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Were you vaccinated and circumcised? are you mad about it?
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>>679103890
>vac yes
>circ no
>not mad, happy.
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Remember that time you got polio? No?
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are you dumb? that isnt how vaccines work
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>>679103890
yes and yes and no
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Didn't die of polio.
My dick is easy to keep clean and doesn't smell bad.
Pretty satisfied.
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>>679103890

Oh look, it's retarded.
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>>679104048

Polio has been cured for decades. CURED. Not vaccinated.
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>>679103890
Take your shit post to facebook OP.
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>>679104098

Actually it is EXACTLY how it works, they inject poison to try to get your body to fight the poison. Too bad if it can't and you end up dead or with major autism.
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>>679104145

This.
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76 US, so i was cut and vacced. But I have not cut my 3 boys and do limited vac on them. Why cut off skin and risk death, infection and loss of penile tissue for some religious bullshit? Why dont we circumcise girls while we are at it? Also I stay away from mercury containing vaccines and read up a lot, I choose the risk of no vacc, I had autoimmune reac to HepB as a kid so its hereditary.
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>>679104116
Ditto
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>>679104374
>not sure if bait or idiot
>pic not related
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>>679104293
Not sure if trolling or just retarded.
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>>679104662

Explain how it works then fucko?
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>>679104293

You're astonishingly wrong mate.
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>>679104293
wat? there is no cure for polio. it is currently not endemic to western countries, but it isn't eradicated yet either, though it probably will be eventually.
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I am bi and have sucked a few dicks in my time.. and the uncut ones are far more likely to have a bad smell or taste bad.
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>>679104048
Exactly, but I assume this fucker is a troll.
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>>679103890
Niggergerian wat.
Circumcision is one thing but vaccines are fucking important.
>now suck my anteater, its measles free
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>>679103890
Have nice cock, don't have to worry about diseases. Stoked.
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>>679104374
Lol. Enjoy watching your kids die.

Major autism from vaccines. Hilarious, thinking Jenny Playboy McCarthy knows more about this than the actual scientists.
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>>679103890
Yes, yes, no
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>>679104712
google would have answered you, or grade 9 Biology if you passed high school.
http://www.immunologyexplained.co.uk/HowItWorks.aspx
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>>679104463
So that explains your autism?
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>>679104712

They inject either a dead or modified sample of the virus in question, from which your body learns to fight off the actual virus and acquires immunity.
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>>679104829
This

Uncut guys always smell like fucking shit, doesn't matter when they bathe they either don't wash it or it gets dirty all day anyways, and crusty
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>>679104932

There are hundreds of actual scientists who do say autism is DIRECTLY linked to vaccines. To what extent? nobody knows, it will take decades of research to answer accurately, mate.

No two ways about it.

Vaccines cause autism. You don't have to be a magician to understand that the massive spike in autism rates correlates with the massive increase in vaccinations.
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>>679105074
This
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>>679105074

So, basically, EXACTLY WHAT I SAID?
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Vaccinated, not okay with it because now I have severe autism and fap to furries every day and hate my life, I will be a virgin forever

And being cut sucks ass because I always chafe from fapping no matter how often I do it
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>>679105283
No
You said poison not weakened poison or anything related to modified or weakened poison
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>>679105210
Hundreds of scientists? Name them, and let's compare their credentials to the thousands who have done actual studies. Hell, the data is available, if you know math you can read the results yourself.
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>>679105283

Ok you must be a troll. b8/10
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>>679105210
this is totally wrong. but you don't actually care. enjoy giving your baby whooping cough.
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>>679105137
this is like saying girls who dont shave bald are ALL smelly. nonsense, a clean person is clean, a dirty one is dirty. No excuse not to brush teeth and clean ass/dick in 2016 in the modern world
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>>679105210
I'd rather have Autism then be fucked up from polio.

