>>679056044
fuckin
PRAISE IT \[T]/

>>679056044
oyuyyyyyy BOUYYYYYY

still waitin on mine

I've never played dark souls.
I've only ever heard of it through the memefest that it brought.

Why is it "praised"? pun not intended

I generally dont like combat button mashers so this series looks really boring from that aspect. A lot of tedious playing for just mashing buttons to swing a sword and block occasionally while running away.

>>679057456
you wont make it past the first few enemies if you button mash, everything you do has to be precisely timed or you will be punished harshly for it

>>679056044
Recycled dark souls, yay

>>679058539
have you played it?

if not how do you know its recycled?

either way opinion on games are subjective, there is no good or bad game

>>679057456
op here i didnt really know it was a meme? i was just seein if anyone on here was as into it as i


you will get fucked over and over repeatedly unrelentlessly build frustration to heights you couldnt even imagine. but as much as you hate it, you push on and keep try and fighting. the focus and frustration can build so large that the satisfaction received after completing a boss/level/enemy is unmatched by anything else in this world. better than sex or drugs or any pleasure you could possibly have

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>>679058908
Yea, it feels like more of the same DS, which is not really bad, but it feels like they're resting on their laurels. Still, a good game.

>>679059015
im casual af who cares

>>679059145
well this is the final dark souls. they will keep making ghese types of games but this is the end of dark souls trilogy.

>>679059015
actually my first experience with PC was with my "go right" key sticking and throwing me over a cliff..

But boss fights with mouse control is unreal. I played the first two (three including demons souls) on console.

>>679059145
it takes a lot of searching and hypothesizing to get into the story, some like it and some dont

Casuals are dumbing down the industry, that's why we see mediocre shit like Fallout 4

>>679059328
hopefully they make another bloodborne

>>679059328
>dark souls 3
>end of trilogy

>>679059530
yeah that's what they said

the trailers said it'll all be revealed or something like that

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>>679056044
People STILL care about this meme tier faggot game?

Give it a fucking rest, you losers.

>>679056044
can i expect a good story in this game? Are there character interactions, do i get to choose between A and B and then see the consequences of not picking the other one?

>ps4

>>679059823
yes, very much but they dont hand you the story. you have to find it out for yourself. try playing ds1 and ds2

>>679059967
thanks, might try them soon.

>>679059405
just because im casually playing it doesnt mean im not fully immersed into the DS world soaking up as much information i can and saving a special little place in my heart for From Software

Anybody playing on steam ? Add me natehoven

>>679059774
how is it a meme i fkn love that game

>>679056044
Play it naked and only using your fists--or you're a faggot. Fact.

>>679057456
It's praised because it makes the lady men cry. Most people don't make it past the tutorials.

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>>679060736
why would i play with my fists!?
WHY EVEN POST

>>679056044
>ps4
It's not Demon's Souls, you can get it on the PC and have 120 frames, you know.
The game runs amazingly for a release, as well.

>>679057456
It's not a button masher unless you're a retard that can't play games apart from COD. You mash buttons like an idiot and you die. Shields are not generally 100% phys, either. Either way, don't get it. I don't see why random people on the internet should care.

>>679056044
Single most overrated, over hyped game franchise/developer of the decade/10

>>679060949
>Most people don't make it past the tutorials.
Not true, either.
You can look up the stats.
It's not hard like people act, it's just more well designed than other games because it's not totally reliant on story and cinematics.

>>679061120
As current news states PC version is kinda broken. Not really a surprise for Fromsoft though

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Skipped college for this.

>>679061120
because i cant sit in my 8 foot bean bag and play on my computer comfortably

im all about that good good

>>679059823
There's a great story==but a lot of the lore is told in item descriptions and stuff just laying around in dark places. Yes, there are character interactions.

>>679058908
>no good or bad game
>no bad game
>Superman 64

>>679061306
what do you mean it fits in its own litte niche and is a lot of fkn fun, more so than any other game i can think of


poypoy was fkn fun tho

I hated dks2 for being such shit, but dks3 seems pretty good. Any opinions? Is dks3 more similar in feel to dks1 or dks2? Also hated bloodborne's mash-the-attack-button with low damage output.

