/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!
>>679288350
Fucking sea nigger
Dunners reporting, bruh
Why are IDs even gone?
>>679288485
Because your a sea nigger
>>679288485
You will have to ask moot that
I want to cream Kelly Nafatali's pussy
dunedin here, sup tonight
Dunners reporting.
We gettin' lit tonight. Are you?
>>679288435
Hey mate, how's things?
>>679288771
Nought, man. 'sup with you?
>>679289096
>Nought, man. 'sup with you?
brushing my hair, shits lit
have these threads reached rock bottom yet? last night was pretty bad
>>679288350
>Christchurch
Slow night tonight...
>>679289309
its because I left
>>679289096
Just the usual man, you know
How's it with you?
>>679288350
Saw a psych today, he asked me how happy I felt on an average day on a scale from 1-10. I said "about 5-6", and this guy says that sounds depressed. Tells me he feels "about 8-9." Am I crazy or is that completely nuts? You feel 8 or 9 out of 10 on an average day? If he decided to treat himself to ice cream would he achieve all consuming ecstasy or something?
>>679289167
You got a fuckin' majestic looking mane?
>>679289309
These threads have been scraping the bottom since forever, no?
>>679289361
Hey babes.
>>679289442
You got course tomorrow or are you officially on break?
Yeah, one of those days. But I'll get two beers deep and my sorrows will float away, I'm sure!
could this be the worst NZ thread of all time?
is.gd / S7IEk8 porch
>>679289887
>off by one
yes
>>679289887
Here's hoping.
Hello, boys.
>>679289735
Guess he's never been depressed aye.
>>679289740
One class tomorrow, reminds me I've got a tiny bit to do on an assessment!
Yeah man, if it eases your mind!
>>679289740
>679289361
>babes
:> QT3.14
>>679289740
>You got a fuckin' majestic looking mane?
I try man
>>679289735
Nah, I agree with your perception, he sounds mad. Probably hasn't lived a bad day in his life, which probably isn't great for his insights into depression.
>>679288577
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. COCKMUFFIN
>>679290201
>CAPS MEAN HE'S YELLING
>>679290201
Hey bud, I think you put the tampon in the wrong hole this morning
>>679290184
>>679289996
Maybe he just doesn't know what average means. If you're getting 8-9 everyday your scale is pretty screwed up.
You reckon John Key is a boner around Richie McCaw?
hamilton filth reporting
>>679289735
He's all shit. On an average day you would feel average, otherwise it wouldn't be an average day
>>679290058
You having some epic Friday knock-offs?
Heh, should do, at least for the evening. Figure it's fair game as long as I don't get reliant on it.
>>679290083
<3
>>679290098
Onya, lad. You gonna show us or nah?
>>679290405
gets*
>>679290513
><3
just come out as gay already dunners, we know you want that big meaty cock.
>>679290201
s-sorry
>>679290513
>Onya, lad. You gonna show us or nah?
Youve seen it
wellington. i fucking hate this shitstain of a country and cant wait to move somewhere significant. anybody agree? or are you all fucking idiot kiwis
>>679290509
Yeah like does this guy have a beaming smile when he's wiping his arse or watching the news or just going to work? Most of life isn't particularly fun even if it's going well.
>>679290610
Dont think thats dunners...
Wana know though...
>>679290750
I wana move... but dont know where too...
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>679290750
kek appreciate nz you swine, only reason you'll hate it is because you have 0/shit friends rip
>>679290750
agreed. this country is a fucking toilet
>>679290919
my friends aren't nzers. this country sucks because we think we're so fucking special when really 2/3 of the population are obese or stupid and we can't go anywhere with having maori culture shoved down our throats
any wanganui fags here?
>>679290610
It's bloody unfortunate that my incredible level of shut-in behaviour and inability to talk to girls comes off as gay, really.
I'm not gay, I'm just a loser. Move along.
>>679290650
IRL?
>>679290783
It is me, but see above.
>>679291067
>having maori culture shoved down our throats
Why do they always go for such obviously sexual metaphors? They can't help but betray their own repressed longing. We know you want some hot hori cock bro.
>>679291067
>can't go anywhere with having maori culture shoved down our throats
I'm Maori and I'm a fence by this post.
Actually I couldn't agree more. It sucks.
