>>679074815
I would play

>>679075103
Claim your house and bump patiently

>>679075357
I think we should do a smaller map if we don't pick up more players quickly.

Bamp

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>>679075459
I'll consider it, love this map though.
We'll use this map if things are too slow

Bumper

>>679075871
Yeah I like that big one a lot too, sounds good

>>679075871
Holy shit this map has a lot of rules on it

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Bump
>>679076411
The rules are fairly simple

>>679076604
The extra port and fleet rules are a bit convoluted to me, looks interesting though

I'd play but I'm iffy about both of the maps posted thus far.

>Sapphire

>>679075871
Claim NW.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679076995
Post another map, I'll consider it if everyone is okay

>>679075871
Claim targ if this is the map.

>sig inc

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What about this map?

>>679075871
Claiming House Tyrell.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

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>>679078205
If you were going to do a map like that, with high get values and a lot of small territories, I'd recommend this map.

I'll wait for a few more Houses since the 3 picked are so far apart
>>679078616
Holy fuck, we'll see what others think if it
Looks time consuming

>>679079286
>Looks time consuming

I've OPed it a few times, and the longest of those times was the longest GoB game I've ever participated in. It's beautiful, though.

>>679078205
>>679078616
Targ will have to drop if you guys want to play one of these two. Sorry but I really hate these huge get maps. Always a bunch of mistakes.

Ready to play lets play fleets & forts, first mup?

>>679079838
Are you assuming that OP is incompetent?
I take offense to your claims but I am a little drunk so it's understandable
We'll stick to the small map

>>679079838
>>679079933
I'm fine with the map these two are fine with. OP said we should wait for more players, though.

>>679075871
Alright, we've got 5 people so we'll get started, reclaim your houses and roll from this post

>>679080019
Nothing of the sort, my good man. I'm sure OP is competent, it's just those maps are always a clusterfuck.

>>679074815
Alright in case we play
claim Qohor
Roll for blood
>Silver Snake, Emperor of the unsullied and Qohor

>>679080324
Looks like it, and I'm not in the right set of mind to paint in 150+ little spaces per mupdate

>>679080224
Which map?

>>679075871
>>679080224
Invade the coastal Westerlands, surrounding Casterly Rock, Lannisport and Crakehall.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679080224
Move to surround Hardhome.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679080670
The second map
Sorry for the confusion

>>679080708
>>679080224
5D Palindrome. +3?

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679080224
Claim Tully
Tully>Arryn in the bloody gate
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679080824
Ahhhhh Sexbang again huh. Ichabod knows this to be a funkworthy Lord Commander.
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679080929
4 spill

>>679080929
+1 from pali! spill to more arryn

>>679080224
Targ > surround KL

>sig inc

>>679080917
4 spill then
Impressive first roll

>>679081208
You would be right sir. Since my last escapades, I have decided to reform the Night's Watch. We will teach the Wildlings the power of the funk. I wish you the best of luck in your journies my funk brother.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679081403
>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679081698
kek

>>679081539
Seize the single neutral territory south-west of King's Landing, bordering the Reach. Further excess against House Lannister in the Westerlands.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679076997
Roll, Lord of Funk

>>679081983
He surrounded HH

>>679081983
The Lord of Funk has already made his move
>>679080824

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>>679082197
I apologize funky Lord
Mupdate

>>679082396
It is fine. Everyone makes mistakes.
Move to surround Hardhome.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679082396
Capture Lannisport. Loot the banks and manors owned by the Lannisters and their bannermen, and send the gold home to Highgarden.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679082396
Tully>surround bloody gate from behind, take no prisoners!
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679082396
Surround kings landing

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679082396
Claiming Martell until more people join
Martell > Baratheon
>Bob the Stableboy
>House Martell

>>679082700
Tully is blocking the way, attack them?

>>679082396
I believe that small sliver of territory next to the neutral territory I just took is intended to be a part of the allotment I've taken. You can just use a pencil and and replace the black with the colour that the territory is intended to be coloured.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679083002
Tully or Tyrell?

