Can my dick get close enough to those lips? You're gorgeous, girl.

>>679282955
let me guess
he got shot by the cartel

What's your stance on the current geopolitical situation in the Middle East correlating to ISIS and the refugee crisis?

>>679282955
let me put my dingleling in your beautiful vagina

Is he a pharmacist? Or did I get it right? You don't look half black.

>>679282955
Did you try the Kylie Jenner lip challenge or something?

>>679283327

re-roll

so are you gonna send tits or not

>>679283114

Re-roll.

Can i stick my wee wee in your butt and pee into it?

>>679283327

THIS

>>679283327

One more time, rerollll

>>679283478
fucking roll for things thatll get tits, moran

>>679283327 rool

>>679283114
Roll

Let's see some tits or I'll stomp a baby nigger to death, ya whore!!

>>679283638
roll

So I'm going to skip all the bullshit. You are gorgeous, don't get me wrong, but you hear that a million times a day. Let's get down to it. I wanna fuck. You're clearly on here for something. Let me see some tits.

>>679283756
Roll

>>679283327
Roll l'eremo

>>679283775

WINRAR

>>679283775
Weak Winrar

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>>679283775

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Got a reply from that fat girl from the last thread
2 decides

OP, can we see the picture you have on the site? No offense, but I wanna make sure this is even possible.

>>679284124

So you're saying no? That's the spirit. What's your address? You know what, never mind, I like a challenge.

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>>679284136
Sure, they're catfish pictures anyway

>>679284236

Andareroll

>>679284236
Roll

>>679284124
but it cant be rape unless you say no, so no?

>>679284236

lol imma go with this

I'm not gonna bullshit you here, I'm not looking for love and I probably won't take you for dinner (unless you're lucky who knows). But what I can offer you is a very underwhelming night of sex which based on historical results will last between 2-4 minutes. So what do you say?

>>679284492
WINRAR. Thanks for rolling for me, anon.

>>679284492
Winrar

>>679284236
Op going straight to police watch list, what a hero

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>>679284492
She must want the dicking
0 decides

>>679284515
Rolling for this

New girl, this time we'll get her nudes, quote and roll 3, dubs, trips, quads for her

>>679284801
>>679284801
Ill just wait outside for you then :^)

>>679284515
Topkek

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>>679284960
Forgot image

>>679284801

Already giving me a pet name, sweet. Just don't ruin the whole thing and call me that during.

>>679284801
I wanna break into your heart
*tips fedora

>>679285022
My balls are as blue as your eyes. Let me get a picture.

>>679285080
I'm not even upset I didn't get this one. Legit lol'd.

WINRAR

>>679285131

Rerolllllll

>>679285080
Fucking kek

>>679285080
winrar

>>679284801
Bitch i will if i want to

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>>679285080
1 for her
3, dubs, trips, quads for the blue eyed girl

>>679285131
investing

>>679285418
I guess I need a tub full of kfc, huh?

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>>679285022

>>679285131
Another roll since no body else is trying.

>>679285548
roll

>>679285418
just so you know you are a fat ass whore and im only talking to you to because i have nothing better to do

>>679285418
send another dick pic

>>679285131

3 pls

>>679285548
this

>>679285548
rolling

>>679285548

Definitely this holy fuck.

>>679285663
WINRAR

>>679285663

WINRAR. Finally.

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>>679285131

>>679285548
yes

Hither ain't got nothing on the war crimes I would commit for a piece of that ass

>>679285548
Re rollin

>>679285548
for the fatty

>>679285855
dubs are worthy of this
>>679285548

>>679285818
Rolling for this

>>679285922
>>679285855
double dubs, deliver OP

>>679285955
Winrar

>>679286135

A little late man. We have >>679285855 and >>679285922

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2 this time guys!

>>679286288
I'm calling you fat you stupid retard

>>679286288
You know... because you're fat...

>>679286425
Roll

>>679286444
Checked

>>679286444
>>679286444
>>679286444

>>679286288
"Excuse me?" I bet thats something ya never said at the dinner table.

KFC is a very fattening food. Based off your picture, it seems you'd like that. Fat and stupid, I sure pick some bad rape victims.

>>679286444
>>679286288
Trips are worthy.

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Send her this picture Op.

>>679286288
Duh, because you're fat? Why is everybody on this site so stooopid. I'm so lonely

>>679286444
jej

>>679286503
this

>>679286288

"You are excused."

>>679286505
Kek roll

>>679286505
reroll if the trips don't count.