>>679291193
irl/cam
>>679290513
>>679290610
>>679290083
Take this shit back to tinychat, fellas
This isn't facebook
>>679291298
i'd love some hori cock, believe me. doesn't mean i appreciate hearing "oh maoris are so oppressed in our own country nobody respects us everything is our tapu wahwahwah"
i have a vagina btw.
Hamfag reporting in
just found a seed in one of my tinnys, any tips?
also got 1.25g and 1.21g in my tins
>>679291067
>>679291298
>>679291426
You have offended my ancestors and the taniwha who lives in my back garden.
>>679291448
Eat seed.
Report progress daily
>>679291426
>loves hori cock
>has vagina
We're compatible. Lets fuck
>>679291448
More than decent size tins, heaps of people aren't doing proper grams anymore.
One seed is likely not going to do anything for you.
I've got about 50 I've collected over the last few years.
>nowhere to grow though
>>679290826
Canada mate
>>679291659
ive never tried hori cock so i can't claim to love it.
>>679290513
Nah man, not got anything planned haha
It's all of 5 or 10 minutes work so it's good!
2 beers deep is hardly gonna evolve into being reliant, I wouldn't think. You're sweet mate!
>>679291710
>I've collected over the last few years.
Chances are they arent viable anymore, especially if you havent stored them properly.
cchur bro's pap here
>>679291710
yeah, i was getting .57- .70. it was balls
space bucket?
>>679291750
Lets put the anticipation to an end then
>>679291806
Seeds last for years and I've stored them in the dark.
I looked the other day and they are mostly fine.
>>679291860
>space bucket
Thanks for that, never heard of them but I'm more than intrigued.
>>679291924
you in welly?
Anyone here have mushroom spores?
I want to grow some but am worried about bringing them into the country.
>>679291366
Oh, word. It's a decent mane, ow. Keep lurkin', lurker.
>>679291756
Ten minutes is a hard slog, mate. And a hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer.
Nah, going with Scrump now. It's cheaper, and it's all in one bottle.
>>679292028
yeah, get some activated carbon and it helps keep the smell away
my dealer is just causally growing 2 plants out on her deck. and left the tins out for me like an honesty box
>>679291931
>Seeds last for years
the viablitiy of seeds drops every year, with a good batch you get about a 70% germination rate in the following season, the season after that you drop down to about 45% germination rate if they're stored correctly. Most seeds you buy come with an estimated shelf life of a year.
>stored them in the dark
dark is preferable but it's moisture you have to watch out for, especially fungus. You cant tell if a seeds good or not just by looking at it, you have to do a germination test. You'd never get anything accurate due to the different ages of seeds either.
>>679292103
Fuck you know it, man!
Ah yeah, makes sense. Yeah it's cheap as for what you get!
>>679290356
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?!
>>679292079
Nah in auckland
fuck
>Ngongotaha
>work in retail in Rotorua
>shop closes at 6.30 pm
>crack first beer at 5.20 pm
Home now and got scores and 50 bags
>>679292103
>It's a decent mane
Im pretty sure ive had it up anytime you've seen.
>lurking
Ill start shit posting seagulls.
also dunnersbruh i got that hook up
>pic related
>>679292314
well fucking stink aye
time to look somewhere else
>>679292363
While growing up I always thought it said JIP JOP. I see they changed it a few years ago so it actually says TIP TOP now
>>679292285
Yeah, more bang for your buck than the weeb beer.
>>679292487
If you have to tie it up, you're doing it right.
How are the seagulls?
Also obviously not my area of expertise, but the hook ups look dope.
>>679293270
>How are the seagulls?
I think theyre depressed
>Also obviously not my area of expertise, but the hook ups look dope.
it was expensive as fuck it better be. it's unreasonably cute tho. I used it today andmade weeb shit but didnt take pic.
thred ded alredy
>>679292487
All those Nippon goods
How come you're never in TC now?
>>679293270
Why not buy a box of Speights or Export?
>>679293678
it's official. worst NZ of all time
>>679293612
Can seagulls even get depressed? That one looks it though. That is some barren looking shit.
Is it all ingredients or what?
Secondary question: what is this and how did it end up on my computer?
>>679293678
Forever and always.
>>679293791
Because slabs are more expensive, mang.
Budget is king here, remember?
Feels like a frost tonight lads. Could this be the start of the season?
>>679291193
I-I'll be a girl for you anon
>>679293791
>All those Nippon goods
theyre kawaai as fuck. catbus is my fav
>How come you're never in TC now?
