NO FUCKING DRINKS ON THE TABLES. FUCK!

>>679076966
The shareholders.

i go with the flash. prefer the hulk but i think ol' wally might just do it.

>>679076966
Cap apologizes and they shake hands. The end.

>>679076966
As much as i like Marvel DC would tear everyone apart. DC is OP'd as fuck.

>>679077241

My exact thought.

The only real contenders here are flash and hulk so you're asking us who wins between those two

>>679077241
but green lantern doesn't want to let it go

>>679077414
>>679077241
This to be honest they are both fucking boy-scouts.

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>>679076966
>DC

>>679077734
Not like rogue wouldn't fuck everyone up if she gets a hand on someone.

>>679077810
Lmfao and wolverine s hammered

>>679077810

Guy Gardner might start shit but Hal would immediately cool when Cap apologized. Likewise, Superman's such a fucking boyscout he'd accept the apology instantly. Both side defused? Yea, GL is gonna be cool.

You guys are pretty gay

>>679077295
flash can single handedly murder everyone in the marrvel universe except the celestial beings

>>679076966
Thor, hes a god.

>>679077222
>>679077734
since when is the Flash the most powerful DC hero?

>>679078357
say the gayest person in this thread, which is you

>>679078111
Hulks been doin rails off that back table for 2 hours now waiting for the jukebox

>>679078054
>Not like rogue wouldn't fuck everyone up if she gets a hand on someone.
The Flash snaps all snappable necks before anyone can think. Rogue is out first move.

>>679078437
He isn't the strongest, yet I believe his speed would be enough to fuck everyone up .-.

>>679078391
Just because he is fast? What the fuck? Hulk would eventually catch him and butt fuck him to death.

>>679078437
Speed is everything man, and the Flash is speed.

>>679078437
Can travel through time, phase through anything, faster that light thinks just about as fast as he runs

>>679078602
Haha trying to blast some Springsteen

>>679078692
if we dont even acknowledge the fact that the flash can steal speedforce just by looking at you, turning you into a statue, he would phase his dick into hulks brain and fuck them into dust before he could even blink

>>679076966
Deadpool

Flash pretty much hit the RESET button on the DC universe.

>>679078940
Cmon. Like ironman won't have a backup plan for the flash? No machine that renders him useless for just one second??! And wolverine can't die. Lol

>>679076966
DC just has better heavy hitters, and flash could probably win this on his own.
J'onn is also really OP.

>>679078054
i thought she could only steal mutants powers

yeah but what about spider man? he can sling webs and be poor.

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>>679078940
Here comes the speedforce faggot.

>>679076966
First off pretty sure it's been proven that nobody can beat Superman in the comic book universe, secondly Captain America is kind of lame, he is a genetically enhanced super soldier with increased stamina, speed, strength ,etc. and has an unbreakable shield that is super sharp, or something like that. It's not like he has any OP powers and can do OP things, clearly Superman wins.

>>679079272
That is a Batman argument and even then Bats wouldn't be able to pull a McGuyver out of his ass for him.

>>679079446
Nah she can steal from anyone. Killed her boyfriend when here powers first manifested.

>>679076966
The black guy who said, "worrrrrrld starrrrrr"

>>679079463
He's too young to be in the fucking bar in the first place. He would be waiting outside and covering the door in webs so that faggy flash guy can't run off.

>>679079272
kek unless stark is able to come up wiht a fool proof plan in half of a second, then nope he stands no chance.. (BTW this isnt including any god like celestial beings in either universe)... flash is the only one that stands a chance against superman w/o kryptonite

>>679079463
He wins because everyone else ignores poor Spidey and he just takes pictures. He is probably the one character nobody would actually fight out of respect.

>>679076966
Superman is the lamest character ever. He simply can't lose. Except maybe from Rogue?

>>679079478
its true faggot, flash is op

>>679079564
Cap's greatest asset is his never give in never give up tenacious as fuck USA USA USA attitude

>>679076966

Room full of Super Heroes and geniuses and they can't even figure out naut to put their damn drinks on the tables.

Yo OP I'm sorry bro but your pic...

...your pic is fake as fuk brah.

>>679079631
Oooooo batman... I was 100% for marvel .but batman.... I fucked up guys...

>>679076966
Marvel's nothing but a bunch of radioactive faggots

>>679079272
>And wolverine can't die. Lol

How do you beat someone who is immortal? Petrify them by turning them into stone.

Checkmate immortality fags, now Wolverine will just remain frozen in time for eternity as a lifeless statue.