>>679286288
fat bitches love KFC, silly ;)

>>679286288
You heard me you fat whore, why dont you make yourself useful and lose the weight or suck this dick, you pick

>>679286525
This

>>679286288
*facepalm* because you're fat? Do I need to spell everything out for you? Rosie o donell

There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.
Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.
Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.
Haha, females are so fucking sad. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. Way to be a good slave, whores. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life.

>>679286662
WINRAR if the trips don't count.

>>679286662
Winrhyme

>>679286662
Winrar

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Went with the trips
4 this time
Also, reminder, I can't send pics over this app

Lol? You're never gonna lose the tonnage with that attitude.

>>679286807
you must be good at sucking amaright

>>679286807
Does your stomach jiggle when you laugh? I'm getting close to your street, by the way.

>>679286807
It's no laughing matter. Obesity leads to heart disease and diabetes. Might I suggest hitting the gym once in a while?

>>679286807
its really not funny, you should lose some weight. Im only thinking about your health

u
me
hotel
tonight
we fuck

>>679286923
kek

>>679286923
Hoho This

>>679286907
Roll pls

>>679286807
Please don't laugh, That was registered on the richter scale

>>679286807
we can go to the gym toghether, I can make you a better person. think aobut it

>>679286923
Re-roll!

>>679286807
It's no laughing matter, you should hit the gym once in a while you landwhale

Don't worry about it. I'm what you would call a "cubby chaser"

>>679286923
RefuckingRoll

>>679286807
Bitch, did you hear anyone telling jokes? There's nothing funny about heart disease... Unless it's some desperate uggo fatty on an online dating site... then it's hilarious.

>>679286907
This time

>>679287030
Kek! Roll

>>679286923
please this

>>679286923 has my vote

>>679287138
Roll

>>679286907

>>679286723
roll

Bet that pussy looks like a handful of rubber bands

>>679286923

And I'll do one more roll. Thanks for the rolls everyone haha.

>>679286907
One more time

>>679287030
Roll

>>679287138
roolio

>>679287138
This

>>679287048

>>679286807
I want to fuck your tight fat rolls

>>679286923

Roll like this bitches stomach

still, I'd do you

>>679286807
Anyway...you could be my slam piggy for one night, if you get me really drunk

>>679287103
Roll wtf why is nobody getting 4

>>679287138
Rolling

>>679287346
Roll

and I love fat

i want ot grab your belly like its a second set of boobs.ands start fucking it

>>679287414

WINRAR

>>679287048
kek

>>679287414
Winnar

>>679287414
Lame.

>>679287414
you stupid fucking cock

>>679287423
LOL NEXT ONE

>>679287414
winrar

OP pls send one of the others. We're all in agreement here.

>>679287484
>>679287574

Double 4s. Re-roll for this one? It's a sign.

Reminder that the goal is nudes, not keks

>>679287674
i dont want to see nudes of this whale

>>679286981

roll

>>679287674
there are many nudes on the interwebz
you cannot say the same about the keks

>>679282955

HOW DO I SCORE NUDES ON OKCUPID ?

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>>679287770

>>679287665
I wanna lick the crumbs that have been trapped between your rolls for years. :P

>>679287818
Just be yourself

>>679287999
r u my dad

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New girl I got warmed up for you guys
3 decides

>>679288161
You sleep naked? I bet you have to change the sheets when you wake up.

>>679288161

I need to to you.

>>679288161
What's she ewwing at

>>679288262

rolll

>>679287894
Legacy crumbs brah..
Like taking a soil sample

>>679288161
why would i wonna know that..?i sense that u fancy me.. bad girl.... :P

be nice.... ;)

>>679288308

reroll

>>679288336

re-re-roll

>>679288161

Ew? Sorry if I offended you. You're just a very cute girl and I like getting straight to the point.

>>679288363
Done.

>>679288363

What a fucking waste.

>>679288363
gay

>>679288161
Deal, I'm just lie there and you can go to town all over me

>>679288423
>>679288433

Fucboi-Gayshit Co. at your service, gentlemen.

>>679288443
Weiner

>>679288161
Daaamn... What a stuck up bish..

>>679288443
OP say this not that other shit

>>679288659
>>679288625

He did that other shit and he fucked it up.
Simple phrase. And. He. Fucked. It. Up.

>>679288443
Fuck! I should have read this before I typed the other line.

>>679288161
Ok, maybe I came on a little strong. I like to get straight to the point. I find you attractive and I figured we're both on here to have some fun.