I have a hard time phrasing this so basically:
should i buy dk3 if i enjoyed demon souls and dks1 but hated dks2 and bloodborne?

>>679061401
mine runs fine? fast as shit.

it's a terrible PC port in terms of the UI (everything references controller buttons), but the game runs fantastically

>>679061669
>fkn

>fkn

>fkn

Kill yourself, kiddo.

>>679061897
im 23 thats just my favorite way to say fuckin man! sorry if its immature

>>679061995
mods

>hurrr durrrr dks is hard and not for plebs
meanwhile its mostly played by underaged teenagers and weebs. My fucking sister beat a big part of dks1 and stopped without raging once. Im not hating i love the games but saying its one of the best or hardest games is plain stupid.

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>>679061853
It's mix of DeS and DS1 with a little bloodborne elements in the mix.
>>679061883
It apparently crashes like crazy for alot of people. Haven't had a crash on PS4 yet and the game runs super smooth

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>>679056044
It blackens

>>679062198
i dont think anyone is putting it up on a pedestal like that, it is just known that it is generally challenging and more frustrating than almost any game out there

>>679061995
Shit taste in vidya AND underage..

mods, pls.

>>679062305
Thanks man ill probably buy it soon, one last question :
PC or PS4? Ive been thinking ps4 since dark souls games dont need mods and are fine graphics wise, also i

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>>679056044
I just picked it up today, i got to the second demon dog with a mace boss and then my depression wouldn't let me continue. I was so fucking pissed while playing though, i went with a STR build and there are like no weapons for that. I have like 10 dex weapons in my inventory that i cant use and you can even get a katana right outside the firelink shrine from the start of the game. But no since i went str i get shitty polearms and a longsword. fuck.

>>679062319
brown

>>679062615
Wtf it posted before i was done, basically pc or ps4 since its made for consoles and run fine on ps4

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>>679062319
>xbone

>>679062731
Thank you my white brotheren for recognizing the fault of you ancestors for naming the pigment of my skin incorrectly.

>>679062615
>>679062758
PS4 definitely. A friend of mine has it on PC and already ran into hackers. PS4 is your best bet.

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Why isn't anyone talking about the shitty mana system and weapon styles? they're both ass mechanics.

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>>679062525
>i dont think anyone is putting it up on a pedestal like that.

Check out the wiki page and generally any gaming outlet that bothers to cover the franchise, it sure as hell IS put on a fucking pedestal.

It's overrated as fuck, I even saw several "professional" reviewers regard it as "the greatest game ever made" "greatest game of tha decade" etc.

It's fucking pathetic.

>>679063035
you didnt let me finish,

*im going to brown town

(which means eating an edible and taking off)

>>679063001
>being this poor
>not realizing Xbox One is better than PC and PS4

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>>679063001
>any consoles

>>679061306

Perhaps, but they deserve it.

What I'm interested in is how they saved up enough money to suddenly crank out a game like Demon's Souls after niche stuff like King's Field.

It was a big leap and big risk for a former small-ish company like that.

>>679063258
well then those people are stupid as fuck

>>679059346
you dont play dark souls with keyboard and mouse. Like at all, no one on pc does. You can use a controller on pc.

>>679063302
pc mustard race

>>679063284
nice b8, actually, is worst b8

>>679063471
cuz any souls are fukin port from consoles and have problems with mouse. i have played 1 and 2 keyboard only and u can be much faster than on x360 gamepad. i heard that mouse works correctly with DS 3

>>679061306
No, thats every CoD game ever.

>>679061529
Ahem E.T ahem..

I dont really get this game... you play alone all day against frustrating bosses and the only thing you get for this, is that you can brag about how good you are in that game?
Sounds like a shitty 90s game to me.

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>>679061853
>implying first sin was not the best dank soul

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>PeeCee Musterd Ress

I dunno about you, but I'll take a moderately pretty console that I have to swap out every 5-10 years over a piece of shit, overpriced PC that can contract system killing viruses, slow way the fuck down and slog, and generally glitch the fuck out on every new game until a patch is put out. Not to mention shelling out anywhere from $200 and upwards for GPU cards and other garbage just to run the newer games always coming out.

