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Yo /b/ I hate my life. In bed next to my wife. She's drunk
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Yo /b/ I hate my life. In bed next to my wife. She's drunk again.
Pic related, what I wish I had instead of my dumbfuck wife.
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>>679244559
How often is she stinking drunk man?
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Just left bed for the living room. Don't feel like listening to nigger music on blast through headphones.
Would be nice to be with a woman who is not a colossally retarded cunt.
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>>679245024
Only for the last week or so, but every fucking day, all day long.
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>>679244559
any pics of wife?
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>>679244559
Do you have kids?
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>>679245330
Go fuck yourself.
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>>679245489
Yes, one. She is 7.
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How old are you
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consequences are a bitch
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>>679245550
7? Pics or didn't happen.
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>>679245495
I will bro, i just need some good pics first.
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>>679244559

Kill her.

Take your daughter and live the good life.
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I work in a high school. I'm pretty attractive honestly. Loved by many of the girls in the school.
Every fucking day is torture.
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>>679245711
Mid 30s
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>>679245722
Fuck off pedo-fag

>>679245550
Sorry m8...gotta keep it together for your daughter. Does the wife has a history of addiction in her family? If so time for AA her, al-anon for you and maybe even your daughter if it's affecting her. Also consider family counseling
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Did you ignore the signs before getting married?
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>>679246100
Lol are you dr. Drew? That's exactly what he would say on Loveline
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>>679246100
Good fucking luck.
She has straight up refused any form of counseling, family, personal, religious, anything. She will flat out not do it.
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Post pics of wife so we can see how much of a colossal bitch she is.
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>>679246259
When she was different nearly 10 years ago?
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>>679246420
Suck my fucking asshole.
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Just man the fuck up OP. Tell her if she doesn't get her shit together and go to rehab then you are gonna take the kid from her and file for divorce. It is as simple as that. You cannot enable an addict because they will keep taking from you. Believe me, I have seen it first hand.
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>>679246590
>implying the court would let him keep the kid
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>>679245162
>Would be nice to be with a woman who is not a colossally retarded cunt.
They're all stupid cunts. Even the smart ones.

t. Dated doctors and engineers before.
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>>679246346
Maybe an intervention is the next step? It may just be that she has to go down a really dark path before she even accepts that she has a problem...sounds like it has been an issue until recently.

Any addiction in her fam?
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Beginning to consider fucking around.
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>>679246761
If that doesn't work, then it might be time for a divorce. You'll most like get custody of your daughter since she's old enough to not absolutely need her mom
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>>679246590
this guy. stop being a bitch about it and get proactive. otherwise enjoy being used.
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>>679244559
well then don't marry a nigger next time
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>>679246882
I prooooooooooobabbly would have already.... sounds like some bullshit
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>>679244559
so get a new wife
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The whole loud drunken rapping from the bathroom thing is the stupidest shit I've ever fucking heard.
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>>679246716
If he can prove her unfit he can get full custody. Doesn't sound like it would be hard to do.
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>>679246716
If she was an infant then of course not...she's 7. Doesn't absolutely need her mom.
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>>679246882
That will help your situation./s
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>>679247163
This.
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Get yourself a dog or two. My pups get me through the day.
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>>679246979
She's white, 5'2", under 100 pounds, and hot enough that my friends are universally jealous
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>>679247163
Good luck with that. Drinking is legal and it would be a stretch in court. Testing positive for drugs may work in OPs favour, not drinking yourself to sleep.
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>>679247345
Ehh...she's probably fucking one of your friends. Why the fuck weren't you out with her?
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Just arrived in the living room and was shocked to find me still awake and not in bed.
Previous to that, she was lying in bed directly next to where I would have been. Had no idea I wasn't there.
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>>679246962
do this.

i did. 2 kids. they love the shit out of me and always come by even when it's not :visitation"

life is short and you get one ride, so do your kids. mom will always be a drunk, will dad always be miserable or will at least one parent get it together and show them how to be happy? it matters /b/ro. get out.
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>>679244559
chances are bro, you married a psyhopath, infact chances are she was a innocent looking flower who turned out to be an evil canniving whoreish bitch with no soul.
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>>679245808
ever see up any skirts or down any shirts?
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Tell us why she is so bad.
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>>679244559
Why did you marry her dumb ass?
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>>679247609
She got drunk at home while I watched her, you fucking retard.
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>>679247974
L2spell
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>>679247974
pic related; you.
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>>679248153
She probably hates you. Does she work?
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>>679247852
become a Muslim family
your lives will change in a positive way
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>>679245162
MOAR
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>>679244559
>women are hard to deal with.