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679083271
It's part of the territory, although it's now red
>>679083413
Both

>>679076997
Your name is gay af and fuck your cringey ass funk gimmick.

Was going to play till I seen this faggot...

>>679083459
>>679083271
Whichever colour it is, you should fix the boundaries so that it's filled in as one territory.

>>679082593
Allies my lady? The dragon has ushered war unto us both
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679083589
I find your lack of funk disturbing.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679082593
I see you doing big things on the west coast- Care for an alliance? I'm headed to the capital, and I don't desire any of your lands that lay between me and kings landing. When I take the crown, I'll name you hand.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679083782
I'm actually not declaring war on either of you, m80. Just need to make my way to the capital, if you'd be so kind as to allow me passage.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679083782
I'd even marry one of my heirs to yours to give you your bonus, if you'd like.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679084035
>>679083782
I have no desire for any alliances with any foreign kingdoms of yet.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679083589
You... You must be Joseph

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Mupdate, I've noticed the diplomacy and will fix the map if anything comes of it

>>679084151
You speak with honeyed words targaryen. Take KL by force, without your covetous dragon, and I will bend the knee to you. Otherwise, prepare for war.
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679084289
Understandable, my lady. Will you allow me passage though? I'd rather not get embroiled in a petty war for no reason.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679084321
Move my forces out in a funky maneuver around Hardhome. These Wildlings must feel the beat.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679084321
Capture Lannisport.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679084464
>>679084321
For a simple port-city, Lannisport is proving quite impenetrable... those small lords must be throwing all of their men at me to keep their fortunes secure.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679084424
Fair enough. However, I'm not even asking you to bend the knee. I'm offering up one of my children to bind our houses in marriage, granting you a bonus, and me no benefit, just as a show of good faith.

And don't worry. The landing will fucking be mine.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679084321
Siege KL

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679084321
Tully>siege Bloody gate from behind
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679084321
Martell > Baratheon
>>Bob the Stableboy
>>House Martell

>>679084779
Well struck, Ichabod. My spies tell me you are shaping up to be quite the commander, my lord.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679084316
Joseph's not the only one who prefers people rp and games to be lore friendly and immersive.

>>679085105
Fuck canon RP
Shit gets old quick

>>679084462
I for one am glad to see the north protected by such stupendous funk.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679085089
Spies in the vale my lord? My little birds in KL say the walls are weakening quickly from your siege.
>>679084316
Tully>siege Bloody gate from behind
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679085174
It only gets old when casuals can't make sense of the terminology, but it makes the game more fun for real fans.

>>679085514
nevermind that double strike

>>679085445
I appreciate your kind words, Dragon Lord. Good luck on your quest.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679085658
I prefer the game to be fun for everyone
GoT Risk is dying and newfriends can't be driven away

>>679085514
Yes, in the Vale. I have some unrelated business with the mountain tribes that I'd rather not speak of. However if you come across a savage named Miikrär Bkullï throw him through the goddam moon door and I will send you 1000 golden dragons.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

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Mupdate

>>679086175
Siege KL

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679086175
Storm Lannisport.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679086175
Tully>surround Gulltown, spill more arryn
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679086175
The Wildings love for contemporary jazz has proven to be rather great. We must push forward and surround Hardhome!
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679086336
>>679086175
Finally. Is the Lannister fleet destroyed, now, or under my control? The rules specify that if a port is taken by sea the fleet docked there is destroyed, but doesn't specify what occurs when it's taken by land.

Storm Lannisport.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679086336
I'll allow it this time, but please include siege in future sieges

>>679085917
But how am I supposed to end my opponent rightly when all the minstrels of the land sing songs of the mine killing of thy funk?

>>679086166
If I conquer the entirety of the vale I'll bring him to you alive to do with which you will Targ Targaryen.
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679085917
>>679085658
I tend to like classic lore better, but occasionally there are funny role plays that work as long as the person stays in character and doesn't get lazy, and really I think it should be to each his own at the end of the day.

