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According to Cro_ it seems to have been totally worth it

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bumperooni

>>679320912
She's so wet it's dripping on the floor!

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>>679320912
>>679320996
She is the opposite of this pic.

>be 31
>still virgin, but with decent job
>beta, aspie, the whole 9 yards so of course still virgin
>do research on sex vacationing
>decide fuck it, let's finally do this shit, I have the money, vacation time
>land in thailand, humid but nice weather, god tier food, everyone pretty and skinny, no fat chicks, no fat people anywhere
>my dollar is work like 10 of theirs, live like a king
>after 2 days finally get courage to talk to prostitute on street, literally 9/10 by normal standards, 12/10 for me
>go back to my room, kissing and fondling each other happens immediately
>I'm spaghetti arms, no experience, but she takes care of me and leads me well
>get wild blowjob, cum in like 2 minutes
>still hard as fuck cause 20+ years of desperately wanting to fuck anything
>undress girl, turns out it's not a girl
>she gives me a look, I stop for half a second
>turn her around and stick it in
>99/10, can't compare to pussy but ass is heaven
>cum, pay him literally $25 USD
>we fuck everynight, I top and bottom, now perfectly okay with being bi IF it's with a 12/10 thai tranny
>plan to go back twice a year, because I can, and it's cheap as fuck

Just broke up with my Asian gf and have been considering going through SE Asia on a sex vacation.

>>679321409

Shit I'd go for just the god tier thai food and weather

>>679320912
I remember her. Shes the genius level engineer who loves dressing like a whore. Crazy for sure but dammit im glad girls like her exist. Dress like sluts for pure enjoyment.

In Pattaya at the minute (look it up, it's pretty much the hub of everything you think about Thailand).

Fan-fucking-tastic. Songkran at the minute. Water fights everyday, tonnes of girls and if you're under 30 and somewhat attractive you'll probably get a few freebies.

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>>679321409
>god tier food
man how nice is the food! Went there 2 years ago - oh man, the food was so nice and so cheap! I kept ordering 5 courses every night!
And no I'm not a fatty!

Just Amsterdam a 10/10 god tier perfection would cost you like 50 to get in the door then 500 hr

>>679321790
nam tok mu, laab ghai - isaan food is the food of the gods.

>>679321798
Or go to Pattaya. Easy enough to find yourself a girl $30 all night

>>679320912
http://imgur.com/a/cAyO2

>>679321594
Still regularly fap to her tbh

>>679321991
It's a dude right? Has to be to know all that electronic stuff. Electro-tranny.
>would still bang that ass so hard

>>679321991
sexycyborg.imgur.com
She used to post nsfw shit on reddit too, it's all on there. hf

>>679321580
I did it,while dating too. I had more fun just eating food and taking everything in than focusing on getting load

>>679321273
The lamp is a lie

>>679322317
She's clothed in everything you faggot

>>679320590

I was on one in Thailand summer 2015, one month.

It was absolutely worth it 100%.

Have an open mind. It was expensive because I lived like a king and had VIP privileges and a suite at a hotel for a week.

I will do it again.

And don't ever get attached to anyone or anything, ever, you have to think of them like dirt. Unfortunately.

And don't get too drunk, have a clear mind, scammers are everywhere, even the girls at your bar, and this is some of the reasons you get a bill and don't pay directly.

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>>679320590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF8sTOT2MFY

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>>679322443
same bro

>>679322443

I try to focus on NOT taking a load when in Thailand. Just my thing.

I lived in Thailand and worked there, but met alot of the sexvacs, the girls are cheap the ladyboys are cheaper and its 100% worth going there.

>>679321922
Can you still find underage there?

>>679321409
No, you are an outright faggot. That you immediately chose to stick your cock in a guy's shit pipe exposes your mental illness...go an hero now

>>679320590
not into asian trash.

im 30 and i always wanted to go thailand, but i didnt go yet becuase im afraid of police mistake and put my in prison forever and those urban legends

>>679322749
>don't pay directly
How do you pay?

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>>679322703
DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS PICTURE IS SAFE FOR WORK YOU UNBEARABLY RETARDED FAGGOT???

>>679323744

You get a tab, and they all add them up themselves when your all drunk and horny with a hooker ready to get out of there.