Do you remember seeing people that were fucked up from polio or are you too young?

shits not nice.
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>>679105403

I'm going to give you some grapes, some of them are poisoned and some of them are just 'weakened' poison, how many will you feed to your family?
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No disease, my dick doesn't smell like ass, and I don't have to scrub inside the foreskin in the shower. I'm pretty happy
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>>679105210
Which "scientists"? Who do they work for? What are their credentials?
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>vac
Dunno, probably, only retards think they know better

>cut
Nope my parents loved me
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>>679104374
Yeah, kind of how like they put chlorine in pools and kids are dying from chlorine poisoning, right?
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>>679105609
ingesting small amounts of chlorine will not save you when you drink a gallon of bleach later.
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>>679105533
So... vaccines had live, virulent agents in them as well? Wtf are you even trying to say?
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I hope op realizes that vaccines are the only reason we weren't wiped out by the massive flu outbreaks in the 20th century.

Even IF all the bullshit that people spew about vaccines is true (which it totally fucking isn't), autism > death.
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>>679105460
>2016
>thinking it's okay for women to have hair down there
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yes and yes
not mad uncut dicks look weird have fun getting measles if you don't get you vax
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>>679104374
medfag here. you're probably a troll. in the off chance you aren't you're horribly wrong. its not poisons or chemicals or other shit. its just dead or practically dead harmless variants of what ever you're being vaccinated for. It allows your body to see the disease and learn to generate antigens for it.

The whole vaccines cause autism study was a lie. The doctor who made it up admitted he lied. There are several hundred studies proving that there is no correlation between autism and vaccines. The only reason there's been such a high amount of autism diagnosed is because its a relatively new term. It used to fall under retardation or several other pervasive personality disorders. Yes as soon as you give something a name you're going to see what seems like a lot of it suddenly, and thats just because theres a name for it now. There really isnt any more autism or adhd or any of that shit than there ever was, its just feels like it because theres a name for it.

Anti-vaccers are fucking idiots who are ruining the herd immunity. Diseased that were almost irradiated are starting to come back stronger than ever because people don't vaccinate.
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>>679105478

No, you wouldn't. Autism is not 'slightly weird guy, who wont make eye contact' it is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

100% due to vaccines and circumcision.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/circumcision-autism-new-study_n_6503106.html?section=australia
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Niggers
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>>679103890
vaccinate jibby
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>>679105725
No, but it shows that small amounts of substances can be harmless even if larger doses can be fatal.
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>>679105589
They work for the community, since their only interest is making people healthier and living conditions better by eliminating contagious diseases.
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>this thread
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>>679105533
>not understanding the point
>why am i taking the b8

If grapes were a virus and we take some of those grape viruses that are about to die or a severely weak and inject them into our bodies our immune system will fight and develop antibodies for the future that way you don't catch the grape virus
Kys
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Or the spike might be because we've gotten better at diagnosing diseases? You know how people no longer die from "Eel thing" anymore...
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>>679105460
I didn't say all.. I said more likely... does that simply mean they are more likely to be an unclean person than for it to be directly the dick's fault? Maybe. But the ratio of smelly vs unsmelly is worse for uncut than cut by quite a bit.
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>>679105725
Better stay away from those training dummies they use for sparring. Those things will fucking kill you, even though you are using them to learn how to defend yourself.
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>2016
>there is still people against vaccines
help me im in hell
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>>679105831
You being a medfag has nothing to do with this post

anyone that didn't skip out middle school knows how vaccines work
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>>679103890
Too many years of caption porn has made this picture of a baby, being injected with something, arousing to me.
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>>679105974
smelly would be as a result of lazy, or parents never showed them how to wash themselves.

uncut, never smelly unless haven't showered for a few days (i.e camping)
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Actually, it's Jenny McCarthy's fault that autism is on the rise.
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>>679104463
Thank you for not mutilating your children. Anyone who thinks it's a good idea is fucking retarded
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Ever been bitten venomous snake?
Go to the hospital and get a shot of anti venom?

Do you stupid fucks know what the fuck they make anti venom with?
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>>679104463
the first people to circumcise was the Egyptians. The jews copied the Egyptians and most eastern pagan, muslim, jews, etc. practiced circumcision.
Wanna know why? because its easier to clean and reduces infections which is an issue in hot climates.
It's really not that big of a deal.
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>>679106492
Wait, I know this... autism?
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>>679104666
This is 4chan. I'm not sure we'll ever know.
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>Vaccinations are bad
>some fucking retard keeps conflating viruses with literal poison
What's it like having failed biology, OP?
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>>679106603
Hey, he already says he has major autism, what did you expect??
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>>679106158
this.

some africans kill vaccine givers because they fear the vaccines are secretly sterilizing their children. crazy right?

some hipsters feed their kids pineapple juice and vitamin c while they suffer through whooping cough because natural remedies are best and vaccines cause autism.... and this is totally ok.
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>>679106318
>john denver born in 1943
>Autism 'discovered'
>denvers works continue to be popular and played on radio
>new cases steadily rising.

he might be dead. but just remember.

