Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
wew
Best girl claim
http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/02/michael-gira-details-swans-valedictory-new-album/
Michael Gira is the meaning of life. He lets his wormy spunk shoot right into my whore mouth. I feel his children in my gut and intestines. Every night, he punishes me with his ten foot long pillar of dong. But last night, his long, thick choked chicken became extra thick and juicy inside of me. I broke my jaw as the girthy fuckmeat inside of my squelching anus grew to 10 feet long. Michael Gira is the meaning of love, Michael Gira is the meaning of life. His ambrosia juices are now wiggling inside of my intestines. Wiggling like my ass before he destroyed it.
OH YES BABY. NEW SWANS ALBUM. FUCKING JUNE 17TH HYPE BITCHES.
Claimed
Eu claimed~!
-Du bist im Visier des Scharfschützen-
-Der erste Abschuss heite Nacht-
-Zeit zu sterben-
-Du bist in der Bahn der Kugel-
-Die Beute des Weissen Todes-
-Sag lebewhol-
R8 me
It's not pasta.
But It is from a song.
Tatsuta claimed.
>>679189987
Hi Eu, you cutie. I hope you are having an excellent evening.
Tenryuu claimed
>>679189483
Are you blushing again? How cute
>>679189991
I want a german weapon with Metal Storm technology
>>679189906
What're you fuckin gay
>>679189991
I'm sure if I spoke Nazi it'd be beautiful
>>679189991
0/10 not enough german
>sachi claim
>>679187998
>For Tatsu
>Tfw sex appeal was not the first thing on my mind when I started fighting with Juri
>I won't lie though, she really does it for me there.
I had just happened to be naturally really good with her, and I loved her personality and sadistic tendencies.
>I also love physically/mentally fit women.
>And wow those legs, shit
>Quite a few lengthy reasons, actually
>That's a decent amount of time...
Aye, for their sake I hope it is. They want to compete in tourneys, they need to get used to the ass beatings.
>If I won at EVO
Fucking hell, if I managed that feat I'd be pretty damn proud of myself but as you said, I would just end up training that much harder for the next, bigger event.
>There will always be someone greater then you, so fight them all until none can dispute your strength.
Basically what I'm going for.
>High level WoW
Hey, you were good at the game and were able to enjoy it on a much more entertaining level. This is what it means to be skilled.
C.C. Claim
>Best goth waifu claimed
>I usually have things to say
>>679189621
yeah
>tfw Saudi Arabia's economy will soon collapse and the number of "refugees" and IS recruits will sky rocket
I always find it intriguing who finds what waifu comfortable.
So, how many of us have lost a parent?
Back from my nap, so what did I miss?
>also claimed
I'm gonna go eat some take out pizza now.
Have fun with my pitiful attempt at German
>>679190311
What makes you say that? The economy.
>>679190297
Skip school, it's for nerds
Come on 4chan instead
Renge claimed
Today I will ask them
What color are your eyes, anon?
>>679190311
Watch out Germany
>>679190329
I lost my mother to heart disease about ten years ago.
>us
So, you have as well?
>>679190090
Hello friend~ how can Eus evening not be going excellent, Eu is talking to the loveliest people in the world~
>>679190250
Yep Yep, Stocking is truly cutest~
>>679190329
Not me, but recently the father of a friend of mine was jailed for domestic violence and owning a shitton of weapons (including a military cannon ammo and TNT).
A guy one story above me is playing isis videos on his speakers
>>679190549
Brown.
Obligatory claim.
>I have an addiction
>>679189991
heute
lebwohl
It's correct beyond that and only a little awkward.
So it's like 7.5/10.
>>679190722
We all do
>>679190329
Thank god I haven't cause I'll lose my mind when I do. I'm very close with mine.
>renge
>>679190688
Kek
>>679190722
>>I have an addiction
To dubs?
>>679190782
No.
>>679190549
Grey/blue
>>679190549
They are brown but they get a golden shade in the sun somehow.
KS best grill
claimed
Lilly
>>679190923
Forgot pic
>>679190782
>>679191000
Best ks GRILL is hanako
Best demigod claimed
>>679190580
Lost my dad to suicide and my mom's on heroin. But I'm currently doing well, living in downtown, Working too much
>>679190329
>Who finds what comfortable
I find a slightly insane sadistic fighter who could easily break me in half to be what works for me, kek
>How many have lost a parent?
>Parents are kill
>Parents family refused to take care of bastard child
>Religious cunts
Made it on my own fine without anybody, really.
>>679190722
Welcome back, Hand. Nobody is free from this addiction.
