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Cringe thread, female edition
>>679170672
fuck you
Will bump with my cringe folder
>>679171307
This is pretty depressing, to be honest.
>>679171158
The guy is actually the CEO of Fakku
The blue haired weaboo fag reminds me of this autist kid in my school who dressed up as an anime character for costume day and he brought a plastic sword and shit and showed everyone his "skills" with it. You have no idea how much cringeness that Ive experienced right now
aaaAAAAA
>>679172558
final form
>>679172618
>/mlp/
>autists cringing at autists
Am I doing it right?
>>679172771
fdsfhg
>>679170672
>female
Nice twist
>>679170672
>Adam add me back on facebook please
kek
>>679170672
oh yes finally a cringe thread
Lemme drop something unique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIhBr4e4MbE&nohtml5=False
>>679170672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZmPkQ4vGSY&nohtml5=False
>>679172771
>400+ lbs
I'm a fat fuck and she weighs 110lbs more than me.
>>679171198
this is unironically my eating diet atm
>>679172618
Fucking lost
REEEEEEEE
>>679171574
>>That frontbutt ...
>>679171076
>Conservative and brony
Why am i not surprise
>>679172789
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :DDDD
>>679171198
whaaahahat?!
>>679174385
why? is she wearing cheese
>>679173162
lol
>>679171574
FUCKING KEK
>>679171307
Nigga is hand hovering an anime character how insecure do you have to be
>>679171307
>stop being tsundere
every
time
>>679171740
Kek
>>679171158
This was an April Fools prank where they said whatever people were reading on Fakku would be automatically uploaded to Facebook
>>679172771
honestly though, she has a cute face. would be way better if she wasn't an extreme landwhale
>>679171307
Faggot level over 9000
>>679171198
does he seriously have a pepsi tattoo?
>cringe thread
>female edition
>literally all male cringe
>fucking idiots
>>679176256
>shopped in cig
Kek
>>679172618
Holy shit
>>679171158
Would be dead if real. Too bad it was a joke.
>>679177154
Lol
>>679170672
>>679171307
>Stop being tsundere
That's not even how you say that, you fuck.
>>679172618
>we need to go for a pint one day, I can't believe you are real
That's the cringiest shit on there.
https://youtu.be/fDFaNTr44lE
You all just lost
>>679177466
i wonder what's more cringeworthy, that vid or the guy posting it, because he captured it. Or me for replying.
>>679171198
What the FUCK with that tattoo
>>679172860
I'd fuck Ms Piggy.
Test
>>679174000
Holy fuck
> White America, only you can save you
>>679171198
What a boss
>>679178351
it's not working for me
>>679178351
I might be doing it wrong but it breaks the file for me.
>>679174000
I don't get this, is he like mentally retarded or is thios some kind of roleplay shit like that Pamperchu weirdo?
>>679178683
>>679178684
damn
Didn't think that it would be impossible to re-paste some characters inside that file...
>>679175689
>>679177502
the real autistic fucks criticizing the guy in the image because he used "tsundere" wrong
>>679179064
It may be because I'm a macfag using TextEdit instead of notepad, but.
>>679179141
Yeah, you sure photosynthesis us all.
>>679178940
Damn son!
non female OC
>>679171662
all of these are if you are not a total douche
>>679179683
Proof 4chan is full of edgy 15 year olds
>>679179064
I did it and it just broke the file... I even removed all the line breaks in case that mattered and it was still broken.
Crazy Albuquerque woman thinks a Blake's Lotaburger manager is a Mexican cartel gangstalker.
https://youtu.be/BtVI3TAdDb8
The same woman harassing paramedics.
http://sendvid.com/832xxknu
The same woman harassing a road maintenance crew.
http://sendvid.com/ln3vlmkn
Someone else's video of her showing what she looks like while she disrupts an Albuquerque community meeting about some incidents regarding police-related shootings.
https://youtu.be/_ic-A86mDXk
>>679172789
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD so funnehh xPpp
>>679174385
Problem is you can't smell cheese.............only fish
>>679171076
>somepony
>>679174385
Fuck, she looks like Will Poulter
>>679172771
Read as feltching feminist.
