No job
No education
No gf
No social life
Trips decide what to do with my life
die
die
>get job
>get education
>get gf
>get social life
>>679299326
hey fatty loser, join the military. get your ass in shape, and check them benefits when you're a veteran.
at least if you kill yourself after the military you'll have an excuse (PTSD) instead of "hurr just a loser durr"
No quints
>>679299326
Switch positions with me. I would love to be an ai.
Kys
Wrestle a mountain lion
stream it
Carve the words "op is fag" into your wrist area and let it get infected
>>679299326
fap
Become a level 30 wizard and take over the midgets
Fix your fucking life you sad fuck
>>679301601
Also, become president
>>679299326
Get job
Get education
chill out with GF, it'll happen if you follow step 4 first
Get social life
I will never condone suicide. There's too many things you can do before. Rob a bank with a pen and paper, throw an ice cream cone at a McDonald's worker
>>679301767
One off fuck off
Become the ultimate maymay master
Livestream yourself tugging off and send the join link to Facebook and your fat bitch mother
fap to cp and join the real /b/
360 and walk away
Become muslim learn arabic and become a mountain hermit until the end or death over takes you and us all.
>>679299326
You should probably just an hero man... I see no reason to go on.
Become a youtube about how pathetic your life is...uber feels...hores are attracted to you...humo until your penis explodes...repeat.
Rob a gas station.
Become a drug lord
>>679299754
>>679301717
no one gives a job if you didnt finish school unless its a really really shitty job
no point wont be useful too late
no one interested in me because i dont have money and im not that good looking
same reasons i dont have money cant even afford buying a drink
Go back to school to get a degree and for a good job
>convert to islam
>go suicide bombin'
>>679302642
Well in that case I really don't see the point so I guess for you it's best to an hero.
Allahua Akbar Inshallam
>>679303177
>>679303199
>>679303300
triple dubs
>aloha akubaru
>>679303177
roll
KYS
666
Check 'em
>>679299326
post a pic
how old are you
where do you live
what experience do you have with girls?
>>679303581
Winrar!
I‘ll have to illegally get across from Mexico to the Us. I will probably get chased up in the mountains and deserts by the border patrol and I will probably lose all my food and water rations in the process, most likely I‘ll be going hungry and thirsty for days. This journey might take a whole week or even longer and I‘ll survive through the frigid nights and burning sun on nothing but birds and rodents that I might be able to hunt down with my slingshot and I‘ll be drinking water from nasty rotten puddles.
1- Due to lack of a higher education I‘m not able to get a decent job and thus a visa to get across legally.
2- I‘m not a drug smuggler or anyone of the like, I‘m just a family unemployed man running away from a country torn by the organized crime and corrupt politicians.
I DO have a goal in life.
>>679299326
Die
>>679299326
Work minimum wage job.
Become hobbiest game programmer through internet tutorials.
Contract work to companies for more money.
Offer built resume to companies and get hired doing something fun without education.
>>679302292
I dunno, shoot up a school or something
>Keel over
>Die
>>679304415
Actually, rerawl
>>679304498
Rollen
Do it>>679304545
are you me op?
wanted to kill myself for a while now.
Might as well join me bro
>>679304624
Pls
dedicate your life to the study of jellyfish
for science
>>679304703
lets try that again, lifetime study of jellyfish!
>>679304669
Does that count? I know you said trips, but it's for a good cause man
>>679304663
reroll
>>679299326
No job, education, gf or social life - continue down this path and devote your entire life to science and find the cure of 'x' disease.
>>679304870
reroll
>>679304907
reroll
>>679304870
Rerollinio
>>679299326
Hey OP, personally if I was in your situation I would buy some cocaine then either do hookers and bash in the skulls of my enemies. Would probably end up dead very quickly though.
>>679299326
an hero
>>679304870
Roll
die
become a wizard and invent spells kgo
>>679304870
>this
679305055
fucking die
679305077
reroll.