>>679322317
Yeeeaaaahhhh, there isn't anything, though the bikini pics are nice.

>>679323010
Not sure if this is serious or not but I'll give you a serious answer. I've seen and heard about girls starting work before they are 18 (16-17 generally). Usually they have been working in bars for Thai men prior to this. In all honesty 95% of customers won't go with a girl if they know they are underage, even by a few months

>>679323964
You mean it works just like every bar in the us

>>679324195
Kek

>>679324195

That's not how it work in Norway at least. You order, you pay, you drink and leave at will.

>>679323010
They are super hardcore on crime there. If you break a minor law, the police will stop you and cane the shit out of you until they think you've 'learned your lesson', now think about how they might treat what you're asking about. There's other countries you wanna do that in.

>>679324358
Lol Eurofag, everyone offers the tab system here. Better than having to charge your card or pay cash and tip after every round when you're out.

My credit card company would go nuts if it saw 17 charges from the same place in 3 hours

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Go for barfines, you pay the owner of the bar to take any gild in the bar home.
You pay him like 500 bath (20$) or smt. and the tip the girl after you done. (if you want)

>>679320590
I got a hand job and a bj off a chubby hooker in Cambodia (bordering country) if that counts? Prostitutes. Prostitutes everywhere.

>>679324435
Ahh, unfortunately not mate. I live her and I can tell you the police are super serious on making money. If you break most laws here you're pretty much just in for paying out some cash. Amount depends on severity of crime. In fact I saw one Facebook post recently (friend of a friend) who had the police come with a girl of his and ask for approx $1500 due to him sleeping with her and apparently she was slightly underage. The police are in it on it. It's all a con.

>>679324536
What do you do if someone doesn't have money at paying time?

>>679324536

Well since we're not savages and live in civilized countries that are technology developed and modern we de of course not have any fees for pulling our cards. And we don't tip because we have a healthy economy where bartenders get paid a decent salary. And if you absolutely WANT to tip, you could always do it after your last drink you fucking moron.

>>679324358
Same here in Australia. Americucks have got a fucked up system.

lel, i thought op was asking about CST.

>>679321687
Proof?

>>679324711
Well, I'll still maintain that there's better countries for doing it, unless you like risking having to pay hush money.

i went, girls looked like shit, went back

>>679324828
amerifags will never know how great it is for us

>>679320590
oh god i didnt even know sex vacations existed. thats so fucking sad, im sorry anon. just so you know, rejection at the bar across the sttreet isnt that bad.

>>679325190
Better country's like where? its basically illegal everywhere

I never got my under-age fling when i was under-age just need 1 to silence my mind

I would go just to do weird shit for super cheap. 2 chicks, pissing, whatever. Hell I'd pay them 20 bucks to fart on each other while I watched and laughed my ass off.

>>679320590
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/201550/Sex_Tourist_Guide_To_Thailand/

>>679324828
This. I fucking hate HAVING to tip every time I go to the States for a visit. I fucking tip if I fucking want to. It's not my fault that bartenders are payed the salary of a third world garbageman.

>>679324788
If they're cool they'll just hold your dl license till you come to pay the next day. If they're dicks they'll call the cops
>>679324828
bartenders make minimum wage out here in California, don't talk about what you don't know eurofag. I know bartenders out here making 6 digits tax free cuz of tips. Let's see that happen over there.

>>679324358
That's how it works it most countries. I've been to lots you can normally get a tab if yo ask. Never been us though I can imagine they have a retard tab system so they force you to tip at the end

>>679327311
Oh and only beer drinkers tip at the end. If you do bourbon like me you tip after each pour so they're a little more generous with the next one.

>>679320968
Fucking asian street meat, I recognize that cock.

>>679321409
Dude, You're a fag. That might explain why you had so much trouble with girls. You gay, nigga.

>>679320912
Hookers should do this like taxi signs to show they're available and different colors can mean more expensive bitches

>>679327311
>bartenders make minimum wage out here in California, don't talk about what you don't know eurofag. I know bartenders out here making 6 digits tax free cuz of tips. Let's see that happen over there.
That's just sad. Specially the "tax free cuz of tips" part.

>>679327311
It's illegal to not declare your tips. Tips are taxable. Just because servers are losers who don't want to pay taxes doesn't make it legal or right.