PC gaming is fucking stupid, and FAR more expensive than buying a fucking video game console.

>>679061350
this

>>679063284
Can confirm that xbone is bad. I spend most of my free tine either on my pc or ps4, hardly ever touch my xbone anymore.

>>679056044
Why would anyone buy a next-gen console? They haven't made any new IP, they're just rehashing ideas from last gen.

>>679064526
top kek
pleb detected

>>679064760
They're doing that regardless of pc or consoles.

>>679061853
Currently loving it. The enemies are way more aggressive(didnt play Bloodborne) so im getting used to it and the scenery is the best. Also DS2 was pretty fun i thought

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>>679064526
i used all the money i saved to buy a console

>>679065012
You only had $300?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, get a job.

>>679064526
Pretty much this except the viruses and my general laziness. I love the convience of a console but im not so retarded like some people i know to deny the power of a PC

>>679057456

its been described to me as NES difficulty with purdy graphics... personally i keep playing because no matter how much i get my ass kicked i have fun with it

I thought DS games were over rated as fuck until I played one. Holy shit the lore is some of the best shit I have seen.

>>679064683
I got a free PS4 launch day and got it signed too. Sold it all for 400 since i only played my Xbone and PC when the xbone launched

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>>679063471
works better for me so far

>>679062198
here's the thing... DS isn't the hardest game ever, but it has several factors that provide a unique kind of difficulty.

1: you lose all exp when you die. If you don't get back to the spot where you died, you lose you're exp

B: there is one difficulty: hard. No puss mode here

Third: each time you die you lose a little bit off your maximum life. And if you're careless, you die a lot. The level gets harder each time you do.

Four: You usually have to fight your way through a bunch of difficult minions leading up to a moss, meaning you starting the right with a random amount of health/healing potions

: You can't save on demand, sometimes you can't even find your save point half the time.

All this + great gameplay mechanics + engaging atmosphere + some of the coolest bosses ever seen is why I can argue it's a good game that is tough.

>>679065547
> to deny the power of a PC

>Muh grafix
>Muh framerate

If you are LITERALLY concerned or elitist about either of one of these things, you seriously need to reevaluate your life.

>>679065870
Minus the 3rd note and youve made DS3

>>679056044

i've got my collectors edition but im not unboxing until friday. took a week of from work just to play,.... told my boss "dude if i pay $150 for a game... i taking a week off to play it" he's chill about it which is the fucked up part

>>679064526
Which penislord would buy new games? All new games suck like your mom(that means they suck BIG TIME, in case you didnt know). It's completely useless to buy a console, cause literally all new consolgames suck. They dont even have splitscreen anymore. Its just a shitty pc.
On pc you can play good old games or some of the rare newer ones, while good games are never released on console, cause they just want to habe dimbed down mainstream games on their systems. Very gay, like your father.
Your couch might be comfy af, but you can only play shitty games on there. No good fps, no rts at all and no game that requieres more than 16 buttons. Very very gay man.

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>>679064824
>Throws around the word "pleb"

I bet you haven't even the slightest idea what that term even means or who the Plebeians even were.

Fucking fag.

>>679061529
I liked it as a kid

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Enjoy your artificial difficulty, shiteater faglord.

>>679066122
>blah, blah, blah "ad hominem insult blah, blah, blah ad hominem insult.

>>679065892
Which is why im primarily on my XB1 because 90% of the games i will play are multiplatform, i enjoy halo enough as a franchise(for now) and all my friends have an XB1 so yeah but i also love building computers there really isnt anything in gaming that is as satisfying as building a gaming rig or just a PC in general

I bought Ratchet and Clank today

> in b4 MODS!!!!

>>679064683
I've got all 3.
Only play the Xbox One because I'm not retarded.
That and my Oculus Rift got pushed back a whole extra 2 fucking months.