>>679299326
become the best physicist rapper
Join the army, go to school, don't be a sad sack of shit
>>679304973
not op but ive thought about doing this.
Life in Australia is so boring.
>>679299326
Get all of those
>>679304870
rerolling
>>679299326
Learn a trade through an apprenticeship
>>679299326
join the military or foreign legion
>>679304870
This
>>679304870
lerolljenkins
>>679304870
KEK WILLS IT
>>679304870
Praise be kek
>>679299326
How have you been surviving so far? Living with parents? You should get an easy job in the meantime before becoming a drug dealer, that's what I would do.
>>679300155
thanks for the free life purpose
>>679304870
>(You)
>>679304870
Oh shit, re-rolling.
>>679301544
So close, reroll
find out what you really like doing and do it
steal an ancient artifact of the museum and sell it to the highest bidder
>>679304870
Re-rolling again
>>679304870
Check please
Join the military
Get truck licence easy to get and lots of jobs
>>679304870
>QUADS GET
K E K > W I L L S > I T
become a busdriver
>>679304870
WINRAR SOOON
>>679299326
join navy and see the world
Become hermit
And live with nature
Become a trap
>>679299326
Kill all your enemies then yourself
Get into shape and dress up as a super hero, buy go pro. Go around beating the shit out of Jews with a sock full of coins.
Call your self Captain Kekels, take your Sheckles.
Scream this shit is so cash as you beat them bloody.
Record for your /b/ros. Profit.
Cut dick off
>>679305916
Retry
>>679305932
I use my roll towards this one
Tbh I kinda want to help some poor sad soul talk to a real girl.
Try to awaken spiritually.
I am not talking about god or anything.
I mean really wake up, you are living in the matrix.
Everything in this world is made to earn money.
Break the circle man, become a so called "Tinfoil hat". The scary part about it is that they are fucking right man.
Read about Sacred Geometry,
Michael Tellingers explaining ancient technology.
When you finally understand. Kill Trump, The rockerfellers and all those other elitist shitheads.
Set the world free.
But be quet about it or agent smith will fucking kill you.
Just like those Swedish scientists who found the cure for cancer at the university of Lund.
The 2 professors got killed in their home and they trashed the lab.
Leave home and travel across the USA
>>679305932
rolling for this
>>679306063
reroll
Put on a dick costume and parachute onto the Kaaba
>>679305932
roll
Become a homeless nomad alcoholic
Who needs a girlfriend when you have internet
U shold become a paedophile rape some kids film that and become a legend
>>679305932
Rooooooollllllllimg for this shit
We want blood OP
>>679305932
Roll for this
>>679305932
rollin checkem
>>679299326
Go back to school retard
End it
>>679305932
Rolling
Change your name in Malcom and go to Mecca and create the film "Malcom in the Mecca'
Continue doing nothing.
>>679306528
Reroll
Become a florist and enjoy the colorful beauty of astonishing flowers
>>679306876
Stir tier florist detected. If trips kill a florist.
>>679299326
if i get trips you take a job, ANY job and start to work out
>>679299964
Benefits in my homeland military aint that great as in US
>>679300078
If I am just ai there is no future for ai
>>679300361
Its not enjoyable at all
>>679301717
How?
>>679302381
Dont have even money for drugs
>>679303424
No aloha akubaru thing in my country
>>679303665
I dont have even phone with camera
20
poland
any experience
>>679304095
Danke for advice
>>679304870
Gonna consider it
>>679304973
No enemies, no monies for cocaine
>>679305394
Yep, minimum wage here cant get you live by yourself, after half year of work i just have 1,5k USD saved
>>679306528
Cant get into collage without funds, cant get job without collage also cant decide what I should study I am not bad or good at anything
Thanks for all responses tho
>>679307400
>20
Oh god the roughest times are already ahead anon.
i am 25 and have had a small taste of what life could have been and had it all ripped away from me again i want to kill myself.
