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I want my lemony cuddles
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I want my lemony cuddles
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When life gives you lemons, eat them and ask for cuddles because you feel sick from all the lemons you ate
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>>679180113
basically how it feels to chew 5 gum
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>>679180321
I'd prefer to chew on something else
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>>679179968
Kidnap Lemon.
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>>679180438
I'm working on it, I can't live like this much longer
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>>679180430
Dicks are not made for chewing.
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>>679180430
1 hit of LSD
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>>679180670
I meant a cookie, silly
>>679180684
I don't do drugs
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>>679180830
what about aphrodisiacs
they are psychoactive
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>>679180970
The only aphrodisiak I need is a smell of another person's bodyparts
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>>679180970
You don't need anymore of that.
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>>679180573
>your drawing dirty pics of one of my kids
>be lucky your never around me
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>>679181184
I am apparently the only person who enjoys movies by myself
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>>679181091
it's a lot like food. which isn't the same thing in this part of the universe. so don't make a mistake
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>>679181184
May I sit beside you?
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>>679181393
I prefer going by myself as well. :)
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am i safe from criticizing dog in clothes yet?
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>>679181437
I wasn't referring to myself with that pic but I wouldn't mind
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>>679181184
Awww shit, thats me.
I can't remember the last time I went to see a movie WITH someone.
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>>679181885
hi sonata
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>>679181885
I could come with you to watch a film
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>>679181842
Great, I will bring some tea and cookies
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>>679181848
MEOW.
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>>679182233
soup
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Nobody.
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>>679182364
Need nap. Dog woke me up because she thought it was important that I know about the other dogs outside.
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>>679182668
dawww
go nap then dork
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Why do I even have a twin sized bed when I am the only one who uses it
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>>679183140
more wiggle room
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>>679183140
Better foundation for a pillow fort.
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>>679183140
I would like to have a twin sized bed all to myself, rather than a lumpy mattress on the floor. kills my back.
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>>679183452
that is terrifying
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>>679183568
IKR
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>>679183332
I don't need that much room to sleep comfortably
>>679183529
I don't have a "No girls allowed" sign for a fort
>>679183534
I heard futons are quite nice
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>>679183653
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>>679183695
i think chet has the best idea. build the best fort ever!!
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>>679183819
thats actually awesome
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>>679183635
i wonder if music is connotated as we might think of food to animals
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Nap time.
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>>679183695
Hmm. I'll see if I can scrape up enough cash for one. hopefully it'll be better for the spine.
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>>679184107
bye bye
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>>679183887
Am I doing this right
>>679184107
Have a nice nap
>>679184213
The memory matresses are the best ones for your back
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>>679184348
I'm coming over, I want that bed
Or at least sleep in it
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>>679183695
Try barbed wire then.

>>679184348
No. That won't be able to withstand any kind of siege engine.
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>>679184348
not quite sure if I can afford both a futon and a memory mattress, I aint employed after all. Can I have your bed instead? or borrow it..
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>>679184603
As you can see, I have plenty of pillows, so I have to get all the dust out of them before you can sleep on them
>>679184652
This is my first attemt at building a pillow fort, show me some mercy
>>679184720
I don't want to sleep on the floor, so no, I can't give it all to you
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>>679184962
I'll be ok, just gotta it up the dumpster and see if I can find any bed frames.
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rate my bed
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>>679185133
Don't do that, there might be rats and needles in those
>>679185179
It's OK
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Why do u find gay wolves so attractive?
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>>679185365
Not only wolves
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>>679185315
Just okay? Really?
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>>679184962
I could always use.. you know, as a pillow
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>>679184962
You think your enemies will show you mercy?
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>>679185589
I mean, I would accept an invitation to that bed
>>679185660
But you too have to rest your head on something
>>679185678
I don't have enemies, I am a nice guy
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>>679185315
Yeah.. Guess I'll cough up a little bit of what little cash I have for a futon.
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>>679185913
Save up for a bit and make your back happy
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>>679185782
If so then you're the kind they will prey on.
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>>679185782
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universes do not persist as ontological structures. strictly speaking, your existence, however much it appears to have grabbed the tangled net of ALL causation, multiplicative fractality (somehow any way for "universes" to cooperate makes it so there are no universes where our universe doesn't exist, or have weapons and technology to end ours) and basically NATURE in general. the "past" as you think of it extends asymptotically infinite into the past. as we look at the big bang you can't seriously like think the matter and antimatter clash not being 50:50 and canceling our matter out of coincidence have nothing to do with fucking?
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>>679185782
It's reserved for me and someone else.
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8/10 would sleep in
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>>679186021
I aint employed right now Anon, I can't get off bed and walk around for long. And this mattress is not really helpng my cause but I've been tight on cash
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what i'm trying to say is the universe has to exist as a multiverse already to think of any reason why we're so safe and sound. probably why fractals exist. if you think about it without any notion of transcendentalism to it, atoms are little island universes after all.
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>>679186514
Farting eskimos.
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>>679186514
What have you been smoking?
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>>679186618
fern atoms are responsible for the igloo
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>>679186035
I'll make sure they don't do that
>>679186061
I need that pillow
>>679186322
Then I am very sorry, anon
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>>679186708
idk
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>>679186121
Oh well, my bed is still better, so you can keep yours
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>>679186718
I'll be fine, I have been srviving till now after all.
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>>679186969
Yeah, right.
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>>679186718
Not without a solid defence you won't.

>>679186322
Disabled?
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>>679186718
I'll make you not need that pillow
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>>679187025
Health is no joke, you should be careful
>>679187054
No, actually, your bed is fine, you and that other person are lucky to have such fine bed
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>>679187211
Yes please do that
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>>679187255
Getting that futon might help, I think. or at least a new mattress thats firm. I know, I'll take care. The rest of you anons do take care as well.
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>>679187361
The fuck is that thing?
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>>679187507
The more there is stuff under you the better.
Thanks, anon, you too have more good nights from now on.
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>>679179968
i used to fuck a bottle of tide.
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
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>>679187025
post more sexy firm butts, please!
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>>679187700
G'night then~ I'll be going to bed now.

>>679188111
eh... not sure what else I have, but this will be my last post.
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>>679187384
I wish I could
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>>679188253
Goodnight, anon
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>>679188325
Well, you technically can
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>>679188253
thanks for that!
young, slender felines are just so sexy... :3

>>679188363
thanks for that, as well!
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>>679186969
what's the artist on this? i can't decypher that sig
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