H/Fur
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H/Fur
I love herm cock
>tfw no herm gf.
>>679148413
>tfw herms does not exist
>tfw you'll never get to make out with a hermcock
>>679148696
Feels suicidal man.
>>679148696
Closest we get are some pretty hot trans people. Frankly, I don't care either way, give me a hot female body with a hot dick and I'll be happy
>>679148188
>his benis is human
>her benis is a dogs
>>679148849
*hot feminine dick, you mean. And you'll drink sweet feminine cum.
Any herm impreg?
>>679149727
No, I said dick. I'm not going to get into the memes, just remember: put dicks in my mouth, not words.
>>679149944
k
lmao
Fuck off, furfags. I know what you do.
>Be me, 24.
>Job as a postman, sucks but I get to know the neighborhood well.
>Walking down an avenue, really beautiful.
>Actually feeling good.
>Smell something odd, sort of sweaty. I ignore it.
>Continue walking down avenue. Lots of autumn leaves falling.
>Sweat smell intensifies.
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>Stop to chuck a newspaper at a doorstep of a house.
>A really ugly house, dead garden, no paintjob and generally unclean.
>Chuck newspaper, hits door
>I ignore it, hoping nobody heard. I spoke too soon
>Loud thumping footsteps coming from in the house.
>door opens, and I begin to back away.
>It's a furry.
>The smell is now overwhelming, I nearly pass out.
>He's a big brown dog, with spaghetti and (presumably) Jizz stains on his suit.
>He begins to bark in a horrifying fashion
>Remember dogs don't like postmen, stereotypically.
>Remember a furry will perpetuate any dog stereotype until the death.
>Awshitnigga.png
>I turn to run as fast as I can.
>Too late.
>He jumps and tackles me, and completely immobilises me, he must be extremely obese.
>I'm shitting my pants in fear.
>Furfag moves dog abomination head towards mine.
>Breathes on my face for a solid five seconds, and I can barely breathe.
>He whispers in my ear in a positively gleeful voice: "ruff, ruff"
>I'm going to die now.
>He repositions himself.
>I hear a unzipping noise.
>I brace myself for the unthinkable.
>He pulls down my pants, revealing my ass.
>He makes happy barking noises.
>I try desperately to call for help, but my mouth is covered by his paw.
>He penetrates me and starts thrusting with the power and speed of a million suns.
>"YIFF! YIFF! YIFF!"
>I'm being raped by a furry.
>He blows a giant load up my ass as I cry in hopelessness.
>He runs off, leaving me on his driveway.
>I lie there, pants down and crying for 15 minutes.
>I have been violated.
>By a furry.
>I get up, and run home, forgetting the letters.
>Worst day of my life.
>>679151476
Huh, that's nice.
Source?
>>679150931
nice fantasy you have there.
why don't you write more erotic stories like that? there are a lot of people who enjoy reading that
>>679151609
not sure
I hate to admit
sry
found it here the other day
>>679151822
Shiiiiit.
>>679151778
Are you being sarcastic?
This was meant to be a joke.
>>679152004
I was meaning to ask that poster myself too, but was too distracted at the time I did not get the chance unfortunately
>>679149727
just stop
>>679150931
Fuck off, normie. Nice bullshit anyways
>>679152060
of course that comment was meant sarcastic.
didn't know you posted that as a joke. (there are people who post stuff like that to 'troll' furries...)
>>679152004
>>679152135
Its a model from a game that jasonafx is working on, the artist is kabier
>>679152299
nice
ty for sharing this anon
>>679152299
Oh sweet, thanks.
bump
bamp?
Herms dominating girls please!
bump
>>679152955
here's a search I pulled up on e6:
https://e621.net/post?tags=intersex+female+intersex_domination+-female_domination+-male+order%3Ascore
posting a few of mine
I wish i could cum like a herm.
Feelsbadman
FUCKING FURRY DEGENERATES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>679153494
JESUS CHRIST, MY EYES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
>>679153706
>>679153494
the same shit
>>679153798
No, the first one is horribly compressed. 36 KB vs 481 KB.
>>679153575
>that feeling when when you realize herms are actually fertility gods
>>679154057
stop reminding us of our ill fate
>>679154067
hnnng herms dominating/fucking males is just so hot
Ahh, I want to suck a hermcock
>>679154909
>>679154934
>>679155060
that's what I'm talking about!
>>679154974
The best position is to be in between two herms.
>>679155251
like this?
>>679154938
Zhali is starting to become my one of my favorite characters. She's a tiger (my second favorite species), she's big and strong, and she has a dick. Green eyes are a bonus because I love pretty eyes, and because I'm also green eye master race. I love everything about her, as simple as her design is.
>>679155521
Yes, or being spitroasted.
As long as you're in the middle.
>>679155584
does she have a vagina, too? or is she just a top/dom dgirl? not that I mind, just curious
also I wouldn't mind being inbetween a herm/dgirl and a female
>>679155854
She's just a dickgirl, sadly. Would be truly 10/10 if she was a herm.
>>679154057
If herms were real, I'd worship them as gods. If forget humans even existed - instantly.
I would live to please and pleasure my gods; nothing else would matter.
>>679155995
you wouldn't be able to satisy the female needs of a woman that size, anyway... nearly no one would.
herm on herm please
>>679152004
Ugh! I want to drink her cum SO badly. I'd totally refrain from food and water; only her divine essence would I live off of.
>>679156198
I'd sure as hell try. For whatever reason, I love dominant females, and especially dickgirls and herms. I'd got a pretty serious thing for fit/muscular women in real life, as well as tall women. Amazon women are a massive turn on for me. It's weird because I'm actually really dominant myself, yet there's something about being dominated by a strong woman that I fucking love.
>>679156407
your wish is my command
>>679156453
Herm cum has all the sustenance one needs.
>>679156522
is it that why you're trying to get Draka down to meet you irl?
but I do understand you, tall/fit women ARE impressive, and some certain kind of sexy
love between herms is just a pure and sexy thing
>>679156807
Nah, I only said that as a bet once a couple of months ago. I highly doubt "she" is a real amazon woman. I'm waiting for her to prove herself, yet she still hasn't even given a shred of evidence to back up her claims. I'm even 99% certain that she's a guy.
>>679157025
>Nah, I only said that as a bet once a couple of months ago.
ah, ok
>I highly doubt "she" is a real amazon woman.
heh, who doesn't. but it's a nice fantasy, so most play along with her tales
>>679150931
I wouldn't mind this happening to me tbh, I have no standards, a cock is a cock, I mean the smell may get to me but when I am horny I get so lost in my lust that I would do anything.
Once my ex had a domination fetish, she farted on me accidentally when she was sitting on my face and just started jerking off even faster... After I felt disgusted, the smell was still there.
>>679150931
Implying you wouldn't suck a dog cock if it wasn't infront of you
>>679156963
holy fuck thats hot
>>679157743
4_4
pic #3 is here:
>>679156807
>>679158053
BEST SHOWER
Op?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
