and... I'm gay.

>>679207487
>the fucking thumbs up her tail is making

>>679208290
This makes me want to cry.

>>679207132
I'm ok with this....

>>679207015
they look like comets

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>>679207666

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>>679208290
Wtf is that

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>>679208778

>>679208765
picture w/o the text?

>>679207015
On a positive note, there's like a 95% chance this happened in the kitchen.

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>>679207015
>>679207132
>>679207201
>>679207287
horrific

>>679207132
Holy shit... The nipples got nipples

>>679208135
think she was arrested for indecency

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Got sent this last night by a woman on CL. I don't know why she thought this would get anyone to fuck her.

>>679207398
>nigger still upright
That belongs on a fail thread.

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>>679209545
She sent two more pretty horrible pics

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>>679209851

thats fine OP, i dident need sleep anyway

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>>679209910
2/3

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>>679210008
3/3

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>>679209931

>>679210264
Is she?

>>679210346
Is she what?

>>679210417
The photos you posted were from him?

>>679210527
Yep, she's one ugly bitch.

>>679210599
And she doesnt clean his ass very well lol

>>679210691
That was the very first picture she sent. I got an answer to my ad, clicked on it and was faced with that horror show.

>>679207487
>>679207913

7.5/10 kek

>>679207015
Fake, I can see the pixels

>>679209224
pretty sure you can barbecue this

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>>679210264
I'd fuck it like a man baby!

>>679210135
Wat

>>679210966
GTFO /b/ kid.

has anyone actually not lost yet?

>>679207666
that's not really wtf, just narcissism

>also checked

>>679211766
No, but there's no way to prove me wrong so I'm going to say yes.

>>679211782
They seem angry...

>>679211782
What's so weird about a zoo

>>679211439
Oooh, so cute! Thank you!

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>>679207132

>>679211766
saw this shit already. you need to try harder than that

>>679208290
I lost

>>679207398
like that episode of mission hill

>>679211782
laughed but this aint a ylyl so im still good

>>679212736
>checks "bellybutton fuck" off of list

thanks anon

>>679209169
Just save and crop, fam.

>>679212746
Why? Why?

>>679212746
Da fuck

>>679211439

Fucking cute little bastard! Fuck him!

>>679208204
moar

>>679212746
that's enough internet for today

>>679212746
dat chick's expression tho

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>>679212746
Thats not how you raise pollo

>>679213298
Everything about this shouts photoshop. But then again I couldn't comprehend what I were seeing if I looked at eveything individually, so wtf?

>>679211782

Kek
I'm out

>>679212746
I'm going to get banned again but your welcome bros

>>679210899
Just two ugly heterosexual people fucking.

>>679213661
lost
seriously what the fuck?

>>679213591
It's definitely raising something else.

>>679213204
But that will be an even shittier resolution & image search didnt give shit

>>679213886
Save it as png or gif, the resolution will stay the same.

>>679211382
Don't eat the pussy too hard

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>>679213549

>>679212746
wat even

>>679213732
It's a shop. The skeletor with the pig head was originally on a beach at night

No idea where that horror room came from

>>679211439
that fucking camera man better have kept the kitty

>>679212746
This is a common practice in Muslim countries to stimulate egg production.

t. turk

>>679211782
It's like destruction derby where the cars slowly fall apart but with nignogs.

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>>679207015
http://strawpoll.me/7364129

>>679213732
What, just a slaughter house worker fucking a pig throat. Above is probably the bottom of the kill floor, with bad drainage. Over time shit builds up and has to be scraped down and hauled out. Whatcha gonna do, get your fine linens all gutty cleaning pig surprise?

>>679207015
>be me
>got utatu
>start browsing for english voicebanks
>good stuff so far
>then this popped up
http://utau.wikia.com/wiki/Lustrie

>>679214320
>This is a common practice in Muslim countries to stimulate egg production.

why do you have to do it naked

>>679212615
kek

>>679214287
lol thats just a basement filled with pink fiberglass insulation that has a water problem in the floor above

>>679213873
Ayy lmao

>>679214775
cause he definitely fucks it with his micro dick

>>679210725
Fucking Tinky Winky had a rough start..

>>679211782
>filename
kek

>>679210963
Lost.

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>>679208900
>>679208778
>>679207201

>>679214427
do you actually think this is how slaughterhouses work? it's a factory for meat, it has to be efficient like any other factory

>>679208135

Why are Japanese people so fucking strange?

>>679212746
ban hammer?

>>679213265
>>679213291
>>679213432
>>679213483
>>679213591
>>679213745
>>679214214
>>679214320

>>679215516
they aren't
unless by strange you mean comfortable with sex and sexuality
if that's the case, why aren't you?

>>679208290
Not o fucking K

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>>679214131

>>679210899
tfw one tranny whore has a better physique than you and the other has a better dick

>>679212949
Kek

>>679215543
They took it down but not banned kek yet at least

>>679209545
It's the six fingers on both hands

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you lose

>>679213049
... testicles where?

>>679209224
looks like a bird trying to fly away

>>679211782
Jesus this is irresponsible, where's the fucking zookeeper at?