>>679079913
Big fucking deal, can he do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zexXH3lS8Uw

>>679080095
Radiated homos are no laughing matter.

>>679080157
Wolverine can die, and he has been killed off for a while already.

>>679079820
Now before anything pops off. I'm sure they have heard of the flash. Then ironman is in his lab cooking up meth. Or a way to fuck the flash up. Meth could work too.

>>679080210
not compared to humans bestowed with god like powers

>>679080372
What about godlike homos?

>>679076966
superman and wonder woman can solo the avengers, flash molests eeryone in their universe in the mean while

>>679079826
Batman. Nobody would fuck with batman. He's too.... Thug? Yeah thug.

Real question is why didn't Flash catch the drink in the first place?

>>679080596
THANK YOU

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>>679080550
batman is overrated and would get raped by essentially anyone in the justice league if they didnt pity him

>>679080596
He already caught it and put it back, your eyes just haven't caught up to it yet

>>679080095
Superman is ayy lmao

>>679080723
Those who is Andre the giant in disguise

>>679080550
Everyone on marvel would destroy Batman squirrel girl could take batman.

>>679080723
Shit nigger come on. Venom would win that without even getting a boner.

>>679080157
no cap would get lit up however he'd be all stoic while dieng

>>679080157
Yeah. Try to make wolverine do anything. Try him bitch.

>>679080723
bane would get rekt, shouldve been like superman or someone else arm wrestling

>>679080908
squirrel girl can take anyone thou

>>679081066
You're trying, and I can respect that.

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>>679080505
Alright Flashfag you already know if Flash fight Superman Prime he'd look like a slow moving snail.

Flash isn't as OP as Superman and I don't give a fuck what you say because it's already been proven that Superman is the strongest canon wise out of everyone. Stop being a faggot and accept reality.

>>679080723
Venom wins that easily, Bane wouldn't last very long at all.

>>679076966
nobody cares because comics and superheroes are for children. Grow the fuck up and be adults to pathetic failures.

>>679081202
Nah do Squrriel Girl went toe to toe with Doom and did very well.

>>679081294
Mommy didn't hug you enough did she.

>>679081294
No, you're not my dad and you can't make me.

P.S. Suck it

>>679081216
if were using the strongest iteration of both heros, flash could turn him into a living statue.. their speeds are incomparable... also time travel makes him op

>>679081409
I know, everyone else is kinda ignoring it though, but I got you man.

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>>679076966
Frank Castle busts in and kills them all. All other comic book characters = shit

Nigger don't need no faggy ass super powers.

>>679081202
Squirrel Girl's whole gimmick is that she beats everyone in a fight.
Well, used to be. Now it's being a landwhale and spewing SJW shit

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>>679081216
Can't get enough of that space jesus cock can you?

>>679076966

First of all, nice dubs.

Second, I'm sure Captain America and Superman are mature enough adults to behave in such a way that this wouldn't escalate into a fight. Cap would apologize and offer to buy Supes another drink to replace the one he knocked over, and, depending upon how much was in the glass when it was spilled, Superman would either say yes and thank him or politely decline. Also, keep in mind, these two characters are the "Boy Scouts" of their respective trademarks. If it was, say, Iron Man and Green Arrow, we might have a fight.

>>679081713
He wouldn't kill Captain America.

Superman can turn back time though.

>>679081719
Not bad, not bad.

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>>679081910
If he could find a way he'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay

Here comes Shazam to shake some shit up

>>679081552
Superman Prime can literally break the speedforce even if it's not physically possible, that's how retardedly broken he is. I'm sorry if you refuse to accept it but that's how Superman Prime works, even in Flash's ultimate form he still can't match Superman Prime in terms of speed since Flash can't go ascend past the Speed Force, also Superman Prime can easily time travel as well. If not travel to other dimensions and universities, I'm telling you Flash doesn't surpass him in speed whatsoever.

>>679082118
He'd turn back into a boy and get wasted on Jameson cuz it's the kewl edgy thing to do.

>>679081216
Sure but not the incarnation shown

>>679078873
I thought you were talking about Flash? What's with all the Superman stuff?

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>>679082225
Hulk would just break him down to the subatomic level with a cock slap to that smarmy prime face.

>>679081861
>Couldn't

Yes he could. Fuk u, my dad can beat up ur dad.

>>679082225
Fucking shit! I can only afford like two community colleges

>>679076966

Why has no one mentioned Danny Rand's facepalm?