>another player

>>679086554
The fleet has run scared (destroyed)

>>679086753
If the lure of the Funk repulses you, claim a House and crush them

>>679086175
How does braavos work on this map? Is it just inaccessible and no loans/captures?

>>679087256
I'm not actually sure, been curious about it myself

>sir harry harrigton of muff village of carpetmunching district in mahladys crotch city state reporting in.
>dups or trips gets me for there turn
>i seduce female and male characters for 1 turn. Before rolling you must call me and direct my attack
>spy for hire. On trips and dups only.

>>679087256
It seems to be the same pattern as the Marshes of the Neck, which are labelled as impassable. So, yes, inaccessible and no loans/captures.

>>679086175
Martell > Baratheon, spill to Tyrell
>Bob the Stableboy
>House Martell

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Same as before, correct me if wrong (Linking to the missed post would help)

>>679087535
Uhhhh...free action?

>>679088195
Siege the goddam capital!!

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679088195
Tully>Siege Gulltown!
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679088195
Here we are lads. One last push, and the jazz- loving savages will be at our mercy. We mustn't let funk die! Surround Hardhome!
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679088402
Damn, the walls of kings landing are as strong as legend tells.

>>679088279
No i eat dubs and drink trips my good lord. Just roll and direct me at your target. i will retrieve embarrassing facts and rumors about said other lord to ruin there public and private image.

>>679088279
Don't throw stones at cripples. He has no idea what he's doing; ignore him and he'll wander off.

>>679088449
4 spill

>>679088863
Make a beeline for Thenn
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679088772
My lord i assure you sir harry harrigton of muff village is not a cripple. He is of the upmost respect in all carpet munching city states.

>>679088195
Siege Crakehall.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679088623
Give me the dirt on Jayme Sexbang!! I want to know why he didn't invite me to the orgy beyond the wall :^(

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679089020
>I'm not a cripple

You're mentally crippled.

>>679089007
>The names bond... James Bond.

>>679089164
Little known fact. Sexbang is actually a nickname. But keep that on the downlow.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679089154
My lord I see you have much fear invested in sir harry harrigton of muff village. You are a wise man to try and discredit sir harry harrigton of muff village.

>>679089363
not gonna ask what an MI6 agent is doing that far north of the wall

>>679088195
Martell > Siege Tarth
>Bob the Stableboy
>House Martell

>>679089570
It's best if we didn't discuss it...
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

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News: Lord Sexbang runs a hotdog stand

>>679089910
Siege the capital. By the old gods and the new.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679089910
Well done lads. Break out the bass guitars. Time to lay siege!
>News: Lord Sexbang runs a hotdog stand
Yes, what of it? Hotdogs are funky fresh man.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679087926
>>679088195
>>679089672
>>679089910
OP, are you playing as House Martell?

Siege Casterly Rock.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679089910
Tully>rest of Arryn T's
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679089910
Claim bara push out of SE

>Lord Bobby B

>>679090175
Just to keep the game fair, Martell is still open for any who claim it
>>679089910
Martell > Siege Tarth
>Bob the Stableboy
>House Martell

>>679089910
>>679090175
>>679090253
OP, are you now playing as House Martell AND House Baratheon?

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679090085
Good man, you never went back on your word. Even as the siege took longer than expected. You have my allegiance through any storm, my gills, fins, and scales.
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679090454
No, we're unrelated
Would be kinda odd if I just sat in the South fighting with myself

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Confusion arises in the kingdom as two Bob's battle for the throne

>>679091398
Continue to push out of Tarth and SE

>Lord Bobby B.
>Allies:
>NAP
>Bonus: OitF (1/1)

>>679091398
Come lads. Play that funky music. Make the Wildlings see the light and funky side. Siege!
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679091398
Continue the siege of Casterly Rock.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679091398
Defend the Vale.

>Lord Horren Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie.

>>679091398
What's open?