I need a fucking break.
>>679171158
I kinda wanna see that..
>>679172771
>400lbs
Holy shit. I'm 6'2" and chubby and im only 250
>>679171076
Whoever made took this screenshot had a match with the brony and he kinda edited out the score
>>679178043
I'm glad you recognize that progression of shame. lol
>>679178940
This is too good u cant make this shit up my fucking sides
>>679178940
Oh my dear god.
>file name "babe book"
my sides.
this is just to specifically detailed to not be true.
>>679181914
I'm 5'9" and fat af IMO and I'm only 250.
>>679180767
>take the gun and shoot off those nails
my sides
>>679182063
This one always cracks me up.
>>679172618
He even reproduced all is lost for real
>>679183086
I believe the dude made the spreadsheet, I just don't believe the part about accidentally showing it to the class
>>679178310
Why does Kermit have chucks on his hands?
here we go
>>679178940
>single ready to mingle;)
Jesus christ that makes him sound even more like a fucking madman
>>679183692
>meme of the week
What in fresh hell is this?
>>679178940
Jesus fucking christ...
>>679177502
WE GOT US A REAL LIVE WEEB HERE BUCKAROOS
>>679171158
That nigga has some good taste in hentai, I tell you hwat.
>>679177502
WE GOT A REAL LIVE WEEB, BUCKOS
>>679172771
>400+lbs
What the fuck?! I'm 6'4 and a fucking fatass and she still weighs 170 pounds more than me.
>>679184828
>>679184884
WE GOT A REAL LIVE BUCKO, WEEBS
>>679183753
How is it sexy? Rapists aren't interested because you need to be a potholer or coal miner to even find the actual minge.
>>679185082
3 Inch penis detected
>>679184982
WE TOGA LIE BUCK LEGO, WARPS
>>679185121
Fat bastard detected
Go and mine some coal.
>>679171076
Would you look at that, its a picture of me
>>679176256
dear god
>>679170672
i used to fuck that girls mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>679170672
>female edition
So a fat hate thread in disguise?
>>679183604
Yeah that's true.
>>679185655
new timestamp faggot
>>679185655
Why would you be proud of that?
Also Check'd
>>679171574
That bellyvagina
>>679172771
they want you to donate blood not maple syrup
>>679186049
Fucking sticky note on ifag
>resist capitalism
>>679186222
Trips of motherfucking truth
>>679184908
Source
>>679171198
>Pepsi tattoo
I'm fucking GONE.
>>679172871
>common since
>>679186024
tits or gtfo, fat bitch
>>679186049
I bet it supposed to be ironical photo.
>>679171664
Keked hard
>>679172558
This has to be the work of somebody screwing with him. No sapient mammal would both make that and post it publicly.
>>679186042
>>679186100
I didnt make the profile, someone else just used my pic. I was actually 14 in the picture, I had no idea how to dress.
Also, heres a new timestamp, m'lady
What do you all guys think? should i post more?
>>679186747
Jesus, I bet your virginity is as protected as your mlpfap folder.
>>679186922
Believe it or not, I'm actually not a virgin
>>679172771
She weighs 1lb more than Mark fucking Henry, fuck
>>679187017
Oddly I believe you. I bet she was fat though.
>>679187017
stop typing
>>679186747
Please wash your hair and burn that fedora. All you gotta do.
>>679172771
>couldn't find a good vein.
I never actually thought of it before but being obese must make any kind of syringe work fucking impossible.
>>679187017
You are no longer welcome here
>>679185655
Wrong year
>>679174385
damn i feel like dumping my 'girls wearing cheese next to cars' folder again
>>679172771
What Im like 69 and shes 399 lbs heavier than me
/r/equesting the vid of that fat tranny injecting (saline?) into her ballsack .. Pretty sure its on yt; Just can't find it
>>679186747
May I ask you a question?