>the real reason Marvel is better than DC

>>679082465
Flash is beyond superman.

>>679082573
Didn't say couldn't you dim midget, Cap is a hero to him.

>>679082479
Thanos got that shit

The hed shove lokis little sceptre right up his ass

>>679076966
Depends on what you mean by wins. Probably Batman, because he has always studied potential opponents and planned ahead for any eventuality.

>>679082581
You know I meant universe, chill out.

>>679082479
Spotted Stan Lee!

>>679082860
Depends on his day. Most of the time, yes. But, Thanos is psychologically incapable of winning sometimes

>>679083086
Stanley who?

Cap says sorry and Supes accept it and they switch to a new table

>>679082902
I think he would have to lug more shit in his belt to take them all on at once.

>>679082824
>Implying Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe isn't a thing.

Logan and Diana are the only true killers in the room. She would think she killed him, he would heal and cut her clay bitch head off. Do you even read?

>>679083222

trips don't lie but he probably has Bat-Robot(TM) to bring him whatever he needs from the Bat-Mobile

Deadpool killed the entire Marvel Universe could do the same to DC

>>679083296
>implying it happened in the original marvel universe

>>679079272
>wolverine can't die

>>679076966
The only part that doesn't make sense here is the fact that Jean is with the Avengers. Otherwise, it's Justice League ftw

>>679083296
Shitty comic? Deadpool had a better storyline. Go back to polishing your daddy's AR and your collection of chinese knockoff Rambo knives.

>>679079278
Flash would win they would just call speedforce and that would be it.

>>679083651
Those were both really terrible stories.

>>679083427
Ok I'll give you some leg room on that one haha.

>>679077111
CHECKEDEDEDEDEDD

>>679078437
Flash is fast enough to travel through time and kill death itself. He Also steals speed from others, slowing them down and speeding him up, so he could stop everyone before anything even happens.

>>679083796
Meh, you're right.

>>679083491
How do you beat Deadpool? The same way you'd beat Wolverine. Besides didn't Deadpool get his abilities the same way Wolverine got his? The only real power they both have in common is immortality so like I said if you were to turn them both to stone then they couldn't do jack shit. Deadpool is pretty much a damage sponge, at one point in time I thought Deathstroke could own Deadpool but I think it was shown that Deadpool wins that match up (Which is fucking bullshit)

I'm really not a Deadpool fan at all, he went from being some ugly cancer diseased ridden faggot to an immortal cancer diseased ridden faggot and yet his popularity is so high because he incredibly retarded and socially awkward while not giving a fuck and that's what appeals to people. If you can't beat them, join them.

>>679084020
Deadpool is on a whole other level since Death has a hardon for him.

>>679083796
Punisher's was more believable and it fit the tone. I gave away my Deadpool kills Marvel trade to charity and felt bad for whoever ended up with it.

>>679076966
Just iron man cuz hes the only one getting pussy

>>679084198
Niggers probably used it to smoke shitty ditch weed.

>>679084020
Deathstroke regularly gets beaten by, and has sex with, children.
Deadpool would beat his molesting ass no problem

>>679084020
Wolverine actually ages though. One story said Deadpool was gonna be the last thing alive in the universe later in the future.

>>679076966
Doesn't matter, they get thrown out when the bartender notices they have drinks on the table.

>>679084409
you ever see screwattack's(?) breakdown of that fight?

>>679076966
superman will solo manhandle every single bitch ass "hero" in that room

>>679083512
>Implying I've ever bothered to actually read a comic.

I'm not a fat nerd loser like the rest of you, I read books with words, not pictures.

>>679084747
you mean his tiny krypton pecker?

>>679084142
Oh right, forgot about the whole Death being a female thing and him having sex with her.

God I hate Deadpool as a character and series, and I'm speaking as a hipster. I literally hate something that is so popular because I don't feel it should be popular, don't even care, I admit it.

This is how I see Deadpool

>Hey guy's watch me fuck this watermelon while killing these bad guys!!! LOL I'm sooo wacky. Now I'm gonna do some wacky moves while flipping the cameras off and breaking the 4th wall and trying to be funny by appealing to high schoolers and those who find trash humor funny, LOL HITLER WAS GREAT"

And the public just eats that shit up, it's like a a high schooler designed his character and the public just loved it.

Marvel is better because its not ashamed of superheroes. DC has a hard on for 80s Alan Moore but are too incompetent to figure out what made his stories good. Cross promotion works much better with Marvel because the characters are all colourful bombastic New Yorkers. In DC the characters and tones are so different that they ruin eachother's stories. When Green Lantern came out they were shoving him in every fucking issue of everything, ruining my dark Batman detective stories.