>>679066236
lmao shut the fuck up pleb gtfo of my senate

>>679066236
I hope that picture of a roman is bait though

>>679066585
Nice Wikipedia check, faggot.

>>679066625
>Bait

Plebeians were Roman citizens you fucking dingus. It's mildly related.

>>679066444

nice trips, but everything is artificial difficulty if you play like a retard.
Unless you play the new COD on easy, like you.

>>679066455
I can see the insults in my text, but i think you dont know what an argumentum ad hominem is.

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it began lastnight.

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how estus in ds is made

>>679059145
no it doesnt
DS3 takes a lot from bloodborne

>>679067057
no, u. get rekt fggt. I fukd ur mom.

>>679067753
Very very gay man your father suck xour brothers pee pee and you like it!

>>679064526
Spent 600 on a 980. No regrets

>>679056044
>no ps4
fuck my life

>>679056044
What kind of movie is that? A plu-ray?

>>679056044
Nice dubs OP

>>679067947
>he thinks i have a brother or a dad

I was gestated in a tube in a laboratory you mindless ball of shit and shame.

>>679064526
pathetic butthurt poorfag detected.

must suck to be you.

>>679068283
so ur a nigger? I see.

>>679068688
all hail, dubs of truth have spoken.

>>679068283
>telling lies in the internet
Niggers tongue your moms anus!

Look trips

>>679056044
I'd tell you god speed lad, but in all reality, I'm probably going to be calling you a scrub at some point in the future after one of us rolls off a cliff.

>>679069043
No, you liar¡!

>>679067479

That picture says "Strengthening Estus". Not making it.

>>679064526
New around here, huh?

>>679069161
Forgive me

>>679067059
implying i speak mexican

op here what has my thread turned into


im leaving forever

ds3 fun as fk btw

>>679069440
>implying your mom isnt chewing my burrito right now

>>679069795
implicating i have a mother

Trips have arrived.

>>679069690
Yeah gtfo faggot, this is idiot-land now, where the mighty penislord rules. Here is no place for homosex

trips?

triple?

>>679069963
Everyone has a mother gringo

>>679061120
wtf do you need 120 fps for? jesus christ you pc fags make me sick

>>679059774
it used to be a small community. now fucking pewdiepie is playing it cuz his cancer ass fanbase wants to ruin everything i hold dear

>>679068688
I bet you don't even have a job, you greasy unkempt peice of human trash.

>>679070224
120fps average fps means that they most likely wont go lower than 60 at any time, which is recognizeable by your eyes. Gives you advantages in reaction based games.

>>679070615
Your mother has big brazilian penis in vagina hahaha

>>679070827
fps means nothing. it's called getting gud and not complaining about framerate. i'll parry you at 30fps just as easily as fucking 1000fps.

>>679069690
>what has my thread turned into

Maybe next time, don't post threads about shitty games you fucking mongoloid.

>>679071626
you're in the wrong thread, idiot. ya don't like it? gtfo. nobody asked you

>>679071569
I sucked your third cousin twice removed's farts last labor day, you fucking cuck.

>>679071618
You want to suck my penis or why are you bragging about your silver 4 skills?

>>679071618
You wouldn't comprehend 1000 fps so probs not

>>679071792
No one asked your opinion either, suck my fat corny shit you beetle infested fag tree.

>>679072027
>missing the point
framerate doesn't matter. you just suck

>>679071849
Yes that sounds legit and your mother sucks my fart fresh out of my bumhole

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>>679062877

Suck niggers cock all of you

>>679072126
>beetle infested
damn that hit home, anon. how could you?

kek. the fuck outta here, faggot

>>679072156
Who said i have a bad framerate idiot?

>>679070615
>unkempt

>>679072219
That can't be possible, my mother hates niggers.

>>679072102
oh literal anon.

>>679072342
the fact you need to play on pc cuz higher framerate<----means you suck, idiot.

>>679072964
She really liked to suck my niggerfart though... maybe she changed her mind gringo?

>>679073120
Idiot someone asked why ppl need framerate and i answered... now you come at me and tell me framerate doesnt matter, but i need to play on pc, because i suck when i have a low framerate? Are you retarded?