>>679288659
Sorry about the extra To. I have a type impediment

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>>679288659
You fucked up op

>>679288758
Is that, like, where you're retarded and too scared to admit it?

>>679288857
ill rosebud your ass, friend.

>>679288756
This and add:

So how about letting me eat that booty?

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>>679288758

Excuses..
We need to speak about your performance Anon, recently it hasn't been good.
So we thought of replacing you with Jim.
Jim is a good guy, has a strong recommendation with him, also he always brings coffee and doughnuts.

>>679289002
roll

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Well shit.
1,2,3, or 4 gets it.

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This thread is kill

>>679289077
>>679289002

>>679288986
What the fuck does that even mean
And I'm not your friend, pal

>>679287999

DIDNT WORK

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>>679289031
well I wasn't the fucktard who rolled for the previous comment in the first place

>>679289077
*need to do you

>>679289077

Sorry, my cat stepped on the keyboard.
Naughty Mittens, I still love him.

>>679289077

Sorry, I meant do. I just like being straight forward. You're a very attractive girl, I didn't mean any offense.

>>679289077
>>679289002
This

>>679289077
sit on my face

>>679288120

SON YOURE A FAGGOT
THIS EVNING I'LL BEAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS

>>679289176
reroll

>>679289175

Roll

>>679289077
i need to yo you. Thats what i meant to say.. its like an expression

when u pleasantly surpise someone..

i intend to do that by forcing my humongous - majestic cock in your cunt trap..


With love and respect,

Annon Annons.

>>679289077
You fucking heard me you dumb cunt, continue with that back talk and I'll destroy your very essence

>>679289184
Winrar

>>679289184

WINRAR

>>679289077
Can I paint you green and call you pepe while I fuck you from behind?

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Okay, gonna wait for her reply before I post the next half

>>679289133
nice dubs.. idiot.

it means that u are a newfag that knows fuck all.

explanatory: when someone sticks his fist in thy ass of yours and opens his hand and fingers - trying to form a rose bud.

get it buddy?

I think we got a bit over our heads.
The goal is NUDES, not KEKS.

>>679289184
And call her your meme slut

>>679289380

May-mays slut.

>>679289363
Anyone can get nudes any time this is the fucking internet, keks are better. Google "naked chicks"

>>679289421
Kys faggot

>>679289450

Triggered

>>679289342
So can I eat the booty?

>>679289322
reroll for this, after she replies

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Fuck her I'm one year younger than her

>>679289578
He's sending the eating of the booty next.

>>679289614

Sounds like she has the spirit for rape. Send that one really long rape message, OP.

you want to tickle my butthole?

>>679289614
Is your bush as thick as your eyebrows?

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5, 6, 7, or 8 decides, she might have given up, we'll see

>>679289614
Only number you should concern yourself with in 8 going in you.

>>679289614
and u are kind of too fat..but u dont see me makin g a big fuss about it..

one year apart and im too young... ffs..hahahaa..

i bet this makes u feel strong.. a big strong beautiful woman.. true BBW.

>>679289798

Fine, fine. Do you wanna eat MY booty?

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>>679289450

>>679289798
X's and O'x
so you want some hugs and kisses?

>>679289888
WINRAR

>>679289888
Winrar. Also, checked.

>>679289888
trips!!

WINRAR

>>679289854
This needs to happen

>>679289888
I gotta go with this...

>>679289798
So you mean to tell me you're on here in search for an actual meaningful relationship or friendship of some sort? Are you THAT fucking desperate?

Can I habe the pussy, pls?

>>679289798
"you're a twat. cook me some eggs"

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>>679289614
She wants an older guy because she's a slut that's into daddie's cummies.

These girls are pretty bad at ignoring people they don't want to talk to

>>679289798
Bitch would've blocked if she was really so offended. She's just an attention whore who feeds off of sexual and degrading comments.

>>679290079


roll

>>679290290
>>679290338
this

>>679286444
jej

>>679290338
>>679290290
Which is good for us, really

>>679290290
They really are like holy shit

>>679290079
Roll

>>679290079
rolling

>>679290079
roller

Well, I think that's it guys. No one is else is replying and I'm out of girls that will respond to me

>>679290079
This

>>679290274
Find a new bitch op this one is hopeless

>>679290079
roll

>>679290587
>>679290491
>>679290490
>>679290438
>>679290639

What are you even rolling for? It was already won.

>>679290625
roll

>>679290689
yes

>>679290730
Roll

>>679290761
nigger

>>679291073
sigger