>>679084752
pictures worth a thousand words....s...so we win.

>>679084752
Does that fill the three months between showers and painting Warhammer figures? I bet you're a real hit with the ladies.

>>679084931
I think of Deadpool as the writer's drunken voic doing commentary on comics. He's really not a character these days. I also like him because he gets people in comic stores.

>>679084945
Marvel regularly replaces their characters with minorities to pander to groups who don't care about comics.
They're trying very hard to make Miles more popular than Peter Parker
Thor got depowered and replaced by a woman
Ghost Rider is a Mexican kid
Captain America got depowered and replaced by a black guy
Nova got killed and replaced with Jeph Loeb's dead son
She Hulk just died and I'm betting she'll be replaced by a tranny

>>679076966
Batman.

>>679084931
Well breaks from the trend set for the last 80 years, well the only one that most people recognize

>>679084752
Lol look at me im so intellectual because i read what the teacher wants me to read Fuck off.

I thought this thread was furry porn and there was some kind of buttsex fight going on in the OPs picture my apoligies I'll just see myself out then

Lobo

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>>679085441
You are too damn right. Spiderman just broke my heart. If the Dark Tower movie is cast like i've read I think i'll kill myself.

>>679085441
You do realize this shit has been going on for decades and these arcs only last a year or two right?

>>679085874
Fuck outta here

>>679085865
Now you wait for the rage to be inflicted on you. I hope it was worth it

>>679084931
Bro that was Way's Deadpool he is a much better character now he has a kid and found his wife dead in a North Korean death camp.

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>>679084752
>Guys, I don't read comics so I'm cooler than you!

>>679085947
he'z a zuper boy too...and come from a clock thatz cool

>>679086160
>When your young padawan murders children and joins the dark side
>Good call, my young padawan

>>679085919
Miles Morales has existed since like 2010, and is only being pushed harder
Whor has been around for about 2 years and isn't slowing down, same with Captain Detroit.
No clue how long Mexican Ghost Rider has been around.
Jeph Loeb's dead son has been Nova for 4 fucking years now.
Marvel never pushed this shit this hard before.

>>679076966
If it wasn't for Hulk I'd say DC in a heartbeat

>>679086056
So sorry

>>679082515
KEK
I just pictured that

>>679085037
>>679085069
>>679085713
>>679086160
>All this nerd butthurt

kek, gottem.

>>679079272
Every ironman buster suit has lost to there entended target so no iron man will get fucked

>>679085441
It's a damn shame, but this is all totally true. Fucking SJW jew bullshit.

>>679086392
Just roll with it. Check out DC and Marvel's attempts to make their comics more black in the 70s. Best jive writing ever.

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>>679085874
Speedforce. Fuck your Ben 10

>>679086623
You like to psych yourself up like that huh? You are the only friend you have.

>>679086779
You do realize you still get like four books a month of white spider-man?

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She always wins in the end. Thor, the Hulk, Flash, Superman, they'll all lose to her eventually.

>>679086892
Marvel isn't putting out anything worth reading now.
The only time I check them out anymore is when something exceptionally bad is happening, like Civil War 2.

>>679086779
Quiet nigger trannyjew.

Dc isn't even fair. Hell superman, or flash destroy all of marvel. Batfuck would take out most. Cable being the only man of marvel could hang.

>>679086779
>>679087180
Whoops I fucked up on that one, I'm the dipshit.

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>>679087212
Not true, Marvel just really hates their cosmic characters that aren't a bunch quip-spewing assholes

>>679087039
But flash killed death.

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Who cares? Superheroes are lame as fuck.

Marvel and DC are old news. All the cool kids are reading IDW and Image.

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>>679086923
all arround the zun colud die

>>679087396
Beta mutha ray fucking bill

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>>679087039
Death is DC, giving even more weight to the argument that DC would DESTROY Marvel.

>>679077222
That's Barry

justice league is fucking retarded

>>679087543
You should read Garth Ennis stuff, he thinks the same thing. Check out The Boys. About a government funded group of psychopaths who kidnap and beat the ever loving shit of superheroes.

>>679087685
Will not be appearing in Ragnarok. Instead, enjoy the comedy stylings of the Hulk.
I don't know why the MCU hates the Annihilators. First Richard gets taken out of GotG and all the Novas become Paul Blart in space, and now Beta Ray Bill gets snubbed

>>679087461
You can't kill her, she's death. Shitty fucking writing.