This is where the saying comes from "Women: can't live with them, can't live without them."

Some men have found a way to live a solitary life (or so they would have you believe), some men accept the bullshit that women seem to be teeming with and some men have turned to other men for their sexual needs.

Some men can't, or don't want to, live with this and become drug addicts (alcohol is a drug and alcoholics are abusers, like meth addicts, coke heads and chronic stoners), depressed or just up and kill themselves.

Of course, there are other reasons for which people turn to the drink or to puffing their days away, but I've found more people than I'm comfortable with do so because of women.

I want for nothing more than to give myself to a women in the way that it seems Robin Williams' character did in Good Will Hunting, but I deeply fear investing myself that much into another person - people can be so fucking cruel.
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Also she has no job, contributes extremely little to the household, and has this demanding selfish narcissism that makes me cringe.
Doesn't even make me mad. It's like, please don't talk in front of my friends. It's embarrassing.
She's an qbsolute fucking idiot that cannot keep her stupid fucking mouth shut in public, and says the dumbest shit possible.
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>>679248364
Of course not.
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>>679248709
>still saying cringe when you're in your mid 30s
probably why you have a piece of shit wife.
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>>679244559

As a child of exactly this kind of mother, get your daughter away from her. Mom will damage her. She will never stop drinking. I don't remember my childhood because of my drunkard mother.

Take kid and run OP.
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Post pics or 404.
>sage
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>>679248811
Shit makes me cringe. What's your problem?
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>>679244559
let's see your wife...what's she look like? maybe I'll take her off your hands for you...
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Stop enabling her fucking behavior you cunt. You are as much to blame as her. Grow the fuck up and take control of your life. Clear the booze out of the house, sober her ass up and tell her no more alcohol in the house because she can't control herself like an adult. End of story. Fuckin whiner...
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>>679248811
>self banning words due to age

are you some kind of communist faggot?
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Dude, i don't get it. You are not complaining about abuse, hard drugs or neglect. So your marriage is crap, statistics weren't in your favour anyway. As long as you can work your job and keep a house, who cares about getting a few pints in you on Wednesday? You can do worse.
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>>679244559
Just fucking leave dude don't waste your limited years on earth with a nasty cunt who listens to nigger music on blast. Go live it up. You know she's probably cheating... why else would she be drunk anon?
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>>679248983
only underage say and use cringe to describe things.
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At least the fucking rapping has stopped. Now she's yelling at Call of Duty in the living room.
Better than the nigger bullshit.
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>>679249370
faggot, post a picture of her or fuck off
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>>679248788
>>679248811
>>679248877
Three dubs in a row is a sign that you should get drunk too, OP.
If dubs, do it.
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>>679244559

uhh thats not your wife, thats maddie from austin
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>>679248709
No job, why'd you buy her liquor then?
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>>679249510
>Pic related, what I wish I had instead of my dumbfuck wife.
>what I wish I had
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>>679249479
Rolling for this.
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>>679249510
>Pic related, what I wish I had instead of my dumbfuck wife.
>what I wish I had
learn to read anon
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You sound a bit shit to be honest
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>>679249252
I've been home with her since noon. She drinks at home. Every day.
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>>679249510
>>679244559


woops I misread your original quote... needless to say, this IS a pic of Maddie from Austin, me and a group of friends hired her for our bachelor party there in September, along with some other random austin hot girls we found through instagram
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>>679249665
Robbed of Satan trips.
Rolling for >>679249479 again.
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>>679249764
No job, drinks at home. Stop buying her alcohol faggot.
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>>679249635
well fuck me, the answer is clear. you married the wrong woman. its not the alcohol thats pissing you off OP. its the two brain cells playing hide and seek in your wifes head.
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>>679249912
Robbed of double dubs.
Rolling for this >>679249479 one more time.
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>>679249754
Less shit than I used to be.
There's the rub, in fact. Since we've been together, she's fallen the fuck apart, and I have improved my looks and my professionalism.
I could pull chicks like I'm posting in this thread these days.
I should, honestly.
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>>679249764
you seem like a prick, no wonder she drinks. she probably can't stand being around you sober.
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>>679249635
>>679249671