>>679190933
Mine become red.
youtu.be/8bVJJyMlEhI
>forgot my claim
>>679190549
I've tried to skip before but failed
Hazel eyes
>>679190572
>>679190311
They positive, they are planning to makle a law which allows our army to operate in Germany. It will probably fail because it would change some laws in our constitution. Changes like this have to be certified by the former allies until 2045, especially the USA. But if you put a "For the purpose of terror defense" behind that, it should be probably okay.
>Note: Since we basically never signed a Declaration of peace, but a armistice instead, we aren't able to change our constitution. But since to the rules of war a armistice gets turned into a declaration of peace, which means that wer're free in 2045 as far as i know.
>>679191154
Forgot pic.
>>679190422
See you soon Atago
Enjoy your poor people food
>I know I do
>>679190634
No no no!
She can't possibly be cuter than Eu~
>>679190722
Me too
>to you
>>679191206
Wait, who is that?
>>679191272
Oh fuck, my grammar....i really have to get used to my mechanical keyboard
>claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo&nohtml5=False
>>679190722
How's it going hand-son?
>>679191154
Sucks. My dad is in the hospital right now. He's a tough man, but I'm not sure how he's gonna come through this one.
I cut my connection with shit like Heroin and Coke a long time ago. Shit will fuck you up... badly.
>>679191294
Fuufufu~ The more you deny it, the more cute stocking gets~
>>679191420
Juri, from SSFIV(2010)
>>679190923
>>679191093
Thats my favourite eye color. Not like that matters much but if a girl has it its always a plus for me.
>>679191226
Red? Wut? Is this for real or a weird reference?
Oh so thats why you have a picture named "goldeneye", did you play the N64 game?
>>679191409
Breast friend.
Chihiro best girl
>>679190549
Mine are brown / hazel.
So what are you Anons listening to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQsA_aevdSg&nohtml5=False
>>679191409
Moo
>>679190722
Hello handmaster
>>679190860
If i don't come on tomorrow, blame him
>or my sickness
>>679190110
>Are you blushing again? How cute
It's been a while since you've used my pillow...
>>679190220
Amazing image. Love her blush.
>Tfw sex appeal was not the first thing on my mind when I started fighting with Juri
>I had just happened to be naturally really good with her, and I loved her personality and sadistic tendencies.
I love it. You tried her and you both instantly clicked. Then she kicked her way into your heart and hasn't left since.
>They want to compete in tourneys, they need to get used to the ass beatings.
Indeed. Maybe they should start calling their sparring with you anti-salt instead. They'll learn how to be humble and taking a defeat the right way, alongside becoming a better player.
>I'd be pretty damn proud of myself but as you said, I would just end up training that much harder for the next, bigger event.
You'd have all the reason in the world to be happy. And I'm glad to hear that you would indeed use it as another reason to train harder.
>There will always be someone greater then you
I wonder if Bruce Lee said this. Or maybe another martial artist in another movie. Still valid. Also, when you know you are good at something it is up to you to prove it to others.
>Hey, you were good at the game and were able to enjoy it on a much more entertaining level.
Yeah. I guess I did enjoy it for a solid few years. It was fun while it lasted. What killed it for me was the constant stream of people coming and going, their attitudes, and the game changing too much sort of bummed me out.
>>679190634
Aww. So cute. You bring positive energy with you wherever you go, Eu!
>>679190549
Greyish-Blue
>>679190807
What's your army story?
>What's your addiction?
>>679190860
Nah, to singles.
>What's your addiction?
>>679191206
Thank you kindly, Juri. Hope you had a good day.
>>679191294
>hand blush
>>679191577
Going good, Teach. How's the recent development of breasts treating you?
>Comes with being a female
>Right?
>>679191835
Heyo, Teamaster. How goes it?
>>679190549
Green
>>679190549
Brown
>>679191920
>>What's your addiction?
Heroin
>>679191632
I just like golden eyes, and the song sort of fits the idea.
But yeah, it's one of the few N64 games I tolerated the controller for.
And no, not a reference. They are basically dark red instead of brown.
>>679191514
Nice waifu
>>679191577
Heroin and homelessness has been growing like crazy where I am.
. Seems one always leads to the other now.
>>679191577
Best of luck for your dad. Hopefully he's happy with his life.
>>679190549
Mine are hazel I suppose. Orange center with green edges. Probably my favorite feature, Forest Fire
>>679191835
Will do Anon.
>>679191920
>Nah, to singles. What's your addiction?
A weird addiction, but I can't say much, I am addicted to shitty Italian tanks.