>>679215991
Counted them though didn't you faggot

>>679216012
OH NO, PLZ NO

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>>679215929
ah right... janitors

>janitors

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free

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>>679216094
here

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>>679216699

>>679216747
I really thought the connection between testicle and rest of body were WAY thinner than that.

>>679216385
Kek

>>679211439
Nigger this aint you aww you lose

>>679210963
he's gonna died... ofc lost

>>679211180
That was my thought too

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>>679207134
Much better :^)

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Crazy tits thread?!

>>679207015
Wow wtf i lost already

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>>679212949
Damn, other people remember Mission Hill???

>>679207487
I lost. wtf is the matter with you people. this is gay as fuck. SHOOT YOUR EYES WILL YOU, SAVE YOURSELVES Dx im OUT!!!!!!

>>679217028
Joar juar juar the little dude just sitting there

>>679216012
I LOST THAT IS SO GROSS

>>679208290
Far 2 spoopy

>>679208290
Fucking lost

>>679217201
I love that show.

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>>679217249

>>679213265
What got deleted???????

>>679207015
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>679208479
It makes me want to die

>>679216654
>something something chosen undead

>>679211782
i just had an asthma attack

>>679210135
Lost

>>679207201
can I see your mangier

>>679210899
so confused

>>679217825

FUCKEN LOST. JESUS.

>>679216012
Disney scene it

>>679212736
easier to find compared to her flap hidden pussy

>>679218889
I cant find it any sense

>>679217672
Guy eating chicken kek

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>>679207015
guess she likes x wing

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>>679218889
I don't know why I looked at this for so long.

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>>679219062

2/2

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another one that i like

>>679219062
explain

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>>679207487
Thats a tail to tale

>>679208753
Moar please

>>679213049
you know its their care taker having fun they look too fucked up to do any of that on their own.... funny all the same

>>679218978
>>679219075
you better watch these too

>>679219062
>>679219136

>>679219062
>>679219136
wtf is up with their body... first pic looked like a buttplug in someones belly button.

>>679213049
whos taking these photos

>>679207662
>>679207662
"Cumming on tits"

>>679219030
How is that awful??!!?

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>>679207662
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park Not a thing that I'm proud of but I became quite good at it.I was taking zinc supplements so I was shootingmassive loadsand it became something of a sport to me.For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds.

>>679215543
The hammer has fallen

>>679219316
I got it figured out.. I think.
Non-existent buttcheeks and the left side of her(?) is actually her back, she's lying on her left side.

>>679207015
burnt pepperonies

>>679209224
I was just about to get Arby's...

What should I buy for dinner instead? Already getting heroin.

>>679219365
underrated post

>>679207487
Sauce?

>>679219358
explain

>>679218681
Theres a bigger version of this that ive been looking for for awhile now! Please for the love of god , ive blown several loads to the thought of sticking my dick in this chick's tit until i lost everything on my comp several months ago.

>>679216012
didnt WTF but i did gag

>>679210899
is.... is this straight??? I don't even.

>>679219399
Lost, cringed, jumped, closed as quickly as possible, checked.
Well played.
Fuck you

>>679219136
>>679219062
>>679218889
I dont even know what to ask about these

>>679219245
Shouldnt it be tale to tail Carly?

>>679219358
what

>>679219245
CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>679216747
he busted his nut

>>679219911
krokodil

>>679218760

fake, art peice

>>679220242
Hope so.

>>679210008
lost tbh

>>679208135
swimming in dat puuuuussssss

>>679219316
think its a disabled dude tbh

>>679210135
transpussy.jpg

>>679219800

pretty sure that's a guy.

>>679210906
Id totally fuck her

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>>679211439

>>679212625
Thanks

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>>679220083
thanks man

>>679216012
thats fucking horrible

>>679219911
nerve gas

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meh...can't even post the fun stuff

>>679220530
Would explain the lack of butt then.

>>679219358
wtf, is this some kind of botched weightloss surgery?

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>>679207201

>>679216854
>aint guna suck itself

>>679219358
wtf, looks like some kind of botched weightloss surgery?

>>679219584
lost

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>>679220678
same

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>>679221047
i was going to post this

>>679220623
this is repulsive
>inb4 femonazi

>>679207287
>>679207287
where is the belly button.

>>679220758
I'd guess it's either flesh eating bacteria or some kind of chemical, but I wouldn't know for sure.

>>679218435
for fucks sake

>>679218501
is it wrong that i kind of want to put my dick in it

>>679211439
WANT.

>>679219215
bitch looks crazy AF and the baby has a deformed head

>>679219676
I like birds in other ways.

>>679217918
Firefall?

>>679216012
fuck i lost

>>679221484
>the baby has a deformed head
Every new born has a deformed head, it's completely natural.

>>679217249
how do you call these things in english?

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>>679207201

>>679221484
naw man that isnt deformed, most heads look like that after they're pushed out the womb. the skull isn't fused yet and the bones are pretty soft so it kinda just goes to the places it should and the head looks normal eventually

>>679211782
The hair takes the shape of 9 11.

>>679221846
10/10