see
>>679249806
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>>679250009
She gets money from her family.
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Post a pic of your stupid fucking wife you faggot
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>>679250172
>I could pull chicks like I'm posting in this thread these days.
/b/ullshit
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>>679250173
This
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>>679250166
Checked.
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>>679244559
Suffocate her
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>>679250307
confirming the This in this.
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>>679244559
Have you tried beating her?
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>>679247030
I don't understand what is happening here.
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>>679250278
I'm an attractive, comfortable mid 30s man with nearly everything a young girl like that looks for.
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>>679246975
Don't tell her anything OP! Don't even hint at taking the kid; she'll outflank you like the cunt she obviously is. All of a sudden, you will have been hitting her, abusing her, molesting your own daughter etc etc etc; you know how this goes - who will the Courts believe? Be stealthy - lawyer up quietly, get your case solid, then spring it on her. Alpha up, OP.
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No wedding ring in pic. = Bait.
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>>679250602
This
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>>679244559
Are you a cuck? Time for you to divorce her ass. Stop playing yourself son. You not the best epic...congrats: you played yourself.
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>>679250553
you have an attractive wife (by your own account) that is apparently quite bored with you.
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Post pics of wife.
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>>679250553
Except you attitude sucks and you don't seem to see that you only get one life to live you gotta be happy.

But in your mind you 'gotta stay together for the kid'. Cuz the kid wants a drunk mom and a dad who hates life.

Leave the bitch dude. Marriage is a two player game and it sounds like this bitch left her controller on pause.
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>>679244559
Leak her nudes
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>>679250770
She's horrifically depressed and flat refuses to do a fucking thing about it. So she drinks.
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>>679250553
>young girls
>admittedly attracted to high school girls
>wonders why mid-thirties wife is drunk
Just get drunk and fuck your drunk wife already. Dubs already demanded it.
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>>679250903
nothing changes around here, does it?
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>>679249764
Have you asked her why she's drinking? If this isnt normal there's a reason.
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>>679251065
Admittedly attracted to high school girls. Oh, the humanity.
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>>679251022
Have her watch that movie I Smile Back, maybe itll show her whats to come.
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>>679251147
Primarily because she ran out of weed. That's the pattern.
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>>679244559
OP you're a fucking faggot. You've got a hot wife to get drunk as fuck with while listening to nigger music on full blast and raging at Call of Duty. That's exactly where I want to be in my mid 30s.
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>>679251135
What did you expect, OP? Dr. Phil? You're asking advice from the internet's basement.
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>>679251423
So get her some weed
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>>679249764
Who doesn't? You some kind of bitch OP?
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>>679251248
>OP is a mid-thirties high school teacher.
Probably best he keep his dick in his pants while working, gets drunk and fucks his drunk wife.
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>>679245162
Post her. I wanna see how big of a fat cunt she is.

I'm imagining a five chins. Drool and a bag of Cheetos on her
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>>679251437
Except I'd like to do something with my life to create something for my child. There's that, uh, faggot.
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>>679249274
cringe was a word well before you heard it on the internet friend.
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Op listen closely you ever think she drinking every night because shes bored of you and the relationship. Maybe she doesn't have the balls to say she wants out and you need to do end it
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>>679251423
Shit OP; your life seems like a mess. Just ditch her man she clearly isn't worth the trouble you and your kid have to go through.
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>>679251543
Not OP, just making a point.
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>>679251679
As stated before, 5'2", under 100 lbs
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>>679244559
Been there bro. Make a plan and get out.
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>>679251423
What is the root cause though?

Also, be careful with high school chicks man. SHAVE BALLS
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>>679251925
I wonder how mang newfags in this thread have no clue about this
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>>679251600
Dubs has spoken.
Get some weed and smoke it with her.
You need to calm the fuck down anyway.
For your daughter's sake, and for the sake of your marriage.
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>>679251837
And that's just one of her tits
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Do you love your wife op?
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>>679251925
>>679252068
Ive been away for a couple weeks what did i miss?
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Alright time for bed. Had to vent.
Thanks to all of you who aren't 9 year old sperglords.
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>>679252212
>newfag detected
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>>679252068
Lets enlighten them. I need an update on this happy couple. She is so fucking hot.