>>679091398
Tully>rest of Arryn!!
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(1)

>>679091398
Martell > Baratheon
>Bob the Stableboy
>House Martell

>>679091640
>>679091758
Return the Vale to me or I will turn Riverrun into a second Harrenhal.

>Lord Horren Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie.

>>679091736
Martell, Lannister, Thenn, Freefolk, Stark and Arynn

>>679091736
Martell, Stark, Greyjoy, the Freefolk and the Thenns.

>>679091398
Siege the rest of KL? So the port and the city take two separate sieges?

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679091398
Claim Greyjoy
Surround Winterfell

>sig incoming

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>>679091946

>>679089910
>>679090085
>>679091398
Wait, how did Targaryen take King's Landing? He rolled a 5 on his siege attempt.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679092076
You sieged and rolled a 5 so I gave you the port
Doesn't sound wrong
>>679091599
Do you have permissions or are you attacking Targaryen?

>>679090471
Thank you, lord Tully. Can we make our alliance formal? The offer to marry an Howe still stands.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679074815
me gusta Go/B/!

>>679091599
Fuck, nevermind. I need to get my shit together

>>679092341
He took the port, not the city

>>679092442
King's Landing is a stronghold that also happens to be a port. All of the strongholds that also act as ports—Pentos, King's Landing, Sunspear and Pyke—need to be taken as strongholds, with their associated values. Their ports aren't separate or anything, and they aren't reduced to a '5' difficulty. You cannot take King's Landing by rolling a five.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679092447
Let us marry and align. I offer A redheaded purebred tully girl.
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679092442
>>679092675
>He took the port, not the city

I don't think that's a thing?

>>679092508
join as martell

>>679092675
>>679092790
Please read
>>679092889
Then I'll fix it, makes sense to me

>>679091398
Claiming Stark
Stark > GJ in my native, spill to the cowardly Squids isles.

>>679092093
Reap, reave and rape slsewhere Ironborn, less you'd see renewed the battles of our elders.

>Dorian "The Dark Direwolf" Stark
>Paramount in the North, Glacier Knight of the Wolfswoods
Winter is Coming
>Allies:
>Perms:
>Nap:

>>679092993
no, just lurking

>>679092795
You shall have a pure white dragon girl for your son.

I'll send 50 flagons of donnish wine to celebrate, brother.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679093058
Lurking is no fun, take over Martell so I can focus on the map
>>679093000
need to go around the riverlands to get to iron isles

>>679093000
check 'em

>>679093352
Use your dragon before you're ambushed
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679092795
>>679093352
Mazels on your funkalicious union.
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679093352
>donnish wine

'done-ish'? So what, only aged for a few months or something?

>>679093528
Checked, specify your action
3 spill and event

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>>679093377
>>679092795
Would you grant permissions under your Banner Lord Tully? I move to answer to direct Ironborn invasion. He mistakes a still North for a sleeping one.>>679092795
>>679092093


>Dorian "The Dark Direwolf" Stark
>Paramount in the North, Glacier Knight of the Wolfswoods
Winter is Coming
>Allies:
>Perms:
>Nap:

>>679092998
Yeah I've never played with ports inside cities, so was wondering as well. I'm cool with whatever.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679093714
I allow you permission and offer NAP since you seem buff Darkwolf
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679093690
No fucks given on event OP, have fun. Involve all currently claimed Houses.

>Dorian "The Dark Direwolf" Stark
>Paramount in the North, Glacier Knight of the Wolfswoods
Winter is Coming
>Allies:
>Perms:
>Nap:

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>>679093617
Thanks so much LC Jayme, I'll have my dungeons emptied and sent to you as soon as possible! <3
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679093617
Perhaps you could send some minstrels to play that funky stuff at the ceremony?

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679093856
I'll just do port+city for successful siege unless attacked by sea
>>679093924
Okay, -2T for travel through NAP lands though, so you only got one

>>679094043
Much appreciated my fishy funkster.
>>679094129
Of course. Our finest band shall set out by dawn. It will be a show for the ages!
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679093881
My thanks humble thanks for both Lord Tully.