>>679191467
>mechanical keyboard
It's the only way. I can't use a regular one anymore. What kind of switches did you get?
>>679191920
Hey Hand-kun. How's it going? Done anything interesting and/or fun today?
>>679190549
Dark blue
>>679191920
What army?
and laziness is my addiction.
>>679191712
Booby brother.
>>679191815
Moo.
>>679191600
S-stop it!
You'll make me blush..
>>679192339
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>>679191815
https://youtu.be/zJTl4EyY_Hk
>>679191920
I feel like I have the power to control mortal men.
>>679192162
Thanks. I will try to keep my hopes high.
>>679191815
Its classic music time for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUtCC5VPwBs
>>679192119
Wow, thats awesome, this mean we love the eye tone of eachother.
>bromance intensifies
Youmu is my WIFE
>>679192337
Up to anything?
>>679192339
Eu is right...
>>679191815
https://youtu.be/T5_ul-GmdWQ?t=7s
>>679191999
Checked
Badonka-a-donk
>>679190757
Considering it's from English to German...
I'll take it
>>679190722
Hello Hand-kun! How have you been friend?
>>679191883
T..thank you friend, but its everyone else who brings the positive energy~
>>679192339
Fuuufufu~ A blushing stocking, is a super cute stocking~
>>679192597
Nope.
>>679191815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-CmEbXH90M&nohtml5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCAakhvNeTE&nohtml5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVttUz-rEXs&nohtml5
>>679191920
My day has been shit.
Caught something bad and now im half dead with a fever.
>probuably wont be on much longer.
Doesnt help that my neighbor decided to watch some isis videos with his speakers on.
>>679191883
>It's been a while since you've used my pillow...
But you engine is playing the best lullaby...ok, maybe a bit faster, but still...
>>679192295
MX Red....because i don't want to totally piss of my roommate with the additional "click".
>>679192453
>Stocking ERP
I slowly thrust the fork into the cake, seperating a good sized bit from the delicious hunk and with a smooth gesture move towards your mouth
>here comes the aeroplane
>>679192670
It's hard to get all the genders and cases right.
>>679192337
Boobies are over-rated ;P
>>679192462
Hello /mu/
>>679192472
Good song, so much has gone down to this song in history.Maybe some babies were made.
this week is going by really fast and I like it
>>679192337
With that aside, how are you anon?
>>679192462
Only gave it a quick listen but it seems good.
>>679192472
>Classical Music
Haven't listened to any in some time, also great choice.
>>679192606
Music was nice, but the video was a bit shit
>joke.
>>679192885
First one was okay, the second one was great and the third one sounded good.
>>679192087
Solid addiction, I wish you luck with that.
>>679192228
You get them so often it just sort of grows on you.
Very nice addiction, I can see why.
>>679192295
Heyo Tatsie, just been an average day. Went by quickly and I'm about to go snag up some coffee. You?
>>679192306
Just something stupid I say sometimes.
Procrastination is a pretty big one for me. I feel your pain.
>>679192462
In and out of the courtroom. Thanks, equal rights.
>>679192776
Hey Eu, looking adorable as always I see. I've been doing alright, hope you've been doing well with college and what not. Thanks for asking.
>>679192885
Feels like you always have something, at least you have tea to help with it, eh?
Sorry that your neighbor has horrible taste in M Night Shyamalan's work.
>>679192980
>here comes the aeroplane
>>679192980
>here comes the aeroplane
But I don't like planes, last time I was near one it flew into a tower.
>>679192472
Definitely strange <3
>>679191815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-OvdyQU7k4&nohtml5=False
>>679192840
Same here.
>>679193171
the truth is out
>>679191267
How do you fail? The key here is to simply not go to school
>renge in slo-mo
>>679193165
Eu has got exams coming up, but Eu will do her best! Eu is glad you're doing well friend~!
I have seen the future and I weep
Hello everyone! Who wants a hug?
>>679193584
I would love one right now
>>679192990
The Money Store > Exmiltary
https://youtu.be/Cn3vMyopjXI
>>679193165
>Feels like you always have something
I have shitty luck
>and i blame public transport for this one
>Sorry that your neighbor has horrible taste in M Night Shyamalan's work.
Oh and im not joking, he is actually watching isis beheading videos.
>dont ask how i know that they are beheading videos
>>679193542
my mother
>>679192776
Eu is such a qt. I'm glad that you are here.
>>679192951
>But you engine is playing the best lullaby...ok, maybe a bit faster, but still...
It's hard to maintain it at times, even though I did receive several upgrades.