>>679252212
This was last fall/late summer.
LANI THREAD??
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>>679252203
Yes, I do. But I'm doubting she loves me anymore.
She clearly loves herself and no one else.
This is the root problem.
Night /b/ros
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>>679250602
This
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>>679252409
shave balls
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>>679245550
Op if you have a kid don't kill yourself.. Think how she would feel having no farther that's a fucked up thing...
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>>679252409
Oh was that the jesus freak guy?
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Do you love your wife OP. Do it for your kid OP. Do it for your marriage. Bunch of faggots
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>>679249048
This
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>>679247330
Omfg I won't one :o
What dog is that omg
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>>679252444
Fuck man give us more info and we can talk you through.

Her just being into herself only isn't a reason to drink!!!!!!! Doesn't make sense.

>>679252519
Bingo
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>>679252534
Marriage to a bitch incapable of loving anyone but herself?
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>>679251437
Nick wtf bro. He's asking for help
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>>679248020
are you suggesting that if a teacher is seen by any of the students to be pervin' around he won't be called out?

good, otherwise i'd have to say you're a little autistic m8
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bruh I feel you.

my current gf just got her 2nd DUI and will likely have mandatory jail time. she went to court once and they just kicked the can down the road to mid-May.

also i got something fierce of an STD from her. something bacterial. cured now. haven't had sex with her since before taking the antibiotics. i actually intentionally pozzed her because i was pissed she gave me something. she's a highschool dropout and works as a bartender at some "high end" restaurant. i'm a dr. and i have my own house. it's to the point where i've been lying and telling her i'm out of town just because i don't want to see her.

sounds a lot like your bitch. i feel your pain, my dude. i'm 32. something in mainstream culture is fucking our women up nowadays. it's not exactly feminism, more broadly a form of cultural authoritarianism. I blame unelected officials using their power unjustly (read: michelle obama).

no idea what to do. in your situation, or in mine. some days i just feel hopeless, and like all women are tainted by some unstoppable cultural force that is against white maleness. or it could just be social ineptitude. whatever the case, i guess i just posted to let you know you're not alone.

pic is girl. will post me if interest
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>>679250602
This
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>>679252716
You need another exclamation point on your dumb-ass sentence.
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>>679252235
No problem bro. Hope it gets better for you
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>>679252835
I'm interested...what did you like about her? I bet she was/is wild in bed...
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>>679252235
Well guys, time to compare dicks
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>>679252835
>tfw when you can't find a girl you can make listen to you

You're not trying hard enough buddy
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>>679252835
This is nothing like my situation at all.
Blaming Michelle Obama is retarded.
Holy living fuck.
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>>679251437
>hot wife
citation needed

We only know she is a hot mess. OP has provided nothing else.

>>679252933
sorry to have offended you!

!!!

!!!!!!!!!

>>679252835
>i'm a dr
hope my dr doesn't have a drippy dong fuck..
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check em
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>>679244559
her shirts inside out.
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>>679253126
honestly? do you really want to know the honest truth? my guess is yes, but it's a little shameful.

i had been dating a girl for a while before her who thought of my hobbies as childish and ridiculous (while watching makeup videos and consuming celebrity gossip isnt?).

the honest truth is that she plays magic the gathering with me. that's what we did on our first date. i just wanted someone that i could connect with on more than just a physical level. i know, stupid on me. but that's the honest truth to answer your question.

pic is me
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>>679252835
The problem is women can get away with anything now, so naturally they act like spoiled little babies.
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>>679252161
kek
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Leave her, leave your life. Join the French Foreign Legion, and start a new life.
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>>679244559
I was in your boat. Gf went sober.

Still a bitch though.
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>>679253504
This is not me. Dude trolling as OP.

Again, I'm going to fucking bed.
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>>679253504
HEY YOU ARENT OP
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>>679253504
Dr? Do you mean male nurse Focker??

>>679253769
He ain't trolling he posted the chick with the STD gifts above. Your thread was boring you just pout. Go to bed and wake up tomorrow in the same boat faggot.


I want to hear what Magic the Gathering up there has to say. What is the sluttiest thing she has done Dr??
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post a pic of your wife so we can judge your perception of reality OP
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>>679252835

im 32 years old also... im the guy who had the bachelor party with the girl in OP's pic
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>>679254064
>bachelor party with the girl in OP's pi
I invented Facebook
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>>679245246

any recent problems? most people don't get shitfaced 7 days in a row for nothing..
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>>679253504
What format?
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>>679251710