Do you actually realize that your entire existence is cringeworthy to everyone else with the exception of a few of your brony brethren, or are you fully aware of that fact and wear it like a badge of honor?
>>679187017
You're incorrect.
>>679187335
proceed
>>679186747
I have to assume most of these are fake accounts. I mean, sure there are people that autistic and cringeworthy but none so cookie-cutter right out of the box stereotyped that they're not self-aware enough to be ashamed.
Most of these are troll jobs by real beta fags looking to embarrass people they know.
>>679187017
Believe it or not, your dog doesn't count faggot.
>>679187467
Sweden....
>>679187495
actually I think i'll dump the mustard shoe in microwave folder
>>679186747
Most punchable face I saw today. Go kill yourself, you worthless beta cunt. Your post wasn't even funny as irony.
>>679187467
Those are some pretty eyes.
Wouldcumonthoseyes/10
>>679186747
no more fedongas no more ponytails no more band tshirts no more cargo anything i'm trying to help you
>>679170672
I cringed
>>679171198
Carl is a huge faggot.
>>679171450
This is why I'm scared of having kids, what if he/she grows up to be someone like this for example.
Ok maybe this is not so bad but you have seen all the shit people post in threads like this.. when I was young we did not even have internet until a pretty late age and even then there were hardly any communities to actually post this shit.
Or maybe if the kid turns out to be a retard online it's just bad parenting by me idk..
>>679187139
lol, she was underweight.
>>679187198
Well, the fedora belongs to my brother and I just got back from practice, so I'm kinda sweaty. I am concidering cutting my hair tho, its getting a bit bothersome.
>>679187460
I am not even a brony. As I said, someone else used my pic to make that profile.
>>679187498
Yeah, I actually kinda like the fact that someone used my picture. I feel like a living meme.
>>679187708
I'm gonna keep the band t-shirts, but I never use fedoras or cargo. I'm concidering getting rid of the ponytail.
>>679178234
you got a larger version of that gif m8?
>>679187623
go ead then
>>679172558
Help
>>679170672
adam love me
adam
adam
im eve
love me
>>679182792
roll for this
>>679187941
I'm not him, but I do.
https://media.giphy.com/media/10zcXdVzzDic4o/giphy.gif
>>679187933
>I am not even a brony. As I said, someone else used my pic to make that profile.
I realize the profile is fake, I still think my question is valid though. Care to answer it?
>Do you actually realize that your entire existence is cringeworthy to everyone else with the exception of a few of your brony brethren, or are you fully aware of that fact and wear it like a badge of honor?
>>679187335
Stupid fucking cunt left the wrapper on
>>679187865
To soon, man. Way to soon.
>>679187732
Reminds me of that horrible comic with the diaper-furry-gang of gay students ...
>>679178940
>Jew. Hope not.
I want to be in that class that day to watch that girl's face when she reads her "profile" and sees
>Jew. Hope not.
>>679188193
This. Perfectly summarized.
How can people even be so lacking in self-awareness.
>>679188174
much obliged my friend
>>679187900
>what if he/she grows up to be someone like this for example.
Just beat it up sveral times, ground it and shut of internet. If all else fails, send it to the marines.
>>679187933
>I'm gonna keep the band t-shirts
But Why though? It's female-repellant.
>>679175093
FUCK THE RABBIT
>>679178351
just fucks shit up, very disappointing...
>>679186747
>13 months in a year
nice try, kiddo.
>>679188343
lmfao butthurt white chicks.
>>679186747
You for real?
>>679170672
is this cringe? This is beyond cringe imo. This hurts. I really feel sorry for this girl. And I'm on this site for 9 years now
>>679183753
>WOMXN
Rage.
>>679188193
I wouldn't say I wear my cringeness like a badge of honor, but I am fully aware. I just don't really care too much, I've got the friends I need and all that.
>>679188375
I live in Norway, the home of metal. Pretty much everyone wears band t-shirts. Besides, it's almost always too cold to walk around in just a t-shirt.