Denver causes Autism
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>>679105759
A little hair is hot
a forest is not
Bald looks like your 12
And if I thought I was fucking someone who is twelve
I would kill my self
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>>679105210
The major study linking the two had to be retracted and the researcher lost his license to practice medicine you dumb nigger.
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>>679104463

> I read up a lot
> So my choice is obviously informed

I love when people say this, like "ACTUALLY I DID DO MY RESEARCH, SO THERE"

Okay buddy, you did your research and still chose the wrong answer, now we know you're not misinformed, just retarded kek.
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>>679103890
the 1st yes
the 2nd no

Glad I'm not dying of tuberculosis or polio
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>>679106837

I don't know anything about that, you probably just made it up to be fair.
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>>679107153
If you are the OP, didn't you learn that in your research? Andrew Wakefield. Study harder.
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>>679104463
there is literally nothing you could've read of any merit that indicates you should stay away from mercury containing vaccines, or that there is a benefit to altering the recommended vaccination schedule. so you read up on a lot of bullshit and made a bullshit choice and want everyone to respect that because at least you tried? ok whatever.
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>>679104374
>or with major autism

So apparently you were vaccinated.
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>>679107153

Nope, fact, the doctor that came out with the original study later admitted it was a bullshit study he got paid to lie about, and the medical community responded by stripping his license.

He literally doctored so badly he isn't allowed to be a doctor. That's how stupid anti-vaxxers are.

Daily reminder there has never been a single credible peer-reviewed study that links autism and vaccination.
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>>679105210
After this post I've decided we need a vaccine to prevent autism
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>>679105853

>I dont like X
>Since there is an increase in autism over the years i will blame it on what i dont like
>No one can disprove me
>Therefore I am correct and X is the cause for rising autism.

For example.

Over the years the membership of the KKK has taken a drastic drop and we have seen a drastic increase of both autism and PC bullshit being shoved down our gullets.

The only logical conclusion one can reach is that to reduce autisim we need more people to joing the KKK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7_kGgPnzog
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>>679106310
that's simply because cut think smell is uncut's problem. Hence they don't pay as much attention to dick hygiene
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I just can't wait for some epidemic to wipe the non-vaccinators out of the gene pool
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Let's use a different analogy that /b/ can relate to.

Your body is a major city in the Midwest. The first nigger moves in. He is strong, capable, and dangerous. The residents have never seen a nigger before, so don't protect themselves. In a few years, the place is a slum.

In a second identical city, the first nigger that moves in is retarded. He still attempts to fuck shit up, but isn't successful due to his retardation. The residents learn what a nigger is, and promptly pass laws to lock up or kill all niggers on sight. They go on to live in a nigger free paradise.

City 2 is vaccinated against niggers.
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>>679105853

Autism is a spectrum, not everyone who has it is like that wacko.
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>>679105210
[citation needed]
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>>679103890
Yes and yes.. don't really care either way. Vaccination is important to protect from dis eases that could wipe us out. Only tinfoil hat hipsters and insane conspiracy theorists think dofferent.

Circumcision is a personal matter.. I like it.. less upkeep.. I just wash my kawk and it's g2g no foreskin smwgma farm or painful retraction issuea.. and I get pleasure.. d9nt know what all the fuss is about.
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>>679103890

I'm circumcised. I guess it's kind of a bummer, but sex still feels fucking fantastic, so whatever.

I've also been vaccinated, both as a child and the crap load they gave me in the Army (Hurrah for the Small Pox and Hepatitis vaccines), and I feel fantastic about it, because I understand rudimentary medicine and appreciate the fact that modern medicine is fantastic. I didn't die or get crippled because of a childhood disease, because vaccinations are as close to a miracle as is feasibly possible.