+1
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>>679248504
Sad to say but the kind of love Robin Williams' character had is mostly a fairy tale. Especially these days. It's impossible to love most of the women you will meet and if you find one you can love, she most likely won't love you. It's just probabilities. Relationships should be treated like business transactions, an exchange of services. That is the only way to avoid soul crushing disappointment and despair.
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>>679244559
>>679245162
>>679249370
>>679250172
>>679251022
>>679252235
>>679252835
>>679253541
BECOME MGTOW
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>>679254014
>>679254014
post pics of your wife op, i have a feeling you are delusional on how hot you and your wife are
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>>679244559
Divorce. Move on. Middle aged dudes are valuable in the dating marketplace.
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>>679254544
This is true, and I am very much looking forward to it. Right now in my early 20s I have next to 0 worth to women apparently.
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>>679253504
really rather see more pictures of her...sorry...
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>>679245808
Sound like a Russelburg
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>>679245808
Are you the janitor or gym teacher? Those are the most likely to be pedophiles
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>>679254402
Took me 34 years and a couple dozen relationships to figure this out. We go in alone we go out alone. Fuck what a bummer. I still look back at the few that got away and think I should have done this or done that and maybe we would have gotten married and lived the fairy tale.

What a fool I am...
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>>679254011
mostly basic stuff. she's obedient, i'll give her that

i fucked her in an elevator once. my favorite was doggy style. man you should've seen it though, when i pozzed the fuck out of her dirty vagina it looked like when you have a bad cold and sneeze all over -- like that goobery green snot all over my cock from her vag. it was disgusting

so in a way, the latter lol. but not in a good way.

i sympathize with OPs situation because this girl is another just like many women today. as someone said, women are just given free reign to do whatever they please. getting drunk, driving while drunk, having unprotected sex with all manner of men and beast.. it's absolutely absurd and we need a cultural reckoning.

tits because you guys are cool dudes, and idgaf.
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>>679252835
Tinder has made girls access whatever fantasy they want with no consequence
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>>679254544
>Middle aged dudes are valuable in the dating marketplace.
>>679254748
This guy has a kid so he is just another fat middle aged balding pile of shit.

If you can make it to middle age without a gut, kid, and you still have your hair then you are the unicorn. Problem is, all the women at that age are fat, with a kid and think they deserve prince charming.

source:me - 34, no kids, in shape and a full head of hair.
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>>679254236
mostly modern
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>>679255211
>pozzed
wtf does this even mean? never heard it before??

I am really protective of my dick. Never had an STD and I plan to keep it that way. If I saw that I would run like Forrest Gump in Vietnam

And you still refer to her as your gf? Is that a typo?
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>>679255265
Well you could go after younger girls? And I just hope by that time they will solve male pattern baldness because I have horrible genes when it comes to hair. I'm 23 and one day I just woke up with a receding hairline. Hopefully most of it will stick around a decade or two.
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>>679255661
pozzed means to intentionally infect someone with a disease. i.e. you have a cold and work at mac donald's so you loog into a cop's burger to get him sick or something. in my case i fucked my girl raw knowing i had some massive bacterial shit going on. i did it both to get back at her because i was pissed, and also so that when i went back to the doc to get treated, it would be raging. no joke i spent a lot of money trying to clear that shit up.

she's still technically my gf, and she wants the D but damn man.. how much shit can you take?? 2nd DUI, going to jail, works a shit job, has no money, total leech on society. at least she plays magic and gets high with me, and doesn't have kids. she is divorced though.

what's a guy to do these days.

pic related to std she gave me
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>>679255265
That nigger doesnt know how to punch for shit.
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>>679255265
>If you can make it to middle age without a gut, kid, and you still have your hair then you are the unicorn
I guess Im a unicorn, that may explain why all the young bitches love me.
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>>679256147
Is that cum, or a zit?
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>>679255265
>If you can make it to middle age without a gut, kid, and you still have your hair then you are the unicorn
I guess Im a unicorn, that may explain why all the young bitches love me, which is good, all the ones my age look like the golden girls.
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>>679244559
nice pokies
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>>679255211
you don't sound a lot like an M.D. in this post...goobery green snot?