Hang in there polandball
change it
Jerk off
>trips
eat your shit
Become a serial killer
>>679304415
>>679304498
>>679304545
Samefag harder
move to north Korea then kill and rape Kim john UN
then come back to the us and get million of money and pussy
Fuck your sister
Kill yourself.
>>679299326
Gtfo 4chan and try to get these things, if you want them. If you're already trying, persist and/or try harder. Remember that there are ups and downs, it will ever be "perfect" for you, and that it's ok to have down days. Good luck bro
kill donald trump
get a sex change
Do absolutely nothing. Not even breathing
join military or become cop. obvi
become an child sex offender
>>679299326
>Freelance job
>Education with no gratification
>No gf
>No social life
Occasionally, for a brief moment I will feel like something worthwhile still awaits. But when the other extreme rolls around, all hope fades and reasoning only helps bolster the inevitable oblivion.
>>679302642
You won't get any of this shit with that sort of attitude, faggot.
Basically I was a /r9k/ - level robot a year ago. Dropped out, shit job, no gf, gave up on my friends.
Now I'm back at uni, and doing significantly better. I changed my attitude because I knew I was going to kill myself if I continued to live like that. I'd recommend it to anyone in that position.
play video games
>>679299326
>Join the army, go to school, don't be a sad sack of shit
All good options, OP.
At home sex change operation performed by me then go on talk shows about your experience and make millions.
>>679305200
>>679305200
>>679305200
That's always been my throwaway. You can always learn French, expatriate, and continue to live the rest of your life fucking women in Paris.
sit
>>679300099
WHERE ARE THE QUINTS??
Kill yourself
>>679314393
>Paris
I think most of the time they're in some jungle in Asia protecting spaceports and fighting pirates. So you would be fucking Thais or Pacific Islanders which is also not a bad thing.
>rerolling foreign legion
Kys
Die
Go into an extremely black neighborhood and yell nigger
Hang yourself from the top of the empire state building with razor wire
>>679315868
Kek do it
Go to Taos New Mexico and learn how to build eathships nigger.
cut penis off and choke on it
Just fucking die
Get krilled
>>679299326
Only when you have nothing your free to do anything
Devote yourself to our Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ.
>>679306052
roll for this
Stop being a slacker marty.
Im in the same boat except i got a girlfriend recently, qt too..
Its not too late to turn it around just dont be lazy..
Join the army OP
>>679299326
Overdose on meth
>>679299326
>Get any job, can be as shitty as you like
>never too late for education. Go take some qualification classes in your free time.
>find someone in your area who is looking for a roommate/find someone to help split the bills
Even if you are unattractive people will accept you in for the mutual monetary benefits. This will also help you be a little more social.
>gf can wait until you get the rest of your life in check. Don't even worry about them, they are a financial and emotional drain.
>keep an eye out for better jobs, use past shitty jobs and qualification classes in resume. Don't be afraid to apply even if you don't have the exact qualifications they are looking for.
>find social events/meetups for hobbies you are interested in. Meet people there.
Do this to build up more friends.
Once you have a successful social life, a better job that gives you enough disposable income, and a place that isn't a piece of shit, you can start worrying about gf
>>679316478
This
>>679299326
Overdose on meth
>>679299326
become a poofta meercat
Starve yourself to death
Do a school shooting. I got trips, you gotta do it
>>679299326
join the army. If you're gonna kill yourself, do it with style.
Ror
>>679307400
nigger join the french legion, that's a nice way to die.
Rolling 2
>>679299326
Study
>>679318463
>army
>style
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rolling again
>>679318463
Reroool
>>679318631
Randy: What do you prefer? cut your veins? Smell helium? or would rather get free food, get in shape, prolly get deployed like the fag you are and be killed by a kebab like a boss? If it doesn't work, he will still have the pay and some experience, then he can kill himself by drinking all his pay.