We should have a god damn world wide holiday centered entirely around vaccinations. Perhaps one of the most important advances in technology ever conceived.
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>>679108076

I think the guy in that video is OP
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>>679106136
Underrated post
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>>679103890
Yes and Yes
Glad to be vaccinated since I don't have various infectious diseases

Wish I wasn't circumcised, but I'm not butthurt about it
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>>679108071
My six year old understands this shit better than grown men. It is not that hard to understand, why in the world would anyone opt not to have immunity to a deadly virus? It feels like people are making up excuses for shallow justification at this point.
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>>679103890
Vaccinated, cut, and happy as a clam, ma'am.

Go periods of several years without getting sick.

Takes seconds to wash my dick and I get plenty of head from my wife who wouldn't touch an uncut prick.

I had my second son yesterday and today he got his first round of shots and had his circ done. I'm proud I can give them the same advantages I had from my civilized western parents who weren't a couple of gullible unwashed retards.
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>>679108071
That is a great analogy.
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>>679107153
see
>>679107533

Same thing happened to the cunt who made up the study claiming GMOs cause cancer.
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>>679108593

What will you do when 20 years passes and the 'received wisdom' says oh yeah you guys were all right, this DOES cause cancer/autism?
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>>679108256
So whatever? You don't understand how good it's supposed to feel. Think objectively about why it's okay to remove part of another human without their consent.
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>>679108914
I'll have autism, and won't care.
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Vaxxed and uncut, feeling good thank you very much.
I never understood why people would choose to have their cocks cut without being jewish. Must be a cultural thing.
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ive been vaccinated but not circumsized

im also borderline autistic...or maybe too full blown autistic to realize it completely

yeah im mad bro..the first time i read that vaccinations could/will cause autism
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>>679109031
Because babies aren't capable of giving consent, whether it is good for them or not. Kid needs a transplant, I'm supposed to let them die because they can't consent? Fuck you, they get what they need.
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>>679109386

A child will die without a transplant, a child will not die without a potential lethal vaccine.
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>>679105210
Autism is being diagnosed at what would seem like an alarming rate compared to usual

What people need to be told CONSTANTLY is that it's because the criteria for being diagnosed with autism is MUCH broader than before, it's not like some bacteria where you have it or you don't, it's a condition that encompasses whatever we say it does.
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>>679105390

Underrated comment
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>>679108914
What will you do when 20 years passes and the 'received wisdom' says oh yeah you guys were all right, popcorn DOES cause cancer/autism?
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>>679109031
Oh, I wouldn't do it to my kid, or advise anyone else to do so.

I just can't summon any strong feelings regarding my own circumcision. Everything seems to work fine; Feels good, never had any complaints from a lady. It is what it is, and raging about it isn't going to help.
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>>679109183
Don't worry, even without the vaccination, you would be autistic, and if you believe otherwise, you're definitely autistic.

I ate a sandwich once and I had kidney stones, doesn't mean the sandwich caused it.
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>>679109386
having a circumcision is a cosmetic procedure. You can't honestly be comparing that to an emergency transplant.
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>>679105909

totally rekt
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>>679109734
Was there like a ton of green on it. Excess vitamins can do that
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>>679109605
>will not die from lethal diseases even if unprotected against them
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>>679109769
TBH laddo if you're living in America it's a pretty big emergency if you ever plan on having sex
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No? I don't risk getting other people sick. And I don't risk getting sickies from other people. If you think vaccines are poison, then cool. You'll get sick and die and won't be a walking hazard to others.
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>>679110101
>having sex with American women
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>>679110090

Name one LETHAL DISEASE that can be vaccinated against with 100% accuracy and surety?
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>>679110491
You got me there
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>>679106799