Skeptical
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>>679256855
i'm not an md

i'm a doctor of audiology. ask me things about hearing or sound
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>>679245808
Shave balls
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>>679256671
>>679256755
dat hivemind
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>>679244559
keep dreaming OP
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>>679256147
If you got it from her, how were you infecting her? Doesn't make much sense.
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>>679256740
it's discharge from a bacterial std that i got from the chick in the picture.

i had been convinced it was gonorrhea or chlamydia. she was officially diagnosed with bacterial vaginosis. she is like the coolest chick, but almost too cool. if she would be my side chick forever, life would be great. not wife material though sadly. she knows how to look good though. if i didn't have shit i would probably know how to look good too
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>>679257072
When you see it
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>>679256948
have you triple Cs?
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>>679256948
waaaat?
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>>679256948
Is that like a doctor of mixology?
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>>679256981
Underated post
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>>679257176
well, that's a good question.

so the progression was like this, she said she had nothing. completely asymptomatic. i read in cases of chlamydia and gonorrhea: 1) women are less likely than men to get symptoms, and 2) 80% of all people have no symptoms.

knowing this, and knowing i definitely got something -- last time i bare dicked a chick was in the year 2000 and i had been tested since -- i wanted to pozz the fuck out of her dirty vag so that if there was any doubt she had something, there would be no more. but more to your point, another reason i did that was so that i could get more of the bacteria from the source in my cock. weird, i know. but i had already been to the doc once and all the tests said negative negative negative. i wanted to be sure that when i went back they would find something. so you're right, it was like a 2 way street. mostly i was just angry at her for infecting me. she was saying i was allergic to something. you dont get green shit coming out of your pee hole from an allergic reaction.
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I'm almost in the same situation. Good luck bre.
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>>679256981
B/rad is that you?
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>>679257466
the ASHA certificate of clinical competence in audiology? yes sir. i also have AAA, ADA, and board certified credentials.

>>679257561
funny guy, i hear that like 8 times a day lol

>>679257673
no, specialist in diseases of hearing and balance and their associated treatment.
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>>679257714
You're allergic to her chlamydia
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>>679257908
>funny guy, i hear that like 8 times a day lol
Probably because its so funny
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>>679256948
>ask me things about hearing

What can I do to ease my tinnitus?
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>>679252835
she's a stupid, and you deserve better, but all girls are the same so ...
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>>679244559
>>679252835
Why the fuck did you even date her, let alone got married to that girl if she's so awful?
Seriously, why the fuck do you fuck yourselves over, people?!
I cannot believe that she was a perfect little lady and then one day you woke up next to a monster.
There are always tale tell signs and, as conventional wisdom goes, you really shouldn't stick it in the crazy!
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>>679254402
>the kind of love Robin Williams' character had is mostly a fairy tale
>fairy tale

I know. I'm getting a little too involved with my fantasies and their lack of actual existence is fucking with me.

>Relationships should be treated like business transactions, an exchange of services.
>That is the only way to avoid soul crushing disappointment and despair.

This is a formidable part of why I just don't want to live.
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>>679257714
So you wanted to pozz yourself? But you make seem as if you have something and you are pozzing her. I don't get it. Your posts are all potatoes. And pozz is a fucking stupid way to say infecting.
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>>679258300
good question.

the conventional wisdom is to use noise maskers. these are administered like a broadsword when it needs to be a scalpel.

my typical protocol is to have you fill out a questionnaire (some people are so bad they want to an hero) which helps me understand where you're at with perception.

then i would measure spontaneous otoacoustic emissions, followed by a tinnitus matching exercise. it is important to a) find out where the exogenous generating site is, and b) figure out the minimum necessary bandwidth of a tinnitus masker to use. then i would give you a small in the ear device to wear that would effectively eliminate and remove your tinnitus.

that device based prescriptive treatment with an increase in antioxidants and decrease in certain cheeses, high salt foods, red wine, dark chocolate temporarily will also help.

tinnitus happens because the small hair cells in your organ of hearing are damaged and are "flopping over" for their last breath. that's why it sounds like a tone sometimes.

here's a fun study related to the historical clinical utility of spontaneous otoacoustic emissions
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/16462929_Spontaneous_otoacoustic_emissions_in_a_dog
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>Proposes to dumbfuck cunt.
>Complains on internet when she says yes.
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>>679244559
My wife was like that. I gave her an ultimatum. We did some therapy and it stopped
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>>679257072
>>679257259
It did give me a chuckle.
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>>679257238
I know a girl like that. Personality wise she is my soulmate. I've never known a girl like her. One that I could talk with everyday without getting bored. The only problem is, she is a massive slut. There is no logical reason why someone would whore around like she does except for some deep personality flaw which normally does not show itself. And I am not talking about five or ten guys which she has slept with, I am talking about the next level. She has banged more dudes than I even care to know about, because one is like a slap in the face.
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>>679250770
/ FUCKIN THRED
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>>679258801
it was mostly the lack of symptoms that were getting me. i knew i had gotten something from her. she was saying "nope i'm fine!" and i'm like well if that's true then you aren't now!