Im not gonna force myself on people
Good shit. Will spread.
>not sure if want company name on 4chin
>>679291067
It is true that us kiwi's have a false sense of humility. And the Maori's can't take a single fucking joke about their culture. You see it on facebook all the time whenever there's a viral haka, some Maori will go on teaching a history lesson of the haka and saying "Don't offend it if you don't know anything about it"
It's ridiculous.
>>679293975
>Can seagulls even get depressed? That one looks it though. That is some barren looking shit.
That ones p[probably pretty happy tho, they get a mean as feed there for free.
>Is it all ingredients or what?
It's studio ghibli licensed merch, aka lunch boxes a cup, a drinking canister and a bag.
>Secondary question: what is this and how did it end up on my computer?
its a pic I deleted after I felt like a creep for posting it.
>>679294022
Is that still you, Dia?
We already had frosts down here, and there's some mushrooms growing up the top of the road, but I don't know shit about them.
>>679294136
Really actually top notch goods though.
>>679293975
B-b-but.. a box of $12 is like, $20, so for example you drink 2 a day, every day, that's almost a weeks worth
Scrumpy probably does taste better, I dunno, it's been a while since I've met ol' mate Scrumpy
>>679294028
I thought you died or something!
Kawaii as, man
>>679294136
LAWL. Sup ging, get in room
>>679294665
>I thought you died or something!
I did I killed myself this is my ghost posting.
idk why you'd think that tho
>>679294609
Idek who that is. Whereabouts are you in the country? We're getting really close, it was fucking chilly in the Manawatu this morning. Best way to see if they're magic is to eat all of them
>>679294609
>Really actually top notch goods though.
This is true. Very well made handcrafted goods for keeping your bits warm
>>679294777
Not ginga. She sent me some pro business cards to spread after I laughed at her felts and stickers
>>679290405
>>679290592
m8 he gets fucking diamonds around richie
>>679290500
sup bb
Auckland. Bored as fuck. This towns a soul killer
>>679291448
sup bb
>>679294665
Yeah, but those weeb beers were big beers, so two 330ml's ain't gonna do the trick!
Yeah, it's not bad.
>>679294854
Well, fuck. Dunedin. Not eating them. They made my tongue numb.
>>679294879
Top notch hand crafted cock socks, and in time for winter!
>>679295095
Life is a soul killer, doesn't matter what shithole you live in.
actually feeling pretty fucking good tonight anons
sup cunts?
>>679294796
Oh damn
You went from daily in TC to never appearing
I lurk there more than here these days, so you see where I was coming from?
>>679295133
You're right man. Congrats! You've just earned yourself a diploma in Marketing, churr!
I'll need to acquire a bottle in the near future I suppose
>>679295382
>so you see where I was coming from?
Ye man, sorry if you were legit worried.
Is she well known in your country?
Rate my OC, is it too 9gag-tier?
>>679295562
I wasn't like "losing sleep" worried, but I wondered where you'd headed to!
>>679295737
>I wasn't like "losing sleep" worried
Im heartbroken
>>679295698
It is nice sauce, but if I never saw the label, I would've never ever guessed it was linked to tui
>>679295698
well it's a good shop at least
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>>679295871
Sumimasen
Forgive me, yeah?
I'll be losing sleep if not
>>679295382
Fuck, that was pretty easy!
Aquire one for tomorrow, mate! Knock-offs!
Actually, how's the throat?
>>679295566
She's region blocked NZ apparently. I dunno if that's a yes or a no to your question.
>>679296051
Bad photography is a turn off. I don't know if that comes from being a film student or not.
I find maori "hood-rat" girls physically attractive. I hate their nigger ways & the way they talk though.
>>679296051
hope you know thats a shemale.
>>679296199
would still like a blowie from it
>>679296170
And their crusty snot noses.
and the fact they constantly huff and snuff it back up there like they have a permanent cold.
>>679296290
Not knockin' it, i'll give it the old Marmite driller too.
>>679296698
Yes I am, sort of, my gf wouldnt be happy.
>>679296861
well at least you're honest
kek diabetus say goodbye to being a mod
got screencaps of your unfair banning and going to send it to the room creator
i might reconsider if you unban me
>>679297023
You actually think they give a fuck about your ban?
>>679295990
You were pretty convincing man!
Gotta save my pennies mate, will probably need tires for my next WoF, I'll do all 4 so it'll be costly!