If you feel like killing yourself after fucking a smoking hot, big titted, curvy, 21-year old with a smooth cooch, you probably a faggot, son.
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>>679110101
nice binary get
and you're watching too much porn. Women prefer uncut. And even if they didn't, I wouldn't trade superior sexual sensitivity for more sex.
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>>679110521
Seat belts don't guarantee that you live through a car accident, bet you still buckle up, faggot.
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>>679110521
Small pox. It doesn't exist anymore thanks to vaccination. Also polio.
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>>679110521
Remember smallpox? That little nuisance dubbed "red plague" that caused blindness, scarring and had a mortality rate of 35%?
I'd be surprised if your children heard of it, because it has been eradicated through vaxxing.
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>tfw just some months ago some kid died from a dumbass illness nobody ever gets because we get vaccinated
>tfw people in this thread spouting anti-vaccine bullshit
also I'm uncut and happy about it.
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>>679111186

Both still EXIST, just less common due to living healthier lifes.
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>>679110521
hepatitis
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will you antivaxxer cunts PLEASE just go KILL YOURSELVES?

you lost there's no argument even to be had, might as well argue the world is flat.
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>>679111273
Ah nigger you made your trolling too obvious
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>>679110521
That a bizarrely high requirement to set for anything human made. Nothing thought up or designed by humans is 100% accurate.

Pretty much everything that people get vaccinated for is lethal, and most vaccination are in the upper 90s when it comes prevention.
And even when vaccinations fail, they've been shown to reduce the severity of symptoms and reduce the likelihood of death.
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Rest of the world
>gets kid vaccinated, leaves cock alone
Murrica
>cuts kids cock off, doesn't get him vaccinated
"""""""""first world"""""""""
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>>679111552
And yet so many countries attempt to replicate American culture, while denouncing America itself
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This whole thread...
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>>679111273

>"due to living healthier lifes."

What the actual fuck.
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>>679112047
>And yet so many 3rd world countries attempt to replicate American culture
ftfy
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>>679104374
Sara Palin detected. Mods? Can we get a permaban over here?
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>>679103890
No. And I don't care either way.

The only thing humanity seems to care about is potential, not actual.
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Circumcised men don't get foreskin cancer.
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>>679104463
>Also I stay away from mercury containing vaccines and read up a lot,

>Yet doesn't know that there are no vaccines containing mercury anymore
>doesn't know the difference between methylmercury and ethylmercury
>doesn't know that a can of tuna contains more mercury (methylmercury) than a vaccine (ethylmercury) ever did
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>>679105853
>Autism is not 'slightly weird guy, who wont make eye contact' it is this:

Yes, and polio is not "Wheelchair," it is this:
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>>679105403
Moot point. A virus is not poison
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>>679104666
Nice Satan trips
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>>679105853
>Autism is not 'slightly weird guy, who wont make eye contact'
Yes, actually, it is. There are people with autism that you wouldn't ever know have it.
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I feel like I have to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdZTZQvuCo&ab_channel=UltraMiraculous
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>>679113827
>methylmercury and ethylmercury
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethylmercury so a faster mercury is a faster poison and much better? Mercury is Mercury, it causes damage and people with AI disorders cant have it. mothefcuuuuk /b/ is dumb, http://www.naturalendocrinesolutions.com/articles/the-impact-of-mercury-on-thyroid-health/. herpaderp," I had vaccines and am ok, so everybody else who must have the exact same DNA as me should be ok too"
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>>679104293
Polio is a VIRUS, there is no cure. Only vaccination.

I get that you're probably just trollin', but so many people believe this anti-vaccine shit.
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>>679103890
Westcoast lib-nigger detected
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Were you dropped on your head? are you mad about it?
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no, I'am not satisfied I'am utterly displeased by the fact they cut half my dick off without my consent
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>>679103890
I'm mad that I was circumsized yeah but not vaccinated. I honestly don't know why people oppose vaccination aside from the retards who think it gives kids autism.
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>>679116415
Oh you little faggot. I always knew antivaxxers knew nothing of biology, it seems they know nothing of chemistry either.
Shows me to trust someone with such retarded argument to have any education.

Please switch your ethanol to methanol.
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>No vac
>No circ

I could of used the vac

I kind of like my foreskin tho
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>>679103890
>circumcised
Not mad about it because I'm glad I don't get dick cheese and my dick doesn't look like it's shy.