so both things were true.

i wanted to infect her because of her claim that she had nothing, i was allergic, and she had no symptoms.

and i wanted to infect myself and get a real bad raging infection because at that time i had a 2nd appointment with my family physician who had previously said i had no stds after the first time i went in.

all throughout this experience i had a burning in my cock shaft and discharge like you see in the pic above. there's a lot to this story, but to your point both things are true.
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>>679245808
just fuck the 18 year old ones or fuck them after they graduate
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>>679259253
this guy. you know exactly that feel, bro.

when she claims she's only been with 3 guys before you, and then later says she fucked 20 guys in a week (including 3 niggers) after sex while cuddling in bed. fucking wanted to throw her to the curb right then.
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Op is a faggot, can't do shit in life, can't fuck his drunk wife. There, said it, faggot
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>>679252161
FUCKIN kek
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>>679258759
First off, you shouldn't give up. Not if you really want that kind of love. If that is your dream, keep looking. Second, this really shouldn't affect your will to live. I am a lonely, pathetic, boring person with no prospects for sex, let alone love. However, I do not want to kill myself. There is so much to live for besides relationships, in fact, I'd say relationships are more likely to bring you down than make you happy. Find something you love doing, and the happiness will come.
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>>679259314
I understand now. I follow your logic and I might even agree with your methodology.

So are you all better? Or in treatment? What about the cum bag? How's she?
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>>679258008
ha ha ha fuck. Too funny.

I think there was something wrong with the bottle of Jack Daniels I drank last night. Feeling pretty sick today.
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>>679254858
Jesus H. Christ.

As a younger person, this is very depressing.
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>>679259253
What you are seeing here is a woman who, just a generation ago, would have made a wonderfully loving mother and lifelong wife.

Now you have culture and society trying to dictate the choices women make. Feminism with all its female empowerment rhetoric has left us with women who behave in the way you describe. With the natural order so disturbed, women have been given license to be horrible human beings. In the past, society would keep women in check. Now, they all end up like this. Used up, dirty, rotten goods. Even though some of them have great personalities, they have been tainted and corrupted by dark forces that are still manifesting in society.
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>>679259907
yeah man! it's all good now. but i'm scared to fuck her again. she thinks i'm in arizona at a conference right now. she is on antibiotics too.

i straight up told her if i get another std not only am i breaking up with her but i'm going to fucking slap the shit out of her.
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>>679258879
>the conventional wisdom is to use noise maskers.

The drive me fucking crazy. Especially the white noise generators.

>then i would give you a small in the ear device to wear that would effectively eliminate and remove your tinnitus.

Is this like an inverted wave generator like they use in noise cancelling headphones?

>that device based prescriptive treatment with an increase in antioxidants

Okay with this.

> and decrease in certain cheeses
lactose intolerant, no problem here.

> high salt foods, red wine,
I'm already in a low sodium intake mode because of the way I eat. I actually have to munch on Triskets or something to boot my sodium levels.
I don't drink red wine. I'm a single malt scotch, vodka kinda guy.

> dark chocolate temporarily will also help.
I eat maybe a bar of 85% dark chocolate so I'm probably safe here.


>tinnitus happens because the small hair cells in your organ of hearing are damaged and are "flopping over" for their last breath. that's why it sounds like a tone sometimes.

Understood. My ears have different frequencies and intensities probably because of some scar tissue on one ear drum.

Thanks for the info. Going to see an ENT in the near future and see what they have to say.
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>>679260231
Glad you're good anon. You should slap that bitch anyway.
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>>679259983
Anon I could be wrong. My thing was I bought into the fairy tale so when I was in a relationship that had major potential I always compared it to the ideal situation.

She never loved me enough
it just wasn't the right time
I could do better

shit like that. It is such a double edge sword though because if I had gotten hitched to one of the chicks would it have been worse?

Life is fucking tough when it comes to women. But for some (I have a brother that married at 21 and 15 years later couldn't be happier) it comes just fucking natural.
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Bump me or youre gay >>679258706
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>>679259999
I totally agree with what you are saying and I think that is a major problem today. However, I don't think this is relevant to this particular woman. She is not a feminist she just likes to party and when she gets drunk she wants to fuck anything with a pulse.
Also nice quads.
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>>679260231
>get another std
dude I am scared that people like you exist kinda. To knowing put your nasty drippy dick in her (even if you said she was the one who made it drippy) is fucked up.