>>679087735
Goddamit I've got the dumb. Thanks for pointing that out.

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We all know who would truly win

>>679076966
So here's what we got.
To the left, we have the Avengers, consisting of:
-Black Widow
-Iron Man
-Hulk
-Thor
-Rogue
-Spider-Man (yes that's how it's spelled)
-Wolverine
-Captain America

To the right, we have the Justice League, consisting of:
-Martian Manhunter
-Superwoman (not Supergirl)
-Superman
-The Flash
-Aquaman
-Batman
-Green Lantern
-Wonder Woman

First off, we can assume that since there are TWO KRYPTONIANS, a time-traveling Speedster, and freaking Batman, we can already know that the Justice League already has the advantage,

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>>679088033
Dude I fucking love Goku, but seriously?

>>679088033
Jesus all this time and you wait till now? Is the thread dying? I've had people end friendships with me since I do no side with Goku. Hispanics worship Goku more than jesus

>>679088016
Your right flash didn't kill her he just went to a point in time in which death couldn't exist, therefore getting her killed via natural means. Afterwords flash commits sudoku because he accepts he can't bring his wife back

>>679088266
Cap apologizes, no fight ensues

>>679087999
I guess they wanted to try the Police Academy theme out. Sorry man. Novas were no slouches

iron man would give wolverine some kryptonite blades and he would kill superman since they both have healing. rest of dc is fucked at that point

>>679087014
And I should be thankful I'm blessed enough to get that much? If comics need "diversity" that goddamn bad, write up some new characters instead of taking over franchises that have been established for decades upon decades. This shit is indicative of the plague that's infecting the planet.

>>679084020
>Get almost any villain/hero that has telekinetic powers
>throw Deadpool into space, and if not that, into a volcano
Fat lot of good "da bes regeneration in dah wurd" will do when your cells can't keep up with it.
But, as in almost all his comics, LOL XD RANDUMM plot armor means he wins. Horseshit.

>>679088266
You fucking dip, Spiderman is a mohel. His yarmulke is hidden under his mask

>>679088488
And that's terrible writing. So long as anything anywhere is alive she can't die. The only way to hypothetically beat her is to destroy the universe. Merely by him being at a point in time and by being living she's alive.

>>679088519
I got way more of a Paul Blart theme from them than anything.
They just suck so much in that movie. A regular Nova can punch out Thor in comics, here they can't do shit on their own.
Garthaan Saal was one of the strongest beings in he MU at one point, and in the movie he dies crying like a bitch

>>679088678
Deadpool has been thrown into volcanoes and space. And survived.

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>>679088033
Yeah, Killbastard Bloodbash. He's got a power level of 9 billion.

>>679088921
I'm pretty sure Steve Gutenberg could knock out Hulk and Thor. They have a Hightower

>>679088564
Would you feel better if Miles Morales changed his superhero name?

>>679088847
So he goes to a point in time in which he and death are the only things alive. Then dies. Congratulations. Death also dies by your logic. No winners here, just sudoku and alloha snackbar

>>679088488
So basically Flash's entire life is pre determined that fucking sucks and is shitty writing.

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>>679088538
Go to bed son, you have to get up early to get on the short bus.

>>679089242
It'd be better if they didn't force him into the main universe.
Marvel should just give Bendis a new line of comics with a separate continuity and let him be the only writer for it.
That way he can't rape continuity anymore than he already has

>>679089324
Pal, everything is predetermined. Hell even real life is set in stone. If anything that is the best writing in all of dc because of its realism (as much as a comic can have).

>>679089242
I like the sound of SJW Niggerfagjewdifferingopinionsareoutlawednowthatnkstofaggotslikeyou

>>679089291
Yeah exactly. She is by nature got to be the last thing alive. So if we're talking about some sort of hypothetical contest by always being the last person standing she always wins.

1 on 1 fights now:
Hulk vs Wolverine?

>>679089660
Is this gonna turn into a my opinion is more important than your opinion kinda argument? All thats really changing at the end of the day is that there's an extra Spider-man book on shelves. But if you want to ban it thats fine.

>>679088960
That's bullshit and you know it.
If he gets thrown into the fucking Sun, and implying he could rebuild his cells at the speed they were lost (which is proven to not be true) the gravitational effect of the sun would just keep him on the surface, floundering for eternity.
Which is what Deadpool deserves for being a raging faggot.