>MX Red
Solid choice. I'll most likely get brown switches after this keyboard dies.
>These blue switches, though
>>679193165
That sounds good. I'm drinking some tea and reading a little manga. Day went by way too fast, as I slept a little too long.
I thought about drinking a beer but it's too late.
>>679193165
>You get them so often it just sort of grows on you.
I see where you are coming from.
>Very nice addiction, I can see why.
It can be a bit beneficial.
>>679193379
>48 minutes
Anon pls, but from what I heard it sounds good.
>>679193573
Why is that?
>>679193584
>Who wants a hug?
I'll take one.
>>679192453
>post pictures of your waifu
>minimum does not mean zero
>>679192990
I wish I was made to this song but im sure classical music wasn't really accessible or even in the taste of my parents.
>>679193150
Thanks lad, its a pretty good one but my all time favourite has to be moonlight sonata, specifically 3rd movement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6unwFFeNTjQ
>>679193288
Everything between us is a strange yet lovely coincidence <3
>>679193584
The touch of a woman!
>>679193456
Feeling better Galko?
>>679193571
Good luck!
>>679193584
Sure!
>>679193165
Hey hand anon!
>>679193165
I know what you mean.
I always say something stupid that's always out of place.
I guess you could call it my super power.
>>679193584
Hi Prinz
>>679193728
Do you have a car?
>>679193857
A little bit.
>>679193150
Good.
>>679193165
You're popular.
>>679193456
You feeling any better or worse? Do you know how long you've had the flu?
>>679193785
We need a new crusade, brother. We need to wipe this scourge from God's earth
>>679192453
>Holds hand sensually, pushing my fingers in-between yours
Oh yeah you like that?
>>679192597
N-no don't you start too!
>>679192776
Says you!
>posts that picture
Absolutely adorable!
>>679192980
Kek
It's getting hot in here
>>679193165
Here, you must be having a hard time holding all these (you)s
>>679193857
Hi hi Fran!
>>679193680
Of course!
>warm hugs
>>679193785
Hi! How're you doing?
>tight hugs
>>679193808
Hello Yui! Still want to see that figure?
>musical hugs
>>679193857
Hi Fran!
>medical hugs
>>679193969
Hi Galko!
>another successful hug
I can finally do it~
>>679193584
hug?
>hug
how are you today?
>>679193951
>I always say something stupid that's always out of place.
I feel you, sometimes I wonder if its better for me to say awkward stuff or be completely mute.
>>679193785
You asked, all I'm going to do is copy paste.
>You ain't getting special treatment from me.
>>679193969
That's good! Without you, who would care for your snake and spider?
>>679194033
How are you Stocking?
>>679194083
The best medicine
>>679194083
You bet
>>679194083
Hi Prinz~ How are you today?
>Hugs?
>>679193779
Eu is super happy you're here too friend, you're a cute~! A CUTE~!
>>679193857
Thank you Fran~
>>679194033
Ara Ara~ But every picture of stocking is even more adorable~
>>679193150
There's definitey better videos out there
>>679193800
Babies have been made to most classical music by now I would imagine.
Claiming Renamon.
>>679191883
It's one of Juri's more "peaceful" images. Quite rare to find her like this, at least for me.
>And I look long and far for the best images of her
I'm glad you like it.
>You instantly clicked
I hadn't felt anything in years, ever since Juri performed Kaisen Dankairaku to my heart, I've been bound by her ever since.
>I willingly accept this any day of the week.
I found a video to show you the move. Excuse the bad quality, I couldn't find one in HD as most of these were recorded 5-6 years ago.
>It's real hard deciding between her Eng or Jap voice. Both to me are alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05WrKZ1pxig
>D I A M O N D S
>Glad you would use it to train harder
Of course, I'll stop at nothing to achieve my goal.
>It's up to you to prove it to them
Exactly, and I have no plans of quitting or slacking off. I'm financially well off, and have my own place now so I'm free to invest and enjoy my hobby to its fullest.
>>679191920
Just at work, incredibly bored here on my laptop waiting for the day to end. Nothing to do, only a few customers in the store that the sales team can deal with, so I'm just at my workstation dicking around.
>>679193800
My favourite piece of Classical music would have to be ''March of the Valkyries''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q&nohtml5=False
>>679194083
Doing good, you?
>>679194361
At the very least it isn't anywhere close near shit tier music.
>>679193800
That's rather hardcore for classical music.
I think I have a song for you.. but it's not online, I'll try Skype.
Air on a G String might well be one of my favotire pieces.