Still coughing a bit, seems to be less though, so I think I'm on the mend
>>679297023
You think i give a fuck m80?
Dont come in being a faggot next time.
>>679296861
Tell us more, bro.
>>679297271
how was i being a faggot lol?
my ban got cleared so i joined the room again..
>>679296051
nom
>>679297154
You need semi-slicks at that, mate, so get saving!
Really though, did you see Matt Farah's Drive piece on his one? It's just stock on really fat Toyo R888's and it looks the goods, I reckon.
Ah, well that's good to hear. Hopefully you get to make the most out of your break!
>>679297359
Your ban was cleared because the list was cleared.
You're not special.
>>679296372
yeah, nah. im talking about those 16-20 year olds who are out roaming the streets on the piss all the time. yummy
>>679297445
yeah.... so that means i should be able to enter the room again
but you banned me
do you follow hahaha?
>>679297548
Maybe you should rethink the way you enter a room??
You follow??
>>679297548
*facepalm* obviously you didn't follow
glad we won tbh!
>>679297691
lol m8 all i did was announce that i wasnt banned anymore
was that really ban worthy?
what i did was not a ban-able offence
>>679297394
I need them to sponsor me if I want semi slicks!
I'm thinking RE002 Bridgestones
I did start watching it but I never did finish it! It did look nice!
Honestly, I'll do a whole lot of nothing
Got 2 assessments I need to make sure I work on too
More traps and lewdposting pls
>>679297864
>>679297914
got you
>>679297864
Send screenshots to [email protected]
I'll see what I can do
>>679297914
Will continue if you'll dress up like a girl for me
>>679297317
????
>>679297864
Maybe you should complain to someone who cares..
wasnt aware there was a ToS stating what is and is not ban worthy..
I dropped my hammer.
>>679298024
ayyy Scarlett. Y'know she's 30 something
>>679298093
Would still inseminate that boipuss
>>679298068
>not anon you're replying to
Ill dressup if you supply outfit..
>>679297871
Yeah, fuckin' oath. Shit is not cheap! Especially not in 17"
Yeah, they're a good tyre, people rate them. Not semi-slick ridiculous though, so it's pretty reasonable wear, price, etc.
Two weeks free gaming lol
>>679298149
Where you based anon?
>>679298068
If you can go back to an hour ago before I took my make up off, sure
>>679298246
chch
>>679297864
Cleared your ban
>>679298304
pics please anon, with smudged make-up :3
>>679298185
Some Achilles semi slicks would be sweet! But yeah, price tag isn't so sweet
I read a lot of V8 supercar drivers reckon they're a really good street tyre, beats the ecos on it at the moment
I did pull a sick drift the other day, it was on gravel with a couple mates, but nevertheless, I owned that shit
Kek, two weeks of catching up on sleep I'd say!
>>679298356
I took it off properly anon, I'm not some scrub. Also I was the one who posted the butt photo earlier
>>679298342
thanks m9 have a good night
>>679298356
dont you stop
>>679298396
Never been much fussed on Achilles, but I'm a brandfag, I guess
Oh, really? Yeah, wouldn't take much to beat the Eco's on it haha!
Rally slides still count, mate, and witnesses are bonus points!
Haha, solid use of time. Good plan, good plan.
>>679298449
anon city and contactfag plz
>>679298599
my bad
>>679298149
>No clothes of your own
Get outta here
>>679298782
>Never claimed no clothes
I am here to satisfy anon.
>>679298703
P North
[email protected]
I probably won't reply till tomorrow cuz I need sleep
>>679298696
So you'd take Nitto's everyday?
That's what sorta sold me on them, some people track cars on those tyres, so they shouldn't be bad!
Union St carpark, kek. I rated it though
Too right! Sidenote; 15 hours sleep? Shit man, feelgood.jpeg?
>>679298944
I seriously got my wat on when I first heard how Nitto was pronounced.
>>679298944
Bridgestone's or death, really. I like 'em.
Yeah, man, they're a pretty aggressive tyre still! But not full on semi-slick ridiculous, so they're a bit more reasonable to leave on the car for daily duties.
Well I hadn't slept the night prior so it just kinda happened. I dunno, it wasn't as amazing as you'd expect, but I don't feel quite so fucked now.
>>679299153
How'd you think it was pronounced? "Knee-toe"?
>>679299284
Ah true!