Tips are income and you are supposed to declare them on your income tax, so you do have to pay taxes on tips.

Why Thailand? Go to the Philippines, at least you'll have lower chances to meet a post op fag

>>679328879
>post op

Not even, nigga, Thai Ladibois are just young men in drag. With dicks and everything.

However, that said, there's plenty of both, and you don't even have to go that far if you know people. Those places have just built up a tourist business out of it, but rest assured that there is supply and demand for sex services in just about every place there are people on this planet.

>>679324828

Glorious post anon! >>679324536 This, read this faggot

>>679320912
>stattrack panties
>tracks: number of times pulled down

>>679321409
>>get wild blowjob, cum in like 2 minutes
>>still hard as fuck cause 20+ years of desperately wanting to fuck anything

In this episode of Things that Didn't Happen...

any anon who has actually been?

are there actually young prost everywhere/ easy access?

Interested in sex tourism.

Any places i can take the knot?

>>679329238

Did tons of thai pussy including some tight 17 holes.

>>679329909

you can get some very nice pussy 7/10 for $50 a fuck in costa rica and the flight is only about 3 or 4 hours from the US east coast. Beats flying half way around the world

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Been to Thailand 8 times, the last 3 I've actually started fucking the women there.

Best trip was 4 years ago when I spent 10 weeks there, went all over the place.

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>>679321409

If I wanted to, could I kill someone in SE Asia and get away with it easily? I imagine that there is plenty of crime and no one would miss just one prostitute.
Plus I could just fly out the next day. They you don't have any kind of record for my DNA or anything that could ID me.

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>>679323062
kek- made my day

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Thailand fucking rocks. I go twice a year

I fucked an underage girl there in pattaya a few years back. She was 15 and working in one of the massage places on Soi Honey

Fun shit

>>679330453
You could get Harry Hole after you so be careful.

>>679329409
You seriously can't keep an erection after cumming?

>>679323779
That would depend on where you work.

>>679330587
He was actually 25 and had Aids. enjoy a short life faggot

>>679321409
Dude, the Thai trannies are fucking INDISTIGUISHABLE from the girls. In fact, some of them look better. I guess theres boys they select from a young age, before puberty, to transform into women through castration and some other weird shit, and they've got it down to a fucking science. If you go to Thailand watch out for traps cause you'll never know the difference, I'm telling you.

>>679328871
Like anyone would declare their tips if they could get away with not

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>>679330706


YES thai whores are cheap but do not forget to factor the cost of your STD meds

>>679331128
You're blind you dumbass

The deep voice and being pretty tall is a dead giveaway

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>>679331355

>Meet grill online, get on really well.
>Lives in Thailand, likes the Farang.
>Could go out there and meet her.
>Have the time and the cash.
>Why the fuck not.jpg
>Get to hotel after long flight.
>She's having dinner with Mom, be there in a bit.
>Shower, quick trip to 7-11 (there's on every 200m)
>Forget i'm in a foreign country, until I realise I'm the only 6' white guy in the vicinity.
>werenotinkansasanymore.webm
>Get back to the room and sorting out luggage.
>Knock on door.
>SoExcite.txt
>Open door, spaghetti everywhere.
>Invite her in.
>Chat for a bit, go in for a kiss.
>goingwellsofar.exe
>FF ten minutes, she's grinding on top of me (still clothed).
>"Not tonight, babe. Period."
>sadface.jpg
>doesn't matter, pants are pretty moist.
>Fall alseep in the middle of kissing (It was a long flight)
>She can't sleep, wakes me up at 2am.
>"Fuck me."
>Don't have too tell me twice.
>Doesn't have a cock. Win!
>Fuck.
>Tells me twice.
>Fuck again.
>Fall asleep, again.
>Wake up.
>Fuck, again.
>Thisgirlsinsatiable.html
>Day one of a fucking good week.

9/11 would go back in a heartbeat.

>>679320590
Thailand is fun especially if your white with cash.

Bangkok nana district is great. I recommend "boss suites" for a clean near by the action hotel that allows for guests to bring home girls.

Pattaya I never went to but I heard it is Phuket but less expensive.

I'd avoid Phuket for the sex part but Phuket is good for tourist stuff.

Be carful with the bar fines and buying girls drinks.

Bar fines are non negotiable.