>vaccinated
Yes, I'm pissed. A few years after getting vaccinated I mysteriously was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease. And I know it's correlated.
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>>679105210
6/10 made me mad and reply, why would you wanna risk your kids life so they aren't autistic?
bonus no evidence provided, no citations, don't make a statement without backing it up dude, you just look retarded
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>>679112266
thats a sickle, not a hook.
That's used for cutting large crops of grain, not catching fish
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>>679118090
A sickle on a rope, at that. Stalin would be proud.
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>>679116415
Ethylmercury is excreted in urine, methylmercury is absorbed by the body. It is entirely false and ignorant to exclaim "mercury is mercury!"
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>>679117961
of course it's a statement without backup, because it's plainly false and either trolling or retarded opinionism
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>>679105831
all of this. give me hope for the future, /b/rother
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Why would I be upset that my family made rational decisions based on sound science in order to protect my future health?
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>>679105283
no, they remove the viruses ability to bond to your cells, which means it can't multiply, so your body doesn't have a huge problem fighting it off
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>>679118717
>implying circumcision has medical or religious purposes in the US
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>not circumcised
>learn about it when I'm about 10 from anatomy book
>ask parents why they didn't have the procedure
>told they believed it was my choice and that I could go and have the operation if I liked, although they suggested I wait until I'm at least 18

I love my parents.

>mostly vaccinated, skipped out on a few, apparently. Not sure which.
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>>679104463
"Mercury" was removed from all schedules of vaccines before any of the kids in the current "boom" of autism were born. Keep digging, you might find actual science soon!
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>>679116415
>so a faster mercury is a faster poison and much better? Mercury is Mercury

And oxygen is oxygen. Unless it's ozone (O3), then it's extremely harmful to the point of being toxic. Let's all breath water, after all, it has oxygen in it and "oxygen is oxygen"
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>>679103997
this, with the force of 1000 suns.
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>vaccinated
yes
>circumcised
yes
>mad about it
No. I don't have diseases that killed people in the 1800s and I don't have dickcheese or run the risk of my cock choking itself.
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Vaccinated and circumcised. Happy with both. Although my happiness about being vaccinated has no bearing in it's effectiveness since it's effective even if I'm not happy about it.
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>>679119507
I have a much better idea. Ozone is hard to get, why don't you tell anon to switch from fairly common carbon dioxide (CO2) to the simpler carbon monoxide (CO)? I think it sounds wonderful.
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>>679116415
>debating science and medicine
>cites a website with NATURAL in the name

u and ur homo pathies can go fuck off, ur kid is gonna give polio to a child with a REAL allergy to vaccines
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>>679105853

You're turbo-retarded.
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>>679117901
>And I know it's correlated.

how?
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>>679119507
>>679120058
Two great posts
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>>679103890
yes and yes.
gimme back my foreskin lol
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>>679103890
Nope. I was deformed when I was born so I spent the first few weeks of my life in the hospital. By the time I got out, the hospital bill was so big, my parents couldn't afford to vaccinate or circumcise me, despite my mother being an ultra conservative catholic
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>>679119772
boy you got jewed
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>>679103890
Yes and yes.

I'm fine with the vac, but I wish I knew what it was like to be uncut.
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>>679120860
Exact same here
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Yes
Yes
Happy
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>>679109647
Jesus Christ this
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>>679110831
Sexual sensitivity is a bullshit argument. A cut guy still has to hit a 10 on his sensitivity level to cum. Even if he was less sensitive he still reaches a 10 before cumming, it might just take a bit longer.
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>>679120405
I read a bunch of scientific journals about all the subjects related to this. The virus that is the vaccine can cause the immune system to start attacking it's own body. That's what autoimmune diseases are, it's basically some genetic predisposition that gets triggered in your DNA, some miscommunication/immune system becoming overacting. It's why I have this chronic autoimmune disease.