>>679093690
Spill to surround and push out from TT and Iron Isles>>679094284


>Dorian "The Dark Direwolf" Stark
>Paramount in the North, Glacier Knight of the Wolfswoods
Winter is Coming
>Allies:
>Perms: Tully
>Nap: Tully

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Mupdate
Event: Highest roller get blueprints for an ancient siege device (+1S for thread)

>>679091398
Are stolen blessings for kingmaker bonus in effect?

>>679094658
Push from Ten Towers, spill surround Winterfell

>Lord Aeron Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, the Crimson Kraken, Son of the Sea Wind, Scourge of the Sunset Sea, Sovereign of the Iron Isles

>>679094658
Defend the Eyrie.

>Lord Horren Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie.

>>679094658
Siege KL

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679094658
Lad! We mustn't let down the Gods of Funk. Lay siege! Take down the Wildings!
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679094658
Push out of strongholds

>Lord Bobby B.
>Allies:
>NAP
>Bonus: OitF (1/1)

>>679094811
Fuck. Me.

Funky RP only leads to hugbox, it is known.

>>679094658
Stark > GJ in the IIs, hold TT move west

>Dorian "The Dark Direwolf" Stark
>Paramount in the North, Glacier Knight of the Wolfswoods
Winter is Coming
>Allies:
>Perms: Tully
>Nap: Tully

>>679094658
Tully>Arryn
Ancient siege weapon huh? Let's grab it fish friends!
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679094658
Tyrell > Lannister

Surround Castamere.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679094726
Yes.

>>679094984
At least you can steal those blueprints from GJ after you smite him
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679094937
>implying
Just play the game

>>679094811
Help take the Eyrie instead?
In return, i'll devote all my force to KL with you immediately after. My men are just growing restless in the Vale, I fear a mutiny if I don't show progress.
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679094658
Martell > Tyrell
>Bob the Stableboy
>House Martell

>>679094811
>>679095529
I offer a marriage between our houses. My fifth born bastard son, of pure Andal blood, for your first born daughter. You cannot refuse and cannot assault me.

>Lord Horren Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie.

>>679095529
I wish I could send my men right away, but I'm growing concerned that I may be attacked from the west sooner than later. I'll rush the gates twice more, then come to your aid in the vale.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679096045
>>679094811
This was directed at Targaryen, FYI.

>Lord Horren Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie.

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Mupdate
Greyjoy claims the siege weapon (Specify the bonus in your sig)

>>679096351
Siege Winterfell
>>679094774
Lord Arryn, the Ironborn request an NAP with the Vale

>Lord Aeron Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, the Crimson Kraken, Son of the Sea Wind, Scourge of the Sunset Sea, Sovereign of the Iron Isles
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: ASD (+1S)

>>679096351
Sfark > siege TT if bordering, otherwise out from WF then jnto TT and the IIs

>>679094760
Clear answer through damn hard combat. You wish it war. Least now your lot can claim paid a real Iron price. We here will work to see price climb yef steeper. You will have your war Lord Reaper.


>Dorian "The Dark Direwolf" Stark
>Paramount in the North, Glacier Knight of the Wolfswoods
Winter is Coming
>Allies:
>Perms: Tully
>Nap: Tully

>>679096351
Defend the Eyrie. Slaughter every mutt from the Riverlands that dares to defile the Vale.

Dragon, command of your trout vassal to surrender the Vale to me, and I shall fight for you as my King.

>Lord Horren Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie.

>>679096351
Siege Hardhome
>Lord Commander Jayme Sexbang, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>679096399
>>679096351
I guess surround it then
I'm fairly sure I could have been surrounding it with my roll but no worries

>>679096351
Tully>Arryn, surround the eyrie
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679096150
>>679095529
Bad news, Lord Tully. The damned Andal has used old family ties to swindle me into a marriage, I cannot raise a hand against him now, as much as I would like to, my friend.

OOC: he used his bonus on me.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully, Arryn (forced)
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679096399
No access, redirect to where?