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Seriously, I am dead in 3 hits. What level did you guys killed them? I haven't really upgrade my hp since I started, but how the fuck are you supposed to survive this gank hell?

>>679073291
First you faggots invade my country and NOW MY BOARD!?

That's it, I wasn't going to do it, but you've forced my hand, I'm voting for Trump.

Get out of my country, bean munching scum.

>>679073618
Killed them on lvl 4...you just have to stay behind them.

>>679073824
Ok but i'll take your wife and your sister and your mother with me, since they are pregnant with little raul conchita and emilio

>>679073016
I thought this was a literal argument?

>>679058908

Everything tries desperately to be a reference to the first game.

Rehashed enemies, NPCs, even areas. Bosses are piss easy too.

>>679073595
i was the one who asked the question in the first place you utter retard. what did you think you were talking to someone else who also thought you were retarded? figures. and if you're going to miss the point this many times in a row, then it's obvious to me that i don't need to waste any more time with you.

>>679074296
Bosses are not piss easy unless you are that one faggot that watches the playthroughs by youtubers. And it's a trilogy of course everything is referencing other games in the series you autistic fucking shit lord. Tell about the lore and what you take from the game? Nothing because you're a casual pussy.

>>679074096
i didn't know i was arguing. just stating facts, broheim

>>679064108
this

>>679062319
get away nigger knight

>>679064108
CoD has far more people who are aware that it's rehashed shit than Dark Souls does tho.

>>679074703
Gotcha hombre. So do you like the game or no? Can we have a serious talk about how good and original the lore is. Some of the best storytelling I've seen in a while honestly. You just have to find it. Which sucks sometimes but at least It's new.

>>679074296
>not understanding how series works
>not getting references
>not understanding lore

Are you that faggot who would pick up a new Zelda game and then be appalled by how the game was about exploring dungeons to find items that would help you save the princess?

>>679074963
It has 3 games you fucking retard it's not rehashed it's finishing the story. This is the last one. They aren't putting one out a year for 12 fucking years.

>>679075264
This 100%

>>679067106
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197984976044/
Give me one, please :(

>>679062724
Hide under his balls and stay behind him(try to at least, may god help you), only way i could beat him

>>679075306
Fanboys are the fucking worst. Kill yourself.

>>679075264
while i see your point, i want you to know that you can: A) fuck yourself B) Kill yourself or C) Die in a fire.

>>679075546
And being a tranny faggot is appalling please remove yourself from the world.

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>>679056044
Downloading it on PC right now,still salty I wasnt able to play Bloodborne tbh,cuz no ps4

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Fuck new generation... I want beat 'em ups again!

>>679075661
This guy doesn't understand reasoning and logic. I Imagine the drool collecting on his keyboard is causing this autistic fit of rage.

>>679075868

Is that Battletoads?

>>679075264

fromdrone defense force droning hard as usual

>>679056044
>>679061458
This looks great. How much is this edition? Is it available in the US?

>>679074688

>lol so hardcore XD

The bosses are fucking easier than the enemy placements.

The shitty lore is just made to rehash all the shit from previous games. Going back to Anor Londo and all that shit.

>>679076072
Battletoads & Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team

>>679075661
Bitch more, I'm really impressed with your bad reasoning and flaccid attempts to offend.

>>679056044
>console

what a waste of money

>>679076057
>implying you need to understand reasoning and logic to tell someone to kill themselves.
kill yourself

>>679076348
O.k. what's the lore? Tell one thing about the story? Prove you have played it.

>>679076649
This is why retards don't need computers.

>>679076078

I don't care if he hates the game. I just think it's stupid to hate one series of video games for doing something that literally every series of video games does.

>how dare a game make references to something earlier in the series
>how dare it refer to or even reuse a location (nevermind their layout's have changed)
>how dare these character be recurring

If he were bitching about the mario games I would have thought him just as stupid.

NRTBV-ICIEB-Bxxxx

who can guess the final 4 digits? all are numbers.

