Satanic trip says what I do with this dead cat.
>>679053822
Eat its heart then burn the organs
insert it anally faggot
burn it, then snort the ashes.
>>679055255
>rolling for this
>>679053822
bbq it, eat it
Matalo!!!
eat it
>>679053822
eat its asshole on live cam
skin it and wear it as a mask
Put the cat between ur ass
offer to inanna
Sacrifice to Quetzalcoatl
>>679055779
Fap in the cat
>rape
cum in the cat
Put it in your mother's mailbox
Berry it
>>679056032
fuck it
>>679056079
youre one of those special kinds of faggots, arent you?
Send pic to the last female you talked to and say "this was for you".
Wrap it lovingly in a shirt, bury it in a well-sized grave and place a nice rock over the burial mound.
>Revive it.
>Kill again.
sharpie in pooper
>>679055797
you're such a faggot
>>679056272
This
FUCK IT IN THE ASS SO HARD AND THEN STAB IT AND POST PICS
>>679056326
Kek'd
>>679056309
Put it in a post box
Give it a good funeral
>>679053822
Make it alive or you die!
Throw the corpse to a muslim.
eat that fucking cat raw
>>679056556
reroll
Fuck it in the pussy
>>679056624
Roll
insert genitals into anal cavity
>>679056630
rolling
This.
>>679053822
Bury it with full military service honors.
>>679055255
>roll
Give it a proper Christian funeral.
>>679056675
>>679056661
So close
COVER IT IN MUSTARD
Perform a satanic hexing ritual
bURY IT WITH MUSTARD
bury it
>>679056661
Checked with a 666.
Post it faggot
>>679053822
Send to valhalla
Leave it on a doorstep with a minivan in the driveway and record it
Skin it then bury the remains
BURYIT WITH KETCHUP SAUCE OR MUSTARD
give it a vikings burial
>>679057013
Bump
>>679056755
>>679056255
>>679055255
triple fiver dubs!
WTF is going on in this thread, OP must do one of these!
>>679057095
this
Fuck her pussy.
Find a family home with a dog. Put the cat near the doggyhouse or its lease. Owners reaction would be topkek
Viking funeral!
>>679053822
Satanic pepe summons satanic trips and says to give it a proper burial.
Suck it's dick
>>679057443
This
How about a timestamp first, lad?
>>679056661
Fuck the pussy in the pussy. Catception
>>679053822
buy the biggest hotdog bun you can.
Buy mustard and ketchup and dill pickle spears
put cat in bun. add generous amounts of condinments and top with pickle
Put in neighbours mailbox and wait
drop kick it
>>679057443
This!
>>679057480
this
>>679057466
FUCK
Soak it in a sink and squeeze the liquid from its fur into a cup and drink
>>679053822
Eat it
Rape the cat and post pics
>>679053822
cut off one of the legs with a cleaver and use it as a dildo, bringing yourself to prostate orgasm with it
livestream it all
>>679053822
praise jebus and read the bible to him
BURN IT AND SUMMON SATAN
Viking funeral!!
>>679057498
reroll
>>679057667
off by one
>>679057667
What the fuck
>>679057667
Off by one
>>679057667
SOOO CLOSE
>>679057667
Hah off by 1
>>679057498
this roll
>>679057667
rolling
Put dick in mouth
>>679053822
How about you timestamp it first
>>679057776
your were close to quads m9.
>>679053822
>>679057667
fuck me, off by one
reroll
Give the cat a viking funeral burn him then grind his bone to ash and spread it to the wind.
>>679057936
quads don't mean shit here
Nah, Just bury it :) RIP
>>679057999
WINRAAAAR!!!!!
>>679057498
roll
>>679057667
roll for dis
>>679057999
Antisatanic trips count right?
>>679058091
Upside down satanic doesn't count... Do they?
>>679053822
pretty sure you have done what you can
rolling for microwave, though
>>679056936
when you dont even notice you got trips
>>679057667
You were so close m9
Would say that op will do the same tho
.
>>679057498
rollin
>>679057926
maximum kek
>>679057443
Rolly rolly
>>679057498
rerollinnnnn
take it on a date
Live stream you raping it than eating it raw
>>679057498
Rerollaroll
>>679058372
nice italian restaurant. table for two. red wine. candles. purrfect
>>679053822
Autopsy to determine cause of death, then viking funeral.
>>679058028
Quads are still better than no quads
>>679058444
Checked
>>679057498
gona gibs it a roll
>>679058444
Nice but not quite
>>679057667
It has to be this, reroll
>>679058410
Reroll Tho
>>679057498
getting close. Reroll
Fuck it through its wee earholes
>>679057498
pls close
>>679058372
>>679058461
rolling
>>679058605
Reroll
Do nothing except bury it OP.