Bangkok bar fine 500 baht. Phuket bar fine 1000 baht.

Phuket is the most expensive location in Thailand so keep that in mind.

There is a specialist car rental shop where you can rent a Lamborghini for 24 hours for $1500 or £800.

Sounds a lot but just think of the laugh driving a Lamborghini around Bangkok.

>>679331355
What the hell am I looking at here?

>>679331596
sex tourist who just got home from thailand

>>679331653
Give some more details instead of that vague bullshit.
Was that caused by an STD or something?

>>679320912
bug zapper panties!

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>>679331548
You don't know shit.

Pattaya and Phuket prices are very similar, and bar fines in Phuket range from 300-500 in beer bars, 500-800 baht in Go-go bars.

Pattaya is also disgusting, way too many people and it's filthy as fuck. If you wanna spend a couple days doing nothing but having sex, I guess it's okay. If you actually want good beaches and lots of stuff to do, there are so many better places - Phuket (Karon, Kata, Patong) being one.

Phuket is also much better for beginners who haven't been to Thailand before.

>>679331257
>>679330706
virgins posting about something they known nothing about

>>679331548
>Sounds a lot but just think of the laugh driving a Lamborghini around Bangkok.

You seen the traffic in Bangkok?

You'd never get her out of first gear and burn out the clutch, unless you get it out of the city a little.

>>679331708

ya think?


all thai whores have STDs ALL

Does everyone speak English there is what?

>>679331915
What kind of STD causes >>679331355 you fucking nigger.

>>679324586
sauce?

>>679331548

Go to a strip club late. Flirt with stripper, wait till shift ends. No 1000 baht bar fine in Phuket :D

>>679331839


>> implying that whores do not have STDs

>>679332020
nothing, that fucking idiot has no idea what they're talking about

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>>679332020


genital warts

>>679324358
Japan's the same way in my experience

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>>679330587
>tfw when can legally fuck 15 year old pure white nordic girls in Denmark
>have already fucked two 14-year olds with parents fully aware and okay with it
>never once felt like commiting suicide, life is good man

>>679332031
Yea but am not into hanging around waiting for the dregs no one else wanted to pay for.

>>679332333
pics...

>>679332333
Post nogen billeder af det, makker.

>>679332333
>non ironically bragging about pedophilia
>checked

Fucking scum

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>>679331355

>>679320912
Is that a credit card scanner?

>>679332511
>>679332333

trips beat dubs

>>679332616
Gud job

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>>679332511
Since when is wanting to fuck a 14 y.o. pedophillia you cunt?

>>679331793
You really think patong had a nice beach?

Go down walking street at the beginning on the evening where there are still half decent looking girls and the bar fines will be 1000 baht. Go near closing and yes you'll find 500 baht bar fines but why for 500 baht would you want such a downgrade in quality?

>>679327088
What's it like to have a living breathing person serve you before you tell them "your time is worthless to me"

>>679332355

They don't close that late anyway.

Chill out on the beach all day, take a late dinner with friends. Get shitfaced as fuck, have fun at western clubs drop by som bars to crush them in their "bar games" win some free beers.

Go to a stripclub find yourself a fine chick, speak with her, figure out what she is conformable with. Take her home free from the bar fine, fuck the shit out of her and throw her the fuck out before you fall asleep.

Sleep and repeat.

>>679332727
>You really think patong had a nice beach?

It's decent, and 10 x better than Pattaya beach. You also have other, much nicer beaches, really close by. Just rent a motorbike for 150/200 baht/day and go explore.

And not once have I encountered bar fines that high in Phuket, no matter what time of day it is.

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>>679332486
Just because I can legally fuck them and have pictures of them, doesn't mean that it's legal for me to share them on here.

>>679328871
Can't tax a persons labor. Boom

i live in Thailand. Fucked over 500 girls. Good life here.

>>679320590
I am living in thailand (not as sex tourist though)
I got in touch with a lot of these dirty parts.
So if you have specific questions just ask.
Btw I am 22, male and from germany>>679320590

>>679332923
They get paid a wage. That covers their time.
Too little? OK, get a real fucking job. It pays shit because it requires 0 fucking effort. You stand around, and carry a tray 10 feet every few minutes.
Supply and demand motherfucker, if people stopped doing it for shit money, the pay would go up, the pay is low because you can train a monkey to fucking do it, and there's an endless stream of useless fucking people that won't go get a real job.