>tl;dr
>vaccinations inject a foreign virus
>immune system responds to the foreign body by attacking the foreign bodies and/or some part of body triggering genetic predispositions
>autoimmune response to the vaccination
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>>679103890
Yes and yes. Not mad
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>>679119772
>dont suffer 1800s diseases
Then why do you have the hygiene of a 19th century peasant?
Just take a shower everyday and you wouldn't have to deal with smegma. I'm uncircumcised and I've never seen it myself, just because I shower every morning.
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>>679110831
>Women prefer uncut
[citation needed]
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>>679105853
thats not fuckin santa claus is comin to town, its year without a santa claus. ffs i see where the kid got it
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>>679120405
This was my post: >>679121338
If you wanted to know, the autoimmune disease I have is type 1 diabetes.

http://diabetes.diabetesjournals.org/content/57/11/2863.full

Vaccinations are dangerous.
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>>679119772
>>679120625
You can tell that uncut guys are super insecure about their dicks because they get so uptight and defensive when someone who is circumcised is happy with his penis. You keep claiming dick superiority to cover up the fact that women find your dick gross
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>>679116415
>Mercury is Mercury
Time to start drinkin' good ol' methanol! After all, alcohol is alcohol.
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>>679103890
both, and I suffer a crippling disorder called lack of phimosis, dyptheria, mumps, measles, and other things more blessed people are allowed the privilege of having
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>>679113039
man i would fuck sarah palin so hard
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>>679121752
eating is dangerous
drinking water is dangerous
insects are dangerous
animals are dangerous
using knives is dangerous
being near cars is dangerous
fucking going outside is dangerous

if you want anything to be risk free, ever. fucking kill yourself. its the only thing you can possibly do with a guaranteed and expected result. for most people, vaccinations prevent against disease. just because your massive pussy of a body decides to cripple you over it instead doesn't mean that they're something nobody should do
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>>679122155
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>>679103890
Vaccinated, eh, kind of but not really.
Circumsized, yeah to a decent degree... but on the other hand sex is still great and I can wreck the puss so it's not all bad. Although I wish my peenor was all natural tbh
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>>679122155
>that edge is dangerous
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>>679121338
>pass by someone who coughs
>infected with a foreign virus
It's the immune system not the virus or vaccine
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>>679122458
The vaccination IS a virus.
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>>679122155
you are correct but your argument is stupid
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>>679122155
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15893109
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>>679103890
OP is a retarded nigger who dropped out of highschool. Stay in school kids so you don't end up like faggot ass OP.
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>>679104374
vaccines don't cause autism you stupid fuck. the study that said that has been disproven dozens of times
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>>679105853
Oh so now even Australian news is shitposting
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>>679105853
>and circumcision.

BAHAHAHA , wait, morons are saying circumcision causes autism now!?
>ohwow.
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>>679105210
no dipshit the spike is due to over diagnosis.
just like adhd... adhd was created to sell drugs.
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>>679122528
Yes and the fact is without the vaccine your body would be exposed to unweakened strains of the virus without knowing how to fight it. To blame the vaccine for you coming into contact with a virus assumes you would not come into contact with it otherwise. Preventing the spread of viruses is exactly what a vaccine does.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhk7-5eBCrs
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>>679122854
I didn't come in contact with any virus other than the VACCINE.
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>>679103890
Never been sick in my life, very rare minor colds.
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>>679104374
That's how Space Marines are made.
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>>679122957
That's because the vaccine did it's job. The fact that most everyone is vaccinated means that it's very difficult for those viruses to spread.
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Based Potholer incoming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0ZZTjChW4o
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Yes, No, and that's the way it should be.
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>>679121972
women find all dicks gross
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GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8

In all seriousness, I'm glad I live in the UK. Vaccines are free, on a as-needed basis, and circumcision isn't a thing cause we don't live in the fucking dark ages.
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>>679123401
You don't seem to understand, I did not get a virus. The vaccine caused autoimmunity to the vaccine after the injection. The only job the vaccination did was trigger a genetic predisposition of type 1 diabetes I have in my DNA. If it wasn't for the vaccination trigger my immune system wouldn't be currently attacking my own pancreas cells for the rest of my life.
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>>679103890
Probably and don't care.
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>>679105831
>Diseased that were almost irradiated are starting to come back stronger than ever because people don't vaccinate.
Fucking this. People dont like to look at the human race like a bunch of animals in a pen but thats exactly what we are. We need to look out for whats best for the group because that effects future generations.