Cut it open with a stick and light the intestines on fire
>>679057667
rollan'
Give him good funeral
Fuck it
microwave it
>>679057667
roll
cut his head and try to open the eyes
Bring it inside and if you have family/gf, act like it's alive and you love and kiss it on the regular until the head falls off. Everytime someone says that it's dead, yell in your loudest voice and start hitting them with the cat.
If you don't have a family, put something on it to cover the smell and sell it to a dumb kid as a sleeping dog, or you cut off its paws, and kidnap other cats in the neighborhood. When the family starts to worry, put the paw in a box and leave it next to their toilet with a letter saying, "pay the brotherhood or next time it's the head."
>>679057667
>>679058669
Fuck this fucking thread tbh
>>679057667
odds are 1/1000 but I'll roll anyway
Finger its butt hole, webm
Walk away.
Give it a proper burial.
Cum inside it!
>>679057443
Rolling for this, also check em bois
Give it a proper burial.
Say, RIP kittycat and then bury it.
>>679057667
rell
Rip its head off
Put it in a shoebox in your room for one year, taking it out once a day to keep us informed.
>>679057667
rolling for this
>>679058902
Not actually. the the real odds would be very difficult to take, it's not 1/1000 because the number isn't random, it goes up, so you have some kind of idea of when it's coming up.
Look at it then smash your head against a wall then backflip
>>679058444
WINRAR
Viking funeral
>>679059236
kys
>>679059666
>>679059296
This and snort the burnt body, just like the time OP snorted a mouse.
>>679059236
not satanic enuf
Blend it
Send her to space
fit the entire cat in your ass while it's still in one piece
Spray paint it silver
>>679059299
FUCK YOUUUU I WILL NEVER KILL MYSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'M TOO AWESOME AND SO NOT AUTISTIC
>>679059581
Reroll
>>679059585
reroll
Fuck it
>>679057013
Bump
Paint it red and ask the pharmacy if you can get some tampons, your pussy is bleeding
Cut it open and put it on like a hat
funeral pyre
cook it then eat it
Stick your sick inide its butt.....for it in no matter what...webm
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chop it with axe 100times
>>679059782
rooll
>>679053822
Kill it
>>679053822
Fuck it, cum inside, nail to wall
Ask a tailor to make a hat out of it, or kitten mittens.
>>679059950
reroll
>>679059782
reroll
roll. fuck it
Cum my lady, cum cum my lady.
>>679059782
rereroll
>>679059664
good damn it
>>679058473
Roll for this.
>>679059782
rollio
WTF is a viking funeral?
>>679057667
roll
>>679059782
do it
>>679053822
Get it stuffed and have a fleshlight put into it. Use the cat fleshkight for 4 months straight without cleaning. Then leave at the door of a neighbor you dislike
Dick in cat
>>679057667
Roll
>>679060268
or at whoever's cat it was
>>679059950
reroll again
>>679058473
Roll.
fuck the cat and post here
>>679059782
Rollerino
Chop it up and make a dream catcher
>>679060488
rooll
Space program
fuck cat. cum in cat. post video here
Swing it by its tail and then sling shot it at a car driving by, webm
>>679059782
Roll
go sleep
>>679060589
Reroll
>>679060554
Cat the fuck and here post.
>>679060591
roll
>>679060591
>fuck cat. cum in cat
this
revive it
>>679059585
reroll
>>679060578
Roll again
>>679060589
Roll
Cat sex!
>>679057667
Roll
>>679060646
close. so close
satan commands you bring the cat back to life, it has not fullfilled its destiny... sacrifice your own life if you must
>>679060646
pls
>>679060646
do itt
mouth to mouth save the cat
>>679060766
Oh son of a bitch
Fake mania and try to get people to bury it with a full procession
Obviously stab it
>>679059782
Get to it OP
How did the cat die? Also, timestamp
Put it in one of those blue recycling boxes outside of the post office. The ones with the weird lid
Fucking drown the cunt
>>679061059
It's already dead you absoloute fucking retard
>>679060646
rollllllll
>>679060766
You dumb fucker
>>679060578
Rawl
>>679057667
TRIPS GET
Fuck it then eat it
God dammit, just fuck the pussy, then post
Impale it on a spear and stick the spear in the ground to serve as a warning to intruders
bury with honours
Put it in your mom's pussy
Cum in cat
Cut its head off and skullfuck it. Post pics of the whole process.