>>679096351
Siege KL

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679096545
Stark's previous roll reduced your T gains to 3

>>679096128
Most gracious my friend. I'll look to the Horizon on the dawn of the third day. In the meantime, take King's landing!!
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679096351
Repel House Martell's armies from the Reach. Excess against House Martell in the Stormlands, and cede all lands taken in the Stormlands to House Baratheon.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679096430
You talk as though you can stop me Stark
Indeed, I will pay the Iron Price, because it is as the Drowned God wills it, and I damn hope "the North Remembers" this as the last time you ever underestimate the Ironborn
>>679096607
With Starks roll, I make a 1T gain, so just push north from my current holdings

>Lord Aeron Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, the Crimson Kraken, Son of the Sea Wind, Scourge of the Sunset Sea, Sovereign of the Iron Isles
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: ASD (+1S)

>>679096588
>>679096460
I may be bound by honor not to attack you falcon, but you'll have no help from me. And when a new season dawns, and the elders in my family who insisted on this farce of a marriage pass on to the next world, I will personally pay you a visit.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully, Arryn (forced)
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

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>>679096460
I'm one step ahead of you in battle lord Arryn. Come up with a new deal or accept the death of your people.
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP:
>Bonus:FDH(0)

OOC: I'm terribly sorry guys. But i have to go. NW is now open. Hope you guys have a great night, and a funkalicious game.
>Jayme Sexbang

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>>679074815
you spotted the elusive jibram!

I am shamed to say it, but my armies can no longer march on the third day. See:
>>679096595
>>679096850

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully, Arryn (forced)
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

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Mupdate
Need someone to take over, I'll do another mupdate or two
>>679097733
What?

>>679097858
Siege Gulltown. If impossible, defend the Eyrie and surround Gulltown.

>Lord Horren Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie.

>>679097587
GG my man, thanks for the keks

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully, Arryn (forced)
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679097858
Push from TT, surround Winterfell and Moat Cailin

>Lord Aeron Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, the Crimson Kraken, Son of the Sea Wind, Scourge of the Sunset Sea, Sovereign of the Iron Isles
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: ASD (+1S)

>>679097733
Stop trying to make this a meme, it's never going to work

>>679097858
Siege the capital

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully, Arryn (forced)
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679097858
Tully>Arryn scum
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP: Tyrell
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679097858
Continue to lay siege to Castamere, the last Lannister stronghold.

>>679098060
I trust that you shall make me hand in return for my support?

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.

>>679098060
THE GODS WILL IT

DEUS VULT

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully, Arryn (forced)
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679098060
Congratulations Targ Targ, I support your long and fruitful reign as king. I once thought you a true fag for being name targ three times but over time I found you to be 200% rad. Good luck on your future razings.
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP: Tyrell
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679097858
Martell > Tyrell
>Bob the Stableboy
>House Martell

>>679097858
Stark > GJ, priodity at MC and around, then surround TT if spill.

>>679097193>>679097946
I talk as though I can crush you Greyjoy. Im not the cornered Lord in the North youd hope me. There are only Wolves both at your door and in the North who stand ready to defend home and make your meager offerings our own. Poor choice in target your folly, rightfully seeing it answered for and you to knee mine. This is yours and your Drowned's doing I suppose.

>Dorian "The Dark Direwolf" Stark
>Paramount in the North, Glacier Knight of the Wolfswoods
Winter is Coming
>Allies:
>Perms: Tully
>Nap: Tully

>>679098217
>>679098220
>>679098437
Combat the Dornish for me whilst I finish consolidating in the Westerlands, ally with my house, and make me your Hand, and you shall be King.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.
>Allies: House Targaryen (?)

>>679098217
Yes, yes I will.