Fuck the people putting hand sanitizer everywhere too.
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>>679123774
Also, fuck people taking antibiotics for everything.
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>>679107539
Lost
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>>679103997
This.
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>>679123650
Are you suggesting that no one should get vaccinated just in case? Is there a test for if someone will have a similar reaction?
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>>679123650

You did and do currently and always will run into viruses everyday, you mongoloid, any of which could have set off your "condition". And even assuming you are right, we need herd immunity, we don't need you.
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>>679124305
I'd suggest everyone learn their family's medical history. Get genetic testing for diseases in your DNA. Learn about all the diseases for the vaccinations in question. And make an educated guess, rather than being led like a sheep lined up for slaughter.

>>679124307
You're talking about hypothetical, possible viruses. But I'm talking about a factual proof that vaccination caused me to get autoimmunity. In fact, I had no major viruses at the time of the vaccination since chickenpox when I was in 3rd grade. The vaccines in question were the ones I took when I was 18 for college.
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>>679124307
>we need herd immunity, we don't need you.

Utilitarian piece of shit.
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How is this thread still up? Why does /b/ the most idiotic evil collection of people still talking about vaccines?
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>>679124976
I think you're just mad you have a shitty pancreas. What you have is an anecdote.
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>>679124307
The thing about "The Greatest Happiness Principle" is that all individuals at some point doesn't belong to a particular "herd."
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>>679125447
Do you really think I care about your useless opinions? Survival is 0% for everyone eventually. Remember that fag. We all die. All life dies. No one survives forever. Makes your "herd immunity" goal pointless. Death, the great equalizer.
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>>679125664
Then kill yourself if you dont think life doesn't matter
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Vaccinated: yes
Cut: Yes, but I am restoring my foreskin
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>>679125863
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>>679105137
What nasty dicks have you been sucking? Sucking cock is the best...definitely better than eating out choncha
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>>679105210
This is pure fucking bait
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>>679103997
this
/thread
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>>679126013
Go ahead and exercise that right
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fuck off back to le-ddit retard
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>>679105533
Faulty analogy. Literally the basics of philosophy. Your argument is a fallacy.
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>>679106799
>bald looks like a 12 year old
what kind of girls have you been looking at, anon? the ones that were actually 12?
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>>679104463
>Why cut off skin and risk death, infection
>risk death, infection
>limited vac
that logic, wow
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>>679103890
Yes and yes.
And happy, I last a long time.
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>>679126194
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>>679126194
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>>679108071
Beautiful
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>>679103890
Dear Pharmaceutical Companies, Doctors and Medical Personnel,
I own a crop duster. Please provide me with a list of dense locations of antivaxxers, and a vaccine that may be administered via aerosol. I can handle this.
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>>679121202
No, it isn't. Sensitivity is not the same as climax stimulation. The orgasm itself should be just as good because, you know, they didn't circumcise your fucking prostate.
That's like saying you can cum by scratching your head, given enough time. The intensity of the feeling, however, is nowhere as close when your dickhead has a fucking keratin cover.
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>>679103890
Even though you want it to be sarcastic your picture is completely correct. It's weakened toxic shit that your immune system can combat easily, but still learn from it for the time it encounters actual non-weakened toxic shit. It's the same reason why a lot of babies eat their own snot. It's a cocktail of bacteria that trains the immune system, but not enough to cause any harm.
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>>679128215
thatd imply circumsized guys would never have premature ejaculations, like cmon you have a headstart and still cant hold your shit
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>>679126194
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>>679116415
true Mercury is Mercury
Methyl mercury however is not Mercury and both are not ethyl Mercury.
You don't even have a basic understanding of chemistry and call other people retarded? You're the degenerate fucktard over here
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>>679103890
I was not vaccinated until a later age, fyi i had autism before vaccination started so stick that theory up your ass, it is fake.
Not circumcised and no hygiene problems at all.
I'm happy with my shit.
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>>679116415
Also nobody has the exact same dna. Damn you really are retarded.. I'm so sorry for you
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>>679103890
I'm vaccinated, and I love my parents for it. When I get kids I'll even buy a vac that's not in the program (meningitis).
Kids should not be allowed in educational institution if they aren't vaccinated.
For good reasons I can't get cut.
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>>679128606
well in theory identical twins have the same dna, but i see your point
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>>679105137
That's a lie. Take it from one that sucks an uncut penis at least once a week.
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>>679128608
why?
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