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>>679056044
I've just gotten home and I've got these next three days to play the shit out of this on PC.

I'm ready to praise the sun \[T]/

>>679076914
i'm actually surprised the guy who you were originally talking to hasn't piped up yet saying "HEY THAT GUYS NOT ME MAN, I"M A COOL GUY"

and for someone who likes to call someone else dumb, you sure missed the mark on the difference between the way he types and the way i type. and tbph, this post>>679075661
was meant for >>679074296
>reference
but i decided to see how many times you were going to call me dumb/autistic/retarded/any other overused insult to describe intelligence. wake up and smell your bullshit, kiddo

>>679077893
I don't know who you are it's anonymous. I replied. Maybe you are the guy and you are now trying to hide the autism. Point stands anyone who hates this game Tell me what the game is about. If you can't you haven't played the game and are acting retarded on the internet.

>>679078769
WHO DOESN'T ACT RETARDED ON THE INTERNET MOTHERFUCKER??!? DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE??!? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON HERE BEFORE? ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU DON"T HAVE TO ACT LIKE A PERFECTLY FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY ON THE INTERNET?!?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT INTERNET IS?? HELLO THIS IS DOG??? IT"S AMEME YOUDIP!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>679062319
>xbox

>>679079449
Hollllyyyyy.......... Calm down you fucking retard.

>>679079593
>Acting elitist about VIDEO GAMES

>Whilst using a smug annymay face picture

KILL YOURSELF.

>>679062319
>>679079593
>xbox
>he is black
>he is posting on /b/
>he didn't buy it on pc

>>679079649
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>679079593

>using worst girl from bad moeshit anime
>acting elitist about a games console

I hope you're trolling.

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>>679079915
Another xbox user.

>>679080082
Retards can copy and paste now. Holy shit dawn of a new era.

>>679079593
That's all he was able to steal

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>>679059015
>posting pc master race in response to a console version of a dark souls game
>implying from software care about pc gamers
>https://www.vg247.com/2016/04/12/dark-souls-3-crash-issue-preventing-pc-players-from-going-past-first-bonfire/
>mfw

>>679080438
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

>>679080434
You weeb tier PScucks are easy to spot.

>>679059530
>Dark souls 3
>end of trilogy

Demon souls. They could just make another series called Ghost Souls or something.

>>679080438
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

>>679080922
How far will you're autistic rage push you?

>>679081436
u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

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>>679081367
Does the drool make copying and pasting harder?

>>679081436
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

>>679081265
What is bloodbourne

>>679081794
i like the ones where it seems all serious, and you are totally empathetic to the story at hand, but then the last line is, "then i looked at my throne, and i was finally there . [something something??] fresh prince of bel air."

anybody know what im talkin bout?

>>679081794
>>679082037
BWAAAAAH!! H'what in the hell did you just say about me, you got danged giblet head? I'll have you know i graduated top of my class at Arlen high in propane and propane and propane accessories, and I have been involved in numerous Vogner Char King sales extravaganzas, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in BTU calibration and I'm the top assistant manager in all of Heimlich County. You are nothing to me but just another valued customer. I will fill up your propane tank with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my got danged words. You think you can get away with saying that asinine garbage about propane on the internet? Think again, you little weasel. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of propane truck drivers across the USA and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the convoy, you big baby. The convoy that refills the pathetic little thing you call your propane tanks. You're all filled, you damn moron. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can service your propane need in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am i extensively trained in propane tank calibration, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Texas propane gas association and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your charcoal loving ass off the face of the continent, you little bastard. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your damn tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you got danged idiot. I will kick your ass so hard you won't be able to sit for a month. You're dead, I tell ya h'what.

>>679082075
The pasta? Yeah I don't have it though. You autistic fuck you seem to have them all.

>>679082448
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed englando. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

>>679082745
Send nudes.

>>679082448
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

>>679082996
Didn't try to hack you autizmo.

>>679082915
>>679082448


Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be respoinsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me /b/.

>>679083207
>replying to copypasta
teehee

>>679083420
>>679083500
self check

>>679083500
I know I like to call out this man childs autism.