yours that I want to let squirt next time i lick and finger it!!

Pls love me

>>679322846
roll

>>679322857
Roll

>>679322899
Winrar

>>679322857
Roll for this

>>679322857
roll

>>679322846
rollerino

>>679322899
WINRAR

put your finger in my asshole

Nope it was a joke. Funny right

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Here

"Show me tits and ill show you my monster cock"

>>679322857
Rolling for the fappening

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>>679322899
what a fucking waste

you're obviously 13 if you come up with that reply

GET OFF MY /B/

pls

>>679322857
Roll
Roll

>>679322755
Listen bitch, can we just skip past it? Yeah I sniff your poo panties. Yes I want you to poop in my butt and want t poop that poop back into your butt. I want to fish kiss you. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THE ROMANCE IN THAT?

>>679322958
reroll

post pic of her

Show tits

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Uhh

>>679322974
>>679321342

send her this link

just do it
let's have kids together and die together of old age

>>679322974
Want to do something?

>>679323044
winrar

You think that's bad oh God I can't tell you what else I do then...

And then never speak to her again, if you see her don't make eye contact just run away

>>679323059
Reroll on this>>679323046

I am an idot who is letting people on 4chan tell me what to say ignore me for at least a day or to.

pls plzzzzzzzz baby... have kids with me ;)

>>679323059
It was just a prank bro

Do you have a photo of her, we can photoshop her onto a love pillow and use that

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>>679323145
re

>>679323073
Stop it dude..
Stop being newfag
4chan's links will never be sent to anyone who's being raided or whatevered by it! Don't ruin the fun!

Ps: OP don't write this (there have been several ops doing this..)

omg sorry a friend just nicked my phone! He's pretty fucked up

You just got PUNK'D!!


No but really I like the taste of shit.

Say "LOVE ME PLS"

Hitler did nothing wrong.

I was just joking. I do find you nice tho. Wanna show me your Tits?

I am an idiot who is letting people on 4chan tell me what to say ignore me for at least a day or two.

>>679323135
>idot
>to

Who's the idot now, fagat?

boards 4chan org/b/thread/679321342

;)

>>679323188
win.7z

>>679323201
roll

Show me them titties

Send nudes you fucking dumb whore

>>679323300
WINRAR

>>679323300
Winrar

>>679323300
WINRAR

>>679323327
rerolls

>>679323300
Winrar

>>679322958
rerolling

>>679323327
roll

>>679323282
Fuck off

>>679323231
roll

what the fuck bitch i want you know. shit in my mouth and fuck me hard with a dildo. im not some beta fag that dosent know what he wants. i know that you want this so bad but your scared of what people may say. lets just do it . or stop being a count and talk to me.

>>679323327
rolllllllllll

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Uh fuck

>>679323327
rolllllllllllllllllllll

>>679323390
roll
and its now

>>679323046
Roll on it

I secretly just want you to suck my small cock

>>679323059
Jus let me secks your asholle

>>679323327
can i get some dubs

>>679323231
rolling

>>679321342

>>679323428
reroll

I can take you on a date. We can go wherever you want except near schools. I can't be in a range of 200ft from a school.

>>679323327
please

>>679323438
Reroll

>>679323444
HOLY MOLY

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>>679323417
This is really painful

>>679323444
or trips im good with that

>>679323417
we both know you want my dick, show what you have to offer my mighty 3 inch cock

>>679323417
Are you into furrys? I have a deviant art collection if you want to look at it with me.

>>679323417
Nigga, dubs here>>679323433

>>679323444
Kek

>>679323390
shameless roll

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>>679323444

>>679323390
again

>>679323488
winrar

www.boards.4chan.org/b/thread/679321342/dubs-decide-what-i-say-to-this-girl-she-likes-me

>>679323465
reroll

send dick pic

>>679323544
winrar

>>679323544
winrar just correct now

>>679323544
Ayyy

show her this thread

>>679323444
WINRAR

op deliver

I want duvs

>>679323059
>Jus let me secks your asholle

Roll

>>679321342

>>679323366
double dubs, winner!

>>679323059
What a normie bitch.

>>679323610
That'll be the dumbest god damn text.

Is ok kill?

Op Ded???

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
But I'm thinking of you.