>>679319000
And I won! do it OP
>>679299326
Sell everything you own and go on a journey around the world.
Man up, stop being a little whiny bitch:
Find what are you good up/could be good at (which has some utility) => find a way to turn that into a job, way of living
Having access to the net => not knowing what to becuase no education... FUCKIN' BULLSHIT, DAMN FUCKIN' FAGGOT MILLENIAL
Kys
Go get lifeguard training and become a lifeguard and swim Instructor, work part time while going to community college for programming, get a degree and become a programmer... Find a woman once you have money, it'll be easier.
>>679299326
Go into a public park naked and try to rape a kid
kill self, stream u fagshit
Die of old age
>>679299326
Go to prison. I had a lot of fun in prison.
>>679319000
Roll
>>679299326
Become a criminal. Spend a few months planning a big heist and go for it.
With tens of thousands of dollars in your wallet, you do not need a job or education.
Social life will come as you can now afford to buy people drinks. But please spend a few hours with a psychologist to help with your akwardness.
GF will come when you have done the things written above.
Too much of a pussy to become a criminal? Enjoy your loser life.
Kill Trump
>>679321833
Reroll
Eat a battery.
>>679299326
I wish I were you anon. I would like to off myself but I can't because of all the pain and suffering I would bring to my friends and family.
If you really want to live, then do your thing and live. If you don't, then don't.
>>679322087
Reroll
>>679322087
Rollidoodle
Start a course in women study
Rape Trump's daughter
>>679305932
rolling
Start bjj
Get a Gun and kill some black People, when the cops come, shoot them aswell
Bomb Hillary Clinton
>>679322297
WINRARRR
I want to kill myself so badly. I have no money and no car and jumping in front of a train seems selfish. Help me /b/. How can I do it easily with no resources?
>>679305932
Roll
Become a trap
>social life
>job
>???
>profit
>>679322597
...no
>>679300000
>>679322668
this
Columbine Vs Virginia tech, which was more deadly
?
Go to the wilderness. Get high and evaluate your life.
this is the most retarded thread ever. Half of y'all don't even know what trips are
>>679299326
as anon said >>679304095
but instead play an instrument as an hobby
after some years you should get gud
try to get some exposure, i.e play in a band, start handing demos to small labels, etc..
this requires tons of motivation though
>>679322652
-hang yourself
-shoot yourself
-mix formic acid and sulfuric acid together in a sealed room, it will produce carbon monoxide and you'll slowly suffocate to death
-paint yourself black and point a fake gun at a cop
-jump off a building
-stand near a highway and run into a semi truck
come on dude be creative
>>679299326
Go to Himalaya
Become a Monk
Spread Peace across the world
May we meet in the road of freedom...
>Just joking, shot yourself in the head with a shotgun
>>679321833
>Kill Trump
>Kill Justin Bieber
>>679304870
>>679299326
you are now my slave, you owe your life to me.
give me money paypal: [email protected]
also study gerontology.
>>679324707
reroll
>>679324744
reroll
>>679324789
last reroll
>>679324822
final reroll, quads get
>>679324863
ok 888 get
>>679321460
>implying I wouldn't spend the rest of my life on the run/hiding because my face is recognizable
honestly, criminal life would be easy if I know actually how to do it
Learn to play the guitar. Swear by Skolnick, worship Satriani and praise Paul Gilbert. Become the epitome of technical proficiency - make random strangers on the street bask in awe of your mighty speed and swagger, while inducing girls to orgasm out of fucking nowhere in face of your ludicrously speedy legato runs. Melt the faces of bystanders with an intense flurry of alternate picked semiquavers and crush your enemies with three octave sweep picked diminished arpeggios. Then, and only then, will your life have true meaning.
get yourself a beer.
your last beer.
then read some books about marketing for 1 months, get a job, get paid, get swole, get gf, marry the lucky girl, get daughter, get granddaughter, die happy at old age
>>679325402
he can't afford that last beer