I feel the RE003's go more towards slicks, so 002's would suit, plus the price point, although I haven't got a quote yet
Ah true. Did you sleep a good portion of the day away, or just fall asleep early on through the night?
I took a sleeping pill when I had eye surgery, 12 hour sleep, still one of my best sleeps to date
>>679299866
Nah I thought it was pronounced knit-oh. Wasn't till last year I actually heard it instead of read it
it's that time folks
>>679299866
Not him, but how is it prononced?
Yeah, word. Well hit them up, they're good people!
Nah, I crashed at five or so last night, I was fucking done.
Never tried sleeping pills, wouldn't mind having a go of them though. I was kinda off and on for the night, didn't sleep soundly for any period of time.
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>>679300293
I thought it was pronounced "nit-toe" but I dunno?
Will do, man. Probably won't be for 6 months at least, tread on the back should last that long I'd think
Fuck, proper early. Would have woken up hungry as fuck?
I got administered them as part of my meds after my eye surgery, so I only got 3 or 4. Bur I've always had trouble sleeping, but I put it down to bad sleeping habits more than anything
They're the worst sleeps, man, constantly waking up and shit
Dia come back
>>679300237
been waiting since OP for you man
>>679300939
aww shucks <3
>>679300576
Mate, Eco's are good for that weekly petrol budget anyway, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Nah, not particularly. You know what I'm like.
Yeah, word. Sounds like they did the trick though! And I know that feel, probably for the same reason.
You know it, but it was still better than nought.
>>679300764
tfw you can't afford the whole tank so don't get the cannon
>tfw pump action 40mm grenade launcher
>>679300820
head sticking up on top of a ridge
grass tied on to barrel
fags
>>679301077
They are good, but then when you want to play, there's not enough grip! It's hard, man, I tell ya!
Mm yeah, I wake up hungry after 8 hours, kek
I asked if they could prescribe me more.. "We can't, their addictive, but ask your GP" tfw
Yeah man, too right!
>>679292314
i'm in auckland
>>679301418
asl
>>679301246
i think you'll find that's actually an APC or IFV
>>679301300
shrug, grass is to break up the outline of the barrel for better camo effect
>>679301540
28/f/auckland..
anyone want to chill and blaze in lower hutt?
>>679301355
Dagumi that shit, push the limits of based Eco's for mad skills and shit!
Hahah, "we can't, but here's how to get more". Top notch healthcare, as usual!
>>679295104
ey gurl
>>679301906
ay bb u wan sum fuk
>>679297371
nz?
>>679301648
dtf?
dat uzi tho
>>679301812
I've had it understeering, which was the point when I said "I need new tyres"
Kek, they worked magic though. "10/10, would recommend, great trader A+++"
>>679301614
by tying the grass onto the barrel they could affect the trajectory
>>679301993
your asl?
>>679301951
where you bbcakes?
>tfw nobody to fugg ur boypussy
FUCKIN STRAYA CUNT
>>679302041
Bit of scrub angle, mate, no worries! Just slide it to fix the understeer.
Yeah, fuckin' clearly!
>>679302115
24 m orewa
>>679302232
STRAYA CUNT
nah just kidding, am in hams as well, assuming you're who posted saying you were from hamilton earlier
Anyone got the Jade Schutte nudes?
>>679298068
Who is this qt, where can I find em and is there moar?
>>679303068
Na fuck her its all about dem Dunedin nudes bro
>>679302767
yes, but whereeeeee
>>679303216
hillcrest breh
where bouts you?
>>679289996
>Guess he's never been depressed aye.
There is no depression in New Zealand
https://youtu.be/2HVogejKx_c
>>679303812
boss
>>679303382
fairfield
>>679288350
auckland uni student reporting in,
>>679303812
I really want to see that fire and the 2 20mm shells go through his shoulders/
>>679304940
previous statement
"ay bb u wan sum fuk"
Legit why do you cunts make your own thread
>>679305066
dude ikr
although i suspect that's a bit bigger than 20mm
>>679305221
woops
>>679305221
23mm ZU-23-2
>>679305136
'cuz NZ is small country and everyone in this thread is the entire population of NZ, at least, the only ones that matter.
>>679305515
hue, was bigger than a 20mm tho
>>679305136
aww that budgys so cute!!
Can we get some nudes of some Maori bitches up in here? Wellington anon here and I've never banged a native.
>>679306402
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>679306198
do want
mmmmmmmmmmmm
spaa
rip in peace thred
>>679307708
NEVAR