I have been thinking about going to Cambodia.

Prostitutes along with being able to shoot military weapons.

Really all I even wanted to do was shoot a rpg at something, the prostitutes are just a secondary goal.

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>>679321409
but you're still a virgin... waste of money and time in my opinion.

>>679323010

Hard to do these days.

Too many white knights combing SE ASIA looking for pedos.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15159499/adam-laroche-goes-deep-decision-walk

Then there's this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.

Anyone has any experience in Japan. Like in Tokyo? Other than places like kabukicho

>>679332714
are you retarded

>>679333297

>actually a really good job
>pays really well
>$40hr+
>they probably make more than you

>>679333306
Meh I didn't enjoy Cambodia. Phnom Penh seem to shut down around midnight for some reason

Also it's pretty 3rd world compared to Thailand

Cheap as fuck though

I have been to Thailand 4 times. I have fucked prostitutes from bars, freelancers and even picked up Thai girls from clothing/retail stores, took them out for dinner and fucked them in my hotel room.

I have fucked girls in Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Phuket, Krabi and Koh Phangan.

I was between 20-24 when doing this. First time as a student, but saved up around AUD$4,000 spending money and other times were while working with a decent-ish paying job and not really think about money... just kinda spending it as I went and how I felt.

Bangkok is my favourite.

>>679333733
As long as you're a white westener, you can go to any country that's not in the west(does include shitty east europa, they'll fuck anyone for money) and fuck anyone for a few dollars.

>>679333733
Japan is not a place to go.for sex tourism. Hard to even get a Japanese girlfriend if you're not black.

How about Indonesia?

>>679333816
Are you? As long as they have hit puberty it's not pedophillia

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I am working in Thailand, my wife is thai, and this country is fucking great.

God tier food, low cost life, nice people, very few drawbacks actually.

>>679334093
Not a white westerner, just an Asian from one of the more developed countries

>>679334188
Puberty for girls starts sometimes around 10-11 years old you dumbass

>>679334119
they dont like white tall guys?

>>679334215

That you, Rob?

>>679331328
there are a few that are easy to mistake mind you

>>679334355
Not even close! He works in Bangkok?

>>679333855
>making 40$ an hour
>I MAKE SO LITTLE I NEED TIPS

pick one

>>679330453
Have you always been a knob?

>>679333903
Did you get to shoot military grade firearms in Thailand?

Also I wouldnt care if things shut down at midnight. I dont stay up for longer than that anymore.

>>679334119
>Hard to even get a Japanese girlfriend if you're not black
You know how I know you're a retarded stupid fucking cuck?

>>679334338
Ignore the cuck, anon. As long as you're somewhat attractive and tall you'll be all set.

>>679332969
Go into tiger tiger and I seen bar fines for 1000 baht being quoted to some guys.

>>679334355
>>679334402
But I know a rob working in an oil and gas manufacturer company...

>>679331128

They are ridiculously easy to distinguish, even when drunk. If you get to blackout phases and 'time skipping' drunkard-ness... you may then wake up next to one as your reptilian boner focused mind cannot distinguish,

>>679334330
Exactly, therefor it is not pedophillia

>>679334553
thanks mate

>>679334402

He does.

>>679334119
If you speak Japanese and are white they let you into bj clubs. I used to go all the time. I just call up and make a reservation using a Japanese name.

>>679334488

the "muh shit wages" is a total meme. i worked in kitchens at nice restaurants/bars for 4 years in college and girls would typically make $300-400 in ~5 hour shifts on busy nights/weekends

the bartenders made more

i tip because i am not a douchebag but i usually only do 10%

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>tfw no jungle hooker gf

>>679334715
That's probably the key, speaking Japanese. I don't, so my time in Japan was less enjoyable.

>>679321409
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know you didn't intend it this way but this might have been one of the funniest things I've read on r9k.

>>679334752
>they make enough
>I tip to not be a douche

Sound's like you tip to be a cuck.
I'll give a 5-10% tip if the service was fanfuckingtastic. Most waitresses do the same shit, ignore your table untill you yell at them, refuse eye contact, stand around texting, then act nice when you get your bill. 0 tipz.
You don;t tip any of the people who do things that ACTUALLY are necessary, like plumbers, road crews, mechanics, garbage men, why tip some fucking idiot that carried food a few feet. If anything, I'd tip the cook, and only the cook. The only one that did anything.