>>679323700
>ok
kill yourself nigger

>>679323438
Rolling for this

Op killed himself

op deliver yo fagot
>>679323588
>>679323488
>>679323300

You type and act like a retard. I fucking hate batman and every little stupid thing you message me. I keep cringing every fucking time you send those dumb fucking emojis. Now show me your tits because that's all you're good for, dumb bitch.

Have you ever thought about fucking a baby lol xD it'll be hella tight

Tripsvtripa trups trips trip trips trips tripl

Jesus christ this is gold

>>679323755
Winrar

>>679323770
this NOW

she murdered him LOL, send her this ; >>679321342

Did she block OP?

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Send her only this pic.

>>679323770
reroll

>>679321342 send

Sorry guys bitch blocked me so IMMA make a new kik and msg her

>>679323770
roll

IF DUBS AND YOU DONT SEND THIS OP I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL RAPE YOUR VIRGIN ASS

I will shove my dick so far your ads that anyone that's put it out will be crowned King Arthur

>>679323892
Blocked me after the titties part

>>679323892
nice b8, m8

Op died because he wasn't a faggot.
Rip in peace, sweet prince

You make my dark knight rise

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>>679323900
WINRAR THANKA YEW FRIENDS FOR RAWLING

>>679323900
thanks for the roll bro

>>679323935
Try someone else?

>>679323892
lol, you said she likes you but she doesn't ?

>>679321342

Femanon here. Gay faggot thinks I like him, and is asking in this thread what he should tell me.

Feminazidubs decide the cruelest words I can use to dump him.

>>679323892
op send this immediatelly>>679323900

Should've just told her your secretly a sponge.

>>679323892

You are an hero to us all.

>>679324015
Apparently I scared her with that weird long msg and ahit

>>679324024
pics or gtfo

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>>679321777
WINRAR

>>679323900
>>679323755
>>679323700
Deliver OP, C'mon don't hide

>>679323901
Rollin

>>679324089
i betz she never heard of the interwebz and it's weird ass shit top kek

Fuck. No, sorry my brother took my phone. He's an acoustic

I hate how men are always full of themselves, she likes me? seriously? faggot.

>>679324205
>>679324123
>>679324145
fucking idiots. read the god damn posts.

>>679324205
I can't deliver if she blocked me gimme time trying to get unblocked

>>679324223
> an acoustic

okay tb h I was just fucking around on some website, other people typed that. kinda hard to explain. but honestly, I do like you. Not "Poo in my poo hole" like you, but you're mos def cute af [insert dumb emoji here]

>>679324223
kek

>>679324286
giving this another roll lol as a /b/ro

>>679324245
shut up

>>679324286
Rolrlrlrlrrl

>>679324223
mine is an electric

I swear to you she will beat my ass if I don't get this straightened out

>>679324377
Winrar

>>679324377
>>679324359
op is trying to cover his tracks

>>679324424
>thinking you can fix this
Kek

>>679324424
It's okay we understand what you're trying to say, faggot.

>>679324449
Nahh fam not me

I'm the Scatman

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

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>>679324527

"Wanna see a pic of my cock?"
And send her a cock-photo.

>>679324362
fuck you

>>679324615
Roll for the lol

>>679324671
I wish

>>679324696
off by one

Time to commit suicide he /B/

>>679321342
You should have banged her instead of being a fag.

Can you send me a nude or two? After jacking off to the same pictures of you hundreds of times each, I've really gotten desensitized and its just not the same anymore. All the magic that was there before, that I felt with each stroke of my 4.3 inch penis, is gone. I really do love you and you couldn't make a guy any happier if you gave him some of that "spark" that he felt the first time he printed out a life size replica of you and marked it with his love.

>>679324670
Who do you think you are fooling?

Jestem kalafiorem

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op hasn't come back yet

Op died or sleep

The question remains... WILL OP DELIVER?

OP's probably crying.

>>679325151
She won't fucking unblock me I made a new kik and blocked me dude like wtf is this bitchesproblem

OP PLIS DELIVEr

I love you...

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>>679325223

>>679325223
you fucked up by asking /b/ hahaha fucking moron

>>679325223
Damn. Go for another one then :D

Post photos of her OP

>>679322541
Roll