>>679188555
I am. Also, check'd
>>679188375
I agree I think it's an easy way for him to express anger without any confrontation. Kind of like a beware of dog sign for passive aggressive nerds. No one looks at your shirt and says "Fuck yes I love that band and I want to suck your dick" other than other band shirt dudes
>>679188763
this belongs in a ylyl :^)
Autists.
Beta-Fags.
The cringeworthy.
I don't understand how these people lack self-awareness. I get that they may not socialize and thus don't have social skills but how are they not aware that they should be embarrassed?
>>679188763
looks like that dude from tango and cash
>>679178481
Autistic europig nigger. America is the best, nigger. Die.
>>679174626
Missed 5 O's
>>679172771
She wouldn't look that bad if she lost a fuck ton of weight and stopped being so SJW.
>>679183665
Because he is a fucking badass
>>679188986
USA USA USA USA! These colors don't run!
>>679187732
Is this a hostage pic?
>>679176256
It's sad because I can see the bullying and absent parents in her eyes.
>>679188864
Asspies usually don't notice shit they're bad at detecting human emotion.
>>679179860
Well thats not 4chan. lol.
>>679188462
I hope this dude is her dad, and even then this is creepy as fuck
>>679186747
Oh shit it's one of those where are they now moments
>>679186747
holy shit lol thank you for the new timestamp
that sucks that someone did that to you
but you're still wearing that gay fuckin fedora what's wrong with you!?
>>679189269
I understand that. But they still have emotions. How are they not embarrassed or humiliated? It's not as if they're just barely entering the world. Surely they know by their teen years that they come off as fucking weird. Surely they know that people who are bronies and wear fedoras/trilbies are fucking losers who get made fun of in person and worse online.
>>679177864
>Fat victim of extreme bullying and retarded boygirl with 90's hair
>>679188742
Keep going. Really. Most people here calling others beta are quite gamma themselves.
>>679187933
If you have to "consider" getting rid of the ponytail, just keep it. It serves as a visual warning to the rest of us.
>>679189533
I dug it out from a drawer for the pic, so I would be easier to recognize.
It's been out of use for about 4 years.
>>679185655
What's with the hat? You're indoors
>>679188742
>I live in Norway, the home of metal. Pretty much everyone wears band t-shirts. Besides, it's almost always too cold to walk around in just a t-shirt.
Well I live in Sweden but has worked for extended periods of time in many different towns in Norway and your statement that "pretty much everyone wears band t-shirts" is simply not true and I'm not sure why you thought you would get away with a lie like that on an international forum.
The people in Norway who wear band t-shirts are as cringeworthy as every other band t-shirt wearing autist anywhere in the world.
>>679189079
he looks like a crackhead version of michael cera
>>679188308
what is the "degenerate" font?
>>679183692
Cringed
>>679177154
>52 likes
>>679186747
See you on r/4chan, m8
>>679189539
It's hard to tell someone that has never rode a bike ever to get on that bike and ride it. Similar to human interaction most of us master at least the basics of conduct in our younger years with friends, fights, and heartbreak. They are literally newborn babies when it comes to social situations therefore they don't even try they do what they know which is be weird.
>>679188404
That guy looks like he might actually have autism. The potato comment makes me think he's legit retarded.
>>679172771
>400 lbs
>I'm considered obese in my country at 300 lbs and 6'1
How do you even classify her? A literal whale?
>>679188666
Lemme guess ... The axe is for chopping off the ugly head before fucking the corpse?
>>679188375
I live in Norway, the home of metal. Pretty much everyone wears band t-shirts. Besides, it's almost always too cold to walk around in just a t-shirt. Hahahaha kek tops cring kek
>>679189657
Well he explained that. He had dirty hair so he put on a hat instead of taking a shower... like a normal, aware, human being.
>>679187519
At least he is touching the girls
>>679188763
lost. too funny
>>679188742
>Norway
>The home of metal
>Pretty much everyone wears band t-shirts
I'm Norwegian, and this made me cringe in an extremely painful way.
Brenn den jævla fedoraen.
>>679188156
kekd