>>679334600
Doesn't really narrow it down when oil & gas is like 50% of the expats here haha

went to Pattaya beach while on a training operation for some liberty time. I have to admit, I pulled out $300 and had not only $100 still in my pocket left oved, but I had a fucking blast. just watch for trannies. they're hard to spot in some locations and they're strong as fuck lol.

>>679335217
And he is from the UK! And his last name is the same as a character from game of throne. That's all I can say!

>>679334488
Probably with the tips, they make 40 bucks an hour, because they are actually good at their job. Its reverse psyche, bitch about the tips here and there, people get to vent energy by feeling like they are a dick by not tipping, and the waiter gets tips at times from people who tip. Keeps it from being removed because people get to satisfy themselves by not tipping.

>>679335184

some places tip share with the kitchen, ill tip 20%+ there

usually 15-20% for a slow lunch shift or whatever because its only $3-4 bucks and they don't make a lot at lunch

a big bill with a bunch of drinks and shit though they can get fucked if they think they are getting 15-20% on a $100 bill. probably leave like $5 on the table.

all the jobs you are naming that you think are shit (garbage man, plumber, mechanic, bartender) all pay really well.. most mechanics/plumbers charge ~$40/hr and the garbage man has a sweet gubment job with benefits

interested to know what you do that you think these jobs are shit...

>>679334338
Failing for bait that hard

>>679331328
>tall
>asian
pick one

>>679329451
Burke's Backyard

>>679320590
Ok fags I have been in thailand for real, I've only read made up shit so far

>want to go to thailand for sex vacation with a buddy so we both fuck hotties in one room or next to eachothers room
>after loads of research find out that pattaya is the dopest place for whores in thailand
>live in germany so the flight is like 600€=700$
>14 days hotel was like 500€ and it was a pretty nice hotel with jacuzi bathhub
>arrive day one in the evening we go to the club bars area in no time
>arrive there see like 50% of the people there thin hot prostitutes
>overwhelmed af go to a gogo bar to drink a beer
>enter the bar and see it is literary a stripclub (beer 2€) 9/10 girl appears and sits on my lap asks for a drink
>no problem baby here drink a beer (2€)
>she's happy as fuck about that drink goes right away in my pants with her hand and strokes my dick
>enjoy dickstroking for a few minutes and then notice I lost my buddy
>ok time to stick my dick in that girl, ask her how much
>she says 50$... pretty expensive I red online it's cheaper but if I pay so much maybe I can get some extra services
>whisper in her ear (only if you let me fuck your ass)
>she says yes
>go to the counter and bail her out for like 10$ and go right away to my hotelroom
>by buddy has his room next to mine we have to pass the door to get to mine
>stop at his door and put my ear on it and hear bear fucking noises this guy was letting out his inner grizzly
>fuck yes hannes bang that chic
>enter my room hand her over 50$ in their chingchong money and she starts stripping and dancing like in the club before
>long story short I fucked her ass twice then my door knocked
>my buddy opened the door and entered with his prostitute
>she had huge fake boobs but a small ass min had small boobs but a nuce bubbly ass
>he said let's swap.. I wasn't sure if the whores would agree but I just told her to go fuck my friend and she stopped for a bit and then got up and started sucking his cock ...

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>>679334577
Key word being "some guys".

Maybe if you're fat, bald and ugly as fuck you'll be quoted those prices, or if they know you're a millionaire even by our standards.

If you're young, quite fit and decent looking you'll never hear prices like that.

>>679323779
why would you be on /b/ at work you unbearably retarded faggot

>>679336279

>live in germany
>best sex clubs on earth
>travel to asia to go to a sex club

why?

>>679336638
it's cheaper and the whores know they are worthless scum

>>679327311
They can also overcharge your card to force an overdraw, then you have to deal with the banks hounding you, which is worse than owing a bar.

>>679336715
>the whores know they are worthless scum

You sound like a real piece of shit, anon.

No wonder you have to resort to buying pussy.