Back in my day this was /mu/core.
https://youtu.be/Me85PztkYP0
>>679194033
I am going to kill myself, bye waifu thread.
>>679193969
No
I was supposed to take drivers ed way back in like October but my mom forgot I needed new glasses so I'm not taking drivers ed until May
>>679193985
I feel a little better, I don't know how long I've had it but I'll probably be fine in another day or two.
>>679194033
I was just being honest.
>>679194083
In the drawing do you want the hug to be successful or unsuccessful?
>>679194269
Probably my brother. Then they would die because he doesn't care.
>>679194269
I'm doing alright today.
Just bought some sleeping pills to try and help with insomnia.
How about you?
>>679194319
Maybe so, but they don't quite reach Eu level~!
>>679194319
What are the exams on?
>>679194700
Dick, who wouldn't care for that beautiful albino Kingsnake?
>>679194707
Hope that helps
claimed, whats good
>>679194655
Make sure you stream it!
>>679194700
Uhu~
You're such a cute, Galko
>>679194863
Only one way to find out
>>679191883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hfzAUqmk0o&nohtml5=False
Scratch that last one, found a much better version
>Juri
>>679194088
>warm hugs
Very good, you?
>>679194269
Hugs are the best drugs
>>679194271
Here you go~
>>679194316
Hi Tatsie! Haven't seen you here in a while. I'm good, how are you?
>infinite warm hugs
>>679194490
Very good.
>>679194700
Unsuccessful would be cuter imo
>prinz
>>679191140
holy shit that joke
10/10 for the effort
>>679194361
>Babies have been made to most classical music by now I would imagine.
My thoughts exactly, and that makes me very happy. I wonder how long will it take for nowadays music to be considered some sort of classical genre.
>>679194490
Thats a pretty good one and quite easy to adjust into cinema. For some reason instantly reminded me of this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI
>>679194500
Wait a lil, let me finish listening to this and i will reply to you here when im done with your song <.<
>>679194963
Sweet!
Damn I want one, maybe for my birthday or something
>>679194707
Lets agree that stocking and Eu are both super duper cute~ or else we'll never come to a conclusion
>>679194863
Sadly mathematics, Eu is not the best at it ;^;
>>679194963
im pretty tired but other than that im fine
I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness
>>679194467
Huh, seems like you typically don't do much. At least there's that, glad you can just relax right now. Hope you slept well.
>>679193571
I'm sure you'll do great, you're a smart fella.
Glad you're doing well too, man.
>>679193718
Kek, we all have shitty lucky at times. Just happens.
You barge into his place or something during it?
>>679193779
Sounds relaxing, week's going by really quickly as Mugi put it.
>>679193785
Heh, glad we can agree on that. Those tanks do like nice though, quite the taste.
>>679193857
Hey Fran-kun. Hope you're doing well.
>>679193951
Kek, I typically use metaphors and stuff a lot and it gets really annoying because of how frequently I do it.
Nice super power, jealous.
>>679193985
>Thread goes too fast for me to respond enough.
>Hate how I can only get in two replies before the thread hits image limit
Hope the milk's been plentiful.
>>679194696
Nice
I took driver's ed way too late
>>679194863
When I got a Bearded Dragon a couple of years ago, he got a Leopard Gecko for whatever reason. He cared so little about it that he kept it in a shoebox for weeks until he eventually gave it to me.
>>679194963
Alright.
How tall is Prinz, by the way?
>it needs to be accurate
Ha! GAAAAAAAY!
>>679195472
Fuck off Yuno
>>679195037
This is another great piece of Classical Music, it can be easily recognized even if one doesn't know the name.
>>679195438
And there is also an occasional tank that isn't so shit.
>>679195113
They're on amazon I think for like $20 (?)
Its good quality too
>>679195242
>surprise hugs
Hi Eu!
>>679195333
I'm tired too, nice trips btw
>>679195438
Oh hi there hand-kun
>firm handshake
>>679195449
No real confirmed height, but I'd say a little below average for a girls height.
>>679195472
Piss off Mai
>>679195438
No,
>i might just recognize some speeches
>>679194941
Hi hi!
How are you doing?
>>679195242
Yes yes!
Seems like the best idea, this could go on forever
Not that I'd mind~
>>679195438
We're in the middle of the work week, people are too busy working and waiting for payday to come to go shopping in an electronics store.
>>679193779
Yeah, but it sounds like it's working harder today....maybe something's wrong with your engine...
>MX Brown
I tried to get those too, but my model wasn't available with brown. But hey, 16.2 million colors...