>King Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully, Tyrell
>NAP: Arryn (forced marriage)
>Bonus: Dragon, KoW +2

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Last mupdate from me guys, sorry about that
Martell is open

>>679097858
Claiming Nights Watch > push on to the north and surround Thenn

>Lord Commander Noct Snow, 1000th Lord Commander of the Nights Watch

>>679098903
Stark > GJ, siege TT

>Dorian "The Dark Direwolf" Stark
>Paramount in the North, Glacier Knight of the Wolfswoods
Winter is Coming
>Allies:
>Perms: Tully
>Nap: Tully

>>679098903
Continue the siege of Castamere.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.
>Hand of the King (+1T)
>Allies: House Targaryen.

>>679098685
I'm not your errand boy. I will make you hand in exchange for support, but I won't be taking orders from you.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully,
>NAP:
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679098903
Tully>Fuck rest of Arryn pussies
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP: Tyrell, Stark
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679098903
>>679098903
>>679098903

Important Issue: Who is going to be replace OP?

>Sapphire

>>679098903
Push Stark from the Iron Isles
Thanks OP

>Lord Aeron Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, the Crimson Kraken, Son of the Sea Wind, Scourge of the Sunset Sea, Sovereign of the Iron Isles
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: ASD (+1S)

>>679098903
Claiming Nights Watch > push on further north and surround Thenn

>Lord Commander Noct Snow, 1000th Lord Commander of the Nights Watch

>>679099081
>>679099172
I'd continue but I've had a few drinks, this shit is too much for me

>>679098903
Thanks for game OP

>>679099081
Dunno.
>would play
soon as we got one though

>Dorian "The Dark Direwolf" Stark
>Paramount in the North, Glacier Knight of the Wolfswoods
Winter is Coming
>Allies:
>Perms: Tully
>Nap: Tully

>>679099272
Please don't leave. You're doing a great job

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully,
>NAP: Arryn (forced marriage)
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679099272
No worries man, have a good one

>>679099058
>>679098780
Right. So, you already accepted my alliance here.

>>679098780

And the only other thing you really CAN do is make war with some other house, since you can't attack House Arryn. Defending the Reach's fields from a Dornish invasion seems like a prudent thing for someone titled 'Protector of the Realm' to do. I apologize for my tone, I was just stating the most obvious course of action for you.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.
>Hand of the King (+1T)
>Allies: House Targaryen.

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Mupdate, someone take over dammit

>>679099556
Defend the Reach from House Martell. Excess against House Lannister.

>Lady Sapphire Tyrell, Lady of Highgarden, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach.
>Hand of the King (+1T)
>Allies: House Targaryen.

>>679098401
Thank you, my fishy friend. I shall support your endevors till the death.

And yes, the name has quite a ring to it once you get used to it. Plus my parents were insane from generations of incest, so I can't really judge their naming prowess.

>Targaryen Targaryen, Last of the Targaryens
>Allies: Tully,
>NAP: Arryn (forced marriage)
>Bonus: Dragon

>>679099556
Push from the Iron Isles
You don't need to continue OP

>Lord Aeron Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, the Crimson Kraken, Son of the Sea Wind, Scourge of the Sunset Sea, Sovereign of the Iron Isles
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: ASD (+1S)

>>679099710
I don't want the game to die just because I'm an alcoholic

>>679099556
I could take over, but I'd want to keep playing and that'd be a conflict of interest.

>Sapphire

>>679099556
NW > Siege Thenn, and let's be done with the wildling scum!

>Lord Commander Noct Snow, 1000th Lord Commander of the Nights Watch

>>679099556
Tully>siege Eyrie
>Lord Ichabod Tully of Riverrun. renowned funkmaester
>Allies: Targ(married+1T)
>NAP: Tyrell, Stark
>Bonus:FDH(0)

>>679099857
I was playing and OPing, go ahead

>>679099857
>>679099990
Just don't be too biased

>>679099799
OPing is a responsibility ones sobriety shouldn't take lightly, continue until an heir is made or suffer the wrath of the mob. Dare I say the choice is yours.

>>679100238
I've given fair warning to my leave, if I continue to update the map people will feel less inclined to step forward

>>679100238
Tis true, m'lord