>inb4 accshually I'm banging 10/10 everyday lololol

i heard its hard to find out if a girl is really a girl (even if there is no penis)

>>679321409
Enjoy having your neg hole pozzed u fgt
You're now a gift giver
Spread the gift of HIV Anon

>>679333272
I totally agree. I lived in Nong Khai for a year, it was great. But have since discovered Pattaya and I like it. I make the odd trip to Sihanoukville in Cambodia or any of the Thai islands on my own or with some one. Life is great over there, enjoy it while you can...

>>679329409
Not that guy, but that's very plausible. I have sex about 3 times a week with my gf and sometimes I come after a few minutes and just keep going to finish her. It's not easy at first, but if you're horned up enough it can definitely be done.

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>>679337054
Unless you're blind, it's quite easy to tell.

They all overcompensate and behave really girly and dress extremely slutty.

>>679324536
>tip after every round
No, we just pay our staff properly and gives tips as a bonus

>>679324536
>tip after every round

why?

>>679331452
>Kansas

>>679336872
hahaha I have no problem with that
and keep telling yourself that you bang 10/10

>>679328871
I've seen people get audited for not declaring tips. She had 18% average for cc charges and 6% on cash

>>679322885
You still waiting on your watch to come in the mail boyo?

>>679320590
if you check Google Flights, many good rates to fly from US to Thailand.

If I fly this November for example, its a $575 round trip flight.. Thats like 35 hours in the air for $575.

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>>679337833
Not only are you a piece of shit, you're a piece of shit that lacks any sense of reading comprehension.

Well done, mate. Kill yourself.

>>679334215
Your hands are disgusting.

>>679337853

but she spent all that $ of pills and booze so the auditor didn't find anything/she didn't get in any trouble

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>>679338005
>Thats like 35 hours in the air for $575

It's because it's 35 hours that it actually costs so little.

>>679323779
yep, i work from home, so pretty safe for me.

>>679333733
Too expensive. Plus they don't like foreigners as they feel that they cause too much trouble. Nigerian scammers show white russian pussy get you totally drunk too drunk to fuck, rob you.

>>679338228
know thats true, but fuck airlines and their bs pricing

>>679336638
I loved the FKK clubs I went to in Frankfurt and München. Fucking amazing, I want to go back.

>>679338228
i dont get it

>>679323779
by the way, if that is a dude, i would 100% be fooled.

>>679331793
>Phukit

>>679335955
are you retarded, where the fuck did he say the jobs are shit. They are just a thousand times more important, he asked why you don't tip them.

>>679338119
Who knows what she was buying, she was a Bulgarian working in Wichita, Kansas. She didn't look the meth part and I never saw her at the parties

>>679334681
Girls haven't reached mental maturity at that age yet, therefore can't make decisions for themselves, they could easily bullied into sex. It's rape fag

>>679337720
Wizard of Oz reference.

>>679339602
the more direct (quicker) the flight, the more it costs. they will have a hard time filling a seat for a flight lasting 35 hours which would honestly make most people try and kill themselves. so they sell the ticket much much cheaper.

>>679326285
underrated post

>>679339971

because they own their own business and they set their own rates and they decide what they want to be paid hourly...

i mean if you want to be a plumber and advertise cheaper rates and encourage tips for service you totally could but i don't see that trend catching on any time soon

>>679320590
Been there 20+ times. Lots of women. All these faggots whinging on anout trannys get there knowlege from a "movie" and have never been there. Trannys and bar girls dont mix. Plus you can spot them by huge feet and forehead.

And to second what the one guy was saying about law enforcement there, I was sitting in a bar at around 2 am, they start closing up the place. I get up to leave, where you go? Stay, sit. Lady says we must close at 2 am, but law doesnt say what time we can open, which is 2:01, lol.

And as for underage scene, watch out as they are prosecuting you in YOUR home country now.

>>679320912
Why is her vagoo glowing?

>>679340329
Most just work for a company. Waiters work for a restaurant. Where is the difference?

>>679337054
If you cant tell, maybe thats what you were lookin for anyways

>>679327439
>so they're a little more generous
So you pay 30% of a cup in tip, to maybe get a dribble extra in the next cup? Damn you amerifaggots are such stupid cucks

>>679331429
yep, does not look good, perhaps a little neosporin will take care of that

>>679335042
You're on /b/ mate

>>679336620
Could also be a virgin, too stupid or green to know the real prices