I hate using condoms and rarely do, but I think I will get a box after reading this. Shit after reading this I need a fucking STD test and a shower. Gross.
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>>679260402
Yep, the fairy tale does exist, but very few get to have it. It's just like anything else in this world. The lucky few have what everyone else wants, but will never get.
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>>679259983
So much of the bad is true:
>>679254858
>>679259999

Of course quads couldn't lie.

When I was younger I was depressed and angry. But I found someone older and made of the same stuff as I. You can find someone - just don't confuse all of them for being potentially the one. I love whores because they're fun but I married a nun. I've never been happier.
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>>679260397
oh ho ho, my friend. a fine gentleman you are.

there will be videos. a simple slap is not enough. there must be humiliation. live leak worthy shit. this bitch is going to either develop some kinks or get PTSD. one or the other. all i know is it will be fun.

this is /b/, after all.
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>>679259983

You'll eventually find The One. I have. Several times, actually. On my fourth right now.
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>>679244559
You're an even dumber fuck for marrying her
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>>679259847
I'm probably getting too hung up on relationships, but they seem to be so integral to my happiness.

I want love.
I want to please another human being, a woman, and make her happy.
I want to accept her for everything she is.

I really want kids and a family.

A portion of this is derived from my hatred and fear of my father and my wanting to prove that I can be a father and husband like him without becoming the monster he became.

I don't know, I'm just having a real hard time extracting joy or even a sense of accomplishment from anything I do.

It's really been getting to me lately.

Thank you for your kind words, but I think I need to give this time and see how I feel about it after my feelings on the matter mature.
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>>679246590
He'll be rammed in the ass for child support and alimony. At that point suicide would be the only answer.
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>>679260939
I just don't seem to get how great something is when I am in it. I just got dumped after 6 months and it was about to get to the next level. I keep telling myself 'anon, don't be sad that it is over, be happy that it happened'. That works for this chick, but there was one about 4 years ago I should have wifed.

Fuck I should have put a ring on that one...

Fuck


fuck

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>>679248504
>>679254402
Can confirm. currntly suffering soul crushing heartbreak and Im trying not to kill myslef. women fucking suck and relationships are bullshit
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>>679261535
Single is the best man. Get over it. I wish I could go back 8 years and tell myself to not talk to her. I'm stuck in a state I don't want to be in, have to work a low pay overnight job or I'm fucked, and if I decide I'd rather be happy and quit and leave I would have child support ruining my life. The only thing stopping me is my son. He loves me way to much and never seen anyone get excited as he does when I get home from work early in the morning.
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>>679260402
Yeah, that fucking fairy tale, fantasy aesthetic.
It just seems so confusing and messy.

My brother is in a relationship with a girl and couldn't seem happier. I know that this is his first serious relationship and I hope that he doesn't succumb to the bullshit opportunity cost of settling down young when he could have played the fields a while. His girl really seems to care for him and she seems very down to earth.

I'm becoming annoyed and tired of the things I occupy myself with and I don't really feel like I want to keep occupying myself with them.

>>679261200
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha.

Time to cry.

Seriously though, I've seen too many people comment on the temporary nature of love and relationships for me to not feel bitter about interaction.
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>>679247330

If you dont fix 'em, you can fuck 'em.

You're welcome.
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>>679262189
Ya thanks for that anon I need to keep telling myself that. Being mid-30s all the friends are getting divorced or divorced, fighting over kids, got the gross dad body and declining health.

>>679262364
As I said above my brother found the right one though so that is what always crosses my mind when I am like 'fuck it just stay single and fuck bitches'. You are right though, but I just can't get my heart to listen!

Einstein was notoriously against managohmy and he was pretty smart.

He said something like 'marriage is trying to make something meant to last only a short time last a lifetime.'
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>>679262374

This thread is now dog reactions
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>>679247345
oh man the tiny drunks are the fucking worst. run like hell. you're still young enough to restart.
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>>679250520
zap zap
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>>679252835
Thanks alot mrs obama
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>>679262926
I'm not saying stay away but you'll find a girl to crown as your main bitch. I was 16 and thought I was in love. Skipped town to move to another state with her as soon as I turned 18 and everything was fun. I still love her but life is boring. I would like to own a business or monetize my hobby. But I'm being kept down by her and her entire family telling me just to stick with this shitty barely above minimum wage job or I'm a piece of shit. Sorry to vent.
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