>>679090324
There's a whole cartoon about that, with Deadpool. Was pretty fun.

>>679090333
Thank you for agreeing with me.

>>679090438
I liked it, too. It was a fun 30 minutes.

>>679090324
Eh, Hulk has ripped him in half before and Logan put himself back together again. I think given time Hulk would eventually kill him.

>>679090438
How did that go? I'm intrigued.

>>679090874
I agree. Dice him up. Case closed.

>>679090615
Sjws and anti sjws are both the same kinds of retard. Don't they realize they BOTH want to ban shit and complain on the internet because it offends them? I wish they'd just fuck already.

>>679091225
>found the JIDF

>>679091225
Wut.

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>>679091351
Trigger warning. I really wanna fuck Hillary from Fresh Prince. She looks like a 50/50 hybrid of black and Jew and there's something about it man.

>>679077111

/thread

would never happen at a real hall

>>679090333
It would have to be a Spiderboy kind of situation. Man, every established hero gets a minion/apprentice. Bucky Barnes, Ben Reilly, Dick Grayson, Kid Flash, Superboy, Aqualad, all that shit. The point is, don't take 50 years of lore away from us just to shoehorn in some shitskins. If you really want them buying the comics, start a SuperTyrone comic.

>>679091873
Random but fair

>>679091873
Dude I get it. I would smash that puss all the way back to Philly

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>>679076966
Love Sausage.

>>679091930
Spiderman should always be solo. He has his family and that is good enough. I think he is the epitome of a comic hero.

>>679091930
OC's won't sell without using a an already established name.
That's why you'll never see an entirely new character from Marvel or DC again. They'd rather have the hard part of getting a reputation done for them.

>>679091930
They are separate characters though. Morales comes from a different universe where Parker died.

>>679092506
Not anymore. He lives in 616 with his entire family now.

>>679092252
The strongest rapist

>>679092484
That is a fair point.

>>679092252
/thread

>>679092581
The only continuity that counts is Army of Darkness vs Marvel Zombies.

>>679092787
Nope. Ultimate Spider-Man is now just Spider-Man and takes place in the main Marvel Universe, not 1610.

>>679089776
Some characters can resurrect themselves which is total bull shit but they still do. If they were the last thing to die, then death died after that because there would be no life left, then that person revived themselves, what would happen?

>>679092506
For the sole purpose of cramming in some beaner "culture" for the diversity.

>>679092484
Bullshit Luke cage, Jessica Jones, and Daredevil are all characters who are still going strong.

>>679093014
In Thanos Imperative, there was an alternate version of Mar-Vell who made a deal with Shuma Gorath to kill Death in his place when he had cancer.
The result was a universe where dying was impossible, and everyone looked like hideously deformed versions of themselves.

>>679091225
That's what I've been saying for months.

>>679084747
Nigger batman v superman bATMAN already beat tha fuck outta him on tha big screen

>>679093161
They were all created a very long time ago.
"New" characters from Marvel today are just minorities who take the names from established characters, while the originals are humiliated.

>>679092913
Wiki says he works alongside Peter Parker now. I don't see what the big deal is.

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>>679093014
She'd come to life again until they died. So long as there's something living she's there.

>>679093350
Like that episode of family guy where Peter became death and nobody died because he didn't want to kill anyone?

>>679093513
Bullseye

>>679093527
Marvel said that when the Ultimate Universe and 616 cross over, they'll admit they're out of ideas.
Now Ultimate is gone because of how insane writers got, and Miles is the only thing left. He only lives on because he's Bendis's pet character.

>>679093795
I don't know if you're agreeing with me or using Bullseye as an example of a new character.

what ever fan base has the most 12 year old autistic children

>>679093999
Agree with you

>>679093581
Wouldn't that be a statement that is only true if that statement is true dealing? (also if there is a word for that situation do tell) if death is alive then death must bee alive for something, which is death, Is alive. Death confirmed unbeatable until comic writers makes a way for her to die

>>679090342
not eternity, until the sun dies or in the explosions of a solar flare. whichever way it goes, he'd eventually escape

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>>679094168
There is a way for her to die, she dies when there's no one left but her.

So which female comic character has the biggest nipples (in relation to her body)

>>679094111
wtf is up with the trips in this thread

>>679093813
I don't mind that the Ultimate characters are all gone. They fucking sucked. It was a good read but they were really shit.Tony Stark as human brain organism? Dr. Doom with goat legs. Galactus as space bees. Good bloody riddance. Morales was the least